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By default the door is open unless even dubs
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Trump did nothing wrong.
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roll
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roll
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>>695697080
ALLAHU AKHBAR!!
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Dale
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>>695697352
One off nigger
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>>695697352
Close :P
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I'm gonna fuck the nuke right in its tight nuke asshole LET'S DO THIS
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da bamb wil explosive!
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>>695697444
Checked
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>>695697352
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Fuck off, im going to explode - Bomb
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>>695697444
Now we wait...
LET US IN BITCH
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Aloha
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Closing the door
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>>695697643
Yes
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Please let us in, there are children
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>>695697576
Make me, faggot
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Open the door ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>695697830
Ok
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>>695697080
FUCKING DIE INFIDELS!!!
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Salve
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>>695697830
If you don't open the door your mo- You know what i can't do that it's too cancerous.
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Come on open up
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allahu akbar
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Boom
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Let me in
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>>695697080
Rollin'
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OPEN SESAME
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Open the door faggot
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>>695698094
No
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>>695698002
Finish your cancer, Anon. Do it you pussy
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>>695698125
Not with this attitude
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roll ar ino
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>>695698125
Like I said, make me open the door, you little bitches
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>>695697080

BOOM
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>>695698211
OPEN DOOR GET IN
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OPEN
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Im in!
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open dat shit allahu akbar
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>>695698174
OPEN THE DOOR OR YOUR MOMMA MIA DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT.
There, i said it, you happy?
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WOOP
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>>695698179
>>695698214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Everyone run
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SOMEBODY CLOSE THE DOOR ALL THE FAGGOTS COMING IN HERE ARE GOING TO TAKE UP OUR FOOD SUPPLY THEY'RE REALLY FAT
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WOOP WOOP
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Open sesame
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boom
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Roll
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>>695698344
>>695698344
GODAMMIT
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niiggers
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>>695698211
Oh shit nigga, everyone in
>>695698344
Ah shit, didn't make it
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ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Can we allow Will inside the shelter?
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boom
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Roll
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Doors shut, lets blow it
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>>695698500
>>695698500
THANK YOU
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rolly polly goes the loli's
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Allah ho ackbar
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>>695698500
Is the door open or closed?
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52 no get.
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fuck this shit
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Roll
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>>695698615
It's closed nigga
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>>695698677
DOORS OPEN FOLKS
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Allu akbar?
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>>695698684
Now it's open.
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OPEN SESAME!!!
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>>695698677
GODDAMN. Shut the fucking door
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QUICK GET IN
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>>695698707
Thanks g was getting cold out there.
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>>695698500
nono i want it to explode while open HEHHAEHEAH
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>>695698748
Ok
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Shut the fagot door
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Blow up blow up blow up.
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>>695698822
pshhhh
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>>695698822
Why you do dis?
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>>695698822
You are a God among men
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Rolling for bomb

You'll all thank me when your having hot sexy ghoul orgies
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>>695698791
are u rdy?
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>>695699017
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Allahu Mc Snack Bar!!!
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>>695698977
Kys
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>>695698977
It's open baby!!! Aloha snackbar!!!!
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>>695699039
DIEEEEEEEE
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>>695698977
You fucker....
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Nah
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>>695698977
Everybody in

>>695699044
FUCK
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>>695697080
What does this red button do
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ddetonate bomeb
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53 get
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>>695699044
Let's go to detonate dis shit
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K
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hey guys what's going on here
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>>695699255
Open door quick get in
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>>695699255
IT'S OPEN
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BOOM
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>>695699255
GO GO GO!!!
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let me in, faggots!
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Boom
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53 GET
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>>695699303
MOTHER FUKIN NUCLEAR FALLOUT MA NIGGA
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>>695699347
I remember u
Op here
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AAAAAND OPEN
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9================D
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>>695699255
our opportunity
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I found the bomb, it's in the barn.
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>>695699422
What have you done...
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SOMEBODY SHUT THE DOOR
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>>695699472
The image name tho
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>>695699422
close the door
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Boom goeas the dynamite
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O shit niggers get ready for a new asshole
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>>695699552
>>695699552
fuck off by 1
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>>695699552
>>695697352
Shit
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yo mah feelow men of color let a poor man in
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>>695699552
>>695699652
To god damn close
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>>695699566
IT'S CLOSED
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Go to detonate fuckers
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>>695699701
Open up
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Just waiting for 53
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>>695699422
>Picks up the bomb and walks into the room.

