Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Rolling.
First
-Sweet Roll
>>696108492
Thanks for the reading, senpai.
>>696109171
>*double tongue click*
>>696109581
how can you click your tongue o.o
also hey everyone, it's cold
bump
>>696109003
Get fuckin demolished
>>696109754
I learned it in the Dark Continent.
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
>>696108492
Do your best~!
>>696109581
S-Senpai!
>>696109754
*Sunpeak is that you?!*
>>696108492
Hi there! So i was wondering, why you did so many threads this week? I'm not complaining of course, i'm just curious.*
>>696110096
Thanks, Konata.
>>696110174
I was just praying for this.
>>696110174
\/
>>696110305
-Sweet Roll
>>696110328
naw its dags
>>696109915
sounds dark continenty
>>696110309
Hmm?
>>696110328
There's no particular reason. Also, I might have done more days this week, but I did fewer threads per day. Seems like it balances out, I guess.
Roll
>>696110395
No need to pray for me~ <3
>>696110555
Not at all!
As long as you keep both arms and legs inside the ride at *all* times!
>*jumps into a lake while trying to keep you above the water surface*
Wooo~
>>696110615
*Oh.....ok then, i wonder where is he now.*
>>696110879
sorry ):
So how do you provide tarot readings?
rollerino
>>696110873
>jumps from /bin/ and takes sweet roll back
-meowbot
>>696108492
If I don't drink how can I get a qt gf.
>blease resbond :DDDD
>>696110977
woo dubs
>>696110992
Simple! You ask me, I ask the cards, the cards tell me, I tell you!
If you're wondering about my methods, I pretty much just draw three cards, or however many I need to get a clear answer. Traditionally there's a 10 card reading that's widely used, but that takes too long here and most often provides too much information to process easily.
>>696110805
Nothing, i'm just a bit tired.
>>696111488
hell yeah i got it twice
Alright, we're back
Reimu, how many threads are you going to run? I'm getting a little tired
>>696110805
*Yep, your threads were online 5 days this week, will you keep doing so many threads every week from now on?*
>>696111407
Bane why are you squishing a spider in your armpit?
https://dateedge.com/
>>696111563
Tired of what?
>>696110873
But my arms, legs, and the rest of my body are all the way back at the shrine!
-Sweet Roll
>>696111801
I don't know. On my off days I just wing it and go by how I feel. The last couple of weeks I felt like making more, so I did!
>>696111787
This will probably be the last one tonight.
4 threads in a week? On my /b/? I guess it's more likely than anyone LOOKing.
Hi guys. Any cute socks out tonight??
>>696112612
Nah bruh.
>>696111407
I love spurdo, please anon, be gentle and dump more XD.
>>696112018
Not exhaustion, i don't know honestly, it's something hard to explain, melancholy mixed with hopelesness but i don't really feel like the last one.
>>696112767
>>696111337
Shoo... shoo.. bad kitty!
>>696112127
That's the joke!
>*laughts to herself proudly*
>>696112767
Is it.. o-omega?
>>696112127
>*returns the sweet roll to the body and smiles sheepishly*
>>696112612
Here, anon.
>>696113120
>throws a brick at marisa's face
-meowbot
>>696112919
Hmm.. I see. Here's hoping it passes before too long.
>>696113120
It is indeed #OmegaTime.
Prolly not gonna stay for long though, I wish to put more assholes into a watery grave.
>>696113183
Thanks :)
>>696113412
>>696113257
Wowow this bot is dangerous!
Please respect the laws of robotics!
...Alright, nappe tyme
>>696113472
Are you offering to be one of the assholes being put into the previously stated watery graves?
>>696113466
I don't want to oversexualise my avatar but here you go.
>>696113708
No, I need to know if you're that Omega.
>>696113697
i'm aggresive if i need to
-meowbot
>>696113913
Well, I'm the only one left. Omega Infinity left like five years ago, and I'm pretty sure I've had the name locked down since.
>>696113710
Thanks. I love it!
>>696114057
Are you the one from the chat?!?!
