I see no incest thread in catalog.
Lets have an incest thread.
>be me.
>early 2000's.
>still living at parents.
>making love to little sister in my room late at night. (past midnight)
>we're on floor between the wall and bed
>doing missionary on carpet cause bed springs would make too much noise.
>trying to make as little noise as possible.
>it was more like hip grinding with my dick inside her than actual "slap slap" fucking.
>suddenly door knob noise.
>slight knock on door.
>[mother's soft voice:] "anon?... anon?... you awake?"
>we freeze immediately on the floor ceasing all grinding/pumping.
>slight knock on door again.
>"anon?... you guys awake?".
>fucking terrified she might have a key.
>just frozen there on top of sister with my now softening dick inside her.
>no more knocking. just silence.
>we hear mother stepping away from door.
>me and sister get up from floor in biggest fucking hurry ever and start putting our clothes on.
>we slide into the bed trying not to make noise and put the covers on us.
>pretend to be asleep waiting for mother to comeback with key. (didnt know if she had one)
>but mother never comes back.
>next day see mother in the afternoon.
>tells me she knocked last night.
>told her i didnt hear and i had fallen asleep with sis.
>she didnt say anything else about locked door.
>always figured she might suspect.
>left it alone.
>never asked.
Pic not related.
>>695939265
...and then???
>>695939577
we kept doing it for years. just freaked us out a bit we almost got caught that one time. but it went on for a long time.
who dis?
>>695939779
..and then?
>>695939916
i'll start from beginning if you'd like.
>anyone else can post their own experiences too btw.
Same girl? Anyone got more?
>me.
>19.
>@ beginning of 21st century.
>have cute little sister that sleeps in my room with me sometimes since forever.(cultural thing)
>puberty hits her
>gets amazing ass and legs in hurry
>start having sexy thoughts about her
>cant even spoon her in bed at night without getting erections
>we talk about secrets and sex while laying down in bed at night, or hangin out in room playing PS2, or watching tv
>starts asking me questions about sex
>i give her all the answers legit
>sex talks get me horny so i try to have them any time i can
>one day alone in house we're talking about sex
>asks me about guy's dick size
>"do all guys have big dicks like in porn?"
>(cause she'd seen porn)
>i tell her no. tell her most guys are average
>she asks me what average is
>tell her: "5 or 6 inches."
>tell her im average
>horny at this point. so i offer to show her what average looks like
>doesnt take me up on it right there on spot. ("haha. no thanks")
>but later on that same day she's down for it
>we agree to trade.
>agrees to show me her boobs if i show her my dick.
>wait till no parents around.
>show her my dick sporting erection already.
>she kinda laughs cause it's hard.
>tell her its because of situation.
>she looks at it up close.
>asks if its ok to touch it.
>i tell her its fine.
>heart beating super fast now.
>she sort of inspects it with her fingers. squeezing mostly. like a sausage or something.
>she stops touchin after a bit.
>i pull pants up and ask her for her side of the deal.
>"ok".
>she pulls her shirt up and her bra down.
>perky brand new tits.
>i go to touch them with my hands.
>she backs up and tells me: "no."
>i tell her its fair i touch cause she touched mine.
>she rolls her eyes, says fine.
>i reach out and grab her new tits.
>soft and perky as fuck.
>i touch them for a brief time.
>asks if im done as Im doing it.
>i say yes and pull my hands away.
>[didnt really wanna stop though.]
>she pulls up her bra and fixes her shirt.
>we stop at that that one time.
>>695940781
OP here. ill post what i have.
>>695941589
>>695941873
>>695941474
What happened after?
>>695942059
>be me.
>19.
>little sister with me in room.
>we're in bed.
>late hours.
>parents in their room.
>we're talking about random bullshit. (mostly her school stuff)
>get her talking about sex again.
>tells me one of her classmates is dating a senior in HS.
>says "they're already having sex".
>asks me when did i first have sex.
>i tell her how old i was. (i was 15)
>asks me questions about it.
>(with who?, what it was like, how it felt, etc.)
>coversation getting me horny again.
>we keep talking.
>asks me how do guys know when they're gonna cum?.
>tell her about sensation. ("it feels like tickling".)
>have erection im hiding at this point.
>fully horny now.
>ask if i can see her boobs again.
>but doesnt want to show me. (cause we'd have to turn on the light).
>i ask if i can just touch them instead.
>she sort of stood quiet for a bit...
>then said: "ok, fine" in kind of an annoyed voice.
>we're under covers.
>i put my hand up her shirt and and under bra and start touching.
>feel around for a bit.
>asks if im done kind of annoyed.
>i tell her i am. (but i didnt wanna stop)
>she sort of fixes her bra and shirt.
>then tells me "you touched mine so i can touch yours".
>i immediately say ok
>but im fucking surprised she even said that cause she sounded annoyed i was touching before.
>>695943105
>i let her touch.
>she starts sort of touching/patting my dick over my sweats.
>she mentions my erection.
>i get ballsy and ask if she wants to touch under my pants.
>she stays quiet for a bit.
>tells me "alright".
>i pull the elastics of my sweats down on front with one hand, and guide her hand with my other hand.
>so her hand is on my dick.
>she doesnt jerk me off though.
>sort of just touches it up and down and touches my balls feeling around.
>mentions my balls having hair.
>she pulls her hand away and tells me she's done.
>i pull up my sweats still sporting erection.
>we lay there for a bit more, talking.
>wanna keep doing shit but she just keeps talking about random stuff.
>my erection eventually subsides.
>i didnt push anything else.
>she eventually got tired and fell asleep.
>i fell asleep soon after, spooning her.
A handful of guys jerking off together to stories about fucking a guy's sister. Exemplars of humanity, one and all...
Bummmmmp
>>695939265
Heard Shed was posting new stuff tonight. I miss the thread? Anyone know?
Pic totally unrelated to anything
>>695943346
Yolo
>>695943346
>stop liking what i dont like.bmp
>>695943210
Any more?
>>695943346
And?
>>695944048
>be me.
>19
>year 2000 something.
>sister occasionally still sleeps with me at night.
>[old family habit]
>she's touched my dick few times now, but not jerked me off yet.
>at that point i could confidently ask if i can fondle her tits while we're laying there.
>sometime she'd say no, but she would almost always let me.
>tit touching escalated over the days.
>one night she's face up with covers to her waist, her shirt up and bra down.
>im grabbing both perky tits with my hands.
>i pretend to be inspecting them/looking, but im really just working up the courage to suck on them.
