hey b
havent done this in a couple days
i work part time as an escort - just got home from work
AMA
How's escorting?
And if ur taking requests pic of u in ur most comfortable bra
>>695635993
Time stamp and tits?
>>695635993
dick and balls?
The internet is full of naked nobodies. You're nothing special
>>695636313
profitable some nights and ridiculously boring on the others
tonight was decent
$500 cash for 3 hours of work isnt terrible
>>695636635
thanks bae
>>695636668
Ah, so no request then?
Do u let clients fuck your ass?
>>695636783
have no bra pics on my phone and really dont feel like a selfie session right now
have some tits
How many wieners have you sucked total
>>695637096
for an extra $100, yes
>>695637149
tonight? 3
I got a question OP. Are you stupid enough to not know about the tits and timestamp rule, or are you stupid enough to know about it and ignore it?
>>695637197
ignore
Post face
Post your, uh, price list or whatever you call it. Like a list of services with the corresponding prices.
>>695637331
lmao no way
you guys are too insane for that
>>695637425
$120 hh, $200 h
only safe play
extra $50 for facial, extra $100 for greek (anal)
Where u @ girl? I'm tryn stick my dick in ur shitter
>>695637459
Not to insane for a timestamp though
>>695637581
new york state
>>695637106
Tits are nice. What was the weirdest escort job you went on?
>>695637520
has a customer ever made you cum by fucking your pussy
>>695637667
Damnit i'm all the way across earth in massachusetts
>>695637781
2nded
>>695637667
You far from the 315? You look great
>>695637781
haha yah
some guys are surprisingly good looking and capable in bed
most have wives/gfs and just need something exciting for an hour
they're usually the best
>>695637948
Look buddy, u better bqck off, shes mine
>>695637520
Honestly, I have no idea what some of your abbreviations mean. I don't visit escorts. What is hh and h? Safe play is what, using condoms?
>>695637769
every scat request ever lol
and a wife that wanted me to fuck her husband in front of her
How old were you when you started/are you now?
How did you get into something like that?
Do you enjoy the work or is it just about the money?
>>695638070
Half hour and hour dipshit
>>695637948
315 as in Syracuse? I'm in the good ole 607. Steuben and Chemung counties.
Are u off birth control attempting to trap a desperate man wit a pregnancy? Is that what u mean by safe?
>>695638118
26 now, 25 when i started
started dancing at 21 - met some people - eventually gave escorting a try (more money)
i honestly enjoy some calls - others are just a job...
>>695635993
I'm looking into becoming an escort but I have no idea how to start.
Any tips?
>>695638223
trying to not catch the aids
>>695638033
So white exactly are you escorting? There cocks into your mouth and other holes? Why not jut say your a prostitute cuz that's what it sounds like you are. And follow the one rule of /b/ fuckin timestamp or get out
>>695638258
get a bp ad and book a relatively cheap motel room haha
its really not hard
just stay independent - dont let someone beat you up
>>695638100
You do scat? Jumpin fucking Jesus and a half......
>>695638472
never receiving lol
only giving
>>695637106
Not a bad bod, would fuck. Are you the one that got railed by her papi?
>>695638212
I'm not too far from there, hook a /bro up with an email or something
>>695638548
sure am
welcome back to my thread! lol
>>695638543
I guess that's some comfort....
I'm op, ya'll off yet?
>>695638589
[email protected]
I'm in the elmira area.
>>695638601
Backstory please, sounds hot
>>695638258
Why not become a sugar baby instead?
>>695638601
Haha thanks, too bad you're so far away, I'd like to take you for a ride. And you seem chill, I want a hot escort friend
>>695635993
ur that earth first chap
>>695638938
dad really liked me in an unnatural way
mom not around
moved out at 16
dad died a few years ago from cancer
>>695638999
im pretty awesome
>>695639099
Did anything ever come of it, did you hate him as you grew up? Did you just keep it a secret?
>>695635993
$300 to fuck you in that ass? That's a good fucking deal. I'd probably pay for that twice a month, my wife never lets me do that anymore. I'm actually in NY too.
