Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Awoooooooooo
...bump
I didn't get my own notification this time... huh.
>>695616675
I want my own notification.
>>695616675
I got the notification.
>>695616675
*Odd, it just popped out on my pc.*
>>695616675
I got it too.
I hate Persona 3 sometimes.
Hello everyone.
>>695616675
I got the notification.
~MikanBox
Good to know it's still working!
im here for conversation... good to see you reimu
>>695616354
My cowerkers are awful pieces of shit. Every day it's a new insult or a new thing to hate. I've been finally able to start opening up to people and being myself, and these people have pushed me back so fucking much. My mask is slowly clawing it's way back to me. I feel it seeping into my thought, my words. I can't stop it. I want to just be happy but every time I raise a finger these people just bash me down
Just stopping by for some fortune telling.
Any advice for a weeaboo construction worker?
>>695617298
*I always though you were manually sending them, so there's actually a program behind the notifications, right?*
>>695617159
*Hi Box!*
>>695616882
*Hi Neptune, how's Andrew Ryan?*
>>695616354
A fortune telling would be nice.
>A guy who makes steam
>>695617613
Do they just blatantly tell you to shut up or harrash you on purpose or is it just the typical people who think they're funny but don't really see their "funny jokes" actually bother you, anon?
what notification? im guessing youre using a script
Hi people
-Azazel
>>695618025
We are talking about a steam group notification, anon. Anytime lady Reimu makes a thread we get a notification about it. Anyone can join by the way.
It's Reimu's thread friends.
>>695618201
Howdy.
>>695618201
*Weren't you the user from the last thread? Glad to see you managed to find it again!*
>>695618323
ah.
i dont have a steam account. thanks though
>>695618454
I've been here longer than that, I tend to keep a low profile. Last thread some troll was using my name
-Azazel
>>695618382
*This place was already cleaned by me Flowey, i'd suggest you to move along.*
>>695618010
the latter, mostly. maybe I am just too sensitive but their fucking words get to me. It's not even jokes, it's just hatespeech.
>>695617335
Hello! How was your day?
>>695617960
It's just a Steam group. When you create the event for the group it automatically sends it to everyone in it.
>>695617613
Keep heart, Anonymous. None of what they think of you matters. Do you and be proud! Any time you catch yourself about to put on a mask, throw it off and make yourself known as who you really are!
>>695618732
Could you elaborate, anon? I could try to help you a bit.
>>695617960
Bioshock? Neptune and Rapture are a bit similar really, anyway, hello Aster dear.
>>695618665
*You were so close to obtain the satanic trips you deserve, i've never seen you before though except for that one time, but it's no matter, welcome again nonetheless.*
>>695618957
not bad since last we spoke... are you well today?
>>695618732
I don't believe in hate speech, only words people don't like
-Azazel
>>695618957
how easy is that to say?
>>695619440
'I find you disgusting and think you should die', 'I think someone should come over and repeat the orlando shooting'
>>695619617
-Azazel
>>695619194
Pretty good, I guess. It's been an uneventful day other than Valkyria Chronicles.
>>695619513
I know it's harder to do, but what's best for your wellbeing and happiness rarely is easy.
oh boy got my computer back up and running in time for the thread
>>695619874
I am not sure if that is your legitimate reply or somebody is mocking you.
>>695618957
*Good to know, i always thought you had to manually send that alarm to every single person in your group when a thread happened to be online, anyway sorry if i didn't notice Raisins' thread some days ago, fact is that i got acquainted with the fact that the threads would've been on only during night time, so i wasn't even online when that thread happened.*
>>695619097
*Except for the avominqtions roaming through Rapture's black corridors i guess, but i don't know much about that character so i might be wrong.*
>>695619874
Azazel, this is not the place for this, you know, right?
*lurkin*
Sooooooo tarot
Aquarious
>>695619931
sounds fun... on steam im guessing.
funny thing that... i have lost my steam credentials. lol
i took the day off for a doctors appt. taking it nice and easy today
>>695619106
I had satanic quints earlier today
And HI!
