I find it shocking that sex is actually a normal part of other people's lives. Sex has always been nothing but a fantasy to me, but to others it's normal.
Imagine going to space: You fantasise about going to space, and you think: "Damn, it would be cool to go to space". Then you hear that other people go to space regularly, and that it is completely normal to them. Then you are considered weird for never having gone to space.
Of course I know that going to space and having sex are not the same things, but the logic still applies. Sex has been nothing but a fantasy to me, and I get shocked when I hear that it's a normal part of other people's lives; and likewise, they get shocked when they hear that I've never experienced it.
Sex kinda just happens to people, and I have no idea how that works.
>>695699976
Lol dude we have dicks and girls have coochies. We are already pre-programmed to fuck each other as a species. Spending all your time on a screen your entire life is what made it a fantasy to you.
>>695699976
i feel the same way bro
>>695699976
No matter how fat ugly or both that you are OP there is always a girl who will be interested. I think the big problem people like you have you watch so much porn you aren't attracted to girls who don't look like your favourite pornstar. Find yourself a fat ugly chick and you might get lucky.
>>695700984
Woah, I never thought about that
>>695699976
Jesus fucking christ dude
Save some money and call a hooker or something, fuck a guy or a dog so some shit like that
Wtf is wrong with you
>>695701427
This is what I'm talking about. People just don't get it
>>695701557
Well explain what is your mental problem then, have you tried going to the psychologist? What do you expect, life is not magical place, if you really want to have sex you will do everything possible and not wank and moan over 4 chan users
>>695701427
i want to fuck a guy
>>695701882
Then do it , what is stopping you
>>695701190
Not sure if your OP but I'm not sure if you are fat or ugly maybe your a 10/10 but just an autist. But my point was be realistic. If your a bit fat don't expect a girl with a perfect model body. Go for girls who are similar to you.
You might get lucky, I think I'm maybe 8/10 and see guys I'd class as 5-6 with girls is be too scared to ask out. But to put it bluntly beggars can't be choosers and having sex with a less attractive girl to get some experience and confidence is better then your hand.
>>695701427
> hooker
> guy
> dog
> Wtf is wrong with you
cool
>>695701972
You have never lived if you have never fucked at least one of these
>>695700113
Allow me to disperse some myths about sex:
1.It's nothing special, don't overhype it. Never psych yourself to such a degree over something so trivial.
2.It can get pretty dull. I am no Casanova, but I had my share of pussy and would occasionally cheat on my wife with some easy skank.
3.If you hate repetitive activities, sex will be boring to you. If you like variety, pumping in and out into a pussy for a better part of an hour can feel bland.
4. If you decide to actually have sex, don't jerk off or watch porn for a minimum of a week. You will not cum from blowjobs and vaginal sex and she would have to finish you off with a handjob for the tripple your usual jerk off time.
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>>695699976
the guy on mr. robot looks like a sea monkey
>>695701724
You assume I have a mental problem because I can't get laid. I just don't know where to go. I'm a programmer/computer enthusiast, and there aren't exactly flooded with girls there. I don't want to go to clubs, because they are too loud and annoying for me. There are no girls at school, since I'm studying to become a web developer, and there are no girls there. I could maybe go to dating sites or Tinder, but I don't know. It feels degrading to put myself out there like that, as if I was simply some ware on eBay.
>>695702078
you have never lived if you have never fucked all of these
at once
>>695701427
Hooker said no...
>>695702170
>It feels degrading to put myself out there like that, as if I was simply some ware on eBay.
Well, anon, you are fucking up yourself, don't expect girls to come running to you. This is not how sex works , you can just sit all day and expect pussy rain. You dont want to go out, you dont want to go clubbing , just sing up for a dating service ffs
>>695702242
true that
>>695699976
Feel the same bro, you're not alone
26 and i've been having such a hard time just getting a date that it still baffles me people actually have regular sex
It just doesn't happen to some people, me included :/
>>695702311
There are literally thousands of hookers out there
Because sex isn't a big deal. it's unhealthy to obsess over it like its a magical thing that will make you a different person after you lose it
>>695699976
sex slave on the pill is best way to go
>>695702561
post pic
are you that ugly
>>695702311
i laughed so hard at this holy shit also chekd
>>695702138
Listen to this man. I made this mistake once.
I took 45 minutes to cum from a handjob cos I had been wanking too much.
>>695702170
>>695702170
there is it
you're a fat fuck sitting at a computer all day
you have to at least go and meet people. and of course you have to put yourself out there as "some ware" because if you're looking for hookups you're just some dude clinging onto a dick
if you want proper sex than get yourself romantic love which probably wont ever happen because you're way too neurotic and your dream women you imagine as your mom with the looks of your favorite pornstar.
get yourself a hooker, puttana
>>695702755
>>695700984
This.
As long as she can wash her ass properly and isn't an STD factory you should be good to go. It's all about the experience. Don't go into it thinking you're going to marry the first girl you fuck. No one does that nowadays, and even if they do I'm guessing that small handful of idiots end up cheating.
>>695702138
Not jerking of makes you last longer?
Isn't it the other way around?
>>695702138
I love repetitive activities! When I jerk off, I don't do it because I want to or because it feels particularly great; I do it because it has become like a routine for me. Every weekday at 8:30PM I have my daily wank, even if I don't feel like it.
>>695702170
go to bars. hang out there late. there will be drunk women looking to get laid.
>>695703009
No, that's a common misconception. Porn and jerking off really desensitizes you, so go through a dry spell if you anticipate you will be having sex a week from now. You will be vastly more turned on.
>>695701935
my looks and fears
>>695703009
I kinda ruined my sex life by jerking off back when I had a lady
>>695703009
hes saying jerking off will make you last longer. it will be impossible to cum. this is happening to me right now.
as for OP, i went on /soc/ and found a girl the same age as me nearby. we are now fucking regularly.
