Would you fuck the Hensel sisters, /b/?
sure
>>695894357
Twice.
2 for 1 deal, of course
Do I need to have them fill out two consent forms?
yes
>>695894804
>consent forms
Nigga whut
>>695894357
sure, I fapped to them uncountable times
>>695894357
Why are they so perfect, /b/ros?
>>695894357
>this generation
>even a fucking two headed freak (both of which are ugly af) think they're hot
>>695894357
Any sane man would, even if it's just for bragging rights.
>>695894976
but anon, they are hot.
You'd have to be a literal homosexual to think they aren't.
>>695895101
Truth
>>695894852
fake
i want to lube their cheeks and fuck the crevice between their heads
>>695894957
Aaaaw they're cuddling. So cute
>>695895308
>Ywn fuck their lubed neck hole
Why even live?
Is there any porn videos of Conjoined twins? For Science?
They look like prime milf material when they'd get older
>Inb4 if they get older
>>695894357
What do they do if one is vomiting throughout the night? I guess the other one gets to hear, smell, feel, and taste puke. I'd ask to be put down.
>one head dies from an aneurysm
>the other gets to look forward to a slow, painful, rotting death
I have always wanted to have a threesome
>>695894357
We've all seen double blow jobs in porn movies. You could get that IRL, and if you were dating them, you could get one every time.
>>695894357
Cho'Gal .... is that you?
if i deepthroat one does the other gag?
>>695894357
you could fuck the shit out of ones throat while the other one could still breath for them
would be nice
>>695895838
They have the same organs and blood so if one of them was sick the other would be sick too
>>695894357
The Hensel sisters? Plural?
>>695894688
Kek
Yes, thats a once in a lifetime opportunity OP.
>>695896022
Kek, I was just think this
>>695894852
>>695895866
Well, it is unclear how much of the internal organs are controlled by what brain or if the other brain could pick up control on it's own.
It is possible a good chunk of organs shut down as soon as one dies.
Or it is possible that surgery to separate the deceased sibling would be enough.
What happens when one of them dies? Do they both die, or does the other just have a corpse attached to their body?
Can't we ask Joseph Merrick to fuck it?
The offspring would be eye-wateringly funny...
>>695896566
Would be a huge hit at halloween parties, albeit a bit stinky.
>>695896637
Yeah, saw that post as soon as I made my post.
>>695896566
I'm no doctor but im pretty sure if one dies the other will eat it to gain its power.
Of course
>>695894357
>Fuck 2 girls simultaneously
I fail to see the drawback
>>695894357
If it have to puke did they both need to?
>>695894957
you faggot.
Brit is more perfect than Abby. Her style as well. Her karma. Her sweetiness.
>>695894976
>>695894357
I would train it until it evolves into dodrio.
I fucking love Cho'Gall
>>695894976
>not a freak
>and still virgins (both)
As long as the vagoo is warm and moist. I would put my cock in it.
>>695896815
That's a very judicious observation.
>>695896888
Nice trips, and HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!
>>695894357
what do they look like now? these pics are 10 years old. did they ever get married or have a kid?
>>695894357
wonder what would happen if one gets braindead
Are they related to zaphod beeblebrox?
>>695895838
faggot.
the same applies when they go to the toilet. Both have to hear, smeel and feel the shit
>>695897284
Quite a good photoshop.
they should hook up with that dude that has two dongs.
>>695897257
Daughter.
>>695896138
yes. Wikipedia features them. Conjoined twins.
learn to google, moron
>>695896056
mindblown
>>695895308
irrumatio while other sucks balls/licks ass
>>695896839
WTF, they both had to pass the exam to drive.
Also, they both have to pay ticket at the cinema.
WTF.
>>695894357
I wonder if they realize how much money they could make by getting into porn
They had a third arm in the middle of their back, but it was removed shortly after birth
Their unorthodox biology means they're only going to be alive for another 5 years, 8 tops
>>695897434
Yeah, except they have 2 separate pairs of lungs.
>>695897740
dat satisfied, knowing look on all of their faces that indicates how crazy good the sex is
>>695897740
I wonder how they work that rota out
If one wants sex, but the other isn;t feeling it,. is it rape?
If one wants a baby, but the other doesn't, but when the baby arrives it's not from the correct father, is it adultery?
>>695897740
why the sisters are between two gay guys?
>>695894852
>>695896888
>>695897194
>>695897284
>>695897759
>>695897928
have they ever done an interracial scene?
>>695894357
of course
>>695896138
In India they would be considered a single person because they have a single heart.
