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Yiff thread
>>695908001
katia sf got banned for being too shit
grope
>>695906681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvFUC-198s
love grope
lather up boys
You all are disgusting faggots
>>695912045
You must be new.
>>695912329
probably not, he knows how to bump the threads he wants to stay alive without being way too obvious about it
Such wisdom.
>>695913123
~
>>695913417
mornin sunshine
>>695913982
hinefhowareyou
>>695913982
that goes so well with the picture above
>>695914658
settle down
>>695914250
Pretty good. Back is feeling fine, and my leg is definitely better. No longer needs an hour of stretching before I can walk or sit down.
>>695915095
thats good
>>695910167
lol
you can't do that with pectorals from a guy with that physic.
Give me a smooch.
>>695915275
>>695915195
I'm beginning to feel like a real human bean again
How are you?
>>695915275
y NOT?
>>695915592
>>695915635
get your 4 finger under it just like the picture.
>>695915592
Thats some gross gyno
I swear I am surrounded by spastics most of the time
>>695915706
Im not that buff.
>>695915989
Well yeah, you spend hours a day in this thread
![IMG_20160722_153139798[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3XIUVC6.jpg "IMG_20160722_153139798[1].jpg")
Just got my XL Dragon's tongue a few minutes ago... OMFG HE IS HUGE
>>695916169
You'd have to have chic tits to get a whole hand under your pec.
>>695916268
that's true, but he may be uber rich and not work.
>>695916268
even then, in the real world I feel that way too
>>695916531
Yeah, ew.
I am not rich and all I do is school work ffs
>>695916523
looks uncomfortable
>>695917151
buy me some thinks, richie mcmoneybags
Quit being a salty Sally, geez.
>>695916523
That's huge!
What is your pre workout you got there?
>>695917151
Go find a gay nerd and let him suck your cock in exchange for him doing your work.
>>695917268
Omggg please post this whole thing
>>695917491
i will buy you an envelope stamp
>>695917552
never
>>695917587
#SHATTER black
It's pretty good
>>695917760
That will do
>>695917760
Quit being a Nelly never.
Wtf where is my envelope stamp?
>>695917946
how much do stamps run for in Vegemite land
>>695917956
negative
what am I? Made of money?
>>695918117
idk, i don't send mail
they used to be 45c ages back
Iam a boy with a pretty feminine body, if someone wants to jerk off to my ass or smth just kik me, nippleboii
>>695918117
Quit being a negative Noreen.
If Nef gets one I want one too. I DESERVE IT.
>>695918269
we're all straight here
>>695917818
There's alot of herbs in that i've not heard of before. and shitloads of caffeine to make it work :)
end
>>695918289
>I DESERVE IT.
you deserve a slap
>>695918268
which would probably put it at 70c now
you are pushing your limits with my wallet there sir
>>695918289
maybe
what did you do to deserve such an award?
>>695918390
yeah the herbs make u relaxed and calm while all the caffeine and other shit makes u hyper and angry. its probably really bad for the heart
![1450990539.sovy_1449024876.fasttrack37d_scottauction1[load].png](https://i.imgur.com/PmaIcMe.jpg "1450990539.sovy_1449024876.fasttrack37d_scottauction1[load].png")
>>695918525
Look man, I just want my token gift.
>>695918573
Some kind of excellence. I dunno. I just really feel I deserve it.
> Ask for whole comic
> Only make it to page 2 :(
> No wonder Aliyah dumped my sorry ass
wtf is the captchas obsession with store fronts?
>>695918573
Just checked
it is $1
>>695919250
none, you just have to use v1
>>695919250
Google is looking for the best money laundry front
>>695919203
#rekt
>>695919045
would you just like me to write you a letter and post a pic of it?
>>695919326
fuck that noise, ill wire you a penny instead
>>695919250
>wtf is the captchas obsession with store fronts?
captcha is used as a crowdsource thing
Basically by identifying store fronts, you save time for Google Maps when they're doing this shit so they don't need to do everything themselves.
The same is true for the old captcha. Thats why one word usually looks the same font every time, but the other one varies wildly.
>>695919485
WTF did i get a troll picture saved?
