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I dare /b/ to find me a human being either fictional or real who is more perfect than Asuka.
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>>695961475
but nobody came...
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>>695962271
motherfucker...
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>>695962271
Jessica Nigri's whole nerd persona is 100% fake and she is confirmed by her ex as hating her fans and forcing betas to make her costumes for her

8.5/10 looks
-5 for personality
3.5/10
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>>695961475
Mosin babe
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>>695962546
and yet i couldn't give 1/5 of a 1/2 eaten shit.
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>>695961475
Asuka's great, but I prefer my waifu.
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>>695961475

easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DySnX5TwMMw
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>>695961475 Rei
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>>695964067
>human being
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>>695961475
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>>695961475
Done faggot
/thread
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i like this thread, anon, however ive already claimed asuka as my waifu.
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>>695961475
Obvious.
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trick questiiion
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>>695965528
Who's this retarded cunt?
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i love you op
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>>695965509
What if girl was Zarudo?
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Darry from gurren laggan season 2
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>>695961475
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>>695965813


I bet she fucks like a woman possesed.
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>>695961475
you fool. you have invited disaster
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>>695961475
Posting Nui, because Nui.
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>>695966027
I wouldnt doubt that.
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perfection right here m'ladys
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>>695961475

Be perfect, therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect.
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>>695966027
She's only 14. She probably can't even kiss right.
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>>695965732
I dunno but I wouldn't mind her retarded cunt wrapped around my retarded dick.
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>>695966545

shinji is just a beta faggot.
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>>695966545
Shikinami is like 28.
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i dont know about any perfect humans but i got a perfect organism right here
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>>695966778
I don't think there's anyone in the world I hate more than that faggot.
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>>695967203
you know who i hate?
Alex
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>>695965997
Yuffie is best girl, best that respekt bitch
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>>695967422
Yeah, fuck Alex!
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perfect you say?
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>>695967638
Yuffie looks more like a boy.
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Of course.
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>>695966174
hey little girl wanna come on my show?!
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>>695967874


Your tears are delicious. Yuffie can contort. I bet she's creative af
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>>695962546
Stop whining faggot
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My true god
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perfect human
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>>695967874
She has very little body fat.
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>>695968333
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>>695968071
You can have Mako instead
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>>695968504
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>>695966545
...and? She's crazy. Crazy bitches fuck best. They want daddy's approval.
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i have found the perfect b0ss
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>>695968190
Ay bub, you can have her.
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>>695968982
Dig up Aerith, I hear she's available. Cloud be smashing it with Tifa yo.
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>>695964914
I didnt think I would see my old waifu itt
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>>695968504
Best grill from that show
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>>695961475
asuka is a cunt. kys faggot.
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a fine specimen
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easy
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>>695969425
You mean Nui right?
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>>695969572


Fuck no
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>>695969572
Nui>Everyone else from KLK
I got your back, Nui anon!
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>>695969510
da bes
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>>695970122
She is literally the antichrist, fuck off
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>>695970344
A CUTE antichrist!
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>>695970470


Yeah, no
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>>695970122
Thanks, based Asuka anon.
>>695970344
More so a goddess
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>>695962686
What anime?
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>>695971008
Flat, unfunny, fugly and annoying af
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>>695964440
/thread
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>>695971799
>Perfect
>Fun
>Adorable
>Amazing af

ftfy
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>>695972070
None of those
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>>695969228
Clouds a faggot.
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>>695961475
This bitch rite here!
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>>695972468
But that's where you're wrong
>>695972512
m8
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>>695972512
Yiss
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>>695972512
She sexy af in these fan-artworks.
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>>695972646


