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It's this thread again faggots
Will I see her tonight
>>695810898
Reroll
>>695810960
One more
Does this hooker really like me?
Personal shit, rolling
>>695809499
Will 90% of this thread be like this faggot? ---> >>695810898
>>695809499
Do you wanna fuck?
>>695809499
will i find love
>>695809499
Illuminati?
>>695811046
Will she let me know if she is around?
>>695809499
am i an asshole?
>>695809499
Is she as interested as she seems?
>>695811106
I guess I'll take that as a yes.
>>695811397
thanks satan, at least i know im not an asshole.
Is she a liar?
>>695809499
Should I kill myself?
Will you visit me someday to share a whisky?
>>695809499
will i die cold, bitter, and alone?
>>695809499
Will I get good pokemon tomorrow
>>695811715
Damn, that's bad when Satan's on the fence about it, lol.
>>695811746
will i die lonely?
>>695811825
Thx satan
will she ever pay for what she did to me?
>>695809499
does she like me?
why are you a nigger?
>>695809499
will Donald Trump be assassinated if elected for president?
>>695809499
Satan, will there ever be a thread like this without all these pathetic fucks asking about "her"?
>>695812125
question for anyone, how do i break up with someone i can't seem to get in contact with?
Will I Develop Alzheimer in the fure?
>>695809499
can i be immortal?
>>695809499
will op ever stop sucking enormous fucking cock?
When will I fuck him?
>>695812371
Yes...?
Is everyone here forever alone?
>>695809499
does area 51 have mewtwos?
>>695809499
Is BLM the worst thing ever?
>>695809499
will >>695812341 and i ever have sex?
>>695812341
That's not a very solid answer, Satan.
>>695812457
Nice, thanks satan
>>695809499
will donald trump doom the USA financially?
>>695809499
should I kill myself?
>>695812297
Dammit
will i talk to her tomorrow?
Am i making a mistake
>>695812530
Welp, sell your soul, bitch.
Fuck it, rollin before I go to sleep
Will I get a super hot gf who isn't fucking balls ass crazy within the next 5 years?
>>695809499
should I whip my dick out for harambe?
>>695812667
>I can't tell you
FUCK YOU SATAN. Dammit. even /b/ has failed me lol
Am i going to be a bump all of my life?
>>695812652
i ain't selling my soul for you, what if the catch is you have aids or are my cousin or something?
>>695809499
is my dad really dead
>>695809499
Roll
>>695812570
>>695809499
Will it affect other big countries
>>695809499
will I ever get past my crippling depression and live my life like a normal human being
>>695812840
Then I guess you're to remain a virgin for the rest of your life, right Satan?
>>695809499
She still wants me, right?
>>695809499
Will i ever get a guy to fuck me in the ass?
>>695812600
take that as a hell yes.
>>695812976
fuck.
>>695809499
will my family ever love me
>>695813045
Neat
>>695809499
Are we going to fuck before we break up?
>>695813124
Well, that was uplifting
>>695809499
will i be immortal
>>695809499
will i ever get to fuck "her"?
>>695809499
is BLM a terrorist organization?
>>695813220
How about me, Satan? Will I be immortal?
fuck you satan, rolling again
>>695809499
Will /b/ ever be inhabited by normal human beings and not self loathing writhing creatures
Are there more than two genders?
>>695813352
Neat, thanks, Lucifer!
>>695809499
Should I break my probation and get fucking ripped on some killer endo?
>>695813352
oh hell no fuck you, i'm the one who gets to be immortal
me satan, make me immortal
>>695809499
Tell me goat, should I work in different place?
>>695809499
Is it true that the Jews are in fact YOUR chosen people rather than God's?
>>695813554
no i will be immortal
>>695809499
Will the stock market plummet if trump is president
>>695809499
Will muslims ever die and go to the lowest vortex of hell where they belong?
>>695813688
re roll
>>695813554
>>695813655
It seems we are the chosen three. Let us rule the world someday.
>>695813655
wrong. i'm the one who's going to be immortal pleb
>>695809499
Do black lives matter?
Am I gay?
>>695809499
will i an hero
>>695813688
>>695813762
TELL ME YOU ASSHOLE
Does she like me?
>>695813688
>>695813588
kek to these shat upon dubs
>>695813789
agreed
Should i be a fuckboi
>>695813840
>>695813688
YOU DICK! RE ROLL!
