The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have. How fucked are you?
stawberry honey greek yogurt.
I give it a month before I die from malnutrition
Homemade stir fry
Actually know how to cook so I'm good.
Chicken Broccoli Alfredo im set for life
burgers, awesome.
if drink counts blacktooth grin
m&m cookies
I'll die in a few days
i had a nice bald pussy 25 minutes ago..... i think i'll be fine as a last meal.
>>695769078
handful of peanuts
and oats with some milk, a banana, grapes, raisins, honey and a little papaya.
Not fucked at all
>>695769078
Literally just had a bowl of slow cooked chicken and green beans smothered in lemon pepper seasoning.
I'm actually on this diet, so I'll be ripped and lean forever. Jokes on you OP
Pork
>>695769078
Celery. Oh dear god
>>695769078
your mom
you can call me dad
My gf's butthole
I can live with it
Pretzels
>uh-oh
>>695769078
100% Food low carb whey choco flavor. So all in all, I'll live forever.
ice cream
.
pretty fucked tbh, even though it tastes great after a while the sweet taste would become sickening and the coldness would really suck during winter, also all that sugar would fuck me up too.
id rather not tbh
really sugary creamy cake of unknown ingredients + extra sugar
just kill me now fam
why couldnt this happen at breakfast i had a kickass loaded burrito and water i wouldve been set for life
Lucky Charms.
Am I fucked? Can you survive on Lucky Charms? Probably not, I guess.
tom kha gai
not too bad
>>695769078
WHAT IS THAT ON HER PLATE
I WANT IT
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION
FUCK YOU OP I'M CUTTING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tuna salad on white with a side of cherry tomatoes...i think i'm set
Zaxbies chicken sandwich with fries ..large sweet tea. Legit.
Sweet!! Hotdog (smoked cheddar sausage, mustard) 2 pickle spears, cranberry scone and a glass of almond milk. Celebrate for a week an hero a month from now.
>>695770070
It looks like really good funnel cake with strawberry sauce and ice cream.
Doritos locos tacos
Shit everywhere
Everything bagels with cream cheese and sliced avocado on top, with glass of orange juice.
Very happy with this
pic unrelated
Zaxbys
peanuts
food of the gods
proly ok
>>695769078
does eating pussy count? it was good pussy too.
Protein shakes 4 life
>>695769799
>breakfast i had a kickass loaded burrito
burrito for breakfast?
>steak
Good, but the one I just ate was like 30$ at the grocery store. I'm gonna be fucking broke from this.
>>695770217
OMG SHIT FUCK NIGGER THIS IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY TO FUCK UP MY CUT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH
I want it
>>695769078
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MEGA WAFFLE RED THUNDER SUNDAE? WANT! NEED! MUST HAVE! ERRRRAHJDHFJKLHDSGHDLKGÄ
also, I had frozen pizza, so I'm good for another few weeks
I litterally juat had "everything" flavored pretzel pieces and decided id go back and return it. I litterally just ate a couple pieces, decided on it and came upstairs to take a shit. Those things are disgusting
>>695769078
Chocolate
>pretty fucked
>>695769402
That would be pretty damn ok
>>695769078
I wanna eat her pussy
Porridge. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
>>695770482
Funnel cake is some good shit, but I've only ever seen it at carnivals and shit.
>>695769078
>oreos
WIN
Ate a breakfast burrito with eggs, peppers, tomatoes, steak, corn, and salsa. I think I could live off that if I divide it all out every day. No?
>>695770220
Wow uh. She does not look happy
>>695770443
I've had both breakfast burritos as well as regular bean style burritos for breakfast. I can't stand most normal breakfast foods. So I make my breakfasts as if they were dinners.
>>695769078
Spicy lays.... rip
>>695770644
dammit, I'll have to get me some once I rebulk.
now I'll have me fish, and a rice cake.
>>695769078
Pussy.
>>695769078
nutella and bread, diabetes in few years
Rice and salad and 3 Lemmy's
Strip steak, baked potato and greenbeens. Yall jelly. Best post dinner shit thread I've been on all month
pho dac biet.. I'm set
Paper...I'm fucked as fuck.
>>695770070
its a funnel cake with strawberry bruh
FAJITAS!
>>695769078
Breakfast burrito from Albertacos. I will never starve.
>>695769078
>toffee
>>695769078
fried chicken ysss
>>695771140
You can make them really easily at home with a pot and some oil.
