Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
Music edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMoNmFt1mc
Claim
Iowa claim
Claimed
>tired and sore edition
>>695667013
>>695667196
Well you rape her then!
Claiming Miria, i hope everyone is doing good!
I have arrived
Finally caught a pinsir
BACK OFF NIGGERS SHES MINE
Nico with a headache claimed.. ugh
Shiro claimed!
>>695667618
Noticed
>>695665276
I'm 19 years old
>>695665279
Aren't you muslim?
>>695665352
lol
>>695665695
It's a good show, cute waifu btw :o
>>695667719
nico nico worst waifuuuuuu
>>695667768
where is my reply? ;-;
roll
>>695667768
No I'm not. Are you white?
>>695667719
Poor nico. Got meds for it?
>>695667744
Not even best shiro
>>695667767
Im buying a 1080 seahawk x
You should add one to your build
>>695667894
>nico nico worst waifu
Yous right
>>695667719
Headaches suuuuck. Hope it clears up soon.
>>695667545
I think that already happened...
>>695667552
H-Hi...
>>695667992
>best shiro
That's not even me.
>>695666567
Now that, as fucked as it sounds, is something to look forward too. Kek, /pol/ is a riot.
>>695666087
Cheekier by the day.
>>695666745
Both have amazing musical scores.
>>695666934
Red hair huh? I think there's some of that around these parts~.
That's a very good one. A nice melody and it's really passionate. It's kind of tough for me to choose since you have the main units and sun-unit songs but main song, I'd say Sunny Day Song, been liking it more. These switch from time to time but as for sub-unit, Fuyu ga Kureta Yokan. BiBi can't be touched.
>>695667992
There's only one shiro!
Do you mean Shiro anon?
>>695667894
I didn't notice it ;-;
ignored roll
>>695667951
I'm Mexican cutie
>>695667992
Already planning to get a 1080 gtx
>>695668088
Both have cameos in it
>>695668228
I don't think you're cute, wall jumper.
>>695668067
Well then it needs to happen again.
>>695668088
/pol/ is honestly my go to when shit goes down. They go through all the stops for it.
>>695668388
>1080 gtx
are you sure about that
Saber claim
>>695668062
Ayy it's Iowa
>>695667593
Good claim
>>695668070
>>695668165
Neither of you are best shiro
>>695668388
Unless you revised your build your just gonna be bottle necked and not even get the best performance out of a 1080
>>695668357
spooky roll
>>695668434
I was born in America, megumeanie
>>695668504
Shit I meant 1060. I got the 480 and 1060 mixed up
>>695668504
who are those cuties?
>>695667894
ruuude.
>>695667957
i took many lol
>>695668062
thanks
>>695668088
Oh? Well I'm a sucker for Red Hair.. especially when it's on such a cutie like you.
Good choice! I am a little biased though.. Snow Halation is what got me into the show after all.
>>695668388
Both have easter eggs
>Found this earlier today.
>>695668504
Agreed. The banter is fun to witness too, almost more exciting than the news itself.
>>695668600
You know who she is? nice! although i feel kinda bad now, i don't know yours :P
>>695668675
How u gon be sad and still nippin
>>695668695
Even still that problem will still exist
claimed
>>695668446
B-But why?!
Consider heresy, possible switching to Ainsley Harriot.
>>695668802
Saber from the Fate series
>Playing league right now
>>695668974
Its never heresy for ainsley
>moka
>>695668600
Heyo saber. what's up
>>695668635
Yea 1080 is pricey as fuck but it is really good.
>>695668652
Iowa and Kongou! Also known as my favorite cuties.
>>695668673
No problem.
>>695668674
ikr. Though it sounds terrible I can't wait for what's next.
>>695668962
Because Hanako begging with her eyes is cute as fuck.
>Also you'll like it.
>>695668620
You're a skittle mixed with m&m's.
>>695668673
Where's most of the pain? Left side?
>>695668674
Both could never shItty or great. Thanks and what's going on here?~
>
>>695668938
Oh
>>695668974
Oh
>>695668228
:o roll
>>695668673
not as rude as having nico as your waifu
>>695668974
You're going to switch?
I am disappoint
>>695669205
Look at this guy. He's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsSKisDJ04
>>695669058
She seems pretty kickass! have fun in your league game! :3
>>695669165
I'll... like... it...
>Hmm...
>>695669147
Playing league atm you?
>>695669339
I'm only considering it. Ainsley is pretty great though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJJdeByJa0
>>695669433
Can I stick it in while I sleep?
