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>>695641365
Do you like gladiator movies?
Bump
>>695641365
it's 2pm m8 get back to work
Are you Australian?
tell me about aboriginals...how do people in general feel about them?
>>695641546
Fuck off
Its my day off and i've fuck all to do mate
What is vegimite?
>>695641849
fukn dole bludger
>>695641601
Nah yeah
Who would you rather get a blow job from?
Pauline Hanson or Kevin Rudd?
>>695641365
Answer my >>695641448
fucking question you roofucker.
why the fuck is sydney so shit. Perth master race reporting.
>>695641703
People on this site seem to fuckin hate Indignenous people
I'm pretty impartial since i've got a few mates who are abos and their alrite
I know for a fact a lot of them are in fuckin prison and are a bunch of dole bludgers and Smoke ciggies and go sniffy on the petrol
>>695641887
Vegemite is literally the most mint breakfest
It tastes like shit raw but have it with toast and butter and give ya good start
>>695642125
thats a really tough question
>>695642235
eyyyy north or south of the river?
Musicfag here, I gotta know, how popular is Violent Soho in Australia?
>>695642486
My daughters part aboriginal. they're just people. more of them are just methed up fuckheads but its a social issue more than a racial thing.
>>695642205
Alrite
Gladiator movies beside the russell crowe one are fuckin sketchy and cliche and fuckin shit
>>695642847
>my daughters part aboriginal
>I fuck abos
>>695641887
yeast spread
ukfags - marmite
international - maggie
lucky for us, the jars on all three look the same. Smells like shit, tastes like shit. These asshole be trolling eating that shit.
>>695641974
I work night shifts at the bar mate
Stop tryin to knock off from work mate and Go back to fuckin trade your doin son
>>695642825
belmont nigga. where you at?
>>695642125
Pauline Hanson
Could never fuck something i respect
>>695643054
lol
>Condescending virgin
>anonymous tryhard.
>kys.
>>695643345
wembley
>>695642235
Cause its full of fuckin chinks
Its too packed in summer to enjoy anything
One way fuckin streets
Tryin to find a fair prices hotel
South Sydney Rabbitohs
>>695641365
Is it true that your granddaddies are murders, rapists, thieves, homosexuals kicked out of Europe?
Do you come from a land down under?
>>695642838
Never heard of them and i'm pretty keen on Australian music
>>695643704
must be nice to be so close to subi. i like it over there, used to work in leederville.
>>695643769
the more I know.
>>695644145
I know a few people who are fans, they're all from brisbane though.
Why are Aussies second class citizens when you compare them to a pure noble race like Kiwis?
>>695644474
omfg my sides.
>pure noble race
>kiwis
choose one.
fucking sheep shaggers.
>>695643846
Look at you fuckin pomie cunt
Listen fuckhead, most who were sent here were convicted of minor theif and common criminal acts
Rapist and murders were hung
Riddle me this, where's your cricket world cup cunt?
>>695644199
pretty nice but subi has gone downhill a bit, ripped out the markets and priced a lot of businesses out. now there's a lot of high-rise apartments and empty offices.
still local to everything else though, pretty handy
>>695641365
Why has Sydney turned to such shit?
Best cities now go:
Melbourne
Brisbane (mini Melbourne)
Perth
Sydney
Adelaide
>>695644676
>I lolled writing it too
>>695644676
And then export the meat to Ausfaglia and you cunts eat it up, jizz and all.
>>695643975
Yeah ... were women glow and men plunder aye?
>>695644474
Fuck off you sheep shaggin 3rd world country scum
We should of invaded your fuckin country so we could at least bring it to first world standards and pave your fucking shitty roads
>>695644877
heh
>>695644829
I live in the ghetto of belmont. stay inside at night. I've met most of the dealers and thugs round here though so it's not so bad.
>>695642235
>perth
>not shit
Pick one
My brother is a Kiwi but he moved to Australia 15 years ago and got some sheila pregnant so now he has Aussie kids and an Aussie accent, when should I disown him?
>>695645444
baited so hard.
>>695645589
you're envious slight only further serves my point. people from other cities are so jealous they have to ruin our good name to feel okay with their mediocre metroplis'
>>695645622
Depends mate
does he back the wallabies or the all blacks?
If wallabies, you can disown the cunt and we'll keep the lad
>>695645589
6069 reporting in
>>695645852
I'm not gonna lie mate but perth is a fuckin shithole
Boring as fuck
Only thing goin for it is alrite beaches
>>695646102
What are these "wallabies" you speak of?
