Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Commit heresy!
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WtxOp6jlMs
>>695745044
Yadda yadda use original rules
Etc.
Desu~
BRICK SQUAD Reporting in
>>695745044
*Instert complaining about rules here*
>>695745170
Did you die?
Dio-sama...
>>695745302
Insert*
Claiming this cute lady
Claimed.
still here
Claiming before I head off to work. Back in 40 mins.
>>695744774
Kirishima is pretty cute but not very noticeable, she's my backup FBB.
Tokitsukaze looks very cute but obviously haven't reached her yet. I generally form my opinions on a girl after getting her and hearing her lines.
>>695745044
So I can't insult or be insulted this thread?
I'm down with a ceasefire.
>>695745465
Nice thumbnail
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>695745208
Back to work desu
>>695745529
Oh look, a Shiki fag~
>>695745581
Fuck off, I'm at home, desu.
>>695745170
>>695745302
Obligatory Blow me.
>>695745481
Neither of those are in the rules. Do what you want.
Claimed... again :v
claimed
>>695745715
Here, have a cute Rem, desu.
> Kongou
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>695745664
Im still waiting for alpha desu
>>695745715
From the thumbnail I though she was covered in semen...
>>695745824
You're right. I'll work on it now, desu.
>>695745208
>>695745664
>>695745917
kongou best shipfu desu~
clmd
Claimed best assassin
>>695745970
>Best assassin
>not the government
Am dissapoint
>>695745970
More like Claimed best Thumbnail amiright?
10 points hufflepuff
>>695745956
Agreed. My waifu is the waifu that will pierce the heavens, desu~
>>695745465
kek, nice thumbnail indeed.
I can respect those opinions.
Kirishima is my favourite Kongou class and Tokitsu is probably my favourite destroyer.
>>695745956
You're not even trying to hide it holy shit
>>695745664
Oh look a certified boatfucker.
>>695744210
(anon who makes good edits)
spider maid
>>695744333
(discount konata)
because your the only one who uses :o apart from konata
roll
>>695744374
(akiko)
二をありがとうございました（You's）
ベルギーの割引ドイツではありませんか？
>>695744774
(kyouko)
it was me sachi
i could bake a cake :o
>>695745044
so you telling me i should switch to megumin
>>695745208
desu desu
Picking only one is hard
>>695745970
Wrong image
>>695746218
Favorite destroyer is probably the simple Hibiki or Akatsuki
>>695746141
I like seaport hime more.
>>695746245
Too on point.
Switch to her hat.
Hi there.
>>695746218
Heresy. I don't like glasses.
>>695746229
Hei~
>>695746245
Moshi moshi, Kongou desu~
>>695746470
Seaport Hime is indeed a nice pick. Those tiddies are fantastic.
>>695746376
Ayyyy shiro, desu~
>>695746443
DesDiv 6 girls are fine I guess.
I like Ikazuchi the most out of them.
>>695746652
Hi again.
>>695745702
I mean, if you insist.
>>695746652
Hello, what ya up to?
>>695746734
Hi there, any plans for the day?
>>695746734
> I don't like glasses.
Funny, I love girls with glasses instead.
That's why I like Ooyodo aswell.
Ok then, 2nd favourite Kongou after Bongou?
If it's Haruna I'm gonna kill myself.
>>695746245
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>695745917
I'll be waiting.
>>695746948
Haruna is alright.
Claiming Holo.
>>695747092
Korbo*
>>695747092
>Korbo
fixed it for you
>>695746948
You already know my opinion on this.
>>695746443
>Favorite destroyer
That's way too easy to answer, Murakumo.
>>695746929
Just working on my game.
>>695746948
It's actually a tie between Hiei and Haruna. Haruna is quiet and I love her hair. Hiei is just a crazy lesbian that's adorable.
>>695747035
Haruna daijoubu, desu~
>>695746220
But Kongou is best ship
What are you an Iowafag?
>>695746245
Eh, Germany a shit
>>695747164
fit claim
>>695746330
herro
MANNY IS TRENDY I WANT TO SUCK HIS BENDY
I just found a flaw in the waifu can only be claimed once rule.
If they go by many different names like korbo, holo,horo,holow,hobo,whorbo you can claim the same waifu under a different name
>>695747499
Both ships you mentioned are trash, you should browse some more KC art.
>>695747566
Only canonical alter ego's apply
FOR MANNY I WILL BECOME A TRANNY
FUCK YOU SYNDRA ITS ME
>>695747201
Kill yourself
>>695747171
Kill yourself
>>695747566
Then that's not claiming. That's simply using an image and claiming some random name. The claim isn't in the image, it's in the character, desu.
>>695746765
I'm watching Yamato 2199 right now, looking over some sheet music, and preparing for another all nighter.
>>695746756
Cutie.