-Azazel
>>695619942
Hey there chief. How are ya?
>>695619931
I am just wondering, why are problems so easy to solve when we present them, with the solutions always visible and obvious, and yet people still have problems. Why is that?
>>695620016
Couldn't help it, things like that get my pants in a twist.
-Azazel
>>695620289
bit annoyed that my computer is being slow as fuck but other than that pretty good, you?
>>695620042
*Have i already seen you somewhere? I feel like that avatar isn't new to my eyes.*
>>695620258
*Not quints but i've got something too i guess! >>695619999 *
>>695620587
Hi chief
-Azazel
>>695620665
Nice
-Azazel
>>695620587
I'm doing pretty good. Fucking fuming at Persona 3 FES. Got any idea why your PC is being slow?
>>695616354
I broke up with my GF on monday, is it a good time to download tinder, now?
eyyyy
>>695620665
What do you mean?
>>695620933
Well, if you're already thinking about it, yeah, you should move on and try something with someone new.
>>695620675
hiya
>>695620786
hopefully its because the inside was dusty, if not then i got no clue
>>695620935
hi seija
>>695620935
*They see you spinnin', they hatin'. Hi Seija!*
>>695620935
Waz up
-Azazel
>>695620384
"It's the good advice that you just can't take~"
~Alanis Morissette
A lot of times the solution to a lot of problems is to follow the silly, trite advice we've been getting since we were kids. It's easy to overlook it because it's so ubiquitous and obvious, it's everywhere! But it's everywhere for a reason, sometimes.
Another reason is that sometimes people can't see past the filter of their own experiences. It's harder to see a solution when you're sitting inside the problem, whereas someone from outside of it can look at it and instantly pick apart what's wrong.
>>695620246
Ahh, I see. Just a checkup or is there something wrong?
>>695621087
*Let's try to say it differently. Have you already been on this thread in the past? I'm pretty sure i have already seen you around here.*
>>695620935
Hey Sei, How are ya?
>>695621154
I hope so also.
>>695621165
Sorry that I didn't notice you earlier Aster. How are you?
>>695621337
it was a checkup/followup for something wrong... some adjustments and all that.
things that will eventually kill me, no big deal.
barring the random truck or horrible accident i should have another 25-30 years on me. lol
>>695621552
*Not that great, i may have caught some kind of illness, i'm not feeling very well now, but let's not talk about it, what about you?*
>>695621471
could you tell the name ?because im confused.
>>695616354
Been a long-ass time since I've seen your threads, Reimu.
I was watching patiently for weeks, happy to report on the recent improvements in my life and thank you for a much-appreciated (albeit forced) tarot reading.
However I'm rather pissed off today so it would seem my timing is poor for finding you again.
>>695622063
*Yours or mine? If yours, then i don't know it.*
Dropping webm
>>695622118
If i remember correctly, thread's are Monday, Wednesday and Friday. And there are some chances for weekend thread's as well.
Why are you upset about, anon?
Hello everyone
Sorry I'm late, I had to do something
Today I'm going to try even harder to be more active and have more conversations!
-Sweet Roll
>>695621797
Ah, sorry to hear that. But that's about as much time as I expect for myself. Anything that comes after that is just bonus levels!
>>695622118
What? I had them every night from last Friday to Monday. People were starting to think I did it every day!
>>695622459
Of course mine.....
>>695622514
... perfect.
By the way this 2hu is Usami Sumirenko for those who's asking.
>>695616354
OK fortune weeb should I change jobs or stick it out a little longer
>>695622515
Threads used to be "whenever Reimu had the time", and were almost nightly. I don't recall a schedule starting - although the threads usually end around the time I'm free to get online, so I could have missed quite a bit
As for why I'm upset, it's far more complex than I'd care to discuss. I do better to ignore and forget my stresses than to dwell on them. I merely mention it because I'm in no mood to be thankful, happy, helpful, or even pleasant. If I am short with you, blame the temper.
