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Pick a super power. Next b anon picks your weakness.

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I'll start.

I can fly
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>>695840276
Whenever you see a bird you pass out
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i can turn invisible
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>>695840577
Post a super power

I can shoot fire from my mouth
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>>695840577
>Learn to fly with eyes closed / improve hearing
i'll take indestructibility for 500
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>>695840752
Only when trying to pick up women.

I can breath underwater
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>>695840889
You are allergic to water.

I can get invisible whenever I want to.
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>>695840889
Only while you really have to pee.
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>>695840778
Your skin is indestructible, but when you itch scratching doesn't help

I have lots of money to spend on cool gadgets (money is a superpower guise)
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>>695841003
Nothing on your person becomes invisible with you (no invisasuit) so you have to walk around nude

I can run fast like Sanic
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>>695841189
The local mafia will always try to kill you and get your moneys.

I can shoot lazorz from my eyes
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>>695841502
Nothing can block them. Not even you eyelids. They also fire uncontrollably when you cum.

I'm a giant scary robot.
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>>695841189
my power got fucked
>>695840754
only after youve been face-fucked for at least 1 minutes
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Superpower: America
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>>695841646
Your movements are determined by a Twitch chat stream.


I can shoot bullets from my anus.
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>>695842039
Weakness: hillbillies & hugboxes

Superpower: never uncomfortable
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>>695842383
Never satisfied.
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>>695842282
Well I'm fucked. That's like asking /b/tards to count to ten. Just end up stupidly imploding


Can only shoot while twisting your nipples and screaming "WOLLOLLOO" for each round

I can make people's teeth super white and shiny instantly.
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>>695842282
You also need to reload by putting bullets in your dickhole.

I can one punch kill everything like that anime faggot but using my penis.
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>>695843064
Your penis is 1 inch

I can see the future
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>>695843064
if you punch a guy you get aids

i have the power to turn a bowl fruit loops into half of a book (any book)
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>>695843064
Your penis blows up it touches, except you, no exceptions.

I can scare anyone really well.
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>>695843240
The book ends in the middle of the good part.


I can get dubs always.
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>>695842878
The teeth become hollow.


>>695843064
You have to cut off your penis for the power to work.
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>>695843358
If you het trips the universe explodes

I can stop time
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>>695843358
for every 3 dubs I get dubs

cannot get any superpower
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>>695843271
Well I will master my masturbation skills then.

If people get scared by you they instinctively try beating the shit out of you
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>>695843358
lol fuck
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>>695843271
But you are afraid of everything yourself.

I can teleport
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>>695843240
The milk doesn't transform and your half-blood end up wet.

I can summon wild animals to do my bidding.
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>>695843421
D:

Fuck you.
I'll make it reattachable by building in a zipper.
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I can walk through walls
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I can stop time
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>>695843531
You first have to fuck the wild animal for it to listen

I can control technology
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>>695841189
Your wife sells your toys since she thinks they're junk. She donates the money to feminist causes

I can self replicate
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>>695843230
You can only see the future for 2min 13sec per day. Afterwards you can only smell the future for 6hrs

I always win at gambling
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>>695840276
teleport and invisible in the dark
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>>695843428
>>695843670
While time is stopped, you do nothing but double-post.
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>>695843670
but the time stops you too

I can make everyone pissed at me
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Time Control
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>>695840276
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you guys are going to love this
what youre seeing now are singles
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>>695840276
I run as fast as the flash
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>>695843799
You cant stop pissing people off.

I am immortal
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>>695843670
Time only stops when you stand still.

Ability to reverse gravity
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this part takes a little bit of training but itsnt all that hard to attain

these are doubles
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>>695843445
Your superpower is now really good masturbation?

Your weakness is that you can only get off to weird shit that leaves you feelling like a sick sleaze afterwards.

I can make big cums.
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>>695843827
No weaknesses?
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>>695843898
but you turn into vegetable

can get dubs under any condition
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>>695843905
you can't turn it off

The ability to stick things to a particular space or force it to be motionless with respect to another object
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>>695843961
But not in any roll or dubs thread
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>>695843827
You have tastebuds in your ass.

Modify body to do anything that any lifeform on earth can do
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>>695843948
I win
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>>695843948
can controll only the clocks, and watches
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>>695843827
You cant chose what direction in time you jump, and youre coordinates at the time arebt based on earth

(Probably going to land in space)
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>>695843799
>>695843799
You make them get so pissed however that everyone within a 5 mile radius starts a lynch mob.

