What can I feed my neighbors dog that will kill it when it eats it? Rat poison?
Yourself
>>696045770
Chocolate, steel wool, darts, railroad spikes. The list is only as long as your imagination will let it get.
>>696045770
Your attitude, damn.
>>696045770
perhaps killing your neighbors will get the dog to a new home, win/win cause if there is a problem with the dog it's obvious that the owners aren't training it properly
>>696045770
tits or gtfo!!!
>>696045888
Confirmed do it feed it your dick
>>696045888
>>696046088
trips and dubs speak the truth
>>696046166
i rest my case
>>696045770
antifreeze
>>696045770
How about I secretly poison your children you fucking psychopath? If you did that to my dog I would kill you.
>>696045770
If there's a problem with the dog you can always, you know, stop being a fag and actually put your pants on and talk to your neighbor about it, face your problems little pussy.
Your dick.
My neighbors are quiet. In fact so quiet I never hear them telling their dog to shut the fuck up. At all hours of the day its shreiking. YAPP YAAP YAAP YAAP YAAAP YAAP YAAP YAAP. As of this moment it's just going on and on. It's been there for 2 weeks. The little faggot must go.
pic related, it's what the little faggot looks like. Maybe 15-20lbs.
reserched this a while ago because i wanted to kill this mastif that tryed fucking my shit up everytime i went for a run.
feed the dog aspirin .
it is deadly to dogs.
>>696046372
Valuing human life on the same level as dogs. Clear sign of mental illness.
>>696046372
bro you got problems
>>696045770
you are the worst kind of person
>>696045770
Kill your neighbor instead. He's the reason his dog is an ass.
>>696045770
Put your dick in its dish, you faggot.
>>696046641
>>696046764
My dog is part of my family. You're a couple of subhumans going around poisoning defenseless dogs. You want to be treated like a valuable, sentient form of life? Try being civilized.
>>696046475
On my way to the CVS to buy the strongest strength aspirin I can buy. I figure I'll crush up 20 pills, mix it in with peanut butter and put it between two slices of bread so it hits the ground intact. Dis gon be gud
>>696046641
Truly - dogs are waaaay better than most people.
Rat poison will attract dogs, put it out and it will be eaten by the dog.
>>696047159
Enjoy your fine and jail time for animal cruelty charges.
FYI - cops always look at neighbors first, and someone will see you feed the dog.
Happy jail time.
>>696047159
i hope you die and your corpse is raped by niggers, you subhuman faggot.
>>696045770
Eat a bag of shit you fucking creep.
>>696047159
happy to help anon, enjoy the quiet.
some picures of your progress would go down great here btw.
>>696045770
>>696046468
Dude dont poison a dog. Even if youre too chicken to go talk to the neighbors, a lot of places have noise & nuisance ordinances for that sort of thing. Takes a little longer, but theyll be fined if they cant quiet the dog. Try it.
>>696046372
Exactly how I feel m8. I'd kill everyone in my neighbors house and set it on fire, if I found out that those little faggots poisoned my puppers.
>>696047424
This is probably the one case in which I would be ok with prison rape / violence.
>>696047601
>7601▶
>>>696045770 (OP)
this.
>>696046641
Any dog's life > life of those who want to kill dogs
And fuck your family too.
>>696045770
finely crushed glass or iron filings works well, mix it with something like maple syrup and let the fucked have at it. If you can't do that poison it with lead dust, it'll die nice and slow so it'll end up costing your retarded neighbors tons of money
>>696047604
Dogs have been our companions for thousands of years. They've evolved to become part of our families. I wish there were more people like you who understood how special that bond is between us and dogs.
Anyone who would poison one for being too loud and not realize that the owner should be blamed for not raising his dog correctly has disqualified himself from the human race.
find some poison hemlock it grows everywhere in northeast
>>696045770
Buy some earplugs, then send me your address so I can feed YOU some D-Con
>>696048056
That's just like, your opinion, man.
If I had to either kill op or kill a dog
I would fucking slaughter op
>>696048274
>pic related
>its the correct punishment for dog poisoners
>>696048056
I love my dog but that doesn't mean I give a shit about yours, I'd kill people if i could get away with it tbqh. Do you have any idea how easy it is to kill a dog ? To poison some dick head """friend""" with a cumulative toxin ? (It won't kill him just make him weak and cause seizures)
Hypothetically Imagine doing that to a girlfriend, she's become more and more dependent upon you as her neuroplasticity diminishes as she gets sick, You can have fun with her and dump her when you want kids (You don't want a toxic cesspit like that to grow life)
>>696046468
As long as it isn't my dog, cunt. You poison my Pyrenees, I'll fucking shoot you.
