Caturday.
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Caturday.
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>>696013786
NYPA newfag
My little dude
>>696014285
Awesome
>>696014344
Cute.
These are my girls.
>>696014285
Awwwww
Alright troops,show them what we got
>>696014285
Wow. Gave me feels
>>696014097
CAT-RAAAPE !!
>>696014285
Such feels 10/10
Adolfmir Hitlerowicz was a Russian..
What is this witchcraft?
>>696017012
>Yo dawg, I heard you like cats...
>>696017012
Catception
>>696017244
what a hero
>>696014285
My new hero
CATURDAY THREAD
i love these thread but i dont have any pics because new comp. i want a kitten so bad but i know i wont make a good owner as of now. working on bettering myself then maybe i will have the privilege.
thanks for the thread. lurking
>>696015787
Schrodingers nightmare
Let's warp this party up to another universe!
>>696017756
>>696017244
Gotta love that cat.
It's happening
>>696013786
Moe, my cat
>>696019309
Love spaghetti-cats.
Hitler cat
>>696014721
adorable
Keep on truckin
>>696019662
Bigger image.
>>696020163
Cutest gif ever.
>>696020312
Would love sauce, saved it here.
edgy guy invoke you
Its been a while since i've seen a pleasant caturday thread without some edgy fag posting dumb shit
Rate my cat
>>696014285
I remember reading about this.
The cat overdosed from injecting marijuana and the firemen took it to rehab.
>>696014721
Littermates?
>>696021229
this is why I declaw my cats.
>>696013786
the only reason to be alive today
>>696019778
Wait for me!!
>>696021901
You sicken me.
>>696014285
This was a Go Pro promo on Youtube.
>>696017244
I fucking hate dogs
>>696013786
oldfag here?
>>696021901
>>696021977
Fuck that.
>>696021901
you shouldn't be allowed to have cats
>>696021892
Kek
>>696014285
I can't cry at a niggers death.
But this always hits me on the feels
>>696021977
>>696022277
don't you EVER judge me.
>>696021809
Yes, sisters.
>>696022674
I judge you. SHITHEAD !
>>696022674
Fuck you, you mutilate a creature because you're a pussy, I am going to judge the shit out of you
>>696021516
Reminds me of a cat that I had, before she got stolen.
SHE WAS MY BABY.
>Also that filename
>>696023170
aww anon I am so sorry
>>696022971
declawing and devoicing INSIDE CATS isn't "mutilation", you stupid liberal cuck
>>696023253
Thank you anon.
Tortoiseshell cats are the most aggressive domesticated cats.
>>696023262
Devoicing??
>>696023416
I think he slits their necks open
>>696023262
Then it is also okay to cut your fingers at the outer joint, right? IDIOT !!
>>696023170
That's shitty anon. Sorry to hear it.
>>696019539
kek
My boys. 15 weeks old now & so funny. This is John Wick
>>696023416
Cutting the vocal cords so they can't miaow, only purr. Unnecessary cruelty imo, same as declawing.
>>696023656
And Marty....
>>696023477
Thats mutilation...
The claws ok, desex is ok too and sometimes mandatory in some regions/countries but no need to devoice them come on..
>>696023262
>declawing inside cats not mutilation
This must be bait, or you're one of those people who has learned the trick of using words they don't understand.
Either way, this anon also judges you to be a shithead, and a pussy.
>>696023656
how cute! omg is he litter-trained? is he for sale??
I'll share my history with you/b/ros
>Be me, 9 years ago.
>11
>Go on vacation with family, except big bro.
>He calls us one day before we go back that a impregnated cat came during the night and used our dogs house to have her babies.
>Our dog let her and slept on a blanket, what a hero
>we come back to see 6 kitties.
>One of them dies beacuse of malformations
>We will miss you orange kitty.
>We gift 3 of them to friends and family.
>We keep the mother, and 2 kittens.
>One of them it's my baby, looked just like the one here
>>696021516
>The other one it's my sister's little baby.
>The mother gets stolen, she liked to stand outside of the house.
>Same for my baby.
>My sister's cat get bitten and infected, we have to put him down.
>WHY THIS
>They steal a cat we had before, wich we rescued from the streets.
>The last cat standing is the very first of this home, who is operated and has a malfuntioning eye.
>>696023806
If by declawing you mean something permanent yeah not great ... but cutting claws is not mutilation
>>696023806
I'd judge you with my FISTS IRL.
>>696023656
>>696023778
They're so cute at that age. Marty has a particularly beautiful pattern.
>>696023905
I fucking would kill someone if he tried to steal my pet.
