whats the gayest you've gayed /b/?
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whats the gayest you've gayed /b/?
>>695908299
I cringed. I lose
I was OP and started a gay thread on 4chin
>>695908299
>dubs
I had 2 boyfriends
>I caught the first one cheating on me
>Second one used to hit me , beat me up and then dumped me.
>mfw i'm a qt 3.14 black haired pale blue eyed twink fag, gamer and forever alone
>>695908299
Worked a gloryhole for 8 hours "straight". (47 dicks, if you really wanna know)
Made out with two guys at a party, begged one to fuck me. Too drunk to remember anything other than leaning in for the first kiss though.
Had a girlfriend at the time...
>>695908299
Yo is there anywhere I can find more pictures of cute boys kissing like that one? I'm a fag and I really like that pic
>>695908299
I've never gayed in my life.
I did have sex with a few guys but it's okay, I was wearing a dress so that makes it not gay, right?
got naked w a friend in like 3rd grade, checked out each others peckers. thats it m8
>>695908299
meet up with guys from craigslist for a little suck and fuck
just bjs and kissing, like most guys have done when practicing for girls. stopped doing that shit when I was 15 though.
I sat down next to another man in the subway. He was only inches away.
>>695908299
I used to play this prank where I would suck my friends' dicks, but the joke is on them because I'm not gay! lol
>>695908299
When I was 7 or 8 years old, this kid I used to know who was 12 got me to 69 with him.
We didn't cum or anything but the whole thing was very gay. That's the gayest i've gayed.
Sucked a guy off in his car, first time doing it and he was thick.
Kept scraping my teeth against his cock as I couldn't open my mouth too wide, so it was a crappy experience for both of us
>>695909400
Kek
I was OP numerous times
Friend gave me a handjob once, when I came I was too ashamed to do him..
Been wanting to stroke a nice cock ever since, just stroke nothing more.
>>695908527
awww BB I would love you so much. You just gotta find a nice guy.
>>695908836
ummm... google > cute boys kissing. Dumnass
>>695908299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUB-60BEFDs
>>695908299
Jacked off with like 3 friends all separate occasions when I was like 10, 14, 15.
Jacked off with a pool full of dudes while a couple ugly girls watched.
Sucked my friends 10 inch dick and got fucked by him with family in same hotel room when I was 16
When I was 7 my 18 year old cousin made me suck his dick, the gayest I've been
At a bath house let a black guy take my anal virginity. Condom though
>>695909642
Aww, thank youuuuuuuuu
>>695910008
being molested is bad umkay
I watched over 5 hrs of tranny, and trap porn..Also a little gay porn. Of which I came to all of them...
>>695908299
I was a poor college student, and went into an obscure mall bathroom to take a piss. Some well-dress older guy came in and stood at the urinal next to me, although there was a couple others he could have used. Mid-piss, I glanced over, and he was looking at my dick and jerking off. I was going to shake it off and tag him, but he handed me a small roll of bills with a ten showing, and said "I'll give you twenty-five bucks to blow you."
I grabbed the money and turned towards him, he went down on his knees, and I instantly went diamond-- one of those boners so hard that it hurts-- and he proceeded to give me the best sloppy knobber I've ever received.
When I got close, I grabbed the back of his head and slammed it, and he took it all. I must have shot a bucket down his throat.
I had to push him off to disengage, and quickly zipped up and split.
Later, I counted the money, and it was only $14.
>>695908299
I accidentally clicked the thumb on a trap thread once. I still feel dirty.
>>695908299
Fucked a trap. Multiple times.
>>695908299
read your post
Jerked off to Kalindra-Chan
...
many many times.
>>695910193
Thanks I know
>>695908299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvFUC-198s
>>695908299
I've taken a bareback load and fucked my GF later that night
>>695910380
did your cuz go to jail ?
closest thing to gay ive done is shower with other guys, mostly friends/family. Nothing too overtly sexual though. Showered with one of my nephews earlier today
>>695910160
^.^ no problem. stay beautiful
>>695909739
That's a good idea
I was just wondering if there is some website specifically for that
Kissed a guy friend as a joke. We still home about it today
>>695908527
Yeah prolly just kill yourself to end the pain and improve the world
>>695910654
How old are you and your nephew
>>695910341
Who doesn't jerk off to Kalindra?!