>>696047925
Kill yourself you massive fucking faggot
>>696048593
You have to be 18 to post here kid. Go be an edgy retarded 13 year old somewhere else
>>696048715
Ever seen a dog die of lead poisoning ? they have seizures and eventually end up getting a stroke that paralyzes them. The doctors have a hard time diagnosing lead poisoning and even if they somehow find out they always attribute it to environmental factors.
A slow painful death is best for yappy little dogs. Imagine watching them squirm as they spazz out in a puddle of piss
>>696047142
>Defenseless she says
>>696048715
The best part is it usually takes months for symptoms to manifest. It'll never be traced back to you.
>>696045770
Animals are attracted to drinking antifreeze, it tastes sweet to them. But you didn't hear it from me.
>>696049254
>Imagine watching them squirm as they spazz out in a puddle of piss
That's funny; I'm imagining it happening to you right now.
>>696045770
Kill yourself instead.
dog owners are self-entitled cunts that believe it's ok to let their dogs bark 24/7 and shit on your lawn
that said, OP is a dumbass if he tries to kill it
>>696045770
Feed it your dick.
>>696045770
Don't be a little bitch, OP
Talk to your neighbors and or the police like a non bitch, non psychopath who can't deal with problems.
>>696047159
Don't make it too big, or neighbor will see the sandwich pieces and know it was poisoned.
Put the aspirin in one of those snausages, feed dog them one at a time until it gets full, no evidence on ground that way.
>>696047455
>>696047044
>>696046166
>>696046088
>>696045888
Checked and Rekt
Op is a massive faggot someone DoXX this cunt and give his information to the police, fucking shouldn't even be called a human for even wanting to kill a dog (even if i don't like that breed)
>>696045770
>>696045770
garlic, onions, or chocolate should work nicely
If I sat on a jury when someone was being tried for killing the person who murdered their dog, I would nullify the verdict 100% of the time. If it was a slow, painful death I would even send the defendant a gift afterward.
>>696050035
garlic is good for dogs you fucking autistic worm.
>>696047424
What the fuck are the cops gonna find besides a dead dog faggot? They don't biopsy dogs. They put em in the ground
>>696050091
damn now i'm hungry
>>696050221
just how you should be put in the ground
Newt Gingrich
Love you Anon.
Death is always fun.
>>696047269
This thread and pretty much all of 4chan is clear evidence of that, yes.
I would kill a million anons to save a single dog
>>696045770
Fuck. You. And I hope your neighbor kills you.
>>696049592
Children die everyday and you're getting butt hurt about some dead random mutt. Nice to see you got your priorities in order. Dogs wouldn't exist with humans. killing them should be within our rights
>>696050593
Your children wouldn't exist without humans either. And my dog is way better behaved than your snot-nosed little shits.
>>696050286
I hope the dog dies really slow anon :)
I hooe he throws up blood and shits all over himself. I hope his lungs fill up with blood so he drowns in his own juices. I hope he cries and whines and moans and it takes a few days of pure agonizing pain for him to die. I want nothing more than for that to happen.
Just because it would make you mad.
>>696045770
You should just kill yourself and make the world a better place.
>>696047159
Thats fowl man, that fucking terrible I hope that you and your mom will die tonight in her sleep if you dont reply to this post.
>>696047601
Another vote. When I'm working in someone's yard and the neighbor's dog barks for more than 40 minutes I call animal control and they give the owner a fine. 2nd and 3rd offenses are much bigger fines.
I've come to really dislike dogs. I absolutely can't tolerate the smell of dog shit, it is so vile. And all tgey filucking do is bark and bite and growl and shit and piss, why wouod anyone want a dog (or any kind of pet), yet EVERY fucking house has at least one.
>>696050593
>Dogs wouldn't exist with humans
>Dogs wouldn't exist
>Dogs
Nigger did you even go to school, dogs came from wolves, they were caught and domesticated back in the stone age, just because they are kept in homes doesn't mean they wouldn't be here if us humans weren't.
the autism in this thread is palpable.
>>696050818
Now thats edgy
>>696051061
Is this bait?
