Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence.
>>696083543
heya, bump
>>696083543
spooky bamp
How do we know you're not an impostor?
Is the field of psychology in crisis due to the discovery that the findings of half of all psychological studies cannot be reproduced?
>>696083670
Meditate on it then you will know it's the true one
>>696083667
malk?
>>696083670
just one of those things
>>696083610
T-thank you, Anonymous <4
>>696083667
And y-you.
>>696083670
Can't you see the new banner? Jeez Anonymous, I had hoped you h-had caught on <4
>>696083771
No, not any more than the discovery that most grad students can't do inorganic synthesises reliably. Case studies are there to direct further research, not to prove anything.
How long does it take to forget?
>>696084177
Depends on what it is you want to forget.
The more important question is "why", not "how long"; our memories, even if they are scars, define us Anonymous.
Don't casually throw them away; you might end up repeating them.
Why is your name Alice2? Who's Alice1?
>>696084359
M-my wayward mother, of course.
>>696084311
They're not scars. Compare it to a stranger having a chat with you on the streets.
>>696084492
I don't quite grasp the analogy; can you help me understand what you mean?
>>696084653
I literally mean what I said, it isn't an analogy. Is my setup compromised, do I need to switch identities?
>>696084773
Probably.
>>696084901
Shit. Can you confirm I made an impression?
My parents found out I smoke weed recently. Got pretty emotional but they were OK about it because they trust me to not progress any further on and fuck my life up. But I've been feeling like a cunt recently because I've already taken LSD and might do MD in the future. No real question here, just a little worried that this is the part were I fuck my life up.
I don't like how you change the thread image.
Sent from my Android.
>>696085062
Don't, for the love of god, do MD. What are you thinking dude?
>>696085053
You did <4
>>696085176
Noted.
Are you ever gonna do one of those cooking things again?
>>696085256
Mmhm <4 As soon as I can get a sollllid week without being sick as a dog.
>>696085254
Oh no, any tips on behaving like a separate person?
>>696085062
What country do you live in?
>>696085384
Ah ah ah...that's a secret, dearie <4
Can't go revealing my methods, now can I?
>>696085442
MMMMMMMMMMMURICA
How is babby formed?
>>696085370
You were saying you felt sick in previous threads as well. Do you have a medical condition or something?
>>696085254
I'm not really sure...
I used to be a huge nerd and spend all my time indoors playing league and stuff like that. Then I decided to fuck that and put myself out there and I ended up becoming a lot happier and I found a bunch of friends I love spending time around. Some of then have done it before and seem pretty positive about it.
>>696085490
That's not what I meant, not at all. Look, I have a top secret operations that has dependence on you. Please, give me further instructions.
>>696083543
That image sucks, alice.
>>696085553
syrian refugees raping women
>>696085591
I currently have a cold! It's awful.
But I am immuno-compromised, yes.
>>696085655
>I have a top secret operations that has dependence on you
I'm gonna go with "hard no".
>>696085745
Thanks, a friend of mine made it <4
>>696085607
You realize it is neurotoxic, right?
do you like surshu?
>>696085845
Okay, maybe not. But seriously, I could use some help. Is changing my hair style, clothing style and way of talking enough?
>>696086034
Alice, why did I laugh at that?
>>696085978
Why are you trying to change yourself?
>>696085867
>surshu
Nope!
>>696086108
It's funny.
>>696083543
Who's your favourite 2hu besides Alice?
>>696085845
Neurotoxic just sounded like some sort of "medical jargon" when I was researching it, but to be honest I feel like you're going to be a better source than where I got that information.
Do you think smoking weed frequently will fuck my life up?
I'd say I'm pretty responsible.
>>696086216
I wouldn't want to change myself, just maybe for a day? I need to decrease suspicion.
alice do you like suppu?
>>696086256
I don't really like touhou.
>>696086264
"medical jargon". What? Are you serious?
Break the word down. Neuro = brain, toxic = I think you can figure this one out.
What do you think the effects of taking something that is neurotoxic is?
Smoking is a terrible way to imbibe literally any substance; smoking anything cannot be considered responsible. Invest in a vape.
>>696086364
Why?
>>696086442
Why do you ask?
how to get over a ruined childhood?
>>696083543
How do I get around sexual frustration, apart from wanking? I live in a rural area and won't be able to meet anyone new till October. Plus, I'm pretty socially inept, I'm not very good at non-platonic relations with people in general
>>696086639
therapy
>>696086639
*hugs tightly* Tell me how it was ruined.
