Confession thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Confession thread.
I pretend to hate brown bread when I'm around other people but I actually prefer it over white bread.
I hate Jews more then niggers
>>695685488
Is it?
When I was 18 a girl who was 15 sneaked out of her house and walked 2 miles to give me her virginity/take mine
>>695685537
I was close
>>695685716
Lol k
i don't like endbranch
>>695685019
I killed twelve people in the summer of 1987
When I was 14 I was left babysitting some 6 year old girl for my parent's friend. The three of them had to go out for this dinner or whatever the hell it was, so I was left almost all night by myself with the girl
A
Around midnight I'm esta movie in the living room and I decide to go to the bathroom and jerk off a little, blow some steam (really stressful day)
On my way I see that the girl was sleeping on her bed, and I got the worst idea I've ever gotten
So I go ti the girl, pull her pants down and look at her while jerking off
When I get ready to cum, I get between the girls legs and put the tip of my dick in her pussy, and I cum buckets inside her
I freaked out like crazy because it was way more then I thought, but I just played cool with it and hoped nobody noticed
Her mom never noticed she was full of cum, kid obviously didn't get pregnant, I was safe
I had to tell someone about it :S it's been about 9 years, I'm glad I'm able to atleast get the topic off my hands
>>695686240
I'm watching***
esta, wtf...
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek
I got killed in a mass murder in the summer of 1987
>>695686582
Oh, hey Tom, how's it going?
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I fap to underage sometimes.
I'm 20 now and did this a lot when I was underage myself - becuase same age.
The whole pedo thing really burns those who are underage themselves and just want people their own age
>>695686582
Cruz, you bastard
I knew I'd find you!
When I was 5-6 years old an older girl used to babysit me while my parents worked. She used to spend half the day rubbing my balls to make me hard. She used to love watching me get hard and then soft again. She would do it over and over. I loved it and looked forward to her coming over
>>695686673
win
>>695685019
I'm legit gonna suck the first cock of anyone I can find on /b/
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed consequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
>>695686812
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed consequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
I got away with hitting niggers in highschool.
>>695686826
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed consequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
>>695686840
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed consequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc ?????!
>>695686835
keepin it real dawg, they straight dun deservt it
>>695686672
How the fuck'd you know I was Ted Cruz? Was it the fact that I'm a tuberculosis fuckgoblin with the nose of a sweaty middle aged transvestite? Pic related
> when i was 13 a
>cute little neighbor girl who was about 6
>jacked my dick and ate my jizz.
>time goes by
>then i started baby sitting her and her sister. >
>They would wrestle with me and
>rub their little bodies all over me
>grab throbbing cock thorough my cloths
>they both go to bed
>Then the older one would sneak downstairs
>jack me off and let me cum in her mouth.
>she liked "special cream"
>was so afraid she would tell her parents
>mom was hot as fuck
>>695686240
You should honestly just kill yourself, that's disgusting.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed consquat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed onsequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus. Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulputate eleifend tellus. Aenean leo ligula, porttitor eu, consequat vitae, eleifend ac, enim. Aliquam lorem ante, dapibus in, viverra quis, feugiat a, tellus. Phasellus viverra nulla ut metus varius laoreet. Quisque rutrum. Aenean imperdiet. Etiam ultricies nisi vel augue. Curabitur ullamcorper ultricies nisi. Nam eget dui. Etiam rhoncus. Maecenas tempus, tellus eget condimentum rhoncus, sem quam semper libero, sit amet adipiscing sem neque sed ipsum. Nam quam nunc, blandit vel, luctus pulvinar, hendrerit id, lorem. Maecenas nec odio et ante tincidunt tempus. Donec vitae sapien ut libero venenatis faucibus. Nullam quis ante. Etiam sit amet orci eget eros faucibus tincidunt. Duis leo. Sed fringilla mauris sit amet nibh. Donec sodales sagittis magna. Sed csequat, leo eget bibendum sodales, augue velit cursus nunc,
I touched a thirteen year old.