>>695646147
6104 mate.
>>695646362
yeah i know. i dont really have alot of perth pride, just stirrin cunts. theres some good people here though and the internets alright.
>>695641365
How's max? Not heard from him in a while
>>695646467
Its basically a smaller kangeroo
Its also the Australian rugby union team
>>695646362
Not many decent tracks to take the KLR650 down.
>>695646790
he's in europe.
>>695646790
Maxie the road warrior?
Cunts doin fine
I'm fuckin pumped for the next movie
>>695641365
why doesn't Bundaberg import their rum to the US?
>>695646993
you gotta head a fair ways out i guess. have you tried lancelin to cevantes?
>>695647210
Not too sure mate i think it wouldn't be able to complete with American rum since the tariffs on alcohol are huge in US
Be fuckin great tho bundie UP rum is mint
>>695641365
Keen for a maccas run?
>>695647210
Cause you're a faggot
>>695647252
>cevantes
Not as yet mate but a good suggestion. I am to check out Gorrie road near Mundaring. Whole lot of tracks running off it I am told.
>>695647704
Always mate
i fuckin would be keen right now actually
That 24 nugs for $10 deal is gold
>>695647210
Beenleigh rum is better
>>695648195
How many suaces do ya get with that many nuggets?
>>695642486
Are they of lower intelligence? Do they blame all their problems on white Aussies
>>695646993
I didn't go 4wding down in perth so i wouldnt know
I did however recently go 4wding up in the snowy mountains durin trout season
Caught few good ones
It is bloody muddy tho so i sould suggest bringin a winch mate
>>695648267
Logan scum
>>695641365
aussie here but not a thick sounding bogan like OP and most of the other dense yobbos in this shit thread.Only the most unsophisticated classless cretens drink VB ya fuckin dick, stop carrying on like the embarrassing trash you are fucking shitstain
>>695648357
4 sweet and sours
Bloody good value
>>695648643
Yes and yes
how do you kill spiders that big?
>>695648732
I drink tooheys
>>695648848
What is your honest opinion: Overall, are Aussies responsible for a better life for abbos, or a worse life for abbos, or a mix of both?
>>695648674
big words for a faggot
>>695649165
Like, do aboriginals benefit from modern science that would never have come from their people?
>>695641365
wtf are pluggers?
>>695648643
They do have high rates of illiteracy
There pretty disadvantage in terms of havin shitty childhoods and fucked parents
Can't blame most of them for being mentally retarted but some the cunts are just munted on drugs which is a just a social issue
>>695646803
the one that was recently mauled 3 - 0 by the poms and will be road kill again when the mighty ABs arrive on Aug 20. I'll be at Allianz stadium to administer the last rites tho so no worries mateys
>>695649165
I'm not op btw but when left on there own there is child abuse on a large scale, they live like 3rd world niggers, they need whites to tell the how to live.
>>695649345
That is hard to answer. I think that the majority of them choose to live like the white man so they must like it. They like the booze it would seem,
>>695648967
with a flipflop
>>695645852
your spelling only further serves my point. The city of Perth is so shitty and underfunded that it can't teach it's citizens basic English skills.
nah but seriously Perth is boring as cunt and that's coming from a Brisfag
>>695649641
It's called a thong.
Can you please send me a case of Violet Crumble?
>>695646655
The armadale line on a thursday tho.
>>695649422
people who keep on trying
>>695645444
projecting like a wannabe but epic failing like a dumbass
>>695649737
if he didn't know how he wouldn't call it a thong would he?
I translated for him.
>>695643769
If you don't live in Sydney you're just camping out
>>695648732
Vb is a aussie icon mate i don't drink the fuckin shit to be honest except for a joke
Calton dry is best
And get fucked you're just some chink or city cunt who dwells on the fuckin computer. I bet you've never been campin or fishin or been to a rural area mate
I'm from burra and we use to speak like this. however i moved closer to the city to study
Wanker
>>695649422
>>695650019
Fucken Thongs.......
>>695649422
you mean double pluggers mate
>>695650308
camping along way from fucken Sydney. Fucken Mexicans.