>>696086655
What is wrong with wanking?
>>696086523
Because I want to stay out of troubles?
>>696086655
Rape someone
psychology is pseudo science
quack
you fell for the help others meme and just use the the status of medicine to further your agenda. you wouldnt have gone into """helping""" others if it meant youd be a pauper. you just pray on 'shitties' and according to miss shrink what they need to solve their problems is what you're selling.
>>696086655
Meditating
>>696083543
its normal thinking about of ways to suicide ? its normal always thing about bad things?
thank you anon
>>696086523
idk you don't like surshi you dont even like souppo, wat do yo ulike?
>>696086523
Thanks for setting me straight I guess.
Can I ask what your experience with drugs is, and your overall opinion on them?
I want to be productive but can't motivate myself to do anything with in turn makes me angry and feeds my self loathing
>>696086844
Pretty normal, an hero please.
>>696083543
Sometimes when I go to the toilet at night I get the feeling that someone might creep up at me any moment. Normal?
I avoid social attention to the core; no social media with my real name, my instagram (only social media account) only has 86 followers all of which I know personally.
yet I am friends with key people in my city's social group and there are people whom I don't know; know my whole name. I act like this bothers me, yet I secretly enjoy the fuck out of being known while not putting myself out there.
how fucked am I in the head?
>>696087040
Yes, it's the natural fear humans have of the dark. We can't know what's there.
>>696086779
Why do you fear for yourself?
>>696086829
Yeah, psychology is part of STEM, but okay.
>>696086844
No, that is a symptom of depression. Seek medical attention.
>>696086861
Beef and bell peppers.
>>696086873
My opinion is that each drug is unique, has a side effect profile that is unique, and should be treated carefully with plenty of research done before hand.
There is no "one size fits all" for drugs or medication.
>>696086919
Motivation comes from doing, doing doesn't come from motivation. Pick a project, divide it into VERY small bite sized pieces, and force yourself to do one. It will help you do the next, then the next, etc etc.
>>696086264
From what I know, neurotoxin is, in short 'brain poison', it gets at your brain and messes it up something fierce
>inb4 doctor
-Sweet Roll
Ive started to dress recently and I feel good about it. could see myself going down the tranny route eventually.
tbh Im scared turning into a "desirable" woman may be a coping mechanism for rejecting myself
Im hesistant to pull through because I figure there might be a true mental issue at the bottom of this
>>696086774
Because I know how much better sex is. And I'm sick of watching porn, but I lack the self cotrol to stop looking at it. But if I don't watch it, I can't jack it. And if I can't jack it, I can't sleep. Like, literally, severely reduced sleep.
>>696083543
I've started having issues with feeling really, like unbearably anxious about nothing after taking antipsychotics. Obviously I can't just stop taking my medication, so what do? I am seeing my psychiatrist next week btw.
>>696087174
I already have enough problems, going downtown isn't going to help it a lot.
>>696087040
If it passes, normal.
>>696087065
Not at all. You just need more social interaction.
>>696087199
Have you been to a doctor or therapist yet?
>>696087233
Sounds like you need to lay off the porn for a few weeks.
>>696087310
Talk to your doctor SOON. Call them up on the phone if you have to; they are usually totally fine with that.
Increased anxiety is a side effect of some antipsychotics, and demands immediate attention.
>>696087174
you think i can kill my self one day? i mean , i dont want to, i just think about that...
>>696087464
I think you need to talk to a doctor about these sorts of intrusive thoughts. It is not normal and can be signs of bad things.
>>696087174
Sounds like solid advice, thank you.
This is a bit of a silly question but it's really fucking with me so I'm gonna ask it anyway: is it worth going after a girl way above my league who almost definitely isn't into me (she thought I was gay) just to fulfill the part inside of me that wants her really badly.
>>696087434
hmm you're not too much of a psychologist...
>>696087174
wat, no beetrooto?
>>696087434
>>696087199
no not yet but I figure as soon as I want to start going on hormones I would have to sit down with a therapist eventually
>>696087464
me too, maybe you will. but only when you feel completely trapped and there's no other way. sometimes just small things like talking to a stranger will make you think twice. and thinking twice means you still have your doubts. and if you doubt killing yourself, then well, most of the time you won't. cheer up anon, and talk to someone about it, trust me, it helps.
>>696087661
There is no concept of "leagues"; women don't work that way. You aren't numbered. Ask her out, the worst she can say is no.
>>696087721
You should sit down with one two months ago; it can take up to three months of talks with psychs or therapists to get hormones for HRT.
