Had a rough week and need a laugh.
Remove a letter from a movie title to create a new movie.
Schindler's Lit
A German factory owner starts to sabotage the Nazi regime but gets distracted with menial tasks due to his chronic marijuana smoking.
>>695870642
this bitch is wasting those boobies and body
she has no soul in porn whenever I see one of her movies I feel bad for this body's potential
Deadpoo
A short documentary as to why people shit themselves as they die
Timeco
Van Damme plays a guy who sells timeshares and ultimately kills himself due to the banality of his existence
>>695871190
Yeah, she's a terrible fuck but she's hot.
>>695870642
The A-Tea is an American action-adventure television series about tea, which is prosecuted for a crime it didn't commit.
>>695871190
What are you? 12?
>>695871716
what makes you think I am 12?
The Odfather
A man becomes distanced from his family and friends due to his views on breakfast cereals
Jumanj
Story of a male from an all white family who finds out his name was a long running joke between his parents because they wanted a girl and hate him.
Pup Fiction. A group of lovable misfit dogs have an adventure that involves a watch and heroin!
>>695870642
Dango
A slave runs away to Japan and opens up a dango shop in hopes of finding his long lost wife, who just happens to love dango.
Name of the Girl ?
>>695870642
the beautiful mid is an movie about the pleasing sound of frequences that are neither too low or too high.
>>695872276
>>695872278
>>695871709
Gold!
>>695872334
Reverse image search
>>695872675
That's a weird name.
>>695870642
cat away - the film depicts a cat stranded on an uninhabited island.
>>695872334
Lucie Wild
>>695870642
lice in wonderland story about lice falling through a rabbit hole into a fantasy world.
Fight Cub
A bunch of guys get together in a basement to beat the shit out of a family of bears.
Roy
>Brad Pitt plays a gay, trans otherkin guy called Roy.
10/10 - NY Times.
"A triumph" - The Internet.
The hunt for Ed October
A mentally disabled man named Ed October flees town after the locals caught him molesting a kid
Arm Of Darkness. A black man's arm become sentient, and doesn't do what ️its told. The movie centres around the comedy that comes from him trying to attempt a crime, only for his arm to say a wacky catchphrase and not commit the crime.
The Fat and the furious
An upset feminist resorts to calling people that weigh less than 140kg 'So fucking ugly' and spends the rest of the movie on Tumblr, being triggered by everything
>>695870642
ill bill - bill murray seeks revenge on pharma concerns
Blood Port
Van Damme has to navigate a treacherous port of call whilst captain of a cargo ship.
Raveheart
A Scottish warrior goes nuts with some glowsticks and neon paint.
>>695873825
>>695874043
>>695874488
Sensational!
Forrest Gum
A nature documentary about harvesting sap and processing it into gum and rubber.
>>695874824
>>695875097
Also has a bitchin dad rock OST
>fortunate son starts playing in the background as the sap starts to flow
Lord of the RNGs
An outlandish, short grown man living underground in a basement one day discovers he has the power to influence Random Number Generators. Using this amazing power he gains moderate fame playing Heartstone still in the same basement.
Sunsine
The tragic story of one scientist who can never read his oscilloscope due to the glare.
Hostbusters
Chat show hosts get attacked and killed by the guests they're interviewing
>>695870642
4-year old virgin - a movie about a sexually unabused minor.
Godfellas
Two young southern baptist ministers experience the highs and lows of organised religion as they ascend the ranks of the Clergy.
Snakes on a plan
A group of snakes set out on a mission to find Samuel L. Jackson in order to return his lost luggage.
>>695875286
So good
Oy Story
Documentary on the formation of the state of Israel.
>>695871278
>Deadpoo
>A short documentary as to why people shit themselves as they die
Underrated post
Carface
The life story of Anton Yelchin
Tar wars
A film about a construction company that wants to destroy the headquarters of their rivals.
A Few Goo Men
A group of Marines find they all share the same slimegirl/WAM fetish.
Even
Brad Pitt tries to get even with the shitty realtor that sold them an apartment right next to the railway line.
