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Orders are here you stupid Fucks! 4 Dubs 2 Trips 1 Quad

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Orders are here you stupid Fucks!
4 Dubs
2 Trips
1 Quad
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>>695624873
I'm on it chef!
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>>695624873
Bweeee
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>>695624916
GOOD!
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Yes chef!
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Go fuck yourself chef!
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its my first time, take it easy
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Dubs are ready chef!
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>>695625003
Off by three, sorry chef. Will try harder chrf
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>>695625040
I am cooking now
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Dubs coming chef!
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>>695625040
Undercooked you idiot Sandwich!
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Yes chef!
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Yes Chef
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>>695625127
Overcooked you Mongrel!
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>>695625166
Dubsandwich is up Chef!
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>>695625162
Give me a minute please chef I will get it right
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>>695625166
thanks for showing us how it's done chef
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I got you chef!
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Order up!
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>>695625243
3 dubs to go
2 trips
1 quad


GO!
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Going for the trips!
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Fuck you chef you blonde hack.
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Yes Sheff
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A bit undercooked . But still good.
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>>695625396
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU IDIOT SANDWICH!
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>>695624873
I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE CHEF!
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I hope this is fine :/
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>>695625522
Watch your language u fuck. Good Double Dubs.
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>>695625522
>Fuck you chef you blonde hack.

Mmm delicious!
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>>695625602
THOSE ARE UNDERCOOKED SORRY CHEF!!

HERE ARE THE FRESH ONES!
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>>695625559
WHY DID YOU SPILL THE FUCKING QUADS!!!!!
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>>695625166
Sorry chef I can do this I am not a ideot samwage thanks for showing me how to do it right I just don't know what went wrong
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>>695625522
Nicely done. Seasoned perfectly.
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Im so sorry chef
I fucked up twice
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>>695625676
You disgrace gtfo !!!!!
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Check my souffle, Chef
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Rolling for "you fucking donkey!"
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Ok idiots.
2 trips
1 quad


GOOO!!!!
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Coming right up chef
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>>695625899
Dubs, son.
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>>695625899
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>>695625899
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>>695625997
THE FUCKING TRIPS ARE BURNT!!!!
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>>695626065
Yes Chef, thank you Chef.
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>>695625166
>>695625522
>>695625744
>>695625899
2 more trips and one 4 long
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>>695625744
Nice, mate. Now keep going!
>>695625778
YOU CHEEKY MAGGOT, OVERCOOKED
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FOOKIN CHOCOLATE FOOKIN FUDGE CAKE, HAVE AT THEE YA FOOKIN TIT
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>>695626184
Back to work!!!
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Here you go little white ass bitch yo thats how we doin ya
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>>695626065
>>>695625899 (You)
Perfect.
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>>695624873
Yes chef!
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>>695626255
YOU STUPID NIGGER! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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Chef I got you
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check my wubba lubba dub dubs!
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Chef, the others keep making dubs we don't need anymore. Here's the trips you ordered.
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It's time to turn up the heat
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>>695626400
Good Dubs but we need 2 Trips and One Quad now back to Work!!
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Rolling for "idiot sandwich!"
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>>695626400
>>695626288
>>695626255

Into the fucking garbage!!!!
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One trips chef!
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>>695626490
You IDIOT SANDWICH! !!!!
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>>695624873
Beef Wellington Chef.
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Trips chef!
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Its basic, but it will do.
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Ooh baby a triple
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>>695626342
Ya but my chicken wings are dope yo. My man Roco loves shit. Aint joling
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>>695626550
Fuck, too high!
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>>695624873

Trips are up chef.
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>>695626678
In your Case Beef "im a fuckin loser" Wellington. Now get me trips
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Trips af
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Trips coming right up !
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I'm not even a real chef!
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>>695624873
These so called GET THREADS are the lowest form of gambling there is, enjoy your virginities, degenerates.
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All of you, feel this. Fucking cold in the center.
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Here you are chef!
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>>695625166
Lead by example, chef
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Going for them quads.
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Screw you chef, im out!
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Coming right up !
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Idiot sandwhuch
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>>695624873
shit shit shit shiot
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>>695626924
k
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CAN SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING KITCHEN GET ME 2 TRIPS AND 1 QUAD FFS!!!!
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Fuck this I'm out ! Take my trips . I'll leave !
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>>695624873
Yes Chef!
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>raw food
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rollin
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Julia Child is better
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Walking
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I got you chef .
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I'm trying so hard Chef!
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>>695627263
GET UR ASS OUT OF MY KITCHEN U SCUM
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Trips coming right up
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>>695627155
>>695627311
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burned the trips, have to restart
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>>695624873
Chef I need fukkin help over here !
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>>695627435
Undercooked you idiot sandwich!!!
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Dubs in order.
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YES CHEF TRIPS COMING RIGHT UP CHEF
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>>695626924