Can I see your asshole? Just kicking the tires over here...
>>695639377
kept it a secret to try and keep my siblings and i together (im brilliant, i know....)
hated him - still hate him
do my best to compartmentalize and get over it - it is what it is
What area code are you in? I'm willing to give you some business if you're interested.
>>695639545
Gotcha. Only asking because I feel like I'm the kind of dude who'd try to fuck his daughter if I had one. Fucked 3 cousins (same age) and fooled around with my aunt (6 years older) when I was like 12 and had a retarded strong incest fetish ever since
>>695639632
western new york
i tried posting my BP ad here before and got weird txt msgs and death threat voicemails
so - im gonna not do that again lol
do you carry any weapon or some way to defend yourself when you meet with a client in case they try anything
>>695639632
Nyack area. You're unfortunately too far.
Would still love to see that asshole though
>>695639907
ah
yah - there are alot of residual effects
i mean....im an escort....thats not normal
how hung was your dad?
>>695640055
from what i can remember (last time was almost ten years ago) - he was one of the biggest ive ever had
which made all of our experiences that much worse for obvious reasons
>>695640008
It's pretty normal.
what are the two most common fetishes you encounter?
>>695635993
i wouldnt pay $20 to fuck you
>>695640165
this just made me diamonds
>>695635993
How much to go bareback and cum inside you?
>>695640165
Did he fuck ur ass?
>>695640165
Wait so he fucked you up til like 18? Iirc you're 28?
>>695640435
yes
often
>>695640459
*almost* ten years
im 28 but left home before i turned 18
How much does 1 have to pay for ur daddy to inpregate u?
>>695640401
nocando
not worth it
sorry
>>695640565
hes dead
so you might need the doctor from jurassic park or something
>>695635993
Liar
>>695640598
I meant in theory
>>695639907
I'd have fucked a hole in the ground at 12. I'm grown now and have 2 daughters. I have no urge to touch them that way at all. I don't mean I have interest and resist it. I have no interest at all.
You might be surprised. Instinct runs strong against raping / hurting the carrier of your own genes, and only a seriously defective mind would do it.
>>695640663
Show butt hole
>>695640753
other girls do it for extra
depending on the girl, could be $200 and could be $500
How much do you charge for a cuckolding session. I bring a black guy for you to fuck while I watch and eat the cum out of your snatch. Would you charge extra for making me suck his dick?
>>695640551
You're a champ for taking it that long and being pretty normal, good on ya
>>695640894
So if a guy offered you 1 million, you would say no?
>>695640898
that would be minimum one hour with an additional $100 tip on top
im a great dirty talker though
wouldbeworthit.jpg
>>695640898
kek
>>695640988
thanks for calling me normal, thats sweet of you lol
>>695640875
Yeah hopefully man. I don't want to fuck my daughter up if I have one. My self control is shit
>>695641055
What about multiple black guys?
>>695641108
I have a little cuz that's an escort and my sister wants to be a stripper, she's 17. She's smart af (graduated this year with everything above 90s), her pops has never done anything out of line, she's lived a good life. People just want or do different shit, don't bring yourself down over it
Do you have a "no blacks" policy? Why or why not?
Any ethnicity or race you don't do?
what are your usual clients like
>>695641516
i do, yes
because honestly theyre too big plus they either want to try and pimp you out or they just wanna hammer on your pussy until you cant walk properly
look at BP - 90% of girls have the same policy for that reason
>>695641613
really polite white guys, tbh
did your dads huge dick used to make you cum/?
How much for pegging? Do you eat ass? Would you be willing to just hang out for an hour and for what price?
>>695641797
unfortunately yes
>>695641644
Show butt hole
>>695641820
pegging is included
i eat ass, yes
id hang, sure. lunch is on you
>>695638033
You the chick from yesterday or just answering the exact same way?
>>695641043
are you retarded or just autistic
>>695642007
was that yesterday?
i thought i was here monday
but yes - its me
Do you do scat? Do you charge extra for nigger scat?
