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>>695773335
Those are not yours
>>695774080
Next row
Im lvl 19 and I litterally gets shitmons all the time.. Every time a egg hatches, its a Krabby, Rattata or some other shit.. best I've got was æ charmander.. but.. with a crappy 112CP.. fucking annoying
>>695775280
Takes time mate, save your dust for that dope ass egg hatch. I'm a douche and buy full incubators.
Lvl 18
>Mfw most of these screenshots are from people using gps spoof
>inb4 denial
>>695776443
Just the OP.
>>695776443
True... I have walked just about 75 km for real though, since july 13th
Question: Anyone know if my US account will work in Europe? I'm visiting family in Europe in a few weeks and am wondering if I'll be able to play there without issue.
Anyone on team instinct here?
>>695777104
You shouldn't have an issue.
>>695777185
No one is on team instinct.
>>695777295
Mystic is for the twitter and facebook normies and valor is for niggers
There are so many people cheating in this game. There's 3 lures in a park near my house, for about 2 hours. Keeping in mind that the park closed 5 hours ago, and the 4 gyms there are in constant battle.
Almost level 20
>>695777185
Represent
>>695777185
Yep
>>695777696
You use ifunny? What are you fucking 10?
Jealous?
>>695777990
reee
>only just got to level 9 this morning
>Noticed a gym near me had been held by a 614 Magmar for the entire day.
>Know I shouldn't waste the Eevee candy this low a level
>Can't resist
>Evolve my highest Eevee, 160-something
>Got a 549 Vaporean with water gun
>Completely curbstop the gym
>Put in dat Vaporean
>Can't believe this is going so well
My Vaporean gets whipped and the gym gets taken over by someone else in ten minutes.
I'm a relative old guy... why is this shit so popular?
>>695777777
>>695777606
>>695777696
Valor hating manlings.
Level 23.5 instinct.
>>695777990
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>695773335
How long does it take to get that far? Mine are like 200 at most
Im a sad memer and supposedly a retard cus team valor
>>695778188
It's fun.
People like fun.
>>695778324
Only 1 impressive pokemon..
>>695778416
Danish?
>>695778713
Swedish, the æ is just a fun thing
>>695778188
how old, i don't want to be the oldest one here
>>695773335
just caught aerodactyl
how rare is it?
>>695778552
I'm making a beeline to the high levels
>>695777933
Or he's bored on his phone at work. Happens, fam.
Anyone got some good pokemon cosplay girls? There was a thread this morning but I didn't save anything
everyone who cryin about the GPS spoofers just mad cause they have a toaster oven comp
>>695778188
Nice question
>>695779533
Would fuck vulpix
>>695779378
i seriously hate people using the term "fam"
sounds like a nigger thing
>>695779533
>>695778435
Really? Looks boring as shit. It's like the new bejeweled or something.
I was in Chickfilet the other night and a group of parents rallied their kids saying, "Aw rite kids we gonna go play us some poke man go". My eyes rolled out of my fucking head.
>>695778974
I know there's older than me but relative to the kids that hang here I'm older. 31
>>695779700
dats caus it do be a niggy thang
Team cystic are nothing but fat autists.
>>695777606
They're not the same color faggot. That looks forced, like your parent's love.
>>695780587
"Nice" is really stretching the definition.
>>695780587
>>695780333
checked
Trash
>>695779900
did you try to play it yet ?
Instinct 16lvl
I would rape the shit out of a dratini or dragonair
>>695781176
Porygon is pretty rare though
>>695781492
Yeah I got it from a 5km egg.
>>695779900
Age no matter, once i spot 60-70 Old man who play in pokemon go, many People in middle Age play IT too
>>695777104
>tfw receiving the bill with roaming data charges
Valor, level 16
>>695781924
I have aids
not hiv
aids
>>695781183
Nah, I've got an old Droid X with a bootleg china battery on its last legs so I'd be able to play it for like 3 minues before needing to recharge.
>>695781752
I bet I could get my parents to play it just to enrage my brother (24). He's been pokemaning since almost day 1 and it would be hilarious for my mom to be talking about the awsome pidgies she caught.
>>695780106
wtf i hate team Cystic now!