I can commit omnicide
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I can create gold just by touching objects
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>>695843525
If you teleport someplace with significant air pressure (or underwater or something), the sudden shift in internal vs external pressure will burst your eardrums and implode/explode your brain.

I can see into the infra-red
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i have laser bean eyes
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>>695844127
your have a full body rash all the time
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>>695843723
All your bets involve how much lint you can slurp out of an obese man's navel.
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>>695844127
You can't touch yourself then
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>>695844083
that just killed me anon :(
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>>695844127
You lose your hands after 30 minutes.

Super power > im a super sayian
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shapeshifting
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>>695843715
Only at the will of said tech.

With a snap of my finger, I can make my bed
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>>695844030
you can only think for 1 hour per day

to able to ban mods
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>>695841446
sega fuck up your marketing and ruin your franchise
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>>695843923
No man I still kill things by touching them with my dick, it's just that I can't kill myself while touching it.

Your big cums make your dick thick mushroom.
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>>695844156
you're prone to typos that become real
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>>695844211
super sayian is just hair coloring no buff
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>>695842039
>>695842039
hillary is in power
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>>695844211
>> im a super sayian
with an uncurable heart desise
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>>695843885
I win 25 posts without a weakness
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>>695844222
Doing so Makes your thumbs fall off

I can hold my pee for an extraordinary long time
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>>695844222
But you also break your finger in the process.
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>>695844214
only into inanimate objects for an unspecified amount of time
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Im Shrek
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>>695844222
>checked

>>695844265
You bastard
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>>695844228
Cannot ban admin

Turn into a robot
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>>695844222
You're globally humiliated for having the worst power
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>>695844214
once you change you can't change back in anything you've already transformed
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>>695843885
only if you fuck your mother
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>>695844364
eddie murphy leeches off you to keep his dying career going
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>>695844364
literally no weaknesses or downside to this
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>>695844305
top kek
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>>695844425
kek
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>>695844445
>>695844443
>unlucky
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>>695843885
you don't have legs
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>>695844444
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>>695844138
Only when your nose itches, stoping the nose itch removes the power
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>>695844378
can only transform after Nicolas Cage make successful movie

100% success rate to convert anyone to Islam
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>>695844378
Forever unable to pass reCaptcha checks
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>>695843885
zack snyder makes a movie about you where you're raped in prision
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Can turn Op from faggot to a good guy.
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I can shape-shift into anything
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>>695844571
Winrar
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>>695844542
your gay and they throw you off a building
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the ability to manipulate and absorb matter (similar to shapeshifting but with everything)
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I can change my genetics at will
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>>695844604
you're blind so you don't know what other things look like
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>>695843586
But you also fall through floors

>>695843715
But every minute you spend controlling each piece of technology is cut from your own lifespan.

>>695843722
Even though you think you are a cool dude you can't really stand yourself and your replicants hate you and each other. There will be no team-work or cooperation.

>>695843723
But people quickly notice and nobody will let you play anything.

>>695843745
Teleport: You have no way to prevent materializing partially in solid objects which will severely hurt you.
Invisible in the dark: Your eyes are invisible too, making you blind.

>>695843799
Everyone gets pissed at you. That one carries it's own weakness I guess?

I can shapeshift into the appearance of anything.
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>>695844682
whenever you change your genetics you develop cancer
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Sneezes cum cries towels


Long living juvenile dick
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>>695844631
only if you fuck your mother, then your ability last 12 hours
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>>695844631
doing so gives you chronic liquid shits
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>>695844631
But only in your right hands middle finger

Ability to fly
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>>695844682
explain further
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>>695844682
But you'll always be a nigger
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>>695843722
You mean my realdol... Anotomicly correct female... Training dummies?

Each clone wants to kill you.

My Pokemon are real.
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>>695844682
But only into those new unknown genders
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I can refill anything with its respective substance.
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>>695844682
tumblr hail you as a deity and burn you alive to release your spirit into the world
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>>695844728
Only when you have an erection

I have the ability to grant wishes
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>>695844604
everyone else can force you to shapeshift into anything as well

I have immunity cat
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I can learn anything I see/ hear instantly.
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>>695844712
>>can shapeshift into the appearance of anything.
*once and stay like that
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>>695844801
you can only activate your power if your natural height 6'4
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>>695844801
>I have the ability to grant wishes
But only to people who hate your guts

