Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696089368
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
That took some time, take my advice and give it up.
Claimed.
>>696102106
>kyouko claimed
Heya
Don't forget Nico Nii!
Because I Nico need you!
>Kyouko claimed
Yeah no.
>>696101903
Yeah probably shouldn't have gone that far, but it's amusing anyways.
>>696101914
One mans trash is another's treasure.
>>696102106
*Megumin claimed
>>696102315
Forgot to cut out that bit
>>696102328
same bb
could i get a link?
>>696102387
Was an accident
Claimu
>>696102106
Claiming Nonon
>>696101914
I'm telling you man, she's not a loli. She's just petite, her voice doesn't even fit that of a loli.
>>696101912
But is Nui godlike in power? Did she beat a god?
>>696102106
>Kyuoko claimed
my sides
>>696098114
sry forgot to answer.
nice~
i'm tired
Stella claimed
Claimed
>>696102511
I just have a text file with the copypasta, better than copying everytime to be honest.
>>696102355
>>696100010
Nou
>You want me screaming don't you?~
>>696102388
A man's trash is the disgusting lowlife that digs in garbage's treasure.
>>696102534
The truth is, the only reason why I did not declare her heresy yet is because of some doubt. Doubt created by the simple and discardable fact that her body proportions are not the same as of the common loli. Because of that one detail I could never declare Nonon a loli, or a waifu free of heresy.
>>696102388
You're my treasure
>>696102534
She is more cute and great than a goddess and has strange abilities.
>>696102693
Nou!
>Perv!
>>696102800
Don't even say it!
>>696102417
Happily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1KjjqSu_o
this'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii
NANI SORE!!!
Dio sama...
>>696102994
You a cute.
>You're the one who said it
>>696102994
You're the cutest!
>>696102798
You have lolis in your garbage? What kind of monster are you?
>>696102924
How nice of you.
>>696103570
It's called disposing of the evidence.
Akiko claimed
Friday banter now in glorious HD so it's no longer eyecancer but just regular cancer
https://youtu.be/x8L1bT7m5dU
still here
>>696103356
I am not.
>I didn't mean it like that!
>Tried to go back on WoW today because pre-launch changed a bunch of things
>Run dungeon with friend
>"How shit was my DPS?"
>"Well, YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER"
Well no shit Sherlock, I haven't played since 2 weeks into Warlords and they just changed everything that I remember.
>>696103501
I am not! I told you not to say it!
>>696103744
What the dicks is this?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>696103010
terrible link i require another
>>696103655
disposing of the evidence that you love lolis?
>>696103744
there's a difference?
i get cancer either way
>>696102798
Well, at least you didn't automatically condemn her to such a cruel fate. You are a decent guy.
>>696102978
I'm not saying that Nui isn't wonderful, I'm just giving you hints as to who the goddess is.
>>696103655
Sure sure. Keep compensating. I'm not even going to ask how much loli porn you have stashed.
I can hazard a guess at "Too much" though.
>>696103976
>Rattle rattle
>>696103976
You know damn well that's wrong.
>>696104054
Everyone knows I have a caring heart filled with love.
>>696103842
It's a small compilation of our master-tier plays and intelligent discussion we had on a particular friday night. I'm mute in it though, it's just Kagami, Kyouko, Karen and Homura
>>696103976
Only in quality
It's still yer good ol' cancer
>>696104054
I've never been good at guessing games
>>696103898
SMUG NANI SORE
Goatbro = Claimed
Also, I like how these threads are always
>implying i didn't already have a reserved place in hell
>>696104452
Allahu Ackbar!
>>696103842
That's why you go healer.
>HoT and walk away.
Yes you are
>What did you mean then?
>>696103898
Smugs
>>696104452
Male or female gote?
>Or sissy gote?
>>696104264
I don't mind telling you the truth. I, DIO, HAVE loli porn stashed in a USB and "too much" is the perfect word to describe the amount, because I only have 1 gif, because it was for dank memes, for this USB is only filled with pictures I've taken on 4chan and anywhere that I'd find an interesting picture, there are also screenshots and all of my Dio pics.
1 loli is already too much loli.
>>696103898
Sup Smuggles.
>>696104336
Akikikokoko. Please, don't tempt me back into the cancer that is LoL.