REE
>>695780333
trips speak truth
Lvl 9
>>695783950
prove it
Mein Pokémon
>>695779852
More of this slut
>>695782281
dem edge names
>>695785115
The thread's dead
my phone hardly picks up any pokemon. the gps updates like every minute really slowly. what's causing this?
is the footprints only on 3 for anyone else? for me and a bunch of other people the pokemon never have a 2 or 1 footprint anymore no matter where you walk
I collect Kabutos and Omanytes.
>>695786027
Yeah its bugged out for me too
>>695786505
>>695785364
Been bugged like that for a while now, no explanation.
>>695786726
it sucks because the only way to find a pokemon is how it changes in the nearby bar but even that is flawed cause the pokemon could be 3 blocks away and if it disappears from your hub to many times it goes for good
>>695786027
It's like that for everyone.
I get the feeling this is going to be one of those games with insane potential that will ultimately fail because the devs don't give a fuck
>>695787132
i guess the only thing we can do is wait for the next update and see if it gets fixed
>>695777933
>implying there aren't enough profiles on ifunny to follow those who post anything you are interested in and you can't avoid accounts that dont
>>695787602
your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>695779852
MOOOOAAARR!
>>695787788
Immunity cat
>>695788746
oh no an internet meme, now I definetly wont break into your house and skin your mother alive as I previusly intended. you got me there kiddo
>>695789385
Gay
>>695773335
>Magician
lost
is this good for a level 13?
>>695789926
How the fuck did you get gyrados?
Level 14, Team Instinct
level 23 here
>>695773335
Jesus, get a life.
>>695790215
found him wild last night.
>>695778982
Pretty fuckin rare
Level 18
>>695781924
tmobile..... project fi.... there are plans with no fees dude
>>695777990
>695777990
fuck you
>>695777185
instinct member here.
>tfw live near sea
>>695776443
>>695776732
Ayy just got back from work.
Bellingham MA, Burlington VT, those are my stomping grounds for pokemon.
I'm a spendaholic so I constantly have 9 eggs going, no need for GPSpoofs
>>695793920
>Grimer
>haunter
you sure do.
>>695778373
>>695794202
they spawn near parks at night m8
>>695778982
Well I don't have it, so it's rather rare. Anything from 10k eggs usually is.
How are you hitting 1000+? Do some Pokemon have a max cp of only 800 because I don't think my pidgeot is going to be worth a shit
>>695795514
depends on trainer level
>>695795514
If you max a Pokemon, then level, it won't be maxed any more.
You'll be able to buff it twice each time you level up.
If there's no trainer limit, there's no Pokemon CP limit, could have a 3k Onyx eventually theoretically.
>>695795514
Pic related. It's my shit mon.
>>695795514
And my trainer
Caught the Dragonite yesterday.
What you think?
>>695796853
Clear your notifications, holy fuck guy
>>695777990
Nice trips, nidoran
So if I have a pokemon I wanna evolve and keep around should I wait until I am a higher level and find a higher CP one in the wild, or just go for it and power it up as I level up?
>>695798948
It has 2000 cp when you caught it? What level are you?
Anyone else spoofing their location?
>>695801162
Wait til your at least 20 to evolve, that's when things start capping out
>>695801265
20 and it had 1874 when I caught it.
>>695799862
You evolved a bunch of cool shit way too early tbh fam
So i just started playing yesterday but am addicted and have been basically grinding nonstop, i want to fight my first gym so i have a question, can a pokemon with a low cp win a fight against a pokemon with a higher cp? or will i get rekt
also i transfered all my best pokemon to the professors computer to make room for all the dupes im getting but i want to take out my good ones now so i can use them in my gym battle but idk where to access the pc so is there a button and im just blind or what
>>695802100
If you just started you may as well scrap basically everything you catch. Wait till level 20 or so to spend any more stardust or candies. This is the biggest key to being strog later, but its hard as fuck to bring yourself to transfer all your new mons
Wow
>>695802100
>also i transfered all my best pokemon to the professors computer to make room for all the dupes im getting but i want to take out my good ones now so i can use them in my gym battle but idk where to access the pc so is there a button and im just blind or what
BAHAHAHAHAHA. Nigga you basically trashed your best pokemon for a candy. You cant get those back. Its not some extra pc for storage.
