YLYL only shit you've lost to
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL only shit you've lost to
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
good thread
>>695811234
Haha thanka lori!
>>695811373
np steve
>>695811347
At least it was
How many facts you got left nigga?
>>695812078
i'm out of facts but i've got some knee-slapping jokes for you
>>695812188
Threads dead bc of you i thought i was dumping sum good shit but whatever post away banana man
>>695812337
your reposts are even more stale than my bananas
>>695812424
Proly
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>>695811276
Samefag 12 yr old dipshit
>>695812424
Fun fact: the older a banana is the more delicious it gets!
>>695812839
Op here I agree
>>695812839
great job detective autism, have a banana
>>695812424
As much as I hate you and want you to die of AIDS, you're actually right.
>>695813354
Thanks, Lori
COME ONE
COME ALL
GET YOUR SHITPOSTING LICENSE
why are there so many apples taking off their peels
>>695813465
stop fucking posting this you turbo kike
>>695813465
oh lawd I needs me one
>>695813422
touché
>>695812498
Crying over this....... thank you anon, thank you.
>>695813523
It's a phenomenal group. You should check it out. We have coffee.
>>695813933
you're a worthless piece of trash and i wouldn't even waste my effort pissing on you
>>695813859
Welcome
>>695814051
Please give me just a little piss
>>695810938
hey I have that shirt lol
>>695814177
I'm done fam, lost
>>695814177
hahah,great pic
>>695812498
>loudest silence
im rolling to fap
Go bananas
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>695810904
I thought this was ylyl not a cringe thread
Dear fourchan,
It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my facebook and youtube channel with references to a banana image that I posted to my wall some time back.
I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made. My youtube channel is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing gold as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.
If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet chat room.
Sincerely,
John J. Callanan
>>695815391
Sorry, Lori.
>>695811014
damn it
Literally the worst ylyl ever. None of this is funny. I hope you lot are trolling otherwise /b/ really has gone to shit.
Bunch of fucking children.
>>695810652
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>695813575
>tumblr
ok
>>695813465
This group is family to me
>>695815712
Beats /b/ YLYL anyday. What's your name on facebook faggot?
>>695810818
I lost this early...
>>695813368
I chuckled
why do I drink coke when I really thirst for cock
better than tinder, plenty of horny muslim sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
>>695816204
Lost
potassi 'em
>>695814173
My God. Is this real?
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this thread is fucking cancer on top of cancer
Hold on for a second. I think we all need to just take a breather and think for a while. We need to realize that the same people come into these threads every single day just to post the same exact rotation of banana pics. This has been going on for over a year now. I mean at first it was pretty funny for ironic reasons, but now? Posting this crap for over a year over and over? I mean holy crap some of you need to get a life. It's not even entertaining anymore. It's just sad. You've literally loaded a folder on your computer with hundreds of these same images that you rotate on throughput the day. There's a point where funny just stops being funny and becomes retarded. I don't mind the thread spam, but come up with something different, even if it means bringing back something old. I mean holy shit man, you're literally sitting at your computer ALL DAY posting the same picture of a BANANA.
>>695814379
Nigger
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>>695812795
almost got me
FUCK THIS THREAD
six packets of Corn Extract
clown piss rainbow
octagons crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping
>>695811772
saved
>>695812498
Fake and gay
>>695819696
no u
haha he look
>>695814995
Who would waste their time jesus
>>695820097
a pathetic bananafag neet
>>695814975
HAHA HE LOOK
>>695813523
>turbo kike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCvOdWtUEM
>>695820705
>implying anyone is going to watch this
>>695820494
got me tbh but the one thing you forgot is
lol he look
>>695810652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEk3b38UVP4
(girl) am I pretty?
(boy) NO
(girl) do u want to be with me forever?
(boy) NO
(girl) would u cry if I walked away? (boy) NO
she heard enough and was hurt, she walked away. Tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm:
(boy) you're not pretty... you're beautiful
(boy) I don't want to be with you forever... I need to be with you forever.
(boy) I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me.
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the shock of your life! If you don't post this to five other comments... you will have relationship problems for the next ten years..
>>695820922
99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 14 and? i am trying my best to become? a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a? horse means a lot to? me.
IŽve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and? shaved my? hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if? you supported me.
Please, it means alot to me! Thanks.
>>695820896
who is this artist?
>>695821198
some random guy
>>695821342
i really like his other stuff but it's hard to find without a name
>>695816085
Wow I actually followed along with that
>>695821448
it's mike david
>>695812291
Properly lost.
