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NEW PIZZA PARTY THREAD
GET IN HERE
CURRENTLY ORDERING MORE CLOWNS:
if new, ask for a brief
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Bump for viz
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BUMP
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Thank fuck I found it
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>>696123247
good shit its back
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clowns coming at 2:30 am, also does anyone else hear this chick giving her life story?
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ordering this clown. look good? also, bupmmp
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>>696123247
where is everybody?
also you can't bump your own thread dude
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>>696123247
Brief me
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>>696123470
Some faggot said he would shoot up the bar, he didn't, we started ordering shit tons of pizza and cabs to the place, and now we've moved onto clowns
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>>696123470
lemonparty.org
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what exactly is going to happen again?
i forgot
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>>696123247
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm
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>>696123470
OP said he was gonna shoot up the place but never showed now we're ordering pizza, hookers, taxis, and clowns
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>>696123455
sounds solid
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>>696123455
hell yes
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i ordered the papa john's guy......he delivered, but nothing has happened since
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>>696123621
the clowns are coming
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>>696123247
guys we're gonna have to organize all the fun for tomorrow if we want the serious lulz
we need another place to communicate
IRC? even tinychat could work really
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i could also try the denver guy lol
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holy shit guys is fucking happening!!!!!!!!!!
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I've been waiting for 3 hours...my life is pathetic lmao
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I SAW THE POLICE OFFICER
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>>696123790
Yeah, we need to pick a point and just order a shit ton of things there. I could organize a clown like the week before, too.
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I SAW THE POLICE OFFICER kek
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>>696123899
I MISSED IT, SHIT
also, checked
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>>696123916
can we have a guy to scream death to america ala ahkbar or something
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blue checkered shirt... khaki shorts... OP?
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>>696123986
FUCK I MISSED IT
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>>696123916
what website can we get a bunch of anons to rally up on?
we can post this up to all the other chans as well and see if anyone else gets onboard
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>>696124087
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Yes we do!
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> China
B
Success, still around, first economy, prevented capitalism from turning them into Mexico/Nicaragua/Kenya.

Majority of population is happier with their own country than us.

But their marriage fucking sucks cause they have no sex and people have to work longer than one or two half hours that's why their middle age men commit so much suicide.

> Cuba

CIA black ops showed we CONTINUALLY burnedand bombed 100,000s lbs of their grain and infrastructure to 'show'socialism is impossible.

Even so, best healthcare in Latin America and economy was better than 90% of capitalist Latin America

> Russia

Yeah that was a failure cause usa are sloppy disorganized rapists by nature, like niggerrs just in suits. They can't handle a system where people have to behave and work together.

*fixed now
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TF^
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bumping
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>>696124408
hwat
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bump
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uikhdgngdjdjyg
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>>696124408
You in the right thread anon?
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booked the denver guy because why not
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send a few uber cars...
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waiting the clowns :^)
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thread's probably gonna die, rip :(
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>>696125008
when are they supposed to be here
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>>696123247
>mohawk
>colored glasses on back of head
>cut off jeans
>flip-flops
no wonder this dude is alone
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>>696125082
tomorrow afternoon
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posting nazi girls in the meantime
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The link would be good for people watching if I weren't waiting for shit to happen. Also the amount of salmon shorts I've seen is ridiculous
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So what's the plan, y'all?
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>>696123916
I saw like 5 cabs drive by lol
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CALL ALL THE PROSTITUTES AND MAKE THEM PICK EACHOTHER UP
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>>696125082
No in an hour
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>>696125205
what time exactly would you estimate
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>>696125245
ordering clowns and cabs to this bar because some fag said he would shoot it up, but didnt.
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>>696125329
>>696125304
>>696125205
no, 2:30 AM, fixed it.
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>>696125304
tomorrow at 2:30 pm
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Make a juggalo pick up a slut
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>>696125329
2:30 am is what the time should be
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>>696125245
we wait.
call the place up and warn them of a shooting gonna happen r9k style.
anyone else got some ideas?
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>>696125437
look at >>696125436
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>>696125437
he changed it to AM
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damn that schoolgirl looking sluts a qt
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>>696125402
weirdest deja vu I've ever had
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>>696125120

