YLYL
autists with weapons edition
>pack up
>go home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>695827672
Winrar
>>695827364
I had that same dragon shirt when I was 12.
Bump
>>695828051
love this one
>>695827364
the only person with a katana that I think is cool...is mitsurugi from Soul Calibur. And also the historical figure he's based off of.
>>695828478
why is there a melon on the nigs head?
>>695828613
why do you think?
>>695828777
nice trips
i dont know tell me..
>>695827481
the sad thing is, this guy actually lives in my town. You see him walk by the police station everyday with his sword.
>>695829001
because all black people NEED, not want, to eat watermelon. It sustains them as blood sustains a vampire, and just like vampires they are not human or perhaps they once were, but not anymore. Anyway they operate at night, also you don't invite them into your home, unlike vampires, they MUST break in to get in.
>>695829334
is he actually? Also why does he feel the need to walk past the police station with his sword? He sounds like a pretentious faggot.
>>695827481
pretty autistic but have to give him props for being smooth with the sheathing
>>695828298
aww... lucas! i miss this guy, he was pretty cool.
>>695829754
He's actually a pretty cool guy, doesn't fuck with anyone. Police just let him be. Aside from that shit on the rail, he's never messed with anyone, and I don't think anyone's messed with him.
>>695830015
I was thinking the same thing. I mean, it could have flown out of his hand, it could have gashed him open. Nope, he got it. but unfortunately he'll probably get shot since he'd bring the sword to a gunfight. I like swords, but I understand that a gun can kill someone from much farther away than that, and are better.
>>695830316
Yeah he's actually a pretty nice dude. When a fire burned down a town near us he helped with unloading rations and stuff for people who lost their houses.
>>695830316
I'm not saying he's not a cool guy, he can be cool, he just seems pretentious. I mean he just has a fascination with weapons. There's nothing wrong with that, tons of people across america who are, its just guns not swords.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCvOdWtUEM autist with sniper rifle shoots donald trump at rnc
>>695830686
he does look like a nice dude. He doesn't have the weird confrontational/super serious look a lot of dudes would have in such a situation.
>>695827771
Fuck off newfag
>>695829001
The watermark hurts me sexually
>>695830798
I've never personally met the guy, I have friends who have and the feel that came through was that he was just a chill dude.
Apparently, he literally has been studying the blade for about 10 years or so.
Though, he's lucky he got away with that whole rail incident. He very easily could have gained a few extra holes of those dude were carrying.
>>695831467
Its a weapon
>>695828051
I love how it says he mastered the blade while he isnt even able to hold it the correct way.God damnit!
heres some OC
original
>>695833486
Sensible chuckle.jpeg
>>695833370
Hi kitty
>>695832932
Jw?
>>695833555
Kid probably died in a muddy field somewhere with his legs blown off
>>695827672
The real weapon here is that dangerous edge
>>695830015
Nah. It's fantasy tier swordwork, only meant to impress normies.
>>695832950
Surely a blade master such as yourself knows exactly how to hold a blade properly. Got any pics to show us anon ?
shit ylyl thread
>>695833943
Of course, unlike masters of the blade such as yourself.
Fucking faggot.
>>695834242
but good cringe thread
>>695833486
It was a toy truck
>>695832994
I was completely fine until the
>GBP
>>695833219
This
>>695833370
>(You)
>>695833943
no heft to it at all then. A katana would be around 3 pounds or a little more right? Most of the weight being in the blade.
>>695827672
why is the edge dangerous, is he not hiding behind it properly?
>>695833887
don't get cut now. thems's some sharp edges.
>>695833030
absolute madman
>>695833388
why was I thinking the same thing?
>>695833555
WTF
>>695833030
I like the choice of going shirtless. Really brings it all together.
>>695834973
These poor bastards. I actually just feel bad for them that they can't get a grip on social realities.
>>695831756
well if he is then good for him, though i'm not sure how useful knowing kendo will be, or any other kind of japanese stuff. Escrima can be useful since it covers anything that can be used like an escrima stick.
>>695833370
can safety kitty turn this thread back into a ylyl again because all i'm seeing now is cringe.........
>>695835451
can it?
>>695834238
you grab it kinda like you grab your dick kinda like
>>695835451
Safety kitty can do anything if you believe enough
>>695835587
so not at all while a dildo's in my ass? Well that can't be right...
