Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696043826
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>NOTICE ME YUNO!!!
>Most importantly, have fun!
Megumin claimed
FILTHY EARLY BAKE
>>696055410
>two image early bake
>/waifu/ freaks out
>>696055204
You're asking the wrong nigga mate
I know jackshit about pokemon go, I'm still capturing pokemons with 140cp
>>696055494
Because saying filthy early bake is freaking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7YMI39sObY
>>696055539
I'm only level 3
>>696055563
That pic applies to Kyouko as well
>>696055656
In all caps it is
>>696055410
There has been earlier bakes so it's fine imo
Stella claimed
Still here
>>696054559
That's the Yuno I know and love!
Normal.
Claimed.
I want to fuck nagisa's tight boi pussy
>>696055803
I'm confused
Were you flirting?
Also earlier you said I was cute when I was mad
>>696055945
We've been over this
>>696055195
Then you should know who suggested it.
And why.
QOTT: If you had to decide between your waifu going blind or deaf which one would you pick? Why?
>>696055747
>That pic applies to Kyouko as well
>This coming from a Megumin claimer
kek.
Saber claimed
>>696055747
Filthy early bake*
can we erp now? ;-;
>>696055803
still pretty filthy tbh imo discount Asuna
>>696055836
Usual
here
>>696056049
Yes and we've established that boi pussy is not the same at butthole
>>696056077
>>That pic applies to Kyouko as well
>>This coming from a Megumin claimer
>kek
>this coming from a kyouko claimer
>>696056070
You suggested it because it meant pineapple in Spanish, not exactly sure where the pineapple came from though.
>>696056324
>can we erp now?
>
>>696056074
Blind.
She can still hear my confessions of love, and she becomes a bit more dependant on me. I'm sure deaf would be easier, but I wouldn't mind being her eyes.
>>696056358
I'm sorry that Kyouko isn't a seasonal meme girl.
>>696056074
Blind.
>>696056324
>Rattles
>>696056358
Face it, your waifu is just a shitty meme girl of the year.
>>696056533
I would pick blind too, despite vision being important for a fighter, I would want to talk with her and I've dealt with blind people before.
>>696056844
>>696056598
Damage control much?
Homura is jerking Kyouko off.
>>696056480
Spot on. The word was chosen only because it was chosen.
Honestly I just wanted something that someone couldn't randomly guess. A word you would have to lurk and wait for. I'm sure Ananas isn't the most uncommon word in the world, but no one but Ruri and I ever used it in here before.
Tho... Recently I feel like it may fade away. Ruri has someone they visit the thread for.
It kinda reminds me of an old love letter.
A precious momento of days gone by.
>>696055819
I'm always here, whatchu talkin about nigga?
>>696056074
For Yuno's sake, blind, I can imagine just how insane she'll go if she dose not hear the sound of my voice
Came close to picking deaf but that's my personal choice as a gaymur.. can't live without my games so I need my vision
>>696056049
It was supposed to get you confused littel megu~
>>696056074
Deaf 'cos then it's easier to fak and then we can watch animu together. She would take care of her looks more.
>>696056324
fuckin' sachi now i know why u were thrown off a bridge. u deserved it
Well.
I'm gonna take a shower and drop out for the day.
Nice talking with you guys. S-mug, I always say to just post, but I always feel you wait for me to leave. Have a nice night.
Claimed
>>696056496
is that a yes?
>>696056634
>elttar elttar
>>696057030
Megumin is the seasonal waifu tho
>>696057294
that hurts :c
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>>696057030
>People call the meme waifu a meme
>D-Damage control g-guys
Stop embarassing yourself.
>>696057331
Goodbye.
sup beta chucks?
You faggets get on my level yet?
>>696057158
I said you looked like Shinoa in the picture you posted and you were like "let's fix that!"
>>696057158
You Know
Why don't you notice me?
>>696057294
So you're flirting, eh?
How cute!
>pats head
>>696057405
Umm...
No thanks...
>>696057478
Tell Homura to stop jerking you off.
>>696057405
>pic related
>>696057667
Is it time for Yuno to LET ER RIP??
>>696057331
trust me i dont do much whether you are here or not have a good one
>>696057692
>>696057692
Stop being retarded, Konata.
>>696057797
You ready to 1v1?
Muahahaha
>>696057692
Sometimes you should remember that you're not underage and shouldn't make arguments without valid points. But then again I don't expect such thing from someone who claims Megumin.
That picture is beyond disgusting, I suggest you read the rules again.
>>696057692
You're still a meme either ways, and nice 3DPD, wouldn't have expected any less from a Megumeme claimer.
