ITT: we judge each other based solely on hands
do your worst faggots
>>695812929
Your knuckle is dirty.
>>695812929
Ooph...
fat dirty fuck
>>695812929
PUT DOWN THE FORK YOU DISGUSTING FAT FUCK
>>695812929
Fat neckbeard. Probably a mouth-breather, as well...
>>695812929
Inb4
>shitskin
>long fingers
>>695813835
Human skin stretched over an alien frame
>>695814036
Hello there mister skeletal
>>695814333
oh no youve caught me in my ruse
>checked
I need to cut my nails
>>695813835
type of guy you wouldn't expect to lose virginity but lost it before u
>>695812929
>dem food crumbs all over the floor
>dat milk jug laying there
>Dem dirty ass nails and fucking fat ass toes
Oil change guy. Or some fuckstick or helps his "uncle" nigger rig other peoples shit together.
>>695814590
12-16 years old
>>695812929
Diabetic chain-smoker.
>>695812929
not OPs hand
>>695813835
4/10 you fucking praying mantis
>>695814036
6/10 thumb too long. not bad otherwise
>>695814579
5/10 with long nails. potential 7/10
>>695814590
5/10 too much moisturizer
>>695815109
Knew someone would say that
>>695813956
Here's the palm
>>695812929
When was the last time you bathed you unhygienic fat fuck?
H A N D
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this repost again?
>>695815315
40 y/o woman trying to feel young again.
>>695814590
I bet that soft skin would give a great handjob
>>695815522
obviously part kobold with hat green skin
>>695815201
>>695815315
Nerdy crackhead
F e m a l e h a n d
>>695812929
Toyota sedan huh? Pumpin
>>695812929
nice trotter
>>695815833
you know the rules
>>695815833
T r a p h a n d
shit on be bois.
>>695816039
>>695816057
Yea cock or GTFO!
>>695816023
Fap 32 times a day
>>695816064
>when your credit score starts to go up
>>695816064
You should go steal something, it's been too long.
>>695816267
the white-er I become the higher my net worth.
>>695816207
Nope... I tried fisting your mom.
>>695816473
mumba how did you get on the internet
I also need to cut my nails
>>695812929
Dude, see a doctor.
>>695815248
I have big hands for my age. Not so good for fapping though.
![20160722_020251[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tGIc7D1.jpg "20160722_020251[1].jpg")
take a guess
:^)
![20160722_020206[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ivOabRx.jpg "20160722_020206[1].jpg")
r8 my hand faggots
>>695817055
farmer?
>>695816473
fuck alien looking freaky ass motherfucking lanky ass fucking weird shit.
>>695817431
close..construction
>>695817209
You seem like you'd have a 5 and a half inch cock
>>695815315
trap
>>695817055
Rolph son of the sheperd
>>695812929
>based solely on hands
degenerate doesn't even wear shoes
>>695815989
Wow how's life been since the Daft Hands video
>>695816879
Dad/10
>>695816473
Fake and gay
Rate me
>>695817616
my Friend i apologies. i work at factory by mumbai and basin for cleaning hands is not so clean water
>>695818011
You have pretty boy hands.
Look like you get them manicured and have never done manual labor
>>695816473
Ayy lmao
>>695818084
mumba get off the internet or ill only pay you one slice of bread a day
>>695812929
Dirty ass fingernails
sackofdicks?
>>695812929
Pls ignore broom and dirty floor, only hand pls
>>695818011
>fake
That it's the person who posted or that triphelangeal thumbs exist
>>695815744
cut and clean your nails for fucks sake.
>>695818209
I'm a law student, you're 100% right. Just glad they don't look as bizarre and misshapen as I thought for a handlet
>>695817572
You look like a failed normalfag with potential
>>695815833
Nice hand actually. Wouldn't mind seeing more of you
>>695817746
You're an inch under
>>695818543
Nope, not bizarre at all
be gentle please
Hell Yeah Boiiii
Does everyone have scars in their hands?
Mine are always scratch or cut or bruised
>>695819064
How'd you smash your thumb?
>>695815979
Are your fingers clubbing? That's a bad sign, bro.
>>695815201
>Anon's solemn decree
Pic related.