>>696023814
He is litter trained & not at all for sale. Sorry
>>696021901
you are the worst
>>696023942
Yes - by 'declawing' I'm referring to the surgical operation of removing the claws entirely. Trimming a cat's claws like you would fingernails is no big deal.
its been forever since ive seen one of these
>>696023942
Declawing usually means surgical removal of the claws, so yes it's permanent.
Let me make this 100% fucking clear.
Spay and neuter your pets. There is no such thing as an "outdoor pet". Keep it INSIDE or on a LEASH.
I shoot stray/pet cats/dogs/lambs/cows that trespass on my property.
>>696023262
Jesus Fucking H Christ you violent moron, "declawing" is amputating the first part of each of their fingers and toes.
So just like humans lose limbs and survive so can cats survive declawing, but it's not in any way OK.
Stop spewing your vile, self-serving cruelty.
>>696013786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>696024016
Yeah they are. I like Marty's pattern a lot. I need to find the pic but hes got spots on his stomach not stripes, which I like.
>>696023982
>chimps out
Any way, back to caturday. XD
>>696024183
Ok ... i didnt know you could do that.
Would just stand by desexing in some cases but not anything else.
Agreed.
Declawing, devoicing... then what decatting?
>>696024112
he is ADORABLE, i'd love to buy him if you'd reconsider...
>>696024183
>fingernails
Not fingernails, the top of the claw/finger at the outer joint. Get your facts right.
>>696024279
Good on you anon I also do this
>>696023905
Fuck dude, that's heartbreaking and enraging at the same time. Feel for you /b/ro.
>>696024287
The retardation is strong with this one
>>696024279
This isn't your thread, farm boy
>>696024287
MY VETERINARIAN PERFORMS THE PROCEDURE, NOT ME YOU IDIOT! THE CAT IS ANESTHETIZED, AND THE PROCEDURE IS PAIN-FREE.
WITH DEVOICING THEY JUST CUT TWO TINY FLAPS OF SKIN IN THE THROAT! AGAIN, PAINLESS!
>>696024279
Because you're a fucking retarded fucktard that's why.
Hopefully you'll shoot some family member some time. Ass wipe...
If a pet escapes once and you kill it, then go tell the family owners about it.
Personally i would set your fucking house on fire.
15626663100 x num
>>696024563
then why even have a slippery mute kot
>>696014285
FUCK.
YESS.
>>696024484
Thanks for your compasion, I wish I could post videos of them, but my sister is the one who has them, and, I haven't seen her in a long time.
>>696023262
Of course it is you stupid scum. The world would be a better place if it didn't have you in it.
>>696024608
set me on fire?? where do you live? I DARE YOU to say that to me in person
>>696024563
So we cut your fingers at the outer joint, and trash your vouce. You are asleep and do not feel anything. You wake up and think: "At least I didn't feel anything." That makes it okay? You being mutilated isn't a big thing, as long as you didn't feel anything??? Retard!!!
>>696024424
Not sure what counterpoint you're trying to make here, but i think you missed the context of the post you're replying to, or didnt include enough in your own.
>>696024563
why are you so mad that you allow the torture of animals
>>696024891
LoL i'm where i am.
Some ass shooting pets isnt someone i would want to waste my time meeting.
You pathetic waste of space...
>>696025048
yeah because cats speak to each other. and they need their claws.
but they don't.
>>696024891
you're on 4chan, why are you trying to be tough?
also why the fuck would he not say that to you in person
>>696025139
>animals dont use sounds to communicate
>they dont need the tips of their fingers
>>696024279
wow you're so tough, shooting an animal, jeez, i bet you're the coolest guy in your group of friends.
>>696025139
You are a mental case, end of story.
She was my cat Minerva, died this year... She was the best...
>>696024400
Can't do it anon. Check your local shelter. That's where I found these bros
>>696024279
The murican redneck who worship his gun.
>>696025240
>it's okay to remove body parts we think others dont need
By that logic, 95% of the dudes on /b/ should have their dicks chopped off. Using anesthesia, and by a qualified veterinarian, of course. XD
>>696025442
Adorable.. feel for you man, same as loosing a family member. Been there too, remember the house i was living in felt so empty
>>696025533
Good on you for rescuing them /b/ro.
>>696021516
Would rape/10
>>696024563
what? people actually do this to their cats and think its ok???
i hope you bait
>>696025607
Trump follower probably ..
Compensates for a micro penis hidden under rolls of unwashed fat, forever untouched
>>696025617
hey man, if you like chopping off cats dicks too, go for it. you seem to have a thing for hurting animals, but if it works for you go for it
>>696026087
oh fuck off libtard cuck
>>696025708
Thnx anon, yes they become in real family members. Look, this is how I want to remember her.