>>695699976
idk man even animals have sex. it takes alot more to go to space. i guess the logic applies if it takes none to go to space
>>695703433
>wants to fuck a guy
>scared about looks
Go to a fucking gay bar, see what happens. These people are animals.
>>695702889
kek
for real though I used to wank like 5 times a day. that was a wakeup call for me, now it's like 3 times a week (if even that)
>>695703009
It's hard to describe. yes wanking makes you last longer, but only technically. your dick gets used to intense stimulation from your hand, and you'll enjoy handjobs from other people less especially
>>695703386
maybe if you do it too much. if I waited a week & then fucked I'd be done in 30 seconds.
>>695703386
not jerking off will make you cum super quick. if you jerk off too much, you will be unable to cum.
>>695702638
I ain't gonna post my pic on 4chan, lol
But here's the thing. In today's world, if you're not selling yourself on social medial/ dating sites and if you're not a super extrovert, you're not getting laid, period
I try to meet people, but if you're not going to bar/clubs each week because you hate those places and don't use tinder, what's left to you?
>>695703119
If you are a fan of ritualistic repetitive activities, an active sex life is for you. The irony in the matter is that usually women are described as "just lying there" and not doing much, but whenever I have sex, I am adamant about the girl riding me "because I like it that way", when in truth I just don't want to bother. Patrician sex for life!
>>695699976
i was woken up earlier with sex
sex is cool but don't let yourself get dependent on sex.
>>695703623
i have performance anxiety, i guess :(
it tell myself sex isnt important, and even if we assume that is true, i also feel a need for emotional intimacy and feeling loved. a need that is not met
>>695703941
Your hand
If you don't like bars, clubs or tinder then fine. You're not allowed complain about being a virgin anymore though.
>>695704181
There you have it.
I should be able to choose something other than a slut or an attention whore. Thanks a lot
>>695703941
political parties, weird clubs, sport events, random activities like hiking or skiing. as long as you're not an autistic social retard you can meet people basically everywhere as long as you leave your fucking house for once
go and talk to a hobo or something. do it fgit
>>695703941
OP i met a girl on soc, you can do it too
>>695699976
Dude I've just had sex. Sex is so overrated, believe me. You are not missing much, although you should definitely try. I even nutted into this girl because she asked me to, I hope she didn't lie about being on the pill. In fact, fuck sex mate
OP, I've lead an active sex life since I was 15. Trust me, it's not hard to get laid. I'm not even that "alpha"
>>695704325
then get yourself a nerdy girl but even when you got the courage to go to the library you'd still be ugly and fat
go for a run to your nearest gym and get a membership and work out at least 3 times a week
then, about 6-10 months late,r and you're still an ugly virgin then you can complain, until then, loose your fat, you wont freeze
>>695704343
I'll take that advice, thanks. Though i find it super hard to talk to people out cold in public places, like, i don't to be that creepy guy :/
>>695704349
I'm not OP, but i can relate to him
>>695704325
And we shouldn't have children starving in Africa, what's your point?
The reality is that you can get laid without needing to resort to attention whores, but you need to lower your standards AND be willing to pull the long con where a long term relationship is concerned.
Basically you can't just instantly bang chicks who look the ones you jack off to unless you're Chad Thundercock, but you can do this:
meet like a 6/10 at work/school/college/house party and put the moves on her. get her number, meet up for a date, go out with her for a few weeks and then bang her. if you can't manage that then I'm sorry for ya pal but that's all it is
>>695704743
I'm neither ugly nor fat.
I kissed a couple girls and even ate one out. It just never lead to sex somehow and i'm having a hard time finding new opportunities (average once or twice a year) :/
It's hard for you people to understand, but some people just don't have a flourished social life, while being otherwise normal and healthy
>>695699976
Sex is only for beautiful people...and is overrated. Porn will never let you down.
>>695705315
Well im fat and ugly but i still enjoy sex with my fat and ugly gf, its my life after all
>>695704895
If i kissed/dated girls my taste before, it's only natural i'd expect to have sex with one of them.
I ain't never lowering my standards for that precise reason, that's disgusting
>>695699976
Going to space? Never heard of the pussy being put on that much of a pedestal. Just treat it normally, and it will come, pun intended
>>695699976
I feel the same way about scholarships and grants. No matter how many I apply to there is always some qualification that I'm missing or need to be revisited. I hear it all the time from students and family gatherings.
"Oh that's cool Anon. My son just got a full scholarship to ____."
"Yeah it's easy Anon. All you have to do is write a paper. I bullshitted mine last year and still got money."
Are these fucks serious or is this some sick inside joke?
>>695705191
then get outside and meet people
it's fucking easy, go outside, meet people. engage with people and not be totally weird, soround yourself with people that have the same hobby as you and stop feeling that entitled
>>695705510
Man look I've been there, sometimes it just doesn't happen for whatever reason. Like she gets cold feet or you can't seal the deal, shit happens.
>I ain't never lowering my standards for that precise reason, that's disgusting
I did say 6/10 though, it's not like I was saying you necessarily have to fuck ugly/fat chicks.
Unless by "disgusting you meant morally reprehensible, in which case I dunno man.
>>695705510
hahahaha
>>695705816
Top kekerino
If you are that scared then dont do it faggot, have the fucking urge all ur live and be a fucking bitch bout it, that way we get the pussy you are lefting behind, cause you do, nasty autistic pussy, but at least you leave something for someone with fucked off fetiches
>>695704772
>
you need some conversation starter
a shared activity is almost always working
i met my ex-gf on a ski lift
IS it even possible to find a GIRLFRIEND if you have NO FRIENDS or no social circle whatsoever?
I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER THERE'S A CHANCE for me OR I'M DOOMED TO DIE AS AN UNLOVED VIRGIN
>>695706251
no it's not possible
you'll feel better if you just accept it
source: i'm a wizard
>>695705315
>Sex is only for beautiful people
yes
>..and is overrated
No
>>695706251
Not necessary but it helps.