>>696087693
Just cuz it's not the answer you want doesn't make it not a valid answer.
>>696087581
sorry to upset you with this ... I think I'm fucked up because of my childhood : I had to deal with my grandfather and my mother until they die ... now I'm 21 , I lack nothing , I have a comfortable life despite some crises that can not control myself and talk bad about people or do things they do not want, but with the awareness that I am doing wrong
>>696088005
It's not really upsetting to me; I deal with worse constantly. But you definitely need to seek help Anonymous.
>>696087965
Notice me.
>>696088147
Hi. What can I do for you?
>>696086774
I was the 2nd kid, my father was a stern man that always seemed to love my older bother more witch lead me in a downwards spiral of self loathing and search for instant gratification over enduring any turmoil (ie being here) with time I tried my best to devalue my father's opinions but it never went away, a crippling voice forcing me to deal with the fact that my I missed the other half of my childhood, and now even if he wanted it's too late to even amend his ways, I shunned him from my life and left as soon as I could, I want to accept him but I can't do it, a deep hatred for what he did still lingers
>>696087727
the thing is i dont have no one to talk about, my father its cool but dont talk , my sister is a selfish bitch , and i live with my girlfriend i dont like to upset her with this, cus i understnd that its a shit and when im with her i feel fine
>>696083543
a few years ago i was chad,i literally had girls fall in love with me and i was constantly fighting with people so much i was banned from school(i accidentally in one of my fights hurt this teacher and apparently she had to go to the hospital).thing is in my country when you are banned you either go to a school where most banned people go or you wait for a school that will accept you.
for some reason i waited for a new school that would accept me and well i had to wait 1 year for that school,in that year i developed this fear for punching people and turned fat.this was like 3 years ago when i was 16,still is there a way to defeat this fear for punching people?
(sorry if this post is confusing,i am drunk as fuck).
>>696086829
>'shitties'
What's a shitty?
>>696083543
Evening, Alice! If you say that you still have a cold, why don't you follow the same advice that you've given to many anons on your threads?
Why don't YOU finally go see the doctor?
Hope you're having a great weekend.
Can you say something nice to me before I go to bed?
How do I end my infinite search for instant gratification on this vile place?
>>696083543
Why do you studder?
>>696088205
How do I disappear?
>>696088368
*picks you up and carries you to bed, gently tucking you in and leaning over you, smiling, leaning down to whisper in your ear "You are full of stars" before kissing your forehead and leaving*
>>696088435
What is studder?
>>696087721
>>696087965
thats true theres probably no other way around it
I just fear I could get to a point of no return before ever figuring this out completely
>>696083543
I'm gonna fly like a bird
>>696087965
I've run out of fruit memes sorry.
I guess I could give it a go, I'm just worried about the social repercussions. She's a friend right now and I worry that if I ask her out it could ruin that, and potentially this entire friend group.
(of which I am now very fond of)
Also, on a side note: do you like Bob Dylan?
>>696088541
Not OP: What kind of bird?
>>696088205
Hi.... sorry I'm a faggot who need help. I am male but part of me wants to transition.. I don't know what to do because part of me also doesn't want to its been killing me for years now and I don't know what to do. Sorry I know I'm a faggot and yeah I know I should kms.
>>696083543
Why i dont like me?
Why do I shiver when I already made up my mind?
I have visited a psycologist and have been doagnosed with anxiety however I dont really want any help with my issues anymore.I feel like it is a weakness and I hate talking about it to my family who are trying to be supportive but just end up pissing me off by talking about it. Is this normal and what am I meant to do as I have a follow up appointment soon so how am I meant to tell my psyciatrist?
>>696083543
Can I fuck you?
>>696088351
Already did. Said they couldn't do anything for me.
>>696088300
You probably shouldn't be drinking if you are that old.
>>696088400
By clicking the little X
>>696088435
W-why don't you?
>>696088534
Therapists are THERE TO HELP YOU. Use them!
>>696088551
Uh. I don't mind him. A bit old for me.
>>696088643
Well Leafy, I recommend you talk to a therapist or psychologist that is in the field of sexual or gender therapy. They can help you sort this out: that's their job, after all.
>>696088735
I would but I can't afford a therapist plus I'm a NEET who can barely leave his own apartment.
>>696088721
No, that's not normal. You need to continue talking to your psychologist and work through your issues.
>>696088731
No one has in a long time; I bet there is cobwebs.
Do dreams actually mean anything? i've had some nasty nightmares lately and want to know what the fuck is happening, or at least what's causing them
>>696088735
Does the ride never end?