Bee Move
watch a bee move--crawl, spin in circle on wood, fly--where does he go? a surprise ending: bee was where he wanted to be all along
Silence of the Labs
>about quiet, well-behaved puppies who put lotion in basket
This is the first time ive seen a thread like this. Not even baked and im in tears. Bravo.
The Princess Ride
Jango Unchained
The Thin Red Lie
Cat-and-mouse thriller as one man struggles to expose the Cold War coverup of the century: the USSR is actually no threat to the west, but the military - industrial complex needs a fearful populace so they can stay in power.
Small Solders
A movie about motherboard manufacturing
>>695875097
Forest Gum. Two children find some gum in the forest and share it. This causes hallucinations and they spend the rest of the movie trying to recall their respective trips
>>695870642
how i met our mother - the story about a man who impregnated his own mother and diffucult family relations - being a brother with his son and being basically his own child and father.
Carface
Pacino gets hit by a car in his face, which is shaped like a car, by Pfeiffer. they fall in love in this witty feel good romcom.
Da Boot
A movie about inner city thugs attempting to find misplaced drug money that was put in a boot.
Lags of our Fathers. A gripping story about the pioneers in online gaming.
Fining Dory
Dory gets an eviction notice from her landlord due to arrears in rent and a constant police presence
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
woman takes revenge on guy who did literally nothing wrong.
Tor
Chris Hemsworth gets v& for some questionable online activities
Oom
Dwayne Johnson plays the role of a level 85 Warlock and is about to find out that being oom isn't that easy
Bing John Malkovich
A documentary exploration of Bing search results for "John Malkovich"
1 Angry Men
Story about a guy with multiple personality disorder, and all of them are angry.
The Avenger.
Earths mightiest heroes must come together but they don't. Samuel L Jackson must face the alien invaders alone but he fails miserably
The Bi Lebowsky
Jeff Bridges explores his sexuality.
Oraline
They have buttons for mouths!
Host Dad
Bill Cosby hosts parties an drugs women.
Office Pace
A story of one man's pursuit of the perfect pace in which to work at the office. When he thinks he's finally found it, he discovers polyrythms and his whole life is thrown into disarray causing him to spiral into depression and paranoia
>>695870642
200: A Space Odyssey
A Roman man jumps really high.
Natch
stylish British crime caper where events result in exactly what you'd expect to happen.
>>695872248
>all white family
oddly specific
>>695874824
>>695875097
>>695875729
>>695876796
>>695877510
kek
A Cockwork Orange.
A group of fags who run a tanning salon have an orgy.
>>695875904
Underrated
Superba
One heroic sheep must save the world with the aid of a baby goat named Billy.
>>695875729
HAHAHAHA!!
Independence Ay
Ayyy lmao! This 45 minute movie from director Andy Lobacki is Independence Day told from the aliens perspective. It'll have you saying "ayy lmao"!
Ad Max
A woman rebels against an Ad agency and makes the most impactful ad ever seen in Australia
>>695877644
KeK
Fat & Furious
Paul Walker infiltrates a gang of fast food enthusiasts.
>>695875718
Beautiful.
Planet of the AES
>>695878067
By whom?
>>695871190
I hate her face so much. I do not know why but I just want to destroy her face.
12 Years a Slav
>>695878116
Here have some 4chan gold
Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hoe
A group of tattooine farmers create some new agricultural tools and grow a fine crops of space cabbages.
>>695877885
Kek
Diving Miss Daisy
Morgan Freeman discovers the joys of waterboarding.
Men who stare at oats
Two men stare at oats for several hours.
Bests of no nation
The best people in the world have no nationality
Lot in Space
A family buys an empty lot called Mars and must terraform the planet to make it inhabitable.
Men in Lack - a secret agency that tests penis pills on men who's lives suck because their tiny wieners
Hush Hour
Jackie Chan and Chris Rock spend an afternoon in the library.
Jurassic Ark
Now they're on a boat.
