HURRY!!! The nukes are dropping but in OPs shelter there is lot's of room. Plus this shelter is radiation proof.
>Singles - Give us a good reason to let you in
>Dubs - gets in no matter what
>Trips - gets in and can let 2 other posters in
>Quads and higher - Becomes guard and can deny anyone entrance
I have gum let me in
I have pussy, let me in.
>>696037684
Looks like one hell of a shelter
I got my video games and I'm willing to share
I have books
>>696037684
I have dubs, willing to share
>>696037684
what the fuck it looks just like the bunker sidorovich is in. a nu cheeki breeki iv damke
>>696037684
Rawlxxx
i have nothing let me in.
>>696037684
there is no good reason to let me in at all
>>696037684
i have 20 xbox live gold membership cards and 40 xboxes as well as all the equipment to play them and a crate of xbox games let me the fuck in
A good reason to let me in? I have dubs.
I like minions.
Pls help me!
I got minecraft
>>696038155
YOU STOLE MY DUBS
>>696037684
I can drive really well, and I have a car...
>>696037731
>>696037914
My best friends and i would like entry to the salty spittoon
>>696037684
I have memes let me in
I played Fallout, I'm an expert on this stuff.
>>696037684
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
I have boipucci
>>696038140
Reason, I'm a semen demon fag and without 4chan you'll need entertainment
>>696037684
i am girl turst me
>>696038292
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
>>696037684
**Started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
I know electronics and computers.
>>695956733
I have booze.
If trips, the next two peope who rolls 69 can enter.
>>696038237
And where are you going to drive to?
>>696037684
I'm a white male
>>696037684
Males only, Right OP?
I'll take my chances out here.
I will have sex with the survivors after we're saved
Plus Dubs or Higher confirm I'm a faggot
Im white, let me in
i have the key to ultimate immunity
>>696038425
And hot bitches willing to fuck
>>696038116
none of you got the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. reference really?
I'm not a sandnigger, let me in
I can photosynthesize in any ambient light conditions and my poop contains proteins!
I'm fucking Spider-Man give me a reason why YOU shouldn't let me in
>>696038408
Reroll
>>696038455
Kekd n checked
Roll
Stay out of my territory
>>696037684
I have a 11 year old sister with me
I am not black, let me in.
>>696037684
I have moobs
I have a macro penis
I got Doritos for all of you if you let me in
let me in Im the one who built dat shelter
If singles: Let me in if because post ends in 6.
If trips: Let's the next to people who roll 0 in.
If Quads: Deny all posts ending in 5 and 7.
i have tons of guns
I have nothing but dubs
>>696038732
rip at u buddy cya in hell, I'll be 80 years late
if you let me in ill sure my Hentai collection with you cucks
I'm Moot
I have cheese pizza!!
I has a broom
>>696037684
I have thw ability to smack tge living shit out if some snit nosed lil fucktard cunt cuck master.
>>696038843
That's 3 times in a row I've been one off from dubs
[spoiler]lemme in faggots[/spoiler]
>>696037684
im not a nigga
>>696039001
so close to trips
I've got 6 lbs of weed, a bong. And a 3 inch cock. U can have all the women. My palms like to be hairy. Now C'mon let me in!
>>696037684
I can supply porn, let me in.
Iv'e got two packs of smokes!
>>696037684
>check em
Im a Nigger
I've got some shrooms, cocaine. Cannabis. And heroin.
I can keep the niggers out
I can supply us with the only the dankest of memes
>>696039198
1 off
I'm not a robot
>>696039155
I'm in you faggots!
Let me in because I'm a neckbearded pedophile fagget
>>696037684
I'll tell on you if you don't let me come in.
I'll let anyone gangrape my trap gf if we both get in
>>696039365
I'll be claiming one of those
I'm not gay so I'll never rape you
>>696039596
Sure, I'll give you a smoke if you get in..
>>696037684
I can't piss up to 3 meters away, and it has a highly acidic Ph level.
>>696037684
LEMME IN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My ass is yours if you let me in.
>>696037684
I have 30 Kg of tendies
please let me in, I'm a 14 year old girl
I have superhuman powers
>>696037684
Dubs tho
Medfag with drugs, let me in
i lika do the chacha
>>696039447
>>696037684
Op please let me in I can supply little people
No jews get in if quads
>>696039554
I think you meant your trap boyfriend
i want to live man im still young
knock knock
Quads for medfag
I have timestamps, let me in.
I have a fair amount of weed/dabs. Let me in!
