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Reply to this thread and you'll get a girlfriend next week

http://www.strawpoll.me/10819759/
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>>696118157
what's the poll for
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>>696118987
my friend's a fag
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>>696118157
Pls
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Dad
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Gf pls
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I will take 1 gf
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>>696118157
should've incorporated alex is a "righteous nigger" somewhere in the poll
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>>696122035
I'll include it in the ban message if 0 hours doesn't win
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I fucking wish. Lmao.
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I will take a Gf
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>>696118157
Aeh
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1 gf plz
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>>696118157
please
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Don't let my wife know.
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>>696118157
pls
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where do i order?
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>>696122753
1-800-HELP-SAM
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Won't bother with risking it, guise.
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>>696118157
Can't miss this chance
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>>696118157
hope shes a qt
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Could actually happen regardless but maybe this will give me luck
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>>696118157
ok
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why the fuck not
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Riiiight, me... A 28 year old child predator will get a girlfriend in the next week (mind you, I don't go for Cougars like Muhammad)
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kek
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>>696123173
edgy
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Niggers
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>>696118157
No.
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Like a whole gf? I like this thread.
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>>696123173
HEY! It's Muhammad the great prophet peace be upon him you fucking infidel! Insult the religion of peace again asshole! See what happens!
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>>696118157
Wow you guys suck. So many of you are so willing to set the maximum punishment for someone you don't know.
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>>696118157
Pls OP. I'm trusting you.
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Fuck yes
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>>696118157
Jesus christ I hope not
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Pls
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>>696118157
I want to believe
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Ono chan
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I hope it's who I want it to be
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alright
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yo let it be tru
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Suh dood
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>>696123568
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صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
به عز ديني ودل البغاة فيا قومي هبوا لدرب الكماة
فإما حياة تسر الهدى وإما ممات يغيظ العدى
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
فقم يا اخيا لدرب النجاة لنمضي سويا نصد الغزاة
ونرفع مجدا ونعلي جباه أبت أن تذل لغير الإله
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
إلى الحق هيا،دعانا لواه لساح المنايا؛لحرب عداه
فمن مات منا فدا عن حماه بجنات خلد سيغدو عزاه
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
صليل الصوارم نشيد الاباة ودرب القتال طريق الحياة
فبين اقتحام يبيد الطغاة وكاتم صوت جميل صداه
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Plz
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>>696118157
Fuck it
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does it have to be a gf or can i just get a fuck buddy
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Faggot
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>>696124684
you can have >>696124880
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bitch ass nigga.
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ehh, why tf not?
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>>696118157
y tho
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My fantasies will come true
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Uh huh?
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Cancer
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I hope so.
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Fuck it. Maybe my dreams will come true and I'll get a grill like this
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I just need a side bitch
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wish me luck my dudes
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What if I've already got one
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nig
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>>696118157
plz
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>>696125979
>prayers sent
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>>696118157
worth a shot
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yes please
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gib gf plx
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>>696118157
rollan
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Nothin' to looooose
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If quads none of you get gfs
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i have nothing to lose so replying
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>>696124054
Took your b8 m8 and transl8ted it


>Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
Its religious Izz Waddell concoct true nationalist endowed with the truffle trail
Either the life of Tsar guidance and devitalized Vexes infection as either
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
Ped O Ahijah for the trail to go together to survive the invaders forestall
And raise the glory and bathrobe foreheads refused to be humiliated for not God
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
To the right Come on, invited us to Wah journeyed to Almnaya; War else
Who among us has died, a delegation from Hama Bjnat will become immortalized attributed
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
Clank Alsoarm commend Abah and trained fighting through life
Between storming Lebed tyrants and silencer beautiful voice echoed
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replying cause why not
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>>696118157
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rawl
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Fuck it
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>>696118157
Fuuuck it
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Ayyyy
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Sure why not
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Very superstitious

Writings on the wall
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Help
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>>696118157
Replying in hopes of the beautiful latina chick I work with
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I dont want grill friend I only want succ
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>>696118157
k
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>>696123173
Die
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We'llsee
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>>696118157
K fam
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>>696128601
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Yes please.
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>>696118157
Les get er rollin
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>>696118157
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I beg of you<3
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okay
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>>696118157
Ay bb
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>>696118157
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10819759/
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thanks m8
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ayy pls
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>>696118157
plz
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>>696118157
Who is Alex? And why does he require banning?
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>>696118157
mmaby
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Does anyone have a recipe for pancakes?
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Pls, someone hot.
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You got me
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I already got a squirrel tonight but a girlfriend would suck my dick without bitting it off
so rolling
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K
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2 is greater than 1
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>>696118157
Kappa
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>>696118157
Eh why not
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>>696118157
I hope it's my aunt
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I hope this actually works, because I need someone else in my life.
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>>696118157
k lmao
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>>696118157
u reckon?
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>>696118157