>[really wanted to suck on them for the longest by then.]
>i ask if i can kiss them.
>she asks me "why".
>i tell her i just want to.
>she thinks a bit about it as im still grabbing them and says ok.
>heart pumping fast and hard.
>feels like its gonna pop out of my chest.
>i start kissing softest nipples ever.
>figure i'd already gone this far, so I go for broke and start sucking on one.
>then the other.
>i look up at her and see the silhouette/half shadow of her face looking down at me attentively.
>i am super hard at this point.
>keep doing it for a bit more.
>then i sort stop/pause.
>she pushes my hands away and tells me "eww, you left your drool all over me".
>and she wipes herself with her shirt.
>i am livid at this point and really want to do anything else.
>(being honest, i was ready to have sex)
>but i dont wanna push it too much.
>i tell her i need to go to the bathroom.
>asks me if i have to go pee.
>i tell her "no. im gonna do something else" kinda hoping she'd get the idea and be down for something else.
>but she scuffs ("ugh") and turned her body/face away from me. (she was laying down).
>i am sad and dissapointed she wasnt down for anything else.
>realize probably really pushing it now.
>sort of just standing next to door then.
>decide not to fap and just get back in bed with her.
>spoon her. hug her.
>seemed annoyed, so i left it alone.
>fell asleep blue balled
>>695943485
I'm looking for Shed too.
>>695943509
KEK
>>695944932
go on
Good story but no columnfag
I miss those uodates
>>695945769
>No columnfag
I question that.
>>695944168
>>695946283
You're getting that too?
>>695945769
Some of you remember column? That was like year ago or so.
>>695945213
>be me
>20 by then
>regularly sucking tits when possible / she'd let me
>been sort of badly jerked off once but not to completion.
>and only cause she wanted to see what cum/cumming looked like IRL
>(she'd seen it porn. so i offered to show it to her)
>but we stopped cause we got interrupted
>(parents door opened in middle of act)
>either mother or father went to bathroom. (bathroom fan-light went off) and we didnt look to see who.
>anyways,another day, im watching tv with her in living room
>parents home.
>mother in kitchen talking to father at kitchen table.
>not paying attention to their conversation cause TV.
>suddenly mother approaches me and asks me if I need something from the store.
>["your father is taking me to the store, do you want something]-- Her exact words. I remember that shit.
>im distracted so i just tell her i dont want anything.
>mother asks sister if she wants to go with them or she wants something
>sister says she wants to stay and watch tv
>i remember she asked them for something. but i dont remember what exactly what though. but it was food.
>parents leave to the store.
>just the two of us in living room. sitting on different couches
>we're watching S Club 7.
>Rachel was a hottie, so I'd watch that stupid show too.
>realize this is good moment to bring up what we were doing nights before and didnt finish cause parents woke up.
>I call her name, and she turns her face towards me away from tv
>ask her if she still wants to see what cum looks like IRL.
>tells me no cause she wants to watch tv.
>im dissapointed. but dont wanna push it though cause sometimes she'd get annoyed.
>figure probably better leave it alone for now.
>i just keep watching tv.
>brief moment later turns to me and asks me: "will it take long?".
>my heartbeat spikes up in an instant
>i tell her "it probably wont".
>she says "ok then, or ok fine." (i cant remember.)
>asks me where we're gonna do it.
>been fucking thinking about it for days, so i already know.
>>695944932
Come on faggot. That can't be the end of your bullshit story.
>>695944932
Please keep going
>>695946769
>i jump up from couch to lock the house door (which was literally like 5 feet away behind couch i was sitting at)
>i lock the door with both locks
>she's just standing there in the living room in front of tv, still looking at it. sort of waitin
>i tell her to go with me to the bathroom, and she follows me.
>I leave bathroom door open just in case parents come back we could hear them.
>parents house's bathroom back then had a long sink, and the toilet was next to it
>she leaned against sink sort of just waiting for me show her.
>already hard by time i got to bathroom.
>i do my thing and start jerking off above toilet bowl
>my dick doing all the thinking for me now
>figure I might as well ask her for "help"
>she asks me how
>i grab her hand and tell her to jerk me off like night days prior.
>she grabs my dick and sort of starts jerking me
>most fucking awkward hand job ever and it didnt matter
>it was all it took for me to start spurting out semen into and outside of toilet bowl. some on floor
>the feeling of euphoria subsides, and reality starts rushing back i
>i look down on her hand and notice she's got some cum on it
>she brings her hand up to her face and starts sort of inspecting it/looking at it
>sort of playing with it with her fingers like its rubberbands on fingers.
>brings her hand up to her nose and smells it
>tells me "it kinda smells like clorox"
>nearly came again when she smelled it
>she looks around for toilet paper and wipes it off her hand.
>i grab some toilet paper from her and start wiping myself down too
>word for word she says to me: "that was cool" (kinda smiling).
>i told her to wash her hands before she went back outside and she did.
>she went back to watching tv
>i stayed behind cleaning/wiping cum from bathroom floor and toilet rim with toilet paper
>sort of using the light of bathroom to see if i missed any cum one floor
>then went back outside to living room and unlocked the door.
>parents showed up maybe 30 minutes later
>>695943485
>>695945057
>>695946283
>>695946373
Starting to wonder if Shed, Column, Betabro and LSA aren't the same person using different names and slightly different styles to front a bunch of different "real" identities. Stylistically their writing is very similar (seriously, compare their works side by side), only with slight variations for each persona. You can see elements of column's comedic style blending with LSA's descriptive style in Shed's work. Plus do you ever see any of them posting at the same time?
>>695946766
Yeah, of course. He just reported in last night...
>>695947031
Need more
>>695947336
its the same guy promoting himself on varius boards.
seems to be autistic or just really fucking lonely.
not hard to see really.
Don't care if same. My fav is column. .. want more
bruh
> be me
> stay at parents house, run a little website buisiness while in school
> they head down to florida where its warmer
> homealone.jar
> dicking around doing whatever I feel like, no clients
> around 9pm, after ive mad some shitty microwave meal
> door bell rings
> open it, its my sister
> she comes inside and hugs me
> surprised, I thought she was with her boyfriend
> her boyfriend was spending time with his family, she came home to spend time with us for Christmas
> tell her that dad and mom are away
> "Oh"
> call parents, tell them that sisters staying at home
> "Okay anon watch her, be her big brother"
> whatever
> she takes her bag upstairs to her room
> I return to mine
> she unpacks, takes a shower
> goes to sleep
> i lurk on here until Christmas Day in the morning, then fall asleep
> next day, wake up later at like 8
> take a shower, put on some clothes
> head down to make breakfast
> sisters already made some breakfast
> "Thanks sisanon"
> head over to out shitty tree to grab a candycane
> find present, adressed to me
> its obviously from her
> ask her if its from her
> "Santa"
> open it, box of chocolates
> feel bad for not getting her a present, so I share it with her
> also give her like 50 bucks
cont? It gets good.
