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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
still here
>>696122686
I'll have to check it out if I get the chance
>>696123467
Yeah, I'm glad he kept Norman Reedus in this game after the last one got canceled. Makes sense though lol not much sense in scrapping all the assets they put so much work into making
>claimed
>>696122625
Someone said you're in love with me? :>
>>696123883
Claimu!
>>696123942
where do you live Nui anon?
>>696123057
Lewdness aside for now, did you do anything fun today?
>>696123594
~~what sexual organs are you thinking of?~~
~~do asses count?~~
>>696123600
Always fun to do
>>696123850
Lewd, but I must agree. That would be enjoyable
Fran
>>696122615
I am not a perv!
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
Saegusa!
>>696124051>
Hmmmmm I read more manga today I mean I think thats fun but its different for everyone
Nui Claimu
>>696123815
At least i would if i could.
>>696124048
That guy was just someone who played along with that Arrow post above yours.
Goddess Hestia <33
claimed<3
guts claimed
>>696124398
Asuka i spoke to before, yes? how's it going!
Claimed.
>>696123883
Another thread, another claim
Except it's not really another claim, it's a seperate claim, but it's claiming the same
Azzy's still best gote and always will be
>>696124556
Hello, Nui anon! I'm fine right now. Sort of in a good mood. I'm eating chips and salsa, which is my favorite snack, so I'm fairly happy. How are you? Still sick?
>>696124253
Reading is great!
What did you read?
>>696124470
Good taste
>>696124398
Hey Asuka
>>696123850
Oh really? You just like it when your ass is played with, so naughty.
>You may need a spanking~
>>696124051
Asses do count!
>Oh some of this, some of that~
>>696124148
Pervsalot. It's ok, you're among other pervs.
claimed
Claiming
Claiming
also rollin for stella
>>696124970
YUUKI!!!
>>696123994
Do it
>>69612305
>>696124253
Bad frenemy! No arousing the yuki-onna
>>696123096
>>696124051
Wish for the best
Pretty good but morning wasnt good
>>69612346
>maki
Fuck
That and what he said
>>696123531
>>696123995
>
Because thats a cute face
>>696123594
>mizore
Mmhmm
>>696124315
Oh lol, didn't notice it. Would you get your arms cut off instead of hers?
Claiming
Who else been drinking
>>696125133
Checked
>>696125363
hi
>>696123742
Show me at what point I specifically said that. Not your own interpretation on what was said.
>>696123850
The AC, it's been working fine for now.
>>696123994
As am I, really like his acting. Heh, wish that logic would of been held in TPP's regard. It looks pretty interesting though.
>>696125279
Guess I reeemain victorious.
Well what did he say?
>>696125241
who dis
>>696124159
Goodnight Kyouko.
>>696124772
~~I would definitely watch that~~
>>696124841
Oh my
~~would you spank me if I disobeyed you?~~
>>696125279
Not a morning person?
>>696125424
>>696124788
Still throwing up but i'm not dreadfully sore anymore.
>>696125369
Of course, but i'd miss being able to cuddle her though. hopefully she could get me new ones like she got.
>>696125502
Was just saying good claim o.o
i like her too
>Saegusa Claim
>>696122299 (Stella)
Not much, just a bit bored while laying in bed.
>So many random questions running through my mind.
>>696122615 (Mizore)
>Not thinking by body parts.
>Inflation is a subset of my fetish.
>>696125388
Noticed but no
>>696125369
show me your pussy
>>696124821
Akira 2!
>>696125279
Aw alright im sorry!
>>696125461
Oh lucky you! Mine is dead haha
>>696125279
I'll do it so hard
>>696125461
Did they have a release date for it yet?
>>696124841
I'm not a pervert! I just condone the occasional fetish.
>>696124841
Oh my yes yes I do!
>Rikka
>>696124159
night
>>696125652
Indeed, she's the best character from the series. Who's Saegusa and where is she from?
>>696125681
If u have anything, just ask. I don't mind answering,
>>696125609
Your taste = very good
>>696125363
Hi
>>696125461
Hmmph!