>>695769078
Burgerking croissant with hashbrowns and a coke. Goodbye heart.
Does chewing gum count cos I may be fucked
>>695771463
I can't.. I.. c-can't take it
I'm gonna scream
Wait! I can't live off mexican candy.
>>695771769
googling recipe as we speak, I mean... type, as we type.
>>695769078
-3 scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese
-2 sausage links
-big scoop of hash brown potatoes
-8 onch belgian waffle with butter & maple syrup
-8 ounce glass of orange juice
-quadruple shots of espresso
+
a great big blunt
I can live with that.
Home-made burgers, fuck yeah
Fucking potato chips
>>695772118
i know how you feel
>>695770443
Differs from a regular burrito.
Cheese cake with strawberries, time to died. I am lean human (130-140 pounds), I am going to died under my own mass. Also I am shitting it out now.
tomato salad, bread and some nectarines for desert, guess this won't be enough in the long run.
>baconcheeseburger
Sushi and a bag of crisps (Britfag)
>>695769078
roast pork lo mein, fuck
Ham sandwich. Meh.
LSD
Your Mom, win!
I'd become the martian :^)
>>695773390
Go to bed Nils.
Does anyone else do that thing where you eat the dry skin off your lip with out thinking about it.... Fuck
>>695769078
skunk pussy
I had a nice plate of your Mom's pussy. I'll have a nice time for a while.
Your moms ass
>>695769078
I just became Garfield.
>>695769078
Grilled salmon. Hello mercury poisoning.
>>695773855
Lol xD
Soyrizo and mushroom cauliflower rice with steamed broccoli sprinkled with nutritional yeast.
That's a great way to live.
I guess I can only eat pussy now
>>695769777
2 edgy for me.
>>695769078
Marmite on toast.
Leek and red pepper sauce with spaghetti made from legumes topped off with nutrional yeast. It's tasty but not very nutritional.
>>695769078
Two breakfast burritos from Safeway. Pretty tasty for grocery store deli counter shit, but I could definitely do way better from a nutritional standpoint.
inb4 fat American, they're not very big.
chicken tendies
![0075491808152_A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hKddZIK.jpg "0075491808152_A[1].jpg")
Quarter pounder value meal. Dead in a week...
>>695769078
A cookie.
>>695769855
My Lucky Charms got me dubs, though.
>>695774662
Looks like very small pizza with one pepperoni
An apple just because I was very hungry and it was the only thing at hand :(
>>695774662
Looks like my mom's vagina.
>>695774503
you already live off that stuff
Pasta with smoked salmon, cream, cheese and some spices. I think I could survive pretty long.
Crap!
Chicken Pad Thai and dumplings
Spring roll with salad
Could be worse
>>695769078
bacon and eggs ffs
>>695769078
Pulled pork sammich... I'm pretty fucked. I don't like pulled pork and I would get the worst shits
Wasabi peas. Totally fucked.
Carne Asada tacos
>>695769078
Well, I'm fucked. I just had this, and I already east them all the time.
I'm the opposite of fucked. My meal was baked chicken breast with veggie fajitas and feta cheese salad w/ homemade vinaigrette dressing. Time to lose weight normies
>>695769078
Meatloaf...
Actaully, I'm pretty down
My last meal was chicken nuggets with fresh mixed cooked veggies and rice.
I think im fine.
>>695775570
I have one for breakfast every day with some salsa.
Then I have a Greek yogurt and a pudding cup.
Then some juice to drown it all.
I love breakfast time.
I ate a sandwich. I will live forever.
>>695776107
Ate breakfast burritos every day during Ramadan. Good stuff
Chocolate bar
sloppy joe
Normal bland M&M's,
Yup I'll die.
>>695769078
Pizza (yesterday)
I would need to invest in exercise equipment.
Or I could get obese, would leave my mark when I eventually jumped off of a building tired of how my appearance, friendships, and jobs inevitably ended... would also escape my medical bills because of the obesity.
>>695769078
Spaghetti with halloumi. I'm good
Just gonna try
>>695777733
And again?
>>695777797
Fuck
Grilled cheese
>>695769078
Well I'm boned.
I just made popcorn, fuck.
>>695769078
Cup-a-Noodles soup. Chicken flavor.