>>695622599
Guess I have poor luck. I've been extremely busy so I probably missed them. You probably started the first thread just after I got off for the afternoon and ended the last one just as I did my pre-bed check.
>>695622514
That made me giggle.
>>695622599
having a good run is really all that counts, yeh...
meanwhile all we can try and do is keep the health up
>>695622652
*As i said previously, i don't know it, it's just that i think i have seen you before, plus i'm bad with names, so don't expect me to remember it at first.*
>>695622963
*Ahah there you go, i was about to say it but you did it first, i was lying about not knowing it of course.*
I want to die.
Any advice on staying erect while fucking?
should a quit my job and start writing my book?
>>695622599
So Reimu... I rember you saying you were working on a game, what kind of game is it?
-Sweet Roll
>>695623200
why I'm just lurkin here in my second visit.
>>695616354
hello! good shirine maiden! i have come to you because last night i had a party and some drunk guys wanted to rape a good woman then i activated whiteknight.exe and i fear they may attack me!
>>695623238
Find a reason to hold on, even if it is just for one day. I'm sure something will eventually come your way
-Azazel
for seija avatarfag.
>>695623501
Silly, you're posting now~
>>695623268
Think about something that arouses you, i guess?
>>695623238
Don't we all, anon? Don't we all?
>>695623569
Maybe call the police? Although that would make things worse.. uuh, other option would be to stay low profile for a while, but a bit away from home.
>>695623608
were you just quoting the bangles?
>>695623937
going back to lurk now.
It's too hot. Send ice.
>>695623501
Oh, this your second visit?
Well, welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay~
-Sweet Roll
>>695623997
What the hell are those, a snack?
-Azazel
>>695623937
this could work
anyways i am just some random guy that plays clasic games on PC and i got invited to a party because of school and...
well yeah
keeping low profile might be easy and also useful
>>695623501
*Second visit you say? Then it's not the first time you come here. Just as i thought, then i truly saw you already.*
>>695623391
Oh a game! What a surprise, maybe i know something about this though, anyway hi Sweet Roll, sorry if i missed you at first.*
For reimu
>>695624141
lol... nevermind
80s female hair band
this one either
anyone loves vaporwaves?
>>695624268
Oh, some one told me that a few years back, it might have been. It didn't stop me though
-Azazel
>>695624050
Why does everyone pulls gun's on me?
>>695624260
I.. I like this.
>>695623391
A 2D sci fi platformer with guns.
>>695623569
Well, I'm proud of you for intervening. You might wanna stay near friends or in safe public places for the next few weeks or so as much as possible, and if anything suspicious does happen, call the police!
>>695623172
Yep, exactly.
>>695623053
Yeah, sadly 8PM CST doesn't really work out for everybody. I've been around quite a lot though!
Who lives in eastern part of the world btw?
>>695624400
it was...lol
>>695624415
I think we all like that, please correct me if I'm wrong
-Azazel
>>695624198
Hello Aster
Oh and it's no big deal, although for a little bit I thought no one can see what I posted
/'- -\
So how have you been?
-Sweet Roll
and another seija.
>>695623958
*Nay, thy arth black arts, i defuse thy magic, begone with thee foul miscreation!*
>>695619617
fuck boy. U are just a fuck boy nothing more. Your truly a petty little poser. Watch what u say. The future can be unkind.we have no fucks given about u or youre mickey mouse club so save it.
>>695624260
>>695624315
>>695624378
Thank you! Saved~ I only just got introduced to it by the Simpsonswave thing but I like it.
>>695624528
I do, why
-Azazel
>>695624561
Azazel dear.
>>695624641
I don't know what this anon meant.
>>695624517
so whats your situation there...
kids? married?
