Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>695889329
I'll try, but it's damn hot at the moment so hard to sleep or get naps. I guess that's why they only work from 8-10 am in the morning.
>>695889447
I didn't even notice it but god damnit.
>>695889504
Literally fight me
>>695889528
Mumei, killer of the kabune is mine.
Claimed.
>>695889447
Good, the cow may touch back.
>>695889627
I'm very glad I can just turn on the AC when I go to sleep, if its not blowing most of the night I wake up covered in sweat it sucks. Fuck summer.
>Sameji in the house
Just finished season 3 of Bojack
You don't have a chance against best girl
>>695884451
i'm so sorry i missed your message 'cause it didn't say (You)
Good idea, looking forward to get home and investigate.
Also Stella claimed
claimed
>>695889850
>the cow may touch back.
Oh my.
>>695889675
Nice, kek.
>>695889879
Forgot pic because retard
>>695889913
Nah its cool no worries friend! Yeah its probably alot cheaper on there too so you are saving some money as well!
>>695888679
Not that much, it's like over rated and a bit meh. I'm not sure what fast food I like. I've been off of it lately since it's been making me feel sick
>>695890010
The cow WILL touch back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2SYop7AaY
>>695889879
>>695890021
Not even best girl in her own show.
>>695889850
I am jelly of AC, though it would kill my powerbill since I would never turn it off.
>>695889433
>>695889447
Naps are great. Why would you dislike naps?
>>695890239
I won't mind when the cow will touch back.
>>695890392
They make me dizzy and nauseous,
S Class Hero claimed
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Hey everybody, did I miss anything cool?
Claimed
>>695890677
*insert clever way to tell Blaire anon to kill himself*
>>695890545
That's because you wake up before finishing a sleep cycle.
>>695890677
You're in a waifu thread. So, no, you didn't.
>>695890288
Yeah it gets too hot here to turn it off, can keep it at higher temperatures but the highest I'll go is 75.
>>695890545
Well you are best yuri so that's what I assumed.
>>695890828
The ass was thick
>>695890629
i'd lift that skirt up and pound my cock so fucking hard inside, afterwards, i'll cum on every single spot that has no cum on it.
>>695890856
And you are best cow.
Claimed.
>>695890789
>>695890545
Or because he gets too deep, 20 minute nap is the best.
>>695890856
It's 75 right now and I feel like I'm melting.
>>695890940
Wew there lad
>>695890940
and then you'll go to jail for assault on a minor
in case you didn't die while doing it, that is
>>695890934
The ass was fat
>>695890545
Eh? That's a bummer.
Naps are still great though.
Tatsumaki so much a slut she never wears panstu
>>695890979
>>695891057
roll :o
>>695890786
>>695890828
I see /waifu/ has no shortage of shitposters today.
How lovely.
>>695890970
Then its a perfect match.
>>695891015
That's a comfortable room temperature to me, doesn't get too hot until its in the 90s or upper 80s with the bastard sun.
>>695891232
Fuck off katana
>>695891187
Maybe they are for you!
>Bikini pic
Oh.
>>695890789
>>695891015
It's probably both things.
>>695890645
>>695890759
>>695891232
Wtf are you doing?
>>695891308
roll :o
>>695891354
Discount Megumin
>>695891308
u no
>>695891120
>and then you'll go to jail for assault on a minor
Tatsumaki is 28.
>>695891295
Remind me to never move to USA, can't deal with anything above this.
>>695891393
roll :o
>>695891285
This isn't /waifu/ you neckbeard virgin weeb.
>>695890197
Okay, thanks for advice my friend~
btw i saw my sister drawing rikka today. told her to show it to me when it's ready and to draw a pic of stella too.
>>695890230
That's just good to take a break from them once in a while. Chinese fast food makes me feel sick too. idk why but it just does.
>>695891120
[weeb rage intensifies]
She's a legal loli
She's 28 but has the body of a 14 yo
>>695890248
Homura a cute.
>>695891550
Lemme show you how it's done.
Check em.
>>695891354
Fine fine, i'll amend what i said.
In my opinion, naps are great.
>>695891460
color me surprised
>>695891650
Ohhh dude I wanna see it when its done!
>>695891698
Shit.
>>695891698
>>695891778
You are too unlucky
>>695891718
That works.