>>695747325
Yep, I do indeed.
>>695747035
She's... I don't know, I dislike her personality a bit.
>>695747413
Mmmh, for me it's like
Kiribear>Hiei>Kongou=Haruna
Hiei was the first Kongou class I got, I like her personality a lot.
>>695747730
No thank you
>>695746756
Didn't expect you to be that easy.
>>695748025
Heretic
>>695746756
I do also love the design of Hatzuzuki but I can't say a girl I don't have is my favorite.
>>695747325
I really don't get what you see in her.
I WANT GENDO IKARI TO FUCK ME RAW
>>695747937
Kirishima is lowest in mine only because she's too tame. Haruna is the quiet idiot that is just plain adorable. Hiei is bubbly and dumb, but looks up to Kongou a lot more than the other two. And we all know why I love Kongou. She's classy, elegant, and pure. Plus she's a real friend to everyone else, desu.
>>695746485
ok your the heretic
>>695746734
not karen desu?
>>695747026
shino throwing sachi off of a bridge.jpg
>>695747092
its hobo you furry freak
>>695747499
but so is belgium
>sachi following the rules
>>695748341
Stop using desu wrong you retard
>>695748502
Stop assuming people have a mental disability because they use desu wrong
>>695748687
Obviously they do
>>695748757
No u desu~
MY NAME IS BARRY I WANT TO SUCK OFF GENDO IKARI
>>695748941
Retard
>>695749129
Autism desu~
fucking reteded elitists
>>695748472
Belgium is okay
Nothing ever really happens, which is why the recent occasional attacks are such a big deal
We are watching the new Stranger Things on netflix on the stream
>>695747026
I fuckin love it. saved fam
>Shinoro
>>695749393
hey mi liu
>>695748211
Hatsuzuki a cute, best of Akizuki class for sure.
> I can't say a girl I don't have is my favorite.
Bad feeling when you miss events or you weren't playing at the time and you don't have girls that were granted rewards.
Makes them a lot harder to get.
Thankfully the only ones I'm missing are like Arashi,Okinami,Harukaze and Oyashio which are like destroyers that I don't really care about.
>>695748049
Tsk, are you backing off now?
>>695748341
Mmmh, I can respect that I guess.
I just like Kirishima's personality instead.
And glasses, that's why I like Roma aswell, even if a lot of people dislike her.
>>695748472
Well since heresy is in fashion, maybe i'll be a spider for a thread.
>>695749129
Spotted the small dick cuck
LMFUCKINGO
I WANT TO FUCK GENDO IKARI WHEN PLAYING ATARI
>>695749499
nice
>>695749493
>Thankfully the only ones I'm missing are like Arashi,Okinami,Harukaze and Oyashio which are like destroyers that I don't really care about.
Forgot to mention they were drop only so you had to farm for them and I couldn't be bothered.
>>695749499
Leg-man.
>>695749499
go for it
>>695748502
>>695748687
>>695748757
>>695748941
>>695749129
>>695749237
>>695749270
This is great. I use "desu" because it's what I started doing a while back and how people recognize me. Don't like it, just hide the post. Simple, desu :^)
>>695749393
Fuck off Mi.
>>695747830
>all nighter
I'll most likely do that too.
>>695749493
Chalk it up to intimidation. I hear Kyouko has a lot of experience handling a spear.
This thread got funky.
>>695749711
Use filenames you discount Megumin
>>695749767
Nou~
>>695749711
Very nice desu~
>>695749767
>Still using filename randomizer
Oy vey get a trip.
>>695750023
Yes
>>695750002
thats how i prefer it desu~
I WANT IKARI TO FIDDLE MY CALAMARI
>>695750002
good or bad?
Mai x mi liu
>>695748211
>I really don't get what you see in her.
And I don't see how you can't see why she deserves so much love.
>fluffiest hair, period
>I dislike most tsundere attitudes but hers is perfected
>beautiful and unique lamp ears
>outfit overall looks good and has nice colors
>loli with longest legs
>her weaponry is quite interesting, specially the lance
I didn't want to include such vulgar point but I will still do it.
>best butt
>>695749493
Hatsuzuki > Teruzuki > Akizuki
>>695749907
> I hear Kyouko has a lot of experience handling a spear.
Damn it, getting personal aren't we?
I can't say anything about Shizuru, I don't know really anything about her, aside how she looks.
And that she wears skimpy bikinis.
I WANT GENDO IKARI TO FUCK ME ON A SAFARI
Claimed best whore in kancolle
>>695750298
My next commission
>>695750412
Post some ass so I can fap
>>695749660
Certainly.
>>695750322
Just teasing. Don't mind me.
And frankly, i have no idea why she wears such skimpy bikinis.
Fan art is a strange and mysterious beast.
>>695750232
Funky isn't good or bad. It's just funky.