>>695669436
Just kicking back watching videos and the thread. Haven't played league in a while. how are your games going?
>>695669205
im pretty sure my terrible sunburn is causinv it.. but yeah front left.
>>695669289
you nico nico need to back up or get smacked up
>>695669289
I don't even know anyone anymore roll :o
glad I have you still
>>695669191
I don't eat candy, because I'm not 5 years old
>>695669147
They sure are cute, which one do you claim though?
>>695669714
Iowa of course!
>>695669660
Oh come on, you're not even trying to insult me anymore. :'(
>>695669433
Now your getting it.
>And you may want a third person to join in so I'll just be on the side~
>>695669660
you will always have me roll :o
>>695669640
what am i going to get smacked up by?
>>695669640
>you nico nico need to back up
lol good one, might use that someday :3
Other megumin needs to LEAVE
I'm never gonna switch either
>>695669954
I've never disliked you :(
I like you, you don't feel the same...
>>695670004
Thank you, Jinx
roll :)
>>695669205
Ya i wouldnt recommend doing that
Would be a waste of money
>>695670092
Do you own an Adidas jacket in real life?
>>695669947
what a bad decision.
>>695668673
What a coincidence, I'm a sucker for Red Eyes. Not to mention yours of course.
Ha, that's perfectly fine. Just means there's a special connection with that song then.
>>695669147
Yeah it's kinda hypocritical or at least in my eyes. You don't want anything to happen, but you do because you want to visit /pol/.
>>695669205
Both require money for access. Anytime m8, you've seen the series. You know how it is. No need.
>>695669947
you seem like a red blooded american to me, i dig it
>>695670153
Roll...
>>695669569
It's... only fair...
>>695669998
O-Okay...
>>695670188
It's a track suit.
>>695669998
Do you intend to do dirty things to my precious? Because you better back off if so.
>>695670190
Excuuuuuuse me?
>>695670236
heh it's not my fault they make shitty things super fun.
>>695670253
>red
DID YOU CALL ME A RED
>>695670004
By me! Square up. I'm 5 feet 100 lbs of bone crushing steel!
>>695670035
lol im glad it wasn't as bad as i thought it sounded.
>>695670236
Oh? Well it looks like we have some amazing compatibility~ and don't worry, your hair isn't the only thing i like about you.
>>695670463
Hanako's mine, dipshit.
>>695669998
>Growls ferociously
>>695670315
>presses lips against yours
>>695670513
of the two choices presented, you picked the worst one.
mai bossu
>>695670463
Would you prefer dirty things done to you?
>I'd be happy to oblige~
>>695669147
Oh hell yeah it is
>>695669340
Hot
>>695669640
A migraine
>>695670004
Get rekted
>>695670183
What would you recommend?
>>695670236
Both are enjoyable with others. You're right. I'll do it with nico and iowa!
>>695670188
I own a tracksuit, yes
>>695670276
roll c:
>>695670513
Im assuming by red you mean russian, which wasn't my point at all! you seem like a real patriot :D
>>695670752
Might be a migraine.. and h-hey! you can't just pick my ship for me..
>>695670759
Sorry roll. ;-;
>>695670740
I'm not sure how I feel about this... I guess if it stops you from doing stuff to Hanako though...
>having a waifu when you coulda had a bossu.
>>695670752
who am i being rekt by?
>>695670606
can't we all be friends?
roll
>>695670153
:) roll
>>695670513
>they make shitty things super fun.
This comes to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_x4_QrMcm8
>>695670606
I guess we do~. Your eyes aren't the only thing ideal to me either.
>>695670752
Both create different opinions. You what m80? That's against the show and you know it.
>>695671004
crunchy roll :o
>>695671065
cute roll
>>695671062
I'm gonna kick your butt >:(
>>695670606
Oh it didn't sound bad at all! i'd definitely be intimidated :3
>>695670702
Woah whose that?
>>695671021
Letting yourself be molested for someone else, how noble.
>And then once you start enjoying it, they get molested too~
Claimed
>>695671248
konata pls... theres no reason we cant be civil
>>695671283
>filename
>>695670752
Figured you could probably use this for the bun.
>>695670463
They asked nicely... so it's fine...
>>695670690
Nnh...
>>695671021
>>695671305
Don't fight... please...
>I'll be fine Shiro...
>>695670696
That's where you're wrong man
>>695670752
Hope you can end up getting that rig one day. I should save up for a new one myself.
>>695670916
Ah that's what you meant. I ain't no commie man. Glad you know a patriot when you see one!
