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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Made some really neat ones with my gf
>>695980247
lol that one was so fucked up
>>695980247
Faggy
>>695980247
mustard gas
anyone got the bernie sanders glowsticks one?
>>695979858
I know is supposed to hurt but i cant seem to do it correctly (i want to test it so i can tell friends to do it)
>>695979858
Ah muh wristbones
That hurts after a while
>>695980866
Nice dubs
>>695983004
Is this legit ?
>>695979858
Hahaha more cancer brah! Ebin! Brah post more cancer! Man /b/ is so great. I wonder what it feels like for my balls to drop...
>>695983343
yes, it's the difference between cutting a slit in your vein/artery or splitting it in half and bleeding out
>>695979858
Op forgot to mention you should have your dick in his mitt while he does this
>>695979858
>I get an orgasm from moving my hand up and down!
I really hope no faggot can fall for this
There used to be a pic like this but said "how to become more flexible" or around there
>>695979858
I have done this and experienced no ill effects. What's wrong with me?
>>695980247
LOL Can you just imagine if God is real and one day you finally die only to appear before him and call you a "murderer"?
Just imagine the LULZ you will have then having killed one or more people who were really gullible. I mean just the thought of all those laughs and giggle..
Oh my.
>>695984929
>implying this can kill you
(1/2) saved from another thread.
>>695985064
(2/2) I have no Idea if this works.
>>695985035
Inhaling mustard gas is a fairly effective way to kill yourself.
>>695985147
Induced schizophrenia /b/ro. Of course it works
>>695986321
I had a friend that did that... blew his fucking mind alright...
>>695986510
its legit
glad he had a good time
>>695979858
mods
>>695985064
>>695985147
this is tibetan buddhism, a part of tantra.
>>695982019
these explode and release chlorine gas just so you know
Anyone have the noose pic
>>695987211
and here's another pic for free
>>695985147
I recall reading something from here about a guy that created a tulpa, and it was one nasty, abusive fucker. I'm good.
>>695987421
Hey I use that know for work! :)
>>695987753
(: neat shit friendo
>>695985147
I'm seriously considering creating a tulpa. Also do you know what kind of abusive stuff?
>>695987887
why the fuck didnt you chime in more the other day then?
the fuck
>>695984063
pure genius
This one is actually really good
>>695986536
ima try this set
The released gas is a substance that is used in medical supplies to make you cough
>>695987773
lol, does this just make terracotta shrapnel in your living room?
>>695984063
Kek
>>695979858
What the fuck op, this is painful not an orgasm
Do you do that while holding a dick in your hand? Then it's just regular fapping.
>>695979858
Is the idea that you try it and break your thumb?
That is actually something to check thumb tendons integrity. Its called Filkenstein. Check on google
>>695979858 (OP)
>>695989275
No, it fucks up your tendon pretty badly.
>>695989272
>ride bike
>you'll save time
i stopped
>>695987211
IM trying to do this right now and it's so difficult
>>695987753
I use this one too! :D
>>695989568
you're an autist m8
took me one try following the pic years ago and ive known it since.
>>695989779
well give me a minute and see if I can do it.
anyone got illegal infographics from yesterdays thread infographics and has anyone got infographic that tellsyou how you to hide rar fileswith normal images
>>695990794
consider it
>>695988636
cool a chlorine gas bomb, thx m8
>>695990887
videos on youtube even.
look it up
>>695979858
I just did this and felt something snap inside my wrist. And now my arm and hand are turning black. I think I have internal bleeding you fucking mother fucker!!!!
>>695979858
Even better,
if you know someone has TMJ tell them to open their mouth as wide as they can and quickly clamp their jaws shut as fast as they can.
The pain brings you to your knees.
>>695988636
Wouldnt they cancel eachother out
>>695987211
I've got mine ready for short drop suspension suicide, with o ring for less pain.
>>695990844
those are really easy to detect, it's just a very old trick.
steganography is going a long way and just adding a .rar behind a picture is not very good.
effective ways are manipulating a large set of pictures by slightly changing colours in them. not very safe either if copies of those files exist, but if you took them yourself and change them without leaving other trace on the file:s it's ok
>>695988775
Hot shrapnel to light the room on fire, yes. Why anyone would think that you'd get more heat out of the same chemical reaction, I don't know. But I suppose it's technically true. You *will* heat up an entire room with this.
