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Alright lasy thread didn't work because you autists refused to use connecting words like "To", "the", "and", etc

So...

ITT we write apology letter to Leslie Jones one SENTENCE at a time and mail it to her when the thread reaches 300 replies
>This is gonna be a long letter
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Dear Leslie Jones:
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>>695557314
Sorry that anons on twitter
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>>695557410
e-raped yo fatass
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But let us not forget that you are a nigger
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Did I mention that you're black?
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and niggers commit crimes
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So therefore you committed a crime with your performance
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Because you're a nigger and didndonuffin
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thus you're a nigger
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nigger nigger nigger
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I'm a queer, gay boi.
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(New paragraph)
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and we are so sorry that people pointed out your stupid nigger gorillla face
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to
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the
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Zoo
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and
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it really was unkind.
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We couldn't help but realize how fucking nigger you really are
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etc
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.Despite this, i wish to say
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>>695557953
>>695557975
>>695558002
>>695558010
[faggot read the post]
>>695557260
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>>695557466
Kek
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I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
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We so sorry you are black.
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And That's the power of pine-sol baby
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>>695558075
that black people, obviously are not people
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Your shipment of bananas has been cancelled due to insufficient funds
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but nigger tongue my anus
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Onwards to new adventures, maybe
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mr clean couldn't turn you white
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My penor is very nice and purple, sometimes I like to rub him and he makes big cum, he's a nice guy.
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kate mckinnon is better than you
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throbbing
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you're
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torture
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you are the worst thing to happen to SNL since phil hartman's wife
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just proof that according to all known laws of aviation,
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and that's why I can't believe it's not butter.
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>>695557260
Nigger ( haven't read the rest of the thread yet but i feel its never inappropriate to say nigger)
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But yet, I feel that now we've gotten off on the wrong foot, I wish to correct myself by clarifying that
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But anyway, we so sorry
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and sweaty throbbing cocks
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and remind you that we waz kangz and shieet
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Usually you just pepper the "ands" and such in.
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Actually i'm aboriginal australian myself
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So, we would like to make this our official apologize for everything that you had to endure on twitter.
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.To reiterate, all of us at 4chan are
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kanye west did nothing wrong
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but I digress,
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Lord Milo will have his revenge soon enough
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300 is too many, 100 sounds fine
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So whatever you say, you will never be as great as Hitler
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And so here's a list of adjectives i call my mom daily
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We actually would get along with black "people" if they
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tongue my nigger ass
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Dear Leslie Jones
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Because if it wasnt for hate speech, you wouldn't realize how shitty of an actor you are.
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and
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Would shower more.
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Black people were a lot nicer before the civil rights movement
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so
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and that's not your fault, it's just Martin Luther King was hitter in disguise
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please kys
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free tom brady
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a dolphin rapes a fish
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I hope you accept our apology.
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the funniest thing you have created you had to flush down the toilet for sanitary reasons
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fuck
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I mean hitler.
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CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE111!!!!1
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black people are beautiful, and youre a very talented actress
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Dear Leslie Jones,
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If you don't reply to our letter, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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calling yourself a comedian should legally be considered hate speech
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Can you lick up all my ectoplasm,
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ghostbusters wasnt even that bad tbh
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>>695557260
to
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nobody needs your blackwomansplaining
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.Pokemon Go is the best app ever created but,
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Chris Hemsworth, Three SJWs and a Gorilla do not qualify as the people i'm "Gonna call" during a supernatural emergency
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im gay
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mostly because of chris hemsworth
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>>695557260
the
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and
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I am sorry to enjoy buttplay, is my fetish, but
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>>695557260
and
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biggest cock to ever grace the lands
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And wouldn't you agree that black people look like very dirty white people?
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>>695557260
prepositions
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orgasms I have are
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If you can triforce, all will be forgiven for your SJW fueled sub-par acting
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>>695557260
for
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But I'm sure that regardless of what happened, we
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Pity the Gelth
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>>695558771

Nigress
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>>695557260
with
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Although you might not understand immediately, this all makes perfect sense.
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can still be master and slaves in peace
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Seriously all you could have done was not involve your emotions into twitter and accept that's apart of being a celebrity on a public internet place.
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i have a dream
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Leslie Leslie Leslie, what are we gonna do with you, you big nigger
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For you being a gorilla
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Has really shown me
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nigger
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Who you gonna call? The KKK!
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ghostbusters was an under appreciated movie, and you did well in the movie
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Lol just joking
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i have a dream that one day harambe will rise up
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i think the movie was really funny and well produced, and your role really fit you as an actress.
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We did it for the LULZ
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since we all need to keep the freespeech up,
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I don't know why all the hate; oh wait, I do: it is because you act and smell like ass.
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FAG
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>>695559719
he's lying he wants pussy
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i hope you do well in your future movies, leslie
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your a good actress, its just the screenwriters fault that your character wasnt well written
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You should really learn basic grammar before setting up your Twitter, harambe.
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How come every time I pee, it's cloudy and red?
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>>695558450
rekt