These exact words "how would you like to make money from people swiping their credit cards? " and hundreds of peoplw applauds him
>>696125609
Friend took me to a pyramid scheme
>>696125742
Good
>>696125749
Oh my~
>>696125622
That's good. I hope you feel better soon.
I also hope we can talk peacefully without the nuisance from yesterday.
>>696124821
Hello~
>>696125803
like fucking children
>>696125610
>>696126089
I cant be the only one drinking tonight
Please tell me im not
>>696125610
Hidden hottest
>>696125609
Stop thaaaaaat.
>>696125681
Pregnancy
Giants
Big body parts
>>696125803
>Occasional
Sure sure.
>Accept it
>>696125910
Yes you do, now...
>Bend over my lap~
>>696126257
i was drinkin' the other night.
What's the time there?
No Esdeath? Fucking cucks
>>696125742
Sounds good!
>>696125910
What a perv
But I can't make fun of you, since I'm also a perv
>>696126074
Too many gotes, not enough time
>>696126200
Did you join?
>>696126371
I just want lewd things
You're doing it to rikka!
>>696126376
Almost 1 am
>>696126089
Ship's going so well it's not called a ship anymore
>>696126218
>
>>696126371
>spying on you
>>696125622
What if you never got any back? Because Ragyo is gone.
Aww, you're sick?
>>696125708
no, I don't have one either
>>696126089
I appologize for my lewdness
>>696126200
Oh shit its the queen!
>>696126371
Oh yes maam I will do as you say!
>>696126578
Haha its alright! Sorry my weird side comes out at night
>>696126647
Oh it's that early lol it's 8am here
>>696125742
Ah shit, bummer man. Ha, well hey he's coming out tomorrow right?
>>696125749
Nope. Guessing either late 2017 or early 2018. Hopefully not later.
>>696126089
Maybe next time you can reeeconstruct your game plan
>Last one I swear.
Eh at first that does sound a little shady. Did you hear him out at least?
>>696126653
>
Anyways i'm off to sleep.
Will come back sometime.
Stay well everyone, good night~
>>696126578
Yes I would if you were acting naughty.
>Plenty lewd going on, hehe.
>>696126653
>Spying on you spying on me
You want to be spanked too?
>>696126935
Hmmm maybe you just need them rubbed, after getting them all red from spanking~
>>696126578
Join?
>>696126935
Indeed~
>>696127082
I started at 6 or 7pm
Ive been drinkin for awhile
>>696126578
>implying there can ever be too many gotes
>>696126200
He's probably in a ylyl or something, Thank Nui...
>>696126698
I'd still do it for Nui, i'm quite flexible with my legs and feet anyway, though it would be hard to eat.
and yeah, it's been going on for a while but it's getting better.
All of your "waifus" are ugly.
>>Maki
Ayyyy, thanks bby ;^)
Carls Jr, but it was similar that night.
>Got them tonight
>Order my burger plain with cheese
>THey put everything on it
IT LITERALLY TAKES MORE WORK TO FUCK UP MY ORDER THAN NOT!
>>Emi
It's fun, but the company feels like it's been trying to kill it off for a while now.
>>Smugs
Oh man, get some of that VR up in here, it'd be a riot!
back once again
That's makise kurisu for the uninformed.
Anyway, how is it y'all?
>>696127568
Alcohol is bad.
my wifu forever and always
>Shizuru get!
>>696127845
>rubs my finger up and down your puffy pussy
>>696126371
I don't really get why people like that sort of stuff, it grosses me out.
>>696126935
If anything we seem to share a kink, getting dominated
>>696127372
Well, I'm imaging doing tons of lewd things with you, is that naughty enough for a spanking?
>>696127536
I don't even know what I typed.
Somehow that was supposed to be "are you the Asuka I've talked to before?"
Its late, don't judge me
>>696127618
I'm afraid there are more gotes than I can LEWD
>>696127213
Yeah so I just gotta go threw this night once
>>696127372
I think I do actually <3
>>696127536
How have you been?