>>695947835
You've already started, you can't stop
>>695947835
yes ofc
>>695947835
Keep going...
>>695947835
tf why write that much about nothing
>>695947835
Yeah continue
>>695947835
Lurking
she spends the day hanging with her friends, goes shopping, whatever
> Im off today too
> playing Dota and CS:GO the whole day
> lunch, dinner, sleep
> next day wake up, shes not home
> note on counter
> she went to get some stuff from her dorm
> I make myself some eggs
> spend the day helping clients fix their websites
> grow sick of microwave shit, eat out, and buy some healthy veggies
> return home
> finish day
> she comes home, opens the door with her keys
> "Hey broanon"
> "Hey"
> she goes to her room and does whatever
> asleep
> next two days, she justs sits on her phone and laptop on tumblr and facebook doing shit
> shes not a crazy feminazi though
> and nexflix
> using so much bandwidth
> ask her when shes leaving
> "a couple days anon"
> next day
> wake up, look for a couple clients
> sister says shes going to leave
> okay
> goes to shower
> minding my own buisiness when she walks in my room with just her towel
> "Broanon can you help me with my hair"
> shit is knotted as fuck
> k whatever
> go over, take a comb and start mowing through the knots
> "Ow that hurts"
> she grabs her hair, and while going so the half the towel slips a bit
> reaches down to grab it and her ass bumps into me
> feels really good
> boner.cpp
> cant help myself
> try to tuck
> miss, fuck up, dicks stuck like a tent
> she turns around, looks at me, ashamed
> looks down at my pants
> looks back up at me
> gets really redfaced
> its so awkward
> I leave she gets dressed quickly now
>>695947472
>be me.
>20.
>year 2000 something.
>handjobs kinda regular occurrence.(i'd ask)
>but only at night when parents asleep and we're under covers.
>also mostly in a hurry cause school and waking up early for her.
>been asking about oral though. (if she was down to try it)
>but she kept shooting me down.
>then suddenly she stopped sleeping in room with.
>she'd just sleep in her room.
>(not come in and stay in room with me)
>so i stopped asking about oral cause i figured maybe i had annoyed her.
>few weeks later one night we're playing ps2 in my room and it gets late.
>mother comes into room and mumbles on about mundane family shit.
>(she's standing at door frame)
>asks sister if she's just gonna sleep there or in her room.
>sister says she is staying there with me as she's playing.
>im confused as fuck cause i thought she was mad or annoyed or something.
>mother tells me to lower volume cause father in bed already, and then leaves.
>me and sis keep playing PS2 till late.
>she gets tired of playing and says she's going to bed. (she was already on bed)
>bed literally behind me.
>i dont know what to think of anything cause she hadnt been staying in the room with me cause i thought i i had annoyed her.
>dont wanna push anything so i keep playing PS2. (but i did want to though)
>then maybe like, 3-5mins minutes later after she "went to bed" I hear her voice behind me asking me what time im coming to sleep.
>(shit, i thought she was already asleep.)
>im both confused and slightly aroused cause i dont know if what im thinking is what she wants, or its just my dick thinking for me like always.
>i tell her i can go to bed right now if she wants me to turn it all off.
>tells me to just come to bed.
>>695947336
>>695947539
Yeah, no, it's pretty obviously not the same. For one, they actually have posted in the same thread together, (column and Shed at least), plus your timing is all off. Column started posting like two years ago and largely stopped a while back. Then like a month ago LSA and She revised up. So you think this guy frequently posted for months then dropped off the map for a long time, then suddenly came back to start posting again with a completely different writing style?
You're right on one thing tho, shed and Betabro are literally the same person, that Liz story was just something shed wrote on his off time. Some guy who didn't recognise his name started calling him Betabro.
>>695947478
What makes to say that?
>>695948243
Bro pretype
>>695947835
> help her bring her stuff down
> shes about to leave
> shes pretty cute
> fucking dick
> shes just about to leave
> "Bye broanon"
> hugs me
> as shes doing so, my dick bumps into her jeans
> she definately felt it
> she whimpers
> she bring her hand down
> grabs it though my pants
> its fucking raging
> leans in really close and whispers in my ear
> "I love you, broanon"
> she kisses me on my cheek while I bring her inside
> shes moaning
> carry her up the stairs
> to her room
> bust through, throw her on her bed
> "fuck me"
> take off her sweater
> tank top underneath, her boobs glorious,
> you can see her tits, shes hard
> she take off her tank top
> they're perfect
> she rolls over and grabs the frame while I slide off her pants
> her ass is better
> I drop my pants
> they hit the floor
> everyone walk the dinosaur
>>695948246
>i get up and turn off the PS2 and the tv and get in bed with her.
>it was mostly dark but my old bedroom window at parents house had a light fixture next to it, and some light would seep in so you could still see things.
>i get in bed under covers and spoon her with my hips away from her butt,
>cause usually i'd get erections and I wasnt sure if I was imagining things or thinking wrong and didnt wanna piss her off or something.
>so im just laying there in bed with her quietly and not trying anything
>starting to get sleepy.
>start to sort of forget about sexual thoughts.
>suddenly she sort of moves around and tells me she likes sleeping on my bed cause its softer than hers.
>i figure this is good time to ask, so i ask her if she was mad at me.
>tells me she wasnt mad at me.
>ask her if she minded the hand jobs.
>tells me she didnt mind.
>i ask her if she was mad cause i was asking her for oral.
>tells me she is not mad about that or anything.
>i figure im pushing my luck again, so i just stay quiet and kept sort of just spooning her with my hips away from her butt.
>then maybe 5 seconds laters she says to me: "If I do it to you, do you do it to me?".
>(those were her exact fucking words i'll take to my grave)
>i tell her i'll do it if she wants me to.
>says to me: (word for word) " I wanna know what it feels like"
>i ask her if she wants me to do it now.
>says i have to close the door.
>my heart is beating fast again like the times before.
>probably the one thing i remember most was that. how fast my heart would beat when things happened.