I have this nagging feeling that everyone i know is always doing the worst thing they can towards me. I guess the feeling would be everyones out to get me. And i hardly ever feel any emotions anymore besides anger and calm, midly getting a few chuckles at peoples despair. Also i feel vindictive versus people. Like everything is fine until you cross the line. Then i get revenge and then some. Not physical. Though more like mental torture and intimidational use of my managerial powers. Or whatever i have held above you.
Someday i believe i will find happiness. Or maybe my happiness has fled because of my competitive compulsive attitude?
Halp?
>>696088735
>>696088351
Did you get another doctor's opinion yet?
>>696088496
Okay, that's just absolutely adorable <3
>>696088435
Really??
>>696088891
Really? You look cute as fuck in those images of you. I thought you were married or something.
>>696088873
Save up. You really need to go.
>>696088897
Nope.
>>696088908
Haven't seen it end yet.
>>696088924
I have a cold; there's nothing anyone can do for a viral infection.
>>696088978
<4
>>696088920
That's paranoia and anxiety. You need to go to a therapist.
>>696088920
Nobody is out to get you, anon. Everyone just knows the truth: they are their most important person. The feeling you have? That's what it feels like to realize you are just the Hodor of someone else's story.
>>696089077
Hah...as if anyone would marry a brittle husk of a woman like me. Sadly not, Anonymous.
>>696088735
Give him another listen if you have the time :)
"The man in me" is quite fitting looking at the state of this bread.
Any advice on how to deal with bullying? They've stopped being upfront with their insults since I've started avoiding them but they still torment me over social media and whenever they do get the chance to in real life.
>>696088502
Cuz I'm not a fucking special snowflake
>>696089083
I don't even have a job to pay for it right now I'm trying to get one though...
>>696088735
my first time drunk was when i was like 11,i don't mind alcohol and it does't affect my day to day life.Anyway is there a way to stop this fear of punching?i guess i was a bit traumatized and reflected that all i did these years i have been living were completely pointless.but when i think about it,i remember the awesome fights i had and how my opponents got rekted by me when they though they were invincible.i feel so weak now and a man who is afraid of punching is not capable of protecting himself or anyone.
>>696089193
So block em on social media and throw insults back when you see em.
>>696089385
How much is it? I'll pay for it.
>>696088924
I donot understand this hodor thing.
I understand its from got but i dont catch the analytical aspect. I dont watch the show
>>696089453
I'm...pretty sure there are other ways to defend people besides punches. It sounds like you have a very skewed view of the world.
>>696089187
Considering the lone fact that you're a gril on /b/, there'd be a lot of guys on her who'd want to marry you.
granted though /b/ isn't really the best place to find a partner
>>696088250
... Just talk to someone when you feel the need man, I'd recommend seeing someone like a psych if it ever gets worse. Just keep that girl close, and you should be ok right :)?
>>696089599
Ain't that the truth. And also, I have standards Anonymous. Come on.
Most men here would crush my 88 pounds.
>>696089456
I don't know how much a therapist would cost but I also don't have a car to drive to one... the only option I have is a bus and there aren't any therapists in the town.
>>696089456
>>696089385
Would this be purely a role-playing response?
>>696089795
Are you elderly? Youthful?
>>696089586
skewed you say?well you don't know what it is seeing someone mistreating your parents but not being able to do anything,due to pressure and fear.
>>696089586
Guns?
>>696089911
What do you mean? I pay for people to go to the doctor all the time.
>>696089856
Do some research, and get back to me at [email protected]
Don't give up so easily.
>>696089953
I'm in my 20's.
>>696089965
I know the opposite, but the situations are pretty close I'd say.
>>696090054
I never recommend guns.
>>696089456
Not good at the whole insult thing but I'll give it a go.
Probably last thing.
(thanks for this)
I still haven't found anything education based that has grabbed my interest yet and it's approaching the time were it's time to start making big life decisions about my future career. I'll probably end up going the academic route as my sister got into Cambridge and now my parents have similar expectations. Is this the beginning of an unfufilling office life?
>>696089911
No I am being serious right now>>696089953
>>696090146
In reality? No foolin'? What's the feedback that you get?
>>696090250
Woops didn't mean to tag >>696089953
My dog which I grew up with died a few days ago and now my boyfriend told me he probably has cancer.
I was in treatment because of depression and Impulse Controll Disorder ( self-harming and aggressive) before and I definitely don't want it to come back.
Any tips to keep my from falling in that 'hole' again?