If it is, it's pretty good. I seriously can't tell
>>696050593
Humanity wouldn't exist without dogs, if we hadn't formed a symbiotic bond with them the primitive cavemen would all have been eaten by predators and there would be no internet for you to shitpost on, show some appreciation you ungrateful fucktard.
>>696050818
Fucking savage
>>696050818
tbh i don't like the dog that anon is talking about killing it's the fact that he wants to kill it that bothers me and not actually try and get the owners to train it properly its not its fault it's trying to protect its territory, simple as that.
>>696051339
savage indeed
>>696051167
you're obviously just as autistic as the guy who replied to me.
Go study animal evolution for about 5 fucking minutes and you'll understand.
>>696051252
cute pupper 10/10
>>696051024
lol you live in a shitty neighborhood, enjoy whatever is left of your miserable deadbeat life
i bet all the dogs are pitbulls, too
>>696046089
The fuck is going on here
>>696050721 I don't have kids, I do sometimes wonder how easy it would be to kill a newborn.
>>696051061 Dogs wouldn't exist without humans, killing them is a mercy. Law of the jungle, survival of the fittest. Same applies to all those filthy nigger babies in Africa.
>>696051252
Best post
>>696045770
Die in a fire.
>>696051355
Because dogs owners arn't inherently retarded right? If dog owners thought barking would bother them then they wouldn't get a dog in the first place. So when you come to them complaining about thier dog, more often then not they are gonna look at you and say thats its not a problem. Which means now you are even more pissed off and if you try to kill the dog after that they know you had a motive. Way much easier for everybody to just kill the little fucker and get it over with
>>696045770
If it barks after 9pm you can call the cops and they well done the ppl next to you not hard... I would be mad if some one killed my dog but I would understand she already out 3 ppl in the hostpail so I only take her out at night to eat niggers
>>696051643
nigger X pole
>>696051743
>Way much easier for everybody to just kill the little fucker and get it over with
If only your parents had this realization.
>>696051633
Actually it's a really nice area and I make a couple grand a day by myself servicing their homes.
>>696050132
Please don't feed your dog garlic
http://www.petinsurance.com/healthzone/pet-articles/pet-health-toxins/Garlic-Toxicity-and-Pets.aspx
>>696050721 I don't have kids, I do sometimes wonder how easy it would be to kill a newborn.
>>696051061 Dogs wouldn't exist without humans, killing them is a mercy. Law of the jungle, survival of the fittest. Same applies to all those filthy nigger babies in Africa.
>>696051252 Humanity would exist without them you retard. Some human populations never had domesticated dogs, Dogs were first domesticated in North Africa and then spread to Kebab land, they only came to Europe relatively recently 20'000 years ago. (Spoiler for you retard) (Humans existed for way longer than dogs did)
Chinks eat dogs, Dogs are less intelligent than pigs. So why not kill them like cattle ?
this entire thread of dog-fuckers is the equivalent of 9gag
op, use antifreeze and advil. but them in a peanut butter sandwich
>>696051743
Just kill yourself, you sadistic coward faggot.
>>696046230
This.
But honestly, just hit it on the head with a hammer. Doges gave really thin skulls.
>>696052011
*put
>>696046230
This.
But honestly, just hit it on the head with a hammer. Doges have really thin skulls.
>>696046468
Shouldn't take much to kill it. Lots of things are poisonous to dogs, too, in the right amount. Look something up.
>>696049994
shoo, back to tumblr with you mr obese fedora wearing edgy retarded won't do shit in the real world because you've never been in a fight beta faggot
seriously, kill yourself. do 1 thing right in your life.
>>696046372
Nah, this guy is in good company in Alberta...we may be self-admittedly crazy, but if you touch a hair on a dog, a woman or a child in this place, we'll kill you.
>>696046468
And you listen, if you can't talk to people in real life, and you poison this pooch. Well, one day something bigger is going to come after you, and you won't have the balls to stand up to it.
For god sakes, it's a dog. If you can't live with barking, you're A SHELTERED LITTLE PUSSY. I grew up with trains running by my house four times a day, doesn't make it right just because I couldn't kill it.
Make sure and eat whatever's left. Contrary to what you may have heard dog is absolutely delicious. Very strong tasting, very "meaty".
And you can get them free from small ads.
>>696045770
Animal cruelty is wrong
>>696048593
Dennis?