Nice tho
>>695777185
Of course
>>695802498
Well I wouldnt wait to evolve shit tier pokemon like pidgey, rattata, etc. Its like the quickest way to level up.
>>695803170
I agree, but if youre going to do that you may as well save them anyways and evolve them after using a lucky egg. Thats basically the only way to get decent xp at 20+
>>695802045
ik . i just caught a venonat 305 cp ...
Level 7 Valor
>>695803430
If i had a nickel for everytime that happened to me id have enough to get a handjob from OPs mom. I learned my lesson though and didnt evolve anything from 17-21. I also grinded xp by location spoofing to central park though, so i had other means of getting fast xp than evolves
>>695790215
you could just get 50 magikarps those motherfuckers are everywhere
>>695790460
>695790460
you play street fighter?
>>695803747
You need 101, guy. Math'd
>>695777104
yes confirmed working.
I had played both in europe and in the usa on the same account
so how does one spoof the gps? app or something else?
>>695773335
Im lvl 18 :)
>>695777990
FUCK U REEEEEE
>>695779119
where tf did you find that porygon
>>695804516
Why when you evolve evee do vaporeons come out with the highest CP?
>>695773335
Well we can all agree team valor is for niggers
My team
>>695804704
yes they are the strongest in the game
but honestly who gives a shit.
>>695778159
ooook? you didn't lose anything. you just have to revive your vaporean
Where do you find Rattatas?
>>695778324
Damn nice slowbro
>>695805027
What CP would my 548 eevee be if I evolved it?
Valor lvl 22
>>695805370
Pretty high. Definitely over 1000
Level 21
I only care about collecting all the types of pokemon. the combat is so useless and boring and unrewarding.
Who else /collecteronly/ here?
>currently at 51 unique pokemon owned
>>695803747
>tfw I live in a desert and have only seen 2 magikarps ever
LV 16
>>695805879
Thats a sweet snek u got there
>>695786413
How did you find that fucking many. I have seen maybe 3 kabutos and omanytes combined.
>>695778324
Where did you find it? Where u using lure or insence?
>>695790215
Are you fucking serious? You can find him in the wild?
>>695778324
How do you do it?
>>695804490
I can tell you but in exchange, I need someone to tell me how to triforce; I've been lurking too damn long to not know how.
>>695806033
Thanks m8. He's honestly my favorite. Gotta love the sneks.
Lvl 14. Just got back from an event downtown put on by a local comic shop. There where hundreds of people wandering around and every stop had a lure for hours. It was pretty fun, especially the crowd. Families, nerds, couples, loners. So many rattatats.......
What's the most reliable way to hatch eggs it's real sketchy for me and most of my distance doesn't count. Also whats the best way to spend coins?
>>695804704
Good question mate, i was a 501cp eevee and it became a 1351 vapebro. Idk why they are the stongest evolve, bit everyone in my town has one, so i kinda want a stong joltion
>>695806917
> 1021 Flareon
Definitly not bad for a level 14.
Some of my shitmon. Mystic 18
>>695807015
Level 15 only one decent poke also am kiwi so gyms are around 1000-1400 rn
>>695807223
Did you catch that nidoking in the wild??
>>695805027
>femanist
>ugly ol bird
Maximum keks
>>695773335
>All these autistic names
Thanks for the continued laughs, op. It's always funny to laugh at all the aspie man-children playing this mobile game.
>>695807195
Just broke 1000 tonight. Now I can finally do something at my local gym.
>>695806677
Left alt button +right num pad
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30]
[enter]
[alt+30][alt+32][alt+30]
>>695807420
Alpha post, bruh
10/10
>>695807313
Nah evolved both of them. Mad Nidorans by my house
>>695805378
Wow faggot
>>695807558
Damn i would have told you for tits
>>695805378
How much $$$ did you spend
>>695779700
more of a EU thing
>>695807420
Thanks mate, glad you like the names. Named 'em based on their moveset (Tails has Aqua Tail, Pulsar has Water Pulse etc.)
>>695777990
AW!
>>695807880
You can find tits anywhere friend. Now please help a poor anon!!11
>>695807842
Damn dude you're going to fuck gyms up once you get to level 20.
oc
>>695808486
I wanna see your tits. With timestamp. Dude or Dudette.
