Last thread died, here we go again:
ITT: We poorly describe a video game and other anons have to guess what video game we've described.
IF YOU GUESS PLEASE CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION OF A GAME TO KEEP THE THREAD FUN
I'll start:
>fishbowl fuck took your girl
>fuck this is hard
>blood everywhere
>I got her back
>wait, no I didn't
>alligator stole your nanners
>fuck him
>fuck I'm drunk
>shit, pass out in street
>wake up
>where am I and why is this scarecrow talking
Was looking for the thread again, thank you, it is actually fun. Here you go:
> Be a game in an everlasting franchise
>RAMIREZ
OP is Super Meat Boy?
>>695754644
MW2
>>695754782
Winrar
>Be a terrible sneaking game
>Your protagonist litterally swears every 15 seconds or so
>>695754851
Winrar dude, i love you
>>695754903
Oh wow cool, i was guessing blindly
>Forgotten game that should have been a ripoff of a mod of a game
Guess it, if you know it i love you
>>695755133
Thanks dude
>AI
>Potatoes
>the past
>>695755517
Cry of Fear?
>be emo beta fag
>get cucked by a car
>fall into your imagination
>Kill badly designed monsters till the end of the game
>Hey this is a nice franchise
>Why don't we make our next game take place in current time contrary to our old games
>We won't ruin the franchise at all
> Not Call Of Duty
>>695755907
Nope, not a shooter
>>695755907
Terrible game
>control small armies
>break/kill stuff
>steal a princess
>>695755632
Little Big Planet?
>>695756364
Metal gear solid
>>695756364
Battlefield
>>695756317
Alan Wake?
>>695756584
Not even close
>>695756615
Nah, It's not MGS too, it's less popular
>cosplay
>brutally murder everyone in sight
>surrealism
>techno
>>695756650
>"emo beta fag"
>Alan wake
Wat
>>695756855
Lolipop Chainsaw?
>>695756364
Medal of Honor: Warfighter?
>>695755045
Super Mario bros
>>695756855
Hotline Miami?
>>695756855
Not sure if this is right, but it sounds like saints row 4.
>>695756855
That bird view emo killer game forgot what it's called
>Be a dude that is misanthropic and hates the world with no context or backstory to it at all
>Go outside and shoot people, litterally
>your Japanese
>your midnight cravings never end
>your delusional and see things in the dark
>LSD is in the corners of the room
>>695757232
Postal 2
>>695757035
kek
>>695756977
>>695757084
Nope
>>695757065
Winrar
Here's another
>martial arts
>new people
>old people suddenly different or possessed
>over in the blink of an eye
>Be omnipotent floating hand
>Cast spells and shit
>Little people worship you
>Be a dick, or don't
>Have pet that runs around and fucks shit up even though you trained him
>Other omnipotent beings want to steal your shit
>Fuck up their house and shut that shit down
>Sequel sucked ass
>>695756970
Well he's fucking emo for ''going on a trip so he can find inspiration for his book''
I dunno, i go by your logic
>>695755632
Portal 2?
>be me
>kill turtles and shit
>take mushrooms
>have a hat with an M on it
>have a brother named Luigi
>we're super
>>695757171
Winrar
>>695757347
Mortal Combat the newest one?
>>695756989
Nope, slightly less popular game
>>695753937
Ghosts n' Goblins
>never talk
>need skeleton heads
>19.5 x 6
>>695757232
>>695757310
>>695757353
Super Mario Bros
>>695757478
Halo
>>695757446
Winrar
>>695755517
Saints Row 4?
>>695753937
Never heard anyone talk about it. Let's see if any of you fags can get it.
Hint: It's on Gamecube and it's been around sense arcade cabinits.
>dad goes on adventure
>dad gets stolen
>my job to get him back
>meet a few people along the way
>OH FUCK A GIANT PURPLE FISH
>oh shit waddup
>>695757232
>"That bird view emo killer game forgot what it's called"
>>695757324
Dude, you are close, even i was thinking about it while writing, Try again
>>695757232
Hatred
>>695757737
Yeah, this is my guess too. Forgot the name.
>>695757310
Pacman?
>>695757232
Hatred
>>695757686
Nobody guessed it, it's Heroes Of Newerth.
>>695757648
Winrar
>>695753937
super meat boy fuck thats easy
>>695757489
winrar
>>695757232
My name is Nod.Nod Important
>>695757886
Winrar, you got it m8
>>695753937
super meat boy
>secret agent goes around shooting Russians with black pencils
>>695757945
Winrar my friend
>Moral ambiguity
>Murderous Mushrooms
>generic but artistic
>>695757945
There ya fukken go
>>695757886
Yup you got it m8. Winrar
>>695758145
Is it the one where Sean Bean dies?