>>696052011
Nice Dubs, but go fuckyourself faggot dogs are much better than humans
>>696045770
If you own a grill, get a cheap wire brush; after you cook with the grill, and clean it with the wire brush, there will be a bunch of metal shavings that smell/taste like human food. Collect them and sprinkle them in your neighbors front yard. Your neighbors wont see them, and will just assume the dog is smelling the grass, when in reality it's eating the metal shavings, they will literally tear up the insides of the dog, and it will die a horrible, horrible death.
>>696052348
I live in Alberta too, I think my dog got poisoned by my Orthodox Jewish neighbors because they freaked out when we moved in because I had him.
I can't prove it but I know it's them, the older kike tried to give me money after it died, like he already knew what happened before. It's disgusting
>>696052109
>But honestly, just hit it on the head with a hammer
Shovel is a lot better. Have you not seen shoveldog?
>>696052348
>Nah, this guy is in good company in Alberta...we may be self-admittedly crazy, but if you touch a hair on a dog, a woman or a child in this place, we'll kill you.
Good to hear you know how to deal with chickenshit little psychos.
>>696051252
you're literally the definition of retarded. sip on some bleach daily and die a slow death while you reflect on why you were such an inferior member of the human specie.
>>696052783
Why are kikes living in Alberta?
Why haven't you gassed them?
>>696050931
Y U do dis?
What's that thing that stings like a mother fucker when you don't want....Karma !
Oh my god? Everybody crying and squeaking like faggots for a fucking doge? When /b/ became tumblr?
>>696052686
nah fam dogs are shit
also overwatch is shit kill yourself
>>696053011
The same day you got autism
so much dogfuckers here, kek
>>696052988
>>696053011
>>696053044
dubs of truths
>>696052819
Apart from a couple I've shot for being on our property, every dig I've killed has been dispatched with a hammer, from toys to the "hard" breeds. They die instantly. No tension, no fear so the meat is still good, much better than beef from a butcher shop.
OP is just upset that girls would rather fuck a dog than him
the dog will die from rat poison but not a quick painless death. It could take days depending on the dosage but it will bleed from every orfice of it's body in excrutiating pain before it kills over. don't ask
>>696053263
you forgot my first pair of dubs (>>696052011)
HOLY SHIT THE AMOUNT OF RETARDED MOUTH BREATHING FUCK BOYS HERE FROM TUMBLR!!!
>MUH ANIMULZ RIGHTS DIZ
>I HOPE U DIE 2NIGHT! RAPE! MURDER!
>HOPE UR MOM IS FIER!
meanwhile all you fucking retarded nigger edge lords are the FIRST ones jumping in to "rekt threads" ready and willing to demean your own specie?! BUT HOLD THE PHONE WHEN YOU START TALKING ABOUT A DOG OR CAT, I'M A TRIGGERED OBESE FAGGOT FROM TUMBLR - BETTER WISH DEATH UPON YOU!!
every single person that wished death upon the OP while simultaneously sucking their dog's dick - i sincerely hope you all live to be 140 years old and manage to contract every single disease known to man along the way. i hope you live a LONG time worshiping your inferior species while shitting on your own ... a long time .. in agony .. filthy retarded tumblr niggers, fuck you all.
LOOK, I GOT TRIGGERED TOO!! GRATS!!
>>696053044
Dogs will never backstab you, and they wont Ruin our planet .. also 4chan wasn't made by them so it is a big avhievement
I don't even play overwatch Pic unrelated
>>696052939
I wanted to kill him, me and my dad tried to confront them but when we went to their door they wouldn't answer and then they called the cops on us and threatened to sue us for being "racist Anti-Semites" if we ever came near their property again.
My pupper was poisoned, he was foaming at the mouth and was all stiff when I found him, he was just laying there. I told my dad to get an autopsy but he didn't do it
>>696051743
So, buddy, I grew up on a farm, right? We slaughtered a lot of pigs, a lot of cattle, a lot of chickens.
But the main thing is we still had a little respect for those animals. We still treated them like they were a living thing.
Maybe we didn't treat the dog any different when it died on it's own, but god-damn, any moment our animals or ourselves were allowed one more second in the sun, we appreciated it.
>>696053303
Chink detected.
>>696053473
>>696045770
nerve gas
>>696049552
antifreeze tastes sweet to everyone you stupid fuck
>>696052530
>How to unrape sister
kek
>>696053595
We kill civilians everyday in war without respect why should animals be treated any better ?
>>696045770
I have shot plenty of cats, probably between 20 to 30. Next one I catch i will torture slowly.