MY ASS IS SCARRY BECAUSE OF GENDO IKARI
>>695750681
>And frankly, i have no idea why she wears such skimpy bikinis.
It's ok, it's not like I dislike it.
:^)
>>695750617
here we go boya
MAI AND MI LIU SHIP WHEN
SHINOA GET ON THIS
Why is this thread filled with Foreign trash?
Trump 2016, Make /waifu/ great again
Saber claim
>>695750412
I think that's Kashima, you can have the second best whore title.
>>695747413
Haruna is my favourite Kongou, despite being quiet she isn't really quiet about her love for TK.
KanColle sucks.
>>695750023
>implying I'm discount Megumin
Nice try tho, desu.
>>695751099
A megumin changef to kongou tho
>>695750991
Haruna is alright.
>>695750815
This poster is the hero this generic thread needs
Never stop anon
Never stop
>>695751098
Yo mama suck better
>>695751183
Yes, one did. That was a heretic while I was in prison, desu.
>>695751348
>>695751348
Did you get butt raped
Mai x Mi Liu when?
>>695750092
You're so right Ruri, for now on I'm going to attach this trip to all of my posts.
![Syndra [73].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QDirGBy.gif "Syndra [73].gif")
>>695750991
I dubth that kashima can outwhore Iowa
Also, is outwhore a word?
>>695751423
I wish. Sadly, after even covering my asshole in peanut butter, it still didn't happen, desu.
>>695750846
Yeah me neither. :^)
So double choc and marshmallow muffins. Fuck yeah.
>>695751639
Faggot
Claimed
>>695751620
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2276981?pool_id=11085
Related
>>695751715
Can't see why anyone would.
Unless they dislike lolis that is.
>>695751548
Nice. So when will you teach me how to reverse the post header?
I didn't make Yuuko post that comic but I led you to find it.
>>695751620
Probably not, but it could be.
>>695751843
I can be whatever I want. Stop oppressing me, white cis male, desu.
>>695751945
And who dislikes lolis, right?
IM A WEEB WITH A KUNAI GETTING FUCKED BY IKARI
>>695752189
Dio
Kurumi
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>695751945
kek
>>695752189
Who doesnt
IM PLAYING A NINTENDO WHILE SUCKING OFF GENDO
>>695752189
I can think of a few people.
Not me though.
>>695752161
Fag
>>695751928
Oh look. A worst girl.
RIP in peace.
CAPITAN GENDO THE SEXY COMMANDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCJmRD0904o
*farts*
uh oh....STINKY!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
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! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
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POOP
>>695750781
ok then. how are you besides funky
>>695752161
i want to oppress kongou desu~
>>695752041
Copy-paste the right-to-left override character in the subject field.
>>695752329
They don't count.
>>695752392
You hate everything.
You don't count either.
>>695752417
They also don't count.
>>695752578
Fucking apex kek
10/10
>>695752677
Enjoying the sluts of OniiAi. Grinning like an idiot.
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>695753153
Especially lolis with eye patches.
>>695753282
oh well fun
>>695753282
>Grinning like an idiot.
Mission accomplished
>>695753423
So you hate like, 4 or so different people's waifus?
Good thing i'm Rachnera this thread.
Thanks Mai.
Reminder if you dislike loli's you are a fag and should go kys
>>695753655
Spooky.
>>695753790
Even spookier.
wait
Hey this is pretty good.
>>695754283
What have I done?
Hey Mai, what's your favourite Mai pic?
>>695754488
Yuuko.
![Syndra [192].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSvpTre.jpg "Syndra [192].jpg")
>>695753770
I actually cant think of any other right now.
Also the image limit is coming close.
>>695745804
Neko Rem! Saved :3
To be honest I have some weakness for short haired girls, but i really liked her development
>>695745902
This...
anon... you left me without words
>>695754597
You shared knowledge, that's not something to cry about. I will barely use it and was simply curious about how you did it.
>>695754283
Not even cringe at all?
>>695754640
>>695754996
That's cute.
>>695754640
Kyouko
>>695754996
Cat mai is still the best
I think it was mai 35
BEHOLD:
>>695755555
@695755561
You fukken succ
>>695754881
Me, Megu, Aksuka, Rikka, and that girl from kill la kill.
Probably more i can't think of right now.
>>695755561
Thumbnails are a waste of bandwidth
The goods are in the fridge
>>695755561
>he didn't roll for Karen lewds
Wasted
Literally almost everyone has gotten quints at some point. gets under quints aren't that impressive in /waifu/
>>695755379
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>>695755561
>(Cross-thread)
>>695756380
Rolling for Karen lewds
![Syndra [86].png](https://i.imgur.com/asipfz4.png "Syndra [86].png")
>>695756177
I guess that doesnt change much.
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