>>695650308
only faggots foreigners and ferals live in S[hit]ney
>>695644474
New Zealand is Bondi East
>>695648967
Ya grab ya boot or thong and just slap the cunt
Usually hit it 2 or 3 times
>>695649102
good for you, it gives me a headache. A supreme aussie brew is this one..not chemical laden like VB, no preservatives, flavorings ect
>>695644851
Tell ém there dreamin' son
>>695641365
Are you sad that Canadians have usurped you as the ultimate shitposters? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gru7Ial3k
>>695650766
XXXX gold mate.
Good as gold..............good as gold.
>>695650517
what a presumptuous deadshit you are you fucking bogan. We're both here on the computer you dickhead are you the one who dwells? Fucking bogan, country bumpkin, uneducated, classless dipshit.
>>695650970
nah, we beat them at the commonwealth games so its all good
>>695651130
my mom drinks this
>>695651339
We're rooting for you to take back what is rightfully yours.
>>695651130
yep don't mind a bit of that when the other choice is VB or Tooheys.
>>695650517
its hard to have a gay time on your own m8
>>695650970
fuck you eh
>>695649165
To be fair, they are socially pullin us down a bit. i think we need to start leveling the playin field and direct our social policies to disadvantage coummitues of aboriginal people rather than those who individually benfit from welfare.
But i really couldnt give two fucks about Aboriginals people, i more care about how we use tax payers money.
I've been threated to be stabbed by one and have to deal with their racist shit a lot
>>695649620
Seems to mimic our Native Americans - but not all. They also benefit from modern efforts of alcoholism education, diagnosis and treatment.
>>695651535
Your "MUM" is a Fucken legend.
Can tell that you are a yank...........mom. FFS
>>695649422
I have no idea mate...
>>695651581
everyone calls old mootakins a cuck but harp on about aussie shitposting
its ironic since moot created the aussie shitposting meme
>>695649841
Nah trust me there fuckin shit
I'll send ya koala cameral instead mage
>>695649556
This is more proof that some cultures are better than others. All cultures are not equally valuable for humans to thrive and be happy. It is not racist to say that western culture is superior to many others.
>>695651949
mate I'm from south east queensland and have always spelled it mom
maybe its because I'm old or got educated by catholic nuns or something
try to get over it
>>695649556
>>695652425
Not to say that there are not many whites here that beat their children and abuse them. They feel they're religiously justified in doing so with little regard for actual scientific findings about how to make humans miserable, or more prone to violence.
I'm at odds with our superstitious masses here in the US.
>>695650970
I couldnt give a shit about shitposting
I don't do it
>>695652259
No, I've witnessed years of proof. You guys are the shitposting masters--subtle, yet hilarious. Canadians still have much to learn about the art.
>>695651130
Fuck off ya Qlder grub
Is it true that Australians like messing with foreigners?
Every other state is Western Australia's bitch. We supply your GST, we supply your iron ore, we supply your oil and gas, we supply your gold, your diamonds, your uranium and your cattle. We literally own the rest of you shit cunts through our sheer natural resources and high paying wages. If you live in any part of Australia that is not the West you are a leech on this great country and should feel lucky that we give you enough pocket money to feed yourselves.
>>695652994
Only if you act like outsider cunts, have a beer, a laugh and a couple of snags and you'll fit right in.
>>695652984
Fucken Twat. Did you even watch Origin for the last 11 fucken years?
>>695641365
Do abbo lives matter?
>>695652984
butt hurt cockroach
>>695643101
It's not meant to be eaten like Nutella you dopey cunt.
>>695641365
is crikey a question?
>>695653445
It can be
>>695652994
All the Aussies I worked with in Afghanistan were cool as fuck. I did home town news release photos for all of them in Kabul, and after being around them, i didn't want to go back to the office and work with Canadians, Americans and our dipshit Brits.
>>695652994
if you stir the shit with a new fella he will show you what he is really like
its just initiation stuff, don't be a dick about it and everyone will accept you
>>695653719
LOU GRAMM!
>>695652994
Basically, then again we fuck with anybody including other aussies. That's how we are.
>>695641365
whats your thoughts on new zelanders?
>>695653719
I would post their photos here, but I respect them too much. Their commanding officer presented me with an award, and all I did was just had a great time.
Theirs dicks smell like sheep shit.
>>695652994
I generally will fuck around with a kiwi but i don't know too many foreigners
These days you'll come off as being racist if you take the piss out of indians, chinese etc
>>695653938
I think more of them live here than in nz
>>695653841
>LOU GRAMM
good times, great songs, good party music
>>695653133
You cunts still diging $50 notes out of the ground aye?