>>695835156
was legitimately like this once 9 years ago, average edgy kid that thought I was special and smarter even bought a katana online with fucking Christmas money, my dad had enough and threw away all my shit, was mad at him back then but in short time realized he saved my social life
>>695835637
ill pet you as a show of faith to safety cat
I'm training to become a dragon wizard, pic related. It's what I'll look like when I finally master being a dragon wizard.
>>695832958
I wanna know what Magic card that is really bad...
>>695835709
>not jerking off with a dildo in your ass
wow you're not even gay, you're just a fag
>>695835988
It's a shambling mound...no...that's d&d, sorry.
>>695833094
>My dick austismaturbate and I are one
>Trained in moms basment with blowup doll for over 39 years for this night
>kept body pure supping on tendies and dew for those same years
>save allowance for fees to pay Jamal to face his mightiest warrior
>two hours of battling the witchery of female undergarments
>Hooker named Ferrari winds up having a much larger weapon
>Behymin taken honor lost
>Commit sudoku by devouring frisbee
>>695836052
i'm attaining hands free orgasms, so I don't need to jerk off with a dildo in my ass.
>>695833370
>>695832958
this made me want to try to kill myself again
>>695836220
well that's fantastic. Pitch it to hollywood, they'll make a trilogy out of it.
>>695833370
Fuck off
>>695829334
ask him to teach you the way of the samurai
>>695828196
>9GAG watermark
Is this an accurate depiction of jews? I feel its an accurate depiction of jews.
>>695833370
don't explode on me now, cat
>>695833370
thanks safety kitty
>>695833094
>that image
this plays in my head every time I see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pz2p0KVnJs
the story of Bombadil is a short and terse one folks.
>>695833907
Only thing cringy here is the fact that you find it necessary to reply to so many posts.
>>695836338
This is why I shouldn't shitpost on my patrols
>>695833555
I want to see some pony abuse now
>>695836658
Oh there it is.
>>695836726
who is tom bombadil
>>695836855
He is from Lord of The Rings. The description honestly isn't too far off about how I feel about him. If only he gave a fuck.
>>695834973
what that thing on his belly? Is he suffering some kind of disease?
>>695836760
what is?
>>695833688
tactical fedora
>>695837008
Probably insulin pump for diabetes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNB8JHxwWRY
>>695836959
More specifically he's the guy they meet not long after going to the...the Willow? I think that's the name of the big sentient tree that nearly fucks them all up at the start of the first book.
>>695837386
oh, the misspelling. I mean its fine, I got where you were coming from.
>>695833370
Thanks Safety Kitty
>>695837284
He looks like he's having more fun with it than he should be.
>>695833030
I wonna fuck her
>>695833370
SFfgdf
>>695837785
I can't remember the sauce of it, but the performance goes on for way to long and he definitely is way too into it
>>695831165
>filename
>>695838348
https://youtu.be/FbuluDBHpfQ
>>695827364
He could slice you with this sword. dont laugh about him.
>>695827481
tales a lotta practice to be able to sheathe a sword without even looking tbh
pretty autistic to just carry one around but other than that props to actually practicing with one instead of buying a shitty chinatown katana just to have one
>>695827672
i am to autistic to get what's autistic about this.
Would anyone explain pleas? Or should i just kill myself already?
>>695828051
thats some quality crinch material
>>695828447
lost. would've been better if he were in a wheelchair though. like a black professor x.
>>695833370
Olly olly oxen free
>>695831165
how much heroin did she do to not scream in pain?
>>695833370
fuck you
>>695832994
>>695833030
not about these specific persons, but sometimes i get the feeling that hydrogen bombs are actually good for something
>>695827481
You know what?
No.
If this fucker can actually use that thing effectively then he is cooler than most of you fucks here.
May not pull pussy but he has a neat talent at least.
>implying you dont secretly wishbyou had sick swordsman skills
>implying you wouldent haul a sword around if you did.
>>695833219
BRAVEHEART. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>695834973
lose every fucking time ahaahahadthshtdsheaa
>>695828478
>Nigger is the tallest
>Arrow projectory will pierce the Nog's throat
>Soft trolling
>>695833370
ty based kitten
>>695838677
Le edgy man is implying that service members are as a whole autistic.