>>695939265
Once was in a tent with my cousin on the other side of a divider. She said "I'm changing, don't come over. Well... I actually don't care, you've probably seen tits before." She's busty and hot and I'm in love. And I DIDN'T. FUCKING. TAKE. THE. CHANCE. I've had like 3 wet dreams about her, and nobody else. At first I didn't care about her, but the wet dreams opened my eyes and showed me the perfect girl. So now I've fapped a lot.
Pic related, she's 14.
>>695948579
For the love of god continue
>>695940132
How old were you guys?
>>695948579
>anyway, i got up and close the door slowly as fuck so the knob and the hinges dont make a lot of noise when I lock it.
>then i get back in bed with her and she says that I have to do it to her first.
>im already sporting a massive erection under my sweats for obvious reasons.
>i tell her its fine and ask her to take off her pants.
>she's laying there face up and takes the covers off of her.
>then she lifts up her butt and takes off her pants down to her ankles.
>i tell her to take them off all the way off or I cant do it right.
>but she refuses to take them off completely and leaves them on on one leg at the ankle.
>then she opened her legs for me and thats the first time i ate her out.
>wish i could say her pussy smelled like roses. but it didnt.
>it was very fucking musky (kinda like sweat/B.O.) and it sort of smelled like piss.
>but i ate that pussy with the biggest hard on of my life up until that moment.
>as im going down on her, the only thing she ever said to me the whole time was: "that feels good".
>then moments later she asked me to stop and i did cause I didnt want to annoy her.
>i asked if she liked it and she just said "yeah. it feels good" but i didnt ask why she wanted me to stop. i just stopped.
>then she started putting on her pants (sweats) and said to me "ok now me".
>>695948754
>14
ABANDON SHIP
>>695948552
Sure is summer
>>695941632
MOARRR
>>695941474
> Erections when spooning
I know that one >>695948754 (<< this is me)
When my cousin is sleeping I snuggle up behind her and pull her close. I don't get any sleep when we sleep together, because my heart is beating so fast and I have a massive erection. But it's just pure pleasure and love.
Also, at a few points she's told me that she needs to get me a girlfriend. I really wanted to pronounce my love good and loud right there. I think I have literal mild autism so I have trouble expressing myself. FUCK!
>>695948990
Yes indeed.
>>695948552
predictable / 10
>>695943210
I can only imagine what you were feeling, getting that close.
>>695948816
damn dude u better finish this
>>695948816
>her exact words (ok now me)
>im fucking horny as fuck at this point trying to sort of process everything thats happening
>she's sitting next to me on bed waiting for me to lay down
>i lay down on the bed with a pillow behind my head trying not to make too much fucking noise with the stupid bed springs as I moved
>(that bed was noisy)
>she's trying to stay as quiet as possible too
>i lay down with a pillow behind my head
>once in position i pulled down my sweat pants and my erection sort of just sprung out of my pants.
>she asked me "how do i do it?" and I told her to just lay herself down on my stomach
>she sort of positioned her upper torso on my stomach and grabbed my dick.
>sort of stopped there for a moment looking at it / grabbing it.
>so i told her to go on and do it
>then she put her mouth around it for the first time
>and thats how i got my very first blowjob ever from her
>cant even describe how erotic thw whole experience was when she first wrapped her mouth around my dick that night
>but i have to be honest and mention that it was very far from a good blowjob. (too much teeth)
>and yet, like the handjob, it didnt fucking matter
>I still had to constantly keep telling her to stop or I was gonna cum.
>trying to make it last as long as possible,
>but whole ordeal probably lasted maybe couple of minutes
>till I could no longer hold out and i pulled her face away from my dick (from her shoulder) before i shot into her mouth.
>i came all over my stomach and own my own hand.
>(cause i didnt wanna piss her off)
>then after the euphoria subsided we cleaned up a bit and we took turns going to the bathroom to wash up.
>took turns cause i figured that way it wouldnt look too suspicious if our parents heard us getting up at same time..
>that was the first of many blowjobs [and hanjobs], and me going down on her for about 2 years.
>and then like 2 years later (give or take a few months) we finally had sex.
>no way to prove, but true story anons.
>enjoy.
>>695944932
I am getting so erect. I'm going to have to fap so hard after this.
>>695949617
You should add this story to the directory.. well written and nice story
>>695949617
any story associated with going all the way with her? like how did you convince her
>>695949617
greentext later oral stories, first time u made her cum? and ofc, first time u two had sekz.. plz continue anon
>>695946769
"Can't take long" that's the truth right there.
>>695949617
you didn't once say how fucking old she was during this. are you fucking retarded???
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>>695950075
dont wanna trigger a moral discussion. it always devolves into that.
>>695950274
just say it, the story is ruined without it!
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>>695945600
sauce?
>>695949997
>like how did you convince her
i didnt have to convince her. it happened naturally.
i used to rub my dick on her pussy as sort of a "break" from eating her out (cause my tongue and jaw would get tired), and every time i pushed my dick inside she'd stop me.
then one day when I was doing it she didnt stop me. she let me put it in and and thats how we had sex the first time.
>>695948246
"im confused as fuck" How do women even work? So confusing and yet fascinating at the same time.
>>695950274
what culture is this where it's common for you guys to sleep in the same bed? with pics like that don't blame you. what's your relationship like now?
>>695950744
The culture of the Deep South of the Amerifags
>>695948579
My heartbeat is going a little as well, just from the secondhand emotions.
>>695948904
Nah, it's cool. I'm not sexualizing her or anything. RIGHT, guys?
>>695950401
19/13 till 27/21.
>>695951180
This is when people start being you, but I just sprung a boner
>>695951180
Nothing wrong with that
>>695950744
>what culture is this where it's common for you guys to sleep in the same bed?
she'd sleep with me sometimes, but she had her own room. when the sex started she'd sleep with me, or pretend to have fallen asleep in my room. then we'd just lock the door and try to fuck as quietly as possible.
>>695951392
Start bashing you*
>>695951180
hawt
Sent from my Android phone
>>695951180
Makes the whole thng even more taboo and hot.
>>695951413
>Nothing wrong with that
well, i lied by one year. but you get my point.
>just avoiding the moral fags.
>put it in
>>695948243
is this story over?