>>695817222
check'd
>>695817006
you stay on the other side of the wall / 10
>>695819064
I have one on my index finger's base knuckle and on the joint of the wrist.
>>695818084
Nigga wtf. How do you fap. I imagine it's hard to grip things.
>>695816449
punching anything is fucking stupid. You deserved this.
If anything goes south and you have to hit something, Use the palm of your hand on a door or drywall. It feels great if it breaks, and it doesn't hurt you.
>>695819234
Hit me self with the door
The other hand
>>695819064
Works blue collar job/10
>>695818505
kek/10
>>695816879
Marriage makes you bite your nails/10
>>695818543
>You look like a failed normalfag
very accurate
>>695813956
>>695815248
>>695815989
some sorta faggot I bet
Also >for my age
MOOOOOODS
>>695814036
that weird shitskin kid who sucks at every sport and wears polos
>>695814579
>that kid with the ugly bent fingers and long nails
>>695814590
never done an ounce of labor in his underageb& life
>>695815287
how much you lift?
>>695815315
>>695815833
feminist with sever daddy issues
>>695815744
fatty
>>695815979
decent
>>695813479
>fork
>>695812929
Best nigger hands you've ever seen in your life
>>695816023
Thats a bad sunburn there buddy. Maybe get that checked out.
>>695819410
I'm asian tho
Pls bully gently
>>695819817
Readytosteal/10
>inb4... possibly after NIGGER
>>695819587
Yeah, I'm an immigrant/dishwasher/mechanic
Also dirty sheets
![20160722_082417[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EiblIrY.jpg "20160722_082417[1].jpg")
>>695812929
>>695819994
N I G G E R
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>>695819943
Eagertosteal/10 these hands have a mind of their own
With my thin ass nails
Move outta the way peasants, god tier hands coming through
>>695820246
Cringe worthy
>>695820246
ginger tits or gtfo
>>695820190
Wtf is that on your index finger
>>695820246
>>695815943
No one gives a fuck about you tits or GTFO
>>695819629
were you too lazy to just take a picture of your fucking hand?
>>695820209
WELL GOD DAMMIT.
>>695816449
Something about people who punch shit, ALWAYS end up fucking their hands up- is why I don't punch anything but other people.
>inb4 black joke about stealing.
So what does my hand say?
>>695820246
Repost-attention seeking/10
>>695820246
damn they look creepy / cool
>>695820035
I don't know why people don't like immigrants. Willing to start from the bottom with nothing but the promise of working your way up. Respectable.
Plus
>I don't want those fucking jobs, you can have them
>>695820319
Faggot tier hands
>>695815833
Rawr xd
>>695820364
How the hell did you know im a redhead...
>>695820559
Your hand is pale as snow and it has freckles. Show them tits or gtfo.
>>695820498
>>695820381
keloid scar attached to the tendon. There's no real flesh there.
Do your worst im ready to kek
>>695812929
Fucking ew
You're gross op.
Here is my left hand and my kitteh.
>>695820915
waste of space
>>695820915
Probably a guy or a girl that plays steam and masterbates
>>695812929
>rediATM
Hello fello ausfag
>>695812929
>>695821140
your thumb has down syndrome, also tits or gtfo
>>695821155
bingo
nice dubs
>>695820501
>jel of my perfect hands
>>695820780
You don't have a job and you don't clip your fingernails anywhere near often enough
3/10
>>695820849
You pick your scabs
4/10
>>695820915
Need to clean and clip those fingernails, son.
5/10
>>695820171
your hand is completely unremarkable in every sense of the word
This is what happens when one is learning to fap
>>695821508
don't even want to see your tits/10
rate me fgts
>>695821235
Yes, it's my nub thumb. My other one is normal.
And no, go fuck yourself.
>>695821508
Trap/10
>>695821508
You like to wear women's clothing.
>>695821446
Don't pick them, came off in water whilst wearing gloves.
>>695814333
kek
This is my guitar hand. Take notes.
>>695812929
Entirely too fucking fat.
>>1
>>695821508
Don't listen to anon I definitely want to see your tits/10
You could choose a better nail color tho. Or better yet, not paint them at all.