I get WA is the state nobody really talks about but we still appericate you blokes alright
>>695654271
Is there a curfew there?
>>695641365
Why do Aussies call their friends cunts, and call people they're about to fight mate?
>>695649165
aboriginals are a plight on modern day Australia always bemoaning their pathetic lot and playing the victim card regardless of the support they're given by their white overlords. Left to their own devices they would still be spending their days throwing spears and boomerangs at their food and wandering around aimlessly in a perpetual state of dreamtime
>>695653237
Mate i'm just takin the piss
We'll win next year for sure mate
>>695653346
Media thinks so
>>695654620
when I was young it was the other way around
I still forget sometimes and punch some millennial dickhead in the face for calling me a cunt
>>695654599
Lockout laws that have devastated our nightlife forces a premise to refuse entry to new patrons/existing once they've stepped outside for whatever reason on top of other stupid rules and limitations to operating procedures eg/ last drinks, amount of drinks p/p, etc.
BUT. Doesn't apply to the massive casinos.. Go figure, eh? As long as the big money makers stay open, the hundred's of smaller community venues that have already closed don't matter.
>>695653445
Nah its something you say when your excited
I never hear aussies say it anymore
Me and my mates will use it when were fishing and you hook a good one but other than that i dont say it
>>695653938
a similar breed, I'd rather have them as a neighbouring country than some arab shitstain, we teach then how to play cricket and they teach us how to play rugby union so it's all good. Besides there are that many here you'll either end up working with one or have one in your family at some point. no worries
>>695654639
I'd like to know some metrics of how they've benefited from Whites, modern science, etc.
Longer lives?
Infant mortality rates?
Reduced death from illness?
We can know that Africans brought to the Dutch and brought to America were MUCH better off than Africans sold to Arabs.
All the males bought by Arabs were made eunuchs immediately. They enslaved 80 million.
>>695655439
>BUT. Doesn't apply to the massive casinos
this is fucked up
>>695653938
I like kiwis
They remind me of aussies before we became bogans and wankers
They are good banter and make good fun when all blacks vs wallabies come around
>>695655439
NSW state laws are the most retarded in the country. Lockout laws and now banning greyhound racing when it will still be legal in other states. fuck me dead.
>>695654271
Thats not true
This is a very unpopular opinion and i hate the idea of lockout laws
...but they do work unfortunately http://www.smh.com.au/comment/lockout-laws-have-reduced-numbers-hospitalised-due-to-alcoholrelated-violence-20150415-1mlliy.html
But still... fuck Mike Biard
>>695656156
Yeah i hate that they have banned Greyhound races
That ban wasn't appropriate of proportionate to the issue
Should of just prosecuted the cunts who treated the dogs inhumanley instead punishing every poor sod.
>>695655963
you must be me, Every year when the real stuff starts, a group of us aus and kiwis get together for a drink and bbq and sit and watch the game on someones big screen. A good night is always had by all even though the end result is always a forgone conclusion. It's a bit like a game of golf where it's as much a social event as it is getting a favorable result - a win
>>695654620
Cunts are mates and mates are cunts
Don't argue with the logic
It's just the way it is
>>695657251
indeed and typically the majority have to pay for the sins of the minority. A knee jerk reaction by Baird to be seen to be doing something to fix the problem when other more fair measures could have been used. Meddling sod
>>695650308
yep supreme Sydney masterclass representin
Oi is daveo about?
>>695654112
you like to smell dicks eh? I'll bet that's not all you like to do with them faggot
>>695652147
thongs cunt
>>695641365
Is it true that you guys are 1/64th kangaroo?
>>695661320
only after a bbq where everyone brought roo meat because they thought they would be cool
American here.
There's apparently some overlap in my (regional) slang and some Aussie slang.
Servo being the only one I can immediately think of.
What are some slang words you use in Aus for things, maybe some less common ones?
Cheers, cunt.
>>695661648
What do you guys define a fanny as?
>>695642838
Theyre reasonably popular. They get alot of airplay on Triple J which is a government funded radio station targetted at young people. Its a nation wide station.
got some free pokecoins and pokeballs here:
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go crazy
>>695641365
pic related- do you actually say to each other "top fucking stuff m8"
>>695659936
Not sure
I reckon his somewhere in whoop whoop mate
>>695661790
get fucked thread hijackerass
>>695661756
Old folks use it for another word for butt like most Americans
It's mostly used against little kids, "Get your fanny in gear"
I don't reckon I've heard the term fanny out of a person under 50 or off the internet in years.