>>696040000
he's the gatekeeper
I'm a mod. let me in
>>696038493
shut the fuck up nerd
>>696040008
So close to quads
Let me the fuck in.
>>696039721
Already did
>>696038700
>>696040000
YES! only nudes get in
Nagger
>>696040000
can i go in?
I like to jack my dick and blow loads everywhere, all the time. Now let me in!
I have Science 100, Medicine 100 and Repair 100, you could use me
>>696040000
gatekeeper I have hot girls with me
>>696037684
i have totinos
I have an m4a1-s lit me in pliz ur i shut u
>>696040000
You have diarrhea, I have drugs for that
Im a nigger gimmegimme
>>696040100
Fuck ya, DUBS GET!
>>696040000
I'm a fagget pedophile neckbeard let me in Mr Quad
I have the LSD, let me in
zip zop zoobity bop
I got a bag of infinite weed.
>>696037684
I know a cure for 9gag
Duke Nukem
>>696040000
I got smokes man, ya gotta let me stay..
>>696038455
underrated post.
Pros:
- Im into homesteading and just bought a $400 pressure canner that we can use to preserve food for the long winter months.
- Halfway through nursing school so I can stich you up.
- Can produce weed and shrooms that we can use to communicate with the reptilians that have taken over earth so that they're cool with us.
Cons:
- may go crazy and kill you all
>>696040000
gatekeeper here. i gotta go take a shit. door's open to everyone. fuck it.
>>696037684
Let me in please, i have a family
I have children there not mine but I took them let me in
Let me and mommy in she can make tendies for all of us and keep our tummy wummies happy
>>696040459
can you shit outside gatekeeper
>>696037684
meh I know I am going to die.
>>696037684
Because
Lemme pass, im a cook
I give the good succ
>>696040459
Thanks based doorkeeper
Oh Lord no I don't want to die please I have a daughter! I could leave her outside if you want me to or you could do whatever you want with her I just don't want to die!!!
I have two dicks and a monocle
>>696037684
I swallow
>>696040577
read the thread first before posting this stupid cancerous niggerfuck
fuck you
I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
>>696037684
I'm jewish.
These Dubs are all I have to offer.
>>696037684
I have cp, lsd and weed to share
>>696040640
Omg! My sides!
>>696040681
hi, jewish
i'm vegan
Im a trump voter and ill hold in my farts
>>696037684
Don't let me in because I was probably going to kill myself anyways, faggot.
>>696037684
Let me in, I do great blowjob
>>696040855
Dubs! Yea bitches!!
>>696040634
Fuck you I bet you suck black cock you nigger lover
no girls allowed
>>696037684
I got some pot.
I'm gay, like really gay. I will blow you regularly. If you wat, I can close my eyes the whole times and say "no homo" afterwards. :)
Let me in, I won 7 lifetime supplies of chicken nuggets from a local Popeyes promotion
>>696040901
Me too :3
>>696040757
i can see into the future and one time i cought a frog as it was falling off a wall but then it was actually a lizard and then it bit me and then i let it go and then i was said.
>>696037684
IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN, YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT. NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU FROM THIS.
i brought a can of bread
Roll the Rick
I can suck my own dick, entertainment for everyone!
>>696037684
Quads
im a cute trap
>>696041057
>>696037684
fuck it, no worthwhile skill going for dubs
I can get us free cable
I have porn on my mobile,
let me in.
>>696037684
can grow
I know how to clap with one hand
Dubs
>>696037684
nobody is allowed in but me
>>696041517
While my tongue is shaped like a w
pls help I gots child support to not pay
Roll for dubs ™
pls
>>696041755
Got em
>>696037684
Know computers and shit
>>696041755
check'd
I already got my own, with deployable solar panels so even if the dust gets really bad ill be able to play vidja once in a while.
get
I'm the only person with medical training here.
>>696037684
Well I guess no matter what I will die from this nuke.
>>696037684
i have BBC for the cucks, really a no brainer.
>>696037684
I can cook
i em so big stronk i sorrv ive nook without shelter. Ivan is sheltr
quads again
Sorry but I copyrighted dubs, trips, quads and quints
i dont want to die
I am an engineer responsible for maintaining and repairing car tunnels in a few cities like Vancouver and in a few places in Washington. Probably similar to maintaining a concrete shelter.
hell yea
>>696042050
>black
are you black or a nigger?
niggers are automatically denied entrance
I can suck your dicks
if I get trips im taking benny and peypey
if not let me in im a gynecologist
>>696042162
U can come in
I can be a sissy
Rooollll
>>696037684
roll
I have a doggy, let me in
>>696037684
Rollin for it OP
>>696037684
Let me in, i have porn!!!