>>696026074
No, no one has ever declawed or devoiced a cat.
>>696026312
that's good. only a sick person would want to hurt cats
>>696026221
I really hope youre joking. If not, i recommend looking into sarcasm so you might recognize it next time.
>>696025884
Thanks but it was a no brainer. They are chipped & neutered and it cost me $5 total because they charged me for the cardboard carrier.
>>696026531
might want to reevaluate that comment and think about your life if you have to actually ask it
>>696015214
My sides!!!!
>>696024279
Same fagging real hard bud ;)
>>696023712
R8 my cat and also i have 5
>>696024279
animals have no concepts of borders you complete spastic, they don't come on to your property with the intention to impregnate your first born and steal your car like a nigger would.
You bring shame to yourself an your country by just showing how much of a retarded cretin you are.
Also
>There is no such thing as an "outdoor pet"
even more retarder to think that cats and dogs make dens or warrens, they are outdoor predators and scavengers respectively. They are not "indoor" creatures.
I hope you get murdered by a nigger and your corpse is raped.
>>696026303
No probs anon.
My sister's cat is dying now (rare form of cancer) and i told her to cuddle him as much as possible and keep the good memories in her heart.
As long as you loved your pet, took good care of it and made it happy, you have nothing to feel guilty of.
My girlfriend lost her cat too and still has pictures and videos.
>>696014721
Can I get a picture of that room? Looks nice
>>696026755
You might want to reread the comment and see if you can find the part where anything was 'asked' .. thanks for looking out, though.
>>696027397
you really like taking things seriously, dont you anon? you might be in the wrong place
>>696022674
go die in a hole you worthless piece of shit. nobody loves you.
>>696027071
don't you judge me or my trolling.
>>696027536
Caturday is serious business, brah.
>>696027071
>> be me, closeted faggot
>> farmboy with micro penis
>> hating all libtards and cucks like any other good day
>> see someone's pet
>> shoot, because m'rica and also mental retardation
>> life is good
>> .... so lonely
I like cats but this one still makes me laugh
>>696027918
if you lived on a farm, you'd understand why we kill stray/feral cats/dogs/raccoons etc.
>>696028150
if you don't want dogs on your farm, but a fence around it.
saves you bullets and saves a lot of pets.
>>696027330
Thanks, we like it. Just took a couple of quick snaps.
>>696025442
Ik how it feels
Rip to our babies
>>696028784
I probably shouldn't profess my love for trophy hunting (I noted the Elephants in that print)
>>696023489
yeah animals first!
having pets is tantamount to wrongful imprisonment! GAS THE DOCTORS WHO PUT DOWN FERAL KITTIES! you fucking autists... pets are closer to rocks and dead tree branches than they are to human beings.
caturday was yesterday
>>696021901
I find you I'm going to knock you the fuck out and saw off your fingertips
>>696029150
It's something I'm kind of ambivalent about. I know a guy who went hunting in Africa (Britfag) and while I have concerns about anyone that kills things for fun, it does bring a lot of money into the parks and these animals do need to be culled.
The picture belonged to a friend that died 3 years ago, so it's as much a reminder of him as anything else.
>>696029656
the fact that society has deigned to pass a law against that but not doing it to cats should help you on your path to understanding here.
please post some more cats
>>696026233
Fuck off cat mutilator
>>696029988
don't talk with him. here, this cats name is Puti
>>696013786
A semblance of hope in a dysfunctional random economy.
Thank you, OP, much needed.
>>696029904
It is illegal in the UK, under the Animal Welfare Act 2006.
>>696030245
omg she's gorgeous
anon said this cats name is niggernigger. I don't think it's the best name, but the cat is great
>>696029988
you're blocked. don't bother responding to me ever again.
Meow.
>>696030617
that's a horrific name. and it's tantamount to animal abuse.
I keep my cats saved randomly in the porn folders
>>696030617
That is actually a really comfie looking cat...
>>696014285
That's pretty cool. They should give that guy a medal.
>>696030899
What do you mean? It's a great name.
>>696029636
Every day is Caturday.
>>696031304
what about this one?
>>696027083
Cat/10, would rub furry belly.
>>696031642
I never said it's not, anon
>>696031752
It took me few moments to make out the cat.
thread rating so far: 10/10
I'd buy most of the cats itt if I could
>>696013786
Emrys The Wizard
>>696031866
Fair enough. Also, fuckin saved.
>>696014285
I remember this story, American firefighters iirc, those geezers were fucking awesome for what they did!