>>695951654
i used to get erections at work just thinking about shit that had happened a night or nights prior.
true story: one time I went to the mall and went into a lingerie store and started getting all sorts of degenerate ideas. a girl that worked there came up to me and asked me if I was looking for anything in particular and I told her I was just looking around. ended up buying some fishnet, and had to hide my erection the whole time with my belt. (pulled up my dick).
up until recently, i still had all lthe the lingerie i ever bought in a bag. finally got rid of it cause it was smelling funky.
>btw if she's reading this, she'll know immediately who i am.
>>695950274
My guess would be 14-15
>>695952428
Once me and my cousin were going through Would You Rather questions. One of them was "either make out with your cousin or wear cut-off shorts for the rest of your life." She said she'd go with cousin, if it was consensual. The comments on the question were all "hot cousin".
>>695952803
we were having full sex by then.
>be me
>22
>making love to little sister in first apartment i had
>tiny one bedroom cheap as fuck. very basic shit
>we're doing it in living room on old couch i got from a yard sale
>actually, almost everything i had in that apartment was from a yard sale
>but anyways...
>front door is literally right next to couch arm. (inches away)
>having sex on couch and she's on top of me
>sort of grinding, huggin, but no kissing
>we'd never kiss cause weird. (yeah i fucking know, but its true)
>if faces were close to one another we'd sort of just look away / hug / put faces on necks
>we're not being loud but not being as quiet as when i lived at parents
>suddenly knock on door
>we stop on a dime
>we look at each other wondering wtf
>tell sister to get off so i can check
>i peek through cheap curtains and see our mother standing by door
>freak the fuck out
>we start putting our clothes on
>(still have mental image of her putting on her panties)
>talking in low voice about what to do.
>mother keeps knocking.
>[it was normal knocking, nothing loud]
>not sure what to do.
>tell sister to go in bathroom and pretend to shower.
>mother knocks some more.
>i look around living room like maniac trying to see if anything that can give us away.
>decide to finally open door.
>heart beating fast as fuck, like i had been running.
>asks me if i couldnt hear her knocking.
>tell her i was in my room watching tv and didnt hear it.
>asks me where sister at.
>tell her she's showering.
>asks me why, (if something happened to her or something.)
>tell her I dont know. she just wanted to shower.
>she leaves it alone and tells me she thought of picking sister up cause she was gonna go buy clothes and figured she'd take her too.
>whole conversation about the door stopped there.
>he never said anything about it later.
>second time almost caught.
>always wondered if she knows something or suspected something.
>never asked for obvious reasons.
>i'd rather not.
>>695953282
did you ever fuck your cousin, or make out with her?
>>695953698
I've spent many restless nights spooning her while she sleeps, holding a massive erection, but I have some serious autism so I have yet to feel her vagina lips around my cock.
I have been very tempted to feel her up while she sleeps.
>>695954352
OP here.
have you ever tried talking about sex with her?
That seems to work wonders.
CONT???
>>695947336
yeah, I've definitely seen column's style in other stories; shed is another guy i'm pretty sure, he is not that good and too artsy for a greentext
column himself said that he was writing one for a guy, that paid him.
but all in all, you gotta suspend your belief man, just masturbate and let it go, like elsa, or your mom let's the dick of her black lover go after sucking on it
>>695954490
I gotta try that. Not sure exactly how to bring it up. My go-to topic is liches and necromancy. Maybe I can work that into sex somehow.
>>695956545
>spot the fa/tg/uy
Mah nigga.
>>695956545
>primary topic of conversation is the reanimation of corpses
She probably thinks you're going to murder her
>>695955929
>shed
>not that good
Oh shut up
I admit he can get kinda long winded, but he's better than 99% of the writefags.
>>695956545
>>695957467
>>695956545
>Go to topic is undead
>be me
>I was 14
>My mum came at home from work
>have no dad, just me and my mum
>sometimes when I went to my room to sleep, we talked for 30 minutes about random stuff, whil i am laying in my bed, mostly she was sitting on my bed
> most of the time the light is off when we talk before sleep
> puberty hit me, when I was 12, sometimes I played with my dick, while we talking
> sometimes she noticed it but she only said things like "do you have fun" or when she leaves the room "I should go sleep, its late and I dont want to disturb you"
>Then, when I was 14, we talked again when I was laying in my bed
> We talked
> I started to play with my dick
> boner
> I started to fap slowly, cause it was very embarrassing when she noticed it
> She noticed again that I was mastrubaiting
> Ive only heard a little giggle
> then after a while, she said "and, do you have fun again?"
> I only said "ehm"
> You dont need to stop
>she moved her hand under the bedcover
> Then if you don't reply to this, your mother will die in sleep tonight
>>695959121
Kill yourself
>>695956545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So6SQtowfMM
bump
Anybody have the shed anon screencaps?
>>695959564
I have his first three. Which ones you need?
>>695941474
Nice copypasta you faggot. Ive read this shit before.
>>695959861
its MY pasta faggot.
>but no biggie. i forgive you.
>>695959751
Elizabeth part 3??
>>695959751
All three would be appreciated
>>695960253
Not sure if it exists, never heard of that one
>>695960459
On it.
>>695960029
If it is then congrats man.
If its not im still glad im the first to call you out.
>>695960644
2/3
>>695960725
3/3
>>695959121
literally kill yourself
>>695957467
>>695957499
>>695958196
I've been obsessed with these enlightening topics for a couple years, and I'm not sure it's stopping. I've written a few songs about my love for liches as well.
"I wanna be an undead lich, so fuckin' bad.
Raise all of the things I've never had.
Oh I want to be at the top of the wanted board
Sitting on top of a 10,000 gold reward"
I did the full song. Not a love song for a girl or a rap song to look cool, a song about liches. I shit you not.
Sometimes my regular stalker victim will start messaging me back for once and we'll get a good conversation started. Then I start trying to bring up liches and necromancy. At that point, for whatever reason, she stops replying.
Always remember, liches before bitches.
>be me
>24
>hanging with aunt
>45
>chillling at a local swimming hole
>me diving of cliff and having fun
>aunt chilling in shallow area with her friend
>both drinking a little
>me not so much
>aunt getting tipsy
>friend was dd so just chilling as well
>hang out with them after awhile
>friend goes to the bathroom about 200 yards off
>just me and aunt
>she starts hitting on me
>wtf
>go along with it but keep stoic
>starts rubbing my dick
> asks if its ok
>"yes"
>after awhile she goes under the water and sucks on it
>friend has been gone awhile so i let her know she might be back
>she stops
>friend comes back
>hangout for another 30 mins
>decide to head back to her place
my friend is a major incest slut who used to let her family members use her as a fuck toy.