>Because that actually looks rather fun
>>696104799
>Healer
But TERA has made it so any other healing type seems boring...
I am not.
>Crazy!
>>696103976
B-But..! I liked that one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIga8qsbdWo
What about this? I don't know if i already sent it or not..
>>696104412
Well, she's from vidya. Has pink hair, becomes a goddess and beats a god. And people generally dislike her and her source material.
>>696104287
You sure are creepy though
>>696104913
Hate me and my waifu all you want Dio. I still like you.
>>696104425
Its a smile of cocky amd confident
>>696104452
Seen you a few times a before. Whats up?
>>696104799
Icee
>>696104928
Sup pretty boy tsun
>>696105171
Frenemy, ive missed you
>>696104799
hi friend
>>696105171
>what is smug?
It's trash.
>>696105171
なに それ、ばか!
>>696105101
Many JRPG's do this, Especially the fight god and turn into god part.
>>696105152
Why would you like Dio?
p.s. you're my goddess
you're waifu not a shit
>>696104928
I havent played lol in a month.
>I want back!
Healing is boring.
Boringly easy!
Are too
>Who's crazy?
>>696105152
>Buttslot~
>>696105171
How goes it?
>>696105434
Heyoo
>>696104600
God damn it you motherfucker stop trying to blow me up
>>696104799
Cute femboy gote = best gote
>>696105171
I'd make a joke about the sky being up, but that's wildly unoriginal so I won't
>>696105171
I am not tsun.
Actually got a decent amount of sleep and didn't wake up to triple digit temps. Also tried to play WoW a bit again today, I have NO fucking clue what the hell I'm doing anymore.
Also, lots of Sabaton.
>>696105902
I played a few games not long ago. Still cancer.
>I think it's just because my friends don't play anymore, and unless it's a full team, it's kinda gay.
Uhhh, TERA healing was rather fun. I'm actually really missing it, but god the company has gone full Jew mode for so long now...
Nope.
>You!
>>696105079
nope
That link will do thanks bb
>>696104287
why else would you want to dispose of lolis
>>696104264
>rattle rattle
>>696104336
is there a option for medium quality cancer?
>>696105762
He's fun.
His insults are strange and amusing enough that i can't take them particularly seriously, his art is amusing, and when he's not in a loli-hating mood, he's usually pretty cool.
And even when he is in a loli hating mood, he's still amusing to bounce jokes off of.
>>696105418
I missed you too frenemy. Even though its been almost a day lol. Whats up?
>>696105443
Sure thing, my student :p
>>696105591
How am i an idiot?
>>696105902
Good besides the morning. Fuck that event
>>696106019
So thats your response? Lol
>>696106159
Good to hear. Got about 12 hours of sleep? Kek lost your touch with the game? Sabaton?
>>696105625
Umm, this should give it away. Weather phenomenon.
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>696104928
I'm not tempting anything. I'm just posting oc fresh from the editor
>63 views, how is that even possible?
>Because that actually looks rather fun
It's tons of fun, but only when we play together. I would never even think of playing solo or even duo again. 5 premade or nothing
>>696106210
Yes, but then you'll have to take some extra eyecancer with it
Did some more stuff at the anime con, currently leaving for home
>>696106329
You must be this tall to ride, baka
>>696106466
Yo yo maki dakki
>>696106239
I'll bounce off you, baby mrowl :3c
>>696106395
Maybe it's one i didn't play, you did say something about negative reception. but i won't mind who it is.
>>696106682
Looks like something from a bad dreamworks movie.
>>696105101
I'm not creepy, I'm Dio.
>>696105152
Even a person who's heart is corrupted by heresy would know that I'm great.
>>696106210
You'll learn when you get older.
>>696106019
>Cute femboy
Best choice, good choice.
>>696106159
Yes!
>I'm crazy?
>>696106329
Mornings suck, I'm a night owl.
>>696106506
>Nice
>>696106590
>Even better
I hate the dio anon but i fucking love the dio anon as well
>>696106329
Shortie
>>696106682
nice feet
>>696106792
thanks dad
>>696106329
Nah, about 8-9 hours. It was mostly not waking up to such boiling temps.
Haha, to say the least. It's been over a year since I've played, to give a time scale.
