What Pokémon GO team did you choose Anon ?
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What Pokémon GO team did you choose Anon ?
>>695865533
Windows phone.
I chose the red one, because I think eventually they'll do a legendary bird event specific to your team, and I want moltres
>>695865533
Valor. I'm not an autist, so i couldn't join mystic. And my breath and farts don't smell like stale cum, so i couldn't join instinct
Bump
>>695866787
I'll see your bump, and raise you another. Valor running shit as usual.
Instinct
I chose instinct, your team doesn't really matter. Everybody who fights about that bullshit is autistic
Get over it
>>695867643
Femboy.
>>695867724
This
>>695867724
Here you go, faggot. Take it with you back to /lgbt/.
Bloods
>>695865533
Team mystic here
>>695868183
Valor
>>695868248
Ooo bby ;)
Team Valor all the way!
>>695865859
How does liking a team make you autistic or gay? Dumbfag
>>695868248
Newfag spotted
>>695868321
Hah. It's flattering when fags flirt with you.
>>695868471
Because team mystic are autistic losers pissed that Sonic isn't a pokemon, and instinct is too busy eating each other's cream pies to take a gym.
>>695867724
Isn't it true that faggots from instinct go out late at night (11pm-4am) to get gyms because at those times valor and mystic are aslep and is the only time you got a chance to get a gym? Lmao
>>695865533
Mystic because i like articuno. I didnt really pay attention to the descriptions but i have to admit that the mystic guy sounded like a fedora wearing autist.
>>695868929
NEETs have a lot of schedule flexibility, and Instinct are all NEETs.
>>695868784
Your bait is weak sir . I'll bite though you're retarded.
Valor man
The only sensible choice.
Who cares fam
>>695865533
Valor because I'm Vegeta .
>>695865533
MYSTIC
>>695870023
Nice seen that screenshot 20 times , you actually have to lie about Pokemon go? Please kill yourself
>>695867724
>>695868929
Ya we need 2 cuz we r a small group
Valor.
We dive headfirst, guns blazing, dicks a swingin'.
>>695870023
Typical mystic.
"They'll laugh at me if i post my army of pidgeys... better hope they don't notice this stale ass picture..."
Weak faggots.
>>695870264
thrashed him a good one ya did
>>695870434
This
>>695870264
Cause I post a lot, can prove they're mine.
Instinct, because Zapdos is the superior bird.
Instinct
>how do i throw a pokeball?!
Mystic
>i think rainbow dash is the best pokemon!
Valor
>fuck bitches, get paid
>best team
>best poke
>>695871013
She's fat.
>>695865859
>Valor
>Not an autist
Pick one
>>695870880
>/thread
>>695870023
you niggers ruined me , every time i see CP , you clearly know what i think about
>>695865533
Teams are for faggots
>>695870880
I'm not a hatter, but this is basically the mentality of the teams. I don't think I'm an ass hole Valor members, but I deep down know I'm an ass hole
>>695871124
you're not alone
>>695871078
Don't make fun of my chubby Vukpix!
Valor here. 650 area.
>>695870023
>those gay nicknames
>>695871226
Every time I see someone with an Aero I get just a little more jealous.
>>695865533
Team Rocket
>>695871013
I want a Vulpux!
Hatched this guy last night. I'm only lvl 19 so I shouldny hope for anything above 900 anyways. I did catch a 789 bulbasuar at the UGA campus last night. Also saw a 2280 Dragonite at a 6 tier gym too
>>695871384
Got him last night. Yelled pretty loud in my car.
Instinct. I just like Zapdos man.
>>695871093
I'll pick Valor, yet again. Don't worry you can just reset your game data and pick right the next time.
>>695871099
>>695871142
My brothers.
I picked Team Instinct because I play for the fun of it and dont take the b game too competitively.
>>695871398
Nice! I walked around for 45 minutes to get her! They're so freaking hard to find here. Everything is water.
>>695870514
Used to have 6 800+ Pidgeots. Got rid of some of them when I realized the strain to keep them going.
>>695871611
>Implying you can't play for fun on another team
Typical Instinct autist.
>>695871500
same
>>695871636
I'm collecting them for when i pop my lucky egg Sunday. But they're all food.