jic
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>>696130434
my trips don't lie
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>>696118157
Pls
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i mean why the fuck not
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>>696118157
Gibe gf
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gibe gf b0ss plz
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Let's go
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>>696118157
Kkk
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>>696118157
May our wives be beautiful and have rich husbands.
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Wouldn't hurt to comment
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>>696118157
ok
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Desperate faggots.
>inb4 reply
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Jesus christ
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>>696131305
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>>696118157
oh i wish...
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>>696118157
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it's not gonna happen
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>>696118157
so much faggots
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>>696118157
K
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Can it be a She-Shrek?
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Cool
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Ayy
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>>696118157
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10819759/
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just in case...
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>>696118157
Is that Crazy Genius Terry?
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>>696132330
You know it
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why god
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>>696118157
Ok
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I mean whynot
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>>696118157
Either this or a brain aneurysm. Pls meme magic.
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Plz, need bb grill
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I believe in you black magic man
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>>696118157
thatnks, CIA nigger
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Alrighty
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OP better not be lying...
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Why the poll?
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whats the point of these threads op, you dont gain anything and its just pointless bait?
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Roll
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What a bunch of fucktards...
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Ye ofc
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Boii
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>>696118157
ok
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ok
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1 gf pls
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>>696118157
sure
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>>696118157
I'm hella desperate wow
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wew
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>>696118157
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>>696118157
nigger
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>>696135381
>>696134846

keep 'em coming
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>>696118157
I hate my poor social life so I fall victim to most 4chan picture talismans.
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>>696118157
We'll see.
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>>696118157
Okay,I hope so...
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>>696118157
god damnit
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i whish, but i don't know any single women now, theres no way i'm going to have a girlfriend by next week
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Ok
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Pls
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>>696118157
Welp i aint losing anything
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Ok
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>>696118157
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If that happens, you are a magician
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Hmm
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>>696118157
K
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>>696118157
i believe
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end this
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hahaha terry fucken davis
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L
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Pls
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il bite
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>>696118157
Why not.
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Giving it a try
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I'd be okay with this
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Kys
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>>696118157
Might as well try
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>>696118157
ok...
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no
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>>696118157
>>696118157
damn its sunday, can it be this week?
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>>696118157
But that would make me a normie
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sure lets try
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A a y L m a o
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Reply
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>>696118157
Kill me...
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I dont believe you but I cant risk it
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>>696118157
o rly
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>>696118157
Bastard
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>>696118157
Let's go praise kek!
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>>696118157
loser
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>>696118157
ayyyyyyyy
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Please train
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why not?
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Lol I hope it works
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>>696118157
Oh say it's real
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777
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Hope this works
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>>696118157
I want to get a GF
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Will this cute my crippling autism? Anyone got tips??
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>>696118157
Negro
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>>696118157

Praise kek.
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>>696118157
Hope right?
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>>696118157
Quek
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>>696118157
I want to belive...
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Calling bullshit but here's hoping
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Thanks mr terry! many puss for you hope!
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>>696118157
xdhehe
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i'd like an androgynous gf pls
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i suspect a rrather innocuous and easily explainable reason for this thread
WHY ARE YOU USING TERRY AS THE OP YOU FBI FUCKING NIGGER?
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>>696118157
pls
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Pls
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>>696118157
that would be lovely
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>>696118157
finally!!! yes!!! and i though i would die a virgin - lucky me
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>>696149102
i have some questions - is she going to be 10/10 without any addictions, blonde, blue eyes and will she bring her own money. i also don't have means to allocate her in my "appartment" (it's at my mothers house, but i can lock my room). does she possess some kind of dwelling? Also i don't have any social competence what so ever - will she be willing to copulate with me straight away?
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>>696118157
but i have this "immunity cat thing" - can the cat distinguish good and bad magical effects and counterspell only the bad one?
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>>696149911
post yfw "getting a gf" is aactually a curse and immunity cat knows best
u r immune, fridno
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>>696118157
Ok
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>>696118157
yes
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Oh boy!
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Thank
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>>696118157
Don't fuck with me
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Pls
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>>696118157
I'm so lonely
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k
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Forever alone
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>>696118157
sure thing bub
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Sure
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>>696118157
roll
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Holy fuck, am I desperate.
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Heck
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>>696151045
...u c wot psychological torture u doin; to dat boi, op
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YOU'RE ALL WEAK SISSIES
>pining for some elusive feminine being in your life
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Gg
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So what time next week should I expect her to arrive?
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would settle for a friend
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k xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Ok
>>
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Good luck with that mate
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Pls
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k
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Alright then
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i wish
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rollin' cmon 4chan
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zzz
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>>696154321
>54321
well
it's not nothing
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>>696118157
Huh
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Fuck.
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Pls
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Here goes nothing
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>>696118157
What have i got to lose
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>>696118157
heck
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>>696118157
meh, alright
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Sigh...
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>>696118157
Please end my loneliness, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X8sz_wgrSc
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Sure,why not
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1 gf pls
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Dont lie to me.
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Never lucky rubber ducky
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Inb4 killing myself
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not like this
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Yeah im sure bruz.
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yes plez
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fag
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>>696118157
not a chance
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Ofcourse i will reply, i soo want a girlfriend. And if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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Pls
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Can I have a gf now?
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One girlfriend por favor
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>>696118157
Oh, please
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>>696159000
Buenos triples
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Pls work
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>>696118157
Okay
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>>696118157
Not likely
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Please work
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>>696118157
i wish
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