>>695702242
So are we talking a male dog hooker or some freaky threesome or both?
>>695706827
im up for anything with a pulse
>>695706349
I undervalued the concept of having friends when i was a child.
Never made any true friendships during elementary/highschool.
Now as an adult, i see people everywhere getting jobs, relationships exclusively through friends and acquaintances.
Seems i've fucked myself.
>>695705955
>then get outside and meet people
>it's fucking easy
No, it's not, i'm super introverted. But i understand why you'd think otherwise.
>soround yourself with people that have the same hobby
I did. Didn't change anything though, the key really is to meet new people on a regular basis :/
>>695706029
>>695706203
Thanks for the advice/support!
>I did say 6/10 though, it's not like I was saying you necessarily have to fuck ugly/fat chicks.
What i meant is i'd never do someone i didn't like. The irony is i've been rejected by 6/10, 7/10 girls because they thought i was messing with them (i'm considered good looking)
>>695707199
I have 1 firend atm ,used to have a lot in high school and i was very social ... that didnt do me any good
look all people are shit , they want to use you and fuck you up in the end,sometimes all you need is urself
>>695707199
It ain't what ya know its who ya know.
Old saying.
>>695706330
An orgasm is an orgasm. Unless you have a belt around your neck or injecting heroin in your cock....then it's a little more intense.
>>695707263
Buy a guitar, girls love musicians
Learn to play like pro
????
PROFIT
Nothing sexier than a hairy cream pie where you can see all the wet hairs and rivulets of sperm on them. Every girl I've fucked has had bush, my wife has a bush and we make hairy cream pies. Sometimes she asks me to masturbate and cum right in her pubic hair and she rubs it in. Sometimes she's in the mood for me to cum right on her hairy asshole. Her asshole is ringed by dark straight long hairs. When eating her asshole sometimes loose hairs get into my mouth. I take these hairs and dry them and and put them in a paper envelope with her name on it. Then later when she isn't around I'll take the hairs out, put them in my mouth, and masturbate thinking about eating her asshole. I think I've collected enough loose hairs from her asshole to make another hairy asshole.
>>695705315
Money is only for rich people...and is overrated
>>695707477
>>695699976
The key is being over 12
>>695707477
Oh God, here comes that guy again
>>695707477
I'm not sure if trolling...but I completely agree. My gf shaves.....but I cheat on her with a natural girl because it's so hot.
>>695707477
>>695707534
That is completely true
>>695707794
worth it. do you get hairs in your mouth?
>>695699976
The path of the wizard is for you
>>695707794
Nothing like urrea, sweat, and abrasion!
>natural
>read: lazy
>>695707882
Yea....I dont mind her ass in my mouth...some hairs are bound to get in there. Mostly I like cum matted public hair....and seeing it busting out of her tiny thong.
>>695707477
Okay man I actually like bush but this is fucking nasty tbqh
>>695702311
Hah! You must be ugly as fuck!
>>695707981
maybe if you piss on an SOS pad and then try to fuck it. KEK
>>695699976
how old are you? im 21 only had sex with 3 people, soon to be 4 tonight
but i've had sex atleast 1000 times, you legit just can't find anyone? whats the go
>>695707981
I have a beard....it has its own abrasive tendencies. Am I lazy, or just prefer to have a beard?
>>695708086
I like watching pubic and ass hair poking out of wife's bikini bottom. she has a lot of hair and when she jumps in the water and come out there is hair showing. I like watching her especially when she gets out and walks back to her chair. In the pool I sometimes see hair floating and try to identify pubic hairs. I try to imagine the assholes they came from.
>>695702157
He's a punchable face owning annoying cunt. Perfect for the role he plays.
>>695707981
both
I identify with OP. I just don't get it. I feel qualified for a sexual encounter, but nothing has ever happened. I'm approaching 30 now.
Can't stand pubic hair personally.
>>695708343
The other girl is a total fucking hippie. She shaves her legs and armpits...but her bush is out of this world and a total slut. I think I'm smitten.
>>695708622
You like your women to look like children?
I have the same problem, except that I'm more interested in getting an actual relationship, not just sex. I hate parties and bars and spend my free time making art and playing video games, so it's impossible to meet anyone. I study media stuff and there's plenty of guys in the school, but basically everyone is already taken. The only ones left are fat neckbeards. I'm decent looking, but it doesn't help when I'm introverted as heck. And my standards are less about looks and more about the chemistry, which I just can't seem to find with anyone. Except for the ones that are already taken. So no luck, looks really aren't much help in life, being an extrovert is what gets you both friends and relationships. Just have to accept it. We might be forever alone, but luckily there's more to life than dating.
>>695708828
Don't like pubic hair. That's all. Smoother is better.
>>695708500
Everyone is qualified for sex, but fat and ugly people would completely kill the situation. Get yourself to a 7.5 out of 10 then start thinking about it.
>>695708208
I just don't know where to look. People just tell me to go outside, but I don't know where. Places that are acceptable to ask people out in only seem to be either schools, bars or clubs. Either that, or some gathering centred around a hobby. I just never go to these places, either because I don't like drinking or loud music, or because my hobby is devoid of any women. Online dating seems to be my only choice, but I'm having some doubts, as it seems a bit weird to put up an ad of myself out there.
One only girl I ever had sex with in my 35 years, was a girl that was more interested in me, than I was in her. It completely flipped the books, and It got me sex.
Girls being interested in me is super fucking rare. So people who have sex regularly have lots of people interested in them all the time.
I get nothing but flakeouts, and girls who just bail out even at the beginning stages of knowing each other. It sets me back constantly, and I often feel indifferent to relationships, because they just aren't for me.
