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>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
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>>695776364
Fick dich
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Guten Abend.
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No Jews here
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Always get Singles.
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>>695776364
Nein!
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Roll
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HEIL Hitler
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Glad we're all clear here
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>>695776364
heil
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Sieg heil
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HEIL HITLER!
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How do you say roll in german
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Here
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>>695776364
You whaddup
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Roll
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>>695776364
Rollin
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cipka
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passing through
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>>695778844
I'm sure you'd like to know
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>>695778722
Filthy jew faggot, Gas him!
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Oh shit
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>>695776364
fred durst
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ur ghey lel
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>>695778888
Checked
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>>695778722
>>695778844
>>695778888
JUDEN
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>>695778888
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>>695778888
Czech'd
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>>695776364
>>695778641
Roll
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Roll you Nazi scum
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>>695776364
roll
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Roll
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arbeit macht frei
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66666666
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>>695778888
Gebels ty pedale
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Heil Hitler
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>>695776364
You can call me Himmler.
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Not a jew
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Guten tag
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Wie geht es, Unteroffizier?
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Bite Me
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>>695778888
Nice ;)
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>>695779090
prosze o wylizanie PUPY
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>>695779182
Scheisse. Ich muss kacken
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>>695776364
Rawlxxx
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Hallo, wo bist du?
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Heil Hilter
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I merely wish to go to sleep, may I?
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>>695776364
Good afternoon officer, I'm sure you'll find everything in order.
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happy chanoeka
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>>695776364
14/88 sieg heil!!
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Im a soviet jew spy who never rolls dubs
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>>695776364
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>>695776364
Heil!
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Is there a problem, officer?
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>>695779247
Proponuję zamiast tego oddalenie się w bliżej nieokreślonym kierunku.
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>>69577636
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Bitch let me through
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dat r0ll
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>>695779322
Gas the jew!
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>>695776364
Shallom
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Let me pass
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I've got nothing to hide, you kraut police workers!
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roll
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>>695776364

Oy vey
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Err...about my dick, I can explain. I'm a muslim. Trust me, herr.
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Roll
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Sieg Heil
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I dindu nuffin
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Mein fuhrer
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>>695776364
>>695776364
rawl'
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your mother is a jew.
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Coming through
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>>695776364
passing thru. rolling for singles.
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just your average German citizen
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LET ME FREE, YOU NIGGERS
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HH
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>>695776364
I'm not a spy I swear...
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>>695776364
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sup
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L'chaim
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>>695776364
hello my fellow germans
Heil LE HITLAH am I right?
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>>695776364
rollin'
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Nmorgen.
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>>695780460
wew. Safe
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HEIL HITLER
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>>695780600
NOT FOR LONG
GAS THIS FILTHY JEW
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>>695776364
Rolll
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Heil the fürher
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Helden Sterben nicht
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Arbeit Macht Frei
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Nothing to hide, yes?
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>>695776364
Ich habe gelogen, im nicht Deutsch und ich entkam Ihr Tor.
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>>695776364
Dick Anus
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>>695776364
>>695776364
hallo
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>>695780733
Kommunistin!
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So many jews, so little time
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Guten abend.
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>>695776364
fuck you nazi
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pls
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>>695776364
Haill
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>>695779299
My shekels are safe
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>>695776364
fuck you
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>>695776364
Achtung! Lass mich durch du Hund!
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Mein Liben
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>>695780600
Oh fug! u dun goofed :DDD
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>>695781144

Judenschwein!

