We all have secrets.
Share yours /b/
>>695986380
first
>>695986380
I met your mother twice but it wasnt sexual, she was too shy to make it happen.
>>695986380
I don't flush after taking a piss at work.
>>695986448
I jerk off to the thought of most of my female family members.
2 Cousins and older sister
I have also groped them while sleeping and one was sleep walking
I lick my fingers each time before I wipe my ass
>>695986448
The cringe thread is 3 pages back.
i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too
I repeatedly wake up at night because in my dreams I relive my mother beating me with whatever she could find, then choking me out.
I've been mutilating my genitals ever since my divorce.
I'm into this shit, and my master has commanded me to come out with him to a club tonight dressed like this.
Mine are sorta dark. Ive been on /b/ since like 9 years old. Yeah still a youngfag, early 20s. But turned into a drug addict, stole from everybody i could, say a guy get shot with a sawed off, took advantage of a lot of women, borderline rape. Prostituted girls. Ordered drugs online for years thru silk road. Love fucking underage girls, like 15 up. Gore is cool. You get it im a sick fuck, and come get me fbi
I lightly grope women constantly and if i am caught and accused assume the role of a gay victim
>>695986859
That's not what "beat your meat" means, Anon.
i once saw something so cringy i thought about killing myself
>>695986947
Hello, my name is Mr. Johnson, and boy do we have a surprise for you.
I once danced like no one was watching.
My wife doesn't know I am Bi and would love to suck cock and get fucked in the ass.
>be 21
>black out drunk at friends
>wake up in guest room bed with dads friend sucking my cock
>see he is jerking off
>fuck his face
>can't cum
>>695986380
I am a kissless virgin but I often fantasize of having consensual intercourse with women on the missionary position.
when im around my friends i always agree that corey in the house is best animu but secretley i think sesame street is best anime
If I told you I'd have to run to a Southeast Asian nation, transition, and live off the grid as a prostitute.
>>695987277
keek
When i was 16, me and my family lived next to these mexicans who had a daughter that was about 8.
She often came over to my little sisters house to play and one day, her family and our family went to have dinner together so I was left to watch them.
On that day, she wore some of the tightest and sexiest shorts I've ever seen, they hugged her tight brown body perfectly and turned my dick to diamonds.
I got so horny that when I played games with the girls like tag and hide and seek, I'd often try to cup a feel of her ass and slide my hands across her flesh.
I got so horny for her to the point where I'd fap to her as I looked at her from the window, or if I was really horny, if she was alone I'd quickly pick her up, have my hands on her ass, and give her a firm squeeze and I grinded against her.
It eventually got to the point where she got annoyed and told me she'd tell her parents if I didnt stop, so naturally I agreed and nothing came from that.
Thankfully her and her parents moved, but I loved her ass and she is probably what got me into loli.
>>695987059
Send it, ill do a bid standing on my head right now, always wanted to meet that fucker anyways
http://a1035.com/
Does any one know what this means?
>>695987817
I ain't clickin that shit nigga
https://twitter.com/violetaurora_/media?lang=en I'm in love with this girl despite being married iv'e known her my whole life.
>>695987892
It says suspenso for me
It used to be a countdown at 14 days and some hours.
This was the image please i need answers
I still, after almost 13 years of being with my girl, have a crush on my friend's sister. I haven't seen her on Facebook lately, so it kind of went dormant, but it's still there
>>695986947
>>695986380
I divorced my wife just over a month ago and since then I have become a complete whore and have sucked off 12 different men and gotten fucked by 4 of them as well.
>>695988042
You are being played incredibly hard.
>>695988389
Got aids yet faggot?
>>695988453
It stops every so few hours and the numbers are weird and all the information i have gotten are bible verses
>>695988042
either u are being trolled or u are not smart enough to solve the puzzle.
either way, stop worrying.
I run a shitty YouTube channel , I just contemplate death each waking moment of my life
https://youtu.be/32Ye_6x_lSs
>Be me at 16, always horny
>Move into a small temporary flat with only 2 rooms
>Dad's girlfriend is living with us and so are her kids
>Her daughter was 17, brother was 18
>Dad and girlfriend sleep in the main room, me and her 2 sleep in the other room. I was on the sofa and they were on the floor in sheets and pillows
>3am, everyone's asleep
>Her legs, ass, back and shoulder are exposed
>I got hard imagining what I could do with my (technically) step-sister
>I jerk off to my step-sister while she's sleeping on the floor in front of me with her brother
Somebody contribute something worse than me so I don't feel like a terrible person.
