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Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
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>>695612545
These threads are getting old goyim
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Ribbit
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>>695612545

Cyka blyat
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Ok
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roll
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Aww be a nice goy and let us pass. We've got a meeting with Mr. Soros to make!
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Guten Abend, Herren.
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>>695612545
Heil
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Sieg Heil, mein Führer!
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>>695612545
Let me pass, I have urgent business with the Fuhrer!
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Roll
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rawlin
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Fuck you! This isn't Germany you retarded cunt!
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>>695612545
oy vey
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>>695612545
Oh, this Star of David? I'm holding it for a friend-of-a-friend Officer..
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>>695614122
First jew of the day.
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>>695612545
Nothing to see here sir, a big fan of that hitler guy myself! Hate the jews as well!
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Oi vey
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roll
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>>695614266
Gott in Himmel! Get the filthy Jew!
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rollroll
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>>695612545
i'm just an innocent citizen, officer
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>>695612545
I love hitler
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What? Me? Jew?

No
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>>695612545
7456398521
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>>695612545
rollin
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>>695614422
Typical lying jew dog.
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>>695612545
I assume all my papers are in order?
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roll
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>>695612545
don't mind me, i'm just getting a pack of cigarettes
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>>695614499
ACH! SPY
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>>695614355
That's what a spy would say, you're being detained
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Hail Hydra
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No Jews here.
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>>695614355
Oy vey, that was close! Good thing none of these german goyim noticed I was carrying away all their shekels in my asshole!
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>>695612545
Guten Tag die Herren.
*Tippt den Fedora*
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>>695614697
>>695614780

OY VEY, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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Was wollen wir trinken?
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>>695612545
I'm searching for doctor Pavel
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hello
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I self identify as a jew you nazi shitlords
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>>695612545
Sieg heil!
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>>695612545
Heil, Heil... Krauts
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>>695612545
Ist da ein problem ?
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>>695614977
Trying to sneak your way into the camps? You soviet scum
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>>695612545
Heres the
PAPIREN
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>>695615110
FUCK
HERES ANOTHER ONE
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>>695612545
Jews? No, can't say I have seen any recently.
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Just a soldier passing through. Nothing to see here.
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>>695615166
>>695615166

OH MY G-D ITS ANOTHER SHOAH
I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT
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HEIL
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>>695612545
why not? Rolling
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>>695612545
just passing through oy vey
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>>695612545
I'm the fucking führer you filthy juden
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n-n-othing to see here sirs, just a little girl with a diary

p-p-please d-ddon't r-r-rape me!
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>>695615255
sheeeiiiit
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>>695612545
Let me by
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>>695612545
Here are my papers
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Check em
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May I pass?
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>>695615244
Nice try John Stewart
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>>695612545
--- .--. / .. ... / .- / ..-. .- --. --. --- -
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>>695612545
roll
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>>695612545
Is everything fine?
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>>695612545
Sieg heil, mein bruder
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>>695612545
Anything wrong comrade?
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>>695612545
Just your average everyday German
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Just passing through, chap.
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>>695615411
Roll your ass into a camp for spies you cunt
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Anne Frankly officers, you have nothing to worry about
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>>695612545
>Turns 360 degrees and walks away.
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>>695615488
Very funny, sir.
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This is your fuhrer rolling in
lowkey
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meme
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Do you wish to inspect my penis, herr?
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roll567
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Slippin past, feelin good
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please let me live
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Oy vey!
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hOI
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Hitler up in this bitch, bring me a blonde haired blue eyed slut to suck me off right now before I zyclonB ur ass u faggot
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Don't mind me...
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>>695612545
Just a loyal german citizen here
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>>695612545
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LEICHEOBERSCHÜTZE reporting, let me pass
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Did someone say checkpoint?
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Just let me pass..
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>>695615888
SIEG HEIL SIR
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Rollink
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>>695612545
hier ist meine identifizierung, haben eine gutes tag Herr.
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>>695612545
Guten Tag, Kameraden
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Are you ready to receive my limp, jewish penis, sir? I see you know your jewdo well...
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Here ya go
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nothing to see here gentlemen just visiting my grandmother in berlin
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>>695612545
Check that barn about 6 miles to the south
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>>695612545
Heil Hitler, meine Kameraden. Hoffe der Dienst war heute ruhig.
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>>695612545
U stupid bum
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>>695612545
Shalom, Ill just be on my way.
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>>695612545
hello good sir how do you do?
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>>Tanz Mit Mir, border patrol plebs.
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>>695612545
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Here you go
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Jew got to be kidding, right?
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>>695612545
mein fuhrer check these quads
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Try restraining this limp, cut cock.
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>>695612545
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>>695612545
patrollin
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>>695612545
Sure thing
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>>695616146
wohl einer von den eingebürgerten Polacken, ich hab dich im Auge Freundchen
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cant stump the trump
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>>695612545
Kek they'll never guess I'm actually a Jew....
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I swear I'm not a Jew
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>>695612545
i hope to be jewish!!
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This is the way into Mundus, right? I had to get my claymore, but the Churls left without me.
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Nussing to see hier
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Im a not a jew i swear.
I might be a cockroach tho
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>>695612545
kurwa szwaby
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Im fine check my papers
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rolling
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BRING IT ON!
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>>695616449
i love this.
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>>695612545
the guy below me is a jew
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>>695612545
We need clense the filth from the streets!
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HEIL HITLER Fellow Soldiers
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>>695612545
just going thru
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asd
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>>695616877
Ein polnischer Bloschewik, auf Ihn !!!
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>>695612545
guten tag kameraten
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I'm clean, Kommandant
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Greetings
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Goldberg doesn't give a fuck
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Roll
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>>695612545
may i pass sir
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roll
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Aaayy
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>>695612545

yes sir! my papers.
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>>695612545
Nein
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Nein
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>>695612545
Ah yes Sig Heil don't mind me.
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Heil Hitler
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Roll
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>>695612545
sorry, sir, I'll be on my way...
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t. ah
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Even dubs get
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Heil Hitler!
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Roll
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>>695612545
xd
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Suh dudes. Just passin' along.
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Filler
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>>695612545
there was a better one with armada resistance and rerolls, this one is weak
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scheize
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>>695612545
Step aside.
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>>695617444
Heil mein oberschutze das lasdes kommandant
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>>695612545
Fuck off nazis.