>>695624829
Yes
-Azazel
>>695624723
Well, I just want to say have a nice day.
>>695624851
No kids, just a girlfriend.
>>695624931
Ok, I hope you have an amazing day as well
-Azazel
-Azazel
>>695624517
*Is it called "Angel 2D"?*
>>695624577
*Actually great until today, i got sick and the migraine does not help, aside from that everything good, someone suggested me a movie so i'll probably watch it once the threads will be ended.*
>>695625030
right on... i have procreated twice, live alone however
and last for a fedora girl, where is she btw?
>>695624378
I'm currently neutral with it, but I don't hate it, I actually kind of like it, very relaxing and calm, I just haven't heard enough of it to really get a solid opinion
>>695624517
What's it about? Or is it just a simple get from point a to point b kind of thing?
-Sweet Roll
>>695625096
No, that's not even a game. Why do you ask?
>>695625126
Ah.. I see. Do you get to see your kids very often?
>>695624260
*I was actually expecting Dio-sama!*
>>695625266
I can't reveal any details because it's not all mine! But it will have at least a basic plot if not more.
>>695625096
Well, I hope you get better soon
What movie is it?
-Sweet Roll
>>695625294
I get monthly visits where either they come to me or I go to them... the schedule mostly works. the visits are never long enough tho.
>>695625161
Renko will be in friday's thread.
>>695625266
Hey, Bagel, would you be interested in talking by steam later?
>>695625625
Ahh.. how old are they now?
>>695624620
>>695625526
Oh?
Well, what do you do for it? How much progress have you made?
-Sweet Roll
>>695625631
thank you take this cirno as a token of appreciation.
>>695625730
4 and almost 2...
>>695620665
There hasn't been a Sumireko, you're probably thinking of Renko.
>>695623501
Hi there, play 14.5?
>>695625294
*That's the game Alice2 was working on, and since you and her should be friends i thought you were helping her with her project, wish you best of luck with your own game anyways!*
>>695625737
Chill, the God of Blood is here, all effects are void
-Azazel
>>695616354
Well my problem is I can't get over the feeling of turning an old TV on, and letting the static off the screen tickle my cock and balls. It's a magical feeling, really.
>>695625818
I make the art, although the level design is up to someone else.
So far that's all that's done. I haven't seen the progress on the programming side yet, but I've sure they've made some. We're supposed to be approaching a playable demo sometime soon, but I don't know how long that means. I assume in a few months.
>>695625631
I'm sorry, Nep, I don't have steam, or even a computer for that matter
Is it something important? Or is it just a secret?
-Sweet Roll
>>695625848
Saved in the desktop, to remember your gratitude. <3
>>695625976
God of blood? More like God of cardboard, if you catch my draft.
>>695625543
*If my screenshots are not wrong, and they are NOT wrong, it should be called "Oldboy".*
>>695626113
You're unique anon, keep it up, i'm proud of you.
>>695626219
I just wanted to talk with you.
have a few reimu cosplay images to share btw...
why does recaptcha keep asking me to verify images of store front? lol
>>695625737
*Thy prickness is too much even for a powerful mathemagician like me, i'll curse you too.*
>>695625904
*Then it's just me failing to remember the users as always.*
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
>>695625969
That's not a game, that's a game engine!
>>695626113
How is that a problem?
>>695625889
Hmm.. well, there's still plenty of time. Make the best of what you have!
>>695626874
i should get to see them into their teens anyway lol
last one i can find atp
>>695626814
Hi meowbot
-Azazel
>>695627393
hi
-meowbot
>>695626640
>>695626736
I've been saving them!
Also, the store front is like 90% of what I get now too.
>>695626874
*Sorry for that, but i don't know much about this sort of things.*
>>695627500
im glad you like them. there was a thread of it on 2channel the other day
Fast post before thread is full
nother bump
>>695626584
Well, I just made a steam account before posting this, but before we talk, what is it about?