Fap to shota sometimes.
>>695908527
What a Fag.
>>695908299
reading you
>>695910529
So..., you didn't wait long before passing along your HIV infection to some deserving bitch-whore.
Good job, anon.
You did us proud.
had gay sex with gays. But now I gained so much weight and I don't go out anymore. Normally I have a cute face, but I dont like my mirrorself anymore :(
>>695908299
Fapped to traps for like 2 weeks before getting bored of them. Only "gay" thing I've ever done.
I sucked a cock once and got mine sucked by a guy.
Kind of weird actually, I rarely think about it but most guys won't ever try it, good experience though I need to do it again soon
I just blew an Asian guy. Tasted good.
>>695910588
No I told my parents but he said I was lying and my grandma who walk in on it had his back and didn't say anything. I had forgotten about it until a few years I started seeing a therapist to deal with depression and alcoholism. It just kobe of is what it is at this point
>>695910816
that's not gay, that's pedo
>>695910989
same thing happened to me. thought i was gay for awhile did you experience that?
>>695908299
I've fapped to a boy dressed as a girl.
>>695908299
I sucked a dick once
>>695911209
Who's?
>>695911032
I wish I was a little cute shota boi that has a much older 30-ish bearded bear boyfriend, all happening in an anime world.
Does that make me gay?
Sucked a couple cocks fucked a guy in his ass and got sucked out of boredom also a Mmf Threeway. Never been penetrated and don't plan on it.
Won't say I'm not a massive faggot but I generally was never into dudes all that much. Just wanted to my dick wet.
>>695908299
Sucked cock from 5th grade to 7th grade.
About the "gayest" thing I've ever done was I licked a bit of my own cum off a girl's tits after I came on her. She asked me to do it for whatever reason, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Probably wouldn't do it again, and I doubt you'd really count that as gay.
>>695911032
You know you like it.
Sent a shirtless pic of myself with the words "<3 anon" written across my chest to my friend (who lived a thousand miles away) that I had a crush on at the time. We were in the midst of an argument and I didn't want him to hate me anymore, but I made things much worse after he saw that picture of me. I fell into a bit of obsession over trying to make things better, but he was smart enough to know to get the fuck away from me. I was so desperate because I had never actually achieved any kind of sexual relationship before, and I was of course young and stupid and didn't understand the proper way to communicate with people. Even though it doesn't matter anymore, it still bothers me to today that the entire thing happened and I still routinely think about how things could have happened instead. Yes, I deserve to be alone for being a clingy, social retard, no need for a reminder.
>>695908512
i kekked (im high)
>>695910786
23 & 10. Have showered together quite a few times before, same with my other nephews. it's not gay imo, but closest ive done.
>>695911360
Eating your own cum is pretty gay bro. No offense I just call it like I see it.
>>695911271
im only 19 but ima bear ill be ur daddy
>>695908299
The gayest I ever gayed was my life
>be me
>molested as kid by nigger, but I didn't like it
>be president of high school gay straight alliance club
>"I'm totally straight and comfortable with my sexuality"
>secretly shove maglights inside of me, but I'm sure straight people do that
>Masturbate to gay porn but mostly straight porn, so I guess I'm straight
>get first girlfriend, my mom's first reaction was "I thought you were gay"
>Never came out to mom, like wtf
>go to college, meet cute guy who tells me about cryptocurrency
>immediately go back to his room to get assfucked for the first time on his roommate's bed
>his dick is massive but apparently I'm a stretchy spitfuck
>get caught by roommate, but he's a /b/tard so he's cool and just goes out for another smoke
>watch yaoi and fuck for the rest of the night
>it's 6 years later, imma fucking tranny faggot spitfuck living with and getting fucked by with my two lovers
>slave for 2 years of getting cocks shoved won my throat while being called a fucking faggot
>on hormones for 4 years, got some titties now
>I don't even identify as woman, been lying to doctors for years
>straightest thing I've done in the last 2 years was fuck a girl while we watched boku no pico, then she fucks me with a strapon
>I guess I was wrong about being straight
>>695908527
Aww sorry to hear that don't give up
I jerk to babecock pictures with Emma Watson or Alison Brie in it.