>>695987043
do it anyway
>>695988731
Just chill. This is light. Seriously. Stop comparing yourself to others...we are all grotesque humans in some way for the most part. Until the police show up at your door and you have to alleviate your annihilated reputation with character comparisons relax nigga.
>>695988731
I have groped threatend and sexually abused both sexes in my family since i was 8
i kiled myself
>>695989184
Nothing like rape but manipulation and touching in sleep
>>695988731
I had this teen cousin who just destroyed puberty and got some killer tits and I stole ome of her bras.
I humped that thing like crazy pretending i was titfucking her several times until the smell of her strawberry perfume got overrun by the smell of my semen so I threw it in the trash after about a week.
When I was 14 and sleeping at my best friends house I sucked off his 8 year old brother and his brothers friend.
Me and the brother have been sucking each other off since then and my best friend doesn't have a clue.
Me and my best friend have never done anything gay together either.
Every girl I meet and get to sleep with, I pull off my condom and cum in them with out them knowing :-) think the last 3 got a kid on the way hehe
I constantly contemplate at which point in my life I should've killed myself so and reaped the most beneficial effects to my family
I killed a homeless guy in southern Vermont
i had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
in the dark
>>695989951
Lol, they know
>>695990846
they think it was the other guys after ^_^ when they saw some white stuff leak out im like " girl i got my rubber on"
>>695986380
i have a love hate relationship with coke
>>695986878
well that's fucking retarded
>>695988453
that's what she said
I have a hate relationship with pepsi and coke. It got me killed once whilst I was homeless living in south Vermont
>>695989039
>annihilated reputation
That's what the public exposure is all about though.
>>695989039
just wait until the truth comes out and liars start dropping like flies
I just took a shower with my 8yo niece and 11yo nephew. Didnt molester them or anything though. their parents are conservative jesusfags, so they are pretty sheltered kids, and parents very likely wouldnt approve of it, although they are fine with just me and him.
>Is a satanic worshipper
>tied up 11 muslims an 7 christians in a abandoned house
>burned the house down
>while listening to Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
>>695992096
cool beans
>>695992096
Reported to the FBI
>>695992096
>>695992614
Smart one.
but still, got one :
>>695992447
bymp
>>695988724
What the fuck are you trying to do? Be funny, or edgy? Both?
Just take the bag off your face and do a regular show;
>put myself through college by stripping in a gay bar
>I'm a straight, white male
>5'4 boytoy that was just average in body type but a cute face.
>the bar itself was actually a pretty fancy place with lots of red velvet everywhere
>the bar also had cigars, brandy, gin, tonic, you name it that most likely had it
>tons of rich business men cheating on their wives come by nightly and just toss money at us
>went home almost every week with about $6,000
>personal record is $23,000 in one week
>in the state of Georgia it's illegal to interact with strippers on the job.
>we're also required by state law to shower before working, and after working.
>most of the strippers there were gay men or women, a few were bi.
>They weren't the stripper hoes you see in those shitty bars, save for one who I didn't like one bit.
>stripped in front of a few college professors, one I knew who was married and had a kid on the way.
>yes it was awkward seeing him the next day in class
>walked out of college with zero debt
>stripped for another few years after college and saved up the cash
>moved out of Georgia
>bossman was really nice and gave me a really good recommendation on my current job
I miss those times.
gonna cheat again
>>695993742
Oh, fun fact, that's me. I don't post pictures very often.
>>695993742
this wasn't on cheshire bridge road was it?
I'm into lolis and loli-play, when an adult female pretends to be an innocent little girl through dress-up/talking etc. Mostly live out these fantasies via chat with strangers. My gf has no idea that I have a little girl fetish, her older sister has two very young daughters and I'm pretty sure she would break up with me if she suspected that I was sexually aroused by them. I can get my gf to occasionally call me "daddy" in bed and wear pigtails for me but I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand why.
>>695991035
Dude, a girl can tell when you blow a fucking load in them. My girlfriend complains for hours afterwards because she doesn't like how it randomly drips out while she is walking around. I highly doubt if you came in a girl and just said you didn't she would just be like "Ohhh, okay, makes sense" and not even question the fact that she then became pregnant.
Go be 14 somewhere else because you just ruined my day with your stupidity.
>>695994253
seriously, every girl i've ever fucked loves to feel me come in them. and they can feel it, it hits the cervix and wow
>>695986380
>posted chubby ex in a state thread
>been recognized twice
>first time he though I was her current BF
>other just seen her at her job before
>huge rush and turn on
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
>>695994118
No. I avoided that place because of all the seedy shit going on.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister. we fuck almost every day
>>695994933
smart man. i walked into a gay bar that used to be a straight bar there once. i laughed my ass off and they didn't know why. the 24k was pretty good and i had more than a few beers in that gay club next to it just because it stayed open like all damn night. that's another question, why do gay clubs get to stay open all night? not complaining, i like to drink all night, just sayin
>>695994475
>and they can feel it, it hits the cervix and wow
I'm paid to shill products on Reddit.