The Ride Of Frankenstein
Frankenstein has a midlife crisis, divorces his wife and buys a sweet new car. Hilarity ensues
Tranwreck
A hideously deformed Trans woman searches for love in all the wrong places
>>695878757
Men in Back
The untold story of black men riding the bus during the civil rights movement.
Black Ass
This crime drama staring Johnny Depp about an FBI informant distracted by a large nigger posterior.
>>695878849
Doing it wrong.
Austin Powers: Goldmembe
Today I've been dealing with a head injury I sustained in '06 and forgot to turn the stove off
>>695871190
someone has to have the webm of her facial expressions being similar, and one is a tard
i lost to that the other thread
Caddy Hack
Man who was a caddy when he was younger, now drives a taxi taking people to the opposite side of town.
Trainpotting
Bunch of dudes smoke weed on a train
Tran Spotting
A group of heroin addicts look for transvestites
The Wizar of Oz
Midget peeing on everything
The Ree State of Jones
an innocent boy is refused his rightful tendies and declares his room an independent state
>>695877080
Made me kek
Loc, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
3 strangers with 3 different stories that intertwine. Now a Crip, a shelf stocker and a professional skeet shooter must get themselves out of this sticky situation. There will be laughter, tears and friendship in this tale of crime, wages and accuracy.
>>695870642
the end of times of the men and the penises.
AKA fuck the west.
a powered group of female heroes with have the mission for destroy the patriarchy with they ectoplasm guns and they awsome skills of of humor.
>>695870642
Forest Gum
A historical documentary about how early humans used tree sap for chewing gum.
Alice in woderland-
The story of a girl cruising through the local hardware store
Gone in 6 seconds. Nicholas Cage struggles with premature ejaculation.
Last Hose on the Left
There are many hoses in the warehouse, but only one pumps water--will he remember which?
>>695878885
So good!
Dive
The story of an autistic diving instructor who keeps leaving his students at inopportune moments due to an issue counting numbers in his head.
>>695879281
Would watch
The Itch
A pioneer family are exiled from a colonial New England township for being too pious and develop this really annoying rash.
Zootpia
Zoot from the Muppets realises he's going to board a PIA airplane, aka the Pakistan International Airlines.
He needs all of the Muppets's help to get him the fuck off of that plane and book a flight with a different flight company to prevent a second 9/11.
Taxi Diver
An insane mans journey as he transitions from driving a taxi to becoming a scuba instructor
Mad Max: Fur Road
In the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland, roaming gangs of furries controls the highways.
rock
a 7 hour journey of the life of a rock
>>695875097
>>695879344
Damn had a feeling it would have already been used.
>>695874043
Impossible movie, arm would still crime as it's a nigger.
Lover field
After a near apocalypse all women on earth are sanctioned to a orgy field to continue mankind.
Finding Emo
Following a mysterious trail of blood leads to the discovery of a lifetime
Cream - a guy in a bad Halloween mask goes on a spree impregnating teen girls
>>695879468
The Dark Night
Christian Bale has achluophobia.
Free State of Ones
>>695876954
Scar gold
The last picture sow
A documentary about the last photogenic baby pig on earth
Pubic Enemies
The Feds try to take down notorious gang of nudists.
I Spit on Your Rave
Christian girlfriend tries to come to terms with her party-hard boyfriend
Game of Throes
The story of baseball
>>695880048
There are a lot of problems with this post
Unce Buck
Unce Buck, a hefty german man with a passion for sausages, deli meats and beer takes you on a guided tour to some the best unknown bars, deli's and festivals in his hometown of Munich.
Miser
Kathy Bates breaks James Caan's ankles because he keeps buying store brand groceries.
Invasion of the boy snatchers
A group of pedophiles escape from prison and harass a small town
The ides of marc
George Clooney tries to sabotage his young interns relationship by changing his (the interns) name to Marc. It has the opposite effect as the intern welcomes the change and has sex with Clooneys wife.
IG Daddy - a son is concerned that his father is wasting his life on Instagram.