And in fact they are.
>US muhreen here
>>695833370
Sure
>>695833370
But what if I don't respond?
>>695833030
Sanji?
>>695833447
>_hustle.hard_
>>695838413
I really like this picture
>>695839323
>This
Everyone knows most cav scouts are
>>695833062
He is bad at math.
>>695833370
You're retarded
>>695833370
thank you safety kitty
>>695833555
that kids cute af. would stick wing wang in pooper.
Autist with .30 cal ghost gun that fire 30 clips a second
>>695828478
>watermelon on the black kids head
>also he's way too tall, the arrow would just perforate his throat/head
>>695841100
Thats the joke. Arrow Dude is going to kill the nigger.
>>695833603
Does he browse /b/ I remember when he was relevant like 1 or 2 years ago
>>695829162
Actually pretty ingenious
>although I silently lost at the comment below
>>695836849
this of all things, made me laugh
>>695839213
I'm with you, anon. If he can actually use that shit then he's almost only half as bad as those pricks who carry around guns.
>>695833062
>katana + sword
>>695836658
Calm down edge lord
>>695837330
>dog
>a fucking wallaby
>>695841768
jesus. Did someone fuck the new mirrors edge game to make this?
>>695833370
what is the point if i have to write shit anyways?
>>695834973
Literally playing morrowins right now. Better than oblivion
>>695842016
Mirror's Edge: The Angsty Years
(now with 20% more edge)
>>695841383
>swords
>not trained in art of spoon
http://gruntstuff.com/ranger-gets-confirmed-kill-with-mre-spoon/
>>695833555
nice trips but damn that is some quality cancer
>>695834973
kek'd
>>695827481
>>695839213
>be me
>take part in a clash of peers in subway
>some weeb with a sword threatens to turn a petty skirmish into a full blown slaughter
>>695836247
dylsexia is not a negitave, it is a positive. It maens that we are smarter than you fuckheads and we had to be nerfed.
Hot OC, never-before-seen autist.
>>695833688
Obviously he didn't put these captions on there himself.
>>695827481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRMNwq3ehFc
>>695842648
>>695841439
it says +sword skillz
>>695833094
wtf is attached to his stomach? Looks like some kind of medical tube
>>695842648
W..what's that white spot on his mirror?
>>695842975
Diabeetus pump
>>695842983
its toothpaste I swear
>>695827672
Kek nice way to get the muricans mad
>>695833370
hi kitty
>>695833370
Hey kitty cat :3
>>695833370
fucking finally
>>695842648
Jesus that autistic fuck
>>695833370
thanks cat
>>695827481
tbh that sheath was slick
>>695833370
ty safety kitty
>autists with weapons
>>695833030
I wonder if he knows the naginata is considered a woman's weapon?
>>695838615
Hear that, guys? Lots of skill.
>>695833370
Thanks kitty
>>695829334
Phoenix?
>>695833094
That name for his sword makes no sense; the morphemes just don't flow... The best I can possibly do with that mess is é”辛眼 "Eye of demonic suffering". I should charge the fag money for that one.
>>695836795
Haven't seen fluffy threads yet summerfag?
>>695838413
toplmao
>>695827364
I seen a 'Cloud sword' on eBay a while back - 17lbs of sheet steel somehow affixed onto a handle.
>>695828051
Barbarians? What fucking barbarians? Also, ever hear of a gun dumbshit?
>>695832994
Good boy points?
>>695833380
What fucking demons?
>>695833388
The plugs are a bigger cringe than the stupid sword
>>695842634
>maens
>>695844944
Semen demons
>>695833370
Finally
>>695828447
Moar ?
>>695833555
Dropping a classic
>>695828781
Oh god, too much blood...
>>695827672
Why do they cover their face with bandanas? There is no sandstorm going on.
Yes i know the soldiers in COD look like that, But you look like an asshat.
>>695833370
Kitty kitty
>>695845568
It's almost as if you studied the area extensively enough to safety decide that bandadas are not necesary.
>>695844661
prolly made by those man at arms guys or what they're called. usually do movie props n shit for medieval settings but they got this youtube series going where they do requests from their viewers.
always wondered what they do with the finished pieces
>>695827672
The cringe looking at how shit he has maintained his weapon.