>And then he implied there were less degenerate forms of gambling!
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>>695627509
Help yourself IDIOT SANDWICH
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Chef I got you !
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>>695627566
FUCK
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rollerino
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>>695627566
UNDER COOKED YOU FUCK
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Tripping!
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Roll
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CHEF I'M TRYING
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>>695625946

Just fuck off chef. You'll get your quads when they are fucking ready.
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Walking with trips!
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WE DONT GOT ALL DAY

2 TRIPS
1 QUAD
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QUAD?
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Here's those quads you wanted
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We missed our quads, crew. Go for trips!!
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>>695624873
sheeeeet
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MY NAME IS CHEF!
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CHEF HERE ARE YOUR TRIPS !
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trips chef
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>>695627877
Professionally made dubs there, Sir.
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Is it raw?
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YES CHEF IVE GOT IT THIS TIME CHEF
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HERE WE GO AGAIN
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Dubs well done finish, Chef!
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>>695628011
YOU IDIOT!!!!
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>>695627988
checkem
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QUADS COMING RIGHT UP
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>>695627877
FUKING OP MESSED UP THE ORDER, WHAT THE FUCK OP??!
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OFFICIAL
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>>695628111
Fixed I guess
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Done my best
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>>695627988
>>695628011
>>695628066

NICE!
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>>695628111
THERE WE GO YOU COWS
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>>695628111
Trips!!!!!
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>>695628111
ORDER UP!!!!
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>>695628111
TRIIIIIPSSSS. FINALLY A GOOD COOK HERE.