>>696058137
elitists ageist scumbag
>>696058059
Wanting another loss? My you're a masochist
>>696057951
What?
>>696058137
I'm not underage, miss damage control.
>>696058228
Thanks for complementing my 3D Pig Disgusting
>>696058422
YOU KNOW NOTICE ME!
>>696058280
>this guy is right but I can't accept that, better call him an elitist
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696058422
wanna play some OW tonight man?
>>696058442
I didn't say you were, stop acting like one and read the posts you are replying to correctly before doing so.
>>696057651
KORBO YOU KURWA
>>696057692
you sure?
>>696057793
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>>696057951
rll
:o
>>696058280
elitist shitposting about elitists :o
>>696058651
Sorry lad, not tonight
>>696058085
That was me that said last
>>696057692
If that's what you want to believe~
>>696058738
don't you play lettuce anymore
>>696058501
>this guy thinks thats me
>>696058738
I'm sure
>>696058702
Sorry that I skim because i don't care what a faggot who's jerking Kyouko off has to say
Yandere waifu
>>696058963
Sauce of anime please
>>696058968
You say that you're not underage but you display less maturity than most kids, until you give me a half-decent point to discuss I won't reply to you.
>>696059165
Die
>>696058963
The tilde (~) implies you're flirting, cutie~
>>696059303
Stop getting triggered because I baked a thread 2 images early. Now shut up and keep sucking on Kyouko's dick
>maturity
>on /b/
>expects people to be mature
Please off yourself
>>696059165
Yuno > You're waifu
>>696057083
>Recently I feel like it may fade away. Ruri has someone they visit the thread for.
He still enjoys talking with you, I assure it.
>>696059303
>maturity
only kids would care about such petty thing
>>696057083
>Ruri has someone they visit the thread for.
Who
I'm out of milk
I used yogurt instead
>>696059939
Fuck forgot to add i was eating raisin bran
>Tats
>>696059303
Homura,
Your the shit!
Ignore him
>>696060020
Fuck off Kyouko
>>696060062
Not kyouko.
Pretty sure he hates me.
>>696058963
ok then bb~
>>696058968
ok then~
>>696059280
sword art onliine
>>696060000
Checked
>>696060184
I don't even know who you are anon.
>>696060184
Stop sucking homura off faggot
>>696060000
>using yogurt instead of milk in raisin brand
Yeah.. I think I'm glad I stopped claiming too.
>>696060301
You gonna punish me again, sweetheart?
Whoa.
>>696060416
>panic
Kyouko a meme
>>696060380
Who is your waifu?
>>696060501
>lunges and kisses
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>696060462
Fucking elitist
>>696060619
Well, hello to you too Rin.
>
How've you been?
>>696060681
You're the biggest elitist in here Syndra.
You and Galko.
>>696060791
Good, cutie
You?
>>696060681
Elitist Fucker
Hi, there
>>696061011
Cutie.
>>696060600
I won't say, I love my queen far too much to post her here again though, because It's upsetting when people post lewds.
>>696060681
We are from the TS era, so we're both elitists, then.
Scree scraw
>>696060681
Cutest tsundere
>>696060301
An cute
YOU KNOW GASAI SENPAI WILL NEVER NOTICE ME ;-;
>>696060873
I just woke up, and it's FREEZING.
>never leaving my warm and cosy bed
>>696061175
Birb
>scree scraw
>mfw yuno-senpai will never notice megumin-kouhai
>>696061204
i'll notice you bb~
>>696061107
You're way cuter than me.
How are you cutie?
>>696061107
>>696061465
Faggerettes
>>696061465
I'm good.
What about you?
Did you die from excessive heat yet?
>>696060809
Shit.
>>696061124
Shit.
>>696061011
You like this picture a lot.
>>696061124
You're not even on the original beach pic.
>>696061207
Can I cuddle you to make you warm?
>>696061122
Can't blame you to be quite honest with you.
>>696061413
I heard that there's a new Kotori claimer, what's that all about?
>>696061853
There's like Kotori 2.0, but I didn't see him posting recently.
>>696056074
Blind
>>696061566
I did die actually.
I'm just fine right now, but Shiki is pressuring me into giving him dick-pics.
>>696061682
Yep, I do actually, a real shame that the other picture from that set is a bit subpar.
Plus I'm actually really lazy so I didn't google drive my pics, and I can't be bothered to redownload them on this laptop.
>>696061853
I don't know
But I can see why someone would claim kotori.