>>695699976
man... i fucked around for like 7 years and its not a big deal. got in love, got rejected and now i didn't had a seaxual relationship in a year... it aint so bad. i would like to but it feels so fake after knowing what it should be
>>695708909
Damn, everything you said describes myself perfectly too :/
>>695699976
no fret anon.
it'll happen eventually.
just like death!
>>695708909
>>695709241
Being introverted is a bitch, a fkcing curse...
>>695705191
I'm the same as you op I didn't get laid till I was 21, just never went anywhere. Then two weekends in a row I took mdma went a bar and got a laid easy as that.
>>695709381
this guy!
>>695709292
>it'll happen eventually.
Just be yourself!
>>695699976
Confidence is Key. That is all, fake it till you make it-- girls are attracted with their shit together so even if you feel this way inside find something that drive you and makes yu confident in yourself. A passion or a hobby
>>695709381
nice
>>695709241
Well, that's kind of good to know actually. If there are more people like me out there, maybe I'll someday accidentally run into one.
It's a double-edged sword, mang.
In relationships people suffer for sex,but hookers and one night stands are dangerous because of std-s.
>>695709052
First off...if you don't want to find a date. You won't. If you don't go out of your way to look for and find dateable women You will not. Online, clubs, meet-ups, hobbies....all of the above. No girl...I mean no girl is gonna just fall from the sky on you.
>>695709361
shut up faggot, just because you're introverted you don't have to be anti social
>>695709517
Confidence is key but access to opportunities or at least, the perceived access to opportunities is just as important.
You can be a Chad, but if you're in the middle of the desert (literal or figurative) , you ain't gonna get laid.
Sex isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It seems magical because you've never had it. Once you have constant access, it loses a lot of its charm.
Well as a matter of fact I managed to lay a girl but then it wouldn't even get hard. I wasn't excited at all
I guess I just hate the company of people
>>695707263
Im The same bro good looking but no friends. Just go to a damn bar get drunk and approach strangers you'll get laid in no time. It's weird af going alone but hey you'll get puss. Take mdma it helps. That or go on grains list and fuck older singers.
>>695709690
Introverted = Less social opportunities
It doesn't mean being a social retard or anti social
>>695709361
Thats an excuse. I fucking hate dancing....but I learned from my own volition....now I can dance with girls and they think I'm awesome and fun. Just because move my feet around.
>>695709737
Women tend to drain the fun out of most situations, so that isn't surprising.
>>695699976
I used to be confident up to the age of about 13, then Isuddenly had a change of interests and preferred to stay in rather than go out with friends. This made me a quieter person and not confident in social situations.
It got to the point that I was worry about what to say or do in certain situations. I would completely overthink things that were so simple. For example, if I thought about going to the movies, I would have a fear of looking stupid by saying something wrong
"Can I have one for Spider-Man please"
Wait, wait, is that what I say? What if he asks "One what?" I will look so stupid
"Can I have one ticket for Spider-Man, please?"
Yeah, that's it! Too late, my overthinking has screwed me once again.
I find myself at age 23 and eager to put my winky in a female's kitchen sinky. I put an ad online on Plenty of Fish.
Within a week I found somebody who was like me, except female. Attractive. Not many friends, preferred staying in, etc.
Tl;dr - I was once shy and stuff but I found somebody online on a dating web site and my confidence came back. Now I have regular sex :)
>>695702138
"it's nothing special, dont overhype it"
well it's probably not special because you never fucked an attractive woman, so don't come talking about no sex being boring because you're a fucking boring ass unattractive male. save that shit
>>695709712
Sex is not as hot as on TV.....they don't queef on TV sex.
>>695709830
It's true being introverted doesn't keep you from meeting people, but it sure as hell doesn't help
>>695703941
I'm not socially outgoing, i'm not active on social media. I've done lots of fucking. Stop making excuses you pathetic piece of shit
>>695702138
Someone isn't doing sex right
>>695709052
You don't go to uni or bars you don't get on tinder you don't get laid simple.
>>695706251
With your attitude you're basically dead, stop being so goddamn pathetic
>mfw this thread
>>695699976
Honestly sex is great but expectations make it meh
>>695708500
"nothing has ever happened"
Well YOU are the male and i'm sad to say this but you are the one who has to do the chasing you lazy fuck. You're supposed to hunt and seduce and charm, but i guess you just wanna sit on your sofa and have attractive girls drop by just because they like your "intellectuality" or something? fucking off yourself already, "qualified for sexual encounter" LOL
>>695710047
Well how did you do it then?
Insulting people with issues doesn't really help anyone now, does it?
That's the same as virgin/slut shaming
>>695702138
sex is like air, nothing special unless you are not getting any
>>695709999
Checked also the truth my gf is a little chubby and it'd like pfft prrr thhphh brr prrbbhh when we have sex sometimes. Awkward as hell but hey sex still rules.
>>695710318
>slut shaming
Being a slut is nothing to be proud of.
>>695709969
I was kinda like you, but i was really attractive. Like really attractive at the age of 14, so i could be quiet or whatever but girls would still like me, i was damn lucky to be able to fuck a lot at that age, now it's getting harder without school and stuff
>>695710418
That's nasty, dump the bitch. The sounds are not a usual
>>695702138
I'm the complete opposite. I've fucked my fair share of women before I got engaged and if I DIDN'T jack off for a while then I'd bust a nut embarrassingly quick during sex. However, jacking off a few hours before having sex, I'd last very long and most times would need one very sloppy blow job to even cum.
>>695709999
Holy shit, check them quads
>>695709922
yeah women suck
>>695710016
Its like being dyslexic....you just have to try harder. If you don't acknowledge your disability and work on overcoming it....you will be 35, sitting in your parents basement, cursing the world because things are harder for you than normal people.
>>695710548
FIGHT ME IRL, PUSSY FAGGOT!!
