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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I have been. Almost nonstop.
Zoink
>>695647010
Stop RPing.
>>695647216
whoa
>>695647256
its not RP you sloppy cunt
>>695647256
*gets thunderstruck*
>>695647384
It's pretty bad, but whatever.
>>695647010
I wish I could stop coughing.
>>695647507
eat some pineapple
>>695647549
i have accepted my coughing demise
>>695647549
but you can't because you have cancer and AIDS.
>>695647632
>>695647766
nuuuuu
>>695647922
because it will heal you
sleep pls
Stay up the streets needs you
>>695648068
Spread dem cheeks.
>>695648103
I don't want to be healed though.
>>695648354
Gone buttuh dem flap jacks
>>695648354
ok, now what?
>>695648516
Kitty's fist is going in dry.
>>695648068
yuuuuuu
>>695648384
y tho
>>695648637
I can't do that dave
>>695648637
spicy
>>695647766
I have too.
It's so goddamned hot in here!
>>695648722
Cause why would I want to extend my life?
>>695649137
It's like what that Nelly song says.
>>695649750
Hm?
>>695648853
you must
>>695649040
i need chocolate :C
>>695649137
turn on AC
>>695649384
idk. :3
>>695649862
I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away.
>>695650003
There is no reason to.
>>695650003
It is on. It's my oven's fault
>>695650428
O-okay
>>695649997
I don't stretch that far
>>695650748
You know, Nelly. Like, they also sang that hit song It's Getting Hot in Here?
>>695650973
nope. never listened to him/her
>>695650748
ohhhhhhh
i am going to pass out here. peace out rowdy pup
>>695650973
fare well Jamima
>>695651304
goodnight! I'll be right behind ya
>>695651071
Probably for the best you don't know what I'm talking about.
>>695651304
See ya round.
>>695651706
Probably
>>695652076
Though I was making a joke based on late 90s and early 00s popular music.
>>695652298
I know. I knew the name but not the person or music.
How's the plaster coming along?
>>695652812
The first one is done I believe. I have four more blocks ready for me. I need to make another mold and cast some more though. I'm thinking the next one is going to be the full mold, a 12"x12" block. And then I'll just leave it at that size.
>>695653129
Wow. What are you making a sculpture of. if anything in particular?
>>695653373
Well, I did this one. That took a day to do just on carving. I'm not sure what each one is going to be, they just sort of occur after I look at them for a while. The big 12"x12" block I don't know what I'd do with.
Chicken, post nudes.
Chicken, give them to me in private so I can lord it over Snarf.
Thanks be to you, Chicken. How does it feel, Snarf?
>>695653613
I've come up with some great guitar stuff doing the same process. It just works. I'm sure they'll look great when you're done. I would like to see them!
>>695653714
But I'm all gross and hairy and skinny and broken now... You don't want that.
Butt looks nice though...
>>695653854
(okay)
>>695654136
It makes me think of Vincent Price
Same shape to the head I think
>>695654192
You are a musician, Chicken?
HAHA success!
>>695654389
I don't have anyone in mind when I make them. I just carve until the shape of the head and the appearance of a face is there. Then I stop. I like the vagueness.
brutes
>>695654406
I certainly try. Someting wonderful comes out and I forget how I did it when I try to write it down. If I try to force something to sound right, it never does.
>>695654616
mhm. It just reminded me of him.
>>695655029
Exterminate all the brutes.
>>695655237
That's Jazz though, isn't it? I don't know if Vincent Price had a particularly long head. But hey, it's vagueness that counts, so it could be anybody.
>>695655520
hug all brutes
>>695655674
I'm a brute though. And I deserve extermination.
>>695655520
It is. I'm awful at jazz but that doesn't stop me from trying. This FUCKING BROKEN ARM THOUGH!!!
Yup. Just immediately thought a pencil 'stache would look nice on there, ergo Mr. price
>>695655674
I'd like a brute
>>695655831
I like you. No extermination please
>>695655831
why do you make these clay things
>>695656129
sometimes you just gotta create
>>695656129
he's practicing to make a dildo.
>>695656049
I may go the early Giacometti route and scratch vague details into the surface. You think a broken arm ever stopped Chet Baker? Hell no! A crippling addiction to heroin did! So get that guitar and pluck away, boyo.
I'm like a weed. I deserve to be eradicated.
