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ITT: Say something intelligent.
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>>695941235
Something intelligent
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>>695941235
we wuz kangz
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Space Jam is the best film ever made
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>>695941235
i got nothin'
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>>695941292
/thread
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>>695941235
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>695941235
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence.
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You're not really living if you're not really living.

There's something to think about
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You should everyday it's has you're last day on earth.
-JustGirlyThings
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Pokemon GO is probably the best thing for humanity rn
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Keep your hate speech off this campus.
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" 'Whitey' Sanders doesn't even know Pokémon Go. He can't tell a Pokémon Gym from a Synagogue. I believe Bulbasaur is clearly the superior starter 'mon."

-Hitlerly Clinton
(at a press conference discussing the legality of "Whips" and "Nae Naes" on the Mexican Border)
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Price elasticity of demand is a measure used in economics to show the responsiveness of the quantity demanded of a good or service to a change in its price, ceteris paribus.
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Ehy is my poop green
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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I want to be dominated by a motherly woman and kept as her plaything.
>IS THAT SO WRONG, JERRY?
>GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY.
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I have nothing intelligent to say.
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You're reading this in your head
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nigherz r dum
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The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
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>>695941235

Our species is guaranteed to go extinct unless we achieve global nuclear disarmament. Among all others, it is the most important and pressing issue that we must solve as a species.
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>>695941235
When the time is right.
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Check these dubs out
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>>695941235
They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do
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>>695942900
>Our species is guaranteed to go extinct.
ftfy
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>>695941624
I think you've got an extra "buffalo" at the beginning there. The subject is "buffalo Buffalo buffalo" (confused city-dwelling prairie animals). The action is "buffalo" (to confuse). The object is "buffalo Buffalo buffalo" (confused city-dwelling prairie animals). Capitalize the first word of the sentence,and it means your second "buffalo" shouldn't be there. You should only have 7 in the sentence.
Neat bit of trivia though.
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>>695943197

Not true. We do not understand enough about quantum mechanics to say that with absolute certainty, even after solving the nuclear issue.
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>>695942812
You mean "squares", not "square roots".
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>>695941235
Niggas guna nig
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>>695942774
No, I'm reading this on my screen and interpreting the information in my head.
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Something intelligent
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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Only death is 100% pure
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>>695943470
Pokemon GO exists. Our species is guaranteed to go extinct.
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>>695941235
i said all the intelligent things i had to say before I was 12.
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Traps and shemales are just sexy men
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>>695941235
Sociology is an overly dramatic and presently useless field of study.
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>>695943812
Life/death it is like the difference between melting point and freezing point.
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>>695942812
Thats a right triangle you idiot!
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W is the only letter that takes more than 1 syllable to pronounce.
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This thread has a certain lack of verisimilitude.
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>>695943361
8 is correct.
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>>695941235
I find this thread rather shallow and pedantic.
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>>695943782
also:
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."

and other old Tom Waits witticisms.
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WHAT
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When I was young, people would tell me "ignorance is bliss". I didn't know what either of those words meant, and it made me angry.
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>>695943944
thats retarded because death is permanent. and before you even talk about how people can be dead for a short amount of time before coming back to life they clearly werent dead if they came back
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>>695944077
How about that, learned something new.
Have a "checked" for your trouble.

Here's my intelligent thing to say as my contribution to the thread:
It is better to look like a fool than to be one.
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I'm voting for Hillary because she was involved in the politics and has experience with political environments.
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>>695944417
They could be only mostly dead.
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>>695944354
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there are only two genders
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>>695941235
If not now, when??
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>>695944417
That depends on what determines your sense of self.

If it's the exact configuration and tuning of organically created human neurons, then yes, death is permanent.

