Alright lasy thread didn't work because you autists refused to use connecting words like "To", "the", "and", etc
So...
ITT we write apology letter to Leslie Jones one SENTENCE at a time and mail it to her when the thread reaches 300 replies
>This is gonna be a long letter
Dear Leslie Jones:
>>695557314
Sorry that anons on twitter
>>695557410
e-raped yo fatass
But let us not forget that you are a nigger
Did I mention that you're black?
and niggers commit crimes
So therefore you committed a crime with your performance
Because you're a nigger and didndonuffin
thus you're a nigger
nigger nigger nigger
I'm a queer, gay boi.
(New paragraph)
and we are so sorry that people pointed out your stupid nigger gorillla face
to
the
Zoo
and
it really was unkind.
We couldn't help but realize how fucking nigger you really are
etc
.Despite this, i wish to say
>>695557953
>>695557975
>>695558002
>>695558010
[faggot read the post]
>>695557260
>>695557466
Kek
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
We so sorry you are black.
And That's the power of pine-sol baby
>>695558075
that black people, obviously are not people
Your shipment of bananas has been cancelled due to insufficient funds
but nigger tongue my anus
Onwards to new adventures, maybe
mr clean couldn't turn you white
My penor is very nice and purple, sometimes I like to rub him and he makes big cum, he's a nice guy.
kate mckinnon is better than you
throbbing
you're
torture
you are the worst thing to happen to SNL since phil hartman's wife
just proof that according to all known laws of aviation,
and that's why I can't believe it's not butter.
>>695557260
Nigger ( haven't read the rest of the thread yet but i feel its never inappropriate to say nigger)
But yet, I feel that now we've gotten off on the wrong foot, I wish to correct myself by clarifying that
But anyway, we so sorry
and sweaty throbbing cocks
and remind you that we waz kangz and shieet
Usually you just pepper the "ands" and such in.
Actually i'm aboriginal australian myself
So, we would like to make this our official apologize for everything that you had to endure on twitter.
.To reiterate, all of us at 4chan are
kanye west did nothing wrong
but I digress,
Lord Milo will have his revenge soon enough
300 is too many, 100 sounds fine
So whatever you say, you will never be as great as Hitler
And so here's a list of adjectives i call my mom daily
We actually would get along with black "people" if they
tongue my nigger ass
Dear Leslie Jones
Because if it wasnt for hate speech, you wouldn't realize how shitty of an actor you are.
and
Would shower more.
Black people were a lot nicer before the civil rights movement
so
and that's not your fault, it's just Martin Luther King was hitter in disguise
please kys
free tom brady
a dolphin rapes a fish
I hope you accept our apology.
the funniest thing you have created you had to flush down the toilet for sanitary reasons
fuck
I mean hitler.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE111!!!!1
black people are beautiful, and youre a very talented actress
Dear Leslie Jones,
If you don't reply to our letter, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
calling yourself a comedian should legally be considered hate speech
Can you lick up all my ectoplasm,
ghostbusters wasnt even that bad tbh
nobody needs your blackwomansplaining
.Pokemon Go is the best app ever created but,
Chris Hemsworth, Three SJWs and a Gorilla do not qualify as the people i'm "Gonna call" during a supernatural emergency
im gay
mostly because of chris hemsworth
>>695557260
the
and
I am sorry to enjoy buttplay, is my fetish, but
>>695557260
and
biggest cock to ever grace the lands
And wouldn't you agree that black people look like very dirty white people?
>>695557260
prepositions
orgasms I have are
If you can triforce, all will be forgiven for your SJW fueled sub-par acting
>>695557260
for
But I'm sure that regardless of what happened, we
Pity the Gelth
>>695558771
Nigress
>>695557260
with
Although you might not understand immediately, this all makes perfect sense.
can still be master and slaves in peace
Seriously all you could have done was not involve your emotions into twitter and accept that's apart of being a celebrity on a public internet place.
i have a dream
Leslie Leslie Leslie, what are we gonna do with you, you big nigger
For you being a gorilla
Has really shown me
nigger
Who you gonna call? The KKK!
ghostbusters was an under appreciated movie, and you did well in the movie
Lol just joking
i have a dream that one day harambe will rise up
i think the movie was really funny and well produced, and your role really fit you as an actress.
We did it for the LULZ
since we all need to keep the freespeech up,
I don't know why all the hate; oh wait, I do: it is because you act and smell like ass.