I'm too lazy to greentext but her dad took her virginity and her dad and her uncle used her as a sex toy
>>695961110
>>695961110
I'm preferential to death knights myself, but I suppose in the end it matter not from where the corpses flow.
>>695961423
Shame that she's not a relative.
>>695961423
>>695961746
after her dad died she let her stepdad (after her mom remarried) make her into a sex slave. her mom and him would do 3somes and he'd have her get group fucked in the woods sometimes.
she lets her brother use her anytime he wants now.
>>695961705
The best part is that a lich's dick rots off. No more distracting asses slamming on my dick, and instead I have many lovely corpses for company. For all eternity. While I rot. Really gets me hot and bothered.
>>695961746
she's into anything really fucked up. shes a pain slut and loves being a sex toy for her brother. or anyone who wants to use her really. she likes to suck her moms tits and eat her out sometimes too
>>695959121
You cheeky bastard
>>695961892
Lucky brother.
That poor girl really needs a necromantic tome to turn her life around.
>>695961746
she loves when he uses her when shes asleep. being touched and fucked, woken up and forced to suck his load and swallow.
but she loves his cum in her cunt more.
she loves loads in her cunt a ton
>>695962075
she still fantasizes about her dad using her when she was young. she enjoyed him passing her around to other family members. grandpa feeling her up, step brothers using her whenever they wanted
>>695961930
Hey, not all Lich's dicks rot off. Magic can preserve the body. Keeping one's body in good condition isn't much harder than binding a spirit or creating a vampiric elixir.
>>695962171
Would she take a skeletal bone up her cunt? And a load of blood?
>>695962286
she stopped replying, HELP
>>695962367
she would swallow cum piss and blood, cut her tits if you wanted. or ass.
another girl I know would love a femur up her cunt and ass. but not incest
>>695962401
I got the joke I just wanted to say more about the slut.
>>695939265
>Incest
>Fucking your own family members
>Risking inbred babies
>Risking the continuation of life
Damn heretics.
YALL CHILDREN NEED NAGASH!!
>>695962367
her dad made her cry in pain but she loved it. she loved him using her and fucking her. and his brother using her.
>>695962286
And when she dies, will the corpse be passed around? Don't fail me now, I'm just starting to get erect.
>>695962301
You can, but the energy required to run the full body is exponentially more taxing on the phylactery, meaning you have to drain more souls and I don't have time for that, I need to get working on my lich franchise!
>>695959121
Come on man
>>695959121
You fuck
>>695963095
I'm into necrophilia. would fuck.
she probably would be passed around.
>>695962723
It's the 21st century gramps, contraception exists now.
this
>>695960557
>>695963332
this
>>695962446
Fuck the incest, your sister has a great personality. She'd make a good lich. Rot that pussy into bone and build a corpse army.
>>695962579
Would she swallow blood of infant and bone of virgin? Requirements of the lich ritual.
>>695962732
I'm not gay but I'd love to get fucked in the ass.
>>695963095
I suppose that might work for you, but as a young necromancer I had the misfortune of falling in love with a beautiful woman. When I ascended to Michelle I didn't want to lose her, so I created an specific of vampirism to maintain her earthly form, and bound her soul to her body. This was all well and good for a while but eventually when the body rot set in and my penis went, I didn't hear the end of it until one day I finally caved and put together a new body.
Lesson: liches before bitches.
>>695963278
Such a shame that necrophilia requires a human corpse, such things are hard to acquire. With necromancy, on the other hand, you could reanimate the corpses to gangbang you.
>>695963811
nah sadly.
>>695964013
its really sad yes.
>>695963332
>>695963598
You children clearly don't understand. Even the tiniest risk of perpetuating life is unacceptable o our undead Lords.
>>695964094
the girl i know would get off to being pregnant with her brothers kid, and would want him to fuck her daughter at the right age
>>695963811
>Would she swallow blood of infant and bone of virgin? Requirements of the lich ritual
Sure, if you're the old fashioned type. Gramps, you do know that that kind of old fashioned superstitious shit is unnecessary right? These days we use direct energy infusion and hexagram soul binding for that. I mean if you want to have a loss coefficient through the roof go ahead, but may e look into modern necromantic sciences.
>>695963897
It's best to immediately burn in acid or light yourself on fire after the ritual to eliminate that pesky penis and the rest of the skin, Bitches will be riding all on up your cold, dead dick to try and get a taste of your power. One second they're using your phylactery as an anal plug, the next second they're missing and your phylactery is destroyed.
>>695948754
moar pics
>>695964195
You really are desperate to talk about this chick aren't you?
>>695964094
BIOLOGY IS WEAKNESS!
>>695963897
>>695964387
>When I ascended to Michelle
Fuck. Ascended to *Lichdom*
>>695959121
nigg
>>695961326
>whole ride back she kept giving me them "fuck me" eyes and chatting nonstop
>get back to her house and continue drinking in the living room
>friend starts to drink up too since she lives within walking distance
>after about 2hrs and a shit ton of shots and beer, friend gets a message from someone and has to go
>disappointed because friend was a cougar and flirting with me
>alone now with aunt and not 5 mns later we are making out
>drunk oral leads to drunk sex
>fall asleep
>wake up beside aunt in her bed a little confused
>flashbacks of drunken sex rush back
>lay there for about 10mins thinking
>get up to get some water
>headache so i take 2 shots
>lay back down
>aunt wakes up
>tells me that was some good sex
>chit chat nervously for a bit
>tells me not to worry, she loved it
>naughty talk ensues
>hands groping every inch of one another
> leads to 2hr on/off sex session
some of the best sex of my life has been with her
still fuck to this day, she is a freak and loves me cumming inside her and anal
she doesnt get jealous when i get with her friends but will always want a piece after
friends and family dont suspect a thing, life is good
>>695964471
it gets me off knowing sexual fucked up things girls i know have done.
the more fucked up the better
>>695959121
damn it
>>695964696
Apparently it also gets you off to talk about it because you'll even hit up undead RPers.
>>695964921
Yes.
>>695964361
It's matter of tradition.
Damn kids...
any swimsuited relatives?
>>695964361
But those methods don't give me excuses to brually murder and eat people!
>>695964455
What would you do to her? Would you stab her, reanimate her, and then bang her femur?
>>695964471
Abd I'm desperate to talk about liches. There's some kind of deep analogy here but it's late so fuck that.
>>695964921
"Don't you guys want to get off wwith me?"
