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You must post ITT or this will happen to you
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kys
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@696127097
not taking chances!!
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ok
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>>696127097
These threads don't get old do they
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>>696127492
Thank you immunity cat.
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why
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already happened to me during my playoff football game. except it was the toe next to it. i played out the game but fuck it was hell. it went numb after 1 quarter
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>>696127492
thanks :coolcat:
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>>696127492
that was close
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phew close one
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>>696127097
n
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>>696127492
Thanks a lot immunity cat
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>>696127097
K
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>>696127492
Wew thanks cat.
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>>696127097
k
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>>696127097
now you fags arent even trying
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Fuck you
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>>696127097
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Sure
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>>696127097
i will not bow to your demands
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>>696127478
>>@
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>>696127097
dfd
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No thx
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>>696127097
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>>696127097
Ouch
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>>696127097
kill m
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>>696127097
no
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G
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I am saved
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>>696127097
worth my time i guess
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>>696127097
ouch
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>>696127492
Thanks immunity cat
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>>696127492
okay thanks man
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K
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Huh.
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>>696127097
fine
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This is not gonna stop, is it?
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>>696127097
darn
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>>696127492
In safe now
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Why
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>>696127097
Ggy
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>>696127097
Bring it.
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k
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rolling
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>>696127097
ok :/
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Fff
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wynaut
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Y
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>>696127097
K
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>>696127097
posting
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>>696127097
K
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Kk
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>>696127097
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nah dude
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>>696127492
thanks immunity cat.
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>>696127097
jic
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Pleeeaaaassseee I just wanna lurk in peace tonight, fag.
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>>696127097
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nkjbkjvbkvf
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>>696127097
shit
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>>696127097
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>>696127097
why do i do this
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>>696127097
:d
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K
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>>696127097
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You got me
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>>696127097
okey...
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=(
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ugh
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>>696127097
not risking
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no chances taken
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:/
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fuck you
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>>696127097
bich
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>>696127097
yeah no thanks
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jwish
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>>696127097
im gonna get so laid tonight
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ffs
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>>696127097
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no no no
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Plz no
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Fuck it
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#blessed
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Faggot
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>>696127097
already happened
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It has already happened. It happens every night. Every night my toe gets severed. The top half just splits right off at the knuckle, like a ripe cherry tomato. I always reach down to pick up the severed tip of my ripe cherry tomato and sort of prod it with my dirty finger nails. I roll it around, into the carpet, before pecking it up with my dirty fingernails (like a crane eating small fish) and place the severed cherry toe into my anus. My anus accepts it with a long yawn.
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I gotta stop coming to this board...
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wwoHA
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>>696133427
rip
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XD OMG it's the reply to this or else meme xDDDDdD

Kill yourself anon
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Hey op, i hope you get /b/ancer
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I like my toe
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>>696127097
what the
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Lolololol not taking any ChAnCeS XD XD XD
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Fukku
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>>696127097
nope
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>>696127492
wew
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Roll
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h
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>>696127097
Ffuck
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>>696127097
not tonight
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>>696127097
eat dicks
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>>696127097
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damn
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nty
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:]
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pls no
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>>696127492
thanks immunity cat
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>>696127097
yessor
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o my
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>>696127097
fucker
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Nig
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>>696127097
what the fuck
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>>696127097
kkk
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>>696127097
Nig
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Nigger
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>>696127492
Nice.
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I'm commuting suicide in a few minutes so I don't know why this even matters
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>>696127097
Pls no
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>>696127097
F U
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oh
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>>696127097
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fine
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im safe
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FU
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>>696127097
Kys
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Abc
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>>696127097

fuck you
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>>696127097
stubbed your toe bud?
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cancer
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shit
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>>696127656
The ride never ends.
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>>696127097
ouch
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Nope.
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Please no
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>>696127097
A buff for the unprepared. Use it well.
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>>696127097
fuck no
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Wew
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O
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>>696127097
kys
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>>696127097
Gotta be safe
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>>696127492
Thank u immunity cat
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>>696127097
k
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No chances
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>>696127097
>>696127097
shur
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Kys
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pls no
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ITT
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>>696127097
yikes
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no
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>>696127097
i
am
im
am
MOOT
Imam
IMAM MOOT!
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>>696127492
thanks
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I'm just barely healed from a dislocated knee - taking no chances lol.


Pic completely unrelated, in on my phone instead of computer and it's literally one of the only 3 pics I have on here *shrug*
So, fuck relevance, enjoy it mfers.
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>>696127097
Op is a faggot but OP is always faggot so that doesn't say much
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>>696127492
Thanks Immunity Cat!
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>>696127097
plz no
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k
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>>696127097
Goddammit
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>>696127097
fucc kay
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Broke a little toe once, gave me some nasty bonefever, this person must have gone trough some sick pain.
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>>696127478
You seem like you are new and unfamiliar with how things work on the Chan. Seems you're an avid twitter user though.
Get yourself acquainted, you may have a better experience, *shrug* just sayin'..
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>>696127492
Lol, yes! Personal protection agent cat, ftw!
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:\
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>>696127492
Luv u kitty
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Not even
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>>696129600
Lol, if you've spent more than 5 minutes lurking around here bro, you should already know things like this will never go away. It's just one more thing most of us have come to accept and ignore. Sadly, there's No>>696129798
t much else you can do that will actually address and affect this.
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>>696127097
stubbing your toe on a fucking steel corner at 30 mph
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>>696127097

Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:

1) They invented everything we have from rockets to paper to forks to working vertical flight (unlike davinci) to wheels to writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering blows German bullshit out the water.