>>695891460
Yup that's summer in the south, I remember a few years ago there was a stretch of 110+ degree days that went on for like a week or two, don't think I left the house the whole time. It regularly gets to or above 100 in mid to late July here though, so yeah shit sucks, especially when you're working out in an un-airconditioned building and its 90 outside.
>>695892002
Seriously, why the anthropomorphic cow?
>>695891763
Yeah i can show it to you. Just don't expect anything big, she's 13
Claimed.
>>695890645
>>695890759
>>695891232
>>695891423
>>695891550
YOUR WAIFU FUCKS DEER!
>>695892199
Haha im not dont worry im not an art snob
Claimed.
>>695892254
Hello, hand cunt
>>695891232
>>695891610
>>695891769
>>695892242
>>695892254
>>695892282
>>695892594
Anon has spoken. Commencing dump
>>695892173
I answered last thread.
>>695891650
I feel you. That's what made me feel sick last, and has done a few times. Damn chinese food, I still enjoy eating it just after I feel sick.
GERMAN STEEL BABY
Now and forever, best waifu
>>695892517
Eeeeeeeh?
furry is the best waifu
>>695893151
Reminder that this girl has no friends.
All of scenes are solo.
>>695892737
I got 2 answers.
>Lived on farm.
And
>I don't choose waifu, waifu chose me.
The ladder didn't really answer my question, and I don't really see how being raised on farm can attract you to a big breasted woman dressed as a cow.
Not to mention her bust size and overall appearance changes from picture to picture.
>>695893388
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
>>695893443
>The ladder didn't really answer my question
you don't choose who you fall in love with
are u fucking dense?
>>695892374
lol good to hear that.
does anyone have cats here?
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here again.
I bless this thread.
>>695893053
Not bad, I suppose Holo would be my runner-up
>>695893659
Being in love and claiming a waifu are two completely different things.
>>695893755
I think ive seen this somewhee before on a different thread
>>695891668
Is that canon? She looks older than 14 to me to be honest.
>>695893917
What do you mean, Anon?
All threads are Waifu threads.
>>695893664
I have cats.
Why do you ask?
>>695893664
Funny you should ask that cuz I do I have 1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3uUQSY3w8
How come god only lets good people go to heaven? fucking elitist.
>>695894421
>>695893664
I have a doggo
>>695894284
Hey Rikka
claimed!
Seras :3
>>695894802
Hey beautiful, how are ya doing?
Tohsaka Rin claimed!
>>695895338
Good, can't wait to go to the con tomorrow!
Also, are you Yuno's slave?
>>695889528
Mine.
Good Evening/Morning
>>695894757
Hey there.
Slow thread?
>>695893988
Howdy.
>>695892737
Hey there, Holsts.
>>695893988
Where I live the 14 yos have that kind of body
Yes she is 28
>>695895671
Heyo.
>>695895692
Guess so.
>>695895700
Are they also for ants?
>>695895589
Have good time! Buy cool shit!
Not a slave, we are lovers
>>695895919
Fuck
I swear that I downloaded that right
>>695895671
roll :o
>>695896052
C-cute.
>>695895671
Hello Sachi
>>695895808
Milk man
>>695895835
Yeah, it really is slow at the moment
>>695896071
I'll try to find some stuff
You were supposed to kill him. But this is OK, love can bloom on a battlefield!
Post smiles you want to protect
>>695894274
>>695894284
>>695894802
i asked 'cos i had something cool to show but
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>695895671
hi sachiiiii
>>695896411
There are no smiles worthier of protection that this one.
Dio-sama...
>>695896411
I don't think I've seen you on this early before
>>695896527
What might it be?
>>695896582
Hey dio
>>695895700
>>695895919
There we go
>>695896582
My Leader
My Master
My God
>>695895671
Good evening Sachi. How're you?
>>695896411
>
>>695896344
Hello, how are you?
>>695896411
>>695896540
I think I had a stroke writing that.
>>695896344
Sick!
I tried and I thought I did but me trying to kill her only made me fall for her
>>695896411
>
>>695896527
Aw lame
>>695896411
>>695896652
pic of a cat lol
>>695896540
What about this?
>
>>695896411
>
>>695896751
it sure is
>>695896694
Rattle
>>695896715
Just watching some anime
>>695896751
I'll take pictures of the coolest swag I buy
I ship it!