>>695773335
OP what's with your gay fucking names? why don't you name the next one after yourself? perhaps Manchild, Faggot, or Virgin?
>>695808807
kek im a dude and i already gave you what you asked for. man up /b/ro
>>695809024
That was a different anon actually. Its an app but they removed the one that i used from the market last i checked
>>695808643
why is noone laughing at my joke ree
Pretty new to Pokemon go, level 8
Is it worth keeping duplicates?
>>695809479
Forgot pic
>>695808643
Funny af
>>695779888
I'm going to print this out and put it up at the gym down the street. It's been blue all day
>>695809479
No. Its not even worth keeping anything you catch right now. Trash it all
>>695809224
Nothing but weedles and shit here in rural ontario. I pretty much have to drive to the outskirts of town
>>695809479
Just uninstall the app
>>695809479
Stacia?
>>695809431
I had a minor chuckle anon
>>695777990
I'll admit that was classy
>>695810246
Rick?
>>695809826
I feel you bro. This is the app i use, but like i said they took it off the market
>>695810241
>>695810494
Brad Pitt?
>>695810525
No worries, out of your control. Thanks anyway
>>695777990
rapist
>>695773335
>hotflash
>>695805739
fuck you nigga you aint gettin me
>>695809431
I smiled
Offering scans of your local area. Give me your Lat+Lon coordinates in the format of "xx.xxxx -xx.xxxx" or whatever they are. I'll give you a screencap of local pokemon
pic related
>>695811973
>>695773335
How TF DOES EVERYONE GET POKEMON IN THEIR THOUSANDS ??? My pokemon are shit
>tfw got high level as fuck super early
>tfw never found a single decent pokemon to use all your dust on
>tfw never got to have a 2000+ cp nig within the first week and destroy all the gyms
>tfw server issues ave allowed everyone else to catch up with you now
>tfw no longer mlg
>>695812825
Downtown Chattanooga?
>>695777390
well damn.
>>695812825
42.2631° N, 88.0040° W
>>695782281
ughhhhh you must be like 15-16 years old
>>695773335
btfo nerds
why does everyone have to make some kind of faggy vape joke with their vaporeon names. god damn
>>695813565
Ignatious?
>>695813983
fuck off
>>695813983
next row, get shit on faggots.
>>695814096
3rd row, FUCKING SHREKT KIDS.
>>695812825
chicago, faggot
>>695812825
42.0825372,-71.3820233
>>695813565
You're gonna make me search for that shit?
>>695813696
I'll do yours first because the other guy is a lazy fuck
>>695814213
And yours second as a punishment for the first guy
im getting drunk as fuck gonna go find some hookers down by the cta and catch pidgeys hiding in their tits
>>695814275
41.8781° N, 87.6298° W
thank you friend
>>695813983
Got yourself some good shit mate, congrats
>>695775280
Sucks for you.... I'm level 15 and on the way home tonight, I ended up finding and catching a 872 Pinsir. Granted, it was a Pinsir, but hell. And it only took one great ball to get him...
And on top of that, hatched a Hitmonchan from a 10k egg
Eevee and Dratini are equivalent to Rattata in my area
Level 21
>>695814702
Lol pinsir, gtfo noob
i would give anything for those fucking faggots to fix their fucking servers
>>695813983
Whats with all those symbols around the higher levelled ones? Ive seen a few different ones in this thread
>>695778159
And that's the game. I took over a gym right next to my work, and lost it literally 2 minutes later. The point is getting the gym, and getting your coins right away. Don't bother holding on to it unless you have some bros on the same team there with you to support it.
>>695813177
Money...
You can get your pokemon up there too by spending money to just buy your way to the top.
>>695795908
nope, the arc will reduce as you level up though
>>695815068
Denotes which pokemon are currently defending a position in a gym.
>>695790307
god bless nippon
>>695813696
I'm guessing you meant -88, cause 88 is in china you tard.
here you go
Question from someone who dose not play the game yet but wants too.
Why do people have doubles of some pokemon?
Would it not be better to power up 1 rather then having 2 or 3?