If it's a particular configuration and tuning of some type of energy transferring medium, then it's possible that, in the eternal life of the cosmos, your existence might have a resurgence, however briefly, however far from your origins, however many years after the death of your body.
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If im filling the glass up, its half full. If im pouring it out, its half empty.
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>>695944799
The dictionary has three genders, there is "gender" "male" and "female"
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>>695941235
Potential without effort dries up into nothingness.
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>>695941235
You can live with dignity but you can't die with it
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>>695944937
Oh that's good to hear. I've always identified as a gender.
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>>695944900
I said that in kindergarten and all the other kids were so mindfucked.
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>>695941235
What is gravity? Or perhaps a better question to ask, why does mass exhibit gravitational behavior?
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I am the master of my own fate. Everything in my life is based on choices and decisions that I've made. Every occurrence in my life has been tied to a decision I made. Therefore, I am my own God
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In a world that has become insane, only a sane is actually insane
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>>695944900
I see....
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>>695941624
"Wow! I haven't ever fucking seen this ever! In all my 12 years of life nothing so Kool and Krazy has been shown to my eyes!"

I really fucking hate when over shared facts are shared.
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>>695944900
What if I just stumbled across that glass? What then!?
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Too many chef's spoil the soup, but too much soup can also spoil a chef.

Bottom line, we need less soup and less chefs.
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>>695945174
if you honestly think everything that has happened in your life is because of something you did you need to get your head out of your ass. the world isnt just about you
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Socrates
“The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.”

― Socrates
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>>695945171

Figure out why magnets work then take it down to a quantum level.
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>>695945404
Stumbling into it, because that would be an act of pouring, even if no liquid came out.

Stumbling upon it in such a way as to not disturb it would be an act of filling, since you can now drink it.
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>>695945404
If you drink some and spit it back in it's half-full.
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Do not desire happiness; happiness will never be found. Desire self-discipline, and happiness will come find you.
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>>695945968
“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
― John Lennon
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>>695946161
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
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I'm not on team Valor.
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Trump will take care of us.
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>>695942010
woman can't sentences
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Men are Superior to women both physically and mentally
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>>695945901
Fucking this. A hypothetical asteroid that will destory the earth will impact before you've ever consciously made a "choice", no matter what you do, you will die. Did you influence the outcome? No.
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Itchy ass at night
Stinky finger in morning
Must wash hands with soap
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every individual perceives the world around them differently therefore there cannot be an absolute reality
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>>695943729
where are your eyes located. where is the screen reflecting and information being interpreted. you're reading this from and in your head
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>>695946623
this guy has the right of it. everything happens in your head
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>>695946125
What if the person before me was interrupted while pouring it out, but I didn't know? Is the glass half full to me but half empty to them? Can the glass be in both states at once?

>>695946149
But what if I didn't?
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>>695943729
I'm reading this on my couch.
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>>695941235
yo soy una persona. Yo pienso...
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>>695946150
This shit sounds badass.
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>>695946024
Electromagnetism is a completely different fundamental force from gravity.

Magnets work because of the energy interface between electrons and protons. Electrons and protons interface through the weak nuclear force. Protons are clustered through the strong nuclear force.

Gravity is the oddball of the fundamental forces, because it has absolutely nothing to do with the material components or configuration of matter - just the energy potential of it. If it has a lot of mass, it influences gravity, and if it exerts a lot of energy, it influences gravity, which is why light, which has no mass, is still influenced by gravity, because it has a lot of energy which can be transmuted into inertial mass.
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I know the future will be good because in the past future futures turned out well, so I expect too see passed pasts to look the same.
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>>695946762
Which is why you drink some and spit it back out, you HAVE to do it to know for sure. Never take someone else's word for it.
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>>695946233
WHAT?
-lilJon
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>>695946699
gg anon. that other anon hasn't learnt it all up enough 〜(ゝ。∂)
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>>695946762
i hate people who make a simple problem difficult for no god damned reason. if something is half full it is also half empty, theres is no choice between the two.
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>>695946024
EE head that asked that question. All we know is that magnetism and electricity are 2 side of the same coin. A straight flux of electrons wil creat a rotating flux of magnetism. Same gous for a roting flux of eletron will create a fairly straight flow of magnetic flux. I haven't gone into quantum theory very deeply because it is a fairly new and muddy physic philosophic field.
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>>695941235
It's alarming how ubiquitous the primate dominance game is in human society once you start looking for it. We're all driven in a very base, ancient way to be better than Someone at Something. It used to be limited to simple physical violence, now it includes things like moral superiority and chess and your taste in music.
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I didnt make you cum? You think you made me cum,i was gonna cum anyway you're just the hole I shot it into.
-Jim Jeffries
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>>695947375
EE grad. Mobile auto corrected me.
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>>695947375

Understood, thanks for bringing more detail on it. To figure out which way the energy is rotating there is the right hand and thumb rule that I remember.
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>>695941235

sex is biology. sex appeal is marketing.
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>>695941235
Niggers gon nig
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>>695941235
Humanity is able to leave more peacefully in segregated environments. People inherently trust and respect each other more and racial tensions cannot flare up because everyone is the same race.