2)They have barely committed any atrocities like Europe.

China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure in Africa employing Africans instead of giving them bibles and taking their food and diamonds and not unnecessarily bombing the shit out of the middle east.

The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet), until Euraberica began mettling in the East with failed proxy wars.

The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects and paid them for their labor until they friended Germany in ww2.

The East never unnecessary ravaged the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain in all Latin America or USA in middle east and natives.

3) they all cooperate; during natural disaster everyone works together to make sure everyone lives; there's no Jews to price gouge, no pigskin cacas and niggers to steal your shit.

4) their marriage and infidelity rate are far lower than Euraberica, whose lifestyles cause middle age men to commit suicide and die poor. Their music and real tv isn't half as depraved as ours,

Where we laugh at things like tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where young boys get raped and In others get killed.

5) Life in Asia is just like in anime I know because I've been to China

6) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2 hr a day like Euraberica

7) they have the highest iq's and lowest crime rate. Their literature doesn't glorify niggerdom (street murders, crying like a pathetic bitch due to destiny, wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare oedipus n poetry) I'm not racist I'm honest
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What the fuck man
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>>696130677
Oooh, I love that image..
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sigh
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>>696131076
And this.
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>>696140049
lol
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>>696133195
Aaaaand this
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Fuck
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>>696133427
And especially this, even though it's only text and not an image, it's product is strong in this unwieldily mind of mine.
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>>696134891
Oh no you didn't...
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>>696127097
when
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nigga
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K
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Fuck
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>>696127492
Thanks Immunity Cat
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>>696139323
Of yeah.. You got bone fever from breaking your little toe?! Damn bro, you got some bad luck. I broke the same pinky toe 3 times, once before the toe even completely healed from the first time and the third time just a few months later... Now I have virtually no feeling in it and can bend it completely sideways (so it's perpendicular to my foot) without even feeling anything. Pretty cool/weird really..
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>>696127492
I love you ;)
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>>696127097
nope
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>>696127097
stop these
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Okay
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>>696127097
Reee
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;-;
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>>696127097
Fuck. Hey man.
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>>696127097
Wassup? How you guys doin?
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>>696127097
fuk dis
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ok
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Ok
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>>696127097
Ssaafafghhdvjte
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F
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>>696127097
Well you are seeking attention like this, so this must mean this is the only thing you have. I guess I'm happy to respond if it makes you feel better about yourself/your life. Take care!
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>>696127097
asdf
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Fuck
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But how did it happen?
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Fuck you
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OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.
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http://a1035.com/

Solve the puzzle /b/ or something will happen to the world and soon.
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>>696127097
k
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>>696127097
ok
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>>696127097
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>>696127097
You're a nigger op
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>>696127097
K
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>>696127492
Thank you immunity cat
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>>696127097
Kys
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>>696127097
k
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Nig
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>>696143781
Bless you anon.
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K
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>>696127097
kys
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fine
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>>696127492
thats what i have been looking for, thanks
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Not today
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Well then, OP.
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>>696127097

dubs
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>>696127097
not today fam
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>>696127097
Okay
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FAG
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Nope
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.
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Ok
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>>696127097
k
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>>696127097
Fuck off you cancerous faggot.
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Fuck u op
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>>696127492
You're the best, Immunity Cat!
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>>696127097
Op is a faggot

Reply to this or the next pussy you fuck will look like this.
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>>696127097
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Why?
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>>696127492
thank you so much
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>>696127097
fgnbv
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>>696127097
Nope
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>>696127097
fuck
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>>696127097
terrible
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>>696127097
Kek
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>>696127097
fu
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>>696127097
Please no
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>>696127097
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>696127492
Ty
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>>696127097
Oy vey
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pls no mr handsoap
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>>696127097
hdfg
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God
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>>696127097
Fuck
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>>696127097
kys
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>>696127097
fuck no
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>>696127492
ty
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ok
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my cat is god and will save me
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>>696127097
P
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>>696127097
sdf
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>>696127097
fug
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ghjcu
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>>696127097
Gu
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>>696127097
Fuck you I don't take chances asshole
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>>696127097
Fuck
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>>696127097
Itt
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ok
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>>696127097
never fuck with shit like this
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>>696127097
cunt
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Gmjhh
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Ggg
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>>696127097
k
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not taking chances tbh
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>>696127097
That probably hurts.
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Rip
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>>696127097
Thats a really big toe.
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>>696127097
ffffffffffffffffffffff
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K
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>>696127097
nup
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nope
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>>696127097
meh
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>>696127097
Toe
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>>696127492
Thank you
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>>696127097
Hmm, makes you think.
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fk u
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I usually ignore these ( btw, my mothers still alive you fucking cucklords ) but seeing as how this is aimed at ME!....... Can't take the risk. Also remember the next time you open- THE GAME YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!
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EEE
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>>696127097
nah bro
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>>696127492
thank you immunity cat.
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damn son
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fuck you pussy
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The ride never ends
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>>696127492
bless
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>>696127097
fuk
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>>696154162
Humpf!
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>>696127097
no pls
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Hilarious and original
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easiest dubs of my life
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>>696127097
no stehp
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>>696127097
Fuck
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no
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>>696127097
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>>696127097
Hell nah
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