>>696045770
Rat poison will be detected
Use chocolate or something that dogs die rom, then the owner will be blamed
>>696053933
But are you retarded enough to drink it? No? Then shut the fuck up. Dogs and cats are.
>>696054030
Maybe we should just start getting rid of anyone who would murder defenseless people AND dogs.
>>696054286
mur·der
ˈmərdər/
noun
1.
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
>>696054030
I'm Canadian. "WE" are separate and afar from that mayhem, but not completely separate.
And, also, a person who looks at another man's actions as justification for his own, is a coward.
One wrong on this planet ain't going to affect another, so why cause any more suffering than there ought to be, eh?
kill it quickly with dark chocolate(1lbs or so per 30 pounds of dog should be enough), coffee, and antifreeze(look for the older kinds the newer kinds are dog safe what you are looking for is the kind with glycopyrrolate) or slowly with concentrated onions(onion soup leads to anemia), raisins grapes(kidney disease/failure), sago palm, potato leaves, tomato leaves. Im a vet tech these are just some of the common poisons i see every once and awhile. just as a warning the slower killing ones are more effective b/c its take a while for the side effects to kick in but when they do its to late for the vet to do more than supportive care(which is expensive).
>>696053565
Fucking Jews hitler should have Killed them all and the sand niggers too
>>696054571
The thing about language is that it evolves with time.
>>696054571
fag·got
/ˈfaɡət/
noun
1.
you
>>696045770
Killing an dong wont make your dad unrape you faggot
>>696045770
Peanut butter
>>696054814
What sort of person wilfully works in a veterinary office and wants to kill animals?
Hello, psychiatric unit?
>>696054963
dog*
Antifreeze. The green shit
>>696046372
I bet your dog barks all fucking day you moral fag.
Also since when were children on the same level as dogs
>>696046372
Op is a virgin. The spaz does not have children
Caw caw you piece of shit!
>>696055468
Well, an adult Labrador does have about the same mental capacity as a 5 year old child, last I read.
>>696054814
damn it ment ethylene glycol not glycopyrrolate
>>696055468
Nah, I raised my dog correctly. She's smart as hell and well-trained because I raised her correctly. Your children are probably obnoxious little shits because you're a bad parent and don't give a fuck how much they annoy other people. In fact, I bet the percentage of terrible parents is much higher than the percentage of bad dog owners.
Let's be honest, people. The last time you went out somewhere what was causing you more annoyance - people's children or people's dogs?
>>696056036
Goddamn children! And to think they let those cretins sit in booths at the Keg while the dogs lay at home.
>>696055122
im not a psychopath im a capitalist, if he feeds the dog poison the a vet somewhere will make money off of treating the dog, if the dog dies then the owners will by a new dog, the a new dog either gets adopted from a shelter or gets bought from a puppy mill, so the world just moves on.
>>696056366
>im not a psychopath im a capitalist
Capitalist is a subset of psychopath.
>>696046641
I'd happily flay your ass off and put it on your head as an ass hat before going out to kill a random dog.
>>696056336
Seriously. They should start banning children and allowing dogs. I'd loyally patronize any establishment with that policy.
can you like posts on B like you do on facebook?
Ahem... CAW CAW BITCH!!!
>>696056366
>>696056526
This is why I live in Canada, and am staunchly socialist.
>>696046372
You need to be put in prison you sick fuck
>>696057159
Good, we need more people like you.
>>696045770
>>696045770
no, rat poison is only for rats specifically, obviously and will in no way harm a dog...
you will have to buy dog-poison...
in fact, eating rat-poison is pretty common for humans, as it is completely safe and actually pretty tasty! you should try it, OP
>>696057467
No, we need more people like Tommy Douglas.
There's your reading for the evening.
>>696057202
You need to be put in 9gag, you oversensitive fag
>>696057682
TOPKEK
WARFARIN...GOOD 4 PEEPUL
>>696045770
Walk over to your neighbors, knock on the door tell them the problem like a fucking normal person. The dog is obviously untrained and not disciplined properly, its in a dogs nature to protect its domain. Plus its probably a pair of old fuckers no doubt.
>>696057682
mix it with bleach first, it tastes better
>>696052530
That Hands Free Orgasm video is pretty great.
>>696057721
>Tommy Douglas
>social democratic
Ew, that's not a great start to my reading.