FAG
>>695559719
he's lying he wants pussy
i hope you do well in your future movies, leslie
your a good actress, its just the screenwriters fault that your character wasnt well written
You should really learn basic grammar before setting up your Twitter, harambe.
How come every time I pee, it's cloudy and red?
>>695558450
rekt
(also true)
all the hate is irrational and i find the movie to not be as awful as people make it to be
One day we will all come together and laugh about this.
but if leslie is harambe, who is leslie?
because white race is superior
if it makes you feel better, you could probably convince some /b/ros that you are a fuckable trap
oh, and sorry for calling you a mooncricket
If you didn't suck dic at acting you could be less of a nigger
>>695557260
Who the fuck are you and why is my ear bleeding
.But that's beside the point,
Gas the kikes race war now
i hope you can overcome this event
i wonder which post here is Milo
dont pay attention to any of these online trolls, ms leslie
Are left to wonder if it bothers you that when you play Donkey Kong, you cannot be Donkey Kong. Furthermore,
But anyway, the actual reason we write you is to let you know that there is no god and we are sorry you had to learn it this way.
GIVE US A VAG SLIP, SHOW US YOUR FAT DISGUSTING HORSE PUSSY YEH WOOLOOLOOLOO
but seriously though, i think the movie wasnt even that bad and you did what you had to do
>>695560205
>>695559571
Probably this one
dubs
JO TRO DO PLO NO SHO TO RO SO LO
HOE
>/tips fedora/
>>695557260
your insurance commercial ruined television for me because i have to stare at your hideous black face for more than 10 second
although that might be true, you must reply to this or your mother will die tonight
Atleast you're not a jew
dont care about what other people say
Milo show yourself
I'm sorry about 9/11, I it was an accident
Din
Du
WORLD STARŔRRR WORLD STARRRRRRRRRRRR
to be honest, if peter jackson had given you the role of "kong" you would have won an oscar
Please drink bleach nigger.
Furthermore, millions most likely pirated your god awful abortion of a movie to see how bad it was without directly supporting the cast
HE DINDUMUFFIN!
Maybe concider a job ad mcdonalds?
the following statement isnt true
Nevermind you scare children
All in all we can conclude that things are not always as bad as they seem on the first sight wereas sometimes they are even worse.
your movie wasnt bad
Dank Memes.
Now something that even you will understand: "OOH OOH AAH AAH"
But the point we're trying to bring accross here is: We so sowwy
>>695557260
the
you are a beautiful human bean, and never let anyone tell you otherwise
>>695557260
and
And we'd like to send you more pictures with cum on you as an apology
All dee doo-long day.
>>695557260
House negro wouldn't
quire rguha aneih iej fricj wep enang ma
There be niggers in
An hero yourself
So please quit bitching on twitter
check my trips
>>695557260
Thunder And Lightning, The Catfish Are Biting, I Took A Riverboat Downstream. I Think You Know What I Mean.
>>695557537
/thread
INNIT
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Alahu akbar!
Maybe if you follow the drinking gourd, you'll make it
But without blacks we would have virtually no gun crime
>>695557260
leave leslie alone!
>>695561031
those aren't trips, faggot
You'd be better off bald
Try as we may to rid the internet of racism and hate speech, we come upon many obstacles that are truly difficult to traverse and no amount of watermelon, fried chicken, collard greens, or grape soda we throw at it will make it any easier to accept.
So please tweet about something useful, such as #JusticeforHarambe (I'm sure you know Harambe as he is your cousin)
Satellites Move Across The Sky, And Every Year They Multiply.
Lick our ball sweat you p
So make a salad and
How dare you stand near the glorious mustang you ugly nigger
>>695561163
These are trips
If you were the last female on this planet, I would use you as bate to find a wild animal that I would fuck.
Ting, Tang, Allah-Baalah Bing Bang
Starships were meant to fly just like blacks were meant to die
So, if you ever feel depressed again rember the wise words of dr. adolf hitler who once said: "Vergasen!! Alle vergasen!!"
Have you ever gone as far as to even
But once again, you ARE a nigger
so it would solve all your problems,
Bixly Nood
One Would Think That In A Life Where No Two Snowflakes Are Alike One Would Have A Brilliant Rhyme For Each And Every Bit Of Time.