>>695687061
Yeah, dude
It's too fucking easy
>>695687182
Romani ite domum
>>695686914
Some of that sounds pretty dirty.
>>695685157
This is how wars start.
>>695687381
A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary, I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty, who formed us in his own image, and the breath
I save everything to the desktop, and when I fill it up, I put everything in a folder called "stuff"
>>695687533
I do this too
>cheated on my girlfriend first night we got together
>stolen around £5000 from relatives over 4 years (started at 16 top kek)
>I'm a compulsive liar
I forced sex on my girlfriend once. Eventually she forgave me and became obsessed with me. Then a few months later I spent the night at my transgendered friend's house. (Girl becoming a guy)
And even though he's becoming a guy, he revealed he was gay and still liked guys. I ended up fingering him against his will, he was sleeping and woke up half way through.
He ended up telling people, and I told everyone it was a lie. That he was obsessed with me, and was doing this to destroy me. Everyone ended up believing it because I'm good at manipulating. Now I live with these things.
>>695687776
How do we know your confessions are true? :O
>>695686134
Greentext?
>>695687533
Ditto
I have the following addictions:
>phone (browsing)
>4chan
>masturbation
>note taking
And I haven't shaven in 10 days, and don't plan to. Plus, I eat to much and never leave the house to exercise.
>>695687851
He even tried to tell my girlfriend, but I convinced her that he was lying. Now a lot of people hate him and I get to keep my girlfriend.
>>695687851
You raped a guy by fingering his pussy??? That's like, alpha af...
>AM 17
>cousin is 8
>it all started when I showed her my penis at 7yo
>I babysit her often so we have plenty of alone time together.
>blond hair, blue eyes, kind of chubby
>it started off with her looking at and touching my dick.
>second step was her showing me her puss while I jerked off onto her.
>third step was her jerking me off while I rub her clitoral hood.
>and now she blowes me and I eat her out, I haven't cum in her mouth yet. But I'm looking forward to it.
>she's also very slutty around me.
>she likes to mount my dick while I lay down. I never penetrate.
>she seems to enjoy everything we do.
>I'm literally lying
>>695686240
>>695686240
You deserve to go to prison
>>695688147
He was in the process of becoming a guy. No surgery, but hormone shit going on. I fingered him even though he tried to get me to stop, and I even made him cum. He still looked a bit girly and was kind of cute. After that, he despised me though, especially sense me fingering him made him feel less like a guy.
>>695688811
You need to put that fucking degenerate freak in her place next time by sliding that dick in her pussy and cumming it all up. Afterwards, make her make you something to eat in the kitchen. No matter how much she wants, she will never be a man.
>>695686315
>>695688200
You showed your prick to a -2 year old?
>>695686240
Hot.
>>695689422
PFFFTTT. Like he'd ever let me near him again. He deserves it though, after the shit he pulled. He was ruthless when he tried to tell everyone, but I turned everyone against him
>>695689949
STOP SAYING HIM!!!!! It will always be she /b/ro.
>>695686240
>When I was 14
>(really stressful day)
fuck you
>>695690038
Yeah, but he'll be a guy soon enough.
>>695690163
Kek
>>695690357
Fucking nigga, it will always be a woman man. What didn't you understand?
>>695690357
You can't just change your sex because it's convenient for you. You're born the way you are, life is unfair. So suck a dick!
>>695690648
Yeah, but once he has a penis, there won't be any part of him that's a woman.
>>695690958
>implying it will actually be a functional penis that can impregnate women.
It'll basically be like she's walking around with a dildo in her pussy that extends out an extra 6 inches. If you throw a blanket over your mess, the mess is still there. Are you one of those SJW that's being triggered right now?
Im working up courage to kill myself.
>>695691308
Nah. But what about the woman parts? Those are gone now, so if we're getting technical here, won't be a he or a she.