>>696090244
*blinks* As an office worker, I find that kind of insulting.
You need to find what you want to do in life, and then you need to do it. Don't let people push you into something you don't want to do, but also don't immediately discard something because you don't like it at the age you are now.
Find what you want to do; that's your responsibility, and no one elses.
>>696090309
F-feedback? On what? What do you even mean feedback? I help people pay for their medical treatments, and they get treated. That's all there is to it.
This ain't hard, man.
>>696090555
Are you still in treatment? If not, I'd resume it.
I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry to hear about your dog; my dog of 17 years died quite recently, and it was devastating to me. I know how you feel, Anonymous.
>>696090557
what would you do for someone that has really bad anger issues and homicidal thoughts?
Today I had a class with a trans, and she blabbered about how difficult it is to be one, why do I have to deal with this stupid extreme liberal shit? It only incentivasses me to go on a killing spree, so I at least take some of them on my way down
>>696090828
Do it man be a hero
>>696090557
I didn't mean it that way, sorry.
I'm gonna sleep now, thanks a lot for sorting me out.
You probably just had a large impact on one anons life.
I hope you have a happy life.
>>696083543
will you be my long distance girlfriend?
Hi Alice,
Why does Touhou guro turn me on so much? Am I fucked in the head? There's something appealing about watching a little girl squirming around as she gets her intestines ripped out of her body.
>>696090824
I'd put them into anger management.
>>696090828
Wow, you are kind of an asshole; there is plenty of scientific evidence to show transgenderism is real, and tons of statistical evidence to show they have a lot more difficulties in life.
By all means, feel free to ignore what someone is babbling about: that's your right. But your reaction to it is unnecessary and frankly childish.
>>696091034
Sleep tight <4
>>696091049
Oh, I'm sorry Anonymous, but such relationships never work out well for me.
>>696090828
everyone hate thos bastards, just had fear of the society critics , what to do about that?
>>696090557
>>696090309
Do they report positive results back to you? Are they indebted to you for your valuable assistance, Alice?
>>696091126
That's pretty fucked.
>>696091153
anger management didn't go as planned.
>>696091126
Yes. You need help.
>>696091222
No one is ever indebted to me. That's not the point of what I do.
well then do any of you guys want to be my long distance gf? (reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight)
>>696091398
talk whatever you wnat, but just here, its your oportunity
How did you find /b/ and why did you start making psychologist threads on here?
>>696091644
but like this, you are to weak to deal with your soul, and your body die but your soul steal weak
>>696091536
What do you mean by 'guess'?
>>696091752
I've been posting on /b/ since 2004.
I started making these threads to continue the help and love/cheer threads I used to make in 2011.
>>696091849
No such thing as souls.
>>696091644
death might end all suffering*
for all we know this "life" could be a crucial daydream in a reality filled with constant torment and pain
Does having a 2D waifu suggest I have a mental illness?
>>696091941
>>696091941
you're saying there is no soul?
then , what came after this?
>>696091941
>No sich thing as souls
You can't know that for sure.
>>696092272
Any kind of waifu shows you need help.
>>696092277
Nothing. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>696091369
So, you feel enriched upon helping those who do deserve to get it? Are you sure the doctors and treatments are a match with the anons that contact you? Also, look at those last two digits.
How do I beat depression? I have been suffering for 20 fucking years. I have done years of therapy and meds, and yet I still wake up every day wanting to end it all. The only thing keeping me alive at this point is that fact that I will make my parents sad if I kill myself and that fact that I am too fucking pathetic and worthless for the honor of suicide. I have not felt any joy or happiness in my life in over a decade and everything I do feels like I am just going through the motions of life in an effort to appear normal. Am I boned? Beyond hope?
>>696092393
you dont know , youre a fraude
>>696092526
You could just stop being a faggot and man up
Hi Alice ,
Im 28, my parents break when i was 2. I lived with my mom and step father, saw my dad each 2 or 3 weekend.
My dad left her for another woman. My father is someone impressive, somehow 'cold' , he is a much normal personn,very smart self made man and kind of a leader/alpha with successfull life, works in a big company since 30y. Every one is respecting him and admiring him laughing with him. Some people could tell you im very similar to him, but the truth is that im a way more sensitive than him. I handle stress not as good as him. I sometime feel the need to tell him im a result from him and my mom, eventhough people keeps comparing us.
Why the fuck i feel harrassed by ignorance, stupidity, and madness of people everysingle day ? Why am i a fucking idealist ? Why can't i manage authority on me, on other ? Why iam still looking for who am i at nearly 30 ?