>>696032142
I'm saving all my best cats for caturday tomorrow
>>696032180
Too bad there is already a "Serious Cat.'
when you guys speak about declawing, are you talking about permanent removal?
Or just cutting the tips?
Because that's just like cutting your finger nails.
Meow.
>>696032443
great picture, anon
>>696032397
It means permanent surgical removal of the claws. It's banned in the UK.
>>696019233
majestic lion
>>696032397
Declawing is removing the last bone in the toes of the front feet of your cat. It results in a mutilated cat and in your soul frying in Hell forever.
Clipping the tips of the claws is a different thing entirely, and is not called "declawing."'
>>696014285
Crying
>>696021892
lost my shit to this you wonderful bastard
>>696032397
permanent. a lot of people do it, and it's painless.
saves furniture and protects you from scratches (and diseases that may result from scratches).
Selfie cat.
>>696030899
Fuck off back to the trees umbongo.
My boy when he was a little baby. About 4 years ago.
>>696033225
>painless
Get your fingers chopped off at the knuckle and let us know how painless the recovery is
>>696033225
Pretty sure it's not painless.
>>696033467
very nice, anon! what's his name?
can't post more cats coz of image limit
>>696025328
>>696024554
>>696024608
>>696025607
>>696027071
I bet he has birds on his property, I do.
I hate taking out strays, people who don't keep their pets under control should be fined and banned form having pets. Your pets don't understand borders, you do. You sending your cat out to hunt off your property is no different from me heading off to hunt wherever I want. Like say in your front yard.
Dogs, cats, rats, gerbils, mice, I don't care what it is. Keep it on your land, we have invisible fences these days that work great, then you don't have to go and find a new animal twice a year.
Cats don't deserve to be owned by ass holes that can't be bothered to care for them. Sadly cats have become the "pet" of choice for people who can't be arsed to take care of a pet.
>>696033659
Who gives a shit.
>>696022674
I judge you a super gay faggalaggadingdong
And a cuck
>>696033782
Aw I was gonna post a picture of him grown up. I call him plenty of things but I like to call him Captain Cutie, haha.
I found him and his sister in our basement, abandoned, so I took em in and just fell in love.
>>696032550
your dog appears to be sick ma'am
>>696033659
none of my cats have ever reacted negatively to being declawed
none of them ever indicated pain
new thread?
>>696024279
I hope someone shoots you someday.
>>696034118
you don't deserve to have a cat and should be banned from owning one ever again.
>>696024279
Let me make this 1000% clear because I believe you are truly autistic and It might not get through to you.
You are a piece of shit scumfuck that's needs to have a 2x4 rammed up your ass with The National Anthem playing. Full blast until your eardrums bleed. Then and only then will I the world rest in peace.
>>696034118
Just like when dicks penetrate your ass
>>696034118
But when you let your cat out for three or four days at a time, how are they supposed to defend themselves?
Or are you one of those cruel owners that actually takes care of your cats?
>>696034085
maybe I'll get to see him on some other caturday then. obvious 10/10!
>>696033803
THIS x1000000000000
>>696030617
yo hp lovecraft
>>696034050
let's not be homophobic. it's Caturday!
>>696034085
Start new Caturday thread with Cat grown up pict pls
>>696033803
Disgusting "human" being right here
>>696017244
Good cat
>>696027154
kek, someone pissed off a greenpeace activist.
>>696034323
I would NEVER let my cats out. I think 'outdoor pet' ownership is irresponsible and careless.
>declawing
Fucking degenerate.
That's like cutting of your foreskin.
Abonimable.
>>696034822
I'm circumcised. Women prefer circumcision.
Also, circumcision protects from the infection of STD's, HIV, viruses, and protects from penile cancer, fungus, smegma, bacteria, and other pathogens.
>>696035249
>women prefer circumcision
gr8 b8
>>696035471
Women don't give a fuck if you are or not circumcised. It feels no different for them. They just like what their used to so its not weird. Hence American women prefer cut and European probably prefer uncut.
Either way who cares
>>696035249
Would psot a "who is behind this post image" but image limit is reached.
>>696035669
you're anti-Semitic.
>>696035667
women MUCH prefer cut cocks, aesthetically. google it. read the studies. educate yourselves.
>>696035249
yea if you don´t understand personal hygiene like 90% of americans that NEED TO BE CIRCUMCISED BECAUSE OF STUPIDITY & JUDAISM.
>>696021901
My nigga
>>696035960
not if you have an 8 inch uncut european masterrace cock that is not covered by foreskin because it's big enough