>>695704152
stop being a fucking pussy welcome to life faggot
I've had 2 partners and you can't get one?
>>695710504
Do you even sex haha? 3/5 girls ive fucked have made fart noises with their vag. More in the chubby ones. Mabye it's because I'm really hung idk.
>>695710070
He forgot to mention that sex is for procreation anyway...so it's pointless 3 weeks of the month.
>>695709972
What up fembot, tell us more about what you think.
I feel the same way. I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around the fact that a girl texts me now and asks me to come over.
Really if you want to change it and make it a reality just practice talking to people(which is mostly just listening to what they have to say and having something to push the conversation forwards) and also fixing up your look. So going to the gym, eating better (Something other than pizza pockets and tendies) and just changing the style of your clothes. Look up how shirts and pants should fit and spend the little extra on nicer clothes. Girls notice it a lot.
Also when you get sweaters make sure it's a really soft material, it'll be a bitch to wash but when you go out and start talking to a girl if she's interested she'll touch you somewhere on your arm so you want her to feel something soft.
>>695699976
>Of course I know that going to space and having sex are not the same things,
Seeing you did neither I'd say you are not qualified to make that judgement
>>695707428
Heroin makes it harder to cum
>>695709972
Lol u mad fatty? Sex is good sometimes but mostly shit or just to get your rocks off and feel a brief connection.
>>695699976
I wish I could completely forget about sex and women altogether. I usually go to the gym to work off that energy but if I take a couple of days off my fucking libido goes super saiyan and I spend most of the day fapping. I feel bad because I should be able to find a woman to have fun sexy time with but then I remember I have depression, social anxiety, and access to a mirror and start to feel bad for other reasons.
>>695710430
>double standard
>>695710318
If i like someone, i make it a goal to make that person "mine" or whatever. Even if that means just striking up a conversation and enjoying the person for that 5 minutes of conversation so be it, i don't have any expectations but i enjoy the moment and simplicity of just being in the moment. I'm kind of attractive as well, i was born with a frame that looks like i've lifted weights and a face that girls like, so if you're not working out go ahead and do that, start dressing well and go out and meet friends of friends, get involved in something that other people are passionate about.
Honestly i met most of my partners through social circles, it was often a friend of a friend
etc.
DONT EVER FORGET to not be needy, you're a individual with self respect who wants to enjoy himself, being needy or creepy needs to be fucking destroyed if its in your behaviour. There is nothing wrong with wanting sex and being sexual, there is nothing wrong with wanting sex with someone you meet even though society programed you to think that you're a monster for wanting to fuck a stranger or something, girls wants to fuck more than you think
>>695710615
And you're absolutely right!
Giving up and not doing anything are the worst things to do.
What sucks though is that these kinds of things are obvious to most people and the ones that just don't get it are laughed at and shamed instead of helped.
I've been there too, i've had my own family members mocking for that and i can say it's very damaging :/
>>695711085
>>>/reddit/
>>695710548
You wanna fight you piece of shit?
>>695710753
Of course it has happened with every girl i've been with, but like once and never again after that or something.
>>695710640
YOU'RE ON BITCH, I'LL GIVE YOUR BURGER ASS SOME EXERCISE
>>695710753
Only big sloppy farty vaginas....see comments on why only beautiful people should have sex.
>>695705191
Dude im a complete no life, gaming all night sleeping at day smoking tons of weed, and i always had gf i cant understand all of this. I just have to go outside for the first date like restaurant or something then its fine
Online dating ftw
>>695711221
>you piece of shit
It takes one to know one, burger >:/
>>695706827
Does it count if I'm a rent-boy and get fucked by a male dog?
I wouldn't want to miss out or fall behind.... like they say, you only live once.
>>695711262
It's when your doing it a certain way changing position makes it stop
>>695711262
Thats because you dont know how to fuck moron
>>695711301
I am a beautiful people.
>>695702138
>4. If you decide to actually have sex, don't jerk off or watch porn for a minimum of a week. You will not cum from blowjobs and vaginal sex and she would have to finish you off with a handjob for the tripple your usual jerk off time.
You circumcised fags disgust me... It's because you don't have a foreskin that you don't feel shit. It's not because you jerk off... ffs
>>695711309
Some people are just lucky, which is part of life. Good for you :/
>>695710830
Fucking all comes down to tuning into your instincts, for me being to fuck naturally it took some while but once i learned to just do whatever i felt like doing and to just let go of whatever bullshit my mind was thinking about, to just act in the moment out of what i wanted to do instead of thinking about "what is gonna be nice for her" i instead drove my thought patterns towards "what do i wanna do with this girl right now?" and girls started enjoying it even more, because most guys are just caught up in all that bullshit about technique and whatnot, sure technical stuff might be good but sex is more about the emotion you're trying to achieve, what you're trying to do to her etc. Girls love being craved, and i can't crave a girl if i'm stuck in analytical mode. sex is fucking amazing if done right
>>695711309
Weed makes dating easy as hell.
>college
>>695711049
Just because you're a closet faggot who never actually learned how to fuck a girl doesn't make sex shit it makes you pathetic
>>695711309
Yeah but there is people like me that are unable to interact with other people.
If i get out basically I bore myself to death. I'm totally uninterested in socializing
>>695711463
And on /b/
>>695711442
xD nice meme fucking loser
How have you not tried sex? Didn't girls throw themselves at you in highschool? I was the biggest friendless nerd and even I had cheerleaders throwing themselves at me. Girls that age are horny as fuck. If you missed it then you're going to have to date younger woman. When I was thirty I hooked up with a 18 year old. Only problem was you can't take them out to certain places and your siblings will make fun of you constantly for it. "how'd your playdate go" "did you meet at Chucky Cheese" etcetera.