Ok idiots
1 trip
1 quad
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Here are your quads you british cunt.
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Alright Chef, Quads on their way, Chef!
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I burned my trips, Chef...
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Get ready for the foodgasm
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Quads are ready
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C'MON NOW, WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE SET OF TRIPS AND A QUAD, GET ON IT YOU LAZY FUCKS!
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>>695628145
picked it up off the floor and threw it on the plate, didn't ya!?
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Is this okay ?
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Here you go chef
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You guys need any help, lol?
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>>695628232
GTFO MY KITCHEN JAMIE OLIVER
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FFS A BIT UNDERCOOKED BUT STILL GOOD CHEF !
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Trips here,chef
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S-Sorry, Chef, thank you for fixing the order Chef
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>>695628333
PERFECT.
OK IDIOTS
1 QUAD!!!!!!
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Um whos the real chef?
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>>695628387
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Oui chef!
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>>695624873
Chef Ramsey, my name is A. Non.
I am a food connoisseur that frequents your restaurant. I must say Chef, I was in your restaurant earlier and had the most delectable quads. And the dubs I was served for dessert were absolutely delicious. You and your team are some of the best, please keep up what you're doing.
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Cookin up something good here chef
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>>695628210
No chance for quads around here man
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>>695628485
BACK TO WORK AND BRING ME THE QUADS
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Here are the quads your ordered chef
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ONE DOZEN CRYIN' COWS ON THE FARM. UUUUUUUP
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>>695628333
NOW WE JUST NEED1 QUADS
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Quad opportunity coming up! Lets not fuck this up boys!
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*cooking intensifies*
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What about quints chef?
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My mom says my trips are cool.
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Taking the shot!
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COME ONE YOU FAGGOTS 1 QUADS
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Come on quads!
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>>695628691
To difficult for you idiot sandwiches!!!
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I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
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Oops
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Roll
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>>695628691
Don't give him ideas.
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order up, chef
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>>695627883
Hey, that's pretty good
>>695628333
NICE
Also 8888
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! MORE
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It's coming up
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lol master chef is better
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>>695628869
nice try
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Order up chef bitches
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Pre heating the oven....
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Get
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>>695628798
Too late.
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>>695628878
YOU ARE AA FALIUR CHEF GET THE DUCK OUT MY KITCHEN
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START OVER FOR 9999
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>>695628878
Fucking shit undercooked
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Trying to top the quads with a dub chef
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>>695628878
Fucking soiled it!
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I need a break, chef
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u want to super-size your order?
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please enjoy, ramsey-sama!
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>>695624873
Coming right up chef ramsass
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shit I burned the pancakes
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME CHEF
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We've got our best kitchen crew on the job chef!
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COME ON GUYS ONLY 1 QUAD DONT MESS IT UP
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>>695629332
Kek good movie
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GOTTA COOK FAST
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Come on anons, we need to finish this fucking order!
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Ovens heated and ready. Just waiting on the 9999-pie prepping to finish, Chef.
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nig
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>>695629518
FINALLY A MOTIVATED COOK
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>.>
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This quad will fucking sucks.
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chef 9999 pie here soon
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Chef I don't know if I can make quads, but I'll sure as hell try.
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>>695629518
stop sucking his dick u faggot
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Its in the oven now, Chef.
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CHEF I GOT AN ORDER OF QUADS READY TO GO!!!
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WE NEED THIS QUAD ORDER DONE
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pee pie
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Dont dissapoint me Team!!!
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do I add salt to the mix, Chef?
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is this good chef?
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Chef i never made quads before
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Well, chef. I tried.
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I got you chef!
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OH BOY GET READY
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get
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shit
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where are my QUADS, YOU FUCKING MANIACS
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>>695629935
Yes but try pepper too!!!
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Quads incoming!
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rollin
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Millhouse gets quads.
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Shet
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ORDER'S UP
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>>695630001
FUCK
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>>695630001
YOU FUCKING BABOON
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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>>695629996
You FUCKING SWINE, YOU FUCJED THE ORDER
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Is this better, chef?
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FIRING UP SOME GOOD QUADS CHEF
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>>695630001
>>695629996
YOU FUCK UPS
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>>695630001
U ADDED TOO MUCH SALT
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>>695630001
>>695630003
YOU BLEW IT, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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ITS OVER DONALD TRUMP LEFT THE RESTAURANT! !! GO HOME U FUCKS
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>>695630001
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>>695629996
>>695630001
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>>695630081
>>695630085
>>695630162
>>695630165
>>695630184
>>695630208
>>695630228
Okay I'm sorry chefs. Here is my jacket.
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Quads coming up chef
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>>695630001
>>695629996

Why'd you two drop the pie?
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WE ARE CLOSING HELLS KITCHEN

BLUE TEAM WINS
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I guess we won't get quads.
I'll make some.
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Yes Chef
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Prepping
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gettin it
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>>695630743
Waiting on that lung fish anon.
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o shit nigger
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Let's heat this shit up
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>>695631008
shit
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>mfw these are not quads
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>>695631019
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Add some salt
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get
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Prepare for 5,000 cooks making the same dish at the same time

Also, got this captcha :D
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FUCK

I have had enough. I QUIT
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Quads coming up chef
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>>695631123
TOO MUCH SALT!
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>>695631097
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YES CHEF
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Ok we're done here you guy are fucking scum
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Big money no wammy
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guads
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One last try
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nice fresh pissed longneck penguin for our quad master
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>>695630001
gud demmet mimzeeEEE
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Prepping chef
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>>695634444
Which of us chefs will make the quads?
Or will some nigger steal them?
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rollan for quads
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quads soon
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quadsss
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get
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>>695634444
yay
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>>695634444
Winrar
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>>695634444
CHEF CHEF CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
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>>695624873
Here are the quads chef. I came all over them
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>>695634444
Order complete!
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>>695634703
ay fuck you man
i made the quads and I deserve em>>695634444
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I put sugar in the risotto instead of salt chef!
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>>695634905
Same fagging
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>>695634444
Take this shit cunt brigade upstairs and pick 2 fuck face donuts who you want to go home tonight!
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Rollin
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>>695635073
sir what do you mean
i just work for ramsay because it was the only job available
i don't need this kind of harassment at work sir
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>>695635861
You're right it's hard as hell to work for Ramsey. I apologize. But nice quads
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If dubs nobody likes their order and sends them all back. Restart
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