The term cunt is becoming more common which is kinda funny I guess.
>>695661320
I ate a kangeroo burger last week so i reckon i would be
>>695661648
Australian slang often involves shortening a word and then adding an O or A at the end.
David or Dave becomes Davo (dave-O).
afternoon becomes "arvo", as in "I'll see you later this arvo".
cunt is the most quintessential term used by the average bloke and sheila but not indicative of other more educated and dare I say, more successful types aye
>>695661648
Most of our slang is just us bein lazy
We don't say the g at the end of words like fishin
We shorten a lot of words like mc donalds to maccas, sauages to snags etc
>>695662043
in the 90s we said 'top fuckin shit m8' and 'that's some top shit'
stuff seems like a edit for kids who are scared of swear words
>>695661756
This bloke hit the nail on the head >>695662144
Has a dingo eaten your baby?
>>695662964
crocodile to crock?
faggot to fag?
mother to mum?
such a unique culture
>>695661648
learn some rhyming slang ya septic tank
>>695662043
A while ago i used to say to somebody that their a top bloke but we really just stop usin it
Its just a word thats faded out of usage. I would rather say you beauti or good stuff mate
>>695663370
nope
but once I woke up and me blue cattledog was licking my ass
hide Aussie threads
report Aussie posts
do not reply to Aussie posters
-sage
>>695641365
Have you seen King Gizzard live?
>>695663676
fair dinkum matey. crikey ya hit the nail on the head. Here, sit back and take a load off and suck back on a tinny cunt
>>695663370
>dingo ate my baby
Fuck off
Seriously mate
Let that shit joke die
>>695664054
hey how u doin moot
>>695664463
I think that red headed twat gone into exile
No Aussie really liked her towards the end of her being PM
>>695641365
What do you think of turks?
>>695665143
I dunno who this twat is, I was talking about a band but obviously youre not one of the cool australians
>>695664478
don't go the raw prawn with me mate, or i'll kick ya in date so hard yer grandkiddies will walk on tippy toes
>>695641365
Oi are ah eh ire ere oh?
>>695665143
I like her anon
best PM since keating
>>695665328
tough bastards, fought Gallipoli and didn't afraid of no one
>>695641365
Do you love shitposting?
>>695641365
I would put my penis in most of the aussie women, not including bongobongos
>>695641365
When are you fucksticks going to pitch in and get your own navy going?
Also, why was that crocodile poacher guy assassinated?
>>695665328
Turks are fine
There's mutual repect for thr turks but i really couldn't give a flyin fuck since i haven't never met one mate
Is an Australian from the suburbs of Melbourne anybody else think we should form a lynch mob and go hang some Sudanese cunts? Seriously this shit is getting out of handed. I've never met anyone from Sudan who is a good person. Something needs to be done before we end up like America
>>695665328
Turks are fine. They've assimilated into Australia really well.
>>695665370
Sorry mate
Never heard of that band unless they have been on Triple J
>>695666403
They gave us the best late night drunk eating ever
>>695665403
dead set?
>spits out chewy
them fighting words
>takes shirt off
let's settle this like real aussie men
>cocks out
I laugh and strut around victoriously
>>695666254
thank that female pm for letting that lot in
>>695665768
I don't do shitpostin so i wouldnt know mate
>>695666823
She didn't though. Pretty sure Sudanese immigrants started coming in under Howard, then Labour realised what a total bunch of shit cunts they are and stopped them.
>>695666034
We've got a decent navy that covers our huge fuckin border mate
Stevie? Poor bloke got stabbed by the stringrag mate
Cunts still smilin about it...
>>695666626
[sound of a fist smacking into dumb cunts face]
sleep it off poofta
[syubbie of lite beer left by dumb fucks head]
I shower everyone with gravel as the wheels of me ute spin me off into the night
>>695666403
m8 it would not be straya if I couldn't stagger out of the pub and into a kebab shop at midnight on a friday
>>695641365
why are you all such assholes?
is it the booze?
>>695666254
I met sudanese and he was an alright bloke so i havent really got much to say about that
>>695667280
foolhardy cunt was a fucking wanka.