>>695626814
Hello Meowbot
-Sweet Roll
>>695616354
I could use some advice if you're willing to give some, i feel very stressed about life, but most things are going perfectly fine, but I still feel stressed/trapped in my life. Do you know of anyway to stop feeling like this?
>>695628602
Nothing really.
>>695628658
Lewd~
>>695628835
Could you elaborate, anon? What's your age?
>>695628972
Looking good Neptune
-Azazel
buttbump
>>695628835
Get new things going on in it! You might have most of what you want, but you feel stuck because you've gotten into a routine that needs to be broken. You're basically thinking "isn't there more to it than this?" And there is! But only if you get out there and look for it. Find new interests, new friends! Go somewhere you've never been, do something you've never tried!
(failed get attempt)
>>695629388
Did you just fail at failing?
>>695629388
Check'd
-Azazel
>>695629388
Impressive.
>>695629526
i did... turns out that old post predictor dont work no moar
Check em
-Azazel
>>695629777
nais
>>695629777
I was off by 111 damn it
-Azazel
>>695628972
I'm 18, I'm a senior I have alright grades I can get into the college I want, I got loving friends and family a stable job and an internship with someone who could very much led me to my dream job, but some how i'm scared of where my life is going and i don't understand why, i end up laying in bed at night not stressed and scared about tomorrow.
>>695628972
Hmm...
I dunno...
It is just I don't really want any evidence of me frequenting this site being visible to anyone I know IRL, sorry, if the chat was on your account's board, will any evidence be visible on my account?
and also, if it's nothing, why not just have it here? or is it secret?
>>695628237
Hello ME-tan
-Sweet Roll
>>695630115
-Azazel
one moar
me
695630333
:/
died down faster than usual
>>695630269
that flood time...
>>695630636
This usually happens a couple of hours from now
-Azazel
>>695630022
Just as i suspected, you're on the age where people start expecting everything about you and since you're already talended everyone is looking to you, maybe the stress you're feeling might be because.
a). You're near the age where you are actually an adult and soon you're going to become independant and afraid of being alone in this big world.
Or
b). You're stressed because everyone is always expecting the best of you and you're afraid of screwing up once.
If i'm honest with you anon, you should relax, inmediatly and try to be more carefree about your life for your own sake. What do you think, anon?
>>695630090
I don't know what you mean, you're too afraid of something, that's all i got from that.
>>695630719
Could I get a general reading please
-Azazel
>>695630636
Thats not good, at least, not good in my opinion
I hope more people show up soon
-Sweet Roll
*Oky doky i'm back! Sorry everyone but i had something to do.*
>>695631046
Welcome back
-Azazel
>>695630937
*Reimu i gift my quads >>695619999 to him, please give him a reading.*
>>695630854
Do you have an ideas on good ways to relax?
also my I get my card reading for >>695630022
>>695630937
>Six of Pentacles
>Solvency in material affairs, clearance of debts and use of good fortune to the benefit of others.
You can use it to benefit me if you want!
>The Hermit
A time to stand back and reflect upon circumstances. Wisdom and counsel are needed.
>Princess of Pentacles
A meticulous, hardworking woman, proud of her responsibilities. She is essentially honourable, a good administrator, but may sometimes be a little too diligent and overzealous in her duties.
>>695631313
I have some trips, thanks, but no need
>>695629777
-Azazel
>>695616354
Any idea how to boost motivation? School work in particular.
I'm quite sad, beacuse I slowly drifted apart from my friends, and I'm going back to school soon, passed with very good grades, but I spent the first semester alone and mostly depressed, my grades and parents compliments don't help that much, I'm scared of screwing up and repeating the year.
>Inb4 summerfag.
No, I'm from south america, we have 2 weeks of vacations around this time in winter.