Hi, if you are!
Well then.
>>696112561
i see what you did there ya smartass
>>696114245
I am. Probably. Unless you're someone eeeeeeeeeeevil, in which case you have the wrong number, I think you want the guy down the street. Also, Galahad is worst girl, shame on you.
>>696114540
lol
>>696114629
Wrong girl.
Sorry about that had to do something shortly
>>696113120
>*Body grabs head and places it back*
If you are still up for that adventure, I will accept, on the condition I keep my body
-Sweet Roll
>mrw I dome the monster in Evolve and it turns out that I'm the only one in there
>>696115230
>*slips a $100 CAD*
-Sweet Roll
>>696114899
But that's Mash, who took on Galahad's stuff, therefore making her galahad by association. And Galahad is terrible. Also, who the fuck are you?
>>696115230
slow thread is slooooooooooow
>>696115614
>
>>696115710
fgt.
Hey everyone. How's it going.
>typing on mobile fucking sucks
~MikanBox
>>696115858
Rude.
>>696115938
'Sup Box?
>>696115938
Thanks for the link to the mod.
>>696115938
Hello Box
How are you?
-Sweet Roll
>>696113412
You're omega the empress right?
>>696113257
>*Reflects the brick onto Sweet Roll*
Look what you did now kitty!
>>696114970
>*Dusts you off and smiles towards omega*
Shh.. just be quiet for now!
>>696116100
Yeah? Go Fight!
>>696116241
>throws two bricks
-meowbot
>>696116100
Yep, how are ya?
>>696116130
You are welcome. Are you enjoying Misery?
>>696116157
I'm doing good Sweet Roll. How are ya?
>>696116241
Hey Marisa.
>>696115539
For some reason your money always disappears when it hits the bottom of the box.
>>696115614
I know Reimu is I know.
>>696116359
Too tired for that.
>>696116241
As I told whoever >>696115858 is, I'm the one and only.
>>696115858
That doesn't answer my question though. If you're another goddamn touhou, I s2g...
>>696116633
Eruruu sound familiar?
>>696116515
Chilling with vodka, you?
>>696116714
No.
>>696116893
Yes, clearly the situation has changed in Turkey. We must be freedom fighter.
>>696116884
Oh god, you are a scary person. #TimeToRetreat
>>696116515
It's too dark, and i'm constantly starving. Other than that, it's good.
>>696117061
Scary?
Nooooo. I'm friends with Kermit.
>>696112919
Benis :DDDD
Do women have a sixth sense for depression in men or do they just pick up I'm a poor fat guy in the first hour of talking to me.
How do I find a fembot in my state.
>Cibbleing debresion with nod suvibers
>>696116893
Dusted off my old 360 to replay Alan Wake's American Nightmare. So doing well.
>>696117090
Welcome to the zone stalker.
>>696117044
World changes quite fast.
>>696116241
>* The brick gets reflected to face and gets stuck, body collapses*
/@~@\
*gibberish
-Sweet Roll
>>696117169
That honestly makes my urge to retreat grow stronger.
>>696117382
Never played that game, but heard it's quite good.
Glad to hear that then.
I'm back again ...... so any good things happened without me?
>>696117450
I've allah ackbared three places.
You guys seems cool don't go to Istanbul tomorrow.
>>696117382
Now i know the real zone.
>>696117185
Git gud, anon. Get a healtier diet, and depressed people spot others with quite ease, or maybe you're actively looking depressed. Dating website. (Bring more of those spicy memes, anon)
>>696117718
No intention.
>>696117532
Stay with me and I won't hurt you.
>>696117801
bad intentionssss.
>>696116633
All hail! The Empress is back safe and sound~!
>>696116515
Evening boxy, i hope you've had a good day as always!
>>696116493
>*Hides under her hat*
>>696117532
S-Stay strong Empress! If you run the morale of all your soldiers will fail and they'll rout!