>>695821585
Sexually attracted to hammers/10
>>695821644
Been waiting for it to be posted/10
>>695820780
Never worked a single minute in your life/10
>>695821965
sunlight, take notes
>>695819548
you'll also look like an autist in a fight for trying to be like Bruce Lee
>>695821965
>guitar hand
>take notes
Get it? Like musical notes? I got it, anon.
>>695821685
Show feet then
>>695813835
fetishfag here. these hands are the ones i want around my neck
>>695822177
Underage/10
>>695818505
aesthetic as fuck if thats you m8, your right foot looks weird though, is it swollen or something?
>>695822150
It's the flash bro, plus I'm too busy anyway playing guitar.
Rate pls
>>695815833
Does LSD/10
>>695822184
hehe.
>>695822278
Is 18 underaged now?
>>695822416
yes.
>>695822394
virgin, dad is out of the picture
>>695816586
Mechanic ?
>>695822177
>checked
>>695821235
>your thumb has down syndrome
kek
The thing on my knuckle isn't a mole, just a wound
>>695818084
>>695821623
That's okay, i don't have
>>695812929
Damn OP that looks just like my hands after I went into my beehives without gloves the other day
>>695817006
Whats that watch brand actually lmao
>>695822195
No
>>695822740
my penis resembles my fingers/10
>>695819249
hitchhikers thumb/10
The stuff on my knuckles are scars
>>695823141
You take too many creepshots
>>695822394
noice
>>695823141
MOLE
>>695818505
Uncut/10
No thanks. Shits gross
stubby fingies
>>695822312
I realized too late I took a pic of my feet too. Sorry for providing so much distraction, just wanted hand rating.
My foot is pretty normal in shape. Might've taken an odd angle or sunk into the carpet a bit too deep or something.
On the real, my feet are my shame. Came back to live with my mom for a bit with the transition of graduating uni and got attacked by fleas in her house. I took care of it, but they left their wounds. I end up scratching the bites in my sleep, so they've formed scabs instead of just going away. Still healing up.
Thank god this is just a hand rate thread.
>>695819994
N I G G E R
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>>695814333
Kek. Thank you, I needed that.
Lel this is my hand xD
>>695823298
do want around cock
>>695823183
I don't take any, but what i do for a living is related to that in a manner of sorts.
>>695823264
THE JIG IS UP.
>>695817764
It isn't. Science says that only men have their ring finger longer than the index.
>>695823406
Vitaligo/10
>>695820455
You need more sweatbands.
>>695823270
Pls this is a hand rate thread, leave penis out of it.
But if my penis were a part of it I'd say fuck you, Jew. Not falling for it
Im a fat pcmr eat my sweaty asshole you cucks.
>>695823475
:^) would give handjob
>>695823540
This is 1000% wrong and you're a fucking idiot.
Well memed
Judge me
>>695821446
Holy shit howd u know i dont work lmfao!!!!!!!!!!
>>695816628
Fucking kek
>>695823757
choke me daddy
>>695823540
Science says this is the overwhelming majority trend, but not true for all cases, shaka brah
>>695823661
Not a Jew just not a dirty nig.
>>695823762
sallad niggers/10
>>695812929
>>695812929
you are foul
>>695823749
O
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>>695823890
what nail polish do you use?
hands are boring
>>695823774
You also don't have a girlfriend, or if you do she's not your dream girl, just someone you hooked up with so you wouldn't be lonely.
Your hand gives everything away, anon. The power of the hand rate thread.
>>695824040
i want to vomit now
>>695815833
too many fucking bracelets/10
>>695823575
Not quite, eczema scarring.
>>695823925
Non filthy version
>>695824040
No don't
>>695823959
Wet 'n Wild.
2$ drug store shit because I suck at painting my nails anyway. My hands are too shaky.
Rate plz
>>695822157
if you're fighting your wall you already look like an autist
>>695815833
Fits or get the tuck out
>>695816023
Krocodil/10
>>695823902
>clearly a white cock
>nig
How dare you, fucko? Have fun with your zero-sensation, can't-fap-without-lube, dehydrated, open-to-the-elements, unnatural, mutilated prong of a dick, Jew. You can't trick me.
>>695823906
Im white tho
>>695815833
MODS
r8 me, /b/
>>695816586
Should do heroin
>>695824482
Talented, well kept hand, anon. Keep up the good work.