Like a chemical reaction which occurs faster the more surface area of contact there is between the two chemicals, racial tensions flare up more violently the more interaction there is between people of different races.

But people would rather call you a racist and continue to dream about fantasies of muh diversity than seriously consider this fact.
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>>695947694
live*
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>>695947450
Actually our curiosity and drive to cooperation is more ubiquitous.

Source: observe civilation
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>>695946855
But don't photons have mass if they can be influenecd by the gravitational field of black holes? Do magnwtic fields exhibit this too? But because magnetism is an "observation" of electron behavior, and eletrons have mass, magnetism can't escape a black hole's event horizon either? Or what about the so called Hawking radiation?
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>>695941235
>>695947916
REEEEEEEEEEEE=SJWtriggered
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>>695947916
Gravity is not a traditional force, but rather a distortion in spacetime.

From a 4D perspective the photon simply travels in a straight line, but from our perspective the photon bends as it travels through bent spacetime.
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>>695948168
>>695947916
What's so triggering about my question? I mean really? I'm just asking some genuine questions.
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>>695941328
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' now,
Welcome to the space jam
(Space jam)
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>>695941235
WAR IS PEACE
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>>695947916
They have inertial mass and follow the curvature of space-time.

And material components can't escape the event horizon. The only reason we know about Hawking Radiation is because matter-antimatter annihilation looks funny in mathematical models, and so doesn't behave like other energy types.
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>>695942812
i'am in Grade 7 And I can Confirm This Im lerning this In gEography Lol
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Hitler's regime originally coined the term "homeland security"
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>>695941235
I got something
RELGION
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>>695941235
Intellect is what sets us apart from animals.
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99% of Americans are fags
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Mercury is denser than gold and is also the only element it chemically reacts with
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>>695941235
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It's OK grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it, you're young.
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>>695949108
Tell'em, Uncle Sam!
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>>695949171
another intellectual? on b?
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>>695941235
to define is to limit
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By the age 18 if you've never rebelled you don't have a heart

By the age of 27 if you haven't conformed you don't have a head
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>>695949157
This is not at all true. Gold has a density of like 19g/m3

Mercury has like 5.
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Chin up, shoulders back.
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>>695949719
cm3*
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>>695941235
I'm vegan
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>>695947916
>>695946855
So in a way, how electrons, and magnetism are intertwined, so is mass and energy. As a metaphor, electron spin and electron flow are both movement of electrons, this change of position (delta p) of eletrons creates or "exhibits" magnetism. So, as mass exists, it is at an energy potential as much as electrons have a relative associated voltage. Then as mass changes position, it then has "inertial energy". But considering how mass is a bit tautologically defined as resisting force, and force is defined as m times a... I need to reconsider this topic when I'm not so fucking tired. Thank you gents for attempting to explain this to a humble EE fag.
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>>695941235
The sum of the squares of the two legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse.
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>>695947694
I think multiethnic is fine but multiculture is not.
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id make her some eggs and tell her that she doesn't have to tell me what's happened but she does have to eat these
-some stupid faggot
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>>695941235
Scientific theories, are just that. Theories. They are accepted as true because we haven't been able to reasonably prove otherwise.
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Inertia is a property of matter
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>>695942449
serenity now!
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>>695941235
"I'd bury my dick in her ass so far that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur"
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>>695950467
berry
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Nigger
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>>695950467
It's berry you fuckwad. And it should be whomever
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>>695942900
>believes that what put in danger the humanity are the nuclear weapons.
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>>695947694
A society that is too homogenous becomes stagnant, and aggressive to outsiders.