It'll be an it with a dildo extending from it's crotch.
>>695691475
Lel, you got me anon. I really fell for it for a while. Nice troll. Kek you really got me
I once killed an ant with my finger.
>>695686582
I'm 1987, in me someone killed 12 people.
>>695688118
What do you take notes of?
>>695691993
1987 is your name. You were pregnant with 12 babies and had an abortion. 12 people were killed in you.
>>695686240
you must be Turkih
I killed 3 other children during my childhood...
>>695691993
I'm the number 12 in 1987 someone killed the amount of people equal to me.
>>695689949
Just keep calling IT a SHE and a HER that hould be enough!
i fingered my sister while she was asleep
>>695692498
well I would wake up if someone was jerking me off or stuck a finger up my ass (or even got near my ass-crack) so I think you are lying
> be me
> have crush on gf's mom
> go over one day, gf isn't home
> mom is dressed sexy, invites me in
> go on living room
> see giant 6'6 nigger on couch
> they start making out
> gf comes home
> nigger mounts gf
> to beta to stop it or leave
> jerk off and cry the whole time
> clean him off afterwords so I can taste gf for first time
> I win!!!
>>695692456
I'm just doing what I'm used to. I met Ethen when he had already had a legal name change and was taking testosterone. Which I guess makes me pretty gay sense I fingered it's pussy.
>>695692820
What the hell??
>>695685019
I'm cheating on my girlfriend of 8 years. We never have sex anymore. I've talked to her, told her it's a problem. She promised to work on it, see a doctor, counselor, whatever it takes. She hasn't made any attempt to follow through. She won't clean up after herself, but she has plenty of energy to do things she likes.
Recently I met a pretty 42 year old woman. She has a fantastic body, eats right, works out. Has the tightest, sweetest pussy I've ever had. Lets me do literally anything I want to her and refers to herself as my little milf toy. Buys any toys I want to use with her and completely submits to me. Texts me to tell me she wants me throughout the day. Even texts me to say thanks after we fuck.
I figured I'd feel like a piece of shit, but I really don't.
>>695685157
Newfag here, what's bread
>>695693128
You know how when you make a ham sandwich there's ham between two pieces of something? Bread is the thing you put the ham between.
>>695692819
maybe she enjoyed it and was just pretending to be asleep the whole way through?
I know that coz my brother gave me a bj while I was "asleep"
>>695693370
>>695693370
did I get it right?
>>695692820
Wtf what did you win?
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend but he's completely straight
>>695693609
don't ever let him find out anon!
happened to me once
beaten the shit out of that faggot
>>695693119
your so called girfriend has another toy boy kiddo what r u stupid ha?
>>695693430
POS
>>695693909
wut?
>>695693799
I was suspicious of that for a while, but she pretty much never goes anywhere without me. She's socially awkward as fuck. But, even if that's true, I have no doubt I'm getting better sex than her.
>>695691397
you probably can't even do that right
femanon here. when i was 17 my classmate tried to spread shit about me so i fucked her boyfriend and sister. we're really close now but she still doesn't know i'm fucking her sister regularly
I say I hate niggers on /pol/ but I'm actually black
>>695694439
roll
>>695687533
Spent 30 years as chubby beta fag and got tired of it.
I scammed my doc out of a 200mg test cyp rx and a clomid rx. Just ordered some liquidex.
I am getting ripped and am getting lots of attention from skanks but I now can't get a boner.
In b4, kill yourself.
>>695694439
Good thing you didn't log in to say that.
>>695694396
Tits or gtfo
>>695694543
kill everyone else
>>695694543
Now that you're ripped can't you just get off and get boners again?
>>695693609
According to /b/, just get drunk with him and them casually proceed to suck his penis.
