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I found a nest of rodents in my closet Trips says what I do

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I found a nest of rodents in my closet

Trips says what I do with them.
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Eat them
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Will it blend?
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Kill them humanely or drive them a few miles from your house and release them into the wild....where they will probably die anyway.
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>>695888274
Raise them as pets
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https://youtu.be/9u5eXYyla88
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crush them with your feet and then make a delicious rat soup
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put the pot on the stove
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Space program.
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>>695888555
Win
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>>695888555
gg rip
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>>695888555

you better delivery for double trips, op.
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>>695888274
Raise them and treat them better then my mom treated me
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>>695888555
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>>695888274
If they're mice; I'd say keep them as pets man.
Mite b cool.

or if you're feeling dark and edgy, bread them and put them in a deep-fryer.
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let them go
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>>695888337
Roll and post pics
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>>695888555
not wasted trips
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Make a mousewitz come true!
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You should call a professional. I'm willing to bet you have a real rodent problem if you are finding babies in your house.
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>>695888653
not an option
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just let 'em go man
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>>695888777
wasted doubletrips

raise the meeces, OP.
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>>695888274
boil em alive and eat them all
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well, its ok
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>>695888555
WINNER!
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>>695888888
fuck. wasted inception
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>>695888274
you have to do it my dude
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>>695888888
gg
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>>695888888
Omg sextuple
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>>695888888
Oh shit nigga
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>>695888888
checked
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>>695888874
that's not an option.
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>>695888888
what a waste
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everyone is getting dubz now
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>>695888555
With or without water?
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>>695888274
Microwavee
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>>695888888
My eyes can't believe what I've just witnessed
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give them to a starving cat
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>>695888274
Raise them. Command an army of rats. Live the dream.

I envy you.
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>>695888999
Trips checked
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>>695889076
without.
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>>695888888
wow
congrats from wasted doubletrips
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>>695888888
you shitting me? I got sexts?
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>>695889076
>>695888888
Double trips beats single trips.
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this thread is a get thread now
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>>695888888
sexts....checked
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>>695888888
Witnessed.
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>>695889076
neither, let them go.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS OP
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>>695888533
>>695888555
>>695888777
>>695888888
>>695888966
>>695888999
2 dubs 3 trips 1 hex in 32 posts checked
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>>695888888
Wasted sextuples/triple trips
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Please don't be a sick fuck. Jesus Christ what is wrong with you sociopathic freaks
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Stick one in the microwave on high for 2 minutes
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>>695888888

Sextuples are the voice of the gods.
you must raise them, OP
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>>695888274
Do you have any fireworks? If so, send them to space
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>>695889330
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>>695889299
>triple trips

>lrn2math faggot
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is op kill?
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clean your house ,then raise those lovely mice/rats
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>>695889371
This. No fucking about now, whatever your original plan, you must now raise them.
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put em' on your ass
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>>695888274
>I found a nest of rodents in my closet

That's fucking disgusting do you never clean and just throw trash in your closet? You're a gross human being OP
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OP left fucking fag
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>>695889076
With bleach
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>>695889539
rollin
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Sell em to a snake owner as feed.

You might get 10 or 20 bucks
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>>695888274
HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO CLIMAX, WHEN YOU WERE ELBOW DEEP IN HER BUM HOLE, BUT THEN YOU REALISED THAT SHE WAS BRUCE WILLIS, AS HE WHISPERED IN YOUR EAR "yippee ki yay mother fucker"
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>>695888274
Awww they so cute!! Name them and raise them as your own!!
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make filthy frank rat chef meal out of them
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>>695889543
>No one spotted this yet
>OP lives in a trailer probably
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Boil'em.
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>>695889539
rollerino
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>>695889551
Badgers under his stairs chewed through broadband cable.
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>>695889330
We're all friends here pal
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>>695889666
oh shit satan trips
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Make them your pets and treat them good till the end of their lives(death by natural cause)
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>>695889666
wow nice trips dude
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>>695889666
satanic trips
do it OP
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>>695888274
give them to someone who has a pet snake or cat you inconsiderate asshole
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>>695889666
Hi satan
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>>695888337
this
reroll
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rats killed op
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>>695888555
do it faggot
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Present sautée.
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OP faggot as always, an hero pls
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>>695889798
lol that ain't Suzy
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>>695888274
in your closet? how do you not notice something giving birth in your closet? Post pics of your room
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>>695888446
Wow, a rational voice on b/.
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>>695888274
use epoxy glue and twine, create rat king (use google)
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>>695889330
I AM DEAD INSIDE
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>>695889666
Satan has spoken, do it OP
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Op dont be a faggot
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Deliver OP you got trips double trips and quints in here
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>>695889999
Holy shit and we've got satanic trips
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>>695889999
and quads
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>>695888274
SPACE PROGRAM
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>>695889999
Checked
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>>695889984
BOOM HEADSHOT
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>>695889999
another one, another one, another one.
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>>695888555
>>695888777
>>695888888
>>695888999