If you send me a picture of your feet i'll give you 200 Yen
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of starring in terrible movies and being a bad actor. People say to me that a person being Leslie Jones is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lesdoggg” and respect my right to claim my identity needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a harambephobe and need to check your gorilla privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>695555555
If you just turn yourself in
Holy shit this is a long letter.
Dont be sad about being a nigger, at least you're not a cripple autistic brony jew nigger
war is the answer
OP better deliver or he is a massive faggot
I think blacks are like tires both belong under a car or hanging from a tree.
You just got trolled by le epic meme masters at 4chan! Major Lolzors! hahahah xDD
Wasting everyones time
Long nigger Turd cock.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
But let's be honest, turning the ghostbusters into females to gain cash from modern trends and people?
We all do hate ourselves.
Niggerfaggot
Also I think you should know that i masturbated 3 times while writing this letter.
But
you kinda look like a trap
i'm a straight cis white male and you should take your heterophobia and cisphobia away from me and you should check your black female privilege
>>695562031
I still hate Ghostbusters.
you're a female Cuck, you really deserved all this hate.
And we are sorry about that.
Talentless fuck. Someone ought to put barbed wire up your ass and tie the other end to a tree.
just kidding! you look super kawaii desu chan!!! >:3 xDDD
no you didn't just trolls
I Would Like To Love You, I Sure Would Treat You Right. We Could Take The Trash Out Every Thursday Night. We Could Be A Family, Consume Many Goods. We Could Be The Pillars Of The Neighborhood.
It is probably not too late for you to get a real job.
If OP doesn't include every single last one of these sentences he's a giant raging virgin fag
Etc.
>>695557260
Why do you purport to portray positive female characters in film, yet act like a typical nigger chimping out by screaming "AWWWWW, HELL NO!!!!"
not gonna lie, you remind me of the ashes of a jew.
I want to tongue punch your fart box
Female scientists? Was that the punchline? Anyhow,
>>695557260
Who the fuck is Leslie Jones? (Include this OP)
Remember no matter who talks you out if it, suicide is always a viable option, it is the only true way to permanently end suffering of existence
>>695557260
FUCKING
about 30 more posts left you guys should start summing it up
But as you might remember from the first semester e^(i*pi) = -1.
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We Were Standing By The Gate. He Said, "Oh My, It's Getting Late!" Then He Took Off Flying To The South With A Black Snake In His Mouth.
In my final closing statements,
And finally I shall conclude that:
if you don't reply your mum will die
plenty of horny ebony whores of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girlz.html
In summary
We know where you live, better kill yourself fast nigger.
>>695562730
hey that rhymes
Most certainly
So in a nutshell we, the people, are sorry that you are a nigtress
I bet not one of you would utter the word "nigger" in a crowd full of black folk. And I'm whiter than white. Prove me wrong. Go film yourself screaming "nigger" at a shopping mall at some black people and see how quickly you end up getting jumped or robbed. Please do that social experiment for me. Because all of these keyboard warriors who say all this tough shit are really not that hard in real life and wouldn't even have the balls to say that to Leslie (or any black woman or man) in the first place. Grow the fuck up, you neckbeard faggots.
Harambe, hopefully your handlers have taught you to read because I really think that this letter is an important message that you must hear.
Maybe if you could entertain people half as much as you think you do, w wouldn't hate you.
>>695562877
>yells nigger
>they chimp out in a violent rage
>gets robbed
I think you just proved our point there
and i'm whiter than white
Niggers like you need to get back to the cotton fields to remind you of how much of a second-class citizen you are.
Yours sincerely
Sincerely Milo Yiahdsjfuiajwdjsifsfdfsdg
I'm whiter than a teenage goth girl with a couple leeches stuck on her nips
>>695557260
Futhermore
PS, you are an ugly nigger that looks more like a gorilla than a human being.
Faggot
Arse nuggets
>>695562877
That's kinda judgmental. Implying all black people are like children who get physical over words. A black person once heard me say nigger as he passed by, he just gave me a dirty look and kept walking.
PS: Allahu Akhbar
>>695562877
you're whiter than white? isn't that unhealthy?
>>695562877
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Remember that while browsing the board newfriend and make sure not to get your panties in too much of a bunch. Above all, have fun and stop being a butthurt faggot
Wait, so does one post count as an entire sentence or do all the sentences count individually?