My name is actually not anon. Nobody knows.
>>695995138
sweet or sinister. you decide
>>695995234
Weird hours to serve all kinds. I usually worked nights because I had classes during the day.
>>695994475
My girlfriend likes it at the time, but if e get in a quickly before we go shopping or to work or something, it's kind of inconvenient to have random semen coming out everywhere. Haha.
>>695994848
Post her pic? I'll gladly fap to her for you.
>>695986965
LMFAO!
>>695986380
I am a fucking criminal sociopath and I like to hang out and squat in abandoned buildings with massive tax liens and dirty criminal niggers. Then women try to get me raising their kids as if I am some sort of cuck.
>>695995471
>it's kind of inconvenient to have random semen coming out everywhere
yeah, well i guess i can understand that i wouldn't want shit leaking out of me constantly. she gets a Mulligan for that one
>>695994848
That escalated quickly...
>>695986380
They're using the hot Michigan girls to try to trick me into getting married in a church. Even the WOPS are in on this.
>>695986380
I haven't. I tell everyone everything. That's why I have no friends left.
>>695995452
very sweet. she is an awesome fucktoy. We have been fuckbuddies for a couple months. She is on bc so we rarely use a condom. no one else knew until my friend found out a few weeks ago.
>>695995657
>That escalated quickly...
why not? fuck that little cunt, i already told you, she's a POS bitch
>>695986947
>Gore is cool
shut up, faggot
>>695986947
FBI is watching and DOJ will kill you with CIA before FBI gets you. We all like to watch killing.
>>695986380
i'm hoping to die in the next 6 years.
I'm a hebephile. I've never acted on it, but I am.
I have a niece, and she is the most important thing in my life. I am terrified of her growing up and me finding her attractive.
I want to die before she is 10, so I never risk that happening.
>>695988724
>I just contemplate death each waking moment of my life
i'm exactly the same. just cant pull the trigger bc i'm a total pussy
>>695995859
>very sweet.
granted. hit it one time for me.
>>695996068
ok. any particular position?
>>695990076
how would they benefit, anon?
>>695995620
>be you
>likes to watch porn and burn things
>aware that what I'm doing is wrong and have moral compass so not actually a sociopath, just a faggot.
>no friends so hang out in shitty parts of town by myself and pretend to be a criminal
>all women interests do not like me back, so make up stories about them to seem less shitty
>go home at the end of the day and type this from an iPad while hanging out at my parents house
kissless virgin :o
>>695986763
Damn anon
i have slept about 6 hours in the past 7 days. i haven't taken a shower in the same 7 days. i'm surviving off of vodka and more vodka. my heart is beating at about 120 bpm. ask me anytyhing
>>695996199
Doggy so you can see the bootyhole
>>695996291
Are you Drew Barrymore, from that one movie?
>>695996439
k will do
>>695996520
that wasn't me
I've had butt sex with guys and girls.
I started experimenting with butt sex when I was around 10 or 11 years old.
I've fucked guys and girls up the ass. I've also been fucked up the ass.
I'm addicted to anal sex. I really, really, really love it.
>>695996237
Wrong on all counts. I got bitches trying to see my dick and they won't pay for it. Fuckin freeloaders. I keep muh value up by hiding it. Illjewminatti wants me to breed but I won't until they zero me out, like a scale.
>>695991194
I did with meth for about two years until the chick I was getting it from sucked on steel and toe ringed the trigger guard
>>695996584
my bad, my psychic powers aren't 100% tonight
>>695996816
>sucked on steel and toe ringed the trigger guard
kurt, get your toe off that damn trigger
theres a 9 inch dildo in my ass right now
>>695996909
no problems bud, no problems
>>695996686
sounds pretty gay
>>695997013
damn, thats more than i'm packing, i'm only a 7
>>695995976
cops always come first
>>695997104
I've banged more woman anally than guys.
>>695986763
same except i see demons and ghosts
basically caused me to be an insomniac, thought i was possessed for the longest time but
it turns out i probably have bpd
>>695986380
I'm 23/m and wearing a diaper.
>>695996942
Brain slushie
>>695997216
by choice or court-order?
>>695997186
well then you're in the clear
>>695986630
Josh Duggar pls go
>>695997191
im the guy that doesn't sleep. talk?
>>695996058
Just about the same here
>>695997167
i'm pretty sure 8 inches is the gold spot
>>695997283
>court order
you wot m8? Choice.