>>695640988
>being pretty normal
>normal
She's a prostitute, you fucking idiot.
>>695642211
i give but do not receive
>>695642051
For asking if there's a price OP would take a creampie for?
More ass pics
Ever do/wanna do bondage type shit? BDSM or degrading shit?
>>695642341
Selfish cunt
>>695642242
Yeah, oldest Profesion. There are a lot of escorts, just because it's not an office job doesn't mean it's not pretty normal
How much would you charge if a few buddies and I want to run a bukake on you? By a few buddies, I mean 13 guys.
Why do many escorts refuse to see black guys? Always been curious.
>>695642819
$1000
notmyfirstrodeo.jpg
>>695641832
How?
how would i find you in western new york when i need an escort
>>695642858
see explanation above
>>695642897
pretty much every way possible
i was young - he was manipulative
>>695642065
I think you're right. Welcome back. I find your life fascinating. What do you get out of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY
>>695643055
$$$$$
Are you willing to go as far as the city to escort?
>>695642242
A prostitute enters into business arrangements with consenting adults and conducts that business, and both parties leave the transaction happier than they arrived. What's with the judgment? It's a job.
Did you know it was not long ago they used to run kissing booths for charities and other fundraisers? What's the difference? Some old bitch with cobwebs in her cunt wants a monopoly on when "her" man gets laid, has laws passed, and you think that defines right and wrong?
Moralizing bullshit.
>>695642897
I mean. How did you cum? I just didn't figure that would happen to an unwilling participant
>>695643174
I mean, answering our questions
Summer's in full swing in this thread
How do you justify doing this with the increased STD risk?
They say that most porn stars have herpes, is the same true of escorts?
>>695643463
oh - i just dig having someone to talk to, tbh
>>695643788
condoms only
Shes lying about were shes from. She just sucked me off. I have vids and nudes of her
>>695643373
because a 12 year old doesnt know that every dad and daughter dont do that
i wasnt unwilling until i had to get half drunk to fuck him
>>695644106
Where are you and she from then?
>>695644115
So you would cum when you were drunk or sober?
>>695644314
hes lying
i dont let clients take video
>>695644367
both
young = sober
older = drunk
>>695644444
Chekd
>>695644540
haha <3
I'm in Corning OP, let's do this...
Does fucking for a living diminish the experience of having sex outside of work? How's your dating life?
do escorts look out for each other even though they're freelance, or is it every girl for themselves
>>695644444
Quints witnessed femanon!
>>695644444
PENTAKILL
>>695644444
Holy fuck checked.
Also, do you do bdsm? Charge extra for it?
>>695644444
>>695644652
the 'normal' ones do
the druggies obviously dont care about themselves or anyone elser
>>695644444
Holy fuck, you're a God.
>>695644637
absolutely it does
it just starts to feel like a job, even with someone you genuinely like
my dating life is nonexistent...
Have you ever came so much with a client that you were embarrassed? Leave a mess? Explain the situation
How much do you charge to eat cum out of your own ass?
>>695642981
Can we see more pics of you? Didn't see your last thread if you posted more then.
>>695644967
not my booty
>>695645012
i dont work without protection
>>695645094
ah that shite
gameover
Have you ever gotten attached, or developed feels for a client?
Seeing a girl now who does rub and tug massage with the occasional full service...trying to get her out of that life, but I'm not in a position to support her. She make like 3times what I do...
Any advice?
How long do you plan on doing this?
Do you have a normal job?
If not, how do you explain having money in your bank account but no job? Seems like Uncle Sam would be curious.
Lastly, do you have kids? If not, are you ever going to have them?
>>695645344
no, sorry
if i look at these guys like nice guys, itll only be bad for both of us
better to keep it 'services rendered'
>>695645404
its all cash, not much of a bank account to speak of
i have a part time job that pays waaaaay less
i hope to only do this for another year
no kiddies
>>695645195
Your ass is amazing. I need to move to America, the escorts are so well priced!
More if you can plz. Pussy shot would be perfect!