Someone call the cops on mohawk blue Hawaiianshirt guy
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Who is coming tonight?
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did anyone else see that drunk ho trip while getting into the cab?
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can you seriously just walk around drinking on the street like that in florida?
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>>696125516
what timezone
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tune in tomorrow 2:30pm for clowns
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>>696125723
look at the time at the top of the screen on the live cam
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>>696125711
witnessed
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>>696125719
yes. dude its fucking florida. ive seen some fat bitch walk around with a used tampon and smelling it.
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>>696125711
and her friend with 3 bags of food to go...
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>>696125826
can you give me a link to the cam
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>>696126004
>http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
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>>696126004
see
>>696123631
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>>696125680
look for a guy with black hair, light grey shirt, black shorts with blue flip flops.
you should see me in a few minutes, im down the street from it.
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Clowns should arrive in 30 mins
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>>696124408
Really? China? I'll agree it's a superpower (there's no doubting that) but my god, man; there's more poverty and corruption than ANY country in the west. Remember that little stock market crash recently? It hobbled the shit out of their economy.

There's no doubting that they are a strong country but to say it's some utopia that's a beacon of light compared to the rest of the superpowers is just plain stupidity.

Why no go there sometime? I've been a number of times. You literally have millions living in dirt huts without any hope while the government sits upstairs not giving a shit.

Really, the whole thing reminds me of the French just before the revolution. The folks sitting in power can only HOPE it will be a bloodless revolution.

Cuba? Seriously man, get off of Michael Moore's titty. Most developed countries in the world have free medical care but you know what else they have that Cuba seems to lack? Clean drinking water. Oh, and try being gay, a free speaker, or any number of things that Fidel's government doesn't like.
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>>696126202
this is bait
also
kys
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>>696126080
thank you.
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bumping for front page
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lol you fags at home no friends no social life, meanwhile these working successful adults are out partying with friends and getting laid after like normal people do. lol kys
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>>696126202
Did i just fucking see you
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>>696126348

oh the irony...
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>>696126221
Dude there are clowns that are gonna hit up this shindig and youre seriously having a debate about slanty-eyed people right now?
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>>696126348
And what are you doing?
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>>696124408
>>696126221
Oh great the latest edition of the nothing happening thread featuring two anons that wouldn't last 5 min on /pol/.

Can we just name the next thread "cringe thread"
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>>696126470
You're right; my bad.
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>>696126202
Come wave at the camera and then do things we tell you to verify
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>>696126348
looks like you are having so much fun out there, i'm jelly
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>>696126374
yes. i told you i would be there. ill pass by again, i just went to check out the cam actoss the street.
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Y'all check crowd camera! There's another pizza guy asking people if they ordered a pizza
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>>696126333
>front page
Use the fucking catalog trips
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>>696126221

Well they have 2+ billion people. That's still a small percentage of people, probably smaller than most first world countries
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>>696126598
Wave to the camera no proof
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>>696126598
do something this time and wait in front of the bar
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>>696126494
i'm at this exact bar, we all heard about this shit on 4chan and are laughing at you. i'm on my mobile. brb gotta buy a drink for 6 girls then fuck them later
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>>696126529
maybe. as long as its not like do a nazi salute or some shit. i saw someone i work with inside the bar and i dont want them to see me do that.
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Posted this in last thread.

(305) 292-1262
Irish Kevin's, a bar around the corner.

"Hello this is Irish Kevin's"