Sabaton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw
>>696106466
Ayyyy, what's up Breeki?
>>696106506
>5 premade or nothing
Unfortunately the only way to have fun in that game anymore it seems.
>>696106550
Anime con? Which one?
>>696106878
No!
>We're all crazy here.
>>696106599
Well that's new.
Hmm. Shall i play the guessing game on who you are, or can i even win?
Or would you rather just tell me?
>>696106878
Hello mizore
>>696107112
Kitsune con. It is in green bay Wisconsin
I cosplayed as a garbage can with "your waifu is garbage" written on it
>>696107347
Hey Shizuru, I didn't get any more drafts in. But I got some good games of commander in
>>696106783
Don't bully pls
>>696106792
Dio creeps me out
>>696107347
play the guessing game :3
>>696107112
Yes you are you maid outfit wearing thigh high loving cute!
>Nahhhhh.
>>696106599
Cheshire cat?
>>696106590
I hope your frames decrease even more for that.
>>696107112
Not a whole lot, spent the day fixing shit or should I say trying to fix shit around the house and playing Overwatch. You?
Mira Yurizaki claimed
>>696107608
Nice. Which decks did you play?
>>696107704
First guess is Stella, then.
Next maybe Megumin
Then at a stretch, a shitfaced Spike.
>>696107614
Don't know who that is but she's pretty cute.
>>696107614
What could possibly creep you out?
>>696107347
Is it really that difficult of a guess?
>>696106577
>>696106952
Fuck you too
>>696106550
Pics!
>>696106878
So secretly batman? Lol not what i meant. Did you read what i said last night about going to some fancy event?
>>696107112
Oh. Still good amount of sleep for sure. Im sure youll get used to it sooner or later
Oooohh. Smug likes
>>696107809
Red orchestra 2 is at 1-5. Eidh is granted. Lol how are you?
>>696108018
No, no and no
3 strikes, you're out :3
>>696106329
Look man I get really lonely
This gal slaps your waifu's ass, what do?
>>696108369
Start the act that follows desire.
>>696108018
I brought mazirek (I got an Eldritch evolution for him), rith, and Alesha
I also went 2-3 with my abzan deck in a modern event, but I did have some horrible draws
>>696108178
I lost track of time and spent about 80% of my time playing magic. Don't judge
>>696108369
Wonder how two different anime characters come to real life, figure it out, bring everyone's waifus into the real world, make millions
>>696108204
I dunno, there's not a ton of people who use smilies, so i was pinging some of the more recent offenders for that, and then spike because he was doing something similar earlier.
But i guess since i lose already, who is it?
>>696108369
Slap her ass back
>>696108051
Are you sure?
>>696108090
No! Please!
>>696108601
wew, way off on the response there buddy.
way off
I like to drink
>>696108683
What are you afraid of?
>>696108601
i was only >>696107704 and >>696108204
:^)
>>696107365
>>696107717
Nope!
>Yaaaaah!
>>696107608
Ah, sounds like fun!
>>696107809
Woke up, dicked around, played WoW, was completely fucking lost.
>Had a dream about being an actual rogue with skills from the game last night, was pretty fucking cool. Took that as a sign that I should try and play today.
Thinking about leaving early to get food since the places I tried last night were backed up 20+ cars long. Like, who the fuck waits THAT long for a burger?!
>>696108178
Eh, if I keep playing it I might. But I've yet to be impressed enough to preorder the expansion.
They're a pretty interesting band, all their songs are based on actual history. That song was about the 7th Panzer Division from WW2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Panzer_Division_(Wehrmacht)
>>696108178
No, I came in right after you left, remember?
>>696107608
Heyoo
There wasn't enough Mira in Dimension W
Season 2 when?
>>696106210
what are you using them for..?
>>696106329
Don't smug in my general direction.
>>696106466
Hello Hello love. How're ya?
>>696108369
They better kiss
>>696108662
Oh yay! Friend!
>>696108369
Threesome
>>696108683
Oh shit, it's FF isn't it? should have been my first guess.
>>696109035
Friend. I just got done cleaning up a bunch of my cat's puke and her litter box.
>>696108790
Dammit Sachi.
If you don't type in a typical style i can't guess who people are.
>>696108744
I do not understand, sadly.
