It's 5pm. You just got off work, and decided to walk to the park. You see your neighbor Tyrone while there.
"Lovely day out" says Tyrone.
>Dubs decides what happens.
Jizz on turtle.
Pick tyrone's nose
>>695638864
Give tyrone your cellphone and wallet and say 'im so sorry'
>>695638977
Oh /b/!
>>695638864
punch the nigger
>>695638977
You jizz on the turtle. This startles Tyrone, although he seems scared to approach.
>Dubs
>>695638977
This is the reason I still come here.
jizz on tyrone
sex tyrone
>>695639414
Reroll
fuck tyrone in the ass the pencil
kill turtle, and any witnesses
Ask Tyrine if he wants some too.
>>695639358
punch tyrone
>>695639358
You strangle him with the floss.
>>695638977
after jizzing on the turtle, recreate the scene from cannibal holocaust with it while listening to mad world by gary jules on your phone on speaker
>>695639358
Tell Tyrone that Allah wouldn't approve of the way he is dressed, grab pencil and stab Tyrone for the glory of Islam.
>>695639533
Winrar
Throw turtle at tyrone.
>>695639533
winrar
>>695638864
Tyrone needs a good lynching
>>695639358
Suck tyrones cock, then bite it off
use the still erect cock to fuck tyrones asshole, while proclaiming "WHY YOU FUCKING YOURSELF?" over and over again
then take his wallet and use his credit card to buy 17 pounds of crack cocaine on the dark web
>>695639358
Wrap floss around erect dick to stop blood flow. Grab wallet and walk up to lil' niglet Tyrone and asks if he wants to make 5 bucks.
Cum on turtle again
>>695639648
dubs are easy
put turtle in ass
>>695639711
fucking spider dubs
Use the turtle to bite Tyrone's nips off
>>695639711
OH SHEEEEET
>>695639711
spiders dont get to have dubs. But I do get trips
>>695639711
Your dubs are invalid sir, you are a spider
>>695639696
Roll
Stab Tyrone with the pencil
>>695639711
Praise the dubs God!
>>695639572
Roll
>>695639711
rekt
>>695639766
Winrar, do it OP
>>695639766
Checkkkkkd
jizz on turtle
>>695639572
Rolling for the peace
>>695639533
You walk up to Tyrone, and punch him. However, since he is a giga nigga, this does no damage and just makes him mad. He pulls a gun.
>Dubs
>>695639955
>>695639977
Winrars
OP? More like slowp amiright?
>>695639358
"Sorry about that"
Challenge Tyrone to a swing jumping contest. Include the kid on the swings. If the kid declines, tell him he's too young and weak anyway.
>>695640052
shove the pencil down the barrel, and use the floss to lynch him from the swing
>>695640093
Reroll
Offer tyrone oral pleasure in exchange for life and a half-gallon of purple drank
Jizz. On. The. Turtle.
>>695640052
Kick him on the nuts and take his gun, proceed to ask him about the diamonds.
>>695640222
jesus
>>695639711
because he ignored these beautiful dubs, the dubs god proclaims I will reroll into dubs again
>>695640222
Check em!
Suck his dick
>>695640052
Strangle the turtle with your floss and pretend to be retarded to confuse him
you are white supremacist. Use your nazi blood magic to destroy tyrones head.
Quickly get behind tyrone and start choking him with floss
Nigger
>>695640222
Checked
>>695640222
trips have spoken
>>695640293
whoops ment these, my mistake
>>695640052
Give him your wallet and as he turns to leave. Grab the bat and beat his nigger skull into the ground. Yelling "You will never fuck my daughter!".
>>695640456
wow im off today boys
Cum in Tyrone
Start to jack off the turtle with u stare at tyrone
>>695640599
ahh, there we go, balance is restored, and op may proceed with the tyrone fucking
>>695640530
Reroll
>>695640599
Hotdamn
>>695640052
Bend over for Tryone.
>>695640360
Roll
>>695638864
LOL I don't have any nigger neighbors
can we lay some ground rules here you fucking kikes?
dubs don't count until the updated image has been posted, so if someone gets dubs then stop rolling. that being said:
>>695640066
first dubst after updated image, but doesn't specify an action (just declares winrar on previous dubs) so it's meaningless
>>695640222
trips doesn't count, fag
now continue
>>695639525
reroll
>>695640599
Heh, get fucked.
>>695640783
your mother has AIDS
Cum on turtle
>>695640783
time to derail the thread fag
Swallow Tyrone through your anus and poop him out of your mouth.
