Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Claimed.
>claiming yume
Claiming happy Akiko
Claiming Stella
new routine
rolling once every time new bread is baked 'cos is fun
>if trips, commit heresy
>>696025706
No one is an elitist, you're just fucking stupid
>>696026117
you seriously intend to become another megumeme?
>>696026117
Alrighty.
I'll do that.
>if trips have commit an act of heresy
>>696026218
Guten morgen.
>>696026282
Pasta man
>>696026282
Ohayo. Wanna play some cardstone to start the day fresh?
>>696026282
Afternoon.
>>696026281
i don't even know what megu has done lol
>>696026318
Yes, hello.
It's afternoon and I'm getting ready to go out for a date though.
How's you?
>>696026282
Cutie.
If trips i commit heresy
![Kirino [157].png](https://i.imgur.com/diPJ0I8.png "Kirino [157].png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AbM9ZxtjE
>>696019414
Have you watched kill la kill?
>>696019112
Just monotone. Then again, Spanish I speak is only heard by family and some teachers, rarely by mates
>>696019566
That is an interesting combo. That's awesome how you know that much! I want to be there soon; have you checked into their culture as well?
>>696019740
They should make one where the guy dies and it's just doggo. The movie ends with doggo surviving. No dialogue since dog's can't talk.
>>696025422
Blel
Tristana claimed
If trips i commit some heresy
>>696026602
megumemes commit heresy
>>696026816
Duh,
>Nonon Jakuzure claim
>>696026602
Better question is what have the numerous no-longer-Megumins done?
She's pretty much the staple of seasonal here
Claimed.
>>696026891
>togame
Mine!
>>696027054 (You) (You)
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDkwqCF7fs
>>696026891
why u have no pic
>>696026995
aha lol
also if i commit i'll never do it again.
Is it okay if i claim さくら きょうこ
>>696026693
It's going to be alright.
>>696027370
well initially i forgot to post pics
then i was on mobile and had no pics + bad internet
and now i'm anon fagging so i can keep shitposting
pick your poison
>>696027313
>syndra
>posts good moosic
>secret chat
everything's right with you today
>>696026602
Basically Megu has became a meme here due to being replaced twice for boats.
>>696026610
I always get that. It's still morning here....
Date? Hope it goes well. Make them pay for it.
I'm good at the moment, just here nothing to do.
>>696026816
Learning them was fun. Well except Spanish. I was kinda forced to learn it. It's no problem.
The culture is amazing! I do too want to visit, just need to plan it out.
>>696026996
Guten tahg!
>>696027054
Führer?....
>>696027622
Kek
Morning all!
Claiming Holo on phone.
>>696027547
aha ok whatever lol
>>696027594
Ah i see. lol i wouldn't claim megu
>>696027835
Haaai Rikka~
Claiming Holo.
>>696027313
Noice
>>696027984
fuck of heretic
>>696026282
Warwick cancer
>>696027401
>さくら きょうこ
既に とら
>>696028038
>sample
Kys fag
>>696028058
Wat
>>696026977
Then are you messing with me when you don't know what "Nani sore" is?
>>696027401
Eh
>>696027374
There's a phallus symbol on the pie, it has some fur on it. You want?
>>696027594
You're arousing me. Keep it up on the languages. Visit where?
>>696027835
Morning Rikka! I didn't die on run just to let you know. Headaches and vomits though. Not doing it at that time ever again.
How are you?
>>696028058
a ww main? Are they good at least?
>>696028172
I'm a different anonon
Fucking faggot virgins watch anime all day. I cringe every time I see one of these fuckin threads. Y'all are too sad.
>>696027984
>>696028038
Oh. OK.
>>696028323
Claiming this faggot.
>If trips whatever
It's pretty easy to deliberately miss trips.
~90 is a pretty big window to post in if you're willing to wait a couple seconds.
Claiming Yukari
>>696027235
(You)
![Kirino [292].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xAN9cv0.jpg "Kirino [292].jpg")
It will be. It has to be.
It's just the time it will take, it'll work though.
It will.
UHH I CLAIM MY WAIFU LING LAO LING LANG FRUM NARUTOKAWAIIOTAKU SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND I EVEN HAVE HER BODY PILLOW SHE IS SO HOT GUYS OH MY GOD I LOVE ANIME
>TFW YOUR BODY PILLOW WAKES YOU UP WITH A WARM KISS ON THE CHEEK
you fucking faggots
>>696028003
Hey beautiful!~
>>696028172
Jesus why did you get that? Did you push yourself too hard? Be careful man! I am doing just fine, just woke up and began waifuing how about you?