>>695896811
How cute?
>>695896411
>>695896411
>>695896582
Yo dio. How's the site?
>>695896652
Eh been lurking in this thread. Posted in last one though
>>695897034
No, lacks any sort of context or buildup.
>>695895835
>>695896344
>>695896527
hello everyone how are you all?
>>695896694
im alright, just woke up at 8:30pm which is always fun
you doing the usual?
>rattle rattle
>>695896213
klonata :o
roll
>>695896411
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>>695896411
>>695896527
Oh, I hate it when that happens.
>>695896582
Hey Dio, how have you been?
>>695897058
pretty cute
>>695896411
>>695897039
What kind of cat is it? I still wanna know
>>695897058
Alright cant wait to see the daki
Thank you for your blessing
>>695896411
How could you not?
>>695897242
Smug
>>695897058
>Rattle rattle
Hi Fran
>>695897446
Always.
>Rattles
>>695897242
Where do you live?
>>695897446
I'm great, pumped for the anime con I'm going to tomorrow
>>695897502
Can you post it?
>>695897573
Probably not getting one of those, maybe some posters or some dumb knick knacks
Definitely some cardboard crack though
Well, our ship wasn't the best, started as a joke really
>>695896652
>>695896686
Hey
>>695897242
I gave it a look, it looks like it could be pretty useful, although this laptop did deteriorate so I'm not too sure just how precise will it be.
>>695897495
Been playing a lot of smite because I'm bored.
>>695897699
A-1
>>695897902
Texas my dude
>>695898080
Aw dammit. Sorry dude. I tried for ya
>>695897902
You know were still a thing too fran haha I am shipped with everyone! <3 so dont say that
>>695897840
Up to the usual?
>>695898080
How is smite going? Is support fun in it?
>>695898254
Like so many other posters?
I'm afraid my ship with Rikka has fallen apart. But that is fine
>>695898530
My main ship is Chara, just to be clear on that
>>695898080
Ah, I heard Smite was pretty good, I just haven't tried it out yet.
What's it like?
>>695898753
Thats cool with me~
Be back in a second my book came in at the store, gotta go get it
>>695898753
As always. You?
>>695898753
I think there's only 6-8 others from Texas
Aww :( at least youre with chara right?
>>695899240
>only 6-8 others from Texas
>tfw I am yet to meet an anon from my country
Cory is here for some lewds.
>>695898254
Don't worry about it, its not a big deal.
>>695898753
There isn't much supporting in smite, at least a lot less than other mobas. I know Aphrodite is the most "support" character the game has to offer, but characters like Nox could play as a support but in the end she'll end up being another mage that deals a metric shit ton of damage. I guess a few guardians can be hard supports too probably.
>>695898931
Since it's in third person it plays a lot differently than other mobas, certain skillshots are hard to land since you don't just click where you want to land them, you look at the place with your character and make your mouse go up or down to change the distance. It's still pretty fun, Hastened Fatalis is the greatest item in the game by the way.
>>695899014
What book?
>>695899205
Watching anime, and waiting to go to work. Then I'll hit an anime con tomorrow
>>695899240
Yeah, still with Chara
>>695899608
What country?
>>695897446
Bword face
>>695899714
Oh hey Dio, haven't seen you in a while. How are you?
>>695899651
>>695899608
Where are you from my dude?
>>695899714
Would give you a bit knowledge on games you plan on getting
>>695899817
Wonder what kinky things you two talk about~
>>695899971
Just came a little. Moar pl0x
>>695899714
Well, that sound pretty freaking sweet, in a, confusing way.
BTW I don't have a pc anymore, but I remember seeing it was free on console.
Steady Mobbin
>>695899817
>>695900039
Portugal, closest poster to me is OG Emi.
>>695899817
Well that sounds fun i suppose.
Look for the jew parentheses, the simple jew parentheses, coincidence in every part of life!
I mean the jew parentheses, point out the white man's enemies and be a nimble centipede for life!
>>695899714
Hm, that's a shame. What about its equivalent to top?
>>695899938
Hey Mami
>>695900039
Not that much
Plenty of lewd things with mizore though
>>695900295
That's lame
>>695900448
The anime con will be great!
>>695900603
Just a bit, it's another thing I can call myself unique so I'm ok with it.
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Mai claimed