I'd hate fuck her and leave her naked on the side of the road
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>>695972742
Last one of her.
Her sister is one hot piece of ass too.
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>>695964198
thats a top kek
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>>695973125
Here's is her sister.
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>>695964067
Funny joke anon.
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>>695973043
If you could, not like she wouldn't give you a mental refitting.
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>That moment when people think that kill la kill bitch is a "perfect human being "
>Totally not oversexualized
> highschool DxD is totally not hentai
>I'm watching to love ru for the plot
Kek
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>>695973358
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>>695965732
Worst grill. Only good grill's in prison school is Mari and Hana
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Sup Ryuko niggas?
>>695973043
I had shit like this somewhere.
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>>695964198
She's no doll
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>>695961475
you cant be fucking serious, but in case you are, here is the best (fictional)
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Bamboozled
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>>695973670
Did you watch NGE you fag? If NGE was too difficult to understand for you, watch the Evangelion series.
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>>695973496
She looks better than that stick-figure asuka.
>>695973512
Last one of this Sexy bitch
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>>695973786
also this tread is full of braindead anime zombies
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>>695973949
Yeah, you fucking autist. She tells Gendo just that before absorbing Adam.
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>>695973043
Got it! since this is pretty much a KLK thread should i dump lewds? i mostly have Nonon.
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>>695974002


Way too butch bro. She'd fuck you, not the other way around.
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Right here. This is a real woman who will protect you with her life, and knock your ass back in line if you forget your place!
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I love women with dark hair and bright eye colour. Also tattoos like this are just sexy af.
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>>695974426
Such a cutie. 8/10 would date
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>>695974002
What about PowerGirl dressed in SuperGirl clothes? She's hot af. Plus, not might be "human" but she certainly has human features
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>>695974426
Sure, just don't kiss her.
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>>695974188
Going to dump a few anyway.
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>>695974753
Good thing anal doesn't require kissing..
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>>695974863
Mako is not for lewd!!!
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>>695974302
You must be a skinny wimp to think that. Go back to whales or stick-figureporn,fag.
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>>695974966
Everybody for lewd, anon
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>>695973536
Hana is love, Hana is life
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>>695974426
Real women wear bikini tops.
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>>695975049


Enjoy getting a dildo up the ass then. I'm gonna enjoy a grill that likes a lil kink
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>>695973536
Did somebody say grill?
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>>695974153
U lil cunt. She's a clone what makes her to a doll because her soul is not the same. When she absorbs Adam she transcends into another entity. She once was a human being before Gendo melted Adam with his wife. Rei is a replica of shinjis mother fyi
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>>695968064
Perfect is He.
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>>695975351
Enjoy sticking yo meat in a grill
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This one is my favorite
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>>695975708
Sauce
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>>695975489
You're missing the point dipshit. She tells Gendo "I'm not a doll." before snapping his hand off, absorbing Adam and transcending. I know she's a clone. She fucking purges the clone vat before butt fucking Gendo.


Get rekt coming in here trying to school me on NGE. For the record, she's technically not a clone. She has both Lillith's and Yui's DNA in her.
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>>695976107
It's in the gif
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>>695975685


I like it hot yo
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The man. The legend.
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>>695976235
A simple question.
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>>695976584
Well good. Don't forget to slice it vertically so you can put it on a hot dog bun and eat it.
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>>695976804


Looking in the mirror? You must be.
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perfection? well i got something for ya
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>>695976983
Kek kys
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>>695976804
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>>695967008
my nigga
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>>695977240
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>>695961475
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>>695961475
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Are the KLK anons still here?
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>>695977252
>>695977510
You see that star?
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>>695976674
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>>695962271
Fake tits ugly bitch
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>>695969510
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo?
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>>695978326
yes
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Looks like Asuka?
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>>695978059
fun fact, SAO was the first anime i ever watched, and it gave me my first ever confused boner because of Kirito.

>I didnt finish the anime because i realized how shit it was after watching one episode of jojo's bizarre adventure.
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>>695978712
>Didn't finish the anime cause scared of Kirito turning him gay. Doesn't realize he's always been a bundle of sticks
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>>695964067
>>695973670
Agreed. Rei is perfection.
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