Jizz on turtle
>>695640093
You apologize to Tyrone, and challenge him to a swing jumping contest, and he agrees.
Tyrone and the kid both jump, and they both faint from head trauma. You however hesitated at the last second so you are still alive
>Dubs
>>695641032
Grab baseball bat and smash Tyrone's head in. Acquire gun.
>>695641032
Go to vintage stock and buy a shitty katana
call some cops over and tell them a black man has a gun
>>695641032
Steal Tyrone's and the dead kid's stuff.
>>695641032
pencil to Tyrones throat
>>695641032
Grab baseball and bat
Stick pencil in kid's ass
>>695641032
Beat the kid with baseball bat, put it in Tyrone's hands, and call the police.
jizz on turtle
>>695641198
reroll
>>695641032
skull fuck both
>>695641164
reroll
>>695641236
reroll
>>695641164
Roll for This
Jizz on tyrone and the kid
>>695641198
Reroll
>>695641288
thanks
>>695641032
Mission accomplished. Acquire wallets of both, go to liquor store.
>>695641288
Winrar
Shove the pencil up your ass
>>695641305
You too
>>695638977
>>695639955
>>695640238
>>695641007
>>695641265
jizz on turtle
>>695641193
reroll
>>695641288
Winrar
>>695641032
Wrap the base of your dick up with the floss to keep pressure and stay erect longer.
Also, search both dead bodies
>>695641032
You call the police. In the meantime you place the turtle in Tyrone's anus to give them a little surprise when they arrive. Before you can finish, a parade walks through the scene and catches you in the act
>>695641236
rolling for this one
>>695641032
Now equip robe and wizard hat
>>695641392
Let the turtle jizz on you
>>695641288
gta6 in the works boys
>>695640783
All trips contain dubs you plonker. Everything else you said is true though.
>If dubs, say sorry and present your boipussi to Tyrone as an apology gift
>>695641236
rerolling
>>695641288
Win.zip
With the gun in unconscious tyrones hand, shoot the kid. Then use cell phone to call 911 and start the race war
>>695641493
Naw nigga this is happenin
Hang self from the swing frame. Make sure to leave cock hanging out
>>695641509
kek
>>695641569
Reroll
You viciously rape Tyrone screaming, "UNO MAS!!!," with every thrust. When you have finished, urinate on Tyrone's cold, violated body and throw a $20 bill at him. "You earned it," you say before rerturing to your jucy drop battle where at which you shrek some no good, degenarate scum by pouring that sweet, red liquid down your esopogus, burning a hole through your stomach and desintigrating your manhood. Finally, once you regain conciousness, you trun to see Tyrone still laying on the concrete sidewalk, and mumble the words, "Up for one more?"
>>695641430
again
>>695641569
rolling for this
Seeimg as the name slot is blank I would like to name him Dylan Klebold in honor of our fallen heros
>>695641164
You grab the bat, and use it to skullbash Tyrone. You then take his gun.
>Dubs
stop rolling until the image is updated you faggots we already have a winrar
>>695641288
>>695641032
teabag the kid
Name: Jeb Bush
>>695641908
Kill Hillary Clinton
>>695641032
Pick up the turtle name him Quatznokel The Destroyer rip a bit of shirt off to make a cape for him.
>>695641908
jizz on Tyrone and shit on the kid
>>695641908
call police and say you killed him defending the kid
>>695641908
Go to the local school
>>695641908
Save game
You anal fuck tyrone and wipe the shit off of your cock on the kids face.
>>695641908
Steal tyrones clothes and
>>695641932
>>695641908
Swallow the kid whole
>>695641999
check'd
>>695641908
Kill yourself
>>695641908
Use bullets in gun to carefully shot the bat till it looks like a katana
>>695641565
Reroll>>695641565
>>695642033
oh shit
Tyrone? WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF JAIL?!
Offer money to turtle in exchange for sexual favors
>>695641999
WINRAR!!!!
>>695641846
jizz in the gun and blow your load all over the turtle
time travel to yesterday
>>695641999
WINRAR
>>695642033
Winrar
>>695642048
Roll
>>695641999
Mr. President
>>695641999
Trips have spoken
"Lovely day to you as well, Tyrone." Go home
Throw mtn dew straight up and hit yourself in the head with it.
>>695641908
Eat Tyrone's corpse
>>695642522
Winwar
>>695642033
patiently waiting for OP to deliver this beautiful masterpiece.