>>695876848
this
Debbie DOS Dallas: The story of a glass-ceiling breaking 1970s female IT worker who brings big energy company HQ's the then state-of-the-art operating system for the first time.
>>695875904
Actually burst into loud laughter at this one.
Someone does need to archive and or cap this
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom
Indie must overcome the strange cult that seek to make everyone into sexslaves
This is what /b/ is aboot, not all those fools from facebook making threads and putting "lol" and "XD"
Fucking newfags from the deepest valleys of hell i swear.
>>695880224
I fucking spit root beer through my nose when i got to " has sex with Clooneys wife "
Irates of the Caribbean
A compilation of annoying everyday-occurrences on the Caribbean islands
>>695879468
Why the fuck did I lol so hard.
Probably because I know Zoot.
Fight Lub
Story of a group of terrorist trying to destroy a lube factory
>>695878212
About a world where everything is encrypted?
Night of the living dad
Presumed dead, a father of 3 reappears at his family's farm.
The Sith Sense
Haley Joel Osment has foreboding warnings about how terrible Jake Lloyd will be
Obocop
A down-in-the-dumps police officer finds happiness teaching inner city kids the joys of musical instruments.
Beverly Hills OP - a documentary of a huge weed gro op taking place in a Beverly Hills mansion
Moment
An old man shares photographs from his past and tells a story about each one
Owboy Bebop: The Movie
A movie based off of the TV series of the same name, following a middle aged white man in his search to become the greatest street dancer in the world, often resulting in his bodily harm.
Homeward Bond
A group of pets, abandoned during a move, journey across the country to attack their owners who left them to die.
>>695878619
a film I'd like to see
Unbeakable
Michael J Fox plays a scientist down on his luck as his expriments keep failing due to spillage
The secret lie of pets
They really don't even like us
>>695875904
kilo kek
>>695880751
SENSATIONAL!
ghostbusers
A look at the life of those in limbo who are forced to drive other lost souls to heaven....or HELL
>>695870642
MD Max
An action adventure movie about a mute doctor, who tries to make his fortune by caring for the residents of a small desert town. Then he remembers he forgot a piece of his equipment in the neighboring town. He goes to get it and mumbles all the way
American Psych
Documentary about a youtube prank channel gone wrong
>>695880896
Would watch and laugh and then go to hell.
>>695881009
YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT CHAIN
>>695873743
Sins
Ayy lmaos force Mel Gibson to perform terrible acts on his asthmatic son and water-obsessed daughter while his autist brother watches.
Passion of the Chris
A dude named Chris is betrayed by his friends
American Psych
A group of know it all smarmy Ivy League psych students find themselves the prime suspects in countless cases of psychological torture on middle class families spanning the entire state of New York.
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind
Christian propaganda piece
OldenEye - an old man slowly looses his sight due to cataracts
one with the wind
the story of a young boys struggle with flatulence
Indian Jones
Agin Bull
Nowhite
Scary Move
Citylickers - homeless people roam New York licking subway seats and park benches
>>695877401
This is fucking great. Underrated.
War-raft
Two men go on a rafting adventure of a lifetime in their halloween costumes aboard a legendary military vessel
>>695877480
Holy shit I lol'd
Independence Da
A story about a Russian fellow who wants to become fully independent.
The Fash
A young fasist becomes the hero his town needs taking down all the freaks after gaining powers.
The Rave
A look into Edgar Allen Poe's love of house music and ecstasy
>>695880701
Yes.
Ineption:
In this spin off/sequel
Leonardo Di Caprio reprises his role as Arnie, a mentally challenged man who can enter the dreams of people to learn key information.
TL;DR - Leo Di Caprio acts like a retard again
CP
1 hour and 51 minutes of hardcore child pornography
Tor
Chris Hemsworth is bored with regular internet and needs something different to masturbate to. His journey into the deep web doesn't last long as he finds an old Penthouse magazine he forgot about and leaves his computer
Pirate of the Caribbean
A story about some autistic person in the Caribbeans who thinks he's a well knowm Captain on a pirate ship, yet he's all alone in his room.