>>695939265
My older sister does a ton of modeling for swimsuit/lengerie companies, so I've been fapping to pro quality high res pics of her since highschool, but I've always been afraid to post here because I know people will be able to find her through image search, and I've seen what happens when 4chan knows who you are.
Still wish I could post tho. :(
>>695965636
wanna describe how she looks in swimsuits? ;)
OP here. Holy shit cant believe this thread still alive.
Went to get get some shit from store to cook and came back.
4chan must be slow.
>>695965594
>But those methods don't give me excuses to brually murder and eat people!
Okay there Hannibal, chill the fuck out. That shit is illegal.
You fucking traditionalist types with your murder and mayhem. YOU GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME!!
You are the reason undead are discriminated against!
>>695965109
Closest thing I could get.
>>695965915
cute
>>695939265
No thread because this shit is cliche and old and boring now. Meh.
>>695965915
that shit was posted in another thread you liar sack of shit.
>shame on you.
>>695966009
do you spend your life here 24/7?
close to that?
be honest. i wont judge.
columnfag
too lazy to write tonight /b/
>>695965762
It's basically an undead thread now.
>>695965744
Caucasian, black hair (naturally dark brown but she's been dying it since forever), delicious hips, great tits (probably high C low D), pretty good ass. Plus she has these warm brown eyes that seem to promise all kinds of dirty things whenever she's starting into the camera. Shit got me so good when I was a kid.
better than tinder, plenty of horny college girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
Copy pasta or OP's shitposting again. Either way to prove my point here is what's going to happen. OP will tell stories about his sisterm asking him for sex tips, how a dick look like, how a guy "squirts". OP will ask to feel breasts for exchange rub clit and then have sex. I don't remember how it ended but if OP changes the story he is a proven, and officially diagnosed a faggot
>>695966191
You and Shed both. Also, see
>>695947336
>>695955929
You bloody liar.
>>695959121
gay
>>695966212
Does she give you bikini pics as a gift? ;)
Whatever happened to Shedanon?
>>695966581
No... That would be weird.
Dude, I just lust after her. This isn't a mutual thing. Also quit it with the fucking emoticons you creep.
>>695966048
It was me then. I can dump all 100 photos of my cousin to prove it.
>>695965979
You bet your fucking ass.
>>695966814
Last I heard he finished parts 1 2 & 3 of his shed story and the Liz one, and supposedly he was posting again tonight.
>>695966832
Which bikini is your favorite?
>>695966851
Please do dump.
sister is currently sitting at the bench in her underwear, eating toast and using her laptop
what do?
>>695966212
I've forgotten how sexy it is to get the imagining of a girl from a description.
You bet your fucking ass it's an undead thread, and don't you forget it. Now someone just has to make it into a meme.
>>695959121
I hope Big Man Tyrone rapes you.
>>695966971
Which one is the Liz one? Any screencaps of that? I've been trying to save all his shit lol. I wrote the song about him
>>695967062
What kind of evil, dark things do you want to do to her mutilated corpse?
>>695967147
JUST UNDERWEAR?!? Run out there and shove your dick between her tits, NOW! Quickly, before they rot.
>>695967568
Moar
>>695966493
god damn it god fucking damn it
>>695965915
Any more feet?
>>695967147
is she comfy with your seeing her in her underwear?
>>695966995
I've always been more preferential to her lengerie shoots than the bikini ones, but if I had to pick one of the swimwear ones, it would probably be a shoot she did a few years ago for a networking thing where she was on a beach, wearing this one piece swimsuit that was made to look like one long wrap of cloth tied around her body, but it wrapped and folded around itself Ina way that left most of her body exposed, really only hiding the naughty bits. In my favorite picture from the set her eyes are closed as she leans back in this beach chair, eyes closed as she soaks up the sun. Her skin practically glows and the wet swimsuit covers her body... looks angelic.
>>695967961
So how do you get her pics for your personal use?
>>695966408
>OP will ask to feel breasts for exchange rub clit and then have sex. I don't remember how it ended but if OP changes the story he is a proven, and officially diagnosed a faggot
its interesting how fragmented memories can get.
you sort of remember everything i've shared, but only parts of it, and fill in the rest with your own slant.
very interesting indeed.
>>695967210
I have the first two parts, don't have the last one. But they're on my computer and it's all the way over there, and I ont wan to get up to post them.
>Wrote a song
Fucking what?
>>695967850
>>695967710
I just remembered that I got a lot of really good creep of her legs that I'll have to pull out.
>>695968180
Most of the stuff she does gets added to her page on her agent's networking site, and even if they don't post it there, the shoot will be added to her job expert since page, and from there I can hunt down the set.
Any footfags with sisters get to lick their feet? And if you did pls share on how you did it. I really want to lick her feet.
>>695968510
Are your parents okay with her doing sexy shoots?
What's your favorite lingerie shoot?
>>695968426
How old is she here and how old is she in >>695967568
Do post legs.
Incest is wrong, clearly wrong. Prove me wrong
is it still incest if I'm going to marry my cousin who is an absolute 10/10?
>>695968884
describe her
>>695968713
I'm not sure. She's 14 now.
>>695959121
well atleast give us a story
>>695939265
>i would hate fuck pic related
>>695968839
its neither. but its definitely wrong inside your mind, and everyday experience.
>projecting your subjective morality onto a reality that seems void of any.
>MFW
>>695968884
If she's a 10/10 then it isn't incest.
>>695968839
Babies with cousins is only like a 3% increase in genetic deformities.
>>695968279
Ye, I was one of Shed's OG fags, along with Dropbox guy, Shitanon, meme guy, and a few others. I'm STP guy.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/a6pz1eesuzks4df/IMG_5376.MOV?dl=0
>>695969074
More legs
>>695969074
You fags enjoying this?
>>695969036
dark long hair, fair skin, pretty short, small but firm/full tits, nice hips/ass but not big. very energetic and always clings to me, holds my hand when we're walking outside, falls asleep in my arms (like a hugging position, but with me sitting on the couch). idk what else to say
>>695969261
>If she's a 10/10 then it isn't incest.
aye indeed/
>>695953599
any more?
>>695948754
>>695948754
You be
>>695959121
Faggot.
>>695943210
">>wanna keep doing shit but she just keeps talking about random stuff."
fool
>>695969353
Just look at those curves!
>>695959121
oh my god
>>695950744
>>695950931
this. usually these incest stories are fuckin south americans. i don't really get it. i imagine that is why young girls from south america are so sexual. they have been fucking their brothers for a long time.