I'm a 24 yr old with no real qualifications or job prospects but I'm extremely wealthy. I live on the other spectrum though, in a low-socio economic area in what could be described as ghetto, I drive a cheap reliable/cost effective car and dress nicely, but nothing that suggests otherwise.
Only my closest friend knows, no-one else, especially not my family. It's hard to explain why I live this double-life, I guess I worry about being perceived differently in my circle of friends, being seen as a free-ride or anything else. My girlfriend's lease is about up and she hasn't found a new place yet, so I'm going to move her into one of my places... I wonder how she'll take it.
The real confession is, after my parents divorce my mother fell on rough financial times - barely affording to pay her bills or rent. The issue wasn't the money, it's the way she's treated me and my family for so many years. I wonder if she were to have lost the house would I have intervened.
I used to masturbate thinking about my aunt when I was a teenager. She isn't pretty but has big tits.
>>695686634
fuck yeah, me too.
>>695694856
He won't even let me touch his hand, let alone suck his penis
>>695686134
American Sniper
> I like pussy and occasionally cock.
>>695694856
>casually proceed to suck his penis.
I don`t think he`ll find it casual.
>>695687108
more detailed stories bruh
>>695694873
Is your father rich?
12 1987 killed me in people
>>695694884
I'm not that pretty but I got big tits. When my nephew was a teen he used to masturbate to me. I'd hear him and lay there fingering myself just wishing he'd come take it to me.
>>695692819
idk man she didnt wake up i think
Someone shot me in Reno just to watch me die but I wound up surviving.
>>695694976
Gonna have to rape him anon
>>695695169
Shit just got real
>>695690958
you know, except for that Y chromosome.
>>695695126
I knew it
I post banana whenever I get the chance
Shot and killed a guy, a nigger actually, in self defense.
Not gonna greentext it cause lazy but it was the product of a ridiculous fucking road rage incident. Was actually a pretty shitty experience to tell you the truth but I'm not bothered by it.
>>695693996
idunno
Piece Of Shit
Point Of Sale
Pick On Self
Pussy On Steroids
But I Meant the first one
>>695686652
I'm into 4-10yos (boys). You think they can stand the competition?
>>695695454
When spiderman turns out to be spoodermon
>>695695498
I wish that nigger was me
>>695685653
do you know what this phrase means?
>>695685019
Literally everything. But I do actually compose things (at least I consider) of value in them.
this is my mum and sister
>>695695244
Do it, post pics
>>695694168
allright but fuck that bitch anyway, dump her, she is not even a plan B. You should expand and explore your milfism. Not waist your energy on a hoe who doesn't even wanna fuck (who is probably OR fucking the dog OR fucking another guy)
>>695695515
your retarded
>>695688130
The crazy thing is, is that my girlfriend gets on here too and found the post. I even managed just now to convince her that I was telling this story and lying purposefully, when in actuality, it's a double lie and she doesn't know it.
Great at manipulating, I deserve a medal.
>>695695645
Fucked either one of em yet, or at least got nudes?
I've been rejected by 3 payday loan companies today. I accidentally went over my overdraft because the funds didn't update and I bought a fan.
>>695695645
so..what's the secret?
>>695695645
will fuck your mum if you give her my number
>>695695606
Kek that's terrible, anon
I'm sure you're a bro. This guy was a fucking nigger though. Thought he was super-nigger too, but I showed him otherwise.
Yesterday I had sex with a ladyboy prostitute.
>>695695700
Smarter than you means retarted indeed
>>695695788
>>695695842
>Yesterday I had sex with a ladyboy prostitute.
greentext it, science demands it!
>>695695892
Win!! Now lets see mum
>>695693605
aids
>>695695087
He is comfortable.