>>696117458
>*nonchalantly takes a sweetroll and pockets it as you're down*
>>696117631
Is that even possible?
good to see you Reimu...
always a pleasure seeing these threads.
may I have a reading?
in the blind, naturally... 志位
>>696118013
Good I have none.
>>696118013
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell nah
>>696118021
Thank you, Marisa, you're always respectful. However, I've gotta bail cause there's a motherfucker creepin on me. Have a nice night ^^
attempt 2
志位
>>696118021
>>696118451
>>696118104
Take your clothing off.
>>696118021
>throws a fuckton of bricks
-brick-throwing meowbot
>>696118676
Why would I do that?
>>696118512
Why not?
>>696117756
Trust me, the zone will get to know you really quick.
>>696118021
I've had a pretty good day Marisa. How about you?
>>696118599
Nice
>just found out i can play american nightmare on my Xbone
>wew
>>696118021
>*still dazed, mumbling*
...and methodically knocking people's hats off...
...then...I account it high time to get to the sea as soon as I can...
-Sweet Roll
>>696118599
>>>696113257
>Wowow this bot is dangerous!
>Please respect the laws of robotics!
>...Alright, nappe tyme
This appeared wihout me typing anything, i'm interested on where do they lead.
>>696118599
Also, impressive.
>>696118676
>Tfw you forgot about me...
>>696118878
heh
>>696118676
i've been wondering now, are you from /trash/'s erp threads?
-meowbot
>>696118104
Of course.
>>696118846
Be careful at throwing many bricks meowbot.
>>696118999
I didn't see you. I am sorry!
>>696118999
>>nais
>>696119182
i will, until one hits her and she gets knocked out
-meowbot
HANDS UP THIS FBI
>>696118676
Give me a good reason to and i just might.. for you <3
>>696118512
As you wish.
>*bows in respect*
>>696118878
What exactly do you do?
>>696118913
>*takes another one and pockets it while glancing over you*
He's gone insane!
>>696118846
S-Shit..!
>>696119275
It's the second trips get i've got today.
>>696119230
Here.
>>696119590
NO
I WILL NOT PUT MY HANDS UP
>throws a brick
-meowbot
>>696119590
ill see you in hell...
>>696119646
What do you mean Marisa?
>>696119730
well played...
>>696118599
>The Fool
This is the start of a journey, a time when you are just beginning to learn. You are naive to something that you will need for your journey.
>Eight of Swords
There will be major difficulties and adverse circumstances determined by fate; out of your control.
>Four of Swords (Reversed)
Seclusion and failure of nerve.
>>696119646
>*springs back to normal conciousness*
Marisa! Stop stealing my precious things!
>ba dum tss
-Sweet Roll
>>696117756
>deceive the roasties
Yes life changing advice my friend, just lie to get what I want, now this is can work with. Now #ImWithHer
>>696119646
Robot Sign ~ Rain of Bricks
(i hope i did it right)
-meowbot
>>696119230
>>696119913
Forgot pic. (What's up with me tonight?)
>>696119646
Because you love me and I am going to get dubs.
>>696120116
...the cards are always so brutal to me
>>696120207
Want some fuck?
>>696120404
I know, right? I'm sorry for that.
>>696120207
>lewdities
I think i like this anon. >>696120167
>>696120464
*prepares for coitus* gim me the fucc
>>696120551
Exactly
>>696120494
its the cards... they dont care or feel, non sentient and inhuman. thy just are. your yin and yang as it were. thanks for the reading Reimu
>>696120740
im not saying you should stop, but...
>>696120986
...its fun to pretend isnt it?
>>696120740
>prepares for coitus
>gim me the fucc
Made me giggle damn it.
Did I miss a reply?
If so, I am sorry.
>>696120382
With a face like that.. how can i deny you?
>>696120145
>*Returns a sweet roll*
Sorry..
>>696119911
Like.. what do you do during your day!
>>696120196
Witch potion ~ Building material immunity
>>696121092
It's not pretending.. the thread is cursed for real!