>>696092389
Yeah, we really can. There are plenty of logical arguments that prove this soundly.
>>696092397
No, helping people tends to harm me, not the other way around. As for doctors, I tend to bow to their expertise.
>>696092599
Okay.
>>696092526
What therapy, and what medications? List every single last one, and let's see if we can figure out a commonality.
>>696092819
Sounds like anxiety problems dude. Have you ever been to therapy?
>>696092821
tell me that arguments...
what happens after life nigger?
>>696093097
Nothing; you stop living. For logical arguments, feel free to google them yourself; that's not the point of this thread.
Here's a starting point for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dualism_(philosophy_of_mind)#Arguments_against_dualism
>>696092821
>>696092397
If it has that unfortunate effect on you (sometimes, I guess), then why do you continue to do it? To be pleasantly surprised and richly rewarded someday?
>>696093012
YOU JUST CAN SAY "go to the therapist, talk to someone mu mumu " DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
:'(
>>696093301
Hah! If I were so naive, I'd have been destroyed long ago.
I do it because if I don't, no one else will.
>>696093321
I am doing my job; it's called a referral; I'm not well versed in anti-anxiety techniques.
>>696092821
As far as therapy goes I have done CBT and talking to counselors. I am not on any meds right now, lost insurance for a few years, but I have been on at some point or another: Prozac, Abilify, Wellbutrin, Lexapro, Symbyax, and Seroquel. Can't say that I didn't try there :c
>>696093012
I was hypocondriac when i was very young but i won against it.
I suffered a nearly one year, shaking social anxiety / depression passing through 4 or 5 years ago when he told me i was "skizo" because of work stuff. I stoped smoking pot at that time. And one year later i won against this also. No one could tell you i had been depressed or so, im a very good actor to hide that.
Thank you
But... what doyou mean by anxiety ?
>>696083543
do you drink coffee?
>>696093467
Is that all the medication you've been on? That's a wide constellation of drugs; can you tell me which one was treating what?
For example, seroquel is an antipsychotic; I don't see much clinical usage for that in depression.
>>696093612
..."won against"? These are life long illnesses, they don't just go away.
>>696093650
Rarely.
>>696083543
how big is your dick?
do u lik dik?
>>696093960
Haven't had any in a long time
>>696093936
Non-existent.
>>696089856
There's online therapy, try that out.
>>696083543
how many tylenols should i take if i want to fly?
School matters are harassing me to the point where I may kill myself, if it hasn't been enough, a friend of mine has been acting like a dick lately and just decided to close up our friendship due to her being too stupid. I'm just on the point where I wake up, have a shower and just sit back on my chair where I just play games and spend my whole day there. I don't feel like to hang out with friends in this period. What should I do?
>>696094095
tell me where please
>>696083543
whats your skype id?
>>696094178
Tylenols don't do that. What?
>>696094203
Are you actually suicidal? If so, seek medical attention immediately.
>>696094095
Not reputable. I would avoid.
>>696093718
>they don't just go away.
Wow, did you just call me a lier ?
I tell you i faced theses problemes, and im not shaking anymore, my social anxiety rate is very low now, as everybody i think. And i don't have these problemes anymore so i guess i won..
Well, anyway you think that my every day anger, cynism has to do with anxiety ? Right ? Could you explain more
>>696094090
>Haven't had any in a long time
i can giv u mine
>>696094274
alicemargatroid2
>>696094318
I'm not calling you a liar, merely stating a fact.
If your account conflicts with established facts, well, all the worst for it.
>>696094414
No thanks, I have standards.
>>696094478
>I have standards
ow
y
>>696093718
The Seroquel was being tried as an adjunct to the SSRIs. Same with the Abilify. But that is my list of everything I have been on for depression.
>>696094562
It sounds like you only took SSRI's and SNRI's. How did the welbutrin make you feel compared to say, the prozak?
>>696094555
He did just get trips, are your standards higher than trips?
>>696094203
kill yourself
>>696094318
kill yourself
>>696094562
kill yourself
>>696094846
Did you just edit a picture I already posted? Poor form, imposter.
>>696094749
My standards are a million get, no less.
>>696083543
Have you ever heard of surrogate therapy, Alice?
http://www.surrogatetherapy.org/
http://surrogatetherapy.net/
>>696094478
When i tell you it's over now, is that not a fact also ?
BTW you still not answering, so would you ?
>>696094942
Maybe that's why you have cobwebs in your vag.