>>696027835
Morgen!
How are ya?
>>696028003
Your waifu is cute looking.
I wouldn't excpect heresy from you.
For some others, I can't say.
>>696028172
The only one I want to learn completely is my native one. Akateko. Which is extremely difficult to master since I wasn't born there. Guatemala. That's where I want to visit. Also some other cities in the world.
>>696028424
Jaja
>>696028428
I take my chances on whatever trips are coming next. It's fun.
>>696028799
It's hard to lurk with those dubs.
>>696028976
>being this new
noose self
>>696028323
I'm watching the Late Show with Stephen Colbert
>>696028678
COME AT ME BRO!
>>696026495
Yes, I just came back from moving furniture and shit, so now we can play.
>>696026471
Yumeme.
>>696026578
Hello Sanae.
>>696026610
Qt.
>>696028058
Cancer in general.
>>696027594
Hallo! For my late reply, doing some stuff off of thread. How are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>696027622
Nice name.
>>696028837
Don't beat yourself over it. Trust me, things will fix themselves faster than you think.
>>696026495
Oooh, I want in on this :D what's your battle tag?
>>696028983
You're as sweet as always.
Cute Rikka~
>>696029115
It's just that i finished black lagoon and thought revy is cool af
if i watch enough rakudai kishi no cavalry i'll probably forget everything else.
>>696029345
How's it going?
>>696029369
It's totally fine.
I'm okay for the time being.
How was your week, sweetheart?
>>696030133
Ummm....
Please don't switch.
>>696029345
>>696029369
How is it going for best magical girl and pasta man?
>>696030542
>>696030351
Good, you ?
![Kirino [104].png](https://i.imgur.com/Omd4yVC.png "Kirino [104].png")
>>696029728
Thanks.
Things are fixing themselves right now, in fact. But the 2 weeks are still going to happen.
>>696029115
Heya! Just woke up so still tired how are you?
>>696030133
Aw thank you so much beautiful youre so nice~
Fucking weeaboos with shit taste in waifus. GG
Claiming best waifu Harambe
>>696030997
Ayy woke up 5 hours ago only had three hours of rest! Feel alright, for now. What's the plan for today?
>>696030662
I'm decent for the most part. Plans for this afternoon?
>>696027054
Best Imuoto.
>Have you heard about the movie?
>>696028428
>Rattles.
>>696030133
I must have passed out last night, because I was in the middle of typing to remind Shino I was in the hospital keeping an eye on my brother, and to tell Mizore that he still didn't figure out my fetish.
>>696031372
>waifu
>nigger
>>696030351
My week's been fine, honey. Hope yours has been just as good. Are you up to anything?
>>696030542
What's up Yume? I'm playing some WT and watching some animu.
Hello
:> so cute
>>696030351
You dislike revy?
>>696030997
what you up to today?
>>696031698
I maybe remember shino saying u disappeared
>>696032103
Haaai~
>>696032103
Ohayo
thread is not very active
pls enjoy your stay regardless
Kanbaru grade AAA waifu.
>educated and well-read
>really good at sports
>maximum bisexual libido
>furry handjob
>>696031451
Not really.
What about you?
>>696031451
Damn dude if I were you I would fall asleep at my desk hahaha hopefully you wont, plan for today, gonna see my grandma and read like I usually do and you?
>>696032207
Just got a few things to do but other than that I am pretty free, and then tomorrow I have work sadly
>>696032207
Oh hello again, how's it going?
>>696032235
It usually isn't that active around this time, I enjoy it more when it's not as hectic. Thanks though!
![Kirino x Ruri [5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQf8Ov0.jpg "Kirino x Ruri [5].jpg")
>3:30am
I'll be off.
Goodnight thread.
Love you.
>2 Weeks.
>I'll see you then.
>>696032268
there is no furry handjobs anymore
Claimed
>>696032837
>2 Weeks
>>696026281
I never changed waifus cunt
top-tier waifu claimed
>>696033132
Fuck off fag
>>696033024
She's already claimed anon.
Good taste though.
>>696033098
kek.
>>696032837
Goodnight.
>>696032934
They were good while they lasted. Still 10/10
>>696031372
He was shot.....
>>696031757
It could've been better, was overworked by overtime. Today I was suppose to work, seems like they cancelled that, which in turn threw me off. So nothing planned yet. Maybe visit my cousin's house, if he's not too busy. Probably do some shopping, to check out anything new. You got any suggestions? You for today?