>>695781155
Koomunistin da drüben!
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roll
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roll
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fish DICK
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rollio
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>>695778722
>>695778844
>>695779322

Sie Gott verdammt Stück jüdischen Scheiße finden Sie auf der Erde verbrennen und in der Hölle
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>>695781444
nice one
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I am a simple Innocent German
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>>695776364
>>
Just one quick question though, before I leave. Honest answer only (hopefully).
Did real kikes ever play this game? Did/do you find this game funny or offensive?
I love this thread (game) because the replies always manage to make me LOL. And this game is pretty harmless.
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88 get
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>>695781666
Hail Satan!!
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>>695781666
>
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>>695776364

Ja vol, mein commandant! Here are my papers.
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i am but a humble citizen
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>>695781666
kek
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>>695781444
hallo Herr , wie sind Sie heute * Nazigruß * heil hitler
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>>695776364
Roll
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>>695781643
haha ya yay ya i agre ahah XD as;? rate my pennis i like anime haha yeha judaism and nigerian folk haah come aloxng atbong wnat to have seex awe are oninomus dont if orgive forget legiend god tirrr
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>>695776364
Roll
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Sieg heil
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>>695776364
Rouhl
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Zeig Heil
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Third Reicht
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>>695776364
guten tag
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>>695781922
filthy Jew to the gas chambers
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Sie saugen Hahn , wenn Sie Google auf diese übersetzen verwenden.
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>>695776364
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>>695776364
Ich gehe nach hause,
ich schwöre dich!
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>>695782005
That was a good year
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>>695781831
Was ny english really that bad? Geez....
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>ITT: Amerifags trying to speak german
Better than any cringe thread
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>>695776364
I shall pass.
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>>695776364
>Generic German phrase
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>>695782199
O NEEINNN!
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>>695782199
COMMIE SPY! To the geheim gefängnis!
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Roll
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Ich bin rollen. Heil, Mein Fuher
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rollllll
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rell
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>>695782474
Try "Ach da lutsch mir doch einer die Eichel wund"
Really common phrase
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Raus mit den Juden und dem dreckigen Bolschewiken pack!
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>>695776364
Hello officers.
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Neggro
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K
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Sieg hail
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rollen
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>>695776364
roll for the fuhrer
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why didn't my roll show up?
Damn you 4chan
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Roll
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>>695782944
but i don't like the heeaaaat
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Röll.
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>>695778888
siege heil
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>>695782844
>>695782922
>>695782944
Filthy jews
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roll
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Don't mind me, Kameraden.
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3333
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[Roll in German]
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>>695776364
Heil
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Heil
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JUDEN RAUS
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Rolls
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>>695776364
Rolling for the father land
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rollin
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ill suck your dick officer
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Guten tag
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Heil
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I am not a filthy juden, how dare you question me at all.
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Hallo
gutennacht
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Roll
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>>695776364
Sieg Heil!
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>>695783744
Oh fuck!!!! I'm not jew
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I am not a Jew.
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Hi
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>>695776364
Step aside, fuckers!
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Heil
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Nothing to see here.
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>>695776364
hallo
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Hail Breivik!
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>>695776364
Just going on my merry way
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I'm Jewish
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>>695776364
rooooooll
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>>695776364
Gutentag. Merely passing through.
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move aside jews
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>>695783844
I found the jew
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I'm going through
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Oy vey! Let me through you can have these sheckles.
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>>695776364
Just passing through boys.
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>>695776364
Those arent Nazis, they're Brits. Look at their canteens and uniforms. Guy on the left has an SMLE and the MG is a Vickers. They ars wearing surplus WW1 German helmets, though
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Goyim faggot
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Don't mind me guys...
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Ich spreche deutsch
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>>695776364
Gutentag mein deutschlanders!
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>>695776364
heil
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Just minding my own business, nothing shady here.
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Only Jews here are in the ash tray
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>>695784022
fuck, i am a jew
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>>695776364
What's crack my nazi nigga
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rollin for himmler
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Um... I... I'm just visiting my mother...
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Heil
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W-what jews?
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MAKE WAY FOR THE FÜHRER!
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hiddlet cummin tru
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Don't mind me, just out for a stroll.
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Sieg heil
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Was meinen Sie? Ich habe eine Familie, die du Hurensohn lassen Sie mich durch
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Jon is here now.
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>>695776364