>>695911271
No but adding "in an anime world" at the end certainly fucking did
When I was in college I had an affair with a married mom in her late thirties. When I'd come over I would put on her old school girl skirt, blouse and panties. She'd keep calling me a bad girl while fucking me with a strap-on, or while I fucked her. No matter where I came, she would make me eat it after. Fortunately I never fucked her in the ass.
>>695911470
Why do you shower together? to save water or just cause you like little boi cawk?
>>695911490
Eh, like I said, it was kind of a heat of the moment thing. You'd be pretty surprised what you'd do for a girl who just deepthroated you to the balls and let you blow all over her face and tits. Honestly, I'd probably have drank bleach if she'd asked me to in that moment.
That post-orgasm buzz is a motherfucker.
>>695908299
>at a bar
>pick up a chick
>really a dude
>mini-crisis
>horny so let him suck my cock
>mini-crisis
>no one must know
>>695908527
There is literally a ton of good people out there that are great boyfriend material. But for the most typical answer i get both from women and guys is;
"Nahh not my tipe" or "hes like... not like me ya know" or "hes not that cute" or "idk i dont date guys like that"
What i seem to find the most is that people who have relationships issues are normally shallow or are too celf centered to care about more than the "Type" of person he or she is based on friends they have, carrers or jobs, attractiveness, or what they are into.
So im sorry but im not sorry. I mean I would love to have a cute twink boy i could cuddle and love all day long and im not saying im the best person ever but i like to think im ok, but for some reason cute twink boys are only attraced to other twinks.
>>695908299
I just got used to my gayness
I literally dated my girls than guys and I was planning to kiss her but I broke up with her a few days later
That's gay (Im a grill)
>>695911770
Preach nigga hey I get it. I'm this guy after all
>>695911299
>>695911579
Kinda sounds like me
am i gay
Posted my boipussi
>>695910008
Ugh had that shit happen..use to put fings in booty and such,gma walked in on him sucking me...tru story, he got probabation, i felt aight tho im 22 now
I have had a total of three guys blow me.
One 16 year old I met on whisper. I was 20 at the time. He blew me in my apartment at the time, I fucked his face while he sat on the edge of my bed.
A 20 something guy I met on whisper also. He blew me in my car.
Then this other 20 something guy I met on Craigslist who blew me on his family couch. That guy could deep throat like nothing I've ever seen, it was crazy. He put my whole 7 inches in his mouth.
I'm not gay, though. I have a gf. Maybe a little bi, but I just love BJ's.
>>695911991
Are you a negro
>>695910201
I would really give you the $25 plus a tip, just sayin'.
>>695910201
Kek
>>695910201
Best.....story.....ever u legend
>>695911818
I'm >>695908527
Thanks for the comment.
I'm not into twinks, I hate twinks, I'm into manly men and bears ^^
>>695912107
was the 16 year old a cute hairless softskinne twink?
>>695908299
I fucked my GF while one of her gay hall-mates watched and jerked off. Is this gay? I did not like it.
>>695910878
>Yea, because having gay sex creates HIV.
>because having sex with your basically heterosexual close friend who's been tested (and so have I) is high risk.
>Because 0.02% of the populace where I live is infected.
>Because the chances of catching HIV from a guy WITH HIV are 1.75%
>Because if HIV were that easy to get, the entire world would be dead,
Because it feels good, I only do it with one person (and vice versa), I don't see the problem. At least I'm living my life and indulging in my fantasies unlike you, you fucking neckbeard virgin.
>>695912402
Sounds super hot, you think he was jerking off to your ass or something?
maybe he was just enjoying her titties.
>>695912402
110% gay
>>695911721
save water/time, though i dont rly give a fuck about either of those so i dont really care if we do or dont. I know it may seem weird to some people, but we have a close family dynamic. And for the record im not into boy kawks
>>695908299
Me and my friend Skyler were pretty gay for a bit. We showed each other our dicks once, l o l.
He used to tease me with his feet all the time.