>>695656129
>>695656210
>>695656489
That would be the worst idea.
>>695656210
I can respect that
>>695656675
Oh, I still scratch a bit with a slide. It's not what I want right now, but at least I can play SOMETHING
And nah, you seem neat
>>695657391
Oh, he's pretty...
>>695657319
There are things we constantly want but don't have access to. So we make do with what we have, which it's good you're doing that. Playing something is better than playing nothing.
Hmm hmm hmm. I'm a bum!
>>695657590
he's a pretty girl
I really need to get a bulb and a stand for this shop lamp so I can start screen printing.
>>695657693
Agreed. It only makes me want to play better once I can. I can still get a few ideas out, but I'll have to listen to a lot more Skip James and such
(not that I'm complaining)
>>695657822
He's a boy though.
>>695658013
Printing what?
>>695658177
girls have dicks too
I should get to bed soon...
>>695658340
that's not how it works I'm sure of it. I don't care though. He's just pretty
>>695658490
pretty pretty
>>695658177
Every time I fail in a painting I have the urge to do better, to find out what went wrong, where the composition fell apart.
Shirts at first, but hopefully if I can get good at multicolor prints I can start doing fine art prints.
>>695658647
mhm. very much so!
I'd buy a shirt from you. I already like your style
>>695658626
More prettyboys
subby makes the best bread. Just wait till you get a loaf in your mouth.
>>695658918
I'm low on pretty
>>695658918
I don't know if I'd make multiple versions of them until I got the hang of it. I want some stuff on shirts that aren't already available, so I just gotta do it myself.
>>695659091
>>695659175
You can sell me a practice shirt you make. Nobody else would have one!
>>695659380
True. I could do that. Though I'd feel bad charging for something that was just practice. I'd rather just give it away.
>>695659900
your "sculptures" just look like dildos
thanks for the pretty boys
>>695660125
>look
What do you mean by this?
I think, yes. It is time for bed.
Goodnight gentle people...
>>695659900
I wouldn't complain though. It's an original!
Sign it for me
>>695660125
You're a dildo
>>695660258
>>695660258
>>695660258
>>695660461
I can arrange that. If you are interested seriously I'll let you know when I'm ready to print. See ya round.
And Bryz loves it.
>>695660676
least i'm the one doing the fucking :^)
>>695660657
I would definitely be interested.
niiiight~
>>695660837
>tilde
How strange.
>>695660807
Fucking your hand, maybe.
>>695661241
what are these dildos
>>695661701
They are Venuses. Paleolithic fertility idols.
free fucking pokecoins:
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>>695661543
s1ck
Luker here, just want to say good night.
Keep doing what you do.
>>695662943
That's it, I'm posting porn and cybering everybody in this thread because of that.
>>695663037
Do it, faggot.
what's a pokecoin
>>695663414
You called my bluff. I don't have any porn and I'm not going to cyber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Yoyz6_Los
>>695647216
I'm so fucking tired of your tryhard avatar bullshit. Stop shitting up these threads nonstop with it. It's not cool, it's fucking cringe, course most furries are cringe faggots anyway. Go fuck yourself.
>>695665442
Come on now, all this fuss over little ol' me?
>>695665442
Deal with it, they keep the thread alive when nobody else is posting.
Fool
are you feeling okay tonight
>>695666125
They should post porn then, and not autistic shit.
>>695666284
I love Get Fuzzy
>>695666284
No. But how are you feeling?
>>695666367
>implying
>>695666548
i am wallowing in self pity as usual
>>695666367
It's /b. Get over it.
cuddle a plushie to calm the nerves
>>695666689
Isn't it grand? What's got you down this time? Should I get on skype?
>>695666835
Don't tell him what to DO!!!!!
>>695667293
Alright then. It is /b after all.
Guys relax
I made bacon
>>695667423
I'm not arguing that it isn't /b/.
>>695667473
Maybe now you should go down and see Kathleen.
>>695667523
I just simply realized the error of my ways, do whatever you want, say whatever you want... within the rules of course.
Someone make a s/fur thred
>>695667763
Rules are for squares!
>>695667763
>Rules
>/b/
Pls
Also who the fuck is Kathleen
>>695667907
>not knowing who sweet Kathleen is
>>695667907
>>695667839
There are still rules, even though they are sparse.