>>695758145
Goldeneye
>Typical detective noir story
>choices
>fairytales making everything an extra layer of complicated bullshit
>>695758456
LA noire
>>695758456
L.A. Noire
>Wake up its playstation 1 days
>lol no it isnt fuk boi get rekt
>Pirates this pirates that
>you see pipes all day
>>695758456
Wolf among us
>>695758352
>>695758396
winrars
>>695758456 wolf among us
>>695755045
Syphon Filter?
>>695758262
Super Mario Bros 2
>some boy rides around on his bike delivering news papers
>>>695758594
Condemned series? Mario?
>>695758594
Super Mario bros
>>695758673
Nah
>>695758594
Super Mario Bros.
>>695758638
>>695758664
correct
>>695758782
nope
>>695758594
Flappy Bird
>space ship gets blown up
>second ship investigates
>final boss drops dead girl's ring
Hard Mode
>>695759010
Winrar my friend
>>695754583
>>695754334
I'm surprised no one has tried to solve these yet
>>695759050
Halo 4
>>695758825
Papermalechild
>>695754583
Conkers
>>695754334
>>695759177
This is obviously Dankey Kang
Hard mode
>button mashing
>first two were great, third was the red-headed stepchild of the seires, fourth was meh and barely worked
>always night-time
>>695759284
Winrar
>>695754583
Conkers live and reloaded
>extreme bumper cars
>big bouncy balls
>>695759310
Winrar
>>695759383
Your mom's mouth: the game
>>695759223
nope
>Be a punk/emo girl that rides a motorcycle and has a bunny
>Start the game by waking up from a bed of a rich scientist, because you are that punk
>baby fuckin falls on you
>have to protect the little shit
>find it's brother and take him home
>>695759334
Guitar Hero?
<be guy named Mario
<hunt for princess
<fight bowser
<mushrooms
Hahahha good luck faggot's
>>695759444
dis nigga got rekt lol
>>695759628
nope
Hard mode
>final boss be infinibaby
>>695759334
FNAF
>>695759050
Dead space ?
>>695759334
devil may cry
>>695759722
GTFO
>>695759629
The legend of Mario
>>695759798
nope
>>695759629
>b on b
>type wrong way
>k
>>695759629
World of Warcraft
>>695759444
no lol
>robo pirates
>fairies
>throw balls at stuff until they die
>Be a Dan Bilzerian that took steroids
>Save the day from aliens
>>695759963
Some japanese game for sure
>black and white sometimes
>bad graphics
>surprisingly fun
>good combat, good driving
>smoking, gambling, whore-mongering foulmouthed Irishman
>lotta french fucks
>wanted to be assassin's creed with guns
>is that a black frenchman? damn.
>>695759964
Dick kickem?
LEON HEEEEEEELLLP
HELP ME LEON
>>695760318
RarWin
>>695759963
rayman2
>>695760341
RE4
>>695760341
I don't see what my standing has to do with my figure
>>695759751
nope
>>695760271
James Bond games?
>be little crying faggot
>kill monster fags with tears
>fucking hate ipecac
>kill mom and become satan
>>695760438
yiss
>angry postman runs across desert
>>695760551
nope. independent title.
>>695760626
binding of bazinga
>>695760271
Damn the resistance or something?
Saboteur??
>>695760626
Binding
>>695760626
Easy, TBOI
>>695760626
The binding of Issac
>Normal day
>You are a normal person
>Do everyday chores and generally be a normal person
>>695760626
Binding of Isaac
>>695760729
Saboteur!! Yes!
I fucking loved that game.
>>695760796
Octodad
>>695760796
IRL
>Be a guy that can't speak
>Kill aliens
easy one
>praise the gods!!
>the gods help us
>the gods can move us...?
>the gods feed us to sharks!?!
>oh gods fuck the gods!!!
"Horror" game that only got popular because 12 of years old furries that couldnt stop sucking the developer's dick.
>>695760865
Too ez?
>>695760940
snarf-life
>>695760796
Sims
>>695760940
Half life
>>695760993
FNAF
>"Horror" game that only got popular because 12 of years old furries that couldnt stop sucking the developer's dick.
>>695761045
>>695761002
Win my rars
>>695761110
Yes
>>695761128
Shit, why did it got posted twice.
>>695757353
Black and White
>man with fucking huge biceps goes on shooting rampage in Africa
Psycho kid that killed his mom now is making deals with the devil.
>>695761399
Thank you for knowing this anon.
>>695761405
RE5
>Be a game that uses a specific genre of video games so it can be called an esport and get a lot of money
>Bait the players by using the boobylicious female characters
>Not be league of legends
>>695757353
Sounds interesting
>>695761515
winklerar
>be emo
>kill jesus and "kill" death
> you save hummanity with a object throwing gun and this mixed bitch with some scientest
>>695760985
Super Mario Brothers
>>695760985
Lol what is this!?!? Give a hint.
>>695761618
Snarf Life Doo
>>695761618
Snorf life 2?