She's cute, like you~
>>696062075
I wish I was blind so I can't see Shiki~
>>696062183
I'm assuming you're already blind/deaf since you actually like a shitty fotm girl like Megumin.
>>696061704
Yes pls
>cuddle me
>>696062287
I was kidding, jeez, cutie
>>696062176
>but Shiki is pressuring me into giving him dick-pics.
Oh, nice.
Are you gonna give in soon?
>>696062446
>I was kidding
I wasn't
>>696062070
FeelsBadMan
I wanted to be unique
>>696062183
No u
>>696062578
>That image
>That filename
Kek. Gets me every time
>>696062578
Wow,
You're mean ;-;
I was just playing around, miss tsundere
>>696062738
You ARE unique
Cutie~
>>696062479
I'm seriously considering.
>>696063126
Grab a marker and write no love deep web if you do.
Addicted to this OG Yu Gi Oh manga
Rikka claimed and sweaty
>>696063409
I was wondering, weren't you doing something with waifu gifs sometime ago?
>>696062915
I think you're confusing gennuine disgust with being tsundere.
I'm The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Here I am, to bless you all.
>>696063409
Hello REEEkka
>>696063504
Sure missy~
>>696063499
Lets not talk about that, it was a dream and when I realized how much it was gonna take from everyone I didnt wanna bother you all
>>696063618
Hey megumin!~
Rikka
>>696062915
T-t-t-thanks!
>>696063603
nice story
>>696061623
Meat.
>>696061682
I was shy.
>>696063636
Oh, rest in pizza.
>>696063603
Fast forward 2 weeks.
MINE
>>696063860
If you want to know what I was doing I was making a pipe it up amv with our girls but like I got a way through it but just using gifs would take a long time and yah
>>696064109
Oh ok, yeah I was kinda curious since you didn't mention it anymore.
>>696063700
Whats with tilde?
>>696063764
Your welcome cutie~
>>696064210
My appologize oh adorable one
>>696064271
tilde?
>>696063772
Thank you.
I can ensure that Humans won't meet their end by fighting over Waifus.
>>696064389
Tilde (~)
Are you flirting with me?
>>696064689
Oh Megumin you know I always am~
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
>>696064804
Huh?
You're embarassing me~
>>696059280
rakudai kishi no cavalry
>>696059634
I know~
>>696060195
:c was fun knowing u~
>>696064804
hai cutie~
>>696065492
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
>If you're posting images then you aren't lurking
I'm back for a bit, how's everyone?
>>696065377
So you ARE flirting with me!
Quit being so flattering~
>>696065492
>>696065248
Dont feel embarrassed, although you are super cute when you are embarrassed
>>696065377
Hey beautiful~
>>696065625
I wondered where you went but then I'm eating tacos right now
>>696065733
>>696065770
How can I not be when the cutest girl is flirting with me?!
>3DPD just to trigger Kyouko
>>696065248
>You're embarassing me
You're doing a great job of that yourself.
>>696066044
I actually fell asleep..
I want tacos now!
>>696066385
Without me pecking you in the cheek and tucking you in? OH hell no!
I love me some ASADA-san with salt~
wasted
>>696066131
>Cutest girl
I dont see Yuno flirting with you but thank you!
>>696065377
<3 love you too
>>696066557
I'm sorry sweetie! Tonight I'll let you!~
Don't think I've ever had ASADA-SAN before, but from what I've seen it looks really good.
>>696066383
Wow,
Shiki IS tsundere
Just admit you're a tsundere~
And I thought Rin was a tsundere
>>696066557
(You) Know please notice me
>>696066733
You're cutest girl!
>>696066744
>Don't think I've ever had ASADA-SAN before
HOW WHITE ARE YOU?!?
>>696066846
(You)
>>696067072
Pretty fucking white apparently.
>>696067147
>>696067147
>>696067072
YAY YOU KNOW SENPAI NOTICED ME!
>explodes with happiness
>>696067147
A wild Yuuko appeared
>>696067239
>>696067239
>>696067211
>>696067298
>>696067197
I swear to god I'm gonna unwhite your ass when i get there
>>696067298
Alluah ackbar
>>696067366
Just teasing~
>notice me senpai
>>696065625
hi yuuki wat games you played again
>>696065634
It's the best when you don't if someone's flirting with you or not~
>>696065770
You good?~
>>696066736
did you forget pic
>>696066846
I dont think I am b..but thank you
>>696067072
<3
>>696067523
Noticed
>>696067379
Teach me the ways of being cultured!
>I do enjoy having white privilege though
>>696067593
GTA V, Overwatch, Rocket League, WoW, and a few others