>>695987470
bruh your a pedophile no one got you into loli
you did fuckin kek I'd understand if she was
like 14 plus but 8 years old you have some
mental problems.
>>695997357
oh well, i can't make it magically 1" longer. guess the ladies will have to deal with 7
>>695997447
just thought of this, maybe the girls can magically get tighter pussies,...just maybe
>>695996759
I'm sorry for falsely assuming, man. Let me buy you a drink.
You must have worked up an incredible thirst from being such a huge, huge douche
>>695986380
My roommates I am currently living with and sharing all my friends with raped and beat me
>>695997596
how the hell did this just suddenly turn into a bros bashing bros thread?
iv regularly drank glasses of cum and let my brother use me as a sexual outlet
pic related
Wife cucked me then got preggo by a BBC. I got super turned on by it. Pic related. My wife carrying bull's baby.
>>695992096
love the song pretty fucked up to do that to
people for a deity that may or may not exist
basically terrorism at that point. Using Lucifer to
justify your actions basically the same premise
Christians used to start wars.
This is coming from a person that has a pegan
family history, and I have talked to a demon on
one occasion. Either that or non of that shit
exists and i'm just really mentally ill. Still
fucked up.
>>695997739
Because someone started a thread where some seriously shitty and/or stupid people were asked to share their "secrets". Other people's butt's got hurt upon reading those "secrets".
>>695997771
>My wife carrying bull's baby.
pics of her with his dick buried in her or it didn't happen. you can't just come up here and say this without solid evidence that she had some niggers cock deep inside her
I have a kid somewhere in Seattle that I have never seen or paid child support for. Nobody in my family knows, just my best friend. I don't even know the gender & I could care less, I never wanted kids anyway. I wear condoms all the time now.
I unironically like Evanescence. Should I an hero?
long time ago but when I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>695998270
No, just wake up inside.
>>695986947
>been on /b/ since like 9 years old
>you mean your older brother just showed you it yesterday
Bump
>>695997968
I ate his cum. Are u jelly?
I'm a born again Christian that goes on 4chan
>>695998270
no, amy is hot as fuck. those hitler eyes, god she is the hottest little fat chick i've ever seen. and that voice and those eyes. i'm smitten
>>695998390
i wouldn't got that far, but i do want to see him laying the meat to her. she's hot and well you get the idea.
I wanna be a fucking dictator.
>>695998697
>I wanna be a fucking dictator.
who doesn't? christ on a crutch
>>695986380
I black mailed a 16 yr old for videos of her marturbating
>>695998295
I cant wake up
>>695999131
Call my name and save me from the dark
>>695999220
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>695999294
Bring me to life
>>695995812
Faggot
>>695995891
I like this anon
>>695999294
she's got hilter ayes.....hilter eyes!!!!
>Drinking with a bro at his place
>His gf was beeing a nag
>He slips her some rufies
>She knocks out
>He gets a call from his affair
>Asks me to watch over her incase she wakes up
>He bounces
>I take her clothes off and watch her for a while
>Then I get hard and decide to fuck her
>Try her butthole
>Tight as fuck
>Cumbuckets
>Wipe her butt and put her clothes back on
>He's not home yet
>Put it in her mouth
>Not much action happening
>I jerk off and cum into her mouth
>She swallows it
>I clean up again
>Have another beer
>Bro comes back
>Thanks me and I go home
>>695999372
and why not. she's a fucking cunt. i had to live with her bitch ass for years
>>695996412
Why haven't you slept?
>>695999386
Pic related
>>695988042
envy sloth wrath.
thats all you get.
i was rsped
>>695997771
What are you gonna tell your family and friends when the baby is black?
>>695999567
There's nothing better than a good lie
>>695995983
What's that?
>>695992096
i remember that movie too.
>>695999425
>Asks me to watch over her
>I take her clothes off and watch her for a while
my fucking sides are on fucking venus, as the younguns say
>>695999843
More lies about a world that never was, and never will be
>>695994153
look into ddlg.
>>695999501
just don't want to, not tired, drinking like all fuck and don't feel tired. i have a problem with this, it's common for me, but this is a really bad one
>>695986763
The one confession I believe and it's fucking brutal
>>695999895
no, the EJ lyric is "i've seen that movie too"
>>696000123
If you aren't on amphetamines you might be manic
>>695999468
Rape her
>>696000334
that's entirely possible. no, i've not done any speed since i was a teenager. no crack, no crank, all i do is drink vodka and beer
>>695996686
Started at thirteen, my mom doesn't know that you can use a hand bidet for enemas or doesn't care, and she gives me lots of lotion because she must think i actually use it for its intended purpose so my mom is unknowingly making me a cock-hungry faggot
>>695989951
It's pretty clear you have no idea how women work.