OP here, I guess I know what I need to do
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>>695888888
Holy fuck.
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>>695888274
They are super cute. Why don't you raise them with love and put at least a little good into this awful world?
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>>695890127
continue
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>>695889999
Dubs Quads?!
IMPOSSIBLE
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>>695890127
OH FUCK OP DELIVERES
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>>695890127
LOVE
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>>695888888
Someone Screen Cap this also O.P Deliver Raise the Meeces
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>>695890127
Hily shit OP don't forget to make a vid
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Deliver dude
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>>695890127
Good job OP
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>>695890127
Put bleach in
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>>695890176
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>>695890127
Jesus dude, just bring them to a animal shelter or some shit.
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>>695890127
seems you already got them in the pot before you asked
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>>695890127
aw shit. i got the original trips you are acting on. this feelsbadman.jpg
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>>695888555
WINRAR
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>>695890127
You sick bastard.
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How does it feel to be a psycopath?
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This could totally go on your resume op!!!!
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>>695890338
shit son
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>>695890999
Put bleach in
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>>695889999
What has the world come to
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>>695890127
>>695889666
Hey, satan has spoken faggot, now boil'em
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>>695890127
You can clean the pan later.

Raise the meeces, motherfucker.
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>>695890328
...Dont post shit like that unless you actually want the shit to happen
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>>695890127
Please actually raise them or release them to an animal shelter.
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>>695889330
>>>/tumblr/
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they already dead, fuck you OP an hero
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We need to see the flame OP
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op not a faggot this time. impressive

burn em all
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>>695890516
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>>695889666
Trips are proof that Hitler lives.
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>>695888274
Feed them espresso beans, then shove them into your rectum
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>>695890566
fuk you rato , i'm already bald
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>>695890491
>006
>007
>get
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>>695890566
>>695890603
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>>695890127
you degenerate faggot
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>>695888274

then you should set them on a plate
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flames being extinguished from the breath of a whisper...
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>>695890566
hello ratto
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>>695888337
Rolling
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>>695890673
>tfw the rats cant repost immunity cat to save themselves from being broiled to death
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I've seen everything
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>>695890695

kek.

sorry for you loss m8.
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>>695890127
>this triggers PETA
Take a video, and then uploaded it to youtube. I would probably disinfect the pan later, unless you want some diseases. That water will take time to heat up, enough time to start of youtube.
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Sure is summer up in this bitch, anons backing off from the plan left right and center now that it is motion. Buckle up for the ride - OP will deliver.
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>>695890603
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>>695890715
consecutive post numbers in consecutive posts.

gotta admire the timing
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>>695890361
>>695890365
Get the fuck off /b/
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perhaps it's too late, but tie up theit tails and turn them into a Rattenkönig, it's the oppotunity to bring a legendary creature back o life
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video is better
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>>695890127
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>>695888274
Put them back so the mother can care for them.
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>>695890127
Op fucking delivers. Respect. We need to give you a name. How about Rat Nigger.
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>>695890127
Don't kill them. Stop. Come on. Don't do it.
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>>695890935
Nah man I ask that every fucking time I see a thread like this they usually don't answer though
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>>695891069

faggot
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>>695891064
that sounds good
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Flame the jews
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>>695888274
The is /b/. the rule is they go in your pooper.
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>>695888888
so fucking wasted omg
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>>695889154
Keked
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>>695891069
go away PETA
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Cmon OP update
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>>695891109
Fake not faggot
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>>695891069
Bait detected
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Rolling for kill them with fire
Spray can and lighter to them all.

Fuck you pussy faggots
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>>695891069
They're going to boil alive and you're going to watch.
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The repeating digits I have witnessed in this thread
OP actually delivering
Holy shit balls
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>>695890127
Don't listen to the newfags


Boil em!
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>>695888888
this, winner, raise them. love them.

theyre just like any other animal, they need to be taken care of and if you do, theyll love you.

or, feed them a bit(google first what to do) and let them grow some strength, then release them into the woods.
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OP don't. You'll think about this for the rest of your life.

Just let them go.
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>>695890932
True true
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Man, all these trips. I feel like I could get trips just as easily.
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>>695891265
Tried too hard on the grammar - 4/10
Maybe next summer he has grown enough to do even garbage-level baits.. Not this time.
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Come on, OP, them niggers must be boiling by now, post more pics
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>>695888555
Winnar
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pics
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>>695888446
Roll
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>>695891359
Only thing OP will be thinking about is this happening thread.
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>>695890566
hello rato
and fuck yourself bastard
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Fuck that, without the water
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Post more pics, OP.
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>>695891434
Takes time anon, the meece absorb the heat. I would take a video when they start squeaking because the water is too hot.
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>>695889870
One can hope
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>>695891531
>>695890801
Why do you fags actually reply to this shit?
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>>695891614
Yeah I guess he wanted to boil them, I don't know how he is going to filter the water out without letting loose the rodents.
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And for fucks sake, clean your house and/or closet so rodents don't nest.