>>696094962
No, that conflicts with established reality, so...
>>696094955
Yes. I disagree with much of it.
>>696095030
*shrugs* Can't have it all. I'm satisfied with my current life.
>>696094942
I think I just found a purpose in life.
Ima hold you to that.
>>696094723
The Welbutrin was taken concurrently with an SSRI, Lexapro in this case, so I do not have a side by side comparison of the two classes. But when I was on it things were not 10/10 bad, only like an 8/10 bad.
>>696095103
>>696094955
How so, Alice? Can it be exploited by some?
>>696094315
Noirenon there, not really suicidal, I always try to be positive whenever I get the chance, but lately I'm just surrounded by this weird thought. School's really important to me, because I really hope to bring happiness to whoever will be near my shoulder, but the fact I could fail just scares me to the point where I actually end up failing. I should've ended school three years ago and I'm still there with two years left. I just feel worse after every year I pass. I don't even want to talk about this kind of stuff with my friends because I just don't want to get them worried. It's just my personal matter, and others can't really help me there. Instead of thinking of a solution, I just end up getting more and more depressed, always coming out with the thought "If happen to fail this time as well I may just end up killing myself".
>>696095103
>that conflicts with established reality
Sorry, who's established reality ?
>>696083543
can you give me a footjob? please?
>>696095170
P-please don't take that as a promise.
>>696095218
*nodnod* May I recommend trazadone? Older tetra and tri cyclics tend to have more norepinephrine response (similar to SNRI's but more "fuzzy").
I've noticed people who don't react to the newer ones can have good responses to those older classes.
If money is an issue, please email me an estimate at [email protected], and we'll get you to a doctor.
>>696095320
I would say it is fundamentally exploitative.
>>696095520
It sounds like you need a life coach or similar, someone to help you plan this out and make your way through it. Does your school have councilors you can talk to?
>>696095698
No, but you can have this.
>>696095827
thanks that's actually what I wanted
>>696083543
THERES ONE SITE, CHAT OR SOME SHIT IN INTERNET WHERE WE CAN TALK WITH OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS? I REALLY NEED TO TALK plz help
>>696096030
Just email me at [email protected]
>>696083543
I have problems with my selfesteem. How can I change that?
>>696095827
You're pretending to be someone else OP.
Get help for yourself, this is lifelong ;) bb
>>696096201
Im serious :'(
>>696096348
Who am I pretending to be, exactly?
>>696096340
Well, tell me more. What sort of issues are you having? Be descriptive.
Hola Alice, after you told me to go invest in a vape to save my lungs I went and did some research.
It's quite a bit out of my price range.
Do you think a bong would be any healthier than smoking joints as that's the only thing in my price range?
>>696084311
No. Your past should not define you. That's how people get trapped for a lifetime
>>696096669
A bong is WORSE not better. What is your price range, I'll recommend something. I have several, after all.
>>696083543
where can i find pictures of you?
>>696096734
I think you don't understand what I said.
But also, you don't really understand what "define" means huh?
>>696096779
*blinks* What?
>>696096758
Oh god.
If I save up for a couple months I guess like £30-40?
God dammit im having a fucking anxiety attack because i ate 1 teaspoon of homemade jam and a few months ago i watched an anon drink a 6 year old can of coconut cream and die as he was posting to 4chan so now i think all food is going to give me botulism
Pls subscribe me a benzo dose that will replace my meals so i dont have to be scared to eat anymore
>>696096779
Do an image search for "Alice Margatroid." Do another for "Metroid/Samus Aran" while you're at it.
>>696096951
>>696096951
*cracks her neck* I'm going to have to subsidize you, huh?
The ones I prefer are the life sabers; I have two, maybe we could do an exchange. You are in the UK, yes?
>>696097020
...what? Jams tend to be hard to get botulism from, due to their low PH. You should be fine, just relax.
Benzos are not good to take frequently like that.
>>696096929
where are those pics of you from the cooking threads?
>>696096438
Someone that listen to others.
>>696096929
where can i find pictures of you?
>>696097228
Odd, then, that I'm replying to you without listening.
>>696097201
>>696097301
It's....a little odd to be asking for this. Why do you want them? Just wait till my next cooking thread.
Or go ask Muon.
Yeah, I live in London.
I'm not really sure I feel comfortable taking money from you though.
I could look for a summer job if that would help?
How much do I need to save?
>>696097380
I think the other anon >>696097301 wants some fap material
>>696097380
im not here often enough nor patient enough to wait. i need them for.. projects.