I can never age or die from any means
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>>695844831
i got nothing you're immune
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>>695844801
Everyone wishes you to fuck a dog
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>>695844769
Except you also fill your shoes with the substance and always have wet socks
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>>695844801
you can only grant wishes for people you dont know/have never met before
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>>695844801
you can't grant your wn wishes
i've been kind
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>>695844748
for example, I can switch my eye colour whenever I want, or just fuck my genes right up and turn myself into a watermellon or something.
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>>695844852
but forget anything else
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>>695844867
I can work with that!
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>>695844712
But you need to stick your dick in it before you shape shift into it
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>>695844880
you get cancer and lose all your limbs over the years making your existence a living hell for all eternity
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>>695844712
you are blind since you were born
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>>695844852
You only can learn feminist rants or nursery rhymes

Ascend into another level of conscience every time I masturbate
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>>695844682
At /b's will


I can travel into any anime.
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>>695844880
Youre a vegetable after your next birthday

I can suck a dick and not be gay
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>>695844852
you have short term memory loss so you only think you can but you're just a vegetable
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>>695843799
They usually end up pissing ON you.

I'm the nicest guy ever
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>>695845000
no one can see you and you cant interact with anything
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>>695844956
like shapeshifting to a broken laptop. ?
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>>695845003
you are a woman so are paid less
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everything i need at that moment is suddenly in my packet
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>>695844339
Literally no weakness
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>>695845077
pocket*
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>>695845000
Your dad continues to be dissapointed in you

I can control peoples minds
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>>695845021
But you still get cucked every night
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>>695845000
people still think you're a loser
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>>695845108
you can only pocket for 1 second

make this thread pruned
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>>695845123
you have brain decease
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>>695845077
what you need is accompanied by an explosive device killing you when you try to grab what you needed
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I can grow any part of my body
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>>695845077
Your pockets are sown shut so they're fake
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>>695844993
The other level of conscience is being awake, you're in a coma and only dream you're masturbating
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>>695845003
but everyone thinks you're gay

I can fuck your waifu
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Can kill 6billion jews under 1 sec.
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>>695843834
Fuck, my sides.

I didn't even notice that. I found it on Google this morning. That's almost Sonic level right there.

I can irrefutably prove to crazy feminists that they are wrong
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I have the power that gives me all the powers -_-
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>>695845077
are you batman?
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>>695845189
Necromorph
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Gravitational power
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>>695845189
You dont get to chose how much

I can make threads as good as this one
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>>695845207
they can't hear you
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>>695845189
you cant die making your existence hell
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>>695844880
You have to live the rest of your life with yourself.
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>>695845207
no weakness, you have won
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Can attract womens, and have sex with them, even is feminazi.
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>>695845189
But every time you do, your nipples and ass pubes grow uncontrollably
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>>695844880
But you can still get hurt, amputated or suffer from diseases.

>>695844831
It prevents your mother dying in her sleep by reflecting it to your father.
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>>695845334
you get aids and die
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>>695845199
Every 2 Jews you kill is a kick in the dick
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>>695845207
everyone else can too, and they don't care or listen

I have all the pokemon on pokemon go
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>>695845334
only women with sida and the others ignore you
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I can never die

honestly I don't think there's a single downside to that
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>>695845207
but liberals put you in the jail for raping them, you nazi scum kek.
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>>695845000
Steins gate, if you interact with someone who appears in the series your bones turn into sand
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>>695843885
Every second of super speed, your body generates 5 grams of diarrhea.

I can go back in time at will
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>>695845215
Powers include ability to remove all powers from you
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Anything I draw will come to life
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>>695845404
downside, you never die.
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>>695845404
but you're just an illusion

i can only sleep while my eyes closed
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>>695845404
you can never die but time slows down by a trillion percent for you, have fun being stuck inside your head forever
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>>695845334
>Can attract womens
you become so fat that you get your own gravitational field
>and have sex with them
you only get one super power m80
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>>695845462
You are sued by scribblenauts and drawn to life constantly

I can walk on water
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>>695845449
i said that gives me so if i don't want it don't have to "take it"
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>>695845068
Good idea anon, but I was thinking more like shapeshifting into a really handsome guy or something if I only get one shot.
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>>695845404
You fall in a deep hole where no one can hear you and you can't climb out
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>>695845404
Except you still age
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what have you drawn in the whole life?
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>>695845462
You can only draw Chris-chan
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>>695845462
you suck at drawing
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I have a lucid dream every time I go to sleep
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Everything I want to happen, happens
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I can teleport and stuff goes through my body... like.. If some1 shoots me the bullet just goes to the other side of my head without even touching me
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>>695845444
You can only go back to 0.1 second ago
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>>695845617
every time it happens you shorten your lifespan by 30 years
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>>695845601
No one believes you
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>>695840276
no seriously, what the fuck is OP's picture
and why is it so fucking autistic
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>>695845617
the Earth is doomed.
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>>695845601
But you can't get out
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>>695845633
cant touch anything
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>>695845659
What if I desire infinite life
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>>695845444
time never moves forward