I'm fairly certain that from a nutritional standpoint alone I'm going to be dead fairly soon.
peanut butter toast and vodka cranberry drink.
should be all good
>>695777649
What is halloumi like on spaghetti? Seems like a strange cheese for pasta since it doesn't melt, but then again the fact that it doesn't melt actually makes it sound like an awesome cheese for pasta. Just not what I'm used to.
>>695778182
dat looks good
potato chips, fucked if I am anywhere without easy water
Dry ribs, pizza and beer.
I'm okay with this.
>>695769078
sandwiches...
pretty average tbh
>>695769078
Zaxbys chicken tenders plate
I'll live for a year maybe till I become lard and die of diabetus and stroke
>>695769078
Milk and a banana. i might be fine for a few months
>>695775570
gotta flip them half way or all the guts come out.
good stuff.
long life to you
>>695770103
Hey I just ate there also, great food man
Guess I'm pretty safe . Grilled potatoes, ribeye steak and green beans.
>>695779453
I moved from Alabama to Washington a couple of years ago. I love it here, but I miss Zaxby's. I would usually get the plate that came with both tenders and wings, and I'd get it large too because fat American.
>>695769078
I'm in luck; picked this up earlier from the ice cream dude. Do you guys have CHOCO tacos? they are the shit. When to Florida once, and I couldn't find the fucker anywhere.
googlin zaxbies
>>695772866
whats up with his face??
Pickled capers, im fucked :/
>>695779734
whatup alabama bro. zaxbys is the shit but I've got a family-owned local restaurant that I prefer for fried chicken tenders. dari delite all day (locations in hartselle and clanton)
>>695779746
Don't they have a gooey center? I had some of those and they're totally yum!
>>695779746
suddenly my pizza leaves me envious, maybe it is because of your passion on the topic. damn.
A burger with grilled cheeses as buns. Hello coronary heart disease!
>>695779746
tfw I live in Miami and love choco tacos
tfw I work in Chicago and stores here also without choco tacos
Probably not terribly fucked. I was just saying how I could eat nothing but nuts and beans for the rest of my life and be happy about it.
>>695769078
everyone is fucked, you can't get balanced nutrition by eating the same thing for eternity.
>>695780126
You would eat nuts for the rest of your life
Frozen fruit. I'm good for about a month
what's the zax sauce?
Hotass chicken curry, I'll die from losing blood from my ass in a few weeks
>>695780406
The best sauce ever created
Rice and some chicken liver
Meh I'm kinda ok with that it taste like shit tho
Cheese Pizza
>>695780227
yeah, I think I'd be cool with that. If someone can live off of potato crisps for 10+ years, I think I could be good on nuts. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/12/eaten-only-crisps-for-ten-years
>>695769078
I'll be fine, I guess.
Toe-nail clippings...
Eggos with butter and maple syrup.
'Jamaican' brownies
>>695769078
If the little bite of a poptart counts, I'm doomed. Otherwise fried potatoes and chicken breast.
>>695769078
bean burritos with cheese and hotsuace for life... homemade too. I used pepperjack cheese and the mr robot hot sauce. I'm going to shit a lot but I pobably won't get fat.
>>695780954
>implying your last meal wasn't wursts and sauerkraut
I had a mixture of sushi rolls and sake, one was a veggie roll. Guess I will be OK.
Fuck yes
>>695780162
Actually, you could live off of breakfast cereal as long as it has fruits in it and a protein source like eggs. Cereal nowdays is fortified with a lot of essential nutrients, combine with eggs to get protein and fats and an apple for vitamins and you'd have a complete meal you can live off of if need to be
>>695781016
this guy die happy
>>695781125
Wrong country. Our thing is hagelslag and gouda cheese.
>>695781333
what are you a fucking cheerios commercial?
>>695769582
Not fucked but extremely gay.
>>695769078
Nuggets and fries it is then
>>695781333
oh, so you can survive on just breakfast cereal, so long as there's fruit and scrambled eggs in the bowl too? is that all?
>>695781016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b88LTpfUZg
>>695769078
Fuck I've just been eating pussy
Lean turkey patties with broccoli and a yam. Everything i need.
>>695769078
Pepperoni pizza. My tombstone will have an ironic Oregon Trail reference.
>>695782118
Gay.
>>695780954
Waar woon je klootzak. Kip Ceasar meesterras.
>>695769078
A bowl of cheerios with a spoonful of sugar.