>>695881787
kindergarten cp
Oy Story
>a group of Jewish teens try to fight against the stereotypes of modern society, but end up opening a bank and running a record label instead.
>>695881787
The sequel was Mall CP
Same thing as before but in a mall
>>695877847
would pay to see at the box office
better than tinder, plenty of horny bitches of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchan.html
Wins
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito share nude photos they obtained from snapchat
>>695881085
nice
The Terminato
A story about a tomato seeing his brothers die in a Heinz Ketchup factory, and having himself cybernetically enhanced to revenge his brothers.
Full Meta Jacket
An aspiring fashion designer faces controversy over his unveiling of a jacket lined with pictures of said jacket. A truly harrowing tale of triumph over prejudice. Starring Roy Schneider.
Nemy At The Gates
Nemy, the most retarded nigger in Compton, he standin at yo gate again. Nemy can't open gates, Nemy can't talk. You don't open them gates and Nemy gon stand there all night.
So good.
Stop or my mom will hoot
Depressing story of a mothers journey into dementia
Casino Roale
Eager to cater to the rich a Casion begins their own line of ales made from caviar, only to attract the attention of British spies.
>>695881388
kekd
Beefest
Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
Finding Dry
A guy who fell into the ocean now tries to find a place where he can dry his clothes.
Looney Koons: Back in Action
A group of mentally unstable black men escape slavery
>>695880413
>This is what /b/ is aboot
fuck off back to canada
Rome and Juliet
Shakespeare tells the tale of how Juliet sucked every penis in the Italy capital
The igger Movie.
This strategically censored family movie features a young black man searching for something her never had: a father.
>>695870642
this post reminded me of danger5! watch it anon, might cheer you up
Bami
A tale about a Chinese deer who lost his mother in the great war of China, trying to escape from LingLong's All-you-can-)eat buffet.
Das Boo
A critically acclaimed german movie about a haunted submarine.
The Bucket Lit
Two old men discover the joys of a good bong.
better than tinder, plenty of horny ethnic sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchan.html
T
The story of a creepy-ass black clown killing people, starring Mister T.
Marco Pol
>A TV series about an incredibly racist venetian who is surrounded by ugly chinks.
As Above, So Blow
groups of friends gets lost in Paris catacombs and suck each others dicks out of fright
>>695882781
kek'd
>>695875300
I appreciate this one
Indian Jones
An Indian telemarketer wants to become an Australian citizen but his boss is feeding him with lies to help grow his business. The boss wants to marry George Clooneys wife from The Ides of Marc but Indian Jones is not allowing him any time to court her due to his inept nature.
>>695877885
I can't believe you've done this. KEK!
Under Sieg
What we believed to be and immigration problem, what we believed to be a ruse in terrorist activities, what we believed was wrong in Europe was actually right. Germany has risen to power once again. Now the Nazis have expendable front line soldiers all over Europe and The Middle East, the territory has grown. Europe is cast under a shadow, a shadow of a salute, Europe is Under Sieg!
Coplad- a movie about a young boy from Ireland who fights police corruption and joins the black lives matters movement. Only to be gunned down by a group of negros
>>695870642
Once Upon a Tim in Mexico
Basically the same movie but from the viewpoint of a scared and confused tourist by the name of Tim who stays in hiding til the shit blows over.
>>695877007
Love it
>>695882781
T follows
people start being followed home by a guy shouting "Don't make me mad, Arrr!" only way to escape is if they they reach the airplort
>>695879184
fucking kek
>>695881532
This!
The Last Itch Hunter
Vin Diesel searches for the poison ivy patch that's been terrorizing the locals
>>695878871
>>695879468
Keks were had
better than tinder, plenty of horny asian sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchan.html
American Psych
A movie regarding the importance of psychology in the states
Ackers
Angelina Jolie must help a group of Mon Calamari IT specialists in their escape from a shadow agency.
>>695879609
I think there is already a flash of this on newgrounds
>>695882636
goodmeme
Inker Tailor Soldier Spy
Suspensful thriller about the underhanded, unscrupulous and unspoken side of the comicbook industry.