>>695645477
So you look at all your clients as bad guys? Or you just mean you separate youself from having feels
>>695643986
Hey, I'm in the NY area (nyc to be precise), and I find these kinda threads fascinating. I don't really want to do (or have cash to do business with you right now), but would you take an email just to bs about stuff? I'd love to ask questions and what not
>>695645565
Do you ID people? If a 15 year old dude set up a meet would you think twice, if you didn't know before you saw him in person?
how many clients do you see a week?
do you see them all, or do you limit yourself?
most in a 24 hr span, most in a week?
anyone in your rl know?
>>695645565
What are your long term plans then?
How much do you make in a week?
Do you carry a gun?
Ever had a boyfriend while escorting? What did he think?
>>695645714
veeeeery few of my guys could ever be considered 'bad'
i just separate myself completely
>>695645867
i limit myself to three per day/night
never fucked anyone i know on the job - yet lol
What would you do if a guy took off his condom last second and started fucking you?
>>695645950
no clue, tbh
Roughly $2000 per week
i dont carry a gun, because the girls that do have a better chance of getting themselves killed - if someone wants to rob me for $500 fuck it - letm have it
>>695645993
Have you ever considered you are undervaluing your services? Petty sure you could charge way more. Unless you have the face and teeth of a crack addict
>>695645195
how old are you now??
>>695645950
and i have a boyfriend currently, ya
>>695646223
the way ive explained it before is its like owning a gas station
your competitors set the price point wether you like it or not
What are your honest feeling about your clients - the fact that they pay for pussy? Do you think they're lesser of a man? Does it automatically kill your attraction for any of them?
>>695645993
I used to have sex with a pretty, younger escort. We always had a good time. One day, she texted me and asked me if I wanted to meet. "No charge ;)" she said. But I got cold feet because I had a girlfriend by then. What was her motivation? Was she into me? Or just looking to get laid?
>>695646358
nope - most of em have partners and are just unsatisfied or bored
no judging over here
>>695646241
That's foul
>>695646401
she prolly broke my rule haha
>>695646450
he knows about my occupation
>>695646506
What rule was that? Sorry, I jumped into the thread late.
>>695646355
But men pay more for better looking women. I'm just surprised you couldn't get more, cos you look sexy af.
>>695646779
distance yourself from feels all day every day
Same thong. I'm not lying. I'll pOst her address. Look for a thread on 330
>>695646823
thanks, hun
>>695646856
your girl has good taste, anon!
>>695646906
More pics plz!
Are you saving the cash you make or blowing it on useless designer shit?
>>695647060
save save save
>>695646542
Does he vote democrat? Does he wear beanie? How thin is his beard? Does he have that douchey hair cut that looks like he has cartoon poop on his head?
>>695637106
No timestamp. No believe.
>>695647138
lol
hes a bi cuck
>>695647211
So the answer is yes to all.
>>695647108
Good to hear. What are your plans for when you get out of the escort business? If you don't mind me asking.
How do you get wet when you're not sexually aroused?
>>695647345
i have a gigantic bottle of lube that sits on the night stand and doesnt move haha
>>695646241
Does he know you escort?
Is he ok with it? Or can you tell he is a bit jealous?
If he doesn't know, do you have any plans to tell him?
>>695647344
office job, hopefully
>>695647211
Surprise surprise.
Have you ever had to turn away a client because he smelled like the inside of a rhinoceroses asshole?
>>695647505
he knows and it gets him off
i doubt this is my future husband - but hes very sweet and is nice to be around
Ever refused to fuck a dude cause of his dick size? How long would you call too long? And how short too short?
How much do you charge for letting a 300 lbs man sit on your face?
>>695647633
there is no too short when someones paying obvi
too long is anything over 12'
>>695647607
Why do you doubt him as a husband. Is it because hes a cuckboi?
>>695647733
100% lol
Will your vagina never be the same after all of these dicks inside you?
where did your dad like to cum?
>>695648034
what do you think?
lol....
>>695648066
my face or mouth typically
>>695644977
This one !