I am Hitler
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>>695845617
You only want to fuck a dog
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>>695845712
I see no downside to this
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>>695845633
Everything also passes through your dick.
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>>695845732
Not even my dick? ;-;
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>>695845617
only in your toilets
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>>695845633
you can't eat because forks just go straight through your hand and you starve to death
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>>695845733
universe explodes
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>>695845444

check'd
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>>695845756
Thats known as a coma anon
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>>695845733
then you will suffer to the end of the world.
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>>695845751
You lost second wolrd war
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>>695844339
But longer than 20 minutes it starts coming out of your ass uncontrollably.
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My saliva gets women uncontrollably horny
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>>695845821
still infinite lucid dream, you become god until they pull the plug.
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>>695844127
You have no idea where in the universe this good is created, or how much. The object you touch is no more likely to become gold than some potato alien thing in another galaxy.

I can pick one thing a day to be cool, and everybody must agree.
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I can become God and have control of everything
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>>695845751
you're commie

I know every secret govt and people has
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>>695845881
women don't approach you
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>>695845751
Trapped in a time loop on
April 30, 1945

I can win EVO with Jiggilypuff
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>>695845881
You can't get an election and jizz from the sight on skin
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>>695845826
Dude , what I want , happens, I live in ecstasy
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>>695845897
You feeling alright man? Not happy sentences there
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>>695845907
Satan is your nemesis
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>>695845907
>no one believes in you and you cease to be

I can do everything with an insane amount of style and flourish
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>>695845897
That's a downside itself
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I'm God
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>>695845950
can only wish once,
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>>695845751
But anon... You were Hitler all along! Now shoot yourself!

>>695845770
He just has to get someone to place food on a table, then walk through the table until the food is exactly inside his stomach. Then play the waiting game while your stomach process the food.
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>>695846014
Atheists
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>>695846014
Hi God nice name
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>>695846014
God is gay.
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>>695846014
You can't change or interact with anything

I can survive falling from any height
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>>695845995
Only when my little pony merchandise is involved.

I can make America great again
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I can turn smaller than an atom
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>>695845995
But that only happens only once then u lose the power
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>>695845751
You don't know German, so you have to fake it.


I'm a master pokeball with a penis handle.
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GOD DAMMIT GET BACK ON TRACK.

If there's an anon with a superpower above me? it can only activate inside of childrens playgrounds.

I can grow as tall as I want to and never die.
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All women seek sex from my Greek level, conscius perfect body, in which I am btw
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>>695844211
You have down syndrome while using it. The longer you stay in that form, the longer you stay down.

I have a loyal army, 10000 strong, at my command.
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>>695846143
You can never reduce your size, and never die...
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>>695840276
the ability to generate person-sized wormholes at will
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>>695846108
The amount of seconds you fall is the amount of days you forget in your life
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>>695843428
You can't restart time because you're stopped too.

I can convince anyone to do anything.
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>>695846154
all traps
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>>695846143
you only have memory of 60kb

I can remember every single thing
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>>695846238
Theyre all vegetables

I can change the weather to whatever and whenever I want
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>>695843916
JUST
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>>695845931
Interesting actually! That's why Hitler shot himself. He can't stand reliving the same day over and over, so he just shoots himself as soon as possible each loop to get it over with.

The first couple of times the battle went on for much longer and he went out guns blazing. But after realizing he was caught in the loop, only suicide could bring a short relief.
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>>695846238
only works /b/ tards
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Your power is only active when you're spinning in circles inside of a bathtub

I can see through walls.
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I can become any anime character I want irl and actually ne able to use their powers along with their specialties (like if the character is immortal so am i)
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>>695846309
You can only remember everything once
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>>695846255
Gravity crushes you , you spasmicly create them when you use two vocals in one phrase
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>>695846255
wormhole sucks everything in, even you , and dissolves to atoms.
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>>695846255
the wormholes take you to a land of infinite dubs

i can check my own sweet dubs
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>>695846309
You can only remember them. You cannot think about them or correlate them.
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im omnipotent

no weakness mofos
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>>695846298
Traps are not women , you gay faggit
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>>695846325
But other people can also change you into what they want.

