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Rekt thread
kek
>wants to start rekt thread
>posts one webm
>waits
>no profits
Start to posting faggots
>>695683509
stop being mean you sound like my dad
>>695683503
(insert black lives mater joke here)
>>695683688
day dindu nuffin
Nigga gets maced
bump for interest
>>695684123
From a movie shoot dick head
>>695683688
That is actually in brazil, where you literally can't kill someone robbing you if they have a gun or not even if they shoot you unless you are a police on duty.
>>695684431
>>695684169
file name, I lost
>>695684814
was that a killer monkey?
lurking
>>695684950
do you want a filename?
this is a filename
>>695684066
Allah Gay Pride?
>>695684039
What the fuck
>>695685107
Op has a good file name
>>695682621
What happened to the dude? Looks like he took a beating. Is there a story to this?
>>695684981
I know this is a rekt thread but for fuck's sake man... show some humanity. People like you just go too far to be le edgy.
>>695685131
Fuck off weeb 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autistic weebs
/a/ fucking ruined this site
>>695684981
there is a line, and you just crossed it
>>695683844
That hair pull, though.
Even if the dude is a belligerent moron, that cop is just a little girl.
>>695685131
niggers
>>695684981
if it wasn't, it is now
>>695685380
>intelligent discussion and debate
You must be new here anon
>>695685323
do you have any realization where you are, m8? THIS IS EDGE CITY YOU STUPID CUNT!
I swear, it's fair dinkum summer in this bitch.
>>695685625
No you must be if you took that bate.
>>695685380
nii-san, okotteru?
>>695685380
You can have intellectual debates anywhere,4chan is a place for free speech,where everyone can say whatever,you should have known that before you came here
>>695683983
jesus christ. why didnt he just let go?
>>695685702
*bait
>>695685380
>spot the SJW
>>695683503
faggots got what they deserved
>>695683844
>you gon ARREST me?! im a NIGGUH!
*gets painted in mace
*sucks air through teeth
>ok
>>695683796
well done, good job
>>695684169
Good job. Run exactly parallel to the direction you're pulling the giant tree.
>>695684066
-1 kebab.
>>695686143
I used to work on a train. Every time the train came upon a cow on the tracks, the stupid piece of shit would run down the tracks until it fell and died.
Fuck, I'm glad I'm not that stupid.
>>695684778
was that guy a robber carrying an actual dollar sign bag?
>>695686248
Apparently, you expect the cow to intuitively understand the concept of rail-based transportation, which probably doesn't bode well for you.
>>695685590
Fuck niggers
>>695684814
ahahaha when you get dusted by a fucking capuchin
>>695684039
>>695686394
well yeah... cows be too dumb yo
>>695686568
topkek
>>695686568
i want to see this with sound
it is absolutely glorious
>>695685380
>>695686394
You'd figure that these cunts would be loitering around the tracks every time the train came through, right? You'd figure that eventually they would realize that the big screaming bright thing only goes one direction in a very predictable manner.
It's not a highway, its fkn rail tracks.
>>695683844
FUCK THE POLICE
>>695686777
Nice trips
>>695684039
Nigga just got roasted
>>695685899
his hands are tapped to the bar
>>695686917
>>695686777
>>695684071
Story
>>695685419
Its why soldiers have to shave their head, so someone can't just use you like a human puppet like that officer did with that fella
>>695687102
>son...why do you keep a picture like this on your computer?
>what can i say dad? i just love posting crap.
>>695683796
where the fuck do they get all these faggot cops... don't they have a baton? also, don't they teach them some wrestling moves or some kind of self defense. Shit, it's already two against one. pfft... fucking pussies.
>>695687172
Ermmm, actually, shaving a military conscript's head was to prevent head lice, but it did have the side effect of giving the enemy nothing to grab onto. Fuck that moon cricket anyway.
>>695685154
I don't know shit about explosions
can anyone explain to me this expanding white circle?
is that a sound wave?
>>695682621
This is about the same shit that happened to some guy on an episode of Curious and unusual deaths.
>>695687365
Are you really this fucking stupid?