>>695883067
Hahahahaha!
Der Hunter
A german plagiarization of a great Vietnam film.
Irates of the Caribbean.
A bunch of autistic people go berserk looking for neckbeards treasure.
wordfish
Huge Jackedman does some hacking because halle Berry's tits that's why
Someone archive this thread please
Fifty Shades of Gay
thank you anons, i have never laughed this much
>>695882551
>>695883850
Wordfish
No stone goes unturned as a career criminal searches for the ultimate crossword solver.
>>695870642
i swear its universal now. everyone i know or read always says how terrible a lay she is--including myself! how does she keep getting work then? why arent directors doing their job and helping her take it up the shitter with a little goddamned verve!?
>>695870642
Fuck the rest of this thread, what's this semen demon's name? Feel like cumming
Donnie Brasso
FBI undercover agent infiltrates a 1970s solvent abuse ring
One with the wind
A southern belle realizes her true potential as an airbender.
>>695882343
>>695883881
50: Shade of grey
A movie about the bureaucracy in elderly communities along the Florida coastline
>>695884072
>not knowing the soulless tits
Dumb
A story about some dumb fucking elephant or whatever.
>>695884072
Lucie Wild
Highlaner
Stoner comedy centered around LAN culture.
>>695884266
I don't know that's why I'm asking
Gone With the Win
A perfect new addition to George Clooney's band of thieves.
The Men Who Stare at Oats
A British-made documentary about the immigration of the Quakers to the Americas in the early 1680's.
E-man
Young gay man tries to become a drug king pin in miami with the help of his power lifting buddy and Jewish boca raton lawyer.
"I have the powder!"
>>695882295
>underrated post
Kek
better than tinder, plenty of horny girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchan.html
>>695871837
He is 12 and agrees with you
Lady and the Ramp
An old high-class lady wants to become a pro skater.
Lad and the Tramp
A child befriends a tramp but gets raped by him afterwards.
>Directed by M Night Shamalamadingdong.
>>695884118
Top kek, anon
The Last ARbender
A young boy is told on his 16th birthday that he has the ability to control assault rifles with his mind.
Men Girls
A clique of traps wage highschool war against the popular kids
A ale of two cities - two German towns fight over who makes the best ale in the land
Here the wild things are
A tale about a boy recording and observing the natives of an indigenous forest
Wall
The story of an ambitious little robot who wishes to protect racial purity by building walls
>>695884410
>I have the powder
>>695884628
Lady and the Trap
A woman finds out her "ladyfriend" has a bit more to her then she thinks "she" has.
The magi school bus.
A adept sorcerer is permanently transformed into a school bus.
Ran Man
An autistic guy counts how many steps tom cruise took in the year 1996.
The tree muskateers.
A inept group of knights claim random trees as property for france.
Crimson Tie
Denzel Washington stares at the camera for 2hrs wearing nothing but a crimson coloured tie.
Harry Potter And The Deathly 'Allows
Harry Potter has trouble navigating through regional Bradford due to all of locals having terrible accents and intentionally leaving syllables off words. Triggering ensues
>>695870642
>Lice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
A story about a kid who was sent home from school
>>695884628
>>695884783
MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT
The Impsons Movie
A direct-to-DVD Game of Thrones spinoff about the children of Tyrion Lannister
>>695884783
I think that's just The Crying Game from someone else's viewpoint
Red Dan
A sunburnt troglodyte trolls omegle
>>695870642
cockwork orange: a story about four gay men trying to make money from jerking off people
Gullivers Travel
Gulliver opens a travel agency in his town. When he doesn't pay protection to the local Mob things take a turn and Gulliver finds himself taking an unscheduled trip.
>>695885094
>>695877080
So... Oedipus basically?
This thread is fucking gold. Archive potential?