>>695898022
you're assuming two vagoos
>>695898092
are you a nigger, a jew, or both?
>>695898092
Fuck off cuck
>>695894357
Fuuck no
I can't even look at those bitches without feeling uncomfortable
>>695897736
They got motorcycle licence too
>>695898240
>>695898155
Would it be like ok the left dick is mine and the right is yours? If he does it backwards is it cheating?
>>695898155
holy shit im seeing double
>>695897740
You just know they are all fucking
>>695898217
No, one vagoo, therein lies the dilemmas
>>695898381
i was wondering when i was going to be able to use that pic...and i did it w dubs.
left and right...i was thinking more like pussy and ass.
anyone willing to torrent their show?
www.tlc.com/tv-shows/abby-and-brittany
>>695898348
nope - when they rented a Vespa in Rome, they also got a driver. Vespa has manual gears/shifts
>>695898508
they are laughing because the gay guy told them "I outed as a gay when I measured the maximum size of my penis: barely two inch"
>>695898653
sause on girl on right
>>695898653
who is the squareface fakedyed fat girl on the right?
Any nudes?
>>695898835
here you go!
>>695894357
I have wondered if they both moan while fucking them.
Hell even just dating them must be weird. Like do they both date one guy? Or date seperate guys? Do the guys take turns fucking them? Or just make it easy and dp them?
>>695896888
Now lets see them with another girl.
>>695899482
are A&B sisters lurking in this thread?
>if yes, please, update your facebook pages
>>695899541
same bikinis as before
they prolly are always smelling each others disgusting breath
>>695899482
arrrrrgh.
they HAVE to date the same guy.
what if one of the sisters thinks that the guy is a total retarded jerk? does she have to wait the date ends?
>>695898022
>>695897934
>>695897419
>>695900177
dat filename is fake and gay.
they have a single set of genitals.
that is, their sex drive is divided by two.
50% less each.
I see them around Minneapolis sometimes. Freaks me out every time. They were playing basketball at my gym and I thought someone was giving a kid a piggyback ride, nope chuck testa. Saw them driving a few weeks ago too.
>>695895264
Google it you fucking faggot. It's not.
Shit has been around for years.
>>695900008
He'd be one lucky, lucky, Bastard
>>695894357
this shit freaks me out
how do you not have an abortion when your doctor tells you that your baby has two fucking heads?
I mean, they probably saw that shit really early, right?
>>695900008
damn, so close
>>695901093
>how do you not have an abortion when your doctor tells you that your baby has two fucking heads?
Because TV rights = profit
>>695897194
Looks shooped
>>695900848
I envy you
>>695901067
the only fakes are the photoshopped pics
>>695901093
you aborted turd should know that they are actually two people with distinct personalities.
abortion is murder. their parents chose not to assassinate the conjoined twins.
>>695901093
>>695901368
Oops I'm a fag that didn't read the filename
>>695894788
Found the jew
>>695901431
nope, nope, nope.
after a fart, both will accuse the other to have farted.
>>695901370
>abortion is murder
When did that deter /b/?
>>695901431
nope, I don't have two heads so I'm good.
>>695901687
dat camera
>>695901777
you only are good to save a few bucks on shampoos and haircuts
>>695901550
wrong thread faggot
>>695901972
>not cutting your own hair
Did mommy and daddy just leave you alone your whole life? Who the fuck would pay someone to cut their hair?
>>695894357
Seems like you'd have to fuck them both.
>>695902290
anyone who isnt a basement dweller like you. when you deal with other people on a daily basis you dont cut your own hair.
>>695898155
>>695902489
you are literally retarded
>>695900848
Shit I didn't know they are up in the Twin city's area
>>695894357
I'd let one of them suck my dick.
And not the Transgender one
>>695903601
rofl, of course they live in the TWIN cities
its like living they/her/it are living an anime
>>695894357
Sure do I need two peckers
Imagine them kissing while they masturbate.
Holy fuck that's hot
>>695904322
both in your poophole
>>695904322
Nope. One pussy. You could fuck them both with just one cock.
>>695901555
I mean they only have one asshole and eat they exact same food so it's like they both farted at the same time. I don't think they'd even be able to tell which one farted.
>>695904660
too much photoshopping, dude
>>695904887
you implying that they fart with 200% fartpower?
>>695905021
No it's more like they'd each put 50% into it. They probably fart all the fucking time though because they eat 1.5x as much as a normal person.
>>695894357
>sisters
>>695904887
Either they'd both feel it, or only one would and one wouldn't. If one farts and the other doesn't feel it, wouldn't it be like, "Ewww! Quit Farting, willya?"