That's all I eat anyway.
>>695769078
pork chop, steamed brocoli/cauliflower, chicken-stock rice with spices.
I'd probably live a good life, but I'd lose all interest in eating if it's the same shit everyday. It'd just be a necessary task.
>>695769078
Red beans, kabasa rice,
the way I fix it, won't be so bad
>>695782219
>meat and vegetables
>gay
>>695782098
you will starve to death, but you will be remembered for bringing others more and more pleasure as your health declines.
You would have only 2 choices, picky cannibal or starved saint. good luck.
>>695782573
075. Kan het AH hoofdkantoor zien vanuit mijn huis.
ITT we find out who knows what eating too much of a specific meal does to you and who doesn't.
Mexican triple plate of taco, beans, rice, chicken taco, sauce, enchiladas, and a burrito along with tortilla chips, Dos Equis, and a margarita.
Fuck it, mang. I'm a-okay.
>>695782859
The gayest of meats with the gayest of vegetables.
Steak and shrooms
>>695783296
Exactly.
Steak and Lobster with mashed potato. Gonna cost me a fucking fortune
>>695769078
Peanut butter on white bread.
Protein, carbs.... Time to get swole (before dying of severe anal lacerations due to all the peanut shards I'll be excreting)
This is fine.
I guess i can live eating tangerines
>>695769078
Pork bbq ribs. Niceeu
yogurt
might as well kys
Bratwurst
I don't think ill be that healthy
Filet rare and stuffed clam....¿jealoso?
Haha fuck i literally ate one single unseasoned macaroni noodle. The noodles were sitting in a colander and and took one and ate it.
Okay, I had a chipotle burrito, but do I have to get the exact same fillings or can I switch it up and get different stuff in my burrito each time.
Cherries forever isn't that bad
Egg, Bread, Honey Peanut Butter, grapes
>>695785821
thinspo?
Roasted chicken grilled vegetables from my garden sanpellegrino limonata. Good shit.
Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream with Reese's cups and chocolate syrup. I'm going to be diabetic
Double chocolate muffins
Daymn
>>695769078
a shit-tier grilled ham and cheese.
>>695769078
Chicken wraps and fries.
>Bulk bulk bulk!
Fuck... a scotch egg.
>>695769757
2 soft pretzels
were fucked
frozen stuffed (processed) chicken and fries
this kinda sucks because i can cook just tonight's dinner was a lazy night...
>>695769078
A slice of pepperoni and pineapple pizza. I'm not too fucked as long as I don't eat too much of it. I think 3 slices a day would be appropriate.
Meatloaf, mashed potatoes & gravy, corn and cornbread.
Iced tea
grape licorice...
>>695785064
get skinny?
>>695781258
how are you supposed to eat offff that plate?
>>695769078
Fuck yeah an footlong italian sub sandwichhttp://6h2.xyz/cuck_fdyi_white_p0wer_8o1la_join-isis-request-form_stream
>>695769078
Re-heated pasta that got left out last night with no parmesean?? Fuuuuuuuuuccckkk
Clif bar and a bottle of water. Should be fine for a while.
>>695769078
Some activated almonds and a homemade coconut
>>695769078
Fuck yeah! I just had pizza and ice cream! Suck a dick faglords!
>>695787412
Are you me?
>>695769078
Ribeye Kimchi Fries
Not exactly heavy on the veggies but I think I could make it for a while
>>695769078
Rice, beans and tortillas. I'm okay with just living off that. Yes, I'm Mexican, suck it.
Can of Campbell's chunky soup, pb&j, trail mix and a bottle of water. Glad I was pretty hungry last time I ate at least now I got a bit of variety
>>695769078
pizza
im happy
>>695769078
Stir fry chicken and shrimp with cabbage and carrots? im alright with this
my own cum
>>695771140
then at 3 youll have the fish?
>>695788938
happy, but alive?
>>695769078
Hashbrowns for days brother, YEAH!!!
>>695769078
>>695789372
Anyone who thinks you can't live on pizza is full of shit. You'll become malnourished and that will have an effect on your general health, but pizza will give you the calories you need to continue.
potatoes and salt fml
Blueberry fritter from the Amish market. I have, maybe, a week to live before my arteries clog and I die. I bid you farewell /b/. It'd only be worth it if it was apple fritters, but they were out, so I had to settle. RIP.