I will vote Hillary
if you live in columbus, ohio and give my gf tons of molly i probably have let you fucked her as you pleased.
>>696000405
i haven't seen her in 10 years. didn't i tell you she's a fucking bitch and i don't want anything to do with her shit head.
i would fuck her blind though if i got a chance. she's pretty fucking hot. not my blood daughter, so hell yes i'd nail the fuck out of that little shitstream
>>696000304
pls forgives, I'm sick as fuck and in a massive amount of pain.
>>696000579
might as well vote joe stalin. it will end up the same
I hit a biker and drove off.
>>696000620
every person i have ever met from ohio was fucking insane
>>695999688
I was a resource specialist program once too
>>695986380
Since I started dieting the smells of certain foods are sexually arousing for me.
I want to have sex with my cousins and aunt
>>696000676
share your pain, that is what we are here for
>>695986649
Why?
>>696000937
i have something wrong with my ribs, not sure if its a slipped rib, displaced rib head, or what, but it hurts like hell to breathe, move, cant lay down without being in agony.
I'm in so much pain not even a light tramadol OD and 2000mg of acetaminophen is helping, im cold sweating like crazy from my scalp and torso.
>>695988724
your channel is shitty because you totally jump around on different topics of content. why would people subscribe to something when theres absolutely no consistency for them to expect something they like? focus on one thing and make the channel about that, then transition to whatever your fans like seeing the most of
>>695997771
am i seriously not going to get to see this hot ass bitch get pounded with fat nigger cocks? really? you post this and come through with nothing? shit man, pitiful
>>696001228
dude, go to the emergency room, that's what it's there for. if it hurts to breath then yes it's maybe a rib but it may be something more serious.
>found out by accident that best friend was getting extended breastfed by his Mom
>every time I came over we'd both nurse from her tits and didn't tell anyone.
>eventually friend stopped while I continued from age 8 to age 12 before I just stopped as well
>friend gets placed in a Christian Placement School (?) and don't see him very often anymore
>friends Mom moves closer to where I live, within bike riding distance so I can see her often.
>end up sucking on her tits and have her help me with my homework daily.
>she was practically a second Mom growing up and I went so far as to call her Mom in private over the years.
>we never had sex but she taught me how to kiss, how to suck tits, and how to tease a woman just right
>we have sex a few days after I graduated saying she wanted my first time to be special
>we end up fucking like rabbits from May to August when I found out she's moving away to help best friend (who I had seen a collective 10 times over the course of him being placed elsewhere
>fuck one last time before she moves
>I say I'll miss her
>she takes my hand and places it on her stomach, saying she'll have something to remember me by
>gives me a kiss on the cheek, gets into her car, and drives off
>don't see her again but keep small tabs on friend through Facebook
>she has a son and friend doesn't know it's mine
>a few years ago I finally get in contact with her
>she shuts me down and says to never contact her unless I have an STD of some kind
>a few months ago, see best friend with my son who is 11 years old
>best friend got his degree in Medical Science and is moving again
>feel like absolute shit my friend doesn't know his brother is my son
>don't feel all too bad in a sense since I still nut to me nursing from her tits.
>these events have fucked me up on a certain level to the point where I cannot see myself in a relationship without feeling "mothered".
>>696000655
You can hatefuck her. Shut up with your "I don't want to see her" faggot shit. You're still obsessed with her as can be noticed when reading your frustrated rants, so you might as well destroy her pussy
>>695990411
what'd you do with the body
>>695994153
she knows and she's probably into it
>>696001579
Heyyyyyy I remember you from another "we all have secrets thread". You got shit for not wanting to see your kid or save him from getting molested by his mom
>>696001472
i am poor otherwise i would, im literally JUST catching up on bills and will officially be out of the red on the 26th.
>>696001583
only problem i have with your post is we used to call it a grudge fuck, not a hate fuck.
and yes, i would ream her ass out so fucking hard, just to pay back all the bullshit i had to put up with "starting from someone else's saved game" bite the pillow, you little fucking POS, i'm going in dry
>>695986380
>be me
>orphan
>raised by alcoholic and abusive foster parents
>grow up abused and witnessing violence in family
>get diagnosed with social anxiety disorder and major depressive disorder
>attempt suicide 2 times
>gets hospitalize and I have to take 5 different medication, nothing for anxiety
>i can't leave the house without having a full blown panic attack
>cry every night to sleep
>i caught first bf cheating on me
>second one beat me up then left me, it's been 2 years and I still cry thinking of him and I'm not recovered yet
>drop out of college
>get a little fat, no more qt twink
>come out as fag to mom
>she threatens to kick me out of the house
>nobody to love and take care of me
>i cry everywhere due to intense emotional pain and i tell other people that I'm okay
>i hate myself for allowing me to live till this point because the emotional suffering is so intense
>i don't care about my family since it's their fault
>i hope i rot in hell
I consider suicide daily :(
>>696001854
post her fucking pics so we can fap to that image too anon
>>696001787
ER is free dufuss. just go. hell, if you are a beaner or a nigger, it's double free. but seriously, just go. if you are really hurt, then go
>>695986965
topkek!