I can regenerate any part of myself.
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I can end this thread
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>>695846374
but are not immune to the x-rays your eyes generate
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Can timetravel, anytime i want
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>>695846296
But they will do it in the stupidest, slowest, most annoying way possible.
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>>695845865
>>695845915
>>695845931
>>695846048
>>695846118

When I gas your Jewish parents... you won't be able to give me bad superpowers

+1 Hitler
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>>695846473
Everytime you regenerate it comes out with another skin colour
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>>695846478
You only if you cum inside your grandpa
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Only if you slice a nickel sized piece out of your ballsack

I can go back in time.

Guys GUYS. just post what happens to the superpower above you, and your superpower, stop quoting people like you have a choice, you stupid motherfuckers.

also >>695846118
>>695846143
rekt.
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>>695846478
you will never be happy

I can become Jews
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>>695846378
What kind of weakmesses do I get /b/?
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>>695846453
you hate being omnipotent
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>>695846453
you are a snail
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>>695846582
the Hitler guy kills you
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i dont need a superpower
im already white
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>>695846478
you are an hero
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>>695846108
you still feel pain and still bleed just barely survive
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>>695846378
your forced to liive all the worst moments of the characters lives
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>>695846539
your parents are jews...
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>>695846590
You are two dimensional in a tridimensional universe, your weakness is being a weaboo
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>>695844542
They volunteer you to aloha snackbar

I have gained Controll over all top Hollywood execs
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>>695845931
ok hbox
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I can grow my dick to any size I want
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>>695846630
you're half chink

I will get 279th post
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>>695846630
In Harlem
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>>695846747
You lost your arms and are mute
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>>695846630

Weakness: you're also a pathetic faggot
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>>695846630
your wife is fucking a black dude on the side
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I enter valhalla
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>>695846582
every time you transform a hickup in spacetime will transport you to auschwitz, ca 1940s

i can manipulate gravity on a local scale
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>>695846759

Only on the back of your head
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>>695844127
You starve to death because you can't eat gold.
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>>695846806
You get poisoned by the food
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>>695846822
you can only manipulate gravity inside cartoons

I can make everyone in this thread happy
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I am happy.
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I can be invisible ( and can see with my invisible eyes)
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i can predict when dubs are attained, such as now
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I can enter anyone's mind by thinking of them
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Give me some super powers and weaknesses /b/
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>>695846822

Every time you do, you shit and piss uncontrollably
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Can transform the Imperial system to metric system
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>>695846911
Everyone still hates you
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>>695846911

By killing yourself
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>>695846806
the vikings there mistake your ass for this evening's banquet ham

i can focus, diffuse and amplify any form of lightwave
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>>695846921
easy, you get intense radation damage to your inner organs as light passes right threw them.
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>>695846806
they take turns fucking you in the butt and make you scrub toilets all day

I am a ninja
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>>695844801
Someone wished you into the size of an amoeba for the next 12 years
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>>695846913
Everyone you care about dies
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Can generate electricity from sun
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>>695846911
Every happy person requires a 270 decibel punch in your balls
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>>695846911
you become an hero

I can destroy Feminism
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>>695846945
You get the speed of the flash

You always have 2 crippled legs
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>>695847022
U get teleported back to hiroshima where the day americans drop bomb on em and An atomic bomb falls on you
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>>695847058
only if sun agree to sign a contract

I can become admin for 30 mins a day
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Sue you for rape
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>>695841446
If I could go invisible I'd rather be nude.
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>>695847091
Only by celibate
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Im super emma watson and my power is being badass
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>>695847058
the electricity conducts through your heart

i generate concussive blasts by snapping my fingers
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>>695847142
When you become admin your internet crashes
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But internet is shut down for 30 mins
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I ascend into a plane of pure happiness and sex
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>>695847058
You need to pay the electricity bill for the electricity you get from the sun
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>>695847199
you have to use 50 fingers to do that

to able to cook C4
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>>695847237
but your interested sexually in niggers with an underbite
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>>695847199
Each time you do your fingers disappear and never come back and you get affected by the blast
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>>695847199
fingers broke
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Anon above - while using your ability you are incapable of speech as you make a high pitched squealing noise... for reference REEEEEEEEEEEetc etc.

My ability - To be both invisible and silent while taking no physical form. For all intents and purposes becoming an ethereal being but on the same plain of existence.