>>695989779
I did it
>>695989272
>don't invest in harddrives, use gmail
>buy DVDs to store your data, always nice to have a backup
>>695988243
looks delicious but looks like a lot of work to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>695991809
It really is a handy knot tbh, I've used it when tent stakes have uneven ground and it helps to use the space of the rope as well as secure it. when I was younger I found myself tying it just to pretend I'm hanging one of my fingers for fun
>>695992339
And yeah I might make those sometime
>>695988243
Nice fucking try.
THIS is mustard gas
>>695992634
thAnks anon!
>>695992515
did you also try it out on stray cats aswell?
>>695987950
Rip dick
>>695991495
what are you hanging? puppies?
you edgy faglord
>>695992734
Nope, not mentally unstable. I was always THAT bored because everyone was either a douche foot-ball player or too much of a pussy to get out from underneath their beds. I don't know why I feel the need to explain; but I was just adventurous really. I wanted to go exploring and shit cause all I'd ever hear about is stuff that already happened. Like I said, I was pretty bored
>>695988243
Nom nom fatty
>>695986510
What does it actually do?
>>695993157
How about the measurements virgin?
i have a lot of info pics.. i guess i'll dump. here it goes. stay tuned for fitness, survival and other shit.
i also have a picture that you all will like and here is a website for a bunch of knowledge and information all you knowledge lovers will like: https://info.stylee32.net/
okay dumping now.
>>695990229
crikey, that's cringe-central
>>695993866
Did you even look in the pictures? It tells you how much sugar and leaves you use.
>>695993157
What does this taste like?
3. Love this one. For all you fitness junkies, here is a great protein shake. You can also add your daily scoop of creatine!
>>695990229
The call center job
> -1HP
> -1HP
> -1HP
So fucking true. Been there, done that
>>695994141
According to a critical (yet somewhat-helpful review)
A few notes on what's wrong with this recipe: 1) Double the amount of dandelion flowers. The flowers are best picked at mid-morning to mid-day. When preparing them remove all the green, especially the green stalk which is very bitter. Most of the green sepals should be removed as well, but if a few get through that's fine, they'll add some body. 2) Allow the flowers to steep for 2 days, not 4 minutes. Keep the pot covered during this time. 3) After 2 days strain off the flowers, add the remaining ingredients except the yeast, but as others have noted only use half the sugar. 1-2 lbs (2-4 cups) of sugar will be plenty, depending on how dry or sweet you like your wine. 4) Bring it back to a boil for 10 minutes and then put the liquid into your sterilized primary fermentator. After it has cooled to roughly 30 C or 90 F add the wine yeast (not baker's yeast, although that might do in a pinch) and the fermentation lock. When the bubbling has mostly subsided (10-14 days) remove the liquid from the lees and rack it for 2 months before bottling (unless you like exploding bottles). Like all wines, it's best if it's aged in the bottle for at least a year, although there'll be a noticible improvement after just 6 months.
muscle chart and exercises.
also the big lifts: squats for legs. bench for triceps/chest. pullups or chinups for back and biceps. deadlifts for back. Overhead press, seated or standing for shoulders. These exercises (the ones i typed out) will cover everything you need for basic overall fitness and strength. Also, sprinting will increase fast twitch muscle fibers, help you lose weight, increase HGH output, increase testosterone AND shed fat really well.
>>695991495
will that ring actualy help?
im doing a shit job numbering these. i give up on trying to number these. just enjoy anons.
>>695994653
very much so, it is very hard to find good info and i am still experimenting but basically it takes tension off the windpipe and more on the carotids
more health shit. enjoy health nuts. more to come.
>>695994776
Appreciate the effort bud, digging it.
>>695994521
Shit man I was hoping I could just do this without buying anything and get drunk every night. Could I get wine yeast and a fermentation container from Walmart?
>>695984063
From bash.org
Does anyone have an infographic on how to make pancakes?