>>695683844
LOL.. it took10 cops to bring down one angry black dude. This is gay as fuck
>>695687365
That would be the concussive blast. The part of an explosion that can kill you even if you don't get hit by debris.
>>695684071
When administering first aid for a fall it's important to move the victim's neck and spine around as much as possible.
>>695684039
Well I guess this nigguh was just...
>tired.
>>695684431
listening to music while watching this.
beat drops as he drops
too satisfying
>>695684431
Free hat
>>695686568
Am I the only one who finds these utterly unfunny? I'd probably kek if I was about 8 years old, but come on.
>>695684431
nigga wat?
>>695688178
she so fucking slow
>>695688300
>>695685107
oh god, my sides
>>695684814
sauce needed!
>>695682621
If that wasn't sure to kill you or maim you I would want to try that. Looks fun.
>>695684066
Id like to point everyones atention to the kebab that drops at 0:15 seconds..
Also I've seen 2 other videos of arabs partying and than accidentally killing someone in the exact same manner.
>>695684071
Make sure that neck is properly broken. Good job there chief.
>>695684169
>stuckin2d
>>695685107
Tyrannosaurus rekt.
>>695682621
he's he kill ?
>>695690301
learn to speak English you moron:
>is he dead
>did he die
>was he killed
whattafuck is he's he kill ?
>>695690469
didn't he dead ?
>>695686143
The Prometheus school of running away from things.
>>695690469
This was made on purpose, son. Stop being a cunt on internet and probably in real life.
>>695688186
A fat man running is always funny. Lighten up.
>>695689803
Damn that was brutal.
>>695690469
did he is killed died?
>>695690469
just how new are you?
>>695690737
Ding
>>695682621
touchless automatics ftw!
>>695690792
Newfag
>>695689803
that was both perfect timing and horrible timing
>>695691051
baited by teh bait
>>695691051
why son ? just why ?
>>695691096
>Oh I don't know shit
>Im such a faggot what do I do
>Make master plan
>Say it's bait
>Oh yeah and now I suck my dick
Faggot
>>695691051
Full-retard
>>695691243
salty
someone have the sauce?
>>695682621
>>695685636
>>695687307
>I'm a shitposter, dad. It's who I am. Can't you just accept me?
>>695683983
well he doesn't need to stretch now anymore :D
>>695690730
>>695690792
>>695690921
>>695690966
Not new:
Have life.
Am /b/
No /hc/
Not a cunt in real life:
But a dick in real life.
Suck me?
>>695690469
newafag detected.
>>695691218
Because cunt think me cunt but me dick no cunt
>>695689803
this upsets me
Sauce anyone?
>>695684814
that made my day
>>695683503
>)
Black Lives matter >:P
>>695693167
^^ homosexual detected
>>695684039
looks like his arm just got melted onto the tire
>>695687365
you for real?!
>>695693265
Because you are a massive faggot.
Hilarious!
>>695690469
learn the lingo if you want to fit in, newfag
>>695688633
https://youtu.be/ZbfnyH4seOQ
>>695685131
What anime this?
>>695687365
I think it's just a dust moved by rapidly expanding air. Looks fookin' cool.
>>695694005
Shockwave, faggot.
>>695687658
Oly because there were cameras kek
>rekt thread
>same images posted in every thread
>OP is a fag
>>695683796
as much as a hate blm that was unnecessary
>>695693905
Non Non Biyori
Keks for you french fags
>>695683983
stupid. stupid shit
>>695693842
I'm not new faggot, I always stand ou between you morons/mormons.
What's the differentce between me and you? About five bank accounts three houses and two vehicles.
>>695685380
>THIS IS BAIT
>>695685131
Kys
>>695690469
but he ded can who is ur fag fuk 2 xdddddd
>>695692613
third time's a huang zhong ding dong.
god chinese is fucking annoying.
i'm going back to university in a month and if you have never had to sit near some chinese guys, it's a fucking nightmare. i'm in arizona and SHIT their fucking language doesn't even sound like a language. it's all wang sho wah dong bong crap forever. you're sitting there trying to remember discrete math steps or C programming structure and these fucks are going off in their joke language for 20 minutes while you're waiting for an exam to start. strategy must be used to avoid them. they're fucking rejected.