>>695809499
Does she still love me?
>>695813905
you already are, faggot.
>>695813808
>>695813905
Can he be /b/'s fuckboi?
Was it a good idea?
>>695809499
Is she lying when she says she's busy?
>>695809499
does my family love me
>>695809499
Can I haz loli? Will trade soul for loli.
will you honor your word
>>695809499
Is God real?
>>695814057
Ah, oh well. Guess we gotta send him off to reddit then.
smash or na
Am I a cuck
will 4chan shut down within 5 years
>>695809499
Why are you jealous of God
Is OP a faggot?
Are you telling the truth?
Are you coming home soon, Satan?
>>695809499
if i sell my soul to you, will my dick get as big as the eiffel tower?
Do i have lung cancer?
>>695814231
hell yea nigga
5 more years of this shit
Will we live happily for a long time
Should I get a tattoo
>>695809499
Should I remain hopeful?
>>695809499
Will we see each other soon?
>>695814393
Do you feel like it?
>>695814348
Are you coming to the surface, Satan?
Is this thing gonna kill me?
>>695814359
What do you mean with probably?!
r'll
>>695814499
Oh, well then fuck you, Satan.
>>695809499
will /mlp/ win the cup?
is zane fucking gay
Will i ever get rich by my countries standards?
>>695814025
Naa heres the thing. Ive been ignored throughout high school and this summer ive turned my body A1. Now all of a suddent all these girls are attracted to me so im wonderin to play them or not
>>695814498
Don't be a nigger, satan
DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT
>>695809499
Will I be happy starting this fall?
Will i ever get her back?
>>695814375
>>695809499
Less than a year?
Should i start relationship with her?
>>695814426
Kek
Am I awesome?
>>695814669
well he said go for it, go for it.
>>695809499
Satan, will I be happy the rest of my life?
>>695809499
will it last?
Will I have a good time in Hell?
Should I ditch this thread and go smoke my last cigarette, Satan?
When will I get to have sex?
>>695809499
will angelyn ruin jakobs streak
>>695814870
Oh come on, tell me?
>>695809499
can i rent hell?
Is this girl into me
>>695814669
play them
Will i be happy with her
Will we have kids together?
Will I get to fuck Sarah Wilson?
Reroll When will I get to have sex?
Will the neckbeards ever have sex?
>>695809499
Will I ever see her again in a good way?
Is she actually busy when not responding?
>>695809499
Will I succeed with the future plans I have in mind?
>>695809499
is catlyn jenner a hero?
these threads are pretty much just real-time feed of people's insecurity.
>>695814974
re roll
>>695809499
will i get rich
>>695815375
one more time
Will I be rich soon?
>>695809499
Should I kill myself?
Can i be one of your demons?
>>695809499
Is a vagina just a inside out penis?
Ayy should I lol kill myself
Let me win the lotto
>>695809499
Will I get laid tomorrow?
>>695815284
I demand simplicity, speak once more fiend. Answer with truth.
>>695809499
will i get good at the guitar
>>695809499
I feel as though I'll fail due to my developing depression.
If I fail, will I carry out my suicide in the Alaskan wilderness?
will i get what i wnat
>>695809499
is she worth breaking up with the other chick?
>>695810898
Will I get laid this month?
>>695809499
is op a faggot
>>695815285
low blow to his esteem...
roll
Is god real
>>695815587
seriously, fuck you I need an answer.
>>695809499
are i a jake/10
>>695815777
all mighty trips have spoken
Should I continue on...?
Should I off myself?
>>695809499
should i gain weight?
>>695809499
is marcus a faggot
>>695815882
Fuck this, asking god 'cause satan is a bitch.
sup satan (first q)? will i get a girl (second q)?
>>695815579
>>695815761
will i ever have a threesome with these two?
should i end it with her?
will i ever see him again?
should i rape my gf?
>>695809499
Will my life improve in the ways I want it to?
Satan, can I have an irl shota? Pleeeeeaaaase?
Is it going to be a good fap
>>695809499
should i let him do dry anal?
>>695816218
Will I destroy satan myself?
>>695816243
fucking brain fart. dunno what i was thinking with two qs
>>695809499
are feminist stupid
>>695816399
Thanks Satan. I know you always lie.>>695816399
>>695816386
>>695816511
My life won't improve then?
will i be abducted by aliens soon
>>695816243
-sup satan?