" watch me swim over the top of a giant stingray and look cool, what could possibly go wrong
>>695667133
nah, south sudan refugees are k rudd and redheaded cunt
howard let in all the Iraqis
>>695648834
Shit value. Fucking whole chicken at coles is 8 bucks, your paying 10 for 150 grams of chicken legs and guts and beak and whatever the fuck they put in those
>>695667558
superiority complex
we know were the best
it has to manifest somehow
>>695667558
Booze probably doesn't help but only minority of us are pricks. In the city there just cunts but if go out to country most blokes out there are nicest people you'll met mate. I've been in trouble with my car in the country few times and every bloke i've met out there gave us a hand gettin out of bog or gave us a jump start
>>695649422
Plugger was an afl player
>>695666034
Our submarines are the spaceships of the ocean, ill have you know, cunt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poiVqZJPVBo
>>695641365
Wen ya gonna gimme bak ma lan ya filthy gubba?
Ya gubbas ant got no place in Oz ya stole all ya got from us Aboriginals an ya turn it all to shit wit yer mines for the chinks. Wed all be rich an living off the fat a the lan if it wernt fer ya filthy gubbas.
>>695668056
once saw a hot bird broken down on the side of the road
I would have stopped to help but there was 3 utes and 5 forbies parked around her and at least six guys arses under that bonnet already
>>69566778
yeah you're right mate
But Chicken nuggets are pretty tasty and have 24 of them is a treat
>>695641365
>Ask an Australian anything
What are you in for?
>>695668297
its after 5pm so centrelink and the library are closed
no abbos on the net after 5pm
>>695668411
so the greatest empire ever... oops sorry
>>695661648
fanny = vagina
All Aussie Adventures.
>>695668681
some of them sound more like britbong chav talk
luv? ciggy?
mate and durry
>>695668297
Go claim native title in another thread ya gronk cunt
>>695649665
WA has the best fishing out there. Your off your nut if you think the east can compete at all. And before you crap on I'm from the central so it's all shit here. Just went on a 3 day trip and caught bugger all and had my swag torn up by foxes. What a land.
>>695650308
Haha the biggest shithole of the lot.
>>695668411
Nice joke
Gave me a little chuckle
>>695669173
foxes?
fucking kek mate
>>695650970
How to shitpost? Like Canadian ey?
>>695669006
here's another albeit out of focus
>>695651130
Fuckin mid shit. Jimmy Jack or Ted you fuckin cunt. All the way....
>>695669173
Sounds like you had fuck all luck mate haha
Never been WA fishin but it sounds good. I only really go deep sea fishin at batesman bay and i've few good fish out of there in past years
it's good to see an aussie thread gain traction. I'm an import and I love this place aye.
>>695653346
Bout the same as your blacks. Exceot most the abos arent cunts about it. They dont protest if they get low scores. They just sniff and smoke and yell at center link. They have accepted the fact their fucked and live on.
Alright
Gonna head off now
Have a good one fellas
OP out
>>695669830
>be driving home
>suddenly a fox darts across the road in front of me
>looking at the fox and 'bang' I run over the dog that was chasing it
>pull over and check on the dog, its dead
>as I drag it off the road I spot the fox watching me from the grass across the road
>never knew those things could smile
>>695665496
>>>695641365 (OP)
>Oi are ah eh ire ere oh?
Its the vowels ight mate?
> see thread get excited cause other aussies
> expect quality shitposting
> greatly saddened when no shit posting
>>695655553
Fuck off with that shit. Just sit on the fence but don't ask for research. No one gives that much of a shit. What's done is done and it's time to move on. Looking back all the time and we'll just hit the wall in front of us.
>>695670669
Saw one walk to side of the road and just sit there watching cars go by out elderslie
>>695657665
It's working logic mate.
>>695667280
How did they get the stingray to do that? Here in the US we've trained battalions of combat dolphins - but stingrays are not cooperative.
Anyways, you'd prollly be amazed at the shit the dolphins can do.
>>695641703
I was driving and hit 2 cunt coons. 1 crawled off in the scrub, the other came through the windscreen. The coppers charged the first one for leaving the scene and the second one for break and enter. You just can't trust Aussie nignogs
>>695658076
But that's everything in this country. It's fucked. One of the Ikea chairs was banned coz 2 people cut their toes off. If you got your feet under a chair it will happen. Just teach people to not be fucking tards
>>695671057
This is a shitty attempt
>>695666613
True. That has to be our biggest contr. To straya
>>695667833
Yep that's about it.