>>695979858
I don't understand what this is supposed to do. I get that it's supposed to hurt, or injure you somehow, but it doesn't.
heres a lucid dreaming one. personally i used to do this to meditate and can attest to most of it but didnt know that when i reached the later stages of pic related i could start lucid dreaming. this is very easy to do. enjoy this one guys.
>>695979858
kek I tried this for some reason and I heard something crack.
>>695995129
you might as well just buy a bottle of wine at that point. if you're going to a place that sells liquor
>>695995269
And I'd hate to intentionally do this to myself. I never have good experiences when dreaming in general, they're different from nightmares but still uncomfortable. and for me lucid dreaming is awful
>>695991147
falling for b8 here
nah m8 you just snapped a tendon in your wrist, go to the doc and he'll patch you up
>>695993837
Makes you trip, that and other natural trips like morning glory turned him into holographic-faced creep. I write this hypocritically while tripping on half a tab myself though. Everything in moderation.
>>695989272
I'd rather try the suicide crystals than take half of the "advice" this autistic NEET is spewing
now for survival infos!
after you look at this top teir cum of course
>>695994981
more to come buddy. got plenty.
water filtration system! eat this one up anon. i'm going to try this one some day soon.
screen-cap from earlier from another thread. To create mustard gas.
>>695996007
forgot pic :-)
>>695995716
>soy
>literal male kryptonite
>>695993973
Nice try faggot
This is basically a cannon so unless you want to blow hot Ramen everywhere, just cook that shit on a stove
>>695989272
>Grifts and scavenges for discounts
>Buys a mac
a teriyaki chicken recipe! i have yet to make it
>>695984063
Thank you based Stanhope
>>695995716
There are a ton of these. Has anyone ever done any of them? I always wondered because most of them seem harmless based off ingredient list (it isn't like the crystal making meme). So has anyone made their juice master race with one of these infographics?
arm training
>>695996073
Yeah... still boiling it.
>>695996305
apparently soy is bad for your cum. i got trolled. >>695995716 <Me
>>695996391
is the pic fake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqflM8NYim4
>>695984505
I actually do get orgasms from moving my hand up and down
>>695996073
>good microbes
>bad microbes
>>695996391
this guy gets it
>>695996503
you do that shit in order to filter particles out of the water, nor organisms
>>695996532
>tea spoon
>table spoon
I hate that we've got 2 spoon for measurement. It's fucking stupid.
>>695987887
Make a waifu then.
>>695996790
thanks for the heads up. so in order for the water to be drinkable i'd have to boil it. got it.
>>695990229
This makes me want to try even less
>>695981516
This has the potential to tear your fucking tendon sending you to the hospital so yeah have fun dumbass>>695981789
>>695986510
What do you mean?
>>695998091
3deep5me
>>695981597
>>695987582
>>695993157
whats the source on all these ones?
>>695998362
It's a book called More Show Me How, i think you can purchase it online.
>>695998091
except you are black. you get shot anyway
>>695983004
Down the river not across the stream
>>695987773
So, basically a poor mans slow cooking frag grenade?
>>695987753
You're a massive tool.
>>695985064
>>695985147
>mfw something similar was teached to me and forced onto me in mosque
>>695987296
tried this, it's awesome! never been so high
>>695987931
Thank you good sir.
>>695979858
Fuck you!
>>695988245
Don't, it creates air pockets in your blood which kills you
>>695979858
Looks painless, will try
>>695982019
We need to spread this all over the internet
>>695985147
well ill do anything once. i have it all set up
>>695999605
Lmao, it destroys your tendons.. unless you are just trolling.
>>695999523
oh shit! i already did 2 sets! how long do i have left?
posting
>>696000031
sheeeit i was 32 off
>>696999999
>>695998583
No, this works for niggers as well. Considering that white people are shot more by cops per capita.
Have some porn instead
>>695987887
nah dude tulpas don't exist your just inviting a
demon/jhin from the 4th dimension to leech off of your .
energy and terrorize you have fun, Buddhism has been linked to possession and demonic forces. Don't get baited fam.