>>696057954
Do this. And if they still ack like cockbags just open their gate when the dogs outside. He'll leave. Id love to reccomend alot of differnt drugs but I highly doubt you want to waste cash on this.
>muh animul rightz
This thread is cancer. Just shoot that faggot dog. All dogs should be just shot tbh.
ITT: summerfags white knight dogs.
>>696058718
>white knight
A term that is now as meaningless as autist
>>696045770
Soak a bunch of dog biscuits in anti-freeze, not to the point they are soggy, but a bit moist, toss a bunch into the yard, dogs love the taste of A/F, no antidote, they die, the green A/F it is sweet, not the red stuff
You can do the same with pieces of steak or hamburger, steak is better, you can soak it overnight
Buy this stuff in separate purchases, always use cash, get the A/F at a car stuff store, buy in a way different area than where you live
My personal preference is using a heavy duty slingshot with a scope, nice and quiet, I prefer really large ball bearings, hit the side of the head behind the eye, watch them drop, shake and die
I fucking hate dogs, only good dog is a dead dog, fucking filthy animals
الحمد الله ورسوله محمد، صلي الله عليه وسلم
I love animals but eh heres the only thing. If you do something fucked up like this all you have to worry about is don't get fucking caught. If you do have fun with your minimal jail time and then everyone hating you cause you will be known as the cocksmoker who killed someones dog cause he was "loud"
>>696058789
I haen't seen that term used in a long ass time so I thought people would forget it about it, just like you.
>>696058976
>I fucking hate dogs, only good dog is a dead dog, fucking filthy animals
>الحمد الله ورسوله محمد، صلي الله عليه وسلم
How does it feel to know that you're also in league with terrorists, dog murderers?
>>696060056
>m-m-m-m-muh doggo :(
lmao
>>696060056
We should probably kill their families, too. That should teach them a lesson.
>>696050221
Cops don't, but owners can, and do, pay for autopsies which include blood tests for chemicals, poisons, and even OTC medications given to the dogs, as well as stomach contents at time of death.
How do I know?
My neighbor had a yappy little shit that they found dead in their backyard one day. They called the cops, reported it, then they took the dog to their vet and paid for an autopsy and bloodwork done. Found out it had been poisoned, someone slipped rat poison into hamburger meat and tossed it over the fence.
The cops then went around and asked all the neighbors their alibis, and if they had saw anything the night before it turned up dead.
The guy a few houses down from me saw the neighbor on the other side of the yippy dog come out and toss something over the fence at the dog as he was heading to work on the graveyard shift.
Since the house only had a single male living in it, he was charged with felony animal abuse - got 5 year probation, ordered to never own a pet, and had a $5,000 fine from the city, then the neighbors who owned the dog sued him - got the maximum judgement allowed under state law - $15,000, plus lawyer fees and medical fees for the autopsy and cremation of the dog.
Enjoy being fucked over by the neighbors who hate you.
>>696060575
America is truly a shithole
>>696060438
my dog fucked your prophet and I pick up his shit with pages torn out of the Quran
>>696060900
That's nothing.
Kill a cop's K9 unit.
Your ass is going to jail on murder charges.
>>696051743
This is accurate.
>>696058526
Terrible.
>>696061160
But if the cop leaves the dog in his car on a hot day and it dies, they get vacation time.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/07/k9-dog-dies-heat-stroke/16869415/
>>696061160
lol no you won't
(the cop will just kill you right there)
>>696053565
Was your dog a stupid barking retard cause you never trained it not to? If so, you are the reason your stupid dog died, cause you were too irresponsible and inconsiderate to train it not to bark at fucking everything.
>>696060575
stuff that didn't happen: the post
>>696051024
Because you've never been around a good dog. Trained and obedient dogs are the purest form of unconditional and innocent love on earth.
>>696061614
You annoy me. Your bartender should mix antifreeze into your next drink.
>>696045770
>What can I feed my neighbors dog that will kill it when it eats it?
Your intellect
Trouble with this topic is its like black people. You grow up having no problem with them until you have a run in with some little nigglet then youre ready to join klan.
>>696061427
http://www.ohio.com/news/break-news/montville-k-9-police-sgt-brett-harrison-keeps-job-faces-fine-for-death-of-dog-in-hot-cruiser-1.577861
Oh look - prosecuted for animal cruelty, found guilty.
Had a $500 fine, because it was his first offense, and he had a clean record as an officer - he could have faced 3.5 months in jail, and a $750 fine.