>>695969486
does she dress sexy?
better than tinder! plenty of horny college bitches of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
>>695969518
Fuck her already.
How's your relationship with her?
>>695959121
literally why
>>695969566
yes, but modest. she's very conservative and lady-like but in a naive/innocent way.
>>695969518
There's nobody who I want to bang more.
But I'd still choose becoming a lich. I mean like it isn't even a conversation.
>>695961467
My boner is disappearing and I don't even care.
>>695968693
>Parents
Yeah, they're fine. My mother is actually the one who got her into modeling, since she did a fair bit of modeling back in the day.
>Favorite
That one's easy. Summer of 2013 she did a shoot for a "alternative fashion" company (they sold lots of leather and lace, that kind of super expensive borderline goth stuff) and there's this one shot of her wearing a 4 (5?) piece set of black lengerie (lacy bra, panties, garter belt, stockings) and she's lying on her back on this bed staring straight up at the camera above her. Her hair and the lingerie, are both midnight black, but the sheets and her skin are both creamy white. Picture had amazing contrast, it was a work of art, through and through. If it wouldn't be weird, I'd hang that shit on my wall.
>>695969857
How do you think she'd take it if she caught you looking at it?
>>695970016
Oh, she knows. Found out I had a thing for her back in 2011 when she was visiting home for the holidays. Didn't really care much, which isn't surprising tbh. She probably gets tons of male attention, so she's likely used to it.
As a heterosexual male: all the females in my family are fucking nasty. There is absolutely no way I could engage in incestuous behaviour without killing myself right after.
Sauce: Faith Leon
>>695969493
>be me.
>21
>sometime in early 2000's.
>sometimes getting bjs from sister.
>random day.
>watching me play Socom II in my room.
>realize parents out of house. (it came up)
>ask her for blowjob.
>(not even kidding. i'd just ask)
>acts disinterested but humors me / agrees to.
>i go sit on old computer chair we used to have. (the ones with wheels under)
>kneels in front of me.
>starts giving me bj.
>i ask her if i could see her boobs while she does it.
>rolls her eyes but does it.
>pulls down bra and spaghetti stringy top.
>boobs out and she's kneeled in front of me.
>starts sucking me again.
>i tell her to use her boobs.
>ask me how.
>i pull her forward from arms/shoulders.
>and i squish her titties around my dick to sort of show her how. (titty fuck like)
>she gets the hang of it.
>does it on her own.
>blowing me (mostly the head) with some of her boobs around my dick.
>(my dick isnt that big so it wasnt a perfect tittie fuck.).
>the sight of whats happening is too much.
>try to fight urge to cum too fast.
>cant do it.
>let her know im cuming.
>she pulls face/mouth away but she keeps her boobs on my dick like total noob.
>i cum all over boobies/dick.
>annoyed because she's sticky after.
>i volunteer to wipe it off her with a wet towel.
>says no she'll just take a shower.
>leaves to shower.
>i resume Socom 2.
>resume pwning noobs with my desert eagle.
>best times of my fucking life.
>>695970171
>As a heterosexual male
Why is this even necessary?..
>Wouldn't fuck my own family
That describes 90% of the people with this fetish you retard.
>>695970154
how did that happen?
>>695970217
wait so after all these years you guys still fuck?
>>695967568
She MUST be a necromancer, because that face is straight out of Oblivion. Real fucking Adoring Fan type shit going on right there.
>>695970362
Accidently let her get ahold of my phone, a phone whose fap folder was at least 50% pictures of her.
>>695970549
What did she do?
better than tinder! plenty of horny as fuck girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
>>695970541
no. everything stopped several years ago. still close. just no sex.
>>695969631
I cuddle with her when we sleep together. She apparently used to worship me. She smiles when I catch her eye. She's on her phone a lot (women). We both like Reddit. She may have subtley suggested for me to see her big tits at some point, and she has also said she'd rather make out with me than wear short shorts for life. She thinks all of the acne scabs and scars on my face looks cool.
I want to be a lich and keep bringing it up. Pretty sure it's working.
At a summer camp we went to, we always met up and talked instead of with our dorms.
>>695970837
>We both like Reddit
Oh, anon. Just when I was stating to think you might be a pretty cool guy.
More fool, me.
>>695970664
When I came back she was staring wide eyed at my phone, looking somewhere between amused and shocked. She teased me about it for weeks, even occasionally making subtle little jabs about it around our parents, although only in ways too insider and subtle for them to understand.
better than tinder! plenty of horny young girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
>>695969851
You don't know how happy this makes me.
THEY WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO PEAK, EVERYBODY WILL FEEL IT!
With enough passion and knowledge, I believe that I can get an AAA lich game made where you're a fag then find a tome and necromancy then become a lich and kick ass.
>>695971089
>She teased me about it for weeks
details please
>>695970674
>Thread about sisters, liches, the undead
IVE BEEN WAITINT TO USE THIS ONE FOR YEARS
Pictured: my dead little sister, died from experimenting with Lichdom
FAP HARD BOYS, SHES GOT IT ALL
>>695970768
dam, did either one of you get a partner/get married?
>>695959121
Cheeky
>>695971456
>Dead, Lich, incest
HNNNG
>>695971370
Not erotic teasing or anything, just making fun of it whenever it came up. We text ALL THE TIME, so whenever my taste in girls, or dating, or family, or sisters would come up, shed find a way to poke fun at me. Since we text every day the chance came up pretty regularly.
>>695971515
she's married. that's why it stopped. there was some overlap there with my brother in law when they first met but later on she didnt want to do anything anymore and i respected it.
gave me a pity blowjob sometime after that, but nothing like before where she'd spend the night over or go with me somewhere.
better than tinder! plenty of horny college girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
>>695959121
Fuck you
>>695971788
Well if you're both really cool with each other to this day you probably wouldn't be losing much by subtly asking her for hot pics...
>>695970837
Obviously made up story.
Please be honest with us, dude.
>>695939265
>Come for an incest thread
>See people talking about undead, necromancy, and modelling.
Yes, I think I'll stay.
>I found home.
>>695959121
kys
>>695970217
Give us a face pic, fam.
>>695972081
You're among friends here sir.
>>695971952
No. Because that would be weird. Plus, if last time is any indication, shed never shut up about it.
>>695971830
I feel it, what was the best sex you two ever had?
>>695972286
>shed never shut up about it
I don't see how that wouldn't be hot