Drink of choice?
Cigarette of choice?
>>695671446
agreed he must be drunk
>>695641365
Ey, cunt, you comin over this savvo?
>>695668297
Know how I know your not an abo? coz they can't even figure out the smoke machine at the pub and deffinantly not a computer. Center links closed shouldn't you be yelling at some white count for more money and smokes?
>>695671064
yep it's becoming a cotton wooled nanny state. god help us all
>>695672009
I gots me one of them social worker faggots typing fer me ya smartass. Gots to keep tellin im to spell rite.
>>695669830
Yer I was in the 4b so didn't take the boat. Shit fishing everywhere without a boat now. Fuckin chink boats fishin out the sea.
>>695672206
Yer would surprise me you broke into his house for the computer you midnight fuck.
>>695641365
Why is Malcolm being persecuted?
Why most of the population worship Akadawa and consider Yandy Liang the queen of Australia eventho she was a prostitute of Akadwa and kissed so many people like Casey Stoner Lewis Hamilton Dubai Ruler and Sharjah Ruler?
Why would they claim that she's the queen so they can't shake her hand and think they wanna kill her to take energy? can't they stand in a room and she wave her right hand at them then they think they wanna kill the whole room to absrobe any stray energy?
p.s: first kiss with Michael Schumacher at 11 years old she was... child prostitution spnsored by Kabbalah Australian cult?
"if you try to cover up and say am Mad i will send Ifrits.. worse than Jinn or Devils on you! watch out mayte!
geez...
>>695673223
a drop of what this guys on and a beer chaser please
>>695643345
mayfield here bruz
>>695641365
do you think its a miracle that people actually survived on australia.
do you think its unfair when people say austrailian nature is scary comparing to say india africa or south america?
>>695641365
Why is your time wibbly and how many crocs do you fill a wombats kangaroo hole with you cunt
>>695648643
cant blame em. the same shit happened to the native americans and maoris and are acting the same way. too many in prision and fucked up from drugs. sad state really.
its not a coincidence
>>695674295
true. when you really do get a master race, every other race they're in contact with is going to be inferior.
Just how it works.
>>695644829
So every Aussie is from Perth on this thread
>>695673969
place is dangerous if you don't know what to look out for
where I am you 'could' be killed by 4 different types of snake, 2 spiders, scorpion or pararlisis tick
living here you know whats right there in your back yard
small dangerous cunts
>>695674690
not like we have anything else to do m8
>>695674690
Sydney masterrace ere
>>695672835
is he? if tru it's cause he's a pom
>>695668411
Except it doesn't apply to South Australia. They never had convicts.
>>695642787
Fucking love Vegemite on toast lad
>>695641365
You must be gutter trash if you're drinking VB.
>>695641703
Abbos are just a shit stain on the community. Government gives them everything and let's them off the hook.
>>695643769
Up the Bunnies
>>695676715
$25b roughly.
2% of the population = 2% too many.
>>695673952
Nelson Bay here bruh
>>695643846
>granddaddies
My grandparents weren't born in the 1700's fucktard.
>>695677125
Nelson Bay here too bruh
>>695644958
I love how that's NZ's only comeback.
Happy lamington day cunts
>>695650044
>epic failing
Underage B& checked
>>695650517
>only drink VB as a joke
Jokes on you then
>>695674295
I'm from nz and maori are much better more functional members of society than abbos I'd sat the average abbos is 20% less evolved than every other race even sub Sahara Africans. They're thick eyebrows stooped over caveman looking mother fuckers. In 45000 years they didn't learn to work stone or make clothing even tho aussy gets bloody cold at night in the desert.
>>695650545
Swanky>>695650545
>>695674690
I'm from perth living in my car anyone want to chill and shout me a joint? I'm so ronrey.
What do you use to prevent rust on your ground harness?
>>695652683
Good try Yankee Doodle
>try to get over it
Have a cry
Looking forward to a Jacqui and Pauline 3way when I got back from Thailand but just got booted off the plane for punching on with my bruh. Stuck in Bali waiting for a mate to bring me boogi board. Hurry up Schapelle. Chan and my I are getting shots for us.
>>695677359
Actually Shoal Bay
>>695641365
Why do you spider so much?
>>695678169
Sorry Anon, but Shoal Bay is shit
>>695641365
are you gonna vote for Van Bellen or for Hofer?
>>695678492
Best beaches in the bay
>>695641365
cunt?