>>696037684
I have good sense of humour and a tight ass hole ;-)
black lives matter, let me in
>>696037684
because I'm the overseer of this vault.
let peypey in
>>696042800
dubs checked!
I hate fems
Please let me in. I have drugs, and waiting for the fallout to end will be extremely boring sober
>>696037684
im a medicine man
yo
>>696040459
Yay!
>>696037684
im not a nigger
>>696042217
>oh Im a Nigger now u can take this cock or leave it
i can fart at will and they rarerly smell, i can serve for entretainment purposes.
>>696037684
I have an unlimited supply of weed
I am nigger and already got dubs...
>>696037684
I'm a gunsmith and have experience in the medical field. If it were up to me, only the physically fit have access. Women 7/10 or higher are welcome as well. No mental illness or faggots.
>>696037684
If I get quads you can all get out.
Let me in or crash will never get another game
Rollin
>>696037684
Heyoooo
the post below cant come in
>>696037684
I have skills, such as various trades, gardening, electrical, cooking, and am a personable guyyy. I also kek lol
>>696043518
you cant do that!
No one gets in
>>696037684
I've got some memes
>>696043746
they dank?
I'm a girl and will let you fuck me
Let me in, it's cold out here men
I can create large weapons
let mein, fuher love of god.
I promisse to bring several packs of jews.
>>696043855
youah gotta dick unda that dress?
let me in, i have dubs
>>696037684
I is nigger
i kill deer with large hands
I have crippling depression let me in
![tumblr_nhrvpwqPG31u7erbao1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hwipqme.gif "tumblr_nhrvpwqPG31u7erbao1_500[1].gif")
>>696037684
Just let me in faggot. I'll fuck you sister after the dust settles.
I easily get cabin fever and will probably end you
I have hot pockets
LITTLE PIGS, LITTLE PIGS, L E T M E I N
i'll suck yo dick man
I got money
>>696037684
Let me in because, if let in, I'll close the door and deny anyone else access.
I know fbianon
lor
I'll eat ass
>>696037684
Roll
>>696044397
Reroll
>>696044466
I'll hold you to that
>>696037684
i can teach you the slav ways of squatting and also can absorbe high ammounts of radiation which means i would scavenge the wasteland more efficiently + singing kalinka maya gives me a buff bonus of extra slavness against the western spies.
I once defeated the giga nigga
I can scratch your back for you
I am Francis of the Filth. You must let me in.
I have a tight virgin asshole you can violate
Quads here. Nobody's allowed in
>>696044844
Fuck off cunt
I have memes
i can protect the vault from irradiated wildlife with my tostito chip shuriken attack and my nacho cheese ar15
>>696044844
Off by one for quints, how does it feel?
Huew
Excume me, comming through.
fuck all of you
Lemme in, I've got hentai
I am not a faggot
>>696037684
I'm a doctor so if singles, I could be a great asset.
>>696045539
You should let this man in
i hate jews!
I install and repair sump pump systems for all kinds of underground spaces industrial and resedental. If ur 30 feet under ground chillin out and there's a storm goin on outside you may be unaware of, you'll be glad i kept it working if the water table should rise
my dick will please ur asshole when you become gay
>>696037684
i am a guard, no one is getting in
In motherfuckers.
Please let me in
I'm a musician, let me in
>>696037684
I'm removing the door dubs.
roll
I've got a license to drive a forklift
>>696046577
Yeah we got a forklift driver in the bunker
Which of these positions do you disagree with /pol/?
dukeforsenate.com/issues
PROTIP: You agree with all of them.
youtube.com/watch?v=OJ97gEFBH5k
I got weed. Really, really good weed
>>696037684
My mom is my brothers mom
Knock knock
>>696047233
nice dubs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10813601
I weld the door shut after them since it was a false alarm I played over my personal PA system.
Then torch a hole in the roof and empty my septic pumping truck into the void.
Hahaha jokes on you I wanna die
Roll
>>696037684
I need me and my best buddy to get in. We both have mass amounts of nudes non photoshopped that we can share.
roll
>>696037684
I have knowledge of hydroponics and food growing, plus no conscience .
Keep in mind that OP is a massive faggot, and will try to molest you as soon as the door closes
I can be your bull you cuckolding faggots.
>>696037684
get out my way !
because i want to live
>>696047777
Winrar
Let me in I'm not a nigger
get
let me in i don't want to die a virgin
>>696047585
i won't let that happen
Let me the fuck in faggot
Please