>>695686808
Where are you from
>>695686315
I loled
>>695685019
>shared this several times but i feel a bit free sharing it again
>in love with neighbor girl
>she is grown but still too young for me
>my love for her will never die
>she does not know of my love
>but i secretly have a way of sharing it
>every day i collect my dingleberries
>if they do not smell i throw them away
>they never do not smell
>each night, i sneak into her yard and bury them
>a small part of me is always close to her
>my love is forever near her
>my love for her will never die
>>695694543
you can not escape your beta self by getting ripped, thats not how it works, sadly. its about your psyche, not your body
I'm not sure how it started, but when I was ~11 I had a friend who would stay over at my place, and sometimes I would stay at his. When we went to bed, from his initiative, we used to take it in turns in touching each others cock for pleasures sake. One time at his house he said that it feels really good when you suck on it, and said that he does it with his brother. I proceeded to suck his dick and then he sucked mine. We hadn't hit puberty yet so we didn't cum, and I only remember it happening once. We went to different secondary schools and different colleges etc so I lost contact with him, but everytime I did see him I would just think back to that time, and wonder if he was gay or not. If you're curious I don't consider myself gay or bi.
>>695696346
I'm not gay and I've never had a comparable experience... but I can totally see where something like this could happen without either dude turning out gay
No, I think you're fine.
>>695696497
Mods, underage here...
>>695693119
Don't feel bad, your gf is most likely fucking other men too
>>695696497
depends were you are.. In australia 16 and over is legal for sex within a 1 year difference untill 18
I'm from the U.K so the legal age is 16
>>695685019
i rigged all of Hillary's elections
>>695696497
god it really is summer.
You just admitted to being underage fag
When I was ~14 I used to steal money from my dads wallet when he was in the shower. Probably stole ~$250 in total.
I bashed a brains frog out and loved seeing it's guts spread out across the concrete of my patio floor. Watching it gaspeaks for its last air as I repeatedly continued to stomp on it with all my might until there was nothing left but a flat out frog.
>>695697074
REEEEEE
>>695696497
it's too big of a gap in my opinion
>>695685019
I feel closer to the kids I work with than I do with my own nieces/nephews. I feel a bit bad about it because >family but whatever.
>>695685861
Why dont you ever get dubs dummy
i am desperate for me and my mother to get gang raped at the same time
>>695697184
This
In years, it doesn't seem very big. 3 years
But trust me, being a teacher and having taught both 14 and 17 year olds, the difference in overall maturity, especially emotional maturity, is fucking enormous.
I've had kids come and visit me at 17/18 when I had them at 14, and it's like a different kid.
>>695695645
Is that you behind them?
Right, so would it be ok for me to go out with her or not?
>>695686134
Zodiac?
>>695696284
I would tend to agree but its not 100% accurate. Personality is partially a product of endocrine/limbic/pituitary system. I'm feeling much more confident and becoming much more assertive. If nothing else it's been an enlightening experiment in nature/nurture.
>>695685019
Did things with a younger girl when I was 11-13 and she was 9-11. Pretty fun stuff but I stopped at 13 because I started to feel weird.
>>695698809
>9-11
Never forget
i spy cam my wife and i showed a video of her masturbating to a friend of mine. have to admit that i am hoping he asks me to show him another one.
i broke the dam
>>695699169
dont. unless you can convince her to swing
>>695695704
chessmaster.fedora
>>695699169
I tried to set up a spycam for my sister in law, but accidentally got her kids on it instead.
>>695694686
Yeah. I'm starting to learn the pseudoscience of cycling. Dropping everything is hell, though. Endo crashes suck bad and make you severely depressed.
>>695693128
Kek
>>695693502
Top kek
>>695699326
i've mentioned that idea to her. i know my friend is game to play with her. she's not there yet but i'm working on her....
>>695699479
haha! i've gotten more than i expected a few times too.
I hire prostitutes to watch my favorite movies with me. Every time something funny or cool happens I'll quickly look at them to see their reaction and I'll mirror it.
I had sex with two trannies last week. I think I'm done with all my bi-sexual ventures as I did not enjoy myself.
>>695693502
Perfect!
I think 9gag is superior to 4chan.