A society that is too diverse becomes unstable, and ripe for internal conflict.

Gotta find the happy middle.
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Bush did 9/11. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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>>695950306
Epistemology is one of the more annoying branches of philosophy.
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>>695950563
>>695950605
NYPA faggots.
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>>695950868
It can melt aluminum though, and steel's heat tolerance results in a loss of almost half it's structural strength at high temperatures.
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It doesn't matter who you are or what you did, in the end, we all end up as nothing but history.
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>>695948328
I just wanted to make an E=MC^2 joke and you have to go and collapse my event horizon. Thanks anon - i will find you in heaven and fuck you good.
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>>695941235
If you had to choose
Between friends and forever,
What would you decide?
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>>695951695
You have a shitty and retarded sense of humor. Only in your autistic little brain could REEEEE=SJWtriggered have any connection to E=MC2
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>>695951726
Immortality would be a terrible, terrible curse after about 10000 years.
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www.twitch.tv ageofempires say chickens and the guy will rage
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>>695941235
Obama is the best !
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Heey, that's pretty good.
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If you look around the room and cant find the faggot you're the faggot
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>>695944563
>somebody forget to eat their activated almomds this morning
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if this chick wanted to suck your dick but she actually has dentures and wants to take them off to give you a gummy gummy blowjob would you let her?
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>>695952491
living forever is honestly one of my greatest fears. i hope i die before the technology exists to have my consciousness uploaded to the internet or a database... i don't want anything to do with that
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Thoughts create motion. Your negative perspective in life brings you back to the hell hole you call 4chan where addiction to porn and a feeling of connecting with someone even if it's through your mind.
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>>695953573
Depends on how she lost her teeth.

If they were knocked out of her face, sure.

If they rotted out of her head, nah brah.
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>>695941235
Shit dosent flow up stream.
Pay day is Friday.
Dont lick your fingers.
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Every day that passes is one more day closer to your death
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>>695953333
nice quads
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>>695953704
anon, you have nothing to worry about
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>>695941235
OP is a fag.
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If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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I like the boobs
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>>695945887
You can be a boss with the sauce but you can get lost in the sauce too.

Gucci Mane
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>>695953800
i'm not so sure... the future of technology is even more terrifying than it is exciting
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There are no stupid people, every person in the world knows something better than you do, so calling someone stupid, is stupid
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>>695954034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
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>>695941235
First define what you mean by "intelligent". There are multiple definitions and I just wanna make sure I do this right.
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I can't feel my face when I'm high off the drugs
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You are a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurdling through space. Fear nothing!
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>>695948224
B-b-but, gravity distorts spacetime itself!

The gravity of an body such as earth warps space time according to the strength of its gravitational pull.

That's why both the normal laws of both space and time make less and less sense as you close in on a black hole.
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A lot of people are searching for happiness
They're looking for it
They're trying to find it in someone or something else besides themselves
Thats a fundamental mistake
Happiness is something you are and it comes from the way you think
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>695954310
that is the most intelligent thing i have read
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Sitting alone. Sitting alone in your house. Does it even dawn on you that your isolation is just you copeing with the fact that you're afraid of living but living only to be afraid of something.
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Dying is Mainstream #MONEY
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>>695941328
no, this one
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>>695954125
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Most trees are blue
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>>695954310
how am i a ghost? i agree with the rest
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>>695954666
He means your conscious you mongoloid
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I watch twilight every night
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>>695954666
You're not a ghost.

You're the Devil himself.
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>>695954666
not the anon from above but where is your conciousness located on your brain?
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>>695954937
i'd assume my consciousness is whatever part of my brain is active at any particular point in time, whether i'm aware of it or not
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>>695954937
The left hemisphere. Because that's the one that talks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real ?
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>>695941235
What thou just say about my person ? you ungratfull girl ? I will have you know i have reached the top of my fighting skill in the army of the sea
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>>695955636
Good start, any more?
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>>695955209
do left handed people have consciousness?
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>>695953448
>2016
>not into homemade coconuts