>also, here's my contribootion:
Ho Fuzz - A hooker is relocated by her pimp to a new corner and struggles to find clientele who appreciate her massive unkempt bush. A massive shaving conspiracy is discovered, followed by a car chase and some gunfire. Eventually everyone gets on the same page and eats cake and ice cream together.
Return of the Jed
a heartwarming hillbilly homecoming
Fievel goes Wet- That damn mouse was a horny girl all along
Earl Harbour
Earl salvages scrap from the devastating attack on Pearl Harbour and manages to put together a modest fishing charter business.
Transformer
a Bruce Jenner documentary
>>695876965
I would watch this over and over again.
The lion, the itch , and the wardrobe - a crackhead thinks a fur coat he stole is causing his blistered skin
>>695870642
Ed 2:
Why did we make another one?
The davinci cod.
A man searches for secret illuminati codes in fish scales.
Iron ma.
Hollywood pushes gender equality down everyones throat.
Oh bother where art though.
Winnie the pooh helps george cloony fix his hair with dapper dan hair care products.
>>695870642
Jurrasic Ark
Noah gets shitfaced and takes only the dinosaurs into the arc. When the cataclysm comes and the creatures break free from their feeble wooden confines, it's ones extinction over the others survival.
Black Snake Man
Samuel L Jackson develops the ability to morph into a giant black anaconda
Lack Snake Moan
Samuel L Jackson tries to save his father's failing business selling mute snakes.
Black Snake Mon
A Jamaican bbc porno
Black Sake Moan
Samuel L Jackson, Tracey Morgan, Morgan Freeman, and Idris Elba travel to Japan for a bachelor party to celebrate Idris's impending marriage. However, Morgan, Tracey, and Samuel wake up with Idris missing and no memory of the previous night's events, and must find the groom before the wedding can take place.
>>695879559
Niggers don't use their brain, that's why if his arm came alive it wouldn't be acting like a nigger
Met the parents
The story of a man who visited his girlfriends parents for the first time and had an uneventful relaxing weekend.
Even
Kevin spacey as a serial killer with OCD
Do the right thin
You love to fuck thin girls in the ass in the early 90's, but you must find out the ones without aids
Asic Insinct
woman wearing no panties goes shopping for sneakers, and it turns out she has quite a knack for it.
Finding Emo
>>695874313
10/10 would watch again
Bridge of pies
A group of bakers seperated by a river hatch an idea to build the worlds first pie bridge. And win a spot in a world record book
>>695885510
>>695885510
Fun fact, this was actually in the movie
From Dusk till Dan- After a wild night at a strip club in Mexico a man wakes up with Dan.
Quote from the movie - "Godamn you Dan! Now I know why they call you beer can!!! My ass is sore!"
>>695880896
lost
The Handmaid's Ale
spoiler: she drinks all of it.
Me In Black
A story about that time I blacked up.
>>695886000
I just pictured a montage of the bakers discussing plans for their bridge with Tom Selleck nodding approvingly in the background
Children of Me
A black man is relentlessly chased by his heavily armed ex girlfriends and wives for child support.
Hose Party
It was a hot day.
Joe Versus the Volcan
Joe never really liked Spock much
>>695878182
>Fat and Furious
a documentary about Tumblr feminists
>>695870642
The Straight Tory.
A docudrama on how an old and decrepit party with retarded offspring faces the news of his far aways brother almost dying by standing up from it's lethargy and deciding to go and make a visit, even it it is so old it can't drive and the only means to travel would take LOOOONG..
So sad, so joyful, so real...
>>695877007
OUTSTANDING, SOLDER!
>>695874824
top kek
The rapes of wrath
A man betrayed embarks on a journey of high intensity sexual violence
>>695876313
>How dare you
>>695882179
Hila Klein, is that you?
Hitchcock's REAR WIDOW
A woman's husband dies, and since she always told him "you own this pussy, this pussy yours," she decides she will only take it in the ass from now on, out of respect.
>Pretty Oman
The desert Arabian nation finally gets the recognition it deserves at a pre-teen beauty pageant.
Gone with the win
A gambling addict leaves his wife and children for a life of coke and hookers after hitting the big time