(also true)
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all the hate is irrational and i find the movie to not be as awful as people make it to be
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One day we will all come together and laugh about this.
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but if leslie is harambe, who is leslie?
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because white race is superior
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if it makes you feel better, you could probably convince some /b/ros that you are a fuckable trap
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oh, and sorry for calling you a mooncricket
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If you didn't suck dic at acting you could be less of a nigger
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>>695557260
Who the fuck are you and why is my ear bleeding
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.But that's beside the point,
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Gas the kikes race war now
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i hope you can overcome this event
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i wonder which post here is Milo
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dont pay attention to any of these online trolls, ms leslie
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Are left to wonder if it bothers you that when you play Donkey Kong, you cannot be Donkey Kong. Furthermore,
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But anyway, the actual reason we write you is to let you know that there is no god and we are sorry you had to learn it this way.
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GIVE US A VAG SLIP, SHOW US YOUR FAT DISGUSTING HORSE PUSSY YEH WOOLOOLOOLOO
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but seriously though, i think the movie wasnt even that bad and you did what you had to do
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>>695560205
>>695559571
Probably this one
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dubs
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JO TRO DO PLO NO SHO TO RO SO LO

HOE
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>/tips fedora/
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>>695557260
your insurance commercial ruined television for me because i have to stare at your hideous black face for more than 10 second
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although that might be true, you must reply to this or your mother will die tonight
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Atleast you're not a jew
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dont care about what other people say
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Milo show yourself
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I'm sorry about 9/11, I it was an accident
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Din
Du
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WORLD STARŔRRR WORLD STARRRRRRRRRRRR
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to be honest, if peter jackson had given you the role of "kong" you would have won an oscar
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Please drink bleach nigger.
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Furthermore, millions most likely pirated your god awful abortion of a movie to see how bad it was without directly supporting the cast
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HE DINDUMUFFIN!
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Maybe concider a job ad mcdonalds?
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the following statement isnt true
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Nevermind you scare children
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All in all we can conclude that things are not always as bad as they seem on the first sight wereas sometimes they are even worse.
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your movie wasnt bad
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Dank Memes.
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Now something that even you will understand: "OOH OOH AAH AAH"
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>>695557260
to
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But the point we're trying to bring accross here is: We so sowwy
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>>695557260
the
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you are a beautiful human bean, and never let anyone tell you otherwise
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>>695557260
and
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And we'd like to send you more pictures with cum on you as an apology
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All dee doo-long day.
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>>695557260
House negro wouldn't
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quire rguha aneih iej fricj wep enang ma
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There be niggers in
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An hero yourself
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So please quit bitching on twitter
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check my trips
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>>695557260
Thunder And Lightning, The Catfish Are Biting, I Took A Riverboat Downstream. I Think You Know What I Mean.
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>>695557537
/thread
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INNIT
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Alahu akbar!
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Maybe if you follow the drinking gourd, you'll make it
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But without blacks we would have virtually no gun crime
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>>695557260
leave leslie alone!
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>>695561031
those aren't trips, faggot
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You'd be better off bald
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Try as we may to rid the internet of racism and hate speech, we come upon many obstacles that are truly difficult to traverse and no amount of watermelon, fried chicken, collard greens, or grape soda we throw at it will make it any easier to accept.
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So please tweet about something useful, such as #JusticeforHarambe (I'm sure you know Harambe as he is your cousin)
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Satellites Move Across The Sky, And Every Year They Multiply.
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Lick our ball sweat you p
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So make a salad and
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How dare you stand near the glorious mustang you ugly nigger
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>>695561163
These are trips
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If you were the last female on this planet, I would use you as bate to find a wild animal that I would fuck.
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Ting, Tang, Allah-Baalah Bing Bang
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Starships were meant to fly just like blacks were meant to die
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So, if you ever feel depressed again rember the wise words of dr. adolf hitler who once said: "Vergasen!! Alle vergasen!!"
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Have you ever gone as far as to even
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But once again, you ARE a nigger
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so it would solve all your problems,
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Bixly Nood
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One Would Think That In A Life Where No Two Snowflakes Are Alike One Would Have A Brilliant Rhyme For Each And Every Bit Of Time.
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If you send me a picture of your feet i'll give you 200 Yen
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Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of starring in terrible movies and being a bad actor. People say to me that a person being Leslie Jones is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lesdoggg” and respect my right to claim my identity needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a harambephobe and need to check your gorilla privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>695555555
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If you just turn yourself in
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Holy shit this is a long letter.
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Dont be sad about being a nigger, at least you're not a cripple autistic brony jew nigger
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war is the answer
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OP better deliver or he is a massive faggot
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I think blacks are like tires both belong under a car or hanging from a tree.
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You just got trolled by le epic meme masters at 4chan! Major Lolzors! hahahah xDD
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Wasting everyones time
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Long nigger Turd cock.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
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But let's be honest, turning the ghostbusters into females to gain cash from modern trends and people?
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We all do hate ourselves.