>>695871786
Forgot pic
>>695871226
lmao jolieolteon
>>695871668
>team valor
Gay
>team mystic
Also gay
>team instinct
Gay and autistic but at least we dont shit post.
>>695871957
>atleast we don't shitpost
Are you even reading this thread?
>>695871957
Thats a lot of horny bastards
>>695872065
>>695871786
Nice mate, I never power leveled myself, I have the LEggs to do it, just always hemmoraging dust so I level normally.
I didn't choose one, because Pokemon GO is cancer and all of you who play it should kill yourselves.
I want to die.
>>695871957
>108 weedle
>at least we dont shit post
>>695871629
Also caught maybe 3 of these last night looking for a dratini. We had people going all over the place. Not even the sites that update between players where rare pokemon are found it. On thr topic of water pssh nigga in Georgia water pokemon pop up when there isn't any water in a 10 mile radius. All I see is water & grass pokes. I have yet to see ANY fire pokemon here. Literally all fire pokemon here were hatched from eggs
Valor, all my friends and local gyms are Valor. Also I like red
>>695872157
I like clicking on threads that I can't relate to too just to shittalk something I don't understand. It's a great way to live life.
>>695867724
TBH if it wasn't for try hard faggot over hyping Valor, we would be hearing so much about them ALL THE TIME!
>>695872220
Dont be mad. You too can have a hornybastard.
None because its fucking stupid and for faggots
INSTICT
>>695865533
red
Any one else Valor in the Bay Area? Swear it's 60% mystic, 25% instinct, and 15% valor over here.
Even being outnumber a lot of the stronger gyms over level 5 are run by valor.
>>695872340
Kek
>>695865533
I like that mystic background, is there a sauce on the pic?
>>695868087
What are you the fucking Pokémon vegans?
>>695872384
TITS Inc. (instinct anagram)
>>695872593
Just realized I forgot the second N. Killing myself as you read.
mystic. I don't get involved in the pokèpolitics faggotry, most of my friends are mystic so, when in Rome. people take that shit way too serious here
Articuno was always my favorite, and I was that faggot who believed Pokemon were wisdom filled creatures, with lots of potential that we could learn from.
Team Mystic all the way.
Valor for life fuckers
Mystic's full of autists and Instinct's full of faggots.
>>695872530
Mystic btw
>>695872713
>Posts "I don't get involved in pokepolitics faggotry" on a Pokepolitics thread.
>>695872169
Oh wow op's mum
>>695872593
Good job Anon.
#Autismawareness
>>695867724
No differences?
>Valor has higher CP cap
>Instinct does some faggot shit with egg hatching
>Mystic does some cool shit with evolving pokéminz
>>695872155
>>695872225
Got this one while drunk on the lake!
>>695865596
/thread
Valor
>>695865533
Valor because i like Moltres mostly. Really no other reason.
>>695865533
Team green
420BLAZEITFAGGOT
>>695870687
You act like they are good enough for anyone to care that they are yours. You have one ok Pokemon and you got it from an egg. Kys
>>695871398
I'm level 16 and my Electabuzz is 756
>>695872835
Fucking nigger learn to actually comprehend what you're reading. My post >>695872263 was in response to one of your "no fun" faggots.
Nuff said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdPosNHFWk4
>>695872935
I hate so much & I hope you get ass cancer.........I'm happy you caught a dratini
>>695871398
>>695873197
also have a Vulpix. my friend lost his shit and dried to steal my phone
>>695873197
Your electabuzz is garbage and should kill itself.
>>695868929
>lol pussboy u go out when people r asleep cuz u scrrd
You wouldn't know it, but there's this thing that some people have called a job. ItIt's usually something that happens all day and only gives you free time at night.
>>695865859
but being on valor makes you a narcissistic douche
>>695872905
Lol there are no differences at all friendo all that is made up garbage.
>>695865533
Fucking summerfag
Dragonites flying around here like crazy. 7/10 gyms are ran by a dragonite in the 650 right now.
All I've managed to find is a handful a dratini fuckbois
I just started. I heard instinct have the lowest pop so I am going to join them to give them a boost.
>>695873444
Not for long.