>>695694282
>About five bank accounts three houses and two vehicles.
Damn!
>>695684071
got a c?
>>695683983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscpEdSTiNA
with sound
>>695694067
Isn't a dust moved exactly by the Shockwave which is rapidly expanding air which is exactly what I said ya angry pussy? Dust makes Shockwave more visible.
>>695694282
who the fuck says "vehicles"?
virgins, that's who
>>695694535
Damn right
>>695694426
Experiments in skeletal animation: the movie?
>>695694282
good for you
>>695694595
No it isn't.
>>695692993
He just fount out the republican and democratic front runners
>>695694426
>>695690469
excellent bait my frend
8/8
>>695694245
Thank man ily
>>695694723
Youtube : Metachaos for the source
>>695694660
Xzibit does, in What's the difference between me and you ft Dr. Dre and Eminem
>>695687365
nigger fart
>>695694282
>>695694214
MR POOPY BUTTHOLE
Fuck this thread. I'm out.
>>695694797
I'm not your friend buddy
>>695690469
he's has made an typo
>>695684039
Will Grigg!
>>695695060
aaaaaah now you too
wtf is wrong with you
you guys make me go mad gonna burn down my 3houses and 2vehicles if I see another one of these slangs
and whattafuck is up with these store fronts, been selecting them all morning...
>>695693685
Kek raw corn cob?
>>695684071
That's just horrible! Did you see how crooked that white car parked???
>>695685154
It's called a "shockwave". Usually brings with it lots of sound. What it is, is the "overpressure" of the atmosphere=air, and it expands until the pressure is equalized. if you are close enough to the detonation point, the pressure can kill you. a little further out, break bones, concussion, broken ear drums, knock you down. This pressure wave also brings with it "secondary shrapnel" also known as stones, dirt, plant matter that can also kill you.
>>695683844
God dammit Woolie, get back in your hole
>>695693838
>"best lightshow award goes to..."
>>695689803
did she died?
>>695695635
No but she was near death
the baby was unharmed
>>695684039
when will abuse on tires ever end? i mean they were peacefully living on trees, then we humans ripped them into rolling things for our amusement.
>>695685380
>intelligent discussion
>>695695582
twelve years of medical school...
rekt threads are where we are at are worst
laughing at the deaths of others
and to be honest I wont say its a good thing we have such a fucked sense of humor but I will say that we have a interesting one
>>695684039
fire wars - who will survive next round??!?
>>695693276
context is needed.
>>695686082
>arrest me
>i'm right here
>>695696187
I think it was some cult leader asserting dominance over his flock? Can't remember the details.
>>695694282
So you're poor?
>>695694257
Not as funny as the (RIP in peace) Twin Towers :^)
>>695694214
Not funny faggot
>>695694426
What's this from?
>>695687318
>>695694200
you know he had a gun in his pocket right? and was reaching for it when they shot him
>>695694143
So.. Some thug on a dirt bike just shot someone in the neck. Wtf.
>>695689314
Love how he's holding it. And how he lights one off before pointing anywhere near the sky
>>695687953
>nigguh
>>695694542
That shit would have knocked the wind out of him so hard. He would have died of no oxygen if not broken his neck.
>>695687259
Jokes on you - im a fag
>>695693276
Forget exactly where the source is on the net but it's one of those fucked up pseudo christian cult things in the south or some garbage. Chicks husband is sitting there watching this dude slap his wife and everybody just takes it in.
>>695694214
>>695696677
as this looks hilarious, sauce?
>>695693838
Someone needs to calculate the rpm on that camera
>>695687259
Completely forgot it was a rekt thread by now...
>>695690469
> I will fix that for
> my mate anon:
do he does deadedest?
>>695696992
liquified organs and severe internal bleeding, knocked the wind out of him, what are you retarded?
>>695697137
I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.
>>695682621
That was awesome
>>695696748
Nah, Columbian cop
>>695684814
top fucking kek
>>695686375
I think he was just coming back from shopping at the Dollar store...
>>695697031
I made it.