>>695815382
transferring pokemon aka sending to kill shelter is a pain in the ass
to take gyms you need lots of high level nigs and plently of ppl evolve dudes into 1000+ niggas solely for the exp boost it gives you then keep em around so they can take more gyms
>>695815382
play the game
>>695815357
>>695813696
Sorry, forgot screencap
I want a lickingtoung so i can name it "Old Lickaroo"
Roll
>>695815128
Lol i never do that id rather work my way up u cant buy your way in lifeall the time
>>695778416
Are you in Calgary
>>695815635
41.8781° N, 87.6298° W
>>695815382
You get trainer xp for evolving pokemon.
Also, certain pokemon are stronger than all others by default. Dragonite, gyarados, vaporeon, and a few others are much stronger than similar level alternatives.
Yes it's possible to beat them with other pokemon. No, it's not likely.
>>695814213
What a shitty place to live. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>695815995
41.8781° N, 87.6298° W
>>695815765
If you have enough money you can do anything.
Look at hillary. If you or i pulled that shit there would not have been questions asked. we would have just up and vanished one night and wake up in gitmo.
>>695815635
do chicago dude
also ur a wizard
>>695779900
>I was in Chickfilet the other night and a group of parents rallied their kids saying, "Aw rite kids we gonna go play us some poke man go". My eyes rolled out of my fucking head.
I play with my 3.5 year old as the rest of the family plays and so do my closest coworkers. I figured I better join or else I'm going to be stuck looking at a lot of people's foreheads for a while. It's not bad... and my toddler is dope at getting all the pokemon and pokestops while I inevitably drive around the entire fucking town running errands every other day.
>>695814833
Better than weak shit... Besides, I literally get shit as far as pokemon in my area. Even when I go to an area where lots of people are, we still generally get Ratata and Pidgey
>>695815995
what's the site you use?
>>695815995
Where are you pulling this data from exactly?
>>695812825
what app are you using friend?
>>695816175
hook me up with chicago tips. I'd tell you about pokestops, but you can go pretty much anywhere
>>695816212
you're a good guy
>>695816397
get on a cta bus and riiiiiiiiiide that shit bruh
hatch all the eggs bruh
>>695815995
(Can't Wake Up)
I'm OP, so it is tolerable, sometimes.
Also, do this one for me if you'd be so kind, appreciate the service mate. (42.0833023,-71.3963855)
>>695816139
Here you go dude.
Also, all you people just asking me to search for cities, go to google maps and pull your latitude and longitude for me. I don't feel like searching it for you lazy asses.
Every search is a 5 step radius. I'm not gonna look up an entire city. That scan would take all night.
>>695816574
which lines?
>>695816212
My daughter loves catching pokemon. I let her when we're someplace. I still have the Eevee that she caught. It's a weaker one, but she caught it, so I don't get rid of it.
>>695773335
Get a life
>>695816654
Scanner fag here, I'm using a python script and google maps api.
Send me your latitude and longitude.
I can also search for specific species or exclude it. Let me know what you're looking for. Otherwise, you're gonna get every creature.
>>695816789
literally any so long as its a bus, i suggest taking any of the ones that go around the loop, literally hundreds of pokestops and its not too fast for the gpa tracker
also taking like the brown line or something around the loop repeatedly is fun and you will catch loads of niggas
>>695816574
>>695816789
Life hack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnFigpLC_54
>>695816654
>>695816303
>>695816314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io1yeFjVhHQ
It's mac and pc compatable
>>695777990
i hate you with all of my being
>>695817155
christ thats not how the gps works, you really believe its that pinpoint accurate? nawwww mate thats a waste of time
plus i like walking around nyuqqa im drunk and gonna go walk around right now at 1:08 in the morning
all you "Scanner fags" need to stfu
http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-hacks-cheats/562829-live-pokemon-go-map-desktop-app.html
there u go
download that shit and u can find pokemon in your area easily. minimal to no setup required.
>>695816741
Boy, wish I knew jack squat about computers.
>>695779852
Who is this?
>>695815995
Enfield CT?
>>695812825
wtf. how?
41°51′00 N
87°39′00 W
thats chicago
>>695817482
Its not going to rack up as much as the phone REALLY moves when on the fan.
But it is enough to make the GPS think you are moving which will give you free distance.
Set it up there when you go to bed. wake up to egg ready to hatch.