You said your dating life is nonexistent then you say you have a boyfriend. That's dating...
Hello,
I had some questions if anyone can help me out.
I just started playing pokemon go casually. I'm level 14. Can someone explain to me the way the gyms work?
For example I have a vaporeon (129 health) that is cp 958 with watergun (10 damage) and waterpulse (30 damage). I also have a gloom that is (37 health) cp 202 with acid (10 damage) and moonblast (60 damage).
Which one should I focus on leveling up? Obviously i have been on the vaporeon, but the gloom has a better attack.
My question is which would be better to use at a gym? I understand that if you win you get to leave a pokemon there right?
I just don't want to go and get my ass handed to me because I don't know how it works. The last pokemon game I played was red/blue when I was a kid, do the gyms work the same in pokemon go? How do you battle/trade other pokemon go players (like we used to with the link cable)?
What team should i join? I was thinking team mystic because I align with the 'mission statement'.
I appreciate any help
>>695647607
He kinda sounds like a pussy.... Do you have any plans on ever making it last with him? Or is he just kinda "there" right now?
Honestly, I'm more interested in how someone can be in a functional relationship with your occupation, then the fact that you fuck for a living.
>>695648218
meh - we're not exclusive
but i guess you got me...
i have a dating life - its just pretty blah
Are you planning on having a family in the future, with kids and all that? And if so would you tell them about your time as an escort?
>>695648034
>OP
>>695648292
hes def just there
i oblige his fetish and he cuddles me and says nice things
it works...
Are you factoring vaginal rejuvenation surgery into your profit margin calculations?
>>695648112
Can we have more pics? Might never get the chance to see you or fap to you again!
Might have been asked already, ever done double penetration? If do how did it feel?
>>695647907
Damn that blows. Sucks to cuck i guess.
Still no timestamp you fucking chimps. OP is a fucking dude
Do you host or do clients host? Or do you just go to hotels or motels?
What does he look like?
>>695648550
ive actually done double p in my personal life but never in my professional
as odd as that sounds
>>695648645
motels usually
sometimes i do outcalls but very rarely
>>695648411
I take it his fetish is voting for Sanders... I mean, cuckold.
Now for the real question OP. Trump, y or n.
>>695648654
like chubby travis barker
>>695637667
What part of NY?
>>695648760
Yup, nu-male faggot. You ever involve him?
>>695649013
no - not yet at least
>>695648811
buffalo area
She got punched in the eye by one of her exes.
What's your favorite meal
>>695649013
Have a guy dress like Donald Trump and cuck the shit out of him with that guy. Do it for the lulz.
Do you do blowjobs?
>>695649286
meant for
>>695649059
describe your worst experience?
ever been robbed?
do you enjoy sex with your bf, or is that out the door?
Do you go to school or anythin
>>695644444
check'd
Have you ever been busted? How do you know a guys not a cop?
>>695649601
never been robbed thank god
my worst experience was with a black guy that was HUGE and he pounded away on me and seriously messed up my vajoo for a couple days
that was pretty miserable
which, obvi, led to my no blacks policy
How much do you charge to get roughed up? Like have a guy beat you but not use his full strength.
>>695648668
>>695648713
>>695649059
are you ok with roleplaying with your customers? would you be down to call your customer daddy? if / when you masterbate, do you ever think of or fantasize about you & your dad?
I love this proof
why am i still in this thread. theres been no timestamp
Are you do rimjobs? Does it cost extra?
If i knew how to time stamp i would. Ill just break her lap top tomorrow. I shouldve known she was doing this.
Seriously where's that tamp stamp OP?
>>695651075
i do, doesnt typically cost extra unless you are groooooss
>>695650534
im not into that
>>695651255
A timestamp is a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the current time and date. You're just some anon though and you already knew this.
>>695651407
So you'll kick a dirty butthole, but just charge extra?
I'd imagine the taste lingers for quite some time
You dumb nigger time stamp is current time, time zone, and current date month and day. Do back to tumblr you cuck
>>695651395
See >>695644444
Let it slide.