>>695694723
It's called metachaos and it's some visual "Experience" or some shit,
>>695690469
Do he kill deadly?
>>695697189
>>695697189
Between 1937 and 2012, an estimated 1,600 bodies were recovered of people who had jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge, located in the San Francisco Bay Area in the United States.[1] The impact from the fall kills 98 percent of people who jump or fall from the bridge, as they enter the water.[2][3] As of 2005, it is estimated that 26 people have survived after jumping.[4] In 2013, 118 potential jumpers were talked down from their attempt and did not jump.[3]
>>695697189
gr8 b8 m8
>>695697331
the video...
>>695697189
You see that white mist when he hits the water? It creates mustard gas, instantly suffocating you and dissolving your lungs. Retard.
>>695696181
COLLAT
>>695697467
No. Just the meme.
>>695697396
learning and growing
>>695694535
Whats the difference between us?
We could start at the penis.
We could both scream i dont give a fuck and see who really means it.
>>695683503
I've seen this clip a hundred times, and I can't help but think if these were cops in the USA, they would have probably shot all the women too, then sent in a Robot Bomb to blow up the entire building and all the occupants therein.
>>695683796
both these fat pussies couldn't hold one dude down kek
>>695696677
Takes all kinds...
>>695697612
i can't tell if youre being a dick or if youre retarded
>>695697427
I really like that image
>>695697784
Just answering the questions I'm asked. Don't read too much into it.
>>695690469
die his is?
>>695684169
Serpentine! Serpentine!
Dumbshit ran like Rickon...
>>695697137
Could've done a flip, gone out in style
>>695694517
I feel you man. I go to a large state university and the sheer amount of Arabs and Chinese is astounding. We must be singlehandedly educating these countries' youths through our outsourcing.
So fucking irritating go back to Shangzhou province or wherever the fuck don't they have schools in China
>>695689686
Kek file name
>>695694901
Got him there
>>695695995
Shoulda gone to shoulder day every once in a while
>>695683844
>>695697872
Medical side of 4chin explain
>>695698577
this is how controllers get broken
>>695696606
Religion of peace
We should ban busses
>>695698577
Mario Kart's shitty rubber-band AI
>>695699068
>rubber-band
explain
>>695696745
Nope, he had a concealed carry and informed the officer. Officer confirmed hearing this before asking for lic and reg. when he reached for paperwork officer got jumpy and fired. Maybe because he knew there was a weapon in the car and he got nervous. Regardless, he didn't check his targets, didn't give clear verbal instructions and failed to defuse the situation without unecessary violence. TLDR he's a shitty cop
>>695698742
its an intestin full of worms
>>695687259
Deep down I know this is going to happen I just don't want to believe it and keep watching hoping for boobs.
>>695698742
roundworms
>>695697750
Brazilians are worse than nigger; use of force is needed
>>695699143
Basically the better you play, the more of an advantage the computer controlled players get. For instance in MK, the other players will get better weapons while you get shit things, and they'll even be able to move much, much quicker than you. Ever wondered how the fuck a computer controlled player caught up with you so quickly, even though you were miles ahead? That's why.
>>695691549
rosaleen young
>>695699230
>Nope, he had a concealed carry and informed the officer.
Nope. he did not have a concealed carry but he did lie to the officer about having one.
Part of every state endorsed ccw class is how to handle traffic stops while legally concealed carrying. He did not follow those simple guidelines. They are explained to CCW holders because if you don't understand the situation and handle it correctly, you can easily be shot. Like the guy who lied about having a ccw permit to the cop and didn't know how to handle the situation because he didn't get a permit, and got himself shot.
>>695699143
When you're ahead, the snap to the front.
When they're ahead, they turn to garbage.
Rubber band AI refers to an artificial intelligence found in titles such as racing or sports titles that is designed to prevent players from getting too far ahead of computer-controlled opponents. When done well, such AIs can maintain a consistent level of challenge from the beginning of an event to the end.
>>695682621
You spin my head right round right round
>>695699389
what is it?
>>695699264
Country of origin? Eggs ae injected. Freaky.
>>695699389
wtf is this?