>>695867724
same here, fam
>>695873444
Trips confirm it
>>695865859
nothing quite enjoyable than seeing the internet bitch over worthless things
Instinct, unlike people on /b/ I have friends. We chose it together
>>695873738
you're gonna make me fucking throw up, stop it.
>>695865533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIg16Q930g
>>695873359
why you mad bro? also have a Magmar thats a 796
Mystic
>>695873400
>Not same anon
>>695868929
>(11pm-4am)
This is the point. They go out "this" late
>>695873738
>>695872830
Valor shit posts more than anyone
>>695873770
Try that sentence again.
Options:
Switch "quite" with "more"
Add an "as" after "quite" and replace "than" with "as" as well.
>>695873770
>nothing quite enjoyable than seeing
Jesus Christ, where the fuck did you learn to English?
>>695873885
>>695873738
>>695873559
Well good luck enjoy the game
>>695865533
Team Valor, faggot
>>695874086
Kill Yourself
Sent from my Android phone
>>695874329
Why kill myself? I now have to abandon my career choice and teach English so your shitty language skills don't impact the rest of the literate world.
>>695874441
>>695872935
it's not complete shit
>>695874130
Enjoy what?
![Screenshot_2016-07-21-23-15-16[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/R37xfdZ.png "Screenshot_2016-07-21-23-15-16[1].png")
Caught this last night. I might evolve it today.
>>695874441
>Not the same anon
Or you could just wave around your Pokemon go team dick. That usually helps
>>695874541
I have a hard time believing you have 154k dust and 143 dratini candies. Going to assume this isn't you unless I see proof otherwise.
>>695874541
>146k stardust
Fuck fam.
>>695874524
Shit. Well, it still unlocked in my dex, and is cute. Where did you find that table?
Hatched today
>>695874541
UGA campus went batshit crazy over just a dratini showing up. Where do you live? Like the terrain or what were your surroundings when they pop up?
>>695873119
People said they weren't mine, I proved they were, I'm proud of em. Go be a fuccboi somewhere else.
>>695874541
Level 20
Atk 14 or 15
Def 12 or 15
Sta 12 or 13
88-91% perfect
HEY WHATS UP ITS ETHAN BRADBERRY THIS IS THE TEAM INSTINCT SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
![Screenshot_2016-07-22-11-33-16[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mwWs99m.png "Screenshot_2016-07-22-11-33-16[1].png")
>>695874703
What constitutes as proof exactly? My strongest pokemon is only 1600 because I only evolve and catch stuff. I don't spend any of my candies or stardust powering up because I don't have anything worth using it on (except maybe this dragonite if it gets a good moveset)
>>695874997
Galveston, TX. I work on the water. I catch 5-10 on a good day
>>695865533
C O M M U N I S T best team R E D T E A M
What the FUCK. GET THESE AUTISTIC MYSTICS AND FAGGOT VALORS OUTTA HERE. /b/ros there are only 2 teams in pokemon go. Team instinct or team extinct, your arguments are pointless
>>695873880
Just because there are less instinct people are we don't travel around in packs of rabid aspies doesn't mean we don't take gyms. 95% of the time I walk around I take the gym with one Pokemon then walk away, then you can here the feint sniffling and fedora tipping in the background as the group of team mystic plays get out of one of their moms minivans. Then other times I'll chill at a gym because there's a lured pokestop near it and ill train it up for the slim chance there is another instinct member a group of people will chill until a sad group of retarded white kids that think they are black walk up and sit by the pokestop. They try to take the gym to no avail and I laugh and walk away, I get maybe to the next pokestop grab the stuff and they've taken it, but you can hear the faint putter of a late 00s minivan coming around the corner so I start speed walking and get to the gym. I take the gym and put a caterpie in it just in time for the leader of the autismo squad to help his "waifu" (was nothing there) out of the car, sniffle and say "this is a free gym guys"
>>695875208
I don't know, if you had two phones you could take a pic of your screen with a timestamp but neither of us give enough fucks about my opinion to do all that. I guess I believe you, that's just beast.
>>695874997
New Orleans/Kenner they spawn in my back yard if I use an incense.
>>695865533
I wish that we could make our own teams.