>>695919560
Aus doesn't even use those any more
Minimum coinage is 5c
>>695919588
It's an image swap
Try to sound like less of a newfag
hula
>>695919560
Wow. That means I get an envelope *and* a stamp?
>>695919485
Ew, thats not guybutt!
>>695919820
wem
>>695919744
>>695919903
It's not even a good girl butt.
>>695920049
Guybutt is better.
>>695919531
If living with mom and dad at 24
and slowly becoming hermit is rekt
Then yes
If I wasn't so sexy I'd prolly end it all
friendly reminder to:
put sage in all fields
put nigger in the unsolvable word for captcha
>>695919902
well I think it would put me on a FBI list for sending blank envelopes to people
>>695920049
>>695920376
What?
moan
>>695920469
>>695920338
Hey man, im 23 and cant even get laid. People say im gorgeous, but that seems contradictory then.
Im convinced everyone is playing a game I was never told about and im being lied too.
Or im just too retarded/austistic to get the joke.
>>695920816
that's just social anxiety
>>695920816
people calling you gorgeous is like them telling you that ur only good for sucking cock
>>695920655
idk, my mental capacity for thinking is not great right now. Just finished up some work and about to workout to vent.
Do you really want me to send you a letter?
>>695920942
Or social retardation.
>>695920816
They way people describe you is like they describe a girl. most girls don't fuck girls. Lift more and be a man.
>>695921043
Is this known from experience?
>>695921185
What?
>>695920725
>>695921182
the decision can be left up to you
>>695921167
That's disappointing. I thought I was going to learn some weird fact about the FBI.
Not really, no. Anyway, I need to go to bed. Tomorrow is the start of my holiday and I'm going home to relax and study.
>>695921509
V nice, night Chet, take it easy over break
>>695921397
Who kind of man is gorgeous?
a gai boi that's who
>>695921480
The fuck is wrong with you fucking weirdos.
Why can't you like traps and boipussy like normal people.
>>695921662
>>695921604
By your logic I should stop exercise, shave my head, and let my patchy facial hair grow in.
>>695906681
de D
>>695921958
Why cant you like women like an normal peoples.
>>695921958
I want a dogmanboy
>>695921705
keep going good sir
>>695922008
How does stopping exercising = lift more and grow a shitty beard?
>>695922397
got distracted
>>695921589
I will have tea on demand and my cat while I study. It's gonna be good.
>>695922397
>>695922493
You said, dont be gorgeous. So that means dont lift.
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>>695919531
If living with mom and dad at 24
and slowly becoming hermit is rekt
Then yes
If I wasn't so sexy I'd prolly end it all
fucking pigs. hurry lives matter!
>>695923023
If you describe men as gorgeous, then you're fairly gay.
Go suck their dicks and steal their essence.
>>695923127
Today in... How to shitpost
we will learn the difficulty behind copying and pasting a phrase, as it seems that there are severely retarded people who can't comprehend that you must copy an extra space between a phrase and the next one so the entire text is readable. This example shows how autism can affect these simple instructions to create such a disgraceful and laughable piece of crap of a shitpost.
>>695923203
Ugh
Phone didn't copy what I wrote
I apologize for this daily dose of autism
>>695923582
Are you ugly?
>>695922956
>>695924147
>>695923851
I don't think i'm ugly. That dosen't mean people don't think i'm ugly.
tmrfnt
>>695924431
>>695924470
Lol, you're ugly.
>>695920816
Yeah
I live in nogaysville
I hide this part of meself
Only confided in one person
also I'm shit at telling whether or not someone is interested
Butt hey
dying alone isn't that bad
right?
>>695924715
>>695924907
lol you a virgin.
>>695924997
>>695925078
do not bully nibi
>>695925191
>>695925078
And your "boyfriend" left you and fucked your life over, idiot.
>>695925319
>>695925506
>>695925716
>>695925404
my life is not fucked over. but you seem to think yours is at 24. how bad are you.
>>695926039
>>695926147
>>695926046
Yes it was
>>695926248
good porn here
>>695915992
>not playing the polish version
>>695926526
>>695923355
Is this the last page? Or is work in progress?
>>695926684
>>695927045
>>695927367
>>695928077
kj
>>695915992
This goes perfectly with the blue glowing fag in
>>695915752