Assrape
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Assrape
>>695577942
Easy game.
Noobs.
>>695577872
>>695578520
Everything people say initially should be taken as a lie.
You're probably not 140, maybe 190-220.
If only my skill at Counter Strike was transferable to other skills for work.
>>695577736
Do it. For America.
Any tips on a virgin faggot on g\how to get laid?
/r/ing furry boys in trunks or undies like them
>>695579246
Not have bad luck
>>695579446
ughhh...
Thanks?
>>695579246
low standards help
>>695580023
That's all there is to it. All you need to do is ask someone if they wanna bang. If you arent the 10% badluck then you get to bang.
>>695578794
I don't need to prove it to anyone. I'm skinny and if you don't believe me then that's fine.
>>695580768
Life is about proving yourself.
>>695580265
So just be confident and hope for the best?
>>695580910
Precisely
>>695580910
Also, don't be fat or ugly.
>>695580852
Life is about being happy. If that means proving yourself to other people then whatever floats your boat
>>695581035
woah woah woah.
getting rid of fat is easy but define ugly
>>695581268
Do you look like your face is made out of play-doh?
>>695581134
Life is about popping out another generation of monkeys. Everything else is secondary.
>>695581268
Like Nibi.
>>695581134
>Life is about being happy.
Happiness is for primitive entities, that which pick their noses, throw shit, and fornicate in ways which primitive creatures do.
>>695581440
>>695581451
oh shit then im passable
>>695581451
screw that, i don't want noisy, bank account draining, messy meat sacks ruining my otherwise okay life
>>695581455
happiness is pretty good tbh
>>695582202
I have never been happy.
>>695582202
Sorry mate but they will bring some primordial joy in you.
Simple biology mate. Cant't fight it.
>>695581455
Life can be distilled notion of seeking pleasure.
Joy is pleasure. Life is about pleasure.
OK WHEN DID GAY PORN TURN INTO EXISTENTIAL CRISIS?
>>695582202
Gotta pump them out. Keep on pumping.
>>695583291
You parroted what he just said.
Good job saying nothing at all.
>>695582351
why is that
>>695582779
they'll have to drag me kicking and screaming
>>695583507
never
>>695584228
Come pump my butt.
>>695584228
Because I wasnt born strong enough.
>>695584531
l-lewd
>>695584810
nonsense, nobody is born unhappy
>>695584215
Well fuck me with a rake then.
Sorry a guess. Back to faggotry.
>>695585057
People also say no one is born evil until they browse serial killers and various other psychopaths on wikipedia. How easily the monkey mind can change its views.
Pathetic.
>>695585205
You should feel stupid.
>>695585799
Stop.
>>695585964
K.
>>695586070
>Freudwithpenis.jpg
>>695585057
Do it, faggot.
May as well take financial advice off a homeless meth addict.
>>695586337
This thread is getting out of hand,
I'm going to bed.
Thread is kill
I can still remember your sound.
My sound is that farting noise you can make with your armpit
My sound is a baritone voice pronouncing "mother" followed by a very light, brief "f" and then shrieking.
>>695579412
You should take them off
>>695590053
sauce?
>>695590572
Should show the other end, more like.
>>695590053
sauce?
>>695590895
>>695590930
Took me exactly one click to find it. Perhaps in future you two ought not to be enormous failures.
>>695591065
And you could also not be a faggot and share what you found you fucking nigger.
>>695591232
I sure could, but then you wouldn't figure out how to do it yourself. Give a man a fish, etc.
Is this a petting zoo cause there's some fuckin' babies wanting to be hand-fed here.
>>695591232
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18807430/
Here you go
>>695591232
>>695591462
Congratulations on enabling atrophy and feebleness of the mind.
>>695591386
And apparently patrons happy to oblige. What a crock.
>>695585799
why are you so aggressive?
>>695586593
am no a top
>>695591824
strictly speaking you're not an anything at this point
>>695591944
Leave the boy alone, he has dreams
>>695591592
Oh no, I made things slightly more convenient in a wank thread! How awful! Get off your high horse, nigger. It's porn, not high art. No one was here to enrich their minds. Enfeebling shouldn't be a concern.
>>695591944
technically you are correct, but judging by the things that turn me on the most...
but it is all just speculation, i could hate it
>>695591065
>foresight.png
god that comic is terrible. get fuzzy or whatever it's called.
they ran it in a bundle of different comics i subscribed to several years back and it was so terrible i wrote them a letter about it and they actually agreed and removed it from their magazines.
best letter i ever wrote.
>>695592271
dude my day has sucked a fat one I'm not leaving anyone alone if I can figure out a reason to be a dick
>>695592389
It doesn't matter what they're here for. You are an enabler of mediocrity, a purveyor of worthlessness. Your wares are reprehensible, nothing-merchant.
>>695592533
Do you even put stuff up your butt by yourself.
>>695592707
What in particular do you dislike about it?
>>695592779
>What in particular do you dislike about it?
the complete lack of humor. the story could be that the cat spilled food on the floor, blamed it on the dog and the punchline is that the owner is midly upset while the cat doesn't care.
complete waste of paper, i got more laughs from garfield
>>695592779
yes sometimes
>>695592389
You didn't make a damn thing more convenient. I did, when I showed which fucking button to push for them to do it themselves from now on.
>>695593129
Your failure to enjoy or appreciate the humor doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Get fuzzy is at its best when conley is taking advantage of unusual wordplay or making nonpartisan political jokes. I'll be honest though there's a fuckton of puns and if that's not your thing you wouldn't be into it. That said your characterization really isn't anywhere in the realm of what it usually deals with.
Also garfield minus garfield is some deep shit.