>>695670752
>>695670986
>nico and iowa
wait what's going on here
>>695671194
Bo burnham is fucking great. I'm ashamed I haven't seen more of him.
>>695670752
I actually just looked at benchmarks for it and it looks prettu good if your willing to shill out an extra hundred or so dollars
I would go with an msi version
Dont get one of those blower style shit fans tho
>>695671065
i suppose i'd like that..
>>695671194
i was hoping that'd be the case.. you're always fun to talk to.
>Don't let shinoa get to ya... i think i have my sights set on a different target than what they suggested.
>>695671283
Then i'm doing a good job u_u I can be scary, I promise!
>>695671566
Bad decisions. Shinoa wants me to be shipped with you! As if i'd get shipped with someone as old and boring as you.
>>695671530
>watching this
oh hey shiro is here...
>>695671770
Excuse me? I'm super fun and young! You'd be lucky to be shipped with me ya know. Why would I want to be shipped with idol trash?
>>695671401
where is your waifu from?
>>695667640
Who?
>>695672017
That's me.
>>695669636
Good finding my potential as Gangplank right now
>>695672035
Are you eyeballing me?
>>695671854
Did I say something wrong?
>I'm sorry...
>>695671248
Rolling for u <3
>>695672235
Not really, no. Just don't know why you're excepting this molestation.
>i care for you a lot
>>695671566
I definitely know a patriot when i see one, in the upcoming civil war between whites and unrights im sure ill meet you
>>695670986
It is a migraine. It's known to be on left side of the brain but can spread. Possible cause is the blood vessels constriction. It's too late
>
>>695671194
Both have trailers. It's too late. The 3M is called 3M for a reason. Someone else woundnt agree~ :p
>>695671383
Yo
>>695671470
Thanks
>>695671566
College first then the build
This
>
>>695671672
Eh eh? Not too bad huh? I'm getting the Nvidia
>>695672330
accepting*
very late claim of best girlie!
>>695672083
minami ke... and shes not a waifu... shes a bossu
>>695672140
js hai... 志位 samachan
ayyyyyyoooooooooo! v& time!
>>695671305
I am going to need you to have a seat over there.
>>695672396
I'm a bit forgetful.
>have we been acquainted?
>>695671770
>I can be scary
oh really? what kinda powers do you have?
![tumblr_mqlyk1IDR21s9t1roo4_500[1].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1469/088/1469088461731.jpg "tumblr mqlyk1IDR21s9t1roo4 500[1]")
>>695672376
Nuuuuuu.
Counterclaim.
>>695672185
Is GP as strong as he used to be? As in the pushing monster.
>>695672191
Don't ever eyeball me again.
>>695672361
look bud you blow your college fun on being a lazy shit.
and you can't just do this.
>>695671566
Damn straight man. Fucking lyrical genius, sucks he's taking that break but it's well deserved. If you ever have some free time, watch the specials, wonderful stuff.
>>695671770
It certainly is. Only been a short while, but I enjoy the talks already.
Haha, Godspeed then.
>>695672361
Both get nominated for awards for said trailers. All of that may be true but what if that's non-canon.
>>695672487
...must be another shiro
my mistake
>>695672376
Dr. Pepper.
>>695672558
Wait. She's in middle school. I take that back.
>>695672558
Oh hey Homu. What're you doing up so late?
>>695672663
Shiro.
>>695671770
yay
happy roll
>>695671248
no u
roll
>>695672448
she's 18 don't mind me
introducing my shit-tier waifu
>>695672570
Yes he's always been strong despite nerfs. He builds more armor pen now with 1 crit item being infinity edge. Triple barrels still one shit people
>>695672376
Scientist
>>695671401
Forgot to reply, but of course! I always just assume filenames aren't the true source i guess heh. What is she from?
>>695672361
Ya i just looked at them when you said you wanted one
Didnt know they werre that cheap and what the benched at
I would recommend that but not particularly for your build
Its still gonna bottle neck
But the price for it you really cant beat
>>695672330
I'm very tired tonight. Putting it simply, I'm just going along with things
>not that I mind anyway
>>695672570
GP's always stronk
>because he's a pirate
>>695672282
rolling for you too :3
>>695672396
where does she work?
>>695672766
swing roll :p
>>695672806
Best knight! It has been a minute. What are you doing up so late cutie?
>>695672813
minami ke
>>695672765
>not the homu you know
What ya up to?
>>695672872
So you're fine man?
>this thread
muh waifu