ISHYGDDT
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1 4 4 5
1 5 5
1| 1
01|1 2
110|1235 13 I love this number game.
01|112 5 No one ever plays with me
1|01 2
|1 1
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>>695955758
i have participated in many secret operation on the city of Al-Qaida and i have have comited over 4 hundred assasination on the battelfield
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Gas the jews
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Whether or not you believe the teachings, religion has given people a reason to live, performed many charitable acts around the world along with other selfless deeds, and therefore has more good to it than bad, even though the media would try to tell us otherwise.
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>>695955900
>homemade coconut muffins
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>>695956009
city of Al-qaida?
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>>695956211
STFU and let him finish.
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>>695956127
religion tells people that its ok that other people controll you and that other people are rich, while you are a poor fag
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>>695956154
exactly,muffins made of homemade coconut
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>>695941235
Quebec gets 10 billion dollars a year in bail out money a year from the rest of Canada and still bitch and moan about everything.
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>>695956324
no u
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>>695956416
Fuck Quebec
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>>695944354
?
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>>695956211
i will remove your life with indescribable presision wich has never been noticed by any human man or woman before me
> oops i fucked up i mean secret organisation. i guesse you can not be 100% good at making a copypasta
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>>695956416
I live in Quebec and this is true. I'm proud to be Canadian and would hope to either get the fuck out or that people get their heads off their assholes.
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>>695954175
You're stupid.
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>>695956724
your mom is stupid. stupid!
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>>695956327
>control
You mean, keeping people out of trouble? Asking you to help out those who need help? Those are things which good people do anyway, and religion gives some basic guidelines on how to do that. Aside from that, there isn't really any "control".
>It's bad to be poor
Happiness is a state of mind, and no amount of money will ever grant you that. Besides, religion does not teach that money necessarily is a bad thing, but rather, the love of money is the problem.
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>>695941235
i dindu nuffin
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>>695941235
The thing about 4chan and intelligence is, it's an unbridled chaotic intelligence. /b/ being random and random being freedom, one could believe that freedom fosters growth, and in growth we have intelligence. Now any strength can be used for good or evil, (objectively of course, none of that theistic dogma,) and in the case of 4chan, it has been evil. So it is a great and terrible intelligence that is hard to quantify, so, many don't see it, or mistake it for stupidity. Our best and brightest left or were taken from us, but great minds are being born every day
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>>695941235
Niggas be wilin'!
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>>695956127
Yeah it's totally the media that made me believe the Spanish Inquisition and throwing a woman into a lake to either drown or be burned at the stake for floating and therefore being a witch was a bad thing
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>>695941235
Stupid science bitch couldnt even make i more smarter
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>>695942812
Wow
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If man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand he could count by twelves just as easily as you and I count by tens
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There is no right or wrong path in life. Just a certain path that you choose for yourself. The path itself becomes "right" or "wrong" once you compare it to anothers way of life. If there is no comparison to anothers way then there is no way of determining that it is right or wrong; Albeit the path you have chosen can be destructive or counter-productive. That in and of itself does not mean it is wrong though.
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>>695956668
>i will now remake this bullshit becous i have not read the navy seal copypasta in a long time and i fucked up many time.
What thou just say about my person ? you ungratfull girl ? I will have you know i have reached the top of my fighting skill in the army of the sea, i have participated in many secret operation on the seccret terrorist organisation know as Al-Qaida, and i have have comited over 3 hundred assasination on the battelfield. i am trained in over sized monkey warfare and i am the top sniper in the us military in its entirety, thou are nothing to my eyes but a shooting target, i will remove you life with presision wich has never been notised befor by any man or women and wich will never be seen from again.
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>>695957057
Look, I'm not saying it's flawless, as there are bad things that have happened from it, but generally, it's done the world a favor. To me, the good outweighs the bad.
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>>695944799
That is not true. I've known those who are half man, half woman.
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>>695944835
Next
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>>695957496
2,5 gender
its half not man
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>>695941235
Been drinkin' a lot tonight. Gonna so regret not drinking enough water in the morning. Hangover time.
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>>695957015
**tips**
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First, this image just brought me to tears.