>>696085514
You seem pretty dumb and tasteless for being a psychologist. At least one who's knowledge I'd trust
>>696097442
How about this: email me over [email protected] and I'll send you any relevant information I find. I'm about to leave for the night.
>>696097522
Yeah, that's why I'm not posting my pictures.
>>696097646
Okay, now I know I'm not giving them out.
>>696097659
Did you just reply to someone who isn't me, insulting me about not being knowledgeable?
>>696097380
>Odd, then, that I'm replying to you without listening
Then I can't do nothing if you're dumb ;/
>>696083543
i have social phobia and paedophilia,i am going to a psychologist but he just say to me go outside 3 time a day and this type of bullshit that every one say tell me how i deal with social phobia ?
Whenever I see this, my first question is, "how the fuck do you stutter a silent 'p'?"
>>696095827
Yes, school has them, but they weren't that useful
>>696097803
That was sarcasm, dear Anonymous.
>>696097805
Seems like you need a different psychologist, maybe a therapist; I would recommend going through CBT for social phobia.
It's highly effective!
>>696097958
It should be "ps-psychologist," right?
>>696097970
Ah? Can you elaborate on that?
>>696097958
Carefully <4
>>696083543
welcome to th' salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>696098144
Spot. Fuckin. On. You are my nigga.
>>696098144
Spot. Foquin. On. You are my nigga.
>>696098249
i got turnt down by alice an she sed her standeds r 2 hi 4 me an i only cri 4 20 minuts
>>696098144
>>696098307
>>696098440
N-not at all <4 You guys j-just don't get the joke.
>>696098172
why are there niggers here? ^
>>696098466
cuz you only got em dubs boi
time to spam this thread into the dirt
sup
>>696086774
You've got to be kidding. Oh wait you're a female psychologist, makes sense. Of course you're gonna put a feminist bent on the way you treat males, probably launch a bit of pysch warfare on them instead of honestly helping.
OF COURSE nobody wants to wank!! Of course people want physical intimacy with another human. And men don;t want to be with the same partner for months and months. How the fuck could you not understand that? How the fuck could you encourage just stroking your dick?
ain't no half steppin
Friendly skelly bamp
>>696098853
STEP IT UP
>>696098486
is the joke where you get shot by one of your crazed shizo patients then turn into a ghost but you dont know your a ghost until you meet some kid who can see ghosts and teach him not to be afraid of them and try to help then and then through creative wordplay he hints that youre actually a ghost and you find out?
>>696083543
Alice can you tel me why the biggest orgasm I ever had was when I thought about fucking Donald trump's rump
>>696094090
Hello Alice. I've seen your threads on /b/ several times, but this is my first post in one. I'm with a friend right now and he told me about you. He emailed you a few times a couple of months ago in response to another friend of ours that committed suicide back in February of 2015.
He's saying I should talk to you, but I don't really have much to ask of you or anything I'd like to talk about as far as personal issues go. I very much doubt an anonymous stranger will be that effective other than maybe compelling someone to take action for the first time, whatever that action may be. That said, just be aware actions, no matter how small, have consequences and you simply have to meme your dreams to be who you want to be. :^)
>>696098014
And still no try to answer to my fucking questions... im out.
>>696098836
>nobody wants to wank
I like wanking, bub. So that's at least one data point against your assertions. As well, it's well understood masturbation is healthy and in many cases good for you, especially for men due to prostate cancer!
So why wouldn't I recommend it?
>>696083543
Whats the best way to help a patient who has HPD, but recently moved away from all of his friends and lost his relationship?
>>696088623
A fuckin' pigeon
>>696096201
Hasn't anyone ever heard of 911 for emergencies?
>>696098980
I'll uh. Keep it in mind? Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you want to talk.
>>696087965
/hmmm, you seem to be recommending that guys jack off and take girls out on dates. What kind of advice would you give a guy who wants to fuck a lot of different girls regularly, no girlfriends/dates?
>>696099111
checkd
>>696099194
Get them into therapy.
>>696099227
Apparently not.
>>696099329
Tinder and condoms.
>>696099117
because nobody wants to exclusively do that, which is what this man is asking for help with. And you're throwing it back in his face encouraging him to wank more
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>>696099738
>nobody wants to exclusively do that
You seem to have a lot of information I don't think anyone has on how people respond to sex and masturbation.
I know of someone PERSONALLY who finds masturbation pleasant and sex boring, and has no want nor need for that form of intimacy.
Sounds pretty closed minded to me.
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Here we go again motherfucker
Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone
Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