Is my boyfriend going to leave me? Recently we were evicted from our apartment. I had to move 5 hours away. Before i left we had a fight about a girl he was talking to. I had apologised and i have desperately been trying to fix things.. he said he doesn't know if he wants to be with me or not and has barely spoken to me. Im so worried..
>>696121304
>throws a fuckton of pickaxes and axes
-meowbot
erm... whys the captcha all gotta be food
>>696121304
oh please... DO elaborate
>>696121304
I do renovation work and housekeeping things.
>>696120740
>Fucks
its erp started? time to leave.
>>696121763
oh noes a futa was posted better clear off...
>>696121692
*Recieves the fucc*
>>696108492 Well today I discovered my "best friend" of 6 years was a lying hypocritical treacherous piece of shit. Any advice on that?
>>696121923
There isn't much to be said, anon. Stay away from him maybe.
>>696121353
Hmm.. hard to say. I hope things work out for you! But it sounds like this incident just uncovered something deeper in your relationship.
>>696122060
That's the plan, except I don't have many friends and most of them would pick him anyway, leaving me pretty alone, which is my worst fear.
>>696122308
Well, that just show's how everyone preffers a liar, doesn't it? Don't worry anon, people come and go, you'll find people to hang out with pretty soon.
>>696121556
Ah, you're a maid with a mace then!
>>696121517
It's in our nature to be cursed.
>>696121914
>Fucks extra hard.
>>696120740
O fugg time tu make a pro Hillary twitter page to lore seman demons into my van
:DDDD:DDDD Benis in Bagina soon.
>>696122585
Ummm....no. I just do the work.
>>696122587
Gud.
>>696122688
Benis :---DDD
>>696122585
that is NOT an explanation...
>>696122587
*takes notes*
Earth is strange.
My.
It seems I've ran out of dialouge
>>696122585
Yes, it is true
everyone is cursed to believe they are late
-Sweet Roll
>>696122921
You're next.
>>696121304
>Fucks you as you are naked.
>>696122865
That was a good time.
>>696122921
It is. Trust me.
but i am neither on time nor late...i arrived precisely when I meant to.
>>696123113
Absolutly.
>>696123233
Dubs
>>696122921
Oh, hello moon bun, how are you?
and I am required by law to do this...
ROW ROW
FIGHT DA POWAH
-Sweet Roll
Will trump make anime real?
>>696123233
Cryptic.
>>696123292
Next time we'll get Reimu in some.
>>696123292
nice huh?
>>696123344
>get
no
>>696123387
i think i recently leveled up to wizard...
>>696123502
Sure, i guess.
>>696123113
Incorrect!
>>696123129
Ah? you're an expert? Then I'll have to conduct an interview! First, tell me all about this... futanari thing.
>>696122921
Doing just fine! As well, I've been informed~
>>696122828
A-As a mace weilding maid... you clean and tear stuff down.. with maces!
>>696123113
What makes you think i want you now that you've filthied yourself with nep nep?
Hmph..
>>696122889
Is there an explanation to curses..?
>>696123041
Wise words sweetie~!
>>696123687
yes... now tell me WHY the thread is cursed
>>696123635
Do you feel any more powerful?
>>696123635
Repeating numbers don't lie, anime will be real
>>696123687
U WOT? Figth me! (Be gentle Risa senpai)
>>696123841
i feel that could ejaculate lightning...
>>696123901
ok, but only at AX
>>696123666
Ummmm.....I'm not an expert on futanari.
>>696123687
I put up walls and clean. Not tear things down.
>>696123687
That was the clone of me. I was the real one to have you.
>>696123666
Correct.
>>696124016
That's quite a skill.
>>696108492
Am I no longer autistic?
Last one for the night? I think so.
>>696124265
imagine like getting off and it arcs across the room shorting out random electrical devices or causing heart failure in your gf or one nighter... imagine never having to pay or a hooker
>>696124344
But one of the fire thingies is going through the water thingie. I don't know anon.
>>696124649
Yeah, night has been slow, senpai.
>>696124775
Odd.
>>696124848
Good observation
and I hope not, although it kinda feels like it
-Sweet Roll