>>695897044
I wonder which one is the assigned ass wiper. I heard that the head controls the arm and leg on its side.
>>695905221
>Implying they're not just one person commuting fraud to get TV money
>>695905456
/b EVERY God Damned Day!
>>695900967
is it..
>>695905615
I'm Hetero and can't decide which one I want to fuck first!
>>695905221
how do you call distinct heads with distinct personalities?
>>695905456
eww
>>695905615
MODS
>>695899767
When they fight do they punch each other in the face? Headbutt war? lol the mental pictures
>>695905615
I think I'd fuck her & make him watch
Then fuck him and make HER watch
only the left one
>>695894357
I would fuck all 4 of their holes
>>695905690
you pretend-hetero and surely-faggot, don't you understand that the right one is actually a guy with a penis and the left one is actually a female without a penis?
gogle dat img, fagit
>>695904887
don't they only have one shared stomach/digestive system?
>>695905725
a super mutant
>>695905883
They've only got 2 kek.
>>695905725
Its a valid question.
>>695905990
the ninjaturtles kind, or the marvelxmen kind?
>>695905456
I think whoever has Ass detail doesn't have Tampon duty
Kind of splitting up the jobs
Can somebody post the dancing Gif?
>>695906217
eww
>>695906042
>implying they dont have 2 mouths too
They're just too cute, /b/. I can't take it.
when they go to a movie do they have to buy two tickets?
if so that doesn't seem fair because they only use one seat
if not that doesn't seem fair to other pairs of individuals who are willing to squeeze themselves into a single chair
there is literally no limit to the number of questions I want to ask them
>>695906292
This whole thread is EWWWW.
Imagine being a cop pulling them over for a speeding ticket.
"Can I see your license and registra sheeeEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
>>695906336
>Implying you wouldn't fuck the hole inbetween their necks
>>695905906
2 stomachs, 1 intestine and 1 colon.
>>695905906
2 stomachs, 1 small intestine, 1 large intestine, 3 kidneys, 1 uterus/twat, 1 liver, 2 hearts, 4 lungs, 1 bladder
>>695906536
That's good if one likes sperm and 1 doesn't
But what happens if 1 likes Anal Sex and 1 doesn't?
>>695906406
yes, thanks to the DMCA assuming that the other sister would watch for free (a.k.a. "torrenting kick ass")
>>695906406
the practical questions all lead to religious questions - "two distinct persons" [souls] share a single body.
>>695906482
nigger policeman detected
>>695906292
Go eat you pb&j you fucking child. 18+
"Anon, we'venever taken a dick that big!"
>>695906708
But will my dog Ginger get into heaven?
They do weird kinky sex shit with each other. Guarantee they incest it the fuck up.
They scare me and they should die asap. Not a goddamn miracle from God.
>>695906807
more like "Anon, what's dat tiny saggy weenie?"
>>695906843
Dogs don't have a soul. Ginger is dead.
>>695906773
I'll take that as a compliment! HAHAHAHA
>>695906708
so I assume they get to hold the seat next to them, since they paid for it?
i suppose one would always be empty because they'd stop selling tickets once they hit capacity and there would be that one extra chair. but if it happened to not be next to them - then they just got hornswaggled.
What if one would kill someone. the other one is not guilty
>>695906923
Kinky shit is sort of guaranteed when you share a vagina with your sister.
>>695906923
How can they incest when there is only one pussy?
>>695894357
learning logic games from the lsat give you powers and makes you more smart and the weak orge dont want people to know
>>695898104
KEK
fucking lost it
>>695906967
Noooo! Not my little Ginger!
>>695907022
Like slobber all over each other lyk Japanese porn babes.
Mom walks in
>Find a goddamn boyfriend already U FREAKS
>Britbrit cries shame tears
>Abby licks them n finishes orgasm
Friend calls:"Did you hear about the terrorist attack in Germany?"
Me:"What? No, I've been busy discussing how a 2 headed chick would wipe her ass."
Friend:"Wha...?"
>>695906843
only humans have a soul - sorry, Ginger.
>>695906923
fagit, you're blatantly naming "sex shit incest fuck up" the tampon thing and the asswiping thing.
>>695907001
yup. one of them won't be disturbed by randomfag eating tacos in the cinema
>>695907022
and a period
>>695907419
"Wha...? don't they normally wipe?"
Only one vagina. Which one feels it?
>>695907556
they both do.
>>695907556
again with this period thing?
I keep thinking about the two headed girl in American Horror Story season 4.
>>695894357
which one?