>>695563340
Baiting people into thinking you were baited. Bravo. Truly some next level shit.
when I was seven
I stared into the monitor
I found my best friend
Mr. Commodore 64
Daddy bought me
An International Business Machine
And with it
I compromised
National Security
>>695559774
Look and smell;not act and smell
As you can see, we have used the word "NIGGER" several times.
Yours faithfully: Dickfart Wankshaft McShitstain III
>>695563041
Proved what point? That you're all impulsive little fuckboys who say shit on the Internet that wouldn't be said in real life? Yeah I guess I did. Nigger is a trigger word for ANY Black person. But prove me wrong that the n-word isn't offensive when you go to the hood, bro. Please do.
>>695563489
Thanks. Usually when I do that people will just say stop being baited. I have mastered bait over the years and only a trained eye can appreciate the masterful reverse bait.
>>695563073
>second class
>richer than you
Pick one
>>695563299
Probably because he has priors, dumbass.
>>695563333
You clearly don't get the reference, summerfag.
>>695563677
>implying that they would chimp out and resort to violence. If somebody yelled cracker in front of a bunch of whites they would move on with their day and not give a fuck. You are digging yourself quite a hole my friend
>>695563340
Not butthurt, don't get why it's cool to be a racist piece of shit in 2016. Enjoy your white supremacy, Jim Crow.
But the important point of this letter really is what we said above.
Atheists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through.
I don't know what I've already written in this letter but I'm pretty sure it includes multiple uses of the word "NIGGER" and I apologize for this.
>>695563833
Cracker isn't a trigger word to a society and demographic that were enslaved by the White man for hundreds of years. You wanna know when Blacks truly became free? The 70's.
Learn your history, kiddo.
HE NEEDS JEASUS!!!
>>695563677
Who cares everything on here is a joke. I say it on here as a joke and am not racist in the slightest in real life
Damn we just recognized that you probalby are an illiterate field nigger so someone has to read this letter to you.
>>695564027
You say it here because 4chan and /b/ is your safe space, you fucking Trump supporter.
Ninja Niggers
In conclusion,
7 more posts
we love blacks
Nigger
>>695564000
Checked. Also plenty of races have been enslaved over time, but they grow up and move on instead of creating a self destructive culture that perpetuates violence, victimhood, and crime.
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The President
And we thank you for being a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
Sincerely,
/b/
you're not a nigger les, love you
>>695562877
I've called many black people a nigger in my life time. Not once have they ever done anything to me, why? Because instinct takes over when they hear a white man call them a nigger, their mind regresses back to slave times and they remember their place on the social ladder.
With Love <3
Here is a picture I drew of you and your friend.
You smell like Aaron x N x A
Mandatory shitpost
Welp. That's all folks. Let's see a finished product faggot
the dawn of the planet of the apes hasn't happened yet.
>>695564080
Wew lad baseless uneducated ad hominem attacks. A true intellectual on /b/ strikes again!
>>695564298
(OP include this picture)
Yess I was the 300th post
>>695564192
Agreed. I'm part Irish and they were enslaved too. But you're not getting the point here. Leslie Jones was targeted just because of her skin color and the fact that she was in some shitty remake of Ghostbusters. To be frank, Leslie triggered ALL of you. Which is why 4chan took to her Twitter to degrade her and do what they do best: be shitty people. I watched her this morning on The Wendy Williams Show. She seems like a funny and chill chick. If you didn't like the movie, so fucking what? Like it's her fault she got cast for the damn thing? She's a comedian that got lucky. That's it. And what does she get for it? Shit on by a bunch of losers that dwell in basements and shitpost on 4chan all day.
>>695564261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
>>695564385
>>695564311
Clicked the wrong thing
>>695564369
So it's cool to be racist in your opinion? Okay, Drumpf supporter.
>>695564496
Honestly I'm just in it to laugh not really any malicious intent here. Everyone is triggering everyone in this situation
>>695564496
I see your point but don't express it on 4chan. It's not going to help anything.
If only black life matter I would feel sorry for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbQtQu_uOI
>>695564632
God would you fuck off you thin skinned pussy.
>>695564632
Not a trump supporter, I hate all of the candidates. Why would you drag political preference into this anyway?
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I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
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>>695564690
Fuck you. First Amendment, faggot.
>>695564826
I'm so sorry for my 5 year old son's behaviour Miss
>>695564757
God would you fuck off, you bigoted racist fuck?