>>695631624
*Oh....well, if you want another reading you just have to ask me.*
>>695630854
Okay
I just made my account
I'm not planning on using it much
No one in my family knows about it
I use 4chan
No one knows about that either
My steam account will be on a computer when I get one
That's when people will know I have one
If we have that conversation, and evidence cannot be wiped
They may figure out I use 4chan
Conclusion=Not good
-Sweet Roll
>>695631845
Will do, thanks!
-Azazel
>>695630022
>Four of Pentacles (Reversed)
A fear of losing that which is familiar and established which in turn makes for opposition to change.
>Ten of Pentacles
Emotional and financial stability. Family fortunes, inheritance and prosperity that has been built up and handed down over the generations.
>Ace of Swords (Reversed)
Confusion and exaggeration in thought.
What this tells me is that you're worried over nothing. Everything will work out and you'll continue to be as stable as you are now, you just have to let go of the fears and push on.
>>695631884
That's not good, just go into incognito mode on Google or something, and you don't need to use wor computer for 4chan, use what your using now
-Azazel
>>695629777
Nice trips
i dont need this get...
>>695632276
I tend to be good at that, wish i was that lucky in real life
-Azazel
>>695632404
404 no get found
-Azazel
>>695631544
I'm sorry anon, i'm not lady Reimu, lady Reimu is lady Reimu >>695631620
>>695631544
Anyway, you could try listening to white noise, reading some fun book, both at the same time, videogames can even be stressful sometimes, or even yoga, stretching, hot bath's, you know? What do you think?
>>695631769
Anon, (se que eres menor) the first step to make friends at school is just aproaching people, just sit near a group during break or class and just try to talk with people. It's up to you if you want to be lonely or not honestly.
>>695632235
Soooo
The conversation can be without evidence?
-Sweet Roll
>>695632101
Thank you very much, I'll try my best to keep my head up and not worry about my fears.
>>695632624
lol...
>>695631884
You can set steam to need login every time you lauch it, and chat logs are not kept.
Your family can't exactly demand you give up privacy, can they?
If you're feeling paranoid, look for and destroy keyloggers perodically.
>>695632650
Should, unless they use your steam account.
-Azazel
>>695632640
Thanks for the advice, I'll try to get somenew friends!
Or either I'll just drop spaghetti out of my pockets.
Whatever happens first
>>695631884
You know you can use steam on your phone as well, right? Also, see >>695632855 (Thanks ME)
>>695632640
>>695632101
I very much appreciate the ideas and tips and I thank you both for the advice.
good to see the old clan again...
How long have you guys been on 4chan? I've been here since 2005
-Azazel
feelsbump
>>695633057
Glad i could help you, anon, remember, it's all up to you.
>>695633278
I'm really glad with you specially, i hope everything goes alright, ok?
>>695633736
2015
>>695633744
Nice get
-Azazel
Please i'm begging for some kind of reading on my general health
>>695633736
Late 2008. I showed up at the prime of Alice1, and that's what caught my attention.
>>695632855
Okay then
and actually...
long ago, when I was younger and had a laptop (which is now a brick), I was told if my history was deleted, I would have it taken away
/ - -\
>>695632869
I have a fear they may do an inspection and ask for my login, or get me to log in for them
-Sweet Roll
I still can't get over my mom's death.
It as been years, I've already starting to forget her face but I still cry over little things that remember me of her. Or I just start crying out of the blue
>>695633736
arrived in time for get
>>1000000
Yes, I am very troubled by how the answer to life is basically: Take HOLY cows in the deserts, lead them IN CIRCLES and make them shit BULLSHIT.
So that the deserts get dunged and over 80% of the earth surface becomes farmland.
Are humans really so retarded, or are shrooms that good and should I do some and then proceed to suicide?
>>695634011
That feels so long ago, I kinda feel old
Anything for Koi?
Fortune tell me this::
Are we going to get back together?
I am going to go
I will return as soon as possible
Hopefully the thread will still be up
Sorry
-Sweet Roll
>>695634317
I'm not looking for anything specific, just in general I guess.