>>695824709
Thanks anon
>>695823890
Take the Christmas decorations off, for God's sake
>>695824687
Dry/10
Also i have that same keyboard and when they shipped it, it smelt like cherries..not sure if it was cause the name or..
>>695812929
>posts pic of hand in front of keyboard
>hoping people will be impressed by keyboard
>yep, that's what this thread is turning out to be
>>695824493
Kek, am femanon. Cut dick is better. I won't go near uncut shit. So unappealing.
>>695812929
They do their job
I have bullshit hands
>>695824942
Masturbating, shitposting, and eating tendies?
>>695824984
that's very accurate lol
>>695824779
But.. but they frame my faggoty posters, anon :(
>>695823757
Same sheets/10
>>695825163
At Least you are not fat, and practice some kind of physical activity
>>695825102
>>695825307
Pls marry me
>>695824950
The other one, for continuity
>>695824793
Dude... mine too, I wiped it down to get rid of the smell
>>695824895
>femanon
Tits or gtfo.
Also, you are brainwashed by Jews, then. A healthy uncut dick is the best fuck you will ever have. The extra sensation the man has will give him the extra motivation to keep thrusting with both power and speed. The extra lubrication provides a sleek lack of friction.
Face it, all the dicks you've come into contact with are basically markers after someone lost the cap.
>>695825307
They would look better without it tho. Also, decent taste in music.
>>695825497
Maybe I'll marry you if Jamie and Damon stop being such cockteases and put out a new fucking album already.
>>695817055
You masturbate too much sir
>>695812929
Guess occupation for dik pixx xoxox
>>695812929
I bet your hands grab more twinkies the boobs
>>695824687
>>695816473
normal hands, other than nigger 7/10
>>695825916
Engineer?
>>695824646
Chubby fuck with shit watch
>>695825821
:( Okay
>>695825916
>send pics to 0413609628 wheels
what did he mean by this?
>>695826096
Ho ho pretty bloody close
>>695826023
This is hand thread, not a mouse thread, nigger
>>695826129
He means to send pictures of dicks to that number clearly
>>695826157
CAD drafter at a design firm.
>>695825916
CNC programmer?
>>695815833
edge/10
>>695826268
>wheels
>>695826172
Don't be jelly
>>695826344
Steve Urkel
>>695824417
Living at home with mom
>>695824364
Hispanic, needs to clip nails
>>695824355
Neutrotically bites or clips fingernails, but has dry af skin. Peels skin back just for the pleasure of it sometimes.
OP is blob/10
>>695814036
>inb4s because he knows both of those things to be true
you're a shitskin with alium fingers deall with it
>>695827006
wh......why are your fingers so short
>>695826302
>>695826304
Yeah that guy who said close wasn't me. But I can tell you that note I really shouldn't have left in the pic has to do with my occupation
>>695826830
My other one. Guess occupation
All these anons posting hands, do few people rating. Still nearing bump limit.
Decent thread, OP.
>>695826433
Kidding m8 he probably means to send him pics of wheels. Cheese wheels, alloy wheels, sun wheels.. Anybody's guess
>>695827285
18 wheeler salesman
>>695827301
Dragon tamer
>>695826830
Try hard/10 scrape your knuckles falling down I take it
>>695813835
>>695827716
close but no cigar
>>695827716
Fucking kek to 18 wheeler salesman
>>695819249
Baby pinkie
>>695827730
not at all actually
>>695827282
theyre short bc everything else is long
Bump limit reached, RIP thread. Someone start a new one
>>695827904
Pulling an air filter or a turbo actuator out from under a bonnet?
>>695827725
bonus fist
>>695826830
bulimia/10
>>695828040
holy shit you are hot. im a mechanic.
Hand
>>695828096
Fucking kek at your tiny weak wrists and your mit sized hands
>>695815833
jailb8/10 or le edgy trap
take the fucking bracelets off
not a bad hand tho
>>695828096
Are you Str8 m8?
>>695816064
>when you havent stolen a bike in weeks
>>695828175
Yeah Ive done the same thing multiple times on my cars haha
>>695828096
works a shItty office job and spends every night browsing soc
>>695828409
Str8 out of wrists