It was fun.
>>695908299
I had an mmf threesome with my GF...balls may have touched....bodily fluids may have mixed
>>695912640
it's not gay if it's in a three-way
it's OK if it's in a three-way
>>695910878
Ah, yes, because HIV is only ever transferred through gay sex and there are no women with it at all.
You're a fucking retard
>>695908299
Black Veil Brides fans
>>695908299
pandeleros
>>695912725
How about a little?
>>695908299
Considered Obama a good president and a blessing for the world. Glad that was only a phase.
>>695910816
>>695911365
Don't think it's going to work, shotafag.
>>695912508
And...., somebody takes the bait.
>troll success
>>695908299
Stumbling upon this thread is the gayest I've ever gayed.
>>695911032
Well, it's drawings. It's a bit different since the boys are always feminized.
I'd wager to say it's more gay than pedo. In some places the age of consent is 14 and most Shota that's popular is right around that age group.
>>695912955
I'm hard af so his posts are working in that respect
>>695912953
Did you lick his cockhead?
>>695908299
I am literally sitting here waiting for a man to come over and have anon sex with me
1at time I ever came was from being buttfucked
>>695911360
That's so completely not fucking gay.
>>695912955
Just look at this shota and tell me you dont want him to worship your rock hadd cock
>>695908299
The gayest was probably that i fucked (got fucked) a friend from school when i was 15, second gayest was a random hookup blowjob when i was 17
>>695911579
Pics?
>>695912522
He is gay, my GF said he had a crush on me. He was always trying to get me to do gay stuff with him or take off my shirt (I'm pretty athletic/fit). Do you want to know more?
>>695908299
pick one
> made out with my friend for two minutes during a game of truth or dare at 13
> gave a half hearted handjob when i was 13 as well but only because i made a deal that he sucked mine i would try to do his
> at 16 when me and my 13 year old brother had to share a bed during a hotel room mixup we ended up laying a pillow between our crothes and humping into each other to simulate sex suppose that was kind of gay
i have to go but ill be back soon, if the thread still up and anyones interested ill greentext the stories
>>695913065
You think people into shota would actually be into sex with a young boy?
My gf planned a threesome with one of her friends (male)
>she made him hard
>she sucked his dick
>I watch and jerk it
>They lay on the bed
>I take off his clothes
>I tell him to turn around
>Lick his ass
>Suck his dick
>I fuck him for a solid 15 minutes
>Make out with him
>Cum inside him
>He blows me
>Fucks me
>He sucks on my nipples
>Gf watches
>didnt get fucked
>He leaves tomorrow morning
>Gf mad at me
>break up with her
>Date guy
Yupper
>>695911490
If eating your own cum is gay, then so is masturbation.
>>695912263
Well there ya go, maybe you should expand your dating.... peramiters? Is that the right word? And its hard to find a cute twink boy that is into actual men. Well here in kansas anyways, I hate dorthy land.
>Be me 22,
>Worked for everything i have
>Good life because of said hard work
>Pretty solid 8/10
>Only want a cute boy to spoil and love
>Kansas.jpg
>No cute twinks about
>Feel empty in this big house with 2 spare rooms because no cute twink to run around doing cute twink stuff
>have gfs regularly but no cute boys
>All i want is cute boy
>why cant i has ;_;
I stood in the shower with a pair of girl panties I bought and I peed in them.
The warm urine felt soooo good.
>>695912739
And you can't read.
Whole point of the post was passing it to the woman moron.
>that makes 2 successful trolls--but this one was too easy.
>>695913269
Sooo gay
>>695913219
>i did not like it
I don't believe you, anon.
>>695913219
Yes please tell more.
>>695908299
went to gay clubs and made booty calls several times
>>695913219
YES
>>695913070
>>695913171
Meant more it's weird to take these threads and convert them, esp considering OP pic
and pls, I post quite a bit in shota breads, and want to be the shotamasterace check
>>695913390
>that makes 2 successful trolls--but this one was too easy.
are u a meme or just new
>>695908299
Threesomes with GF....bj from the guy when she was in the shower
>>695908299
Right now.. Jerking off to a Bailey Jay vid.