>>695875392
ey, i grew up there
>>695875456
Bad ass! Water types everywhere.
![Screenshot_2016-07-22-11-38-58[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x9zlF37.png "Screenshot_2016-07-22-11-38-58[1].png")
>>695875376
Lol check out my karp collection :)
I'm going to wait until trading becomes a thing and then trade some Gary's for whatever I need.
>>695875392
>calling Kenner New Orleans
Also dratinis aren't rare pretty much anywhere in this city. Go to city park and find at least 7 on one walk through.
>>695875327
Yeah all the home schooled kid are on team instinct
>>695875683
You live in a beachtown or something?
>>695875683
I have 500 candies and I've been farming for ages trying to get a magikarp over 140.
>>695875577
>does anyone have that one pic that makes fun of team Valor?
>better post it again!
Losers and uncreative. Cysitc and Instink suck shit.
>>695875722
Work in New Orleans, live in Kenner. Hence the /.
>>695865596
Nice team...
>>695867724
this
>>695868929
So this may happen in your area it makes it true across all countries? And classifying a whole team based on your experience in one little area doesn't sound retarded?
>>695874997
i live in stockholm,swedistan and you cant find rares and shit unless you go to stockholm city, and we have almost no pokestops
Hows my team?
>>695875735
>yea all the home schooled kid are on team instinct
>home schooled kid are
>homeschooled kids are
Seems it may have been better than whatever dogshit Catholic school you got pp touched by your pastor at.
>>695869647
i like dis
Mystic because my favorite color is blue. The whole culture surrounding teams is fucking retarded, but Valor is by far the most obnoxious.
>>695875338
Funny you say Mystic when I've seen them do thst. I stopped at a local church. Took out a 900+ eeveeloution, a 1000 nidoqueen, & a 1200 machamp. Literally sat there trying to build up the tier lvl by beating up on my 1000 Pidgeot w/ my 1200 Jolteon. As soon as I got it to tier 3 I started to leave. I saw a minivan come out of nowhere. I left & went home & we o got home, just a block away, I checked the gym out. The same fucking team was back installed again..... I told my friends I guess we have a low tier semi pro gaming house in our town & on thier side life they just gang rape gyms.
Team bulbasaur.
>>695868929
I work at night
I've done this
>umad
>>695876012
>swedistan
Have the goat fuckers really taken over that bad anon?
>>695865533
None, because Pokemon Go is a meme to further entrap the masses
>>695875735
I go to public school m8
>>695875810
Not only that, but it's a modification of a picture making fun of team mystic. They literally couldn't think of anything better than"I know you are but what am I."
>>695875783
Yup. Galveston TX
>implying that electricity>fire/ice
watch some avatar faggots
There is no shelter from the storm
Yeah gyms are totally broken. It's too easy to stomp out the people in them and take over and too hard to keep it. It needs re balanced. Also when the gym is reset to zero then anyone can run up and claim it as long as they're quicker to install their guy than you are regardless if they are the one who did the work to bust it down.
>>695876537
Zapdos shits on all the other flying legendaries tho so fuck that
>>695876462
Are you serious? Valor ripped it off from Mystic.
Oh wait or did you have it confused with a clever joke in the first place?
>>695876286
Not really, i dont need to stand in a corner on the street all night like you anon
>>695876615
>>695876716
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHS
or you could make your own comics instead of accusing other people of being unoriginal in general.
Haha, I'm so fucking kidding bro.
>>695876537
>>695876608
>articuno only bird to feint in the movie
>moltres falls into the water
>zapdos still high on meth zapping Lugia like its his last mission
Zapdos is the best nigga
When I was hitting level 5, I went to the gym to choose my destiny. Then I clicked that gym, then I clicked it again, and again, and then whole thing just froze and I couldn't do anything but watch that "error" message popping up on my phone screen.
Then I wen't home and when app was finally working again, I found myself being part of team Mystic. I'm not complaining but I didn't get to choose :D
>>695876864
Ever wonder why nobody ever shit talks Instinct?
>>695876857
Ebin :^)
>check em
Valor
>>695865596
fpbp
>>695877096
Team who?