>>695634473
It's cool see you later
-Azazel
>>695634317
>Koi has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "86".
as far as fortune cookies go you have good luck
>>695633819
I hope everything will go fine as well, tho I have a long way till i reach Any form of my dream and what not, I'll try my hardiest while not letting the stress get to me
>>695633970
>>695633970
>>695633970
i'm begging
You know what is happening medicine-mans being legalized...
Kali Yuga over. No more rollercoaster. This man needs money.
(The cow advice is still serious)
Fortune telling please,
Will my mother be able to get out of debt as she says, or should I break my savings to help her?
>>695634978
them thighs
>>695634095
The logs delete themselves after a day.
>>695634115
Anon, you never get over the death of someone close to you, you will carry that weight through all your life, but you'll learn to live with it, don't think about your mother and be sad because she's gone, think about her and be happy because she was your mother, give thanks for the moments you spent with her, you'll never get over it, but you can remember her being happy, what do you say?
>>695634667
Your happiness is my satisfaction, anon.
>>695635155
Another get, your rolling in dubs man
-Azazel
>>695634897
*I give this user my quads>>695619999
Can he have a reading?*
>>695633970
please
>>695635307
you're** Fucking weebs
>>695635377
Thank you so much. You don't know how much I appreciate this.
>>695634652
This is really weird because I've been saving for a blue '86 vw bug
>>695635377
He has a checkered floor in it.
>>695635307
are you saving them for a rainy day? you can have these
>>695633736
2013, maybe a bit earlier.
Say, did you make any friends here back then? Are you still in contact with them?
Scrolling through some archives, and knowig a couple people who have been around for ages, I feel like I arrived a bit late.
>>695635621
wew
It's yours I guess.
>>695635621
then that cookie was destined to be yours
>>695636118
Ha, friends. I wish, I'm just a looser who lost all of his friends ages ago. If you where on the last thread you would understand.
-Azazel
>>695633970
I've tried to read you twice and got the same exact result despite shuffling and cutting a bunch of times...
>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.
>King of Swords
This king is certainly a ruler. This man is a law-maker, someone with a rational, alert and inventive mind. An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.
>Knight of Wands
A lover of action, this is the card of someone who has a well-liked, energetic, confident, but sometimes unpredictable nature. He has an engaging temperament and his actions sometimes a little swift do tend to make sense with hindsight.
Sadly, it doesn't have much to do with your health as far as I can see, so I'm not sure what it means at all. It seems to just be describing three people who are going to impact you soon. Must be pretty important if it insists this hard on me telling you about that instead of what you asked... sorry, Anonymous.
>>695635077
>Nine of Cups
An assured future, satisfaction, contentment and physical well being. Overcoming difficulty.
>Three of Swords
With a positive view in end: upheaval, separation, disruption and discord.
>King of Pentacles
He is trustworthy, patient, cautious and uses his inborn wisdom to increase his wealth.
I think it's saying she will be fine, and you should build your castle for now.
>>695636398
Only 9000 hours?
-Azazel
>>695636118
Can you please check for a Robbie/Robert?
>>695636621
yeah, finished ahead of schedule
last
>>695636497
Hn, was the thread earlier today?
>>695636632
>Robbie has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "41".
>>695636984
No the one on Monday I think, might have been Sunday.
-Azazel
>>695636930
>I actually got the last image, a mere 3 seconds after the 149th image was posted
I have truly ascended to Mememaster level.
>>695637210
You feind, now we don't have faces
-Azazel
>>695618323
What's the name of it?
>>695637343
Reimu's Thread Friends
so who brought the snacks?
img cap...
>>695637343
Literally "Reimu's thread friends"
Silly anon~
~Neptune
>>695616354
boom shakalaka
I think I'm gonna stop at one! I'm just not feeling it tonight.
Goodnight everyone, and thanks for coming!