I got my dicked sucked by passable tranny
>>695908299
Sucked a tranny cock, and then fucked her until she came all over herself.
>>695909394
not normal
>>695913268
No, my point is the exact opposite.
>>695912980
You must feel so proud.. I'm sitting here with 19 year old pussy, drinking, gonna get my fuck on later. What are you doing neckbeard Sally?
>>695909465
very gay
>>695913767
Yes, it is, anon. A ridiculous number of guys do that.
Just because it never happened to YOU, doesn't mean it isn't common as fuck.
>>695910795
Does he/she have two buttholes?
>>695913759
>her
>she
wew fucking lad, people like you make me sick, you go and do some gay shit and then try and play it off by calling it a """she"""
>>695913891
Nothing gay about experimenting with your older molester of a friend. It was kinda nice i'll admit.
Jacked off to pictures of my friend because I love him
>>695908299
Ive had gay intercourse and been penetrated atleast 6 times
>>695914019
He just openly admitted it was gay you shitlord
spent a few hours here, was it gay...fuck you better believe it!
http://manticorespa.com
>>695911579
i think i'm in love
>>695912353
Somewhat.
He was pretty feminine. He was Hispanic, like 5 foot 4, probably 140lbs. So, yea, I guess he was a twink.
>>695913829
No..., you're sitting there posting in the "whats the gayest" thread.
If the 19yo pussy you allude to is real then you're guilty of heterosexual malpractice.
Went to gay bathhouse
Paraded around naked and watched gay porn with countless dudes
Sucked like 5 ducks
Had my dick sucked a few times
Got fucked in ass by BBC
Said no homo on way to car so it's all good
>Was 8-12 and sucked and fucked my friend. Never actually went in but felt great.
>18 went in CS and met a guy who claimed he was 40
> went to house he was at least 50
> sucked his cock, and let him fuck my ass
> came in mouth
>19 went on Grindr
> met guy who was 26
> picked him up and ended up being a fatty
> let him suck my cock and tried fucked his ass in my car but couldn't stay hard because gross
> let him cum in mouth, was gross.
> 19 now, met cute 9/10 guy off Grindr, we both have girlfriends and live close.
> we occasionally sucked each other off. One time in my house and other in his truck. Dick is 10/10 cum taste great
> we been trying to fuck but we haven't had time recently:/ he's a virgin and I want to cum deep in him.
> am gay? I'm 19 slept with well over 15 women and been with 3 guys not including childhood blah.
I think I'm just a super horny sex freak that'll do anything to get off.
>>695914429
>Said no homo on way to car so it's all good
Nice save!
>>695913938
I'm not the Annon you were replying to but it never happened to me either.
>>695914469
>I think I'm just a super horny sex freak that'll do anything to get off
This..., I hear ya' /b/ro.
>>695908679
How much you get paid?
>>695908299
Can someone tell me why people are gay?
Surely if they are born like that, there must be something that goes wrong in the womb.
>>695913430
> Me: 23 GF: 19 Gay: 20
> At a pool party with some of the other people from our university and dressed accordingly.
> GF is flat and skinny (no ass, etc.), not much experience with men
> People always think I am a Chad (6 pack, not socially awkward, been with a fair amount of women)
> People also think it's weird that my GF and I are together, because we seem so different in body and interests.
> We aren't that much different, I'm much more of a closet nerd than she is and more into "American Nerd Culture" while she is into Weeb shit
> Other women acquaintences always seem mad that I'm with my GF (I'll call her V), especially FwBs or other women who have had crushes on me but I was too pussy to act (I was overweight and bad with women when I was younger)
> Everyone is drinking
> Gay Hall-mate starts hitting on me, starts saying stuff like "I'm sure you could do much better"
> Gay and other people start complimenting my body, etc.
> V looks insecure and sad
> I love V, so I take her away
>>695914429
sounds like a typical day for a /b/tard
>>695914469
Bisexuality is a thing junior
>>695914469
You're doin things to me man.
>>695914202
Holy hell this is hot anyone have anymore like it
>>695914913
Take out plz
>>695912263
hmm, i meet your criteria. would you happen to be in the seattle area?
i had a guy suk my dick once
>>695915332
Why am I so into this shit am I gay?