>>696032103
Mio.
>>696032207
I don't watch anime anymore. So I have no idea who that is.....
>>696032354
Same here, gonna work, but they called it off. Had nothing planned, trying to find something. More leaning on not doing anything. Which is a downer, oh well. Any suggestions?
>>696032777
checked
>>696033206
I intend to stay ;)
>>696033217
But I love her...
Cancer Reporting in
>>696033489
I was here before you
>>696033725
Prove it faggot. :)
>>696033316
Hmm, sounds rough... If your cousin's not busy, I'm sure you'd have a good time at his house.
I'm just sitting at home watching videos. I am probably going to go to the beach sometime today...
>>696033098
Nice meme.
operator postin
>>696033835
Oh wait
You're Sachii the bimbo claimer
Hey guys. How's everyone doing?
>who wants a hug?
>>696034112
No it's megumeme.
>>696032837
Bye!
>>696033316
Oh hey, how's it going
>>696034238
Thats why you're only using the ones from "fuck waifu"
i love her)
>>696034150
Or not...
>>696034710
Hi!
>>696034710
You already know I want one <3
>>696034788
Hello! How are you?
>>696034864
Of course, hehe~
>tight hugs
>>696033893
Hopefully.
He wants hangout like the old days.
What videos is it?
I've never been to a beach, seems like a load of fun to go.
>>696034150
I could go one I guess.
>>696034277
It's going alright. You?
>>696034401
I'm not sachii
>>696025706
My waifu killing nigger!
>>696034974
>>696034150
>>696034710
Hug me if it makes you feel better, hug me with that delicious support healing
>>696034992
I'm okay, just saving a few more Mio pictures and renaming them.
>>696033785
Nice fucking feet
>>696034974
Awwww makes me feel all warm inside
>>696034992
Okay! How are you?
>hugs
>>696035236
>support hugs
How does it feel knowing Barry is a better Ana :^)
>>696035222
Hey kyouko! How are you?
>hugs
kitty cream here.
happiest ive been in a long time.
blake claimed~
>>696034150
Me! Hugs = awesome
>>696035154
Still
I'm minumin
After i started claimed megumin you spammed the threads
>>696034974
I'm doing well what about you prinz?
I'm about to play some tanks.
Watchin anime on the stream.
I choose you <3
Hi←
>>696035396
Aww that makes me smile
>>696035478
Oh hello! Haven't seen you in a long time. Any reason why you're in such a good mood?
>>696035506
>explosive hugs
>>696035581
I'm doing pretty good! Just relaxing on here.
Ooh that sounds fun! Whatcha watching?
>>696035506
Are you forgetting that you also spammed the threads? Or are you gonna pin all this shit on me? like a little Slav rat
>>696031698
>Rattle rattle
>>696035416
I'm good, what about you cute ship?
>>696035726
>explodes with pleasure from best hugs
>>696035782
When did i spam the thread?
>>696032729
Oh okay. Hope you have a good day~
>>696032777
It's going good, wbu?
>>696033316
Ah okay just thought because u sounded like it
>>696035726
havent seen me in awhile? im here everyday.
dont recognize your waifu so im probably just retarded anyway
>happy
im going to a huge music festival in september and im happy because its the largest festival on the east coast united states and ive never been to one this big before
>>696035947
Can we please share
>>696032777
chacked
>>696035726
we are currently watching chivalry of a failed knight.
its the anime that Stella is from. It's pretty good.
Your always welcome to join us btw!
>>696035416
You can take that hug back now. I don't know, I did much better yesterday I think or today. I'm still learning. I think I'm giving up on playing her anyway, too many support players whenever I play now with the group. Fight me
See ya nigs
Im switching
>>696035726
Youre so adorable <3
>>696035985
I ope so too! What are you doing today??
>>696036078
I like those glasses~
>>696035947
I'm doing well! Whatcha up to?
>>696035972
You sure do like hugs don't ya?
>>696036020
Oh weren't you here a long time ago? Unless that was someone different. I was roseanon.
Ooh nice! I hope you have fun dude
>>696036087
Ooh cool! I'd watch but I don't have anything besides my phone :/
>>696036124
I'm just teasing you dude, relax kek.
>>696036171
Cya
>>696036252
N.. Not as adorable as you!
>>696035972
You stupid vodka nigger all you did was spam shit like "I HOPE YOUR PTSD KICK IN" "MEGUMIN IS MEGUMINE" "FUCK OFF ABO" over and over again. You must have very small mental capacity if you can't remember that, lay off the vodka dimitri.