DO NOT DO THIS
DO NOT DO THIS
I did this a couple months back when posted. Had the strongest orgasm of my life. Could literally not move my legs for 10 minutes, and thought I was paralyzed.Somehow, it triggers your prostate to empy out, fucking cum EVERYWHERE. I think got my keyboard pregnant.
>>695983657
sounds like you fell for it
>>695996154
You big stupid dumbie, I have made a simpler one of these before. l2hobostove
>>696000314
edge more you fucking sperg
>>696000301
>And I can make these assertions based on nothing at all!!1
>>695987174
Wait, it is really true?
>>696000560
>edge
I do not think this word means what you think it does.
>>695987931
Cool, an israelian created a cardboard bicicle, it can substain 500 punds.
Why are we still using car out of metal? cardboard is the future!
>>695986589
Who the hell wants to have to swallow 30 pills to trip? Pill method is retarded.
>>695996154
rocket stoves are a well known thing you mong
>>696000568
I've interacted with demons/been possessed,
my family has a background in paganism, my
aunt still actively practices it, I've delved into black
magic before that's when i had most of my
paranormal experiences it got to the point were i
was getting headaches/agitated from bible
quotes
and crosses. One day I was walking down my
apt. stairwell and the emergency lights game on
meaning something was sapping the energy
around me as soon as i left the stair well they
turned off, this also followed by an extreme
urge to cry. Ive had demons talk to me and
have felt things trying to sap my energy/get
inside me while sleeping to wake up to a
transparent apparition. This tulpa thing is a
fucking troll/trap do some research on the
occult.
And no I'm not a christian fag and I've never really identified with any religion.
Give a little back for what I got.
>>696001155
Dubs never lie
Summoning a demon sounds pretty interesting anyways, I might as well do it.
I'm not going to do anything else with my life
>>696001155
Can i summon a succubus to succ and ge me to bust?
Anyone got the how to run from the police
>>695995519
well this causes sleep paralysis not lucid dreaming so...
>>695990824
Hahaha religious burn.
>>696001348
Im with this guy
>>695989847
Will these cocktails get me drunk??
>>695980247
what actually happens if you do this?
>>696001348
>>696001477
Trust me it sounds nice but don't fuck with the
occult or demons you'll end up going fucking
crazy, and develop an eating disorder/extreme
paranoia. And probably end up in a psych ward.
Its true they don't have the power in this realm to kill you but if you welcome multiple demons to use inside of you it can really fuck you up.
https://youtu.be/gpV66RB3u7s
>>696001328
how is this helpful? you can download all the instruction manuals from the homepage of the DoA
>>695995670
Morning glories would be so much better if it didn't taste like rancid. Makes me sick thinking about the taste and smell.
>>695986415
As a cliff diver I can agree with the head first warning and back breaking shit... If you have a perfect entry and don't prepare for it you will hit 15+ feet deep in less than a second and it hurts like a bitch...
>>696001919
It makes chlorine gas
there is a post around somewhere of somebody who tried it and he passed out and ended up in hospital
>>696001933
sorry for my shitty English i'm an insomniac.
and its 4 am>>696001348
>>696001477
>>695996340
Blurry as fuck when you try and zoom in
>>695982019
Change Bernie to Trump pls
>>695979858
this shit is fucking painful my left hand oh my god what the fuc is wrong with u
>>696001933
im currently controling a demon like a drone
i consume some for power
>>696001933
>>696002022
The fact that you continue to get dubs makes me want to do it even more.
Is your insomnia related to messing with black magic and the sort?
>>695986589
does it matter what kind of cactus you have?
>>695994171
That is fucking terrible for anything but getting blubber fat. Fuckin fag.
>>695986589
why arent cactus's illegal? this seems right up there with weed.
>>695986233
Nice dubs sir. What movie is that?
>>696002260
No you can use the ones you can buy at wallmart in the flower section
>>696002151
Its paranoia which started from hallucinations,
shortly after experiencing signs of possession.
I don't go to sleep before during or around the
witching hour which is 3am.
Блять, больно!
>>695996164
im fucking dying of kek
>>696002378
Entourage, it's a TV show in the US
>>695987990
so you can use a sparkler to light it>?