>>695761705
The clue is you are gay
>max payne, but online and everybody is max payne
>Isn't actually max payne
>>695757353
Clash of clans
>>695761705
Hint: It's an app game.
>>695758262
That one M rated Wii game where some kids fight Giant fungi?
>>695760985
Pocket god you dumbass faggots
>Some cyborg guy that shoots some robot aliens on PS1, first off has a cool looking blade and then gets a gun and has no need to use the blade anymore
>Who's got leg?
>NO KING
>>695761873
Max Payne 5: max paynier
>>695762057
Metal gear solid
>>695762108
it's a sourcemod
>>695762057
Skyrim
>>695762269
Nah, WAAAY less popular
>>695760271
The order 1887
>>695762057
Super mario life 3
>>695760985
Sharknado the game
>Be bald
>Dress up a lot
>>695762518
Winrar
>teenage angst
>lots of teenage angst
>wtf, the weather ain't looking good
>take lots of pictures and time travel
>>695762608
Super mario galaxy
>>695762608
Hit man
>>695762608
Hitman
>>695762724
Tumblr: the game
>>695756855
Dead Rising?
>>695758262
Dark Souls
>>695758578
Game Developer Simulator or whatever its called
>>695760985
>>695761913
Pocket God? Godus?
>>695762777
Trips = winrar
>>695762724
Definetly not that tumblr girl called Max and that hc punk girl called Chloe
>>695760271
The order 1887>>695762459
*1886
>>695762781
Rar the win
>>695762724
Life is weird I love that game
>>695762889
definitely not
>>695763000
Checked
>>695756650
I think alan wake was a really good guess. man that game fuckign sucked holy shit.
>on ps2
>be aspie with mind powers
>sneak into camp for aspies
>dig through people's memories
>fight animals with your mind
>stop some douche from stealing everyone's brains
>wear stupid flyer hat and scarf
>Have blocks
>Not be Minecraft
>>695763354
Dirt 2
>>695762724
Life is Strange
>>695763354
Donald Trump building simulator
>Cyberpunk
>Sneaky sneaky sneaky
>MODIFICATIONS
>>695763316
Sherlock holmes vidya
>>695763354
Roblox
> only know my family and origins as text options
> fuck it I'll help this merchant
> now I'm the head of a fucking army
> burn the peasants
> life is good when you sell prisoners of war
>dindunuffin
>people hate me
>must clear name
>might kill erry' one might not
>hot damn the betrayal
>>695763467
I love you
>>695763316
psychonauts
>>695763512
Deus ex
>>695763512
Transistor
>click
>300
>300
>100
>50
>miss
>>695763546
Winrar there
>strategies the attacks for your men
>protect your leader in battle
>kill the the enemies
>fuckin kill their leader and they fall to you
>>695763574
San Andreas?
>>695763543
No
>>695763596
Fuck yeah. Winrar
>>695763682
Every Total war game ever?
>>695763619
Nice my friend
>>695759050
Alien Isolation. Not sure bout the rign part, didnt finish the game.
>>695763682
Chess
>scream a lot
>react fast
>strike faster
>>695763699
Very good guess but not black, Genuinely dindunuffin
>>695763626
Undertale
>>695761873
Double Action Boogaloo
>>695763512
that game that begins with d
dishonored
Here's one.
>Brexit Simulator 2015
>>695763682
Heroes of MnM?
>>695754583
Conkers bad fur day
>>695763816
Heavy Rain
>>695763816
Heavy Rain?
>SHAUN
>>695763816
Bloodborne?
>>695763853
Sure this will be winrar
>>695763827
Osu?
>>695763795
Win my rar
>>695763914
>>695763897
no
also
>it cold
>>695763853
winzip
>>695760271
Saboutour
>>695763838
i cant tell if you're joking, but no.
>2005
>hot shit street racer
>kicking ass and taking names
>hey bro how's your car running
>lose car
>start all over
>kick more ass for old car
>>695763914
you mean
>JASON
>everyone has ridiculous hair and clothing
>some shit about a heart and two types of creature connected to it
>bitchin soundtrack
>>695759963
>>695760438
>>695760631
they should really remake that game. The atmosphere was great. And it was pretty hard aswell.
>>695764110
This must be Winrar
>be lost
>be dark
>collect evidence
>don't let the pedophile catch you
>Have a hoodie
>Be a mutant
>A bunch of rogue AI's become self aware and seek out to kill their master before he kills them.
>>695764155
Shit yeah, been too long.
>>695764209
instead we get rabbits
>>695759356
underage b&
>>695764196
Undertale
>>695764254
Prototype.
>>695764254
Prototype
>>695756317
Painkiller
>>695764196
Kingdom Hearts? Final Fantasy?
>>695764254
Prototype
>>695763574
Dishonored then
>>695764254
Prototype ??
>>695764112
Need for speed
>>695764351
winrar
>>695764351
>>695764352
That timing
>>695764400
WINRAR
>>695764379
Kingdom hearts indeed