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>>695975576
Hey Harpo, how's it going?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I'm drunk and just watched all the season 3 BoJack and just spent 6 hours crying and yelling and laughing at my computer screen in different intervals and now I need to drink more.
>>695975778
Sounds like quite the night.
>>695975693
Yo.
Trying to not be a beta right now.
my ex called me out of the blue today and wants to get back together, and im realized again how fucking impossible it is to talk to girls(or people in general)
>>695975778
>season 3
fuck me im behind.
>>695975205
>>695975778
I still need to watch that shit
I hear it's breddy gud
>>695975970
I wanted to binge it for no spoilers. Fuck. Goddammit. I need BoJack to be a story of redemption. I just can't deal with the alternate.
>>695975970
Well I'd give you advice if I could, but I can't because I'm not good at talking either
>>695976090
Definitely top 5 series I have ever watched. Easily top 3 animated series.
home late from work...
>>695975846
Damn more like this please.
>>695976028
gah I think my apartment has fleas
>>695976299
Hey Wyla dude.
>>695976466
Sorry, can't do requests, my folder isn't organized.
>>695976206
She wants me bad. And im just spilling spaghetti all over.
>>695976632
Can't even help ya there bro. I've fucked up so much of my life that I cannot reliably give you any advice: unsolicited or otherwise. Just go with your gut.
>>695976632
But do you want her?
>>695976604
Worth the shot.
Mousguy here. Waddup nerds, and dashman.
>>695976837
yea, but its difficult for me to convey anything because im autistic.
>>695976499
>>695976927
>>695976927
Nothing much. Thinking about getting my grandpa's old bass fixed because I really want to play it. You?
>>695976997
So just tell her you'd like to get back together as well.
>>695976997
Write it down. Deliver it. You control what you want to convey.
>>695977052
>>695977156
I'm not sure how to turn that into another fish joke
>>695976997
brutal
I remember when I was a kid I never got along with any other children or teachers or anyone, I was tested for Autism, afterwords they found out I wasn't autistic I was just an asshole.
later on when I started getting along with people that kind of put that to rest.
I was a awful child.
>>695977276
You don't have to. I just wish I knew what the fuck to do.
>>695977072
Get gud nurd.
>>695977156
About to head home, was covered in blood earlier. Need to get mobile NS.
>>695977276
>>695977365
wish the bass or his girl problems?
this reminds me that I told myself before I'd be more careful about what conversations I jumped in to
>>695977444
How did you do that?
she wants me to come over now.
>>695977554
>this reminds me that I told myself before I'd be more careful about what conversations I jumped in to
Yeah I remember that.
I mean about the bass. It's a Fender Precision Bass, and it's pretty old. I know he replaced the pickups before he died, but they don't work. And I have no idea how to get them to work.
>>695977566
Someone forgot the cardinal rule of machinery: "Don't put tour hand anywhere you woupdn't put your dick"
This rule sorta apllies to robutts.
>>695977633
Do it, faggot!
>>695977783
Are you okay at least?
>>695977633
Do it, snek. Do the thing.
>>695977554
>>695977657
that was surprisingly hot
>>695977761
I don't know anything about music, so I don't know what to tell you
I might be tone deaf, I should find out how to test that
>>695977633
the way im thinking of it right now
she wants you
you're in a position of power
as much as you shouldn't let it get to your head
you can use it to your advantage
>with great power comes great responsibility
but what do i know
>>695977861
Never said it was my blood. I haven't even gotten any work aches yet.
>>695977934
Oh well. I'm pretty sure he has all the paperwork for everything. I may be able to figure it out.
>>695977934
>>695978024
Right. Well, is that person okay?
>>695977783
>robutt
>>695977934
>>695978103
They lost a hand. They're all right now.
>>695978386
>>695978386
robutt hand!
>>695978213
The look on that one mouses face
>Oh look a vagina!
>>695978213
>>695978192
Somone teach this man who ara is.
>>695978434
He's actually fine, and he won't be doing real work for about a year, until he can get a prosthetic. He will, however be a hands-off supervisor. Pun sorta intended.
>>695978614
>>695978626
that looks like fun
>>695978854
So he actually lost his hand? Fuck, that sucks.
>>695978894
if you say so
>>695978523
What species is that?
Sorry for the retarded question; I'm a little tired.
>>695978964
He already lost two fingers. And being a mechanic with limited tools leads to dangerous situations.
>>695978894
>>695979132
>not wanting to lay tons of eggs
these threads get some weird people
>>695979169
I'm not sure. Sorry.
>>695979187
Well that's some shitty luck. But he could do some good Jamie Lannister cosplay now.
>>695979214
>Do you want frostbite? Because that's how you get frostbite.
>>695979237
oops not actually furry
>>695979237
i have a penis...
>>695979370
>>695979374
they're over rated
>>695979279
>>695979518
i love my penis very much
>>695979518
>>695979642
weird
More alcohol!
>>695979849
>>695979752
>>695979981
She gonna have a bad time if she drank them beers before the hard a.
>>695980033
i think im done for the night
bai
Zzzzz....
>>695979335
>>695980385
>>695980646
The most love a Volvo has seen in over a decade. Jesus.
>>695980660
Peace, anon, thanks for posting!
>>695980660
Night dude.
The alcohol is starting to kill my vision. Woo!
>>695980660
bb
>>695980715
>>695980851
that sounds bad
>>695980920
Oh but getting the spins is a good sign. Means I can't feel anything. Very A++
>>695980851
drink more
>>695979335
Derp. He's a cool guy. He wants to do a big boss cosplay.
>>695981033
Sure am!