>>695699175
That van spilt it's nig nogs
>>695699389
what the fuck
>>695699389
now you are aware of it's smell
>>695699706
>>695699718
File name you dipshits
>>695688178
>Bend down to pick up the hat
>Double back while looking away from oncoming traffic
She literally ran into the car that already swerved to avoid her dumb ass.
>>695696748
Guy on bike is police, got who got shot had stolen the car I think and caused multiple accidents if I remember correctly.
>>695685107
>unarmed combat
FUCKING KEK
>>695695357
That was the hitman.and damn he was good. He got the lady to off herself and established his alibi by doing that horrible parking job in front of the camera
>>695699610
1. Show me where it says he lied about a CCW
2. What about the child in the back seat? He did not check behind his target.
2. Ignorance is not an excuse to be shot.
The officers job is to defuse the situation and secure the area, not "do what you must, just make sure you come home to your family". Any officer who paid attention in training will try to understand everything about the situation before firing. Theres no reason it should have escalated that quickly, unless he was actually attempting to attack an officer. And people don't usually tell the cops they're planning to shoot that they have a firearm.
>>695699821
What the fuck happened?
>>695696677
You are probably a black fag
>>695687171
Nerve gas
>>695699871
But what is it really tho
>>695699610
>Pulled over by cop
>routine traffic stop.jog
>shot in the street
>no trial
Innocent until I say so, huh?
>>695697380
I love how little Zangief made body drops a trend
>>695684981
That was brutal. His hand didn't stand a chance. Nothing was spared, not even his thumb
>>695686786
Nigga they are cows. They cant exactly learn from their mistakes when they're dead can they you fucking mong
>>695700250
looks like a nerve gas attack
>>695686568
Wow wouldn't react that way. The fucking empire is after you and theere are no Jedis around
>>695700250
probably he breathed the smoke of the matchstick while he was trying to lighting.
>>695701157
light it *
lol I'm high
>>695688368
>It's my first day
>>695700250
nerve gas
but joke aside;
Poor quality matches when struck, contain toxic gases - he practically breathed death
>>695688178
>kek'd
>>695700249
1. Show you where what says that? If you google the case enough then you either will or won't find more information, I don't care whether you google it or not.
2. I think the cop handled the situation poorly, even though in context he had a few reasons to be afraid for his life and thus not think clearly.
3. I don't know what your deal is. You are not thinking objectively about the situation and I'd gladly converse with you about it in a separate forum, but this is a rekt thread. Not some place for you to spout bs that you haven't looked into yourself, aside from facebook vines and youtube reaction videos. Go eat some chicken or something.
>>695687259
Winter Pierzina aka "Hulk Hands"
>>695683796
Even in death he looks like a gorilla.
Justice4Harambe
>>695700443
It's what's going to kill your mom in her sleep unless you reply to this post. No immunity.
>>695697380
Why didn't the others rush in and jump the one that was winning???
>>695700249
>you're wrong
Really? How so?
>idk lol google it
but-
>get a new perspective
>>695693683
Spin me baby
>>695696935
You are retarded
>>695698577
Apparently, for Luigi getting 10th place beats getting pussy.
>>695684431
shit. he stood there for a solid 30 seconds
>>695691051
Newfag
>>695701352
you're doing an Angel's work anon.
bless you
>>695700250
siezure kicking in when the flame pops out
>>695684431
as far as I know, this was a fight between wife and husband. dude is retarded lol
>>695697872
Regretti eating the spaghetti
>>695694257
All them bodies and not one tit hanging out. 2/10 I expected better.
>>695695017
im not your buddy pal
>>695695739
Do you have a sauce? This is interesting
>>695687102
someone spent HOURS drawing this
>>695693838
That was quite the light show.
>>695692619
Nico quedate en el molde kek xd
I've posted most of the webems and gifs so far. Would you fags like to contribute?
>>695697684
she was prego. the baby died
>>695695739
>the baby was unharmed
That's unfortunate.
>>695694788
Jesus christ. MODS!
>>695702153
Yea if I can find it...
>>695693276
Pavlov testing classical conditioning on one of his subjects