Go handicap anon below! DO YOUR WORST!!!

Pic somewhat related
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I can control technology with my mind.
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>>695847199
Every time you snap you break one of your toes
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>>695847303
lel
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I can enter any fictional universe created by a human and meet everyone I want and take them with me if I want
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>>695847408
your mother eats your dick of your body before she shits it back into your mouth
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My super power is that nothing bad can ever happen to me.

come at me faggots.
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I live a happy comfortable life
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>>695847408
You accidently go to game of thrones and die
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>>695847364
Everything you change form you hear your parents talk about how you should've been aborted
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Immune every bullshit, propaganda,ads, disease and weakness
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>>695844880
You get to witness the slow, terrible heat death of the universe over the course of 10^100 years (trillion*trillion*trilion*trillion*trillion*trillion*trillion*trillion) years where you are the only object made of matter left
... The universe is expected to be only about 14 billion years old.
In all honesty I think this is a fucking terrifying power/curse

I can change one law a day. Permanently.
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>>695847464
but it fails in the poop dimension that has different rules and you drown in poop
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>>695847364
succeptible to solar winds

i can harden air into barriers
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>>695847464
nothing good happens either..
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>>695847527
You can only change the useless laws
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>>695847604
but the barriers hate you and left you

I can fix boats
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>>695847524
every time you jump in front of a moving train you die
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>>695847604
Only into the size of a Rubix cube
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I can create a paradox
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>>695847527
Everytime you change a law you break a bone, permanently
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>>695847524
stupidity becomes contagious to you

can survive vacuum
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>>695847512
Zael?!?
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>>695845534
People call you Christ and crucify you in hopes of salvation.
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>>695847464
Everyone around you gets very bad luck and suffers because of you.
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>>695845000
They storyline changes each time you go into a new anime so that an asteroid is spotted headed to the planet your on in 32 hrs time.
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my superpower is i can walk again :'(
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>>695847697
But once you do you turn into an ant tht gets smashed
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>>695847512
Zael?!?
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>>695847789
You get hit by a car and bot your legs get run over
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I can take ability's, skills, knowledge, and strength from someone, just like the space jam basketball, but only changing my aspect absorbing the good lookingness of someone
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>>695847733
>>695847801
What's a Zael
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>>695847789
but only if you get the vaccine and can't read minds and etc..
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>>695847789
But you lost your sense of sight
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>>695847625
But wouldn't having nothing good happen to me BE something bad happening to me, so it wouldn't work? lol try harder

>>695847595
That doesn't make any sense

>>695847762
Atleast I am happy. It also would not affect me in a negative way because im immune to that shit.
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>>695847892
Your superpower fails and you turn into smeagul from Lord of the rings
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>>695847892
you have to learn 10 extinct language first

I can read rock minds
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>>695847789
You can only be seen in a wheel chair and only walk when you're alone not being seen
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can buy anything without money.
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>>695848039
Police arrested you for stealing
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>>695847962
Only things that do not affect you happens, that means time stops and is impossible to restore
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>>695847962
exactly it doesnt make sense because its in the poop dimension that has different laws
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>>695848008
rocks mentally shout "cocks" cosntantly
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>>695848008
Only Dwayne Johnsons mind
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>>695848116
Kek
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>>695848008
Already at 8+1/5 languages
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But that plane always descends into two building and the resulting crash kills over 3 thousand new yorkers.
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>>695848074
>>buy
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I like everything that happens, every time I fart fruit marshmallow s start to rain
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i have slowly but surely regained some sense of normalcy after loosing my father to crippling alcoholism and resulting liver cirrhosis. my superpower is the ability to keep on living :'(
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Can fuck everything, without STD, and never get pragnent nobody if i dont want.
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>>695848305
but this is not the whining faggots thread.
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>>695848312
you have lost your dick in the war and can only fuck using your prolapsed anus
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>>695848312
your dick shrinks to a size only compatible with squirrels


i can make squirrels spontaneously grow tits
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Can manipulate the temperature in my 50 m area
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>>695848312
after you learn all code in this world

able to GET 2 times in a row
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>>695848497
but you are gay
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>>695848451
s/fur
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Get dubs trips quads, at will.
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>>695848116
going to the poop dimension would be a negative experience. therefore it cant happen

>>695848100
What? also if time would stop it would be something bad for me. and remember: nothing bad can happen to me.
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>>695848512
your nipples will permanently take the shape of your second get

can absorb and perfectly memorize any written information
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>>695848663
can do 911
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