Hier sind meine Papiere meinem schwarzen freund
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>>695776364

Here are my papers sir. Please don't nazi me.
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Why won't you let me in?
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>>695776364
Guten tag.
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>>695776364
Heil
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>>695784744
cause you're a filthy jew! Gas him!
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>>695776364
Let me through gay faggots
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>>695784744

keine juden Homosexuellen
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>>695784835
Really now? Am I?
Does this look like a face of a jew to you?
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heil hitler
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Sage for a cure
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booty 
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>>695776364

Guten tag freund
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Heil Hitler!!!
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>>695784929

ja, jew schwuchtel
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>>695776364
Step aside, i've got some Jews to gas!
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Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
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>>695785045
Look, I can be one of you too!
Heil Hitler!
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Hallo
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Greetings fellow Aryans
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>>695776364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6z2NdKWe7M
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someday ill be the fuhrer mommy
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I'm not Jew I promise
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>>695785113

Ein jüdischer Spion? mein Gott.
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im not a jude. sir, let me pass.
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>>695776364

ich bin ein Berliner
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Man it's all good I gotta get through now.
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pls no
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>>695776364
Heil!
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>>695784988
JEWISH SWINE
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I am a jelly donut
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I've never seen these dubs I swear!
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>>695776364
Jew free here
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>>695776364
hola
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Heil!
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Hail hydra
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>>695776364
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>>695776364
here they are sir
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>>695776364
Cyka Blyat
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>>695776364
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Hallo, ich heise Jerg.
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>>695776364
I like this post. Rolling.
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Deutschkontrolpunkt? Kohlkopf ich bin DEIN VATER.
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>>695785356

gute Farbe Fähigkeiten Schwuchtel
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>>695776364
Gutenmorgen!
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>>695776364
Heil.
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>>695776364
Guten Tag, Wehrmacht!
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Aaay lemmy pass boi
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Niggers
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>>695785411
Thought you could trick us
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>>695785433
brennen dreckig unter menschlicher
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>>695776364
>sir is that a gun in your pants?
nein, is habe bratwurst i mine leatherhosen
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>>695785499
Sie werden sterben sowjetische Schweine!
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Heil!
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>>695776364
Ich bin Deutsche!!
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Not a jew
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Guten Tag her Offizier
Gibt es ein Problem ?
Ich habe seit tagen keine juden gesehen.
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>>695776364

FREGEN FLAGGEN FLUGEN
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What's a jew?
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Achtung!

Step aside, soldaten!
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Dirty jews!
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>>695776364
Gutentag, soldat.
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gutentag herr! transferring to ze eastern bound troop train.

HEIL HITLER AND A THOUSAND YEAR REICH!
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>>695785411
Nickolai the spy, knew u were a traitor
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>>695786000
good joke commander,
Continue
>>695786011
Halt Jude!
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dont mind me just coming thru
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>>695776364
>Not riding dirty
>Riding dirty
>Dirty...
I might be a Mexican.
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>>695776364
Heil mein Führer!
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Heil
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>>695786011
S O V I E T S P Y
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Jawohl, Mein herr!
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Heil!
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Let me pass cyka- *ahem*, mein good sir.
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Mein niggas
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i am your leader
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I don't smell Jewish…
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For ze fatherland!
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Oy
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>>695776364
Hi I'm Anne Frank
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Mein Kampf is an inspiration to us all
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>.<
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*Ahem* gutentag, zust passing thru mein herr :3333
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>>695786865
Ich habe dich gefuden, Anne Frank
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:^)
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>>695776364
Of course officer
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Heil Hitler!
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>>695776364
Rollen!!
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Not a spy my comrade. I swear on me mums squat pants.
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>>695776364
B0ss
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Nothing to see here
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>>695787028
Nein, bin ich ein Spion! Ich denke.
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Oy vei goy- I mean, gutentag!
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no jude here
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Mein führer is gay lol
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Rollin for fuhrer
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