>>695913759
>her
>>695909394
>just bjs and kissing
>like most guys
>>695914787
>She's drunk and starts crying about how she always feels as if she's not good enough for me
> She's not very smart, not curvy, not outgoing, just petite and cute
> Also the nicest girl you could ever meet
> I comfort her and tell her she's perfect, etc.
> Say "let's go back to your room and have some time between the 2 of us"
> Not even thinking about sex, just helping her feel better
>>695913410
It was actually super awkward seeing him in the corner of my eye jerking his small dick like a loser.
>>695915425
yea
>>695915081
It's nothing impressive.
>>695915425
Possibly full blown gay
Time to come out and tell mommy and daddy
>>695913332
maybe because you seem like a whiny bitch?
>>695915570
But they wont like me anymore especially my brothers
>>695915552
I would let you pump me full of cum
>>695915425
Curious maybe?
I had a guy kiss me on the cheek and tell me "I love you" in Boy Scouts. I couldn't tell if he was facetious or not.
>>695915806
whats that mean?
>>695915506
Do continue.
>>695908299
I was in a relationship with a smart, cute, 5'2, Portuguese twink for about three months until I cheated on him.
>>695915425
pretty, feminine..
>>695915765
no homo, though?
>>695915765
Lol I appreciate it.
>>695915806
I'm 100% straight but I'd hit that harder than roberto carlos
>>695908299
Got really drunk with friend of mine and we sucked eachothers dicks. No one came tho.
>>695915878
What do you think?
It doesn't always have to be one OR the other.
Sometimes it's a wild mix of both worlds.
>>695915506
> We start walking back to the apartment complex
> Gay sees us walking back and says he'll come with us because he lives 3 doors down from V
> While chatting, he follows us into V's room instead of going to his apartment
> I want him to leave
> V is drunk out of her mind and keeps trying to kiss me
> Sitting on V's couch with Gay on the seat next to us
> I'm buzzed, so I start kissing V back
> Almost forget that Gay is there
> V and I start to feel each other
> I'm still shirtless
> Start getting into it, I tell V that we should head into her room to get some privacy
> Hope that Gay gets the hint
> He doesn't
> I barely care and my lips are too busy around her's to tell Gay to go away.
> She starts rubbing my erection under my swimming trunks
> Animal in me pulls them down, I take off V's bikini
> Gay is watching
> V whimpers about him seeing her naked
> I say, "Who cares, he's gay" and laugh
>>695916099
What 5 inches? I'd suck it FL here
spent an hour with this shemale escort, fucking loved it.
I sucked a grown mans dick for money last night around 2am. Posted a male escort ad on back page and he was here less than 2 hours later. Only stayed for 15 min and gave me 200 for the hour. I feel sick, vomited twice as soon as he left and I've felt full blown self loathing since then. Straight male with girlfriend btw.
>>695916374
Fucking hot.
I once fell onto my friend and my lips hit his cheek, never talked about it since then, dont intend to.
I went pretty damn far...
>me in picture
I went like, 4 maybe even 5 gay
>>695916508
Needed the money badly i guess?
>>695916566
That is pretty far anon.
used a console
>>695915691
>Judging someone over a silly post
Why are you so butthurt anon? Did uncle touch you when you were little? Were you bullied as a kid? Shit parents? Tell us about it anon, maybe we can fix your shit attitude.
>>695911605
this really confuses me
>>695916439
5 on the dot. Maybe a little more on a good day.
>>695916566
And here i am jerking off to you,
my gayest moment.
>>695915967
Horny as fuck
>>695916508
Gay's can get head for free so easily if this is true he must of been nasty as fuck
jerking off to pov of trannies getting fucked - or trannies fucking men. only pov. no man faces or sounds.
>>695916606
Yeah, was an emergency.
And I have 13 new replies to my ad that all want to meet over the next 3 days. That's 2600-4200 usd for 13-20ish hours of work. I don't know if I can stomach it. What should I do?
>>695908299
Since i'm bi it's up to your imagination how gay it was.