Don't be a filthy neckbeard.
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Too many people around asking questions.
I live in a 3rd country.
But I will try to video of cat eating them since I need to feed the cat anyway.
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>>695891728
Why take a chance?
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>>695890127
Aw yiss
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>>695891719
been here longer than you fuckboii
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If you guys read what OP replied to, he put the pot on the stove and will now raise them. He did not reply to something telling him to boil them.
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>>695890566
hello rato

pls no balding
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>>695891861
life is pain
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>>695888446
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>>695891861
Macedonia? Albania?
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>>695891064
How about "AnonyMOUSE"?
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>>695891861
Respect the Sexts
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>>695891993
kys anon
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>>695891861
I guess they drowned. Put the bare pot on the stove. It will heat up and that's more painful for that meece
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>>695891861
rip meeces
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>>695891861
3rd country in alphabetical list is Algeria
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>>695891993
DAMMIT CARLOS
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>>695888446
Please do this. A better world can start with you.
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>>695891861
grhammer not is undertand
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>>695891993
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>>695891898
Sure you have
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>>695891898
if that's true than you know that telling people to be kind and nice won't work
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>>695888337
Rolling
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>>695892045
There's no water in the pot you dolt
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>>695890566
hello rato
i dont want da balding ok :c
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>>695891960
da fuk , dat disturbs more than gore
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>>695890603
goodbye sweet rato
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>>695888337

this
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Lynch three of them.
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>>695888274

Set them free and kill yourself.
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Op is being a faggot
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>>695892443
Roll
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>>695891993
this is why trump is building the wall
Fuck you Carlos.
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>>695891861
two birds with one stone, anon you're a genius
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>>695891728
it's just not worth the risk
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>>695892443
rolls royce
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Kill it with fire
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>>695890566
hello ratto
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>>695892443
Rollerino
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>>695892443
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>>695892443
Wuy
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>>695888446
Rolling for this.
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someone screenshot all the gets in this thread
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>>695888274
Take them to a rescue.
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>>695893110
Off by one...
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>>695888274
how fucking nasty do you have to be that there is literally a nest of rats in your room?
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>>695893403
this has to be the most successful thread in terms of gets
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>>695893403
i'm working on it , ignoring the dubs tho
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Put me in the screenshot
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>>695893555
next
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>>695888274 kill one of those and put it in your ass
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>>695893298
Reroll.
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Add this text to the screenshot.
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>>695893555
check yourself before you wreck yourself anon
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>>695890127
Hope you aren't from the USA.

http://barkpost.com/animal-cruelty-felony/
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Mash them and spread them on toast then eat/feed to friend/family.
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Step on them
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>>695888274
Release them in the wild or kill them fast.
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u can kill each of them in trhe diffrent ways and last one u will let alive to have night mares of the thing he has seen for the rest of fis life
>kill one with fire
>one with boiling water
>hang one
>share one with your cat eat him together
>one put into sock and spin him for like 10 min
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>>695891861
Yes please.
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eat them
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>>695893750
The mouse/rats are fake anyway. Carry on
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step on them with cleats
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>>695888888
This waste of hex is relateable to the waste of good sperm due to your father!
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>>695892824
re j.k. rolling
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>>695888337
Rolling
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put them in someone drink but crush them up first
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>>695893110
he seems pretty happy about it
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Release them faggot, Don't be stupid, you will feel bad your whole life.
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>>695893890
This sounds delightful, rolling.
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>>695888337
roll
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>>695893863
roll
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>>695888274
Release them.
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>>695894111
another rolled
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THESE GETS ARE FUCKING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
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>>695894111
Crush them first
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OP is RIP

So is this thread
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>>695888274
Feed them to dogs or cats
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i want to be part of history
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>>695894111
fuck you. i want the trips.
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>>695894208
You know you have autism right? Like legit. Lack of empathy is a hallmark.
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>>695894111
Well, fuck.
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Make sure to check your closet for more eggs.

You're welcome.
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>>695893750

go SJWing somewhere else
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>>695894232
nah he is filming he will post here i belive in him
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>>695890566
hello rat
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>>695888446
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if OP does deliver, put me in the screenshot
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>>695890603
goodbye sweet rato
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>>695888274
Train them to kill
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>>695894335
Eggs ? They are mammals faggot.
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Eat with mustard
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smells like script
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>>695894335
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>695893750
Don't apply to vermin.
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>>695894488
hello sherlock u took the bait
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>>695894488
Hey, don't come crying to me when you've got some nasty fuckin buggers hatching in your walls and eating your wiring and shit.
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>>695894389
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