>>695593142
well do you like it I mean that's a pretty good barometer
>>695593129
did somebody say garfield
>>695593408
yes i like it rather a lot
>>695593607
well there you fucking go
>>695593408
i love puns, get fuzzy just seems to depend on you liking it just for the characters. kinda how youre supposed to like a baby doing some standard baby shit just because it has a cute baby in it
did a google image search for get fuzzy. here the joke is that the dog's head taste good after it got stuck in the chicken bucket. the cat actually deliver a bit of humor into the situation but it's one of the top results on google so i guess it's the best of the best the series got to offer
in today's episode of get fuzzy it's a laugh-o-rama when a cat mistakes a gameboy for a container for supernatural beings
>>695593943
A good 50% of the comics are basically predicated on puns, so I'm not sure what you were looking at. I mean, I don't think ANY newspaper comic is consistently funny on account of the format almost by definition requiring an unbelievable amount of filler content; it's the same reason I think Dickens books are basically hot garbage.
>>695594161
The punchline there's a pop culture reference, not the cat.
hoho, the dog doesn't understand words. classic get fuzzy. i remember there were a million of these kinds of strips, glad he hasn't changed a bit
![1452890686.ninjatertel_[c]_nogard_sfwish.png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1468/968/1468968957891.jpg "1452890686.ninjatertel [c] nogard sfwish")
>>695593741
which is why i said am no a top c:
the cat hugs the dog to steal his watch and put a note on his back at the same time. hah!
>>695594513
And I said you're not an anything. For the time being, you're just a failed bottom.
>>695594340
>The punchline there's a pop culture reference, not the cat.
guess it's simply too advanced for me
but i think i get this one. the joke is that you recognize characters from several series. and it's even more enjoyable if you like tributes like this.
>>695594618
i suppose so
>>695594836
It's not advanced, it's time sensitive. If that hayek comic was the one published today, it was a rerun—salma hayek has not been relevant for several years.
And yeah I recognize everyone in that comic except whoever's on the far left.
the cat finds out that a fly dies if you slap it. this one's pretty advanced because 1) cats don't write 2) cats don't think philosophize 3) his handwriting and spelling is hilarious
>>695593142
I thought you hadn't tried this
to capture so much in just one image, pure genius. just the thought of a cat and dog enjoying whipped cream gives bubbles in my stomach
>>695595145
dude I'm not gonna sit here and defend every get fuzzy comic you can post since I don't think they're that funny, but you're again missing the joke here. It's obviously not going to be funny if I have to explain it but the joke here is that the first three panels set up a poetic tone and the last two subvert that expectation.
> "I expect my web comics to have the cultural impact of the Divine Comedy."
>>695595249
i dont recall ever saying this
>>695595736
even worse, it's a newspaper comic. Newspaper cartoonists are famously lazy.
Except for bill watterson who to be fair set an absurdly high bar.
tee-hee, he changed a letter while nobody was watching. i never thought about how sometimes sentences change if you swap out a letter
>>695595504
well i got that but it didn't help. i mean if you convert most of these comics into stickfigures they would have no merit. so much depends on the characters and that the reader know them and just like the look of them
i'll stop now, i was just surprised to see get fuzzy again. haven't seen it for over 10 years and thought for sure that demon was buried
>>695595881
Most jokes, storylines, whatever that exist in a comic cannot be redone with stick figures and given the same impact. This isn't unique to get fuzzy or to any other comic—comics are a visual medium, not exclusively a verbal one. Naturally the aesthetic is a relevant component.
>>695595778
What have you tried
>>695596131
that's true but it was far below the bar set by the other comics in the bundle so im glad they pulled it. even dilbert was more enjoyable to read.
>>695596704
I think dilbert is by orders of magnitude one of the best newspaper comics in circulation.
>>695596911
> Newspaper comics
These were never funny. You have poor taste sir.
>>695596431
mostly fingers, i dont really have anything else
>>695597080
I don't think the medium is generally very good, no. Dilbert is among the best examples of a generally bad medium. The only newspaper comic that stands up to comparison to a more diverse selection of media is calvin and hobbes.
>>695597088
Just use a carrot or something
>>695577942
is it rape if the ass wants it?
Whatever you do, don't use eggs.
Use an eggplant.
That's a skoch large.
>>695597396
Well that depends. Does that ass really know what it's getting in to? Is it giving informed consent?
if the ass is drunk and it says yes it's still rape
t. feminism
>>695596911
>newspaper comics
i never really found dilbert very funny, just a lot better than get fuzzy. also im not thinking in terms of typical newspaper comics, i mean those that are good enough to go into places besides newspapers (but also may exist in newspapers). if get fuzzy was just in a newspaper i would never have bothered to write my letter.
>>695597371
i mean i used to have like this small, relatively thick cylindrical piece of plastic with a rounded off end that some spray or something came in and i used that for a while. this was years ago when i was still repressive so i probably threw in in the trash out of shame
>>695597418
i feel like that would go south very fast
gay ppl cannot have sex
>>695597935
What do you consider examples of very good comics from this bundle you receive
>>695597992
It can do.
>>695598047
Won't stop them trying.
Is it sex if you hold a poo in?
>>695597418
shh
>>695598127
>What do you consider examples of very good comics from this bundle you receive
i knew the question was coming, it was 10 years ago so i dont really remember too well. I remember The Far Side, Monty (previously called Robot Man), Bizarro, Dilbert, some comic about a shark (had a turtle/crab friend). Those were the common ones, plus some Swedish ones that probably aren't known to the wider world. also swapped stuff out every now and then (but get fuzzy never got swapped, until i wrote the letter)
ah, sherman's lagoon is the english name of that shark comic
>>695598127
There's either do or do not. There is no try
New thread?
This is not ok, this needs to stop
>>695602809
agreed avatarfagging needs to stop, although the g/fur content is great in this thread.
bump for ychan download