>>696127982
Fuck off Spike
>>696127644
I think she would feed you by the spoon. :3
Have you gone to the doctor about it?
>>696127644
I hope so. As long as he isn't ruining the thread I don't care where he is.
Anything interesting happen to you today?
>>696126257
Idk :/
>>696126653
What's it called then?
>>696126935
Good frenemy
>>696127213
Kek
I did. He said somethimg about plans amd shit about the services. Left atfer teh presentation. Im not dealing or getting dragged in it
>>696127326
Night
>>696127372
Im fine with fran. Not the others
>>696127826
>>696127781
Just cuz ypur too young to get anyone to buy you any dont mean its bad
>>696128003
Heh, it's alright. I know the feeling.
But I'm afraid I'm not the same Asuka. At least I don't think so.
>>696128032
I'm good. I just stopped playing Overwatch. How are you?
>>696127699
I understand that this is bait but I politely request that you fucking take that shit back you deceitful jizztrumpet
Also, nice dubs
>>696128003
If only the rules of the thread permitted pornographones, that way I could actually show you some lewd gotes.
But alas, they do not
>>696128266
stay away from my wifu
>>696125992
Not much interesting questions are coming to mind right now, but there'll be something that'll stand out.
>>696126371
>Yes, bellies and their subsets.
>No.
>Be a bit more specific, and we'll save that for another day.
>>696126089
<< ;)
>>696127213
yeah could have guessed. I'm sure he would have wanted to take his time and not fuck this up. Which is good!
>>696128364
It's not bait, I just find it pathetic that a bunch of adults post the same pics of anime girls EVERY day.
>>696127700
Wild cute!
>>696127845
Nice
>>696127982
Lewd
>>696128000
Meh, why do people like vore?
>To each their own.
>>696128003
Lewd!
>>696128032
After I rub them I may have to spread them apart...
>For science.
>>696128172
Why nit pick?
>>696128502
>Big bellies
Vore?
>>696128172
What are we fine with?
>>696128343
Do you play magic the gathering?
>>696128364
My telegram is @TheWretchedTwiggy
I accept lewd gotes
>>696128804
~~I can get a lot lewder~~
>>696128089
That would be a very enjoyable life actually.
And nah, i don't think i need to now as i'm getting better.
>>696128107
Not much, as usual though. i'm thinking about playing modded SSBB again.
>>696128983
I personally don't, but I know people that do. My girlfriend is an example.
>>696128529 #
>
>>696128804 #
Because reasons
>>696128983 #
You and mizore doing your thing :p
>>696128804
Nou.
This thread
Has Become
Banan
>>696129163
Ah, that sounds fun. I kind of want to play pokemon, but I'm not sure what I'd do in the game. I've done pretty much everything.
>>696129383
what
>>696127700
Bruh imagine all the niggas swinging each other in that
>smug
Wow it was colder than I expected.
>>696128804
Thats okay with me <3
>>696129398
Which pokemon? GO? if it's a main game the best choice would just be to start over as there really isn't much to do when you beat it.
>>696127700
Anytime bby ;;;^)
Must be a Western place, never heard of them. Kinda glad I haven't if they fucked up something that simple haha.
>>696128032
You can do it! Get some ice mang, feels great.
>>696128172
Probably for the best, maybe it could ff been legit but I don't think you want the FBI coming to confirm that kek.
>>696128529
Agreed, it's his first IP after Konami so it has to leave a strong impression. Can't wait for it now!
>>696129562
Is she from RWBY?
>>696129214
Lewd things?
If it gets much lewder we might go to telegram
>>696129227
Oh, so you arent the asuka I've talked to before
Oh well
>>696129658
I wonder what we will find! All the way up in there!
I need to consistently exercise for my waifu!
>>696129227
Does your girlfriend know you have a waifu?
>>696129163
Are you a PM person?
>>696129562
I aint got a nickel
You doin free servies?
>>696129832
>girlfriend
>waifu
that's why nobody can take you seriously
>>696129884
Depends on the service.