>>696001951
no fucking way. even her i don't hate enough to post her pics for you fucking pervs
>>695986380
bashed the fuck out of some security guards that robbed a friend of mine. There was a group of us that worked them over. Guy I targeted is now a vegetable. Cops never found us
I give zero fucks and whenever I think about it I laugh
>>695998444
checked
>>696001740
A little hard considering they're two states over, and I really don't want to ruin a career of a friend.
To be honest, I don't know what to say or do about the whole scenario. If my son is sucking titty still, good for him.
>>696002077
well, you either die the chemo or you live long enough to see yourself become the cancer. pick your poison OP. we all have to deliver some day.
>>696001978
the ER where i live is 100$ just to get seen.
otherwise i would have gone already, im on day 3, its slowly fading but it still hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
i made this.
>>696002173
no no no, i'm not gotten that easy. try harder
>>696002205
where the hell do you live where they charge for the ER? and people say we are fucked?
>>696002210
>>696002361
your mom is a woman and needs her needs just like every other person. get the fuck over it.
>>696002361
Stop going through her shit
>>696002335
south carolina, only ER area around where i live is roper st Francis, 100$ to be seen, plus extra for w/e equipment they use.
there is a free clinic i can go to, but its about 25 min away down the interstate and i have to have an appointment first.
>>695989201
Do it again
>>696002605
oh fuking god im in SC too. tell me where you are, i'll fucking give you $100 to go to the doctor if i know it's going to the doctor and not up a crack pipe
>>695988879
oh the madman
>>696002439
>>696002537
Hahahaha he deleted it, the fuckin cuck
>>696002784
goose creek off red bank road, i have a paypal it can be sent to if you're serious.
>>696000082
Thanks
>>696003000
talk to me off this POS site so i see you are real. i'm real but i don't just pass it out to anybody. but if you are real, talk to me
I got DID or split personality
>>696003274
got skype or discord?
my name is chef
>>695999864
Pedo is pre-pubescent, Hebe is pubescent.
>>696003381
just email is fine, i'm not finicky
>>696003456
cainharvest @ gmail
had crush on my best friend
cute 5'2 Asian girl, slender, doesn't feel tight but its clean.
forever then finally fucked my best friend and came inside her on purpose. wanted to get her prego, luckily she didn't. shes a horrible fuck just lays there..
>>695990793
kinky
dunked my iphone in water when i installed ios7
>>696003549
>cainharvest @ gmail
just made this didn't you? strike one
I have told everyone that I have huge penis, [spoiler]but it's actually quite small.[/spoiler]
>>696003833
Nope, ive had this for a long time now.
>>696001579
Are you the same anon as this one?
>>696001579
pretty good 8/10
>>696003934
you do know it's illegal for an ER to charge someone for service before the service, right? that's why it's called an ER. someone is dying and like they are going to say, "but i must have a credit card before i will stop the bleeding". the gubment don't allow that
>>696004145
nah thats a different anon
>>696004391
you'd think so but the ER in question has a long history of harassment for 'unpaid bills' to the point of actually being sued over it, and the last thing i need again is being called every day at 5-7am from their collections less than a month after seeing them.
not only that the last one i had to go to ( i cant remember the name) did exactly that, refused to see me unless i had 90$ to shell out, though that was more of a 'super' clinic than an ER.
i haven't been to a proper facility in ages so I'm not entirely sure how they work anymore.
"you don't feel the steel til it's hangin out yo back"
"as you lie there naked like a body in a tomb"
---Bon Scott
>>696004781
no, i don't think so, i know it's illegal for them to do that. so you have obviously some issues with, where did you say you are in SC, i forgot but i would lay those bastards out because under new or old law they cannot refuse an ER patient.
>>696005079
Goose creek, nearest ER is roper st francis off rivers ave.
if it continues another day or so without going away any more ill just have to buckle down and go regardless of debt, cus theres no way in hell i can work like this haha.
i'm going to go and try to lay down again, thanks for caring enough to give advice.
>>696004781
and no one said you didn't have to pay for it in the end. you just can't be refused to treatment under existing law. hell, every deadbeat skates on it, just be another deadbeat
>>695986380
I'm racist and sexist.