Dumping what I haven't seen here
>>696002401
I sleep from 1pm to 12am already
>>695980247
>Pennies are still made from copper
>>696002907
Haven't been to a lecture in 2 years so can't vouch for how well this works... or really anything I've posted. Feel free to throw in any criticisms.
>>695979858
Omg don't listen to him I did it and I died, fuck you op.
>>696002983
Impress your hipster friends and tell that bearded, tattooed Baristafuck that his café mélange is tres shit.
>>696003168
Any anons picked up any good side cash doing web design or other freelance work? How useful is HTML coding in the age of WIX?
>>695985064
>>695985147
This produces mustard gas.
>>696003344
In Ancient Greece and Rome and even medieval Europe and Baghdad you'd study Aristotle's book on Rhetoric.
I'm sure a marketing class would cover much of the same technical area today
>>695985147
>Implying I don't already feel constantly hung over
>>696002774
Go for it champ i can't stop you from trying,
also going to note not every person can
perceive the paranormal like i can my aunt can feel the presence of ghosts/communicate with them and such, And as I said my ancestors were pagan. I've had satanist fags try to convert me telling me that they seek out people like me that can connect them to the deity that they worship. But the one thing that stands true is demons don't like humans and will do what ever they can to use them.
worst case scenario you just become a schizo
>>695998091
>>696000168
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/21/us/miami-officer-involved-shooting/
the white guy wasn't doing what they wanted so they shot the unarmed black guy with his hands up
>>696003614
Thanks for the honestly, I'll think about it.
I don't think I have an affinity to the occult though
>>695984204
You tried it you dumb fuck....
>>695986265
What the fuck this is the stupidest grenade I've seen its instant death. Unless you use this as a trip mine.
>>696002999
checkqued
>>695988211
thank you this was mildly interesting
>>696002355
These cacti aren't illegal because they're fucking disgusting. Most people don't bother because of it's nauseating consumption hence why Hawaiian baby woodrose and morning glory seeds aren't illegal either. Things have to be easy to abuse in order for the to be scheduled.
>>695981597
Boi
>>695986321
So this is a guide on how to reenact the scene from Avatar? Friendly mushrooms!
>>695988397
God, I hated the Oblivion minigame. "You'll hear a tink when it's just right." WHICH FUCKING TINK, NIGGERS??
>>695994937
Thanks, yo. Always a fan of this.
>>695990824
love it
contribootin.
>>695995269
yeah sure, and then get a spoopy skeleton in my room and shit myself and wake up
>>695979858
don't do it, it releases mustard gas present in the area you break
>>696000738
Cute! Too bad about that bitch hag 'reality'.
>>695999523
What? Is it about the order? I'm pretty sure these are legit ab training exercises.
>>696001933
>>696001933
>talks out of ass
>>>/x/
>>696001155
Stopped at the first sentence. No one gives a fuck, faggot. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>696005181
the fuck are you talkin bout commie? i need a 30 calibre machine gun from the korean war to protegd my family and my poperdy because not only am i a piss weak amerifat who couldnt fight off a little kid with my bare hands but muh 2nd amendment
>>696003689
Wow, great anecdote. I don't care about individual instances, actually. Big whoops, some cops are racist, but when we start painting with broad strokes we end up with cops getting shot.
>>696005485
praise jesus and the 2nd amendment
>>696005566
>we end up with cops getting shot.
>>696005566
i actually dont think that was a race thing, i think it was just a cop not following protocol who got nervous and accidentally shot him.
>>696005400
It's impossible to have air pockets in your bloodstream when you're going about your day to day life. The only time you need to worry about gas embolism is if you're diving.
>>696005485
You do realize that machine guns were banned for civilians in 1986, right? Only a few people still have any, with exception of law enforcement.
>>696005404
I never go on /x/ >>696000301
>>696001155
>>696001933
>>696002401
>>696003614
this is all me I'd understand why you wouldn't believe anything ive said because it definity sounds far-fetched, plus this is fucking /b/.
just don't do try to do the tulpa thing. Like a retard.
>>696005181
And what would reality do to present a contradiction?
>>696005485
This is reddit tier as fuck.