Second, what you find incomplete in other is actually what you find incomplete in yourself.
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>>695944900
Half the glass
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>>695941235
2+2? easy. 22.
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>>695949157
Mercury almagamates with more than just gold you tool
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>>695957496
How the hell does that work? Was the person born with half a penis (where I come from, we call those chides), and half a vagina? Look, the whole "gender" issue could be solved with a touch of science and a glance down the pants. I am not some "gender-fluid transsexual male," I have a penis, and therefore I am male.
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>>695957790
Chodes*
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>>695945018
They put it on our grave
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>>695957847
you are right but he is right too ther are peoples with penis and vagina.
ther is 3 gendre.
not 58641632
only 3
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the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
if you go straight long enough youll end up where you were
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>>695957966
no the univers is in constant expansion you will never reache the end you fucking faggot.
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>>695957966
Universe doesn't have a single point of gravity
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Donald Trump
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If a special ed kid walks in late to class one day, is it politically incorrect to call him "tardy"?
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or as a shitty post on a bullshit board callid fagchan /bitch/
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I think therefore I think I am
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>>695958073
>>695958085
uncultured swine
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>>695958445
how am i not cultured.
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>>695957167
You are easily impressed friend
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>>695941235
Pie R Square.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize
- Voltaire
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Gay people are gay
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>>695942812
its a squar triangel you idiot!
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>>695941235
For the world to truely illuminate, every idea needs to be brought to light.
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>no matter what life we've lived, we all die under similar headstones
To me, that's a bunch of horse shit! (Bear with me, im not trying to be edgy.) There are some people who are buried in some fucking awesome headstones, and even in crypts. But some only become piles of ashes. To me, a person should live his life so that he deserves to be buried under the best damn headstone out there, and leave a great legacy aside from the stone marking where he's buried!
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me like butter get eated
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>>695941235
Crowded elevators smell different for midgets.
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>>695958073
If you had a powerful enough telescope and pointed it out to space, you could see the back of your own head
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>>695958608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Alfred_Strom#Misattributed_and_misquoted_quotation
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>>695959189
learn something new every day
thanks
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>>695941235
No.
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What fickle creatures they are which celebrate their own destruction.
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>>695959146
Gayest and dumbest thing ever thought or spoken by mankind. Kill everyone you know, then yourself.
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>>695941817
You're not really taking a shit if you're not really taking a shit.

Something to think about,
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dying is easy.
living is hard.
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>>695942010
I laughed at the sentence trying to read it and my ass hole did like a fart but didn't fart, just flexed outwards and it hurt.
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>>695959693
Holy crap, thats deep bro.
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>>695945265
underage faggot
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>>695942812
what the fuck are you talking about

is this bait?
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>>695941235
For every broccoli eaten, there is a salad to be fed.
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>>695946398
haikus are beautiful
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>>695944705
underrated comment 2016
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>>695942812
That's an equilateral triangle, Homer

D'oh!
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>>695958853
Are your parents angry all the time? I mean, about you being homosexual and all...
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Equality is stupid, but we've pretty much accepted it as a race so it's dumb to spend so much energy fighting it
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>>695944234
Ok peter
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>>695958608
Dumbest fucking quote ever. I criticize everyone openly. So does that mean im god? No? Oh, well voltaire must have been an impotent gay hermaphrodite.
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>>695960521
NO THIS IS PATRICK
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>>695944411
Kek
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>>695960651
and thats why we love him
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>>695944411
Mighty kekkelikek
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>>695960651
Nothing wrong with your logic. Yep, you just proved Voltaire is dumb and a Jew. Yep, you are smart
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Butts
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>>695941235
>>695941235
This exemplifies the autism of /b/. You can't just "say something intelligent". Do you go up to people and just start spouting off irrelevant shit?
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>>695960903
And good for you admitting it.
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"Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society."
-Aristotle

I always found this quote to be very applicable to today's society
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>>695961057
Doesn't everyone?
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>>695961279
Here here! Now we're getting somewhere.
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>>695960651
It's okay to say you don't get it. You don't always have to be right.
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islam is the religion of peace
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>>695961533
Sure, i'm whats left.
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It is what it is
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>>695961228
he's referring to state policies regarding other states, tolerance and apathy meaning appeasement and ignoring enemies gathering against you. So in terms of U.S. Foreign policy... The opposite of what we do.
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