>>695686634
>>695695169
o shit
>>695685157
brown bread is the best fucking bread, especially with the seeds
My dad fucked my sister and for our entire teenage years. I hated him but loved feeling him in my pussy. No one has made me cum harder than he has. He used to make my sister and I make out, finger each other and eat each other out too. We can't really talk about it because it fucked us both up. He died two years ago of prostate cancer though so I guess karma is a bitch. But the damage is dumb. I'm a sex addict. I love daddy daughter role play and fucking older men.
>>695686240
10/10
Fuck the normies
>>695685019
My friend and I used to masturbate beside each other watching porn, one time my cum shot in the air and went all over his pyjamas and he freaked out. I still cringe thinking about it today.
>>695685019
im going to murder a lot of people, maybe you?
>>695696283
kek
>>695685019
i've never confessed to anything to anyone in my entire life
I used to stand in my bedroom window and strip for my neighbor in high school. He was a class below me. I'd rub my pussy and tits as I stripped and he jacked off to me. A couple times his dad saw me from his room. Thought I was stripping for him. Sometimes they'd both be beating off to me and not even know it. The sight of two guys pleasuring themselves to me was a rush and a huge turn on.
>>695695086
This
>>695696965
repeating #s
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing...
When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
>>695696497
My friend is 42 and his girlfriend is 11 and even that age gap isn't that much. You should be fine anon.
>>695702407
kek
>>695702407
you forgot to tell us you killed Joffry
>>695686315
Shut up Chunk.
>>695700706
thats some legit autism there
>>695702407
You killed your dad you fuck
>>695686315
jew detected
When I was like 10 I was afraid of the dark so I'd sleep in my sisters room. One night I pulled my pants down and started playing with my dick. With each hand id pull on the sides of my dick to make it look like it had arms and I would make it dance and do weird things with it. My sister would watch and laugh as I put on different penis plays and acted out different scenarios. This went on for an entire summer
I pretend to like my dog but really I know that we only got her as a replacement when the other died. Exact same breed. Exact same colour.
>>695703894
Kek
I dated a broken, insecure girl healing from addiction for about 2 weeks. She was a virgin because pills destroyed her sex drive so she never got laid. I took her virginity and got the fuck out of dodge
>>695702058
Wtf XD
>>695702304
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>695705099
witnessed
>>695705099
checked
>>695705099
checkd. Nice
>>695705188
You are a cool person
>>695705099
Beautiful anon, just beautiful
>>695704550
I try and suppress the memories nowadays
>>695705188
Checked, you cool cunt
>>695705188
I like your dubs anon
>>695705382
>Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>Timestamp
>Time
>Stamp
>>695694856
>casually proceed to suck his penis
>>695701999
Checked. Come to papa.
>>695689926
Made me chuckle
I'm madly in love with a 16 year old beautiful, smart, funny girl. I'm 21 and she calls me her hero evey day I see her. I want to fuck her so bad..
>>695705382
timestamp is missing
>>695692820
kek
>>695705696
Would u fuck me good? Could u make me cum as hard as he did and let me call u daddy?
>>695685019
Asclepius became the Greek God Hermes and I'm Asclepius reincarnated.
>>695700867
>tfw u feel like the gay for last week
>>695685019
FEET THREAD GET IN HERE
>>695703575
Who wants to see some nice ass dubs?
>>695705099
wow
Got infected with HIV 2 years ago, still not told my family or friends. Too scared of everyone being scared to be near me. Not gay btw.
>>695704262
but it's not the new dog's fault :(
>>695685019
Touched my 6yo niece's area yesterday. Wasn't lewd, but I still feel a bit awks about it because of you fags.
>>695686134
So you killed all these people minus 7?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1987_murders_in_the_United_States
I used to jerk off in my local church's confession stands.
>>695694256
You have a rich social circle.
>>695687454
Full text:
Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui do((lorem ipsum)) quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?
lorem ipsum begins at the brackets.