>>696128761
I mean, yeah, but you're sitting here talking to the adults who post animes all day
So (to do some metaphors and also quote a thing) who's the real idiot, the person trying to kill themselves, or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill themselves?
Also,
>azzy
>anime
>girl
I'm sorry, I only take people seriously if they have any idea what they're talking about
>>696128983
I lack a Telegraphic Messaging account
This is quite the unfortunate turn of events
>>696129688
Pokemon Alpha Sapphire.
I would restart, but I'd lose all my shiny pokemon and shit.
Maybe I can restart Pokemon X?
>>696129759
Sorry.
>>696129981
Drink with me
>>696128804
that's a long list of lewd replies you have there
>>696129560
That'd be fun as fuck and you know it!
>>696129744
They're normally pretty good, I dunno how they fucked this up though.
>>696129355
><><><><
>>696129744
Same!
Aight going to head to bed early. Have to fix my sleep schedule...
Goodnight!
>>696129832
PM... Project M? i have a lot of fun with it, but i always put in even more mods, i even got Nui's theme off of the brstrm site.
>>696130109
I'd get one of the old games on emulator if i felt like playing one of them again without deleting anything. maybe trade them all to the other game before restarting that one? or is that a bad idea?
>>696129163
Oh, okay then. Take care of yourself anon, don't get too sick now.
Getting taken care of when you're sick by a yandere Nui.
>>696130205
Thats acceptable. What do you want me to drink? The Monkey Shoulder, 6 Isles Blended, Auchentoshan 12 year old single malt or the Nant Reserve?
>>696130259
They fucked it up because niggers.
>>696130099
If you have a smart phone you could make one
Any other messaging app you have?
I require lewd gotes
>>696130109
It's a fun game, and you already have some people to play with
who want to see a big dick
Well I'm home. Anyone else under the influence of good old booze? Also claimed
>>696130420
Nice. I was a general Brawl Vault person back when I played Brawl Minus, but after Project M picked up I mostly stuck to just brstm swaps and a few extra skins. I had my waifu as a model import on Zelda back in I think demo 1.
>>696128804
I already denied that one. The only other subsets I don't like are unbirthing and anal vore. Well, they're quite similar.
>If SSBBW is a subset, then that one as well.
>>696127845
>Late reply rattles.
>>696128172
Happily married
>>696127372
Yeah. Sure.
>>696130099
keep insisting other people think such idiocy
>>696129744
"Does recruiting 5 more people amd they recruit 5 more so you can make a self raise" sound like a pyramid scheme to you?
>>696129759
WEW
>>696130259
Nigga fuck yes
>>696130393
Night!
>>696130761
Moka
>>696130905
Oh my
>>696130420
Maybe, that's not a bad idea. It would just be a pain in the ass to switch them all back when I want to battle someone or something.
>>696130676
Maybe. I've heard good things about it.
>>696130610
Im drinking cheap ass tequila and orange juice
Ill let you pick your own poison
>>696130761
Ayy one more to join me
>not having a vampire waifu
>>696129832
Yeah, she's cool with it. I think she has her own husbando anyways.
>>696131389
>being in a couple with fictionalfus
sexy.
>>696131187
Oh my indeed.
>>696131381
>having THAT vampire as a waifu
>>696131187
But his phone is wierd at the moment, so that might not happen
>>696131189
And you can steal/borrow cards from your gf
>>696131381
Hello
Are Frankenstein's monsters good?
>>696131328
Yay. I got rum. Just got back from the bar so I'm already half in the tank. Kraken to be specific!
>>696131556
you mean best vampire?
>>696130781
>Rattles
>>696131723
Ya i started at about 7 at work
It was fun
>>696131737
Worst vampire waifu
Don't forget Nico Nii!
Because I Nico Need you~
Did I miss anything good?
Setsuna is my waifu
>>696130469
That sounds lovely and i want it...
>>696130774
A shame there isn't any Nui mods there. but yeah i've done that too. though i heard someone was making a Metal Face mod but i'm not sure if it's still going.