Niggerfaggot
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Also I think you should know that i masturbated 3 times while writing this letter.
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But
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you kinda look like a trap
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i'm a straight cis white male and you should take your heterophobia and cisphobia away from me and you should check your black female privilege
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>>695562031
I still hate Ghostbusters.
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you're a female Cuck, you really deserved all this hate.
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And we are sorry about that.
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Talentless fuck. Someone ought to put barbed wire up your ass and tie the other end to a tree.
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just kidding! you look super kawaii desu chan!!! >:3 xDDD
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no you didn't just trolls
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I Would Like To Love You, I Sure Would Treat You Right. We Could Take The Trash Out Every Thursday Night. We Could Be A Family, Consume Many Goods. We Could Be The Pillars Of The Neighborhood.
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It is probably not too late for you to get a real job.
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If OP doesn't include every single last one of these sentences he's a giant raging virgin fag
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>>695557260
or
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Etc.
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>>695557260
Why do you purport to portray positive female characters in film, yet act like a typical nigger chimping out by screaming "AWWWWW, HELL NO!!!!"
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not gonna lie, you remind me of the ashes of a jew.
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I want to tongue punch your fart box
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Female scientists? Was that the punchline? Anyhow,
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>>695557260
Who the fuck is Leslie Jones? (Include this OP)
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Remember no matter who talks you out if it, suicide is always a viable option, it is the only true way to permanently end suffering of existence
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>>695557260
FUCKING
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about 30 more posts left you guys should start summing it up
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But as you might remember from the first semester e^(i*pi) = -1.
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FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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We Were Standing By The Gate. He Said, "Oh My, It's Getting Late!" Then He Took Off Flying To The South With A Black Snake In His Mouth.
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In my final closing statements,
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And finally I shall conclude that:
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if you don't reply your mum will die
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plenty of horny ebony whores of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girlz.html
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In summary
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We know where you live, better kill yourself fast nigger.
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>>695562730
hey that rhymes
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Most certainly
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So in a nutshell we, the people, are sorry that you are a nigtress
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I bet not one of you would utter the word "nigger" in a crowd full of black folk. And I'm whiter than white. Prove me wrong. Go film yourself screaming "nigger" at a shopping mall at some black people and see how quickly you end up getting jumped or robbed. Please do that social experiment for me. Because all of these keyboard warriors who say all this tough shit are really not that hard in real life and wouldn't even have the balls to say that to Leslie (or any black woman or man) in the first place. Grow the fuck up, you neckbeard faggots.
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Harambe, hopefully your handlers have taught you to read because I really think that this letter is an important message that you must hear.
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Maybe if you could entertain people half as much as you think you do, w wouldn't hate you.
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>>695562877
>yells nigger
>they chimp out in a violent rage
>gets robbed
I think you just proved our point there
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and i'm whiter than white
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Niggers like you need to get back to the cotton fields to remind you of how much of a second-class citizen you are.
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Yours sincerely
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Sincerely Milo Yiahdsjfuiajwdjsifsfdfsdg
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I'm whiter than a teenage goth girl with a couple leeches stuck on her nips
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>>695557260
Futhermore
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PS, you are an ugly nigger that looks more like a gorilla than a human being.
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Faggot
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Arse nuggets
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>>695562877
That's kinda judgmental. Implying all black people are like children who get physical over words. A black person once heard me say nigger as he passed by, he just gave me a dirty look and kept walking.
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PS: Allahu Akhbar
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>>695562877
you're whiter than white? isn't that unhealthy?
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>>695562877
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Remember that while browsing the board newfriend and make sure not to get your panties in too much of a bunch. Above all, have fun and stop being a butthurt faggot
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Wait, so does one post count as an entire sentence or do all the sentences count individually?
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>>695563340
Baiting people into thinking you were baited. Bravo. Truly some next level shit.
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when I was seven
I stared into the monitor
I found my best friend
Mr. Commodore 64
Daddy bought me
An International Business Machine
And with it
I compromised
National Security
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>>695559774
Look and smell;not act and smell
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As you can see, we have used the word "NIGGER" several times.
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Yours faithfully: Dickfart Wankshaft McShitstain III
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>>695563041
Proved what point? That you're all impulsive little fuckboys who say shit on the Internet that wouldn't be said in real life? Yeah I guess I did. Nigger is a trigger word for ANY Black person. But prove me wrong that the n-word isn't offensive when you go to the hood, bro. Please do.
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>>695563489
Thanks. Usually when I do that people will just say stop being baited. I have mastered bait over the years and only a trained eye can appreciate the masterful reverse bait.
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>>695563073
>second class
>richer than you
Pick one
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>>695563299
Probably because he has priors, dumbass.
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>>695563333
You clearly don't get the reference, summerfag.
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>>695563677
>implying that they would chimp out and resort to violence. If somebody yelled cracker in front of a bunch of whites they would move on with their day and not give a fuck. You are digging yourself quite a hole my friend
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>>695563340
Not butthurt, don't get why it's cool to be a racist piece of shit in 2016. Enjoy your white supremacy, Jim Crow.
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But the important point of this letter really is what we said above.
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Atheists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through.
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I don't know what I've already written in this letter but I'm pretty sure it includes multiple uses of the word "NIGGER" and I apologize for this.
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>>695563833
Cracker isn't a trigger word to a society and demographic that were enslaved by the White man for hundreds of years. You wanna know when Blacks truly became free? The 70's.