"Hi this is the bouncer from Sloppy Joe's and my customers are telling me that you faggots have been talking shit about our place. So why don't you walk your pussy ass over here and we can settle this like men. Bring your biggest fucking security I don't give a fuck I'll smash him too. I'll be waiting out front in a bright orange shirt. LET'S DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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>>696126656
I don't see that nigger
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>>696126753
which guy are you, are you right near the guy in orange?
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>>696126866
Shit
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>>696126753
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>>696123587
Thats fucking brilliant
>this is the /b/ i miss
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The guy in the black shirt is fucking wasted
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I want to sleep but also want to see if the clowns show up
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>>696127255
Relax, nothing happened, still nu/b/
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this guy in the black shirt is giving out free high fives
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alright im the blue flipflop guy walking to the main cam. what do you want me to do. please for the love of god nothing out of the ordinary.
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THE MAN CANT GET A HIGH FIVE KEK
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>>696127386
Talk to the wasted guy
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>>696127400
ill go give him one.
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hahahha look at this guy he's fucking wasted
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OP here (also clown orderer), I gotta go. If the clowns actually do show up screen cap it or something. Maybe even order more clowns, idk.
hope something eventful happens, good night.
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>>696127386
Please just do a casual wave to the camera easy as that
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>>696127521
whats he wearing? im right next to another drunk guy.
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>>696127577
ohhh i see him. ill go high five him.
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>>696127386
i dont see you. just obnoxiously stretch
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>>696127400
kek
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>>696125711
Nice dubs. Yeah I did.
>>696127286
>>696127577
This dude won't stop drunkenly hi-fiving peeps.
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>>696127615
black shirt cargo shorts
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>>696127378
No but its better than the usual cancer
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>>696127386
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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>>696127386
come up to one of the cameras. Don't just wave or something because anybody would do that
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>>696127758
Wait, meant to link to this:
>>696125711
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>>696126866
someone do it there's not much time.
I would but i'm an autist with no social skills
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>>696127693
point at the cam
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>>696127859
apparently theres a delay on the cams, around 6min
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>>696127693
Do a pushup contest with the security
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>>696127988
It says there's a delay. It's really only about 5 seconds off.
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>>696127778
found him. im coming. then ill point at the other cam.
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>>696127957
wait.I fucked up again. Sorry. Don't worry.
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HE DID IT
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dude's still going with the high fives damn
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>>696128097
not between cam1 and cam2, i mean between real life and both cams
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>>696128048
lol no. he gave me a weirdass look. ill talk to the chick that was next to him though, she seemed cute.
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lol at hi5 guy
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pizza's here kek
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still haven't seen the guy who want supposed to point at the cam
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i found the cam across the street bht i seriously dont see the onther one right next to the bar. they mustve hid it. either that or im that much of an idiot.
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I'm gonna call and have security get rid of high 5 guy
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Anyone see the amputee chick?
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>High 5 guy
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I wish I had as much confidence as High 5 guy. He gives no fucks
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I can't leave because of my FOMO, Fear Of Missing Out
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DUDE. CLAIM THE PIZZA >>696128265
>>696128265
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ATTENTION GUY THAT IS THERE:
We ask that you go and tickle the drunk guy and then go look at the camera for thirty seconds.
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that was the pizza guy right?
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>>696128584
wtf
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someone call high 5 guy a cab
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someone just hold up 4 fingers up to the camera
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Whoever is calling in the taxis, top kek mate.
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>>696128580
It's underneath the "cocktails" sign, second entrance from the street.
Some middle aged peeps were just waving at it.
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A group of 4 waved at the door came
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OH FUCK THE POPO HERE
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>>696128771
god bless taxi man
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hi
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>>696128779
**Atop of the cocktails sign. Atop.
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someone should FBI swat the bar
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Swat high five guy
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>>696128949
Call it in!
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almost done
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holy fucking BLACKED!
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>>696128779
why won't you just fucking point at the camera or at least try to do a 360 jump on the sidewalk or something fuck man
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have to piss but don't want to miss something
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>>696129047
Maybe spell right.
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>>696128842
I HAVE RAINED DOWN 50 CABS ON THESE DRUNKEN NORMIES!
THIS IS /B/ FINEST HOUR, CABBENING 2016 NEVER FORGET