>>696108596
Nice. Sounds like a fun time.
>>696108808
I had a blast
>>696108901
How are you?
>>696109199
Oh that sucks, poor kitty
>>696109320
I also drafted, but only twice
>>696108808
I have evidence, that I've had to review multiple times. Each time it was confirmed. Hot and cute as fugg~
>I'm not crazy, everyone else is.
>>696109500
Pretty good, hungry
>>696109152
Yes Nui anon. I love me some pink
>>696108782
(You), Dio
>>696102167
bitch please
>>696109500
Draft anything cool?
>>696109647
You must be mistaken, after all there is nothing to fear.
>>696109655
Bitch? Sure that's a great name, I don't mind calling you that. I think it fits you well.
Well here we go again.
>Claimed
>>696109320
you responded to who wasnt me
ah fuckit you suck
you suck
you suck ok?
>>696108307
I got nothing against thst homie. If you gotts hit me up, hit me up
>>696108596
Kek im not judging dude
>>696108790
):<
>>696108808
How many expansion are there?
Wew
>>696108901
Oh yeah. Anyways, friend called ke to come with him to some fancy event as guest. Went there by 8am. The thing stsrted around 8:30. I didn'tdidn't last 15 min
>>696108933
1. I didn't even smug at you
2. >
>>696109647
Pink is bestest!
Hello friends
>>696108178
>1-5
Let's shoot for 0 :^)
Not bad, would be better if this oven wasn't constantly falling apart. How about yourself?
>>696108808
Sounds like lazy but fun day. Ah now that's pretty interesting, like VR but in your dreams.
It was a Friday and it was late at night. Doesn't seem all that surprising. Gotta get the goods.
>>696108933
Hey cutie. I'm doing well, for obvious reasons~. How about you?
>>696108307
You're too sweet to be left alone.
>>696109920
>Bitch? Sure that's a great name
You're a very cheeky anon, i like you.
>>696109606
~~for dick?~~
You should grab a snack then
>>696109755
The eldritch evolution, a spell queller, and a few other things I traded for the Lilliana
>>696109936
All that matters is I had fun
>>696109935
Not my fault!
I've been duped.
Blame Sachi. Sachi is a saboteur.
Then who is this? I give up.
Rory-sama claimed
Scotch and berry Mother is a pretty good combination for playing LoL.
>>696110251
Your daddy
>>696108933
for fapping to obviously
>>696108178
that's rude and not smug
>>696109320
you mean if i don't type with 500 typos?
>>696110033
Hello emi. What's up?
>>696110116
Reee
Oh shit loose screws? Beem well today. But fuck thst event
>>696110218
I honestly forgot it wss today. Bought anything?
>>696110141
Speaking of cheeky things, once I was playing a ranked LoL match as Kalista, and as all ranked LoL match are, my support was a toxic and a failure. After engaging alone in a fight that was impossible to win, he complained that I had not followed up, I said something around the lines of "I'm sorry, I should've went in and die for nothing, my bad" but what I really liked was his answer "Wow you're passive aggressive AND you're bad" as much as I hated him for being incompetent, I really liked that quote.
bitches can't touch my noire
>>696109606
Nope! No evidence of such exists, and even if it did, it surely would not be hot nor cute!
>Pfffffft.
>>696109936
Too many. You have the base game, BC, WotLK, Cata, Panda, WoD, and now Legion.
Have another about Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8
>>696110033
Sup Emi.
>>696110116
I can guarantee you, if they ever, EVER, made a game that played out like my dream did, it would be the single biggest selling game in history.
Maki, 20 cars long for a drive thru! and the inside was no better!
>>696110320
Sup Rory.
>>696109920
It sure is!
>>696109920
Fine, I'll try not to be afraid of Dio.
>>696110320
Hey, k recently had a kalista who said in the champ select that she was pretty high, but she achieved a zen-like state and went 20-1. It was pretty impressive since the one death was the first blood
>>696110495
Not really. All that was in the dealer's room was posters and figures, and since none were Fran I didn't really need any
I did spend a bit on magic, to get into the drafts and stuff
>>696110906
>Touch
Have to give someone a ride, be back shortly.
>>696110419
Nah. Usually no caps unless it's a proper noun, correct grammar minus periods, the only smiley i see you using regularly is ":^)"
>>696106599
>>696110405
Is that one you too?