>>696131189
Well i guess it's that or buy another copy,
actually would you happen to have two 3ds? because i believe unlike the other games on that console it uses save data so maybe you could move it too the other one.
>>696131519
I mean, I guess? It's not a big thing between us or anything. We don't really talk about it, because neither of us really care.
>>696131704
Borrow, she'd stab me if she couldn't find her cards.
>>696131328
What's your drink of choice moka?
>>696130676
I have no phone plan because I'm just generally the worst, so I can't make the thing
Most (if not all) of the other things I have either have a friends list with people I know on it or share a username with different accounts for things, neither of which I want to give out on any public messaging board, let alone 4chan.
I think I've got a Tox I used like once a year or two ago, if that's anything
Just checked, I've set my name as Gote Guy on there, assuming you can do anything with that
>>696132138
Yeah, my brother leaves his with me. Maybe that would work.
I'd have to try it out.
>>696131381
>not having a waifu in a vampire extermination unit
>
>>696131556
Kinky
>>696131704
Aww
>>696132062
My smugs
>>696131328
Ill go with 6 isles, Mother and coke.
>>696131381
Long time Mavis.
>>696130259
Do you have Steam?
>>696131556
Mavis is cool.
>>696131737
>
>>696132025
Haha good times. Done that plenty myself. I bring my crew a few 40s when it's the weekends.
>>696132150
I would do the same
>>696132304
>>696132304
I'll just get my own lewd gotes
Have I become a furry?
>>696132331
Maybe lewd times later
>>696132331
It's... gotten past that point
>Very far past that point
>>696132343
If you say so, then I think Mavis is cool.
day-walkers everywhere.
>>696131704
absolutely
>>696132025
at least i'm not a nigger
>>696132331
pfftt
>>696132334
vote for me
>>696132343
vote for me
>>696130259
The person taking the order must of not of heard you. How do you even add all of that when it's literally just a cheeseburger.
>>696130393
The hype is real! Good luck with that man, sleep well.
>>696131187
From an outsider, yes it may. From their P.O.V it's all business my friend, whether it be shady or not.
>>696132062
Not a whole lot.
>>696132166
I like coors light for beer
But if its hard liqour either whiskey (jack) or tequila
Captain morgans good too but its a bit more on the expensive side
>>696132399
I just found out my boss is fine with it yesterday when we were all drinking
>>696132334
Sounds good to me
Claiming best monster girl.
>It's Suu. Admit it.
>>696132150
ok
>>696132138
I'm a fan of Silentdoom's animation work. I have to see if he's done anything cool lately, smash or otherwise.
>>696132343
I have you on steam!
>>696132827
Hell if I know!
>>696132615
It can wait right?
>>696132681
Wew
>>696132823
Kek how are ya by the way?
>>696132827
Friend said this twice "its not a scam or pyramid scheme bro"
>>696133095
Yes she is
![Kirino [296].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8jv1zA.png "Kirino [296].png")
>>696132823
Ill always vote for myself.
>>696132835
>Capn
>expensive
Pick one. I consider it a waste if I have to spend less than $50 on a bottle.
>>696132823
You have my vote.
>>696132615
I think you may have
I feel bad about doing this, but the damage's been done, so all I can really say is: oops
If you're looking for good gotes, I recommend looking on e621.
You can search tags on e6 as well as artists which makes it better than a lot of its competition.
>>696133141
Well he sure somehow knew. Did it at least taste good?
>>696133269
Topkek. I think you made the right call.
>>696133095
Also claiming best Archeologist.
> You know she is.
>>696132835
Jack is my spirit animal
:^)
>>696133269
i'm good brah
>>696133378
she looks dangerous, no way i could vote for her in good conscience.
>>696133414
why thank ya
Here for da wabbit
>>696133833
TRASH
R
A
S
H
>>696133378
I mean i can have a bottle of captain or 2 bottles of shit tequila
I aint got the money for $50 liqour
I do want some nice liqour tho
Shit that goes in a crystal decanter and only gets drank once a year
>>696133701
Jack makes fun nights
>>696132331
Ill exterminate you
>moka