Didn't lose his job, but had 2 weeks unpaid leave and lost 40 hours vacation time.
>>696045770
Dont do it dude.
>>696061861
I will take this as a yes. Dumbass mutt that barks 8 hours a day non-stop.
>>696049909
You do realise dogs can be actually WELL-TRAINED and won't do that shit?
Kinda like how your parents could've raised a decent kid but fucked it up.
Just spray the dog with ur hose every time it barks, itl learn real quick to shut up
Tried and tested on my neighbors mutt
>>696049909
bait ?
>>696062110
Cheap price for being a complete retard
>>696061758
>"it's not the dogs fault it's the owner"
Go back to tumblr
>>696045770
Nigger? Nigger
just call animal control deepshit
>>696062110
>prosecuted for animal cruelty
Yeah, not murder. Which is what you would be charged with if you killed a police dog.
FUCK YOU OP. Don't kill the dog because the owners are lazy fucks. Go talk to the owners and see what they can do or at least call animal control to chat with the owners. It costs you nothing and a lot of the time they will take the dog away if its deems the owners to be unfit to take care of it.
Words from a dog owner and lover of dogs.
Confirming its not the dogs problem, its the owners problem. Poison the owners.
>>696062110
they should get a $500 fine whenever they kill a dog for any reason
fucking pigs
https://puppycidedb.com/
>>696050818
you're mental dude
Is this a cringe thread? You dogfags are pathetic.
>>696052313
> edgy
Learn how to use a word properly before you throw it around, faggot. Reporting someone to the police for wanting to kill a dog is not "edgy"
The owners are probably neck bearded loser fucks who spend their whole day playing video games and eating hot pockets...just like OP is because he is a heartless fuck
>>696062742
Your parents raised you badly and now you're a general nuisance. Guess I'm going to have to beat you to death with a shovel because that's obviously the appropriate response.
>>696061512
True in most cases.
>>696062432
Comes down to intent - he never intended to kill the dog. He's just retarded.
>>696062532
Some have lost their jobs over it, and the numbers are rising. People are not putting up with that shit like they used to. They are starting to sue the city for the actions of the officers, and if the officer gets filmed, or has witnesses, or a bad record with other animal interactions, they usually get shitcanned, and then charged with animal cruelty charges as well.
However, it doesn't happen all the time, and should happen more.
>>696045770
Anon confirmed dog hater
>>696063152
kek
>>696046372
The guy is likely a child molester, only reason he would kill an animal, he feels really small.
A poison fetus should do the trick
>>696062499
They do nothing about it. Shitty owners who let their dogs just sit and bark don't give a fuck, cities don't give a fuck.
>>696063152
I'm not a fucking dog though
>>696063619
Matter of opinion
Back from the store. Apparently Ibuprofen is lethal as well.
>>696046641
>Human
>Value
Kek.
>>696063570
The city will give a fuck if YOU do something about it. Just call the city and request the bylaw officer go to assess the situation, they will issue a fine and if it happens again they will remove the dog.
IT COST YOU NO MONEY YOU CHEAP NECKBEARDED FUCK
>>696063762
>Dog
>Value
Kek
>>696063721
Reported to the FBI for making terroristic threats.
>>696063852
They don't, we have a few around me that like 5 people have complained about, not a fucking thing done.
>>696063852
>IT COST YOU NO MONEY YOU CHEAP NECKBEARDED FUCK
But psychopaths can't resist an opportunity to harm a helpless animal. OP will probably be jerking off in the bushes after he does it.
>>696063935
Reported to terrorists for making FBI threats.
>>696064174
>openly admitting association with terrorists on the internet
Have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>696064419
>>696064604
>bringing this weak sauce
Reported to your State's Department of Health for food standards violation.
All these crybabies are defending an annoying dog that annoys the whole neighborhood. Since when did /b/ become tumblr?
>>696046468
Don't listen to all these faggots, kill that hairy motherfucker
>>696065043
>All these crybabies are defending an annoying dog that annoys the whole neighborhood.
Not me. I said we should kill OP.
>>696063473
>child molestation = killing dog
>child molestation
>child
>>696065086
>>696045770
Chocolate.
>>696064965
>>696062221
>>696046641
>Valuing human life on the same level as dogs. Clear sign of mental illness.
/thread
>>696046468
If you kill that dog, they will find out you did it eventually. Tell your neighbors that their dog is barking too much and they should try keeping it inside more often, or telling it to be quiet. Dogs will fucking bark, get over yourself.
