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This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.
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>>695947048
okay
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>>695947048
Yay
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>>695947267
twis
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>>695947048
Switching to easy mode out of sheer boredom
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Yay
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hope I'm not as fat.
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do i get to keep my dick?
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not posting
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>>695947048
K thx
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>>695947048
Really! YAY
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>>695947048
I don't want to deal with hard mode anymore man
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>>695947048
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fight me irl
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>>695947048
That would be interesting
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>>695947048
fuck it
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sooooo?
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I'm ok with this
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Do it, you wont
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>>695947048
I wanna be a lesbian. >>695947048
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what a tomorrow
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>>695947048
rollin'
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oh no i fucked up!
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I'm honestly worried that I'd end up pregnant almost immediately. I'd be so excited to have the female body I've always dreamed of, I'd have to resist the urge to go out and have tons of drunk sexual fun with many many penises.

...And I don't really want to resist
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I don't care if I'm male or female
>but being female wouldn't hurt
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>>695947048
Like, forever?

Well, time to find out.
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I wanna it ><
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Whoops! Complete accident
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Why not?
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Would I be a sexy woman?
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try me
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>>695947048
at least i get to suck cock and have it be normal
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Only worth it if you're sexy
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>>695947048
hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahhaha fbunnny meem friend man
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Thinking of the dragon dildos
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Hope I'm at least 8/10
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>>695947048
now we wait
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I wish
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Eh
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>>695947048
you're all faggots
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Crap
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always wanted to be a woman. hit me up boiis
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Ok.
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>>695947048
Fucking prove it
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Fake and gay
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Yay
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>>695947048
You have to respect that synchronization tho.
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>>695947048
(you)
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oops
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:^)
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good
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is this better or worse than the whole dead mom thing
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>>695947048
woo free tiddies
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asian loli roll
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fuck I didn't mean to
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Oops

Always did want a female orgasm tho
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>>695947048
ty for info
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Here's hoping
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Oh shit, misclick
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>>695950527
yes
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Oh no what a tragedy maybe I'll actually like myself aaaaa
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Roll
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>>695947048
please
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If Only
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K
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>>695947740
No

It's mine now.
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>>695947048
Kickass
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Can I have the ability to switch back and forth plz.
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Nice
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>>695947048
i am ok with this
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yeah man
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God I fucking wish
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exchange plus lol
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yeah whatever
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nice
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Op Is a lesbian
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meme
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>>695947048
If you say so.
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I sure hope so
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>>695947048
Doubt it
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Sweet!
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No
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Fuck it
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>>695952896
>X-Change threads
>I can only enjoy or get off to the ones that imply permanence, especially pregnancy end

Welp.
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>>695947048
pls
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>>695947048
This is fine
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>>695947048
Wew
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I'll take the risk.
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I better be hot
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Immunity cat. Eat it bitch
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Definitely not cursed guys. Trust.
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Sure
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ok
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what happens if I already am?
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>>695947048
I have my doubts, but okay.
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Ok
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>>695947048
I hope I'm hot
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Stop teasing me OP.
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>>695947048
One day itll happen
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>>695947048
ayy lmao
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>>695947048
First pint of estus is on me
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>>695947048
Good
>>
Alrighty then
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i wish
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Fuck yes ive always wanted a vagina
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I wouldn't mind
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Wat
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OBOYOBOYOBOY
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>>695947048
I know it won't happen, but it's still nice to dream.
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Gosh darn it, well hopefully I'll look like her
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>>695947048
Alright
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>>695953389
same but they all get me hard. I just always finish with an exchange plus one it seems lmao.
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Neato.
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Interesting.
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Ok
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Tomorrow i fap.
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Yay!
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>>695947048
Sounds like b8 m8 I r8 9/11
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I want this now
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>>695947048
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It's a good thing Im not replying then whew
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>>695947048
O
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>>695947048
wat
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>>695947048
What if you're already a woman?
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>>695956066
ayy bby u want sum fuk?
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liar
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Sure fam
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waiting on tomorrow
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>>695947048
Oh darn
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Jokes on you, I wouldn't mind.
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>>695956132
No.
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I hope im hot
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I want big fucking tits tomorrow. Double D type shit.
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help oh no
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>>695947048
wew thanks for the warning.
that was a close one
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>>695947048
NIgga
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>>695947048
O
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>>695947048
dubs
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Oh no, what a damn shame.
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>>695947048
i'll keep that in mind my dude
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Ayy lmao
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I didn't mean to I swear
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>>695947048
I'm going to take the easy life
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>>695947048
So nothing changes then.
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oops
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>>695947048
Good to know
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I will be grill?
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CUM ON VAGINA!
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>>695947740
Yes but it'll be feminine
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>>695947048
hi
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Ok
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>>695956066
Then you post tits
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>>695947048
cool
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Kek
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>>695947048
lets see
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roll
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>>695947048
That wouldn't be that bad, all I'd have to do now is find a man to leech off of and I'd be set for life
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>>695947048
y
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I'm pretty much desperate for it
here we go
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kek
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Here's hoping I will look like my sister
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pig
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>>695947048
Sure it is you fucking faggot
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I watch gangbang/mass facial/bukkake porn constantly and I always envy the women in them. I want to be one of those girls, the object of the attention and desire of all those men. I want them to fuck my mouth, pussy, and ass, and use me to get off. I want to be their source of pleasure and have their jizz rained upon and shot in me as reward.