>>695789552
you're right pizza is a vegetable
how fucked are porkchops
Some chicken, a salad, and some sparkling water.
Not fucked at all :)
>>695769078
A1 burger from bk
>>695789898
lol youll be dead in like a year tops
Grapes & crackers? I'd be okay for a while with that.
>>695790025
You can survive off chicken and salad. The drink doesnt count OP said what you eat
>>695789513
What the actual fuck?
my fat gf's pussy
kill me
>>695769078
Taco salad. Fuck yea
Chewing gum, ggff
>>695790684
Pics?
>>695769582
you have the diet of a pillow biter.
>>695769078
pizaa
I'm pretty fucked, I just ate a ship brownie I ordered from a scat bakery website. The girls make baked goods using their shit. First time I ever tried anything like this, so I went slow taking nibbles, and gagged every now and then.
>>695769078
leg and thigh chicken flavored with home made tomato sauce. potatoes, carrots, peas, rice, beans. Dinner was not that bad, I could eat like this for the rest of my life and still have all the vitamins I need.
>>695773789
Yeah, and it hurts like HELL
>pepperoni pizza
fuck.
>>695791086
why?
>>695791253
i have a shit fetish man..
>>695769078
Smoked brisket, burnt ends, mac and cheese, Cole slaw, and a Dr. Pepper. I think I'll be alright
Spaghetti o's im okay with that
>>695769078
little caesers crazy bread is chill
>>695791086
this cant be real
>>695791626
>not eating Pizza Hut
A turkey and ham from subway which now for some reason has me sitting on the toilet shitting my guts out
God. Fucking. Damnit.
Turkey burgers with pepper jack cheese, homemade guac and lettuce on toasted whole wheat bread. Served with cheddar jalapeno quinoa puffs.
Shit was dope AF
>>695772510
You ate the blunt? Or did you just want everyone to know you smoke? Guess what? No one fuckin cares
>>695791936
Someone probably left the turkey out overnight and didn't bother to toss it out in the morning. People did it ALL THE FUCKING TIME when I worked there. If I didn't work there, they'd just grab it off the counter next to the walk in and serve it up.
>>695772510
>a great big blunt
Did you eat it, faggot? If not, that's not part of the fucking meal.
>HURDUR I SMOK WEED GAIS
Fuck you.
Fried sweet potatoes.. probably die in 3 hours
>>695789552
it depends on if you are restricted to a single kind of pizza.
Desert pizza often has fruit in some form
Taco pizza often has lettuce and may have refried beans and so on
There are also vegetable focused pizzas.
Most pizza has tomato sauce cheese & meat
(Meaning most have calcium and protein & whatever benefit tomatoes may add)
All pizza has crust which means that there is bound ot be a little variance possible if a person makes their own they could make it as healthy as they want...
If you could only eat (for example) thin crust pepperoni pizza. you would die quicker than if you had variety.
>>695769078
Cheese pizza
Not too fucked I guess
Chewed some ice, ill die in a few weeks of starvation.
>>695791938
Good job anon that shit looks good
>>695769078
Shredded cauliflower "rice" with bell peppers and smoked sausage. It was rather pleasant
>>695791086
>>695791751
I was hoping the same thing...
https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/chocolate-fudge-brownies-singles/ I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. People must love them too because they're out of stock lol ... I think I'm just jealous, wish I could make a living off of selling my shit.
>>695792660
I have no words for this
Reduced Fat White Cheddar Cheezits. I meant to pick up regular but got this one by mistake.
>>695792128
Makes sense, my gf used to work there and it was the same way, lazy assholes always leaving shit out
Chicken Fillet Burger
>>695792908
One of the customer reviews off her site:
"It’s hard to put into words how incredible these are. They taste like what they are made of, no doubt about that. But given that none of us are even close to being worthy of existing in the same place of existence as her, being allowed to consume her waste is an honor we are not deserving of. You can literally taste the texture of it layered into the brownie…and every millisecond of the experience is completely worth it. In fact, I don’t believe she charges enough. Not only are we given a rare honor we do not deserve, but she also had to work to make these? It should be 5 times as much easily. The fact that she gifts us with paying such a low admission fee shows she has a generosity beyond compare."
>>695793405
Twinkies. I can live with that
>>695769078
>>695769078
Spaghetti
I FUCKING WIN, KEK
Burger: well I'm fucked..