>>695845350
>JFK getting hit in the face with a pie by braeburn
to be honest, that would be a little funny
>>695829162
Best part is, the guy who made it is the step dad.
Literally "my wifes son"
>>695845691
I've seen their videos (Men at Arms), and they really know what they are doing.
I enjoyed seeing them forge a Kill La Kill tribute scissor blade entirely from old pairs of scissors - but the 'Cloud Sword' was just mass-produced eBay faggotry.
>>695834503
Shit nigga, I need sauce on that shit
>>695833370
it hurts when I pee
>>695839274
>>695841100
Well, he did say he's inventing a new fruit snack.
Nigger's a faggot.
>>695845963
American psycho
>>695833219
There can be only one... Because this dude ate the rest.
>>695842113
M'ah nigga, MorroWind is really better than Skyrim..
>>695833062
the fucking keys, lol
>>695836726
So true...
>>695837393
Yep, right !
>>695833603
>as real as the virginity you can't lose
Fuck...lost.
>>695833370
Reply
>>695833486
RIP hambre
>>695841383
RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA !!!
>>695842648
Wtf is on the mirror?
>>695827771
lost it
>>695846866
Viper semen
>>695831165
a hevy duty power drill....
>>695827481
Kek, that's where I live, in Phoenix. Surprisingly though, not a lot of autists here.
>>695846211
I mean the porn, that girl going to suck a cock and I want to see !
>>695833370
Grant me safe passage great kitty
>>695846800
Swag bitch...
>>695832932
The "tattoos" look like they were drawn on with a biro.
>>695845568
The sand in those countries is actually sharp, just a pickup of wind could make your nose bleed
>>695832958
Fuck, I kind of wish I had that map
r8 my gun
>>695847305
American soldiers are so soft and fragile.
>>695847105
http://xxxbunker.com/5380633
People from /k/ are about to shit all over me
>>695845568
Sandcough also it fucking stinks
>>695842648
What is it with autists and swords?
>>695836726
according to Tolkien he's incapable of giving a fuck about the ring, he would most likely lose it if he were to have it
>>695847622
You sure ?
>>695843838
found the autist
>>695847960
I'd ask /R/
>>695827481
Fucking Vergil from Devil May Cry
>>695842648
It's Todd from Code Monkeys!
>>695846211
>>695847622
Double dubs would never lie
>>695833370
hhh
>>695833370
ty kitty
>>695833388
>>695833447
lol, holding both of them wrong
>>695843838
it's not
it's really not
>>695845027
kek!
>>695846285
Agreed. Morrowind is best.
>>695844661
I saw an aluminum that was lighter, I think 10.5 lbs. Still impractical as hell unless you're in the watermelom/pumpkin chopping business for composting.
Seriously you could cut like 6 watermelons at once.
>>695832958
> but alas, I'm just not a very social creature
you don't fucking say
>>695833370
hello
>>695828447
fucking space nigger
>>695828298
This is what you expect to encounter in a tiny crap town just outside of a dungeon in a dungeon crawler.
>>695835988
It's Virginity
>>695842648
I posted this on ifunny like 45 minutes ago.
>>695833907
What would you expect, for it not to be cringe ?
>>695828298
That's a bastard sword not a dagger.
>>695827364
>every EDC thread on /b/
>>695845027
Burn
>>695840382
Ah yes, the "good guy with a gun".
>>695833094
that anime shit fucked him up for life
>>695832958
He is too autistic even for mtg, holy shit.
>>695828611
underrated
>>695844944
I think he means Trump.
>>695833126
The irony here is that a sword style that used 4 swords would literally be called "shitoryu".
>>695833268
he looks like a down syndrome harry potter
>>695833219
I bet he fucks that dog plushie
>>695827672
why does the scope have a drain grate lens?
>>695832994
>Should have used them GBP on tendies
>>695844798
this, I smell some god tier cringe here
>>695850898
It's a killflash, harder for enemies to see reflections of lens
>>695840990
>pro90
>>695833370
Pls no
>>695842648
>Ownage Pranks Shirt
>>695833370
god bless safety kitty!!
>>695838012
On the off chance this isn't a joke:
It's a male.
>>695846285
Balmora