Though all i say is one guy and lots of cuddling
>>695908299
I sucked off two guys and jacked a third before 8th grade.
>>695916840
Not horrible. 40 years old 6' 180lbs. Bald. He was married. Gays are just really attracted to me in general. Been like this since I graduated high school. Not sure why though.
>>695916940
Brush yo teeth and suck them all.
It will be over before you know it.
>>695908299
clicked this thread
>>695909394
>like most guys
>practicing for girls
>>695916921
found the sociopath
>>695916812
seen this before that boy is really cute
![Naamloos-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2DEFlhv.png "Naamloos-2[1].png")
>>695916940
I bet you can stomach it.
Swallow your pride.
It's not that hard.
>>695917178
Such easy money..
Will it get easier?
>>695916508
better than robbing some poor fucker for their money, you'll get over it I did and I can now totally separate it as a way to quickly make a few hundred bucks and buy shit I want, when I have done crime in the past you are always looking over your shoulder waiting to get pulled now I don't have to worry.
>>695916812
this ins't facebook.
take this shit to club penguin
>>695917316
It'll get easier right?
>>695909394
>sucking dick
>practicing for girls
>>695916374
> The 3 of us are too drunk to realize how weird this situation is
> I pull V's head down towards my junk and have her blow me
> I love dominating her 5'0" body
> I was her first BF, so she's not the best at anything sexual
> But the Alcohol made the BJ one of the sloppiest amazing blowjobs ever
> I bust in her throat
> I turn my head to see that Gay is sitting there with his gay speedo down and stroking his tiny dick
> He's breathing hard
> I feel uncomfortable
> Don't say anything because I don't want to talk to Gay right after receiving a BJ
> V is wet and moaning by now, I was fingering her during the BJ
> I pick her up, both naked and take her to her room
> Expect Gay to leave
> He doesn't
> I lay V down on her back and get ready to mount her
> Too buzzed/didn't care enough at the time to put on a condom
> Kiss her and slide my cock into her tight pussy
> Fucking missionary-style
> See movement out of the corner of my eye
> Gay is here
> Sitting in V's desk chair, watching us again
> I stop thrusting
>>695917336
Yeah eventually you'll get the hang of it and you will start to enjoy it.
>>695917273
what makes you say that?
>>695916940
What does the ad look like?
And what do you look like?
>>695917156
Kek, me too. Idk why. I'm this poster btw>>695912402
>>695917658
Jerking furiously here.
>>695917518
Dude, real talk?
Don't focus on the guy, focus on his cock.
Cocks are great, you just gotta learn to appreciate their beauty.
>>695908299
I catfished some dude on kik and got him to sext with me so I could see if I was attracted to men at all.
>>695911271
More autistic than anything.
>Some trap messages me on okcupid
>Surewhynot.jpg
>She eventually stops, guess I was too boring, wasnt sure if I actually wanted it
>Send her a random message out of the blue about a month later
>In true /b/ style I asked when she was gonna let me clap dem cheeks
>Holy fuck it worked, asks me to come over that night
>Get there, immediate regret, it obviously just looks like a fucking dude trying to be a chick (Hormones 4 months)
>End up fucking for 2hrs on and off while watch The Babadook on netflix
>Gagged on "her" cock, came all over "her" stomach
>Lots of super gay butt stuff (hers not mine)
>Decide afterwards that I dont like having a dick in my mouth, no matter how "feminine"
I visit /b/ a lot less now, for the sake of my mental health. Almost nothing about that night was actually that attractive. 10/10 times Id rather hook up with a chubby girl then do that again.
Do I regret exploring my sexuality? No. Do I regret fucking a dude that kinda looked like a chick? Sorta.
>>695917822
gayest shit i've seen on /b/ in 4 years
>>695916812
saw this video like 1-2 years ago, tried finding it but failed, now all my feelings are back i need the sound version badly. PLEASE HELP SAUCE
>>695918018
Looks like bailey's shlong
>>695916815
it's only gay if you don't jerk off to the cute trap
>>695918149
it is, i'd recognize it anywhere
>>695917822
where are his parents
>>695918149
>I recognize that penis!
Yeah, it's from his twitter as you may or may not know.