But this fantasy doesn't work unless I'm a woman in it.
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>>695947048
sweet
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>>695947048
Sure it is you fucking faggot!
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Ive got nothing to loose
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Can't wait
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here we go
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>>695947048
I actually want to become a woman.
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>>695947048
>>695947048
Sign me up
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>>695947048
Your full of shit.
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pls
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>>695947048
what will i do first?
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>>695947048
If only this were true OP...

But unfortunately, as always, OP is a faggot.
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>>695958270
masturbate in front of a mirror
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time to be even more of a slut
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>>695947048
sauc3?
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Never
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>>695947048
Here goes.
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>>695947048
I wish.
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>>695947048
pls
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>>695947048
ok
>>
sure great
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Can I be as hot as I want?
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Hell NAW to the NAW NAW NAW heeeellllll to da naw
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But, I want a bukkake
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J
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Let's go
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If only.
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Curses aren't real duh
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>>695947048
this will not make me a women
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Fuck it why not
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i highly doubt the authenticity of your claims my fine sir and/or madame.
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> get free dinner every day
>free sex whenever i want
>can probably find online sugar daddy
>can make thousands a day being a camwhore

Is there any downsides lto being a woman
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please god
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PLX
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>>695958847
21st dead rats.
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Same universe?
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>>695958954
Being turned into a woman is not a negative effect.

Checkmate, Immunity Cat.
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>>695947048
please work
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>>695959072
Periods, childbirth, shit social status. But hey, great orgasms.
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>>695947048
fuck it
rolling
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>>695947107
I WANNA FUCK BBC
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>>695947048
damn thanks for the warning bro
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please
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>>695959441
>he fell for the childbirth and vaginal bleeding meme

Shit social status? There is literally noone with shittier social status than the average male nowadays
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Got any more wizardry for us champ?
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>>695959674
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>>695947048
i want to have easy mode
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ayyy
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>>695947048
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Lel
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Okay
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Haha
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>>695947048
Freaky Friday
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oh no! I posted.... Rip me, I guess
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Tits
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>>695947048
Am i doing this right?
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>>695947048
why not
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Nothingl iek a litle hope
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Whatever man
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>>695947048
this is illogical
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>>695947048
Fuck
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I'm so stoked to have tits.
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>>695959784
whats funny?
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>>695960847
Your mom.
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>>695947048
Lets try this, i hope that it becomes real
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>>695947048
>>
>>695947048

Sure, but only for the day. I've got shit to do on Sunday.
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Prove it
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I hope I do
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Wouldn't mind tits
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>>695961017
u post tom cruise laughing at simething that isnt funny in any way, then answer like this...are you a 10 year old wtf
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>>695960404
You mean woman
>>
K
>>
But but butt
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haha i wish fag
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>>695947048
Cummies
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>>695947048
got it
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>>695948827
What about cramps
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But what if I am a woman?
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>>695961400
>not funny in any way
This guy right here.
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>>695947048
Good job op
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>>695961400

Lol
This faggot
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;)
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How do we know you are not lying?
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>>695961400
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Will it work
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>>695947048
Yayy
>>
No
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Induring ugly women
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Will we ever know the truth
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>>695947048
sure
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>>695947048
Kk
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>inb4 op isn't lying
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OP is a faggot.
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oh i totally dont want that to happen....
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wel fuk
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Challenge accepted
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>>695947048
If only this would actually work
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>>695947048
Phew, thanks for the warning!
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>>695961627
>>695956066
You can pick from one of two options: Post tits, or get the fuck off. Either way we don't care.
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I think it'd be easier to be a grill
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woops
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>>695947048
lmao
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>>695961750
Yep 10
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>>695947048
Why not, im bi anyway
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Kek
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posting twice just in case
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Rip
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Once more just in case
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Post
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>>695947048
can i keep my dick?
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can i at least look like her?
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>>695947048
I better be cute
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:-$
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tghj
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>>695947048

That sounds like the kind of curse I'm looking for, OP.
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Pls
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okay
>>
K
>>
>>
ok
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>>695947048
Good.
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Fembois
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>>695947048
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honestly i wouldnt mind waking up a women tomorrow
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Seems legit my dude
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better than tinder, plenty of horny asian girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
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Nice try but the dead have no sex
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