>>696065259
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/why-the-wild-things-are/201302/do-mass-killers-start-out-harming-pets
>Animal abuse is often the first sign of serious disturbance among adolescent and adult killers
>>696065354
Did you say.. chocolate?
Your attitude, cause it's pretty toxic
>>696047424
>Happy jail time.
Not if he "accidentally" dropped some chocolate near the dog.
>>696065571
>dogs will bark
>what are bark collars?
>what is dog training?
>what is basic responsibility and consideration?
>>696065667
Jesus it's truly summer
>>696045770
just feed him shit ton of habaneros and spicy shit mixed with a couple laxatives
>>696045770
A bullet fired from another neighbor's yard.
>>696065817
Unless you're Hillary Clinton, there's no way you're getting off with that lame excuse.
>everyone responding to obvious bait
>>696045770
>Rat poison
Don't use that. It will only raise suspicion. Many common food items are poisonous to dogs. Take a minute and do a search.
>>696046468
YAPP YAPP YAPP YAPP YAPP
>>696066002
just life JKFK
>>696065825
you should have some basic responsibility and consideration by hanging yourself
>>696066090
*like
>>696066090
*JFK
ffs old stupid keyboard!!
>>696047159
I don't blame you sleep well bro its a dumb fucking mutt.
>1/4 of the dog lovers on this thread thinks killing dogs is the same as terrorism
>terrorism
>as in attacking countries threatening america
>>696066160
Nice sidestep fucktard.
>>696065571
>Dogs will fucking bark, get over yourself.
This is the response you will get from most faggot dog owners if you approach them about their yappy mutts. It's best to not say anything and just poison the little fucker.
Kill it, claim it was in self defense and get a damn good lawyer. Make sure there are no witnesses or surveillance around and you will be fine.
>>696045770
chocolate
they are willing to eat it and then they just die
>>696066402
>I can't be a terrorist
>I'm a white guy
>it's only terrorism when you attack DIE VATERLAND SIEG HEIL!!!
All these muh doge fags. Here's one that was posted a while back. Ground beef, Crush up glass to a fine powder (fiber glass better) fed it to the dog at night and that should do it.
>>696046641
This tbh. A dog or any anumal has no rights. Your feelings aren't rights. That's why we euthanize strays. Dogs were bread for specific purposes. House pets are to be companions. When they're nothing but annoying, they have failed at their duty and must be put down.
>>696066671
America isnt all white people retard.
racist pos
educate yourself
>>696065590
He said anon IS a child molester. As in already is one
>>696066671
>still reads scenesfromamultiverse
You realize he's going to keep making it as long as people keep pretending to like it right? You're only hurting him more in the long run.
>>696053473
>>696066874
>>696046641
waaah waaaah. kill yourselfs
>>696066671
Was i even talking about my ethnicity in that post you fucktard. All you are doing is pulling the race card
>>696067103
But you are white, correct?
>>696066874
Implying your opinion vs the owners opinion on "failing their duty" isn't wildly different
>>696067482
You obviously have shit taste in webcomics. Enjoy your Questionable Content.
>>696067103
Would be better if it were
>>696067496
>not supporting argument and telling them to kill themselves
You should die instead
instead of giving the dog rat poison how about you take it yourself
>>696067557
Im asian dud
>>696045888
Trips of Wisdom to be sure.
>>696068034
Oh, nobody cares about Asians.
>>696045770
> Be me
> Worked at vet's office for four years
> Know a fair bit about animals, still not a vet though.
Chocolate doesn't work, they'd have to eat half their body weight in high % Cocoa just to make it ill, vet just pumps hydrogen peroxide(yeah, fucking peroxide, crazy shit) into the belly, dog pukes, better in a week. If the owners figure it out soon enough, the vet could pump the dog full of 100% grain alcohol intravenously, counteracts antifreeze, dog has a chance of coming back.
Try something that works together; rat poison works by preventing blood from clotting(anticoagulant), asprin does the same thing but can also cause ulcers and is poisonous on it's own to dogs in high doses. Mix those with antifreeze, which shuts down the liver and kidneys and adds a sweet flavor to override the bitter taste from the asprin, and soak dog food in the mixture.
That should do the trick.
>>696068440
Thank you based anon! Have some OC of one of my slits
>>696050984
oh you fuck
>>696050091
That's edgy