THE CABS KEEP ROLLING. HIGH 5 GUY WILL GET WHAT HE DESERVES!
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>>696129023
can't risk it, already in some hot water with the law
someone else needs to call it
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call that there is a guy with a bomb in the bathroom lulz
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>>696128584
what no hes cool. leave him im gonna high five him on the way back.
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She got hit on by 2 dudes in 30 seconds before she went in.
That's not either of those guys.
DAYMN GIRL!
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hi5 guy just hi5ed a shitton of people in one go damn
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>>696129152
ITS YOU HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU MAN, TRUST ME, EVEN IF OTHERS MIGHT, I WONT FORGET WHAT YOU'VE DONE TODAY FOR /B/, I WONT EVER FORGET TAXI MAN
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>>696128851
ohhh olay now i see it. alright im heading there now. the traffic light across the street is taking forever.
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wow hi5 man left with a bitch
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>>696129170
Anon, do you know what repercussions this could have.
You never say there IS a bomb, you say there's a shady looking guy with a backpack.
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lol that wasted bitch sitting on the curb
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>>696129121
Hasn't /b/ taught you anything?
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>>696129376
Where are you fag
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we need to come up with a way to clear the whole bar and get everyone kicked out on the street, would be carnage
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That you at the pole?
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who saw the guy doing jumping jacks
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WTH was doing jumping jacks?
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>>696129393
alright then. you do it.
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>>696126202
Fuck was that you doing jumping jacks??
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>>696129576
Me.
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>>696129585
me.
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>>696129585
>>696129576
Swear that was anon...
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>>696129620
Nope.
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>>696129620
hahaaa now do you guys see me.
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>>696129655
>>696129668
top kek m8. for once someone actually delivered something in one of these threads.
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guys remember, 10 mins until possible clowns
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15 mins till scheduled clowning
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>>696129592
Kek, no. >>696129393 is the crazy guy who wants to talk bombs in the first place.
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if I were to walk to a place down the street, connect to their Wifi, send in a tip about a suspicious man with a backpack in the bathroom via the FBI website, and gtfo, would a SWAT team show up??
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>>696129727
spin for 30 sec at the pole
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Anon if you did jumping jacks, where did you do them at?
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anyone else see these fucks
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>>696129783
I hope so,i love me some clowns.
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>>696129843
not there btw, just wondering if i could be caught through a different wifi network
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So far anon has yet to prove he is there. He has not done any approved thing.
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>>696129504
>we need to come up with a way to clear the whole bar and get everyone kicked out on the street, would be carnage

shortly after 4am est, through the power and will of kek, this bar will be emptied. don't go near the bar @ 4am.
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>>696129655
>>696129668

is there a delay on real time to the cams?
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>>696129862
the fuckin dude bros
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>>696129771
It was not anon.
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>>696129948
a few seconds
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>>696129862
witnessed
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>>696129948
www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm is live
www.liveduvalstreet.com is delayed by 6 min
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This shit is real interesting
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anon prove you're there and do a cartwheel in front of the regular cam, not the crowd cam
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>yellow shirt
dazed and confused anyone?
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>>696130044
i think their clock is just off actually
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i ordered spongebob to come,
but ill make another
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lol, i bet anon was the guy in white shirt with phone out
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i kinda miss high 5 guy
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guys I just called the cops down there
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>>696130044
the delay between cams is a few seconds
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>>696130044
the crowd can is a few seconds slower than the regular cam, but the times are different
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someone SWAT the bar
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The manlets going to get lucky
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>>696130250
me too bro
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>>696130261
haha
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>>696130250
He was a great guy, the life of the party. That's before the drugs started taking over his life.
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>>696130105
fuck off im not doing a goddamn cartwheel. ill jump around and shit but no apey shit.
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>>696130304
theres a dude dressed like a clown with a gun.
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oh shit clown time is so soon
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>>696130261
did you really? because theres two right now where im walking around.
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the police is here oh shit
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POLICE ARE HERE
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>>696130261
oh shit they just drove by
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poo lice!
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A clown is there omg
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ANYONE ELSE SEE THE POLICE CAR
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>>696130261
holy shit you werent kidding
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the fucks up with blue shirt manlet

>RIP HI 5 GUY
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ambulance came
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>>696130540
where?
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>>696130365
>me too bro
well i hope he got a cab and is safely back at the ramada, jerking it to in room porn. god bless you high 5 guy
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when we are god looking down at our kin
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GUYS THERE IS A CAM INSIDE
floridakeyswebcams.tv/cam.cfm?view=sloppy-joes
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ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN
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>>696130419
start high-fiving people man.
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the ambulance is here
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AMBULANCE
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>>696130956
this.
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that place looks like normie land
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A taxi is there lmao
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i just crossed the street with a group or random people.
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is someone gonna SWAT the bar or not
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>>696130883
Streaming CAM http://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/
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I really want the clowns to come
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officially 2:30, where's clown?
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http://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/
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>>696131069
alright alright. fuck these shitty disappearing captchas.
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>>696130623
>ambulence came
>2:26:49

ambulence just went past
5min delay
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>>696130883

http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/
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>>696131106
What does SWAT mean?
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ere we go
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