>>695912610
Did he get erect? How big was his cock?
>>695918329
>>695918257
>tfw you recognize tranny penises on the Internet now
I don't know how I feel about this
>>695918018
I can't get it up at all though. Half of these guys want to blow me! Literally pay me to suck my dick. Wtf right? How do I get around that?
>>695908299
Suck my Best friends dick
Me and 8 of my male friends went for a weekend trip, where we took lsd and ecstasy, I told them all I loved them and meant it.
>>695917273
ive been told that before....and passed a couple of tests,but not with flying colors... I recieved plenty of love from a stable family environment..
so it has to be a reason for me to act like lifes dont matter. a real reason
why u said that tho?
>>695918477
You're a good friend anon.
>>695918503
How is loving someone gay?
I love my family and friends
>>695908299
I put my finger in my ass when I fapped once, how gay am I?
Bjs on two friends when 10 yo
shemale porn
smelled friends pants
Like girls only
>>695916508
annon..if u got to do shit like that cause of money..be smart.........
do kinky shit....ill step on u.. ill dress u as a baby... ill be a bear - ull be the hunter...shit like that... people pay serious money for fetishes..and u dont have to suck cocks.
>>695918465
Mention it in your ad.
Say that you want to be the one who does the sucking.
every time i poop i touch my asshole with toilet paper
>>695908299
Gayest? Posted in this thread.
>>695918646
Loving people is fine, saying it is pretty gay though.
>>695917097
greentext pls
>>695908299
Sucked my friend's dick when drunk once
Still get hard thinking about it tbh
>>695918646
We fucked each other afterwards, forgot to mention it.
>>695918734
i tried that as soon as i heard that there is the G spot.. u are a fag if u want some man to massage that for u,
>>695912263
>I hate twinks
Lots of self hatred then
I beware anyone who has so specific "taste" because they are most likely treating their sexuality as a fetish they picked up.
A twink hating twinks tells me you are in it for the roleplay.
>>695908299
I used to give high-end handjobs, with scented lotion and hot towels and scrotum or prostate massages. Starting out I charged $25, six months later I was charging $500 a handjob and had steady repeat business.
The trick is:
use lots of lube
gentle strokes, not hard tugs
vibrator in the ass on low
massage the balls and taint
most of all: keep gently massaging the cock and taint for a good minute after the initial spurt.
If you do it right they'll feel "empty" after you're done, like their balls have been completely drained.
I never blew or fucked them and vice-versa. The only thing I promised or delivered was an A+ nut bust.
>>695918914
You're an idiot
I occasionally meet up via craigslist and bareback/creampie bottoms
>>695917658
> Realize I'm too into it to care much
> He's sitting there
> Still stroking
> Realize he's recording our fuck session on his phone
> I want to cum
> I thrust faster and harder
> She cums
> I cum
> He cums
> V is about to knock out, kisses me and tells me she loves me
> Squeals once she realizes Gay was there the entire time
> Starts whining about how sex was just between the two of us
> Very emotional, starts whimpering again
> Gay has cum all over V's chair
> Now that I'm not horny, I'm mad
> Walk over to Gay
> He gets excited
> Spills his spaghetti, asks me if I want him to "clean me off"
> I tell him to stand up and take him to the living room
> Tell him he owes V a new chair
> Grab his phone
> Delete the video he recorded
> Tell him not to invade our privacy
> Tell him if he tells anyone about this, I will fuck him up
> Tell him to leave and take the chair with him
> He has to walk down the hallway covered in his own cum, with a cum-covered chair
> MFW I see him in the hallways
> MFW I can't make eye contact with him anymore
> MFW my GF cucked a gay guy
>>695919047
>the handyman
>>695908905
it's only gay if your balls touch
>>695919057
>your
>>695918767
>>695918782
I don't wanna suck dicks! What about happy ending massages or somethin? I don't mind using my hands just having those gross pre Cumming dicks in your throat is horrible
>>695911404
I'm sorry things turned out like that. I'm sure you're a nice person honestly, and I understand your desperation.
>>695919229
Wow. I wish I had called myself that!
Would you?
>>695918637
kek..was about to post that.
recording this is probably my most gay