>>695641999
Hillary Clinton then walks into the park out of nowhere playing Pokemon Go, so you do the only logical thing and throw your bat at her. She drops her phone.
>Dubs
>>695642694
take phone and play pokemon go
>>695642694
GRAB PHONE LEAK MORE EMAILS
>>695642694
call the fbi so they can arrest her
>>695642694
Become Donald Trump.
>>695642694
Steal her stuff and fuck her body.
>>695642694
Go to strip club.
>>695642694
GO TO THE LOCAL SCHOOL
>>695642832
>Anonymous 07/20/16(Wed)21:26:37 No.695642522 ▶>>695642579
REROLL
>>695642694
steal the phone and check it for sweet noods
>>695642694
Cut off face wear it and go to the Democratic Convention
>>695642832
rerolling kek'd
>>695642871
reroll
>>695642694
Fuck Hillary Clinton's dead corpse, then email a picture to all her contacts
>>695642621
My trips beats his dubs. After killing HRC, you see Bill fucking another intern
>>695642798
Roll
>>695642694
Shove your dick down clintons throat and shoot her in the jugular with the gun, effectively shotting off your head
>>695642798
Reroll
>>695642907
re roll
>>695642694
use her phone to call bill and then let him suck ur pee pee
>>695642694
Pick up her phone and ring up Trump
>>695642694
time travel to medieval europe
>>695642694
rape hillary clintons corpse in the ass with tyrones blood on your cock while you lick the bat
>>695642832
roll
>>695642798
Shameless self rerole
Praise trump until he body slams Hilary
NOT OP BUT ONCE THIS ONE DIES I WILL MAKE A NEW ONE.
>>695642832
Reroll
>>695642832
we can get dubs on this
attend bernie sanders press conference with him being the new nominee
>>695642694
shove pencil in Tyrones dick hole and shove his dick down her throat. Also, change the time you cuck
>>695642871
Rerollerino
>>695643008
time travel to the south pre-civilwar
>>695643107
rerolleroni
>>695643129
If true, godly
>>695642832
cinammon roll
take phone and read emails
>>695643177
win.rar
>>695643177
Winrar
>>695643177
Winnar
>>695643154
>This all happened in under ten minutes
kek
>>695643177
Winrar
>>695643177
we must find tyrones ancestor and kill him
kill the nigger
>>695642832
rol0ll
>>695643277
Wasted dubs
>>695643393
He's already dead
>>695642832
this
walk to the gas station and rob it with tyrone's gun
>>695642832
TFW wasted dubs
you pick up her phone and play PoGO. a wild mew appears! you throw the master ball... 1 shake... 2 shakes... 3 shakes... it freezes!
you shoot the phone
>>695642694
fuck hillarys corpse
>>695643239
reroll because we don't have a time machine
rape hillary
fuck her corpse and then impersonate her
Go back in time and do this shit all over again
>>695642694
move tyrones body over to put his cock in hillarys mouth
Use her phone to take nudes of her, then proceed to kill and fuck her, all while posting to 4chan.
>>695643773
roll
>>695643561
Think this shit through nigger how are you going to get away? You gotta break into a car first.
>amateur hour
>>695643177
You pick up Hillary's phone, and notice an app called "Time Travel". You open it, and end up in the south pre civil war by one of Tyrone's ancestors.
>Dubs
Fist-Fuck Gandhi
>>695643829
rolling then call the cops saying Tyrone raped hillary
>>695643947
go to the local gay bar and cap sum' fags
>>695643899
WInrar
>>695643899
Fucking mike browning it.
>>695643947
you rape him and force him to tell you where his wife is
>>695643947
shoot his dick off
>>695643947
Shove the pencil in his leg and rape him
Rape the nigger
Go back in 1939, go to germany, scream in the middle of the street of Berlin and scream " I'M A JEW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" .
>>695643947
whip him and fuck his daughter to become tyrones great granpappy
>>695643947
>pre civil-war
>cell signal
>>695643947
Rape Tyrone's ancestor while whispering "Feel the Bern"
>>695643947
make your way to the north and give them the gun, thus advancing gun tech by decades
>>695644073
reroll
rape tyrones ancestor
>>695643947
Go back to future, get sex change, come back to past, father his children
>>695643947
you give him a handjob and then whip him untill he introduces you to his master
rape ancestor and when you return to modern era, tyrone turns white
>>695644105
rerolleroni
Change the tides of war and lead the south to victory.