>>695651407 Nice, you filthy girl ;)
>>695651962
Wasn't meant for them
I had no clue what 4chan was until she told me. Id give her address, work, anything needed to make her suffer. Id pay.
She showed me* shes on it everyday. But idc, ill be at her house tomorrow
>>695652157
Why though? Who are you and what did she do to you?
She put me in jail for trying to beat up what i just learned now was a " customer" mased me when i was hitting him, and she got hit.
>>695653377
I thought you were a numale cuck?
>>695653377
Thats what you get for being a white knight fuckboy, trying to prevent another man from getting his nut.
Fuck outta here faggot.
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>>695638378
you ever get people with clear mental problems or seem violent? how do you get out of those situations? you keep a gun or something?
do you get pimps approaching you about managing you? most people in prostitution aren't in it 100% willingly, so what sets you apart from those that are in it unwillingly?
>>695653377
LOL, hi, drama bitch boy. Nobody gives a fuck about your personal problems. Go back to jail.
>>695653981
Rekt
Came back after 2 years saying she loved, missed, wants to marry me. For me to find this! But its ok, im not judging. Shes a useless cum rag. And she knows shell never be loved. Im glad i found out now that this sexy co-worker finally wants me.
>>695653377
If you want advice, post timestamp and sharpie in pooper and ill help
>>695654218
Dont lie.
>>695643638
Thank you sir. Can't believe I had to scroll half way down before some one made the call
>>695636635
this
/thread
Hopefully shes smart enough to move.
Aint it funny how as soon as cuckboi shows up, thottie supreme jumps ship?
>>695641644
Whats BP?
Any advice for someone looking for an escort ob bp. It always looks sketchy as fuck and everything looks like a scam.
>>695636668
>$500 cash for 3 hours of work isnt terrible
I take "exploit my body for cash as long as I am passable because I have no valuable skills" for 600
>>695642881
I know this site is full of trollers who are in disbelief due to being anon, photoshop etc. But its the honest to god truth. Wouldnt waste my time being on here if she wasnt reading this. Because she knows shes fucked.
>>695654685
"backpage"
usually rwferred to the last page of a magazine/newspaper where the sketchy ads are and the dating requests of lonwly people
>>695644444
>>695654218
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT........
Yeah because shes trying to figure out how to hide it and lie before tomorrow.
>>695655253
This shit just got more interesting.... Go on...
>>695635993
Have you ever came so much with a client that you were embarrassed? Leave a mess? Explain the situation
>>695655253
The fuck you on about?
Are you role playing pretending to be OPs boytoy?
when you make small talk with clients, what do you even talk about?
it seems like that would be very awkward ice to break
where are you clients on the political spectrum? do they tend to be smart or kind of dumb?
you ever get guys that are clearly questioning their sexuality? I read about a guy that saw a prostitute and halfway through, he broke down crying because he realized that he was gay, I don't know why I think about that story so much.
No! Dead serious. And she knows it. Thats all im here for.
>>695656153
Phone number anon. Lets go.
>>695656153
Spill it then, anon. WTF are you talking about? Give us everything we need to know in one paragraph. Because your other posts have been rambling, incoherent bullshit.
SOMEONE
POST
A
FUCKING
TIMESTAMP
>>695656512
Pretty much.
>>695656153
Spill right the fuck now. This went from exciting to boring to possibly exciting again. You have like 2 minutes before everyone jumps ship. Get to the fucking point.
She manipulated me into thinking she was in love with me, but does this. Thats why she has nothing to say. I went to jail over her, got back with her because she claimed shes changd and loves me . It makes since why she was going to a motel with the guy i tried to kill over her. Yeah, TIMESTAMP cunt. Dont turn back now.
>>695637520
>120 bucks to hold hands and 200 to hug
WHAT KIND OF A HARLOT ARE YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THOSE KINDS OF THINGS BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED
>>695657601
Bail while you can. Forget her bro. You dodged a bullet.
Never ever fight a man for a woman unless that woman is your wife or your blood.
Shes scared thats why she left. She didnt think id ever check on here.