I jack off to shemale porn and would fuck a passable trap if I could meet one.
I enjoy watching women get the shit beat out of them.
I've jacked off to rape scenes in movies more than once.
I think Trump is an idiot but it's nice to see him cater to my fellow bigots.
>>696005310
>off rivers ave.
do you know the air force bar from back about 1989?
>>696005532
cant say i do, I'm only 30, but the name does sound familiar.
>>696005519
>I think Trump is an idiot
but he's not. he's not my first choice but he's about the next Reagan truth be told. and what is the alternative, hillrarary fucking clinton. i'd sooner see al capone that that in the white house again. are you so young you don't remember how happy people were to get rid of Bill?
i ate the tortilla chips!
>>696005695
oh shit, i could tell you some stories. once i was in there and it was a 50/50 if i would get out alive or i would own the place tomorrow. that was fun as fuck, and i was not on a bike, i was driving a datsun. fun times
>>696005819
sounds like something one of my uncles might of been part of, dude ran with the hells angels for a good while and was a dealer for them, hes told me some pretty messed up stories about shit hes watched them do, even gave me his old piece, which is a single short barrel shot gun, fancy looking as hell and silver.
I was raped when I was 10 by a 14 year old "friend" and was confused sexually into my early 20s. Never told anyone because I felt guilty for some reason (grew up really religious). In a cruelly ironic twist, I couldn't help myself and ended up molesting an 8 year old on two separate occasions when I was 14. She seemed into it, but it's not an excuse. It was wrong and I don't ever want to know what effect I had on her. Our families are in contact regularly, but I never talk to them. I suppose she won't rat on me, she has graduated high school at this point so if she were going to she probably would have already.
I don't seek companionship or participate in the dating scene because I hate myself for what I did and physical contact with others sends chills up my spine.
Normal people are supposed to enjoy physical intimacy, all it does is send chills up my spine and make me extremely nervous. Ignoring those feelings has gotten easier, but they never go away.
>>695986380
I don't like the women of my country anymore. I want a housewife, we only have half alcoholic sluts. :^(
>>696006172
i walked in the place wearing a leather jacket and boots, i'm 6/3 anyway and with the boot heels i'm about 6/5. i acted like i owned the place then i backed down the only guy in there that fucked with me. they treated me like the king after that, i assume that's the way it is in biker society. then i left.
my dad didn't come home last night and now he's not answering his gmail and i honestly hope that he's literally a missing person and not just drunk at some bar
>>696006566
he's probably just drunk at some bar. i would be if i had to keep picking out store fronts
>>696006536
from what my uncle has told me, if you ever back down to anything when it comes to being in a biker gang, you're petty much the bitch of the group and are often beaten and kicked out.
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>>696006720
well, i was a bit younger then. so i was a badass in my own right. but it's also probably a good thin i left when i did. i had a wife at the hotel in north charleston and she needed fucking bad.
>be 10m sent to after school daycare/babysitting at elderly ladies home with about 10 other kids
>play in basement away from other kids, most were younger
>new girl arrives, 12, show her basement away from the toddlers
>introduces me to classic game like doctor, post office, play house etc.
>tells me i'm her husband and we have to do husband and wife things
>teaches me how to finger her inside her panties
>do it almost every weekday for 6 months or more
>just go in the basement, kiss a little and finger her til she said stop
tl;dr I was molested and loved every minute, wish I'd been brave enough to push the limits a little more
>>695986878
Would you have sex with a real dog if he commanded it?
>>696006910
>but it's also probably a good thin i left when i did.
more than likely, never know when a biker gangs gonna get brutal.
>>696006910
>i had a wife at the hotel in north charleston and she needed fucking bad
actually, let me tell you about that ex wife. picture this. a 5'4" redhead, but not your normal redhead. this girl was tan as fuck, she must of had a nigger or a sand nigger in the woodpile somewhere. she could tan brown as a berry, as they say. and the kicker, she looked just like emma watson, but with red hair. now the 2nd kicker, she was the ultimate fucking bitch idiot, i had to divorce her. but goddamn that was good pussy, and she had never had a kid the whole time i was married to her. oh god that was good pussy. just sayin
wifey now is way better in every respect, but damn that strawberry pussy was good. i loved sucking her off
>>695986380
i'm black
>>696007714
You don't belong here nig
i'm white but i have taken many "white girl trapped in a black girls body"
i feel so damn sorry for them. they are one of us but white guys give them no love....but i do
>>696001866
Sorry anon
>>695986380
Dated a beautiful trans girl for two years, nobody had a clue that I was sucking cock instead of eating pussy. We still hook up when she's in town. It's the best kind of relationship.