-YOU WILL FIND OUT VERY SOON
shit...
>>695816644
Oh that's scary.
-
Is something bad going to happen?
will i be leaving earth soon?
rolloid
>>695809499
will i get to know the sweet touch of her breasts yet again?
>>695816815
...is something good going to happen?
did she like me?
will i get some pussy at the beach on sunday?
>>695809499
NATO vs SCO next year?
>>695816904
hail satan
will i be leaving earth this weekend?
>>695809499
Am I being used for sex?
>>695809499
Should I?
regardless I'm going to be gone from here very soon? right?
>>695816904
will i touch her tits again - yes
>>695817022
hail satan - of course
spooky
will i get all the pokemon
>>695815284
I'm back, God was no help. Tell me what I want to know.
I think I will be leaving. true?
>>695817052
Am I currently being used for sex?
Will i ever look good??
Will she come around to sex soon?
>>695817288
do you hate me or something?
>>695809499
Will I fulfill my dream of being a doctor
U swallow?
>>695809499
am i going to hell
will i be reunited with everyone?
>>695809499
Does she really love me?
Are we breaking up soon?
>>695809499
Should I kill myself
will I be with asher again?
>>695817561
reroll
>>695809499
Is everyone except me on this thread completely useless faggot? PS I have no soul so sorry but I sold it to you ages ago
does she love the other one more than me?
>>695815284
this is so fucking rigged, one last roll for my question then satan can go jump off a cliff.
roland
Will we hang out soon?
Should I give up on her and end it?
Does she like me?
Will I get laid
should I smoke another bong?
>>695809499
Should I kill all niggers?
>>695809499
Rolll
will I get to smash on friday? :^)
>>695818139
I guess I will never know.
Reroll
Will she text first or should I?
am i going to hell?
should they stay in the pipeline?
Will she respond satin?
Is OP a faggot?
should we stay in our current job
She cheatin tho?
Will America be made great again?
will i succeed in my love life in the next month
>>695818624
Thanks mang
>>695812361
Change fb status, fuck other bitches. Ez
Should we stay navy nucs?
>>695818946
will he become closer to me
Is asher dead?
>>695819004
k, boss owe you my sexlife.
>>695809499
Should I try for reconciliation?
>>695809499
Will I have sex soon?
>>695809499
is she still a virgin?
am i a faggot?
Should I wait for her to make the first move?
>>695809499
Will we be happy together?
Do you love us, oh hooved one?
>>695809499
Will I ever have a boyfriend who truly loves me??
>>695809499
Is it worth it?
>>695809499
should i make my move?
>>695809499
Should I try to smash a freshman
>>695809499
Are these dubs?
Magic Satan shell, will I ever get married?
Roll
Should I try to smash 20
>>695819328
damn. I need my soul
>>695809499
im i bi sexual?
Will me and my wife stay happy togethr?
Did Bush do 9/11?
Rol
>>695809499
Will I be happy without her?
Should I give up and hang myself with my guitar strap
>>695809499
Will I get dick tonight?
>>695809499
should i sell my soul?
if yes how do sell?
Should i message her first or wait to see if she messages me?
Does she have feelings for me?
I will get another one?
>>695809499
is she really worth it?
I'll find happiness?
Are you really Hillary Clinton?
Will I kill my poo in the loo software engineering manager?
> I am; just want a second opinion
Will I ever ETS?
Will the glorious wall be built?
>>695809499
Will i get laid on my birthday?
>>695809499
will i get dubs now?
>>695820620
fuck you, satan.
Is their anything else o can help you with after my daily worship my lord?
am i smart satan
Is Osama still alive?
>>695809499
Should I tell her?
>>695820826
would you do it for osama?
>>695820826
Fuck off Satan
Roll
>>695809499
Were you really there talking to me that one time?
I dressed up in my best for you.
I waited in the night.
I felt alone.
>>695820908
Hell no
Will Mexico pay for the wall?
>>695809499
Are we close to death?
Should the genetically inperfect be purged?
>>695809499
will I commit suicide? Was the psychic telling the truth?
Will the wall be made of gold?
rolllll
>>695821049
Reroll because satan is a niggerfaggot
>>695809499
Will I die before Dan?
>>695809499
Will I die or illness?
>>695821187
I think Satan is Mexican
Is ott gay?
>>695809499
will i ever get laid
Will my package come within the next week?