>>695644123
re roll
>>695644182
re roll
>>695644137
Reroll
>>695644137
reroll
Jizz on yourself
>>695643947
shoot him, take something as a souvenir and travel back to your original time and then sell the souvenir on ebay
>>695644137
rolling for this
>>695643947
Bring him back to the future pre-tyrones death. kill them both. take Tyrone's gun again. BAM more ammo.
Stick Hillary's face up his colon and then fondle his balls and with the other hand RiP off pubes and eat them
>>695644194
reroll
>>695644213
Reroll
you lick his testicles for the next two drawings no matter what the next get says
Show this nigger the gun you have, only to have him take it and shoot you in the foot. You get the gun back and shoot him, killing him. This causes a time travel paradox and you have to spend eternity in nothingness.
slap tyrone's ancestor then immediatly time travel back 1987
>>695644266
Winrar
>>695640052
Rerroll for this
>>695639572
>>695644255
fuck
the concept of existence disappears and all known worlds cease to exist permanently
>>695644255
Winwar
>>695644146
rolling for this
>>695644255
Winrar
>>695644112
Roll
>full cell signal pre civil war
>>695644266
FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO DUBS BY 7 SECONDS YOU FUCK
>>695644255
winrar
>>695643947
Help the South kill all the Niggers, thereby creating a paradox
>>695643947
also assuming it's 1850, your $125 is worth roughly about 3.5k, but it may not be accepted as Abraham Lincoln hasn't even been president yet and he might be on a $5 bill you now have
>>695643947
use your cell phone to convince everyone that you're a wizard.
>>695644399
Winrar
>>695644412
sorry
>>695643947
Hey op I've noticed that you're not doing the best job updating the characters cell phone battery life.
Also ask the cotton picker to tell you a joke.
>>695644399
HOLY SHIT YEE
>>695644509
That's alright, someone beat you by 3 seconds.
>>695644399
Kek
>>695644473
This
>>695644600
yeah and how the fuck does this guy have reception in 1850
>>695644266
You kill Tyrone's ancestor, and harvest his head and dick. You then sell the head to someone for a million dollars, and return to park. You keep the dick as a souvenir
>DUBS
>>695644788
Fucking Clinton has a "time machine" app and this is your problem?
>>695644788
Other time traveler and time traveling satellite
>>695644788
Hillarys time traveling cell phone has service any place and any time
>>695644399
Dis gon b gud
>>695644936
you lick the dead childs balls for the next two drawing no matter what the next get is
>>695644936
suck the dick
>>695643947
That's some hardcore cell signal in the late 1800s.
Shoot the nigger dead.
>>695645045
re rolll
>>695640052
But dick in his gun
>>695644788
Hillary's magic phone?
>>695644936
go back in time and save harambe
>>695644399
This
>>695645045
rerolll
Put the dick in your anus, like the whole thing
>>695644936
Go to the school
>>695644936
Cut off Hillary's face where it and attend the Democratic Convention
>>695644936
Shove dick in your own ass while making the kid fuck Tyrone in the ass
>>695645045
rollin
how have gun, if kills tyrone's ancestor? PARADOX!
>>695644936
Go to local school
>>695645111
winner winner
You decide to take hillarys place in the election and have no idea what the fuck youre doing
>>695644936
Should we keep rolling, or are you doing dubs trips in sequential order?
>>695644936
Time travel to 1933, give Hitler the time travel phone, and the $1 USD
>>695644936
Shoot up a school.
>>695644936
time travel to future
You get naked and hitch an Uber to the nearest crowded metropolitan area
>>695644399
WINRAR
>>695645045
roll
kill yourself
>>695644399
Top kek
Jizz on turtle
>>695644936
rape child
>>695645299
>dam son
Find Hillarys body. Cut off her face and wear it as a mask. You are now Hillary Clinton
>>695644255
Still waiting to jizz on yourself op. fucking faggot.
>>695644936
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL HAVE THE GUN DOG? YOU FUCKED UP NOW RAUL
>>695645299
welp, I guess r/thread
>>695644936
Go back to civil war, Help the South kill all the Niggers, thereby creating a paradox
>>695644399
Win
Jack off with pencil and floss, by jumping off dresser
>you know the story
Detonate suicide vest
>>695645690
reroll
>>695645697
Roll
>>695644936
The park gets eaten by your boyfriends foreskin, the rest of the game takes place there and there only, no matter what.
>>695644399
Cul