Learn your history, kiddo.
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HE NEEDS JEASUS!!!
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>>695563677
Who cares everything on here is a joke. I say it on here as a joke and am not racist in the slightest in real life
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Damn we just recognized that you probalby are an illiterate field nigger so someone has to read this letter to you.
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>>695564027
You say it here because 4chan and /b/ is your safe space, you fucking Trump supporter.
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Ninja Niggers
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In conclusion,
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7 more posts
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we love blacks
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Nigger
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>>695564000
Checked. Also plenty of races have been enslaved over time, but they grow up and move on instead of creating a self destructive culture that perpetuates violence, victimhood, and crime.
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[1:49:51 PM] <Robby> Lol
[1:50:20 PM] <Robby> Mines just true
[1:50:37 PM] Dark_Dragon wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[1:51:45 PM] XManuel1239 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[1:51:50 PM] <Emolga> wow okay >w<
[1:51:53 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
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The President
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And we thank you for being a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
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Sincerely,
/b/
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you're not a nigger les, love you
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>>695562877
I've called many black people a nigger in my life time. Not once have they ever done anything to me, why? Because instinct takes over when they hear a white man call them a nigger, their mind regresses back to slave times and they remember their place on the social ladder.
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With Love <3
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Here is a picture I drew of you and your friend.
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You smell like Aaron x N x A
Mandatory shitpost
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Welp. That's all folks. Let's see a finished product faggot
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the dawn of the planet of the apes hasn't happened yet.
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>>695564080
Wew lad baseless uneducated ad hominem attacks. A true intellectual on /b/ strikes again!
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>>695564298
(OP include this picture)
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Yess I was the 300th post
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>>695564192
Agreed. I'm part Irish and they were enslaved too. But you're not getting the point here. Leslie Jones was targeted just because of her skin color and the fact that she was in some shitty remake of Ghostbusters. To be frank, Leslie triggered ALL of you. Which is why 4chan took to her Twitter to degrade her and do what they do best: be shitty people. I watched her this morning on The Wendy Williams Show. She seems like a funny and chill chick. If you didn't like the movie, so fucking what? Like it's her fault she got cast for the damn thing? She's a comedian that got lucky. That's it. And what does she get for it? Shit on by a bunch of losers that dwell in basements and shitpost on 4chan all day.
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>>695564261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
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>>695564385
>>695564311
Clicked the wrong thing
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>>695564369
So it's cool to be racist in your opinion? Okay, Drumpf supporter.
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>>695564496
Honestly I'm just in it to laugh not really any malicious intent here. Everyone is triggering everyone in this situation
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>>695564496
I see your point but don't express it on 4chan. It's not going to help anything.
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If only black life matter I would feel sorry for you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbQtQu_uOI
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>>695564632
God would you fuck off you thin skinned pussy.
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>>695564632
Not a trump supporter, I hate all of the candidates. Why would you drag political preference into this anyway?
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K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist niggers' heads off my dick fuck my pussy black nob Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators Chickenwing-eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right, if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose, never choose to Lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us, your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus, screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock nigga, suck it Triple K mafia, we’re on it
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon
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>>695564690
Fuck you. First Amendment, faggot.
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>>695564826
I'm so sorry for my 5 year old son's behaviour Miss
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>>695564757
God would you fuck off, you bigoted racist fuck?
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