Sup faggots!
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detonate now
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OPEN THE DOOR! LET ME IN!!!
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allah akbar
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>>695699773
The door is closed fgt
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>>695699804
Open the damn door you bastards
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>>695699804
go fuck uself m8
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>>695697080
o fuk
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Nothing to fear, spooderman is here
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Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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:^)
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I NEED TO LIVE
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>>695699843
Let me in cuz
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here's a civ v key

>https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=aKZCdU5mYuuBy6Ue
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Allahu ackbar!!
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alalalalalalalalalalaaaahh
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>>695699910
no there's not enough space in here for you fatt ass
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C'mon alla,give a 53 your pussy
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>>695699566
open up!
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>>695699955
you IDIOT
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>>695699955
fuck me
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gay thread
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>>695700037
Newfag
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kys
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hey guys
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closing the pool
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>>695699955
doors open? Yay!
>throws the bomb into the room and tries to close the door
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allahu akbar
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Fags, move over
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close door
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someone left this button here
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>>695697080
op can't triforce


▲▲
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BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!
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Time to end the game
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3
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>>695699999
>>695700000
Check em'
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Close the fucking door!
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EXPLOSION
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015776187385
Call me~
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close the door. Hurry!
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>>695699955
dont care, coming in fam
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mary had a little lamb
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close pool
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someone close the doors
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>>695697080
How do I defuse the bomb?
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AND I RAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAY
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>>695700177
fuck
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Now, CLOSE THE DOOR
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YOU ARE DEAD DEAD DEAD
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>>695698977
Reeeeroll
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>>695700252
>>695700254
DAMMIT
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>>695700252
close one
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>>695700252
>>695700254
>_>
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STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
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I can do it
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>>695700252
>>695700254
jesus, calm the fuck down
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sup
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close the doors pls
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>>695700177
I'm in!
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are we open now? kaboom?
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>>695700252
Imagine what would happen if the bomb would explode.
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You're the man now, dog!
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>>695700252
>>695700254
Why not....
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>>695697080
check em
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DIE
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Is the door closed?
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this thread
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closing doors
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closing the door
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>>695700400
door is now clos
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What can possibly go wrong
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>>695700431
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>>695700400
>>695700404
It is now, we're good.
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OPEN UP
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015776187385
Write me on whatsapp
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Door:Closed
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>>695700446
What can possibly be even worse?
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fuark there's too many of us here
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>>695700400
Good boy
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>rosebud
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>>695700455
OH SHIT
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Ready or not, here I come.
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>>695700455
Fuck
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allahu akbar
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>>695700499
>>695700500
wow
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>>695700499
>>695700500
Close one
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>>695700500
DOORS CLOSED, NOW DETONATE THE DAMN THING
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>>695700492
Gotta kill off some of the Fags
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>>695700499
Open
>>695700500
Closed =[
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deton8
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I miss my gf take me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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Open up! OPEN UP!!!!!
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>>695700554
FUCKING CLOSE
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I brought supplies!
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>>695700554
smh
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>>695700500
you have any idea how much energy we're wasting opening and closing this thing?
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>>695700500
we're good
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>>695700577
You fool!
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I can't believe you fuckers haven't killed us all yet
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Don't worry I'm not a real muslim
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Kab00my!!!
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>>695700566
Open
>>695700577
closed ='[
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>>695700577
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Cyas
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roll
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>>695700622
Closed again, detonate!
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>>695699914
pls confirm someone has redeemed this
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Lock the goddamn door!
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The bomb is a dud.
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aaa
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>>695700611
no what are you doing anon??!
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>>695700611
Open!
>>695700622
closed =''[
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boom.
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allaaaaaaa
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I AM FUCKED
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allah ackbar
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Somebody blow it up while the door's still closed!
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Here comes dat boi!
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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LETS BLW THIS THING
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>>695700577
Well atlas we have each other.
Besides, what can possibly go wrong?
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Aloha snackbar
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Come on lucky #53
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Allahu Akbar!
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ZIMBABWE
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>>695700500
pls opun
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>>695700769
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
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Let's get 'splodey in here
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>>695697080
Detonation Successful
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>>695697080
Like an closed door would change anything when a bomb detonates
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>>695700811
damn you
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kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfHtiCVA5d8
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Detonate
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boom
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KABOOM
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Open please and then take all these faggots with us.

It's astonishing we haven't got a 53 yet.
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>>695700853
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>>695700811
I'm in! Praise Allah!
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>>695700853
F
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