>>696036171
Fuck off mi liu
>>696036171
Wonder who this is :^)
>>696036321
Playing Hearthstone with Homura.
>>696036321
Forgot pic n~n
>>696036321
yeah, last november. i came back here about 4 weeks ago.
>roseanon
no, sorry. my memory is shit so dont take it personally
>>696035236
More pics the better! Just playing games, like usual?
>>696035416
Danke!
I'm alright, about head out to see what's out there. Yourself?
>>696035985
No, jaja.
Well posting in /waifu/, people would go by assumption and think you watch anime constantly. I get scolded for not watching anime.
>>696036333
Noice trips
I was just fighting for my waifu
>>696036321
Your hugs are divine!
>>696036389
Nice!
>>696036505
Ooh okay.
No worries dude. I didn't expect you to remember.
>>696036616
You're welcome!
>head out
Ooh okay.
I'm not doing much, just relaxing.
>>696036505
Posted for a week in November during school break
now he's summer fagging in here.
Underage Detected
>>696036616
It's because everyone's a bunch of no life's that kick and scream if you don't conform to their ways.
>>696036616
Indeed, I have been slacking with saving them. I'm not playing anything right now. Maybe soon though.
>>696036321
Still fight me
>>696030662
>>696031757
Doing quite good so far gonna play some more Neptunia you guys got any plans for the weekend?
>>696036740
You can say fucking anything cunt. We're equal in this, and I can counter any bullshit you post.
>>696036793
Newfag detected
Prinz is discount rose
>>696036740
E.. Eh!?
Thank you!
>want another one?
>>696036922
Let's go fucker
>>696037135
I am. That's not anything new though
>>696037135
That's old news though.
>>696036321
I aint gonna sit here and argue over the cuter person just admit you win!
>>696037101
Can you counter this?
>>696037240
Sure!
No problem
>>696036771
who is your waifu she looks like a cutie
>>696036793
>tfw im 18
>tfw i browsed /b/ daily for 3 years and only decided to start posting in /waifu/ last november
>tfw i posted for over a month
>tfw i stopped because i was fucking hospitalized and lost interest in posting here
>tfw i started posting again because i had slightly more free time from working 4 weeks ago
>tfw youre a NEET who calls people underage on /waifu/
>>696037341
So why don't we call her discount rose?
>>696037240
I'll take you down
You're tip of the day
>>696037457
I'm too tired for your retardation.
>>696037440
Hehe~
>>696037457
>tight hugs
>>696037474
Prinz Eugen from KanColle
Blake was pretty cute too. Preferred Ruby though.
>>696037533
You sure you wanna go up against these cannons?
Best type moon claimed
>>696037798
god damn i fucking KNEW i recognized her from somewhere. decent amount of kancolle claims here. that game is ripe with waifus
>ruby
shes 3rd place best waifu in team RWBY, second to yang, then blake
Oh Lisbeth, you deserve more than a single episode.
>>696037656
Go to bed then
>>696037798
>mega explodes from hugs
>>696037958
Shiki
More like Shitki
Or Shriki
>>696036771
Relaxing is the best way to enjoy the weekend.
>>696036806
I don't know.
>>696036922
Don't slack off too much now. What game might you play?
>>696037641
Warning: this is /b/. You WILL die if you do that.
>>696038145
Clever, flavor of the megumin.
>>696037641
Instructions unclear. got dick stuck in hand
>>696037971
Yup! Kancolle has a ton of great waifus. Its hard to pick just one!
>yang 2nd
Whaaaaa?
For me it goes
Ruby
Blake
Yang
Weiss
>>696037958
Hey there Shiki!
>>696038145
Woaaaah! That's a big explosion!
>>696038229
Agreed.
>>696037474
Jimmys Rustled.
>tfw thinking being 18 means something.
Your new quit pulling your November card in every thread.
your a little kid.
>>696037641
Instructions unclear
Dick stuck in ceiling fan
>>696037798
I do, I'll easy take you down, 1vs1
>>696038229
I'm trying not too. I'm trying to start to do more in the day. Probably Overwatch, maybe Starbound since it's been massively updated.
>>696038369
>cinder
>>696038433
tbh iowa is my fav but bismarck is a good one too
>>696038470
judging by your retardation and broken grammar and sentence structure, im just going to assume youre a shitposter :^)
claimed
>>696038526
Once I'm home we'll see who the better Ana is!
>>696038683
Iowa and Bismarck are cuties. I like em