This is the translation:
But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?
>>695689949
You must be clinically retarded.
>rape someone
>person tells people (wich is fucking logical)
>continue to ruin his life by lying
>he deserved it
How much of a fucking narcicist must you be yo actually believe you're in the right here. You fucked up someones life and you got away with it. You are worth less than fucking cockroaches, not even an sjw i can laugh at a lot of fucked shit but really dude you are a fucking loser.
>>695694856
>casually proceed to suck his penis.
>>695694976
>He won't even let me touch his hand
Did you seriously ask him?
Or did you sneak up on his hand and just touched it?
Did he look at you like you are a weired faggot?
>>695691733
what an autismo you are. He was not even trolling you. Fucking summer.
>>695686812
I put this shit into google and it said it was an illegal request.
I filmed this fight and world star isn't giving me credit , it went viral but cannot find it other than my original can anyone help
https://youtu.be/AYFdWFjSBa0
I pretend to be into normal white women of my age but I really prefer indian/arab milfs
>>695694873
Buy me a pack of darts and a bottle of whisky then dude
>>695705744
16 is legal isnt it?
>>695709942
you want credit for recording/encouraging 2 girls to fight? wtf do you want, some sorta trophy?
>>695693609
nobody is completely straight, just go for it
>>695687533
same. i divide my stuff folders by year to give some semblance of order.
>>695685019
I'm a cuck.
I'm repeating first year of uni and told my parents I passed first year
I once got my sister really drunk to the point of where she thought I was her boyfriend because me and him look alike in some ways so I fucked her like a whore I even made her fuck her pet dog now every time my sister drinks I will get her drunk and fuck her
Im a 28 year old male who loves having cum in my ass and loves swallowing cum and just from men but dogs too
>>695686240
no really, thats fucked up. I watched alot of insane porn when I was 14, but I never raped anyone.
I felt sexually attracted to a guy last weekend for the first time in my life.
I raped my friends little sister once and I'm now fucking his mom
>>695711955
Why would you do that?
>>695713360
How did you get away with doing that without her saying something
>>695691733
You're a moron.
>>695701704
superior whole wheat race!
>>695711189
Sick
I'm a guy and I let my friend fuck and cum in me whenever he wants he also makes me eat my own cum
>>695713547
No one would believe her cause she is the town slut even her family know she's a slut
Scott pilgrim vs the world was a shitty movie and no one can convince me other wise.
Me and 20 of my friends gangbanged my neighbours wife and 16 year old daughter while he was at work and now their both pregnant
>>695716818
>friends
Oh desu only in your wildest fantasies.
>>695693609
Same thing happened to me
I asked the Internet for advice and they said to (since we did a lot of acid and shrooms together) get him high and try to talk him into being more open
All it did was lead to him drinking more(he's an alcoholic) and getting aggressive and nearly violent
Scared the fuck out of me because where yeah, I grew up in a terrible city and had to be tough in order to survive, he grew up in a trailer park where his dad would beat the shit out of him until he was 13, which is when he beat the shit out of his dad, then went on to get expelled from several schools because he would beat people to a bloody pulp
I have a girlfriend now and I just see that buddy as a really close friend now
>>695693119
Are you me?
Gf of 8 years, talked about it, tried as few things, decided a Fwb could be an ok thing as long as she never finds out, so I found one.
41 year old, best sex all the Damn time for both of us. Incredible chemistry. Amazing body. Lets me do anything and most os new to her (she only been with 3 other men).
I never knew my father and its quite likely he went on to have other kids after me, I secretly fantasise about meeting and starting a sexual relationship with my half sister
>>695713528
because i didnt have the balls to see disappointment in my parents eyes
I also thought I'd hurt them/theyre image
I stick my shower head up to my dick and when it fills with water i let it go and water sprays out like pee. Almost like a dick enema
>>695705099
gg anon
>>695705188
Those are some nice dubs, anon!