>>696110711
Kek
People can get really upset over a competitive game, to the point they always blame others.
>>696109199
Oh well thats nice to hear after I ate haha
>>696109653
>kiss kiss
>>696111146
You know it, sweet cheeks
>>696111129
You'll be able to do it again Cirno, I believe in you.
>>696110495
>>696110914
Playing some Guild Wars and watching Always Sunny. How about you?
>>696111053
Great because who needs those stupid Joestars and pillar men when you got Dio?
>>696111421
>snuggle snuggle
>>696109936
I'm just saying you shouldn't. Not that you already have.
>That looks like you're doing the thing to me.
>>696110116
Hehe the same now, for obvious reasons <3
I tried to message you in the morning on steam but you didn't respond :( I needed my morning buddy..
>>696110419
Ah nice. Best of luck with that venture.
Late claim. At a bar what's up people
>>696111053
Missed this, i think you double quoted dio there.
We we're talking about a KLK game before i left yesterday right? what would Nui and Nonon's alt colors in a fighting game look like?
>>696112226
Hello, have fun?
>>696109936
Nice
>That thumbnail always looks like a superhero mask to me.
>>696110218
>Noooooooo
Nothing to eat, people took my food.
>>696110914
Tons exist
>Well some
And are being used often~
>Don't pffffft me
I got next QOTT
>>696110419
',:)
>>696110906
Poke
>>696110914
I get its a really big game but its thst big to need thst many expansions
Russia?
https://youtu.be/FUipCIWj54E
>>696111058
One day fran will have her show. Got pics taken with you?
>>696111782
Red orchestra 2
>>696112153
Too late~
>i do it to everyone~
>>696112226
Yo
>>696111058
I-I can't believe you've done this
>>696110033
Obligatoreee.
Not literally falling apart. First there was the gas problem and now it won't heat up, back to back problems. What went wrong?
>>696110033
Hey Emi, what's good?
>>696110914
After the reviewers have been paid off of course :^). There's a bunch of great game ideas the average person comes up with though, maybe a Kickstarter really is needed.
Kek, did you really count? Must of been a special or something, maybe everyone is a procrastinator heh.
>>696112153
Glad to know <3. What time was that? Never got a message.
>>696112506
Dude fuck pyramid schemes
>i dont see it
>>696112089
>Nuzzle nuzzle
>>696112506
~~are you sure?~~
That's lame, you should stab them
>>696112686
One day...
Yeah, tones of people did
>>696112824
Can you un-touch her?
>>696102106
Silly boy :)
>>696112686
You have a problem with your addiction to smug to the point where it is hurting your loved ones. I was waiting to tell you that this is your intervention.
>>696112827
I'm not too sure of when.. I can't look back at the logs anymore. I probably did something wrong in that case >~< sorry..
>>696111782
See, uhhh
>>696108808
>>696106159
These.
>Guild Wars
2? I remember a friend tried to get me to try that.
>>696112506
Nuh uh.
>Being used
EH?!
>Pfffftftftft
>>696112686
Yeeeep. Honestly, I wish they'd make WoW2, and just COMPLETELY rehaul the combat system to be an action combat kinda game. It would be so kick ass if they did.
Okay, I laughed.
>Americans aren't real
>>696112827
I might start writing some of these ideas down. I bet we could come up with one of THE coolest games to ever be conceived just by throwing ideas around for a few days.
I looked it up on Google maps, and counted the average space of cars in the line.
>This is the line, it starts at the window you get your food at, and stops where the end of the line was.
>Makoto
>>696112255
Oops, my bad. I feel like Nui's alt colors would be a pink palette swap with a baby blue color. Another would be creamy white and stark white combo. Can't think of more right now.
>>696111790
True!
>>696113185
erp with me
Just saying.
>>696113470
Only if you post boipussi
>>696112910
Her eyes make the mask ring.
>>696113119
>Woop woop
>>696113145
Yessssssss
Can't stab them. Unfortunately.
>>696113382
Oh yes I use them, frequently~
>>696113145
depends how far you go and what you're touching her with. gotta keep that cinnamon roll purity.
>>696113533
>>696113470
*stare*
>>696113693
Well hello there