America fucked you.
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>>695612545
nigger nigger
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Ich bin ein Jüden.
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>>695614266
Hang on to it, we'll pay the train ticket for you to deliver it to him.
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blyat
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Heil
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It's a grand old time in Germany and that shindler fellow what a guy right?
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heil!
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>>695612545
jawohl
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I'm Jewish
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Bruh
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>>695612545
Halt ! hammerziet
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Jew
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Sieg heil.
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Kek
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>>695612545
SIEG HEIL!
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>>695612545
Rolling
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>>695612545
ja
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>>695612545
I'm Erwin Rommel, you idiot
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troll-roll-roll
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würfeln
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>>695612545
lokijuhygtfr
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>>695617772
ein Jude* Not a bad try though
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Here's my numbers sir. I'm sure you'll see that they check out.
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>>695618188
Gotcha ya little Jew cuck
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>>695612545
Fuck your border check. You won't suspect shit.
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>>695612545
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heil. I am German yes?
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Shit nigga
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Hail!
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*(laughs in american)*
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>>695612545
role
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>>695612545
shit shit shit
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HEIL
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Get the fuck out of my way before i have you all shot.
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Bruh !!
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>>695612545
Hail satan
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>>695618444
hitler would be proud
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>>695612545
nigger
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>>695612545
rollin
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>>695612545
Hi, let me pass
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>>695618221
fuk
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>>695612545
rolling for mein führer!
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I is innocent
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>>695612545
When did this checkpoint go up?
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>>695618444
Hello officer
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heil stalin
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here are my numbers, am i ok to go?
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Das et mane
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ich bin ein berliner
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Roll de roll
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>>695612545
nice
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>>695618638
carry on.
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nothing to see here, seig hail and stuff
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please
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>>695612545
>Show me your numbers.

Fuck you, you're a dirty kraut. I don't have to do anything you no good pork eating goyims tell me.
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just passing through.
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Don't mind me ;)
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I can assure you that I am a loyal Jew hunter!
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Im not a jew i swear heil hitler
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if jew I cum
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I can pass
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>>695619025
I wonder who could be behind this toast?
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>>695612545
k
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Don't mind me, closeted homosexual going through
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>>695612545
checkem
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>>695612545
Sieg heil my frend
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m may, fuck you b0ss
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Heil!
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>>695612545
Who am I? Say my name
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>>695612545
let me through already, I've been waiting for over an hour.
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Das 4th riecht commen
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Hallo!
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>>695619488
im fucking pink guy, gibe me pussy b0ss
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>>695612545
i break you
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Oy vey
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>>695612545
OI GUHVEY, IM SHORE NO JEW
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My papers, sir
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Fuck you hitler
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>>695612545
roll
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Here are my papers. Heil Hitler!!
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>>695612545
>>
here comes my quads
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Heil
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>>695619979
nope heres quads
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im a little disapoint der fuhrer didnt make an apperance
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>>695612545
Wait just a moment, my fellow german soldiers, I will be done in a minute. Okay, here are my papers, as you can see everything is in order.
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>>695612545
Hello officer
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Ill try and sneak through
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Do you know who I am?
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88
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Hi
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>>695612545
Hey, SS! No Jews here!
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Guten roll
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Heil!
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>>695612545
!!
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Rollerino
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>>695619488
i had the beautiful 88
i' m out, you faggots
SEIG HEIL !!!!!
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>>695619488
Get ze juden!!!!
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Fuck all of you.
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>>695612545
hier meine documenete camarade
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Guten tag kam'raden
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Roll
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Are you going to pick up that penny, sir?
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>>695612545
roll
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Just passing through
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Uhhh hi officer! Shalom!
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>>695612545
rollin
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>>695612545
mosse
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qdx
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>>695612545
Umm
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p-please i just wanna get home
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:^)
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>>695612545
Radda.
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>>695612545
here are my papers!
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Why do I have to show anything to you?
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das roll
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>>695612545
Rill
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>>695612545
rolling
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>>695612545
Let me trough
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>>695612545
is there a problem?
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>>695612545
Let me throughyou swine
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Aw shit
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Rolling for quints
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>>695612545
Heil Hitler!
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Who am I?
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have a nice day officers
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rollun
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>>695612545
guten tag
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>>695612545
.roll.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCJmRD0904o
i am an NAZI!!! my cousin made this video guys go check it out please be nice he works a lot
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Heil Hitler!
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nein you hang up first
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>>695612545
roll
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Sztand azide!
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>>695621877
SHOOT HIM NOW !!!
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>>695617838
Most generous of you, my father told me to never give anything away for fre- haha, never mind..
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>>695621965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCJmRD0904o REROLL HEIL HITLER
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Just passing by to deliver some bread to my family
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Roll
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>>695612545
>>
roll
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Tired of being stopped like this.
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Roll
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>>695612545
Make way
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Guten tag
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hitler get
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I'm all good
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the one and only
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roll
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Don't mind me, just walking through.
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K
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>>695618335
88 is standartenführer you autist
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