>>695702138
I call bullshit. The longer you go without cumming the easier it is to bust a nut. If I jerk it an hour before (or the 2nd time around of fucking) I can last almost as long as I want. The girl I've been seeing tells me she wants me to cum on her, cause her pussy will get sore, plus she likes that shit. But if don't cum for a week, I'll fuck her for maybe 5 minutes before I'd bust, if I didn't edge it that is. Anyone else make up stupid excuses for why you stopped fucking? Because really you don't want her to know you're losing your shit 5 minutes in?
>>695711786
Then don't date...its way worse. The only friend you need is sonic the hedgehog
>>695702170
Do something social to meet people that are not from your school. Or get roomates that are not programmers... they probably have friends that are girls.
This is a new day in America. It's actually kind of cool to be a successful nerd. Some girls dig it. You just have to play your cards right socially. Confidence is key too
>>695711870
If I think about not cumming...it happens. If drugs or alcohol is involved...fuck for hours.
>>695710548
>>695711944
If I were to date I would just stare at the girl and would have nothing to say. What the hell am I supposed to talk about anyway?
I'm not even into games or /b/. I like farming and cutting wood and generally physical labor, but I can't find work because nobody would hire me and so I am stuck here with you people
>>695702866
Ben detto, fratello.
>>695709690
Yes it does. If I want to talk to a stranger it's a serious ordeal. I have to figure out what to say that would be socially acceptable and not creep them out. I then have to make a response if they decide to engage in conversation, and after that it just falls apart.
I could write a fucking book on this. Minding my own business has worked out pretty well for me so far.
>>695704569
That gave me a good laugh, ty sir
>>695707035
>im up for anything with a pulse
Pussy.
>>695711786
"totally uninterested in socializing"
This is bullshit. You're just so fucking scared and anxious that you'd rather think and believe you don't care than actually realize you're trash at being involved in social situations. pathetic
>>695712299
You don't have to say anything, girls like talking about themselves. All it takes is to act like you care about her and ask questions. Stop being such a huge faggot. The world doesn't conspire against you faggot you're just weak
>>695710688
I had two by 17. We aren't counting one night stands, right?
>>695712408
You could always just do what EVERYONE else does and ask some questions and pretend to be interested. Or just realize that you're actually a good human and then be able to relax and introduce your own train of thoughts into interaction
"it just falls apart"
You're just weak as fuck, you could always crawl into a wall and stop existing
>>695712870
Truth man.
If you listen to them go on about all kinds of bullshit. They'll be dtf.
>>695699976
You are just a story. Around you are other stories. You live your life, and you experience unique stuff. Your agony and despair is well worth the time down here. The whole universe gazes upon you with astonishment. I salute you. Go get yourself a beer. It will be over soon.
>>695712773
Kek
> be me, literally has no interest in human interaction
> mfw I am apparently a sociopath
>>695712870
It's not like that at all. People like to feel a connection, I can't give that to them because I don't care about other people at all. That's my problem
>>695711442
Just accept you're fucking a fatty with a loose vagina you fucking retard
>>695699976
your post made me sad
>>695713171
Well then you're fucked.
To have sex with most people you need to first care about them.
>>695710548
>>695713061
>You could always just do what EVERYONE else does and ask some questions and pretend to be interested.
That feels fake as fuck and is a waste of time if it's not a interesting conversation.
>You're just weak as fuck, you could always crawl into a wall and stop existing
I already do that
>>695713329
no you dont
>>695699976
This actualy sounds like something a 12 year old would say to sound deep
>>695712928
one fat nerd girl who i paid to give me a blowjob but she had sex with me for free because she liked me/we played D&D and then a real gf i had for 6 years until she broke up with me for stealing money from her paypal account to feed my alcohol addiction
>>695713329
"to have sex with most people you need to first care about them"
hahahahahhahahaha
haahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
>>695712408
In high-school, I never spoke unless spoken to. I was afraid of being weird to them and making things awkward. It worked out for me somehow though. I'm currently fucking my high-school sweetheart and as well fucked a girl on the side. All without ever starting the first conversation.
>>695713171
Then ask good questions, you dumb fuck
>>695712408
This.
I don't want that creepy guy D:
>>695702138
Don't listen to this fucker.
I DO get pussy on the regular nigga.
That' why you see niggas out doin' illegal shit.
>>695713419
Take some fucking responsibility, are others fucking responsible for making the conversation interesting for you? what the FUCK are you providing? be your own enjoyment, you can actually enjoy your own thoughts and actually make people feel good being with you by YOU creating the "good stuff" . Honestly i can't fucking stand people who always think they need to be entertained for their personalities to come out or something, like they were higher value or something but at the same time hate themselves, fucking embarassing
tldr: start enjoying your own brain and your own space and thoughts, if you dont change that through training and actually trying you lazy fuck. Life can be awesome, but you have to make it awesome
>>695712299
>>695699976
Fuck, I'm barely 21 and have been with over 10 girls sexually. I'm pretty average looking, but when I was going to the gym regularily, and not fapping, my confidence was peaking. I felt like I could have any girl I wanted. At one point I dated the head cheerleader in high school (only lasted 3 months) but still. Yea socializing can be hard, but you can't expect to achieve anything like starting a relationship without it. My advice would be, stop all porn and masturbation. You don't want to be the "creepy" guy hitting on girls, then don't fuckin go into a situation thinking "I need to get laid" cause girls can sense your intentions, and desperation. Start to adopt a less sexual driven view towards women. Also, do what you have to to become more confident. Go to the gym, learn an instrument, idk man feel good about yourself. That makes socializing 10x more natural for me, when I feel I belong. Don't put pussy on a pedestal, stop thinking about it at all. Simply look for females you think are attractive, and treat them like bros. sex and more importantly, relationships will stem from that.
>>695713684
This shit is the reason you fucked can't get laid....just say something ANYTHING
I've time I opened a conversation with a sentence akin to "I bet midgets appreciate people who wash thier privates"
im a cuck lol
>>695713127
Quality post
>>695699976
It is worse to have gone to space , really liked it but now your not going anymore.