>>695877098
Fuck you and you're faggy ass formulaic humor. Your only value as a human being is your ability to make shit worse for everyone around you and it's best that you genuinely fucking kill yourselfz
>>695877248
Kek
>>695865533
Instinct, regrettably. If I had the chance to rechoose without starting over, I would go with Mystic.
>>695877295
Why are people bitching about other people traveling together and taking gyms? And the things people are complaining about... ALL of the teams are doing that shit, it's not just one team ffs fam. You've got shitsniffers on all 3 teams. It's that simple.
>>695865533
Soooo Valor are whiny kids, Mystic are autists and Instinct are faggots? Is that how it works?
>>695877155
You checkum kid
>>695871398
Actually the maximum CP you get from eggs doesn't increase after level 20. You will get the same thing at level 35 that you do at level 20, but weaker monsters at level 10 than 20.
So level 19 is just fine, you were just unlucky on that one.
>>695877699
Basically. Examine the post above yours.
>>695877605
>he thinks I would bother clicking the gif.
Seriously, kys worthless faggot,
>>695877838
>>695877155
Checked
My highest Jolteon I have righr now
>ITT: Autist manchildren who play Pokemon Go calling each other autists based on their team
>>695877905
JolieOlieOlteon?
>>695872935
>>695873290
Dratini isn't that rare here. I cought like 10 dratini, 1 dragonair and 1 dragonite in the past 3 days.
>>695877875
He still hasn't done it? He can only think in terms of memes that he actually bothered saving becayse his life is that fucking meaningless?
Kys
>>695876867
>zapdos is still high on meth
Fucking kek'd.
Instinct. Everyone and their mother is either Mystic or Valor. With Instinct, there are more gyms that I can take.
>>695871957
That's right! :-D
>>695877745
Kool aid then
Trying to catch a weedle on my boxers
>>695878155
>he still keeps replying
(You)
>>695877954
>>695878190
But none you can hold. It's harder for you to hold 10 to get the maximum bonus.
>>695878241
>Weedle on my boxers
>>695877988
Been thinking about it honestly
>>695878311
>gif
Lmao what a dumb fucking faggot who's too lazy to fucking think for himself and instead relies on being a carbon copy so nobody mocks him for the tool he really is.
Kill
Your
Fucking
Self
Now
>>695877185
>>695873880
Late shift you fucking tard. I work from 3pm to 11pm. Do you expect me to just go to sleep after work? No, I fucking wake up for work like a normal person, then go to bed 6-7 hours after I get off.
>>695878535
>>>695878311 (You)
>>gif
>Lmao what a dumb fucking faggot who's too lazy to fucking think for himself and instead relies on being a carbon copy so nobody mocks him for the tool he really is.
>Kill
>Your
>Fucking
>Self
>Now
>>695872570
Underrated post
Hey guys, I started last night. Am I doing well?
Also, what team should I pick?
Instinct, because I simply liked Zapdos the most, and because I'm not a fucking Red vs. Blue pleb.
Instinct are the team who come to piss yellow all over your gyms so you don't get those goodies, and then leave to catch more pokes and let you have it back.
>>695878870
It's not bad for one night. Pick red.
>>695875577
Instinct.
It doesn't really matter.
>>695865533
>when you joined mystic because it sounded cool at the time but you realized its gay af
>>695878968
>>695868183
Mystic4lyfe, muh nigguh
>>695878583
Actually the regular hrs of work time is from 8am-4pm. I work at night as a nurse from 645pm-715am. Just saiyan. Point is unless all Instinct members are night workers, which they aren't, then why are they doing most take downs then. I can only speak for where I live, but I have heard from friends in Cali this is the same as here in Georgia
>>695878870
Nice finds, pick the same team your friends play, if you don't have any friends that play pokemon go then pick another color than the gyms, if you live in a small town, so you can take it from them, if you live in a busy city it doesn't matter what team you pick.
>>695878709
Haha he's so fucking embarrassed that he recoiled into submission and has to just repeat what I say in a pathetic attempt to slip through the cracks.
I'll see you post in a feel's thread later tonight, huh?
Chin up, champ. It'll help you aim better.