When someone comes into your house, why risk a fist fight? If he is stronger than you, you're fucked. If he is a better fighter, your fucked. Defending your family isn't a meritocracy, and we don't live in a Darwinian society. Big tough fucking keyboard warrior over here wants to tell me that I need to be able to reliably defeat any thug in a fist fight? You're a fucking idiot.
>I need a gun to protect my family
>Second ammendment
They aren't related, you pinko faggot.
>>696002671
Only if it's one of the good ones. The ones I've been seeing lately burn so dimly that you'd never have enough heat.
>>695987773
I don't understand, how is this dangerous?
>>696005775
so it wont cause air bubbles in your blood stream?
>>696005702
Nigger detected.
I honestly don't mind that there are coons getting shot. The point is that they are getting shit because they commit more crime, and even then they aren't getting shit in exceptionally high numbers relatively.
>>696005864
>why risk a fight
because im not a 200 kilo fucking pusshole with no balls
man the fuck up anon.
>>696003689
>does that autist have a gun?
>hmm can't tell, better shoot the black guy just to be safe
>>696003886
>to tripwire or timpuller
>>695988775
>>695991606
bullshit
i did this
and it works fine
fucking moron
go back to school an learn about physics
>>696005894
Unless you're injecting yourself with gas while you're doing it, no.
>>696006095
obvious b8
>>696006116
you promise?
>>695984063
okay, why does everyone trying to kill themselves have to be naked?
>>696005894
Don't try shit you see on /b/ next time, even if it sounds real. Just in case.
>>696001919
basically you permanently scar your lungs because you are breathing acid because thats whats gonna be in the air soon enough.
both imemditately and long-term far more dagerous than pretty much anything else you could do to your lungs.
also, getting some of it into your eyes give you an extra blind bonus (because sine you were dumb enough to stay in the vincinity of that mix you also dont wear safety googles)
>>696006018
I value my family and my rights more than I value my masculinity, you vain child.
>Post a statistic that unironically takes out homicides in general as if gun deaths mean anything more than stabbing deaths.
Your statistics are baby food. If you want a proper meal, you need to go deeper than that.
>>695984204
her nipples make no sense
>>696006047
Which is fair. It's just a nigger.
>>696006267
Does it create crystals tho?
>>696001919
>this kills the crab
>>696006184
I don't know, find out for yourself, Anon.
>>696006328
If you got rid of the moisture and somehow solidified the acid, you would get either a powder or a crystalline solid.
>>696004381
You're joking right? It was all about watching the speed that the pins jumped and clicking when they were at the top. Just keep bumping till you get a slow jump.
>>696006328
probably.
but you would also get crystals if you used only hot water, salt and a put a string (or a straw, or whatever the fuck you feel like) in there.
all other ingredients are just to ensure toxic fumes/dangerous and splashes.
the secret of getting awesome crystals is using a good material (sugar is better than salt) and making sure it is not subject to any vibrations (even just stepping around it) for hours on.
>>696006292
Oh, Sweet summerchild.
i don't know what it is with you pathetic amerifat rightwing /k/fags but here's the thing.
if someone breaks into your house they are there to steal electronics not murder and rape your entire family and when interpreted literally 99% of them will run as soon as they hear you coming, if you pull a gun on someone especially if you live in 'murica you are more likely to be shot and stabbed than you are to successfully defend yourself with your civil liberties. TL;DR you're just a faggot and you have no defense for your point.
>>696006328
oh and i forgot you only get NICE crystals if the solution is REALLY REALLY clean so ONLY salt/sugar and destilled water would be far better if you are after crystals
>>696006603
>99% of them will run as soon as they hear you coming,
Even though that's a made up number, let's assume it's true. So what happens that other 1 time out of 100?
>>696006603
>Still only factoring in gun related homicides
Jesus Christ...
Sure, most of the time they don't want anything from you.
Most of the time you aren't having your house invaded either.
So why have any kind of home protection? Why lock doors? Why have alarms?
This other stat you mention is ludicrous as well. The point of using it is so that your maintain your property and your safety. Not only is the stat uncited, but the fact is that doing nothing could get you killed. I'm not taking that chance.