>>695699976
Just don't get hurt OP. It's cool and all, but normal people don't see it as this fantasy, and the first girl you're with probably won't be your future wife.
>>695713977
I can carry on a conversation with a friend for hours. It's a vicious cycle with strangers because to enjoy talking to them I have to get to know them, and to do that I have to pretend to be interested for awhile. I don't even know how I have my current friends, I've only got 2 people I regularly talk to outside my family.
I do generally enjoy my life, besides for the few times when I get reminded I've been completely alone for 21 years and it's probably going to stay that way forever.
>>695713608
Your life sucks
>>695714269
Usually they end up being psycho cunts
Never fuck crazy....if you must, never bring them to your house.... they should never know where you live
Seriously it's not that hard: hit the gym, boost your confidence, drink when you go out.
>>695713127
This is what i want to read, well done anon
>>695711944
Not entirely true. I have a girlfriend and don't socialize. I've always had girlfriends and no friends. In highschool I thought I had female friends but it turned out to just be girls with crushes. I have a personality. Or had at least. I'm working on it. I was really bad with social cues. It's like I have autism or something. To me what's amazing is people who can just call friends over and hang out. You know it's bad when after sex the girl leaves and doesn't call you for a week. They get what they want and then disappear on me.
>>695714438
Yah, i'm kinda like that as well
>>695713608
Thanks for reminding me to pay my current girlfriend back for buying me weed in Colorado. I owe her 50. That quarter lasted all week.
>>695712773
uhm no i actually don't care. As in people can talk all they want about their troubles and I'm there sitting "when is this shit gonna end I wanna go home and browse /b/"
I am fully aware I'm trash at being involved in social situations
>>695714994
This is the starting moment, tOMMMOROW YOU WILL LIVE LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMMORROWWWWWWW skrtttt
>>695703139
/thread
>>695702138
Literally this. Used to jerk it like 6-7 times a day, tried to go for the world record or some shit. Now that I'm actually doing shit with my life, that gradually slowed down to maybe once a day, then eventually I'd just get around to it whenever.
>>695707477
1 off from quads
>>695702561
Sex is easy, math is hard.
>>695706251
Go ahead and kill yourself
>>695717143
For some, it's the contrary
>>695714448
i paid her back. but yea it does, i'm not living in the forest and spending my time at the library on the computers with no job, i grew a bit of weed but i don't know if it's worth any money
>>695699976
It's ducking me too anon. I'm a 20 year old virgin, I have had a few chances but my autistic nature has killed any hope had. That and me thinking that being a virgin was cool all throughout high school because it made me feel in control of my mind and not controlled by instincts.
I'm a sperlord beta fag, and literally spent almost every waking second of my life reading sci Fi books, playing video games, or doing other trivial shit instead of chasing the punting. I have failed.
And I'm not overly ugly or anything I'm actually decent looking like a 7/10 but I have never understood social rules so I'm fucked. Forever a virgin
>>695718022
"me thinking that being a virgin was cool all throughout high school because it made me feel in control of my mind and not controlled by instincts"
Oh god fedora lord
>>695718022
What made you come to awareness about you actually wanting to fuck some good poon?
>>695719044
When I figured out all my friends were getting it, while I was still following the same path.
>>695705955
>be me
my hobbies
>vape weed
>play video games
>watch tv series during playing of video games
>all day long.
>never go outside
>dont have anything to talk about except nigger hate and refugees.
>dont meet any one ever
>socio/ argo fobic
>reside in my moms attic
>handsome as fuck and beefcake
>fml
Even if you haven't had actual sex, you've at least "practiced for girls" with a friend before, right? So at the very least you got your dick sucked when you were 13.
>>695718927
My friends in highschool were amazing at trolling each other into not being in relationships. All girls were fat ugly stupid whores for something or another. We would be invasive in each others lives and try and stop the others from trying to be normal.
>>695702138
I've never understood this. I wank once a day and have sex like once or twice a week. With jerking it i last like 5 mins could be longer if i wanted to but i only really do it for the cumming and the afterglow. With sex it varries a lot. sometimes it takes no longer then like 7 mins, foreplay not counted in and sometimes i last for an hour. The only times i really don't cum is when i'm high on speed or ecstasy or when i'm really fucking drunk.
>>695701882
Even easier then a girl
>>695703941
lol dude
I have zero social media presence, I'm a notorious loner who barely talks to people (by choice, I have confidence enough) and still I got laid enough even before I met my current girlfriend who I've been with for three years.
Stop being a pathetic failure.
>>695699976
Hey OP
As soon as my wife is out of the shower I am going to penis in vagina and licky bum bum.... but i'll high. As a kite. By then. And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
>>695712408
This is not what being introvert means though.
Stop hiding behind buzzwords that mean totally different things than you imagine them to.
Being an introvert simply means being surrounded by people is like a chore, it can be fun at times, but it can get very annoying and fatigueing. Vice versa for extraverts and being alone.
>>695702170
just get a hooker already you fucking virgin
>>695723578
But some video on YouTube will explain what it's like to be an introvert....you would never understand.
>>695724124
I am a fucking introvert you fucknugget I'm just not a whiny bitch like you
Who here /kissless virgin/?
The most I've ever gotten is a friendly hug or two.
>>695721046
oh god jesus if this isn't pathetic v.9000 i dont know wat is
christ
>>695724244
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8hivYUzdYM
>>695702170
Degrading, yes sitting at home all day jerking it is less degrading. You sound like a fucking faggot i hope you stay a virgin
>>695699976
they will never understund
>>695703009
these are all peoples personal expierence not facts dumbass. If i dont jerk off before sex im gonna cum when were both grinding on eachother naked
>>695725145
>buzzfeed
kill yourself you whiny faggot
"waaah you'll never understand my struggle"
man up and take responsibility for your own failures instead of blaming it on "muh psikologikal problemz"
>>695702138
But what if my jerk off time is about 5 minutes and I cum way too easily from vaginally sex and blow jobs? I need to know what to do.