>>696007934
I too seem to target in on black girls who act white.
They love the attention and the sex has been great!
>>696008019
yep the best sex i ever had was with a black white girl. i ditched her the next day, though i shouldn't have. she was top fucking shelf. i just couldn't stand her perfume, you know how them nigger girls are with that shit
my neighbour died of a heroin overdose and i left him there on purpose. they found his body 3 weeks later
>>696008244
cool, pics?
>>696007779
i know
spy cam my wife. shared a video of her masturbating with a friend of mine. he will be back in town soon and i am going to show him another one. gonna be honest and admit that if the chance happens to come up, i want to suck his dick while he watches the video of my wife. weirdo. i know.
>>696008195
I actually fell for one but she said she had to date white guys in secret, her dad insisted she only be with black guys.
Says she will just have to hide it til he's dead.
But white people are racist.
When I was 14 I walked in on my Mum blowing the family dog. Walked in the room, made eye contact, she almost choked, I blurted out 'hi' and quickly noped out of the room. Locked myself in the downstairs bathroom, completely embarrassed and dumbfounded as to what my next move should be. Sat in there for like 10 mins before my Mum knocked on the door and asked if I wanted pizza?! WTF? Sheepishly said 'Um, yeah, ok...' She replied, 'we're not going to talk about this, ok?' 'Ok.' Back then I was pretty disgusted, now, age 39, it makes my cock fucking diamonds when I think back... She's 62 now... Owns another little lap dog...
>>696008348
i feel you man, i could have damn near fell for this girl, she was seriously white girt in a black body and she told me she was, she hated blacks and she was married at the time to a black guy but was fucking me. go figure
>>696008477
walk the dinosaur dude
>>695986734
Go ahead and try to sue, I've got money out the wazoo
>>696008333
note the trips. nicely done. i hope you enjoy sucking your friends dick. any chance of him fucking your wife?
>>695986380
Got a vasectomy so not to have more kids. Regret it. A couple of people asking me to help them get preggers; can't.
>>696008306
no...
His music was fucking blasting so i went to his apartment. he was on the couch, bluish face, vomit everywhere with several syringes on the coffee table. He also had an abscess on his arm. was pretty shaken up. Turned the music off, locked the apartment door, went upstairs, took a shower and went to sleep.
I possibly have a kid to a girl that I fucked at a party 4 years ago. She tried to tell me I was a father and I denied it, said I was infertile and I'd demand a DNA test if she didn't stop her shit.
Barebacked her again a couple years later.
Haven't drank or fucked random chicks at parties since.
Jesus is the truth but it's a secret the world hates to hear
>>696008771
Don't tell them, just "help" a lot anyway ;)
>>696008885
>Haven't drank or fucked random chicks at parties since
the not fucking random chicks at parties, that's probably a good idea if you are over 15 years old. i would never stop drinking, that would just be silly
>>696008993
That would be nice, but they came to my wife asking for help (they are her friends). Since their goal is kids they moved on right away.
>>696008981
it's a fantasy that you want to spread for some odd demented reason, just like allah
>>696008477
Perfect blackmail opportunity there.
>>695986380
I was trained as an assassin by my country's intelligence service. Did it for 20 years - 10 for my country and 10 freelancing for "western" nations.
>>696004474
>exact same story
>different anon
The bullshit is strong in this one
>>696001866
You are not what you was, you are what you are and what you will, burn the past, do whatever, you are your worst enemy, worst case scenario seems sunshines and lollipops compared to your current situation, so go out and do everything different, become something new.
>>695986859
Story?
Male or female?
I won't ever like anyone, I'll have to lower my standards or will be alone.
>>695986859
I did that after my divorce too, but I mostly mutilated them by sticking them into as many pussy's as I could for about a year.
>Attend to the Rothschild family, whether it revolves around daily tasks, media, deletion requests of articles or websites on the internet, etc.
>325K a year, but I am also given early soon-to-be successful stock options.
>29
I have honestly thought about ending my life, due to what I know and the things I have seen, but the money keeps me going.
>>695997419
Dude your fag is showing..
>>695986649
>before
>>696009106
I'm 27 in a couple days. I want to agree that drinking is great but I get so fucked up I end up fucking skanks I wouldn't dream of even looking at when I'm sober.
Never gotten an STD than fuck but the fact that id is possibly mine scares the shit out of me.
I'm the type of guy that detests kids and the thought of having one is enough to make me nope out. Thankfully the chick in question is a raging slut so she won't waste money on a DNA test cause she knows the odds of it being mine are fucking slim.
Still a hell of a wake up call for me though