>>695898155
This would be the sex tape of the century
>>695899296
That filename...
¡¡¡OMFG YES!!!
>>695907652
It would be pretty cool to have one moaning in each ear while pounding it. hi-fi stereo!
Who decides where they go? If they both do, how the fuck are they not falling all the time?!
>>695907695
A period isn't the only thing a vagina does, summerfriend....
>>695907725
LOL I started watching that last night. I'm on episode 4.
>>695907981
clearly you don't own one
>>695908503
better than tinder, plenty of horny cocksucking sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4chan.html
>>695908503
Vaginas also give orgasms, Einstein
>>695908525
"Not before I take a giant dump. Quick! Toilet!"
>>695908692
not yours, lel
>>695908965
Is this better for you?
>>695909286
so I made you search google for big penises
>>695897759
Have the original
Your's saved
do they have two single-SIM cellphones, or a single dual-SIM cellphone?
what about one reading text messages of the other? hearing her sister's phone conversations?
>>695901093
>alternate universe
>girls are born separetly, not attached
>they area 4's, top
>depressed
>never special
>one or both OD when 19
>one or both marry an abuser
Theyre probably better off.
>>695909514
Nope, keep a folder onhand for penises like you
What if they decide to take drugs? Is it possible that one side would be ok but another not so well? Should dosage be doubled?
better than tinder, plenty of horny blowjob girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4chan.html
Did we ever decide which side wipes yet, or what?
> Call her on the phone & ask her
>>695910064
They have a shit ton of friends that probably only like them because theyre attached
>>695897092
Underrated post.
>>695910565
Fucking faggot. DO NOT visit this link guys it just goes to some ad revenue bullshit for this guy.
>>695910752
I think it's lefty. She's described as being the quiet head but you can tell she's all over that asshole
>>695910977
I don't know. Maybe they meet a lot of people because they're freaks but how long can you stare at a 2-headed freak before it gets boring. They probably have regular friends for regular reasons.
>>695911428
Just look at >>695909598.
She looks horny as fuck
>>695911428
Man, i woulda loved being behind the counter the day they walked in for a training bra!
> ScreeEEEEEEEEE
If I was the dad, I'd have to say something like
"This is WAY over my pay grade, man. Let's just drop her off at a fucking Firehouse or something!"
>>695910478
>keeps a stash of penises "just in case"
>>695911428
what if she's the tsundere kind of girl?
>>695897116
>>695901067
They could drive and play Pokemon Go at the same time. Assuming both heads didn't look down.
>>695912154
why the driving one should look down on the other?
>>695897844
Nope. They have 3.
>>695897308
>smeel
Kek
Eyedol from Killer Instinct got himself a girlfriend(s)
YOU JUST KNOW
If she/they/it would just do porn they would be megastars.
>>695913285
I love them dancing together
>>695913408
/b/tards can't think anything different from "doing porn".
and when it's porn, they just stick to trap/tranny/gay porn.
>>695894357
obviously, why would you even ask?
serious question, is this one woman with two heads or two people stuck together?
Where the fuck do they buy there clothes?
>>695914159
Legally, I'm pretty sure it's the latter. In reality, it's the former.
>>695914322
Can you spell "c u s t o m?"
>>695914322
>their
>>695914334
Anon, you've got it wrong. Technically, in some cases, they're only one person, such as they only get one salary between them and only buy one ticket on airplanes. In reality they're two different people with separate personalities.
So when she has a baby will 2 girls be screaming?
>>695914688
Maybe 3
>>695914619
2 personalities: I'd love to hear their arguments....!
1: "You keep farting!"
2. "Yeah? Well you keep rubbing our pussy!"
imagine having a siamese twin,
but female....
How awesome would that b
>>695897308
"Smeel?"
You just went full retard.
>>695914889
But the question is, which one is #2?
>>695911978
>2k+16
>not having a penis folder
>>695899482
No!!! They date two different guys after their dad cuts them in half with a chain saw. Then their mom super glues them back together on Sunday. Durp!!
>>695915089
>typo
>full retard
>kys
>>695915089
This Smeels Fishy
>>695914889
1) "Stop fingering my asshole!"
2) "Stop tweaking my nipple!"
>>695898922
Unf. The classics.
>>695894357
i would fuck anything as long as it has a vagina and is human (or close to human, i would totally fuck with a robot)
>>695894976
What man would pass on the opportunity to hear orgasms in stereo?
>>695894357
Do you think they kiss each other while masterbaiting?
which one ?
>>695917345
>masterbaiting
What, like fishing?
>>695917671
He needs braces, bad!
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