>>695704325
admit it your too much of a bitch to get laid. You just use lame ass excuses to make yourself feel better about being a virgin. Source, i do too
>>695725509
Im all for personal responsibility but if you dont think that people with mental problems have a disadvantage then youre an idiot
>>695725604
>>695714994
If that was actually the case you would be getting laid. But your scared to talk to girls and use this as an excuse
>>695720336
>>695699976
exactly how i feel
>>695725127
If I could go back in time I would put the worst offender in a coma at 13 years old and take him out of the picture. Needless to say, highschool sucked. It was pathetic...but mostly vicious and cruel.
Im not getting laid often(1-2times / year), but i did a therapy and figured out that i have to accept my masculinity(due to my mother castrating me) what helps alot: Get friendzoned and get into a Girl social circle, lure around them get used talking to them, and be honest(but not too honest lel). Also You should so Things. The girls i know like me for doing spontaneous low budget trips, tai Chi and hitchhiking, The more You do The easier is your ticket into a hot pussy
>>695699976
>tfw I honestly don't care about having sex yet its almost all I fucking hear about
>>695727606
For me i was always like Girls just happen... But thats not true your mother prob. Fucked You up in parenting and Made You believe Girls just happen. Just try to look from a Girl perspective... Why should they sleep with You? Cuz You think ur Nice? Probably but thats it... Ur Nice and boring. Girls want also some fun and entertainment. So You have to offer Them stuff, but ofc it should ne stuff that You like ofc.
>>695728219
That would be a hard sell to alot of people
>>695727606
Anon is wise.
Other Anons misuse the Friendzone Opportunity because they fixate on pussy they WON'T get and fail to exploit the vital social opportunities having female friends get you over time, and the inevitable positive femnetwork publicity.
Learn to play this game and how to level up over time. Social skills are LEARNED like ANY game, so take time to figure them out and don't concentrate on your own chosen defective behaviors.
To succeed, copy success and have as many female positive friends and acquaintances as practical. Over time you can broach your uncomfy stuff after they broach theirs, then you can ask them if any friends want to hook up.
>Anonette, I like you as a friend but I'm seeking a fun roll in the hay (NOT love, a FRIENDLY roll in the hay with no strings and MEAN it!). All Anonettes also had their days of low self worth. They'll relate if you are chill. If you have bros they want to fuck, assist!
Wingmen are bros, but winggirls can be awesome.
Don't go seeking approval for anything weird, and hide your fetishes etc.
Key mistake young humans make is over-sharing.
Someone should code a REALISTIC game for this sort of thing.
>>695728331
Well not physically castrating kek, psychologically, it rlly helps alot for your own self development to move out of your parents home asap
>>695699976
same here
>>695728480
But what if you are an introvert?
>>695699976
I have had sex a couple of times, but feel the same way because I have always been drunk and I think everyone around me think that I don't even deserve to have sex.
I like hearing stories how people have had more sex at 14 then I have had my whole life.
>>695702138
This all subjective bullshit. Fuck this anon.
>>695728807
i am an misanthropoc introvert, learn to act like extroverts. And when around girl circle its ok to be introverted, they talk alot anyways. but you need compensation, for me its going out in nature, meditation and tai chi(you can teach that shit yourself by youtube)
>>695716899
300 off from quads you stupid fuck.
>>695729823
when i drink alcohol i can be fucking anyone, cuz i think every shit that happens can be blamed on the alcohol anyways.. not that good of a mindset, but it works until i maybe can be "normal" one day ;)
>>695728807
just start from the bottom, let yourself get friendzoned by a girl, but dont try to get laid by her, even if you think she is the only one you like, believe me there are many girls who might be better than her. Dont try to impress girls, try to do alot of things you like(rl things ofc) and youll get laid sooner thqn you think
>>695711485
>muh foreskin
Thanks for projecting
>>695702138
Not sure what this faggot is on about. Sounds like you needs spice up your sex life nigger. Not everyone is vanilla and excepts it like you do. Fucking kill yourself but before You do, empty your savings and pay some male dancer with a huge cock to fuck your wife over and over after you're dead so she will actually be pleased for once
>>695729823
i'd recommend you rsdtylor on youtube. i agree to some things, but not all.
Sex is a social construct pushed upon women by patriarchy dont worry OP ur doing gods work by being like this
>>695730339
This is the strategy of my loser "forever alone" friend. Basically he is the good reliable friend....funny, smart, a real good guy. Then she asks if she can give her a ride to fuck her Chad ex boyfriend....fucking hilarious
>>695730045
Me too, but the next day I'm so fucking scared I got some kind of STD
>>695702138
this. anyone who thinks sex is "special" is delusion or has never had sex. In fact, it's quite boring
>>695730045
This will cure my normal behavior
>>695699976
The logic only kind of applies. You need to stop thinking about sex as this magical thing that is akin to the wonders of space.
Sex is more like candy or your very first video game. It's exciting the first time because you're being hit with a lot of new stimuli and new experiences but after a while you notice that the candy isn't as sweet as you first thought, the new game gets old after a couple hours or days.
I'm sorry you haven't had sex yet, but honestly I'd recommend just getting a prostitute so you can do the deed and move on with your life.
>>695702170
Fucking loser. It seems you expect girls to come to your nasty basemen, but that's not gonna happen. You refuse to go to clubs like every normal person. For me it sounds like you will stay virgin forever you silly autist.
>>695732212
I'd be scared of picking up an STD from a whore.
>>695702311
hookers are fine, I'm married but also do hookers all the time
>>695734283
Does your wife know? Why hookers?