~Reimu
I have been letting a friend of mine stay at my house (which houses my mom, stepdad, my girlfriend, and myself) until we could get our own place and move out. It's taken longer than expected. He's started following fewer of my rules, which were just to ask before using my things, ask before going in my room, and shower every two-three days.
The past few days my gf and I have come home to find him laying in my bed on my laptop without asking me prior.
How do I resolve this without kicking him out? I'm just trying to be a good friend and keep him from being homeless, but I can't deal with being disrespected like that in my own home.
>>695637775
nite reimu
>>695637775
Goodnight lady Reimu.
>>695637863
Let me read first
~Neptune
>>695637343
It's called 'A Bunch of Cute Nerds With Autism Roasting Each Other' or ABoCN WAREO, for short.
>>695637337
At least that spares me the suffering of having to look at yours.
Joking, of course. I'm sure you're delicously adorable, with or without the red, demonic skin that you may or may not have.
Even then, always bet on blue.
Goodnight, everyone.
- Dr. Manhattan.
>>695637775
Good night
-Azazel
>>695637775
*Nighty night.*
>>695637863
You'll have to bring it up with him honestly, just like you did with us just now. Remind him that you're trying to be a good friend but this kind of stuff is taking advantage of your hospitality.
Take it easy Remiu.
Sorry I miss don't post very much, I'm very easily distracted at this time of night.
-Satsuki-poster
>>695637863
Ugh, freeloaners are the worst, anon. He clearly got too comfortable with your kindness, you could demand a rent, with that, he'll either leave, or be forced to behave if he doesnt want's to pay.
~Neptune
I'm ready for my fortune
Bump
>>695638806
OR not...
>>695638866
Oh ok! My names Kyle btw. I'll wait!
>>695639040
Fortune cookies are always free anon. (I'm not the one that hands them out sadly(for you))
>>695639040
>Kyle has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "61".
i cant do tarot so you get a fortune cookie
>>695639371
Ooh maybe I'll get that job!
>>695638866
>>695616354
Here's my GET. Are you still doing them?
>>695640290
OP went to bed m8
Advice maybe. Caught in a rut. Stressed out, chain-smoking, got bedbugs so staying with parents, on meds that fuck up my sex drive so it takes a lot to turn me on, I've sat through lapdances and felt nothing, paranoid as fuck, broke, can't afford to take my rabbit to the vet, getting interviews but no jobs due to social awkwardness, have a couple fwb arrangements with mediocre-looking women but trouble attracting a quality chick, a troubled drug-filled past that I ruminate over and can't get over the feeling that I've let others down. History of self-harm and thoughts of suicide. Have a few friends and people in narcotics anonymous I can turn to, but prefer being alone lately.
>>695640931
... an hero :,^)
>>695641879
I'm thinking about it, but wanna exhaust all efforts first. Maybe I should just start liking My Little Pony, 'bating to cartoons, and become a video game junkie
>>695640931
Read Hobbes Leviathan
Prepare for worst case scenario
Forgive past people
Quit trying to calm yourself down. You make it worse, due to smoking. It is true. That hand wanders in your sleep now. If it strangulates you, fine, some Gédé got to eat.
No Voodoo is real, sorry.
>>695616354
Hey magic genie, can you get rid of these fucking Muslims please?
And I'm back...
...after everything is done for the night...
...yay.
/'_ _\
-Sweet Roll
>>695616354
My name starts with a J
I am a dude
Read me some tarot please
Help a /b/rotha out
>>695643170
roll
>>695643170
select all images with tarot cards
>>695643170
p;oaiwjef
>>695643170
;alskdf
>>695643170
rolll
>>695643170
>>695643499
>>695643955
Okay, I brought my dubs. Let's go!
Holy shit this thread has been over for over an hour! Stop bumping!
>>695645220
Na I brought my dubs I deserve a reading
Go fuckyaself cunt
>>695645549
How are you planning to get that when Reimu is gone?
>>695645899
By doing what i want. Who wants dox?