>>695871500
my nigga. my whole area is filled with valor but I chose instinct cuz dat Zapdos tho
>>695879217
These are the truths of Go
>>695879251
>>>695878709 (You)
>Haha he's so fucking embarrassed that he recoiled into submission and has to just repeat what I say in a pathetic attempt to slip through the cracks.
>I'll see you post in a feel's thread later tonight, huh?
>Chin up, champ. It'll help you aim better.
Ebin :^)
>>695865533
I just uninstalled the game for that, no lies
I miss my diglet...
>>695867724
How do I set a gif as a Android wallpaper?
>>695865533
none, i am not 3 anymore
>>695879119
You know not everybody has an office job, right? Retail, food service, factories, etc, all tend to run either 24/7 or run very late into the day. Did you forget about the people that serve you're bitch ass a shitty steak at Applebee's at 9pm? Or the guy behind the counter at the grocery store at 6? There are tons of places that don't stop until well after 4pm.
I want a 2000+ Jolteon so bad. Anybody else hear me? What 2000 poke are you specifically craving above all else?
>>695879075
>>695879741
Jolteon is actually the worst Pokemon in the game.
>>695879838
It's not, but its the worst Eeveelution.
Hint: I'm not a fuckin' idiot :)
>>695879741
I do like jolteon.
>>695879873
It's actually not that bad either. People think that just because it's on a tier list that it's not good
>>695879663
1st off I've nevery actually been to Applebee's, but have heard great things. My point still stands thst they are doing the most at night. They are most active at "night". Except for thst semi MLG pro team thst lives in my town somewhere
Kecleon is most OP Pokéminh. ItIt's Ditto but better.
Fie goose checking in
>>695880021
Word!
>>695880021
>>695879873
>>695879838
It's not the "worst" but it does have the worst status from the 3 Eeveelutions because of the type advantage.
>>695879075
>>695879384
>>695876979
>>695876864
>>695871093
Lots of shit talk for teams that can't seem to hold gyms.
>>695871500
Lost at rapidass
Current team is this. The only reason I choose mystic was to fucking leach off xp in the gyms near me that are usually controlled by lvl20+ mystic players
>>695879838
I won't disagree w/ you there. I have a 1100 Jolteon & even when I'm attacking a 1000 Pidgeot it takes a while. I just don't get it, but I want 1 because he is my fav eeveeloution 2nd is umbreon, 3rd vaporeon
>>695873559
same here I was thinking like that when I first choose instinct
now I am level 24 and all team instinct knows me in the city
>>695880255
Nope, each Pokemon has inherent "hidden" values.
Vaporeon is the best, followed by Flareon which is behind by about 40 total points (combined values for hidden defense and hidden attack stats) followed by Joleton behind by about 47 points from Flareon.
I've seen ~700 Vaporeons take down 800 - 1,000 Jolteons in gyms.
>Pic very related.
>>695880591
Forgot pic
>>695872830
>Valor
>Don't need to talk shit
literally the only thing Valor does
>>695880278
>in my small town my team is the best
You probably sleep in the same bed as your sister you inbred faggot
i chose Mystic because of all three colours i like blue the most
>>695880817
>Live less than an hour away from Dallas
>Small town
Stay mad. <3
>>695880594
a 600vape can rek a 1000jolt easily
>>695876374
so much this
>>695880959
Oh hell yes they can. My Mystic friend took me out w/ a 850 vaporeon on my 1100 jolteon
>>695865596
I used to have a Windows phone. Never again.
You're all niggers
>>695880925
>the only big city near you is an hour away
>thinking you aren't in a small town
>steers and queers
>>695880278
Why the fuck would you cross out all the street names in Richardson, Texas?
I prefer the Latin Kings
>>695882046
>Population is larger than 250,000 in just one district
>Surrounding districts all larger than 100,000 in population.
>small town
>actually bi
>Still mad
>>695875810
>>695876462
>>695882076
Here's your (you).
>>695883590
(you) meme is only used for shitposters you fucking newfag
>>695884310
by*
>>695884310
>Assuming that shitposting automatically makes you a newfag.
I don't play a game that got someone tazed
>>695885312
>thinks four and bye are the same thing
>>695886546
Your loss.
I play pokemon fire red and